Literally Who Can Stop Us Edition.
>Sun 2 June, 10:30 Local, 21:30 NZS
South Africa v Bangladesh
The Oval, London, England
>Mon 3 June, 10:30 Local, 21:30 NZST
England v Pakistan
Trent Bridge, Nottingham, England
Literally Who Can Stop Us Edition.
>Sun 2 June, 10:30 Local, 21:30 NZS
South Africa v Bangladesh
The Oval, London, England
>Mon 3 June, 10:30 Local, 21:30 NZST
England v Pakistan
Trent Bridge, Nottingham, England
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Anyone else hoping for an epic pitch invasion here too?
>matt henry will start the rest of the tournament
The same guy who demolished Sri Lanka and won player of the match?
pic for the next OP bros
Hot off Facey?
Well done OzSeb
I made it eternally jealous little brother
Jacinta played the morning prayer yet bruz?
Fell off to sleep after the 3rd over.
BASED Warner.
The same guy who got BLACKED by the windows and has never performed against a top team
Grim
Good stuff
Odds I shower again
See you in 20 minutes
a full strength bowling attack
I bowled attacked ur mum last nite
Rassie van der Dussen show on the cards
just woke up
Good afternoon lad
can't wake up
yikes
Are you guys watching the Stanley Cup?
its a bit boring to watch a cup dont you think?
What?
Business idea: Expose tailenders to more T20 games
better then the world cup LMFAO
*dabs*
/hoc/ runs this shit
>/hoc/ runs this shit
Run this shit down your throat then
*SHLOPFPOFLPOFLFOPLFPOLOLSOLPOLFPOFLSOLFPOLOPHLPOHSLOPHLPSOHSPLSPOHSOHOLHOPLHOSLSPFFFF*
Who is the St. Louis Blues of cricket?
cant wait for kane to awkwardly pick up the world cup then run away from the interview
was it autism?
>booing broad
pathetic
>booing amir
pathetic
>booing warner and smith
also pathetic
simple as
Is cricket the second big sport in nz?
neesham facial mogging the rest
meant santner
Had sex for the first time in 2 months last night and my abs are really sore lads
fucked this bloke in the ass last night and he told me his abs were sore lads
also gave him an std lol. starts with a pain in the abs, then you die
*ahem*
Finland owns hoc now.
/cric/ is and always has been a Tyson Fury general
haven't had sex in yonks
getting grim
did the man hit the other man?
sportsball tier response
lol. #ownedKPstyle
D:
Remember when he flung the cheque? Absolute gold LMAO.
Favourite cric webm 2bh
Right here.
Right now.
Bloody colonials.
>>booing broad
>pathetic
>>booing amir
>pathetic
>>booing warner and smith
Righteously upholding all that is good and right about the sport of gentlemen.
Seems fair.
Pretty disappointing world cup desu. All games one sided
based and tysonpilled
IT's COMING HOME
anyone here have a nvidia edge player? whats the min speed to run games on?
/cric/ is a PS4 and soulsborne general
Gay
consoles are the height of plebbery
>Gay
Don't use it as an insult mate
I do what I want
Good on ya
virgin the post
It's a problem with the round robin format. Instead of having one shitter per group suddenly everyone has to play each of them
off for a hike around asenovgrad
watching the footy lads
>freshies
Big yikes desu lads
prossielad is the British Saxon Peters
>shoes in house
YIKES
normally don't caught me on a bad day lad
asenovgrad
youtu.be
looks lovely
Is that a PS3?
yes mate
girls look nice so i want to see them instead of the object most of the time
Madoka WILL save /cric/
have sex
sarah taylor
Goblin
... is a goblin
goblin
have cricket
FUCK sponsors
just so much going on here
fuar
was perusing some quite candid and personal images of English cricketer Danielle Wyatt this afternoon, interesting content that.
wew
fuar
you mirin brah
pwhoar
I'd love to to punch you in the throat.
violent /rug/ simian
BASED Kane
I'm purely /cric/ and I'd like to kick you on the face too you little poof.
kys weeb fuck
Hahaha this will never get old
clunge.
Me in the back in cap
lawncreep will be saving this one
No that's a white person.
Saving this one lads
how's the missus mate
I remember the day this was posted kek
Peetty good, she's just been overseas for 5 weeks, back yesterday
attention seeking slut
Is that a trapnny?
makes you wonder
his caveman posture makes it
convinced this actually was lawncunt
is lawncunt not the guy who posts pictures of his lawn
Hello and welcome to the Oval for this vital clash between South Africa and Bangladesh. South Africa need to rebound quickly after losing to England in the opening match here at the Oval. Bangladesh are playing their first match of the tournament.
>spoonfeeding blow-ins on sacred /cric/ lore
Not even once.
>sacred
yikes
I've finally arrived
The cricket
i LOVE cricket
Reminder
>ANDY RUIZ JNR STUNS AND STOPS ANTHONY JOSHUA
What happened to Klaasen?
is daniel stopping by for this world cup?
Jeez that's a new level of cringe
>Bangladesh vs South Africa
Grim
Reckon he's busy with his new black gf from reddit
Getting pegged watching Captain Marvel right now I'll warrant
Will Bangladesh win?
Daniel is too much of a pseud for capeshit
tipping he's watching Enemy and thinking about how 'deep' it is
It is my country
I would eat her butthole.
Hmmmmm
did a thing lads
What's a pseud mate
kek
snort ket like im a propa aussie lad
pseudo intellectual
uses alleged intelligence as a fashion accessory
This poster is from Dorset
love ket
love nangs
love weed
hate magic mushrooms
How's it like to be an addict?
Ah ok, yeah he sure fucking is
scoping out the latest pornhub originals lads
he meant the black gf is forcing him to watch it
this faggot is definitely a weed smoker
Calm down you mong
Pomgolians not taking the AJ loss very well lads
Keep your eye out for them in here and be careful if you @ them
coughing a lung up lads
Why is this a big game?
dont get too upset
why isnt this indias fixture instead of south africas
Despacito
enjoyed it desu, glad that blad has been shat ap
win toss bowl first
That's my middle name
ryan sidebottom's long flowing locks
the cricket
hear the drummer get wicket
Its kind of a meme game because south africa should win comfortably, but its a world cup game so very valuable for both teams
de Kock show
bang de kock
Post Rajipoos to give Bangas your power lads
Why the FUCK do we get so many shit match ups before two real teams play each other? Kills the early hype tb h
oooo...
Fairly sure it's wicked m8
Bordering on racism there mate.
Frowned upon post Christchurch, thinking about notifying the appropriate authorities
Oo... Very sad. For Bangladesh
My lover uncle
Love my uncle
failed/forced meme
I made this ama
looking gd bro
Anyone got the original oo very sad for Bangladesh
based???
BASED
>2019
>rajibull
ISHYGDDT
business idea: /cric/cast with rajibrain as a regular contributor
Miss le wishes Rajibul harm guy 2bh
I wish i was as confident as rajibul
MOGGED
That's Shitspouter
could do with a rant of his right now
Who's the wimp on the left?
Post the meme with zachy at the party
>it is my wife.
samefag
Howling
i always found his posts quite comical
kek
Classic gimmick. Not overdone, well-timed, well-conceived.
bangladesh has kind of a shit anthem
Is shitspouter dead?
WISH i could get foxtel go on pc
He lives on in all of us.
Awkward bunch.
De Cock and Warner in a manlet fist battle lads, who you got
what's for dinner lads
is dale steyn back?
warner desu, he is a retard and probably doesnt even feel pain
sune state of mind
Written by an Indian before the partition
you're in the right thread then
de kock is apparently thick as a brick
>I want to do the love bro
Chris Morris is quite elite with the bat too
de kock seems like he has downs or something, the kind of guy who'd trip over his own feet in a fight.
most sport stars are. Only thick people can cope with pressure
is this on gem?
GONE
FUCK OFF
can you imagine the smell in that stadium? FUCK
you're my gem
thanks haha
>everyone's fasting and haven't brushed their teeth
only calories today have been 2 pizzas
There are devout muslims ITT observing Ramadan m8, try to be a bit more sensitive
I miss him lads ;_;
same. i unironically think south africa could have been in with a chance to win this world cup had he not retired
most probably didn't even finish school because they were in the sports talent channel from such a young age
cat just farted lads
you now have a minute understanding of what that stadium might just smell like
Literally better Amla and Faf combined
grim
>actual cricket on
>cric empties
WALLOP
based short ball tactics
got kayo on, guerilla cricket audio
THWACK
anyone got a stream?
no german provider is showing anything
>bowl short ball
>get hit for 4
>do it again
>hit for 4 again
genius
SA are grim lads
>dual pussies
>yours
>no, yours
cheerio
here you go
*pisses on you*
ah fuck when i was shaking my penis afterwards this fell out of my foreskin
streamhd247.com
thought it was fucking australia playing for a second
HOLY SHIT JUST FUCK OFF FAF
seth efkrika choking again lol
Based bangas exposing the safas
interesting bit of bowling this
the liveries are irritating this year
dekock just cost them 4 runs by being a manlet
AHHH ABD SAVE ME
Moms watching deal or no deal, now I have to watch dogshit internet streams
Why are West Indies niggers so much more likable than South African niggers?
meant for
relaxed attitude as opposed to murderous monkey attitude
Enjoying this.
Where's Dale Steyn?
>south africa at world cups
>change to the afl to watch the end of the game
>come back to the cricket after five minutes
>south africa getting blown the fuck out
LMAO holy shit and they said coming into this world cup that SA had one of the best bowling attacks
injured as always
Fuck
KEK
KEK ngidi trying to kill tamim
Bangladesh will probably want to keep scoring runs and not losing wickets i reckon
>Ngidi
lmao ngidi
LMAO
Ngidi seething
Really nigidi?
Do RSA suck now or have Bang gotten good
>short and wide
Ah yes, top class bowling
Both are shit
>ngidi off the field
oh nonononono absolutely seething
quota system is working well
Great player for Norf tho
He left the field kek
Norf what
pretty based start from bangladesh here lads
could use the n and i in his name to make a racially charged pun but i wont
I'm just going to say it.
NIGGERS
quite like these posts actually
Where the fuck was Ngidi going?
Out of deep respect for Eoin Morgan, the theme for my enquiry today will be Irish folk songs.
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
South Africa being bullied here
he fucking said it
back to the Congo to leave South Africa to the white man
Sounds made-up
BEEB BEEB BOOP BE BOOP BOOP
reckon runs should only count as half if its a left hander
what is faf thinking right now
>muh carnival atmosphere
i really hate this gimmick. england should NEVER be allowed to host a world cup again
>where can i get a cricket bat guitar
WAYO
phenibut wayooo
Much better than the Australian CWC fiasco and this makes you furious kek
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR SLUM
GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE FUCKING WICKET
GONE FUCK OFF
time for the Shakib show lads
umm sweetie it was the best attended world cup ever. we should host EVERY world cup.
look at this 2015 era posting style
Bro it is shakib
Its Shakib bro
fielding this world cup has been really good
Elite fielding
mitchell santner getting talked about lads
>shartner is a top 5 all rounder
christ this is a grim period of cricket
How is Ben Stokes not in the list?
he is the most complete anglo cricketer and this is indisputable
was wondering the same thing
cats snoring now lads
he can jump quite high lads. reckon the americans would love those statistics
excuse me what the fuck?
He became an all rounder in 2018. Right after the series against England iirc. Quite decent desu.
off to the gym
think I've got the deadlift form sorted
>DRS timer
good addition
he's been an all-rounder forever hasn't he? remember considering him one when he made his test debut in 2016 against >us in place of based Craig
based umpire's call
i actually like mark nicholas, think he's one of the better commentators going around
although he received a lot of hate when he was on channel 9 and i admit he ruined siddle's hattrick
You should host my knob in your mouth
yeah just talk over the third umpire retard
yeah he had a decent match in the first day night test
>he's been an all-rounder forever hasn't he?
Don't recollect him being good with the bat before that series haha
yeah think we were all calling him the new le glasses
lol phehlukwayo is better bowler than ngidi and rabada and getting more wickets
Love Chobani Flip desu
he knows a lot about cricket but comes across as a bit of a dickhead
he's better than the dickheads who don't know anything about cricket that make up the rest of the channel 9 commentators though
He, Chappell, Hussey, Kerry O'Keefe and Ponting are the only ones I rate from Australian teams
rabada is an extremely overrated odi bowler, and a moderately overrated test bowler
HAHA looks like a big blue willy!
pretty much same here although i like mark waugh too even though a lot of people really dislike him.
GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH AND FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR UNDERWATER SWAMP YOU LITERAL SUBHUMAN
GET THE FUCK OUT
MUSHIFUQUR
Written in the stars
Mark Waugh is an absolute brainlet
Incredible that he was a selector when he had absolutely no idea about domestic cricket.
any games scheduled in the Outer Hebrides?
Peckish
best thing to come out of Bangladesh was this one slim girl with huge tits and pierced nipples that let me stick it up her bum
who would have thought the first competitive game of the wrold cup would be between bangaldesh and south africa
vag was out of limits though apparently Allah frowns on that but the bum is fair game
>South Africa game
>no Mike Haysman
Kek
yeah grim
pics
Score predictor just clocked in at 600
>putting on a tiger suit to "support Bangladesh"
just seems like prime opportunity for furries desu
anyone else hate T20s? ODIs are so comfy. Test matches even better.
Fuck off
test >>>>>>>>>>>>> odi > t20
>huge tits
where
on her chest
Bold
>he's actually australian
hmm
Are these saffers actually going to lose to bangladesh
You now Dougie Bollinger
i can't be fucked watching them but it has its role and has good highlights. ODI's are better but it has the same problem where every game is a forumula and its just a test of who does that forumla better.
Fast bowlers opening up and and attacking batting in the power play. Then spinners and all rounders in the middle where both teams try and consolidate. Then last 10-15 overs its a t20.
Did you know chickens shit pee fuck and lay eggs all out of the same hole?
remember*
god i wish that was me
never forgot the great man
BASED RAJIBUL
mental how you feel good just by looking at a fertile woman
just found out that the "australians" that post in /cric/ are all street shitters and white poms here working
great efficiency
im a white south african lol
fuck up josh
For me, it's a push through the covers
So what happened to Ngidi, did he just chimp out and leave the field or is he actually injured?
holy shit SA being btfo
Unironcally a pajeet lol
KEK SOUTH AFRICAN FIELDING
just put the house on Australia to go undefeated
CHECKED
ngidi on suicide watch
why do people rate tahir?
Is it too late to post my fav cric webm?
>Markram
>bowling
DESPERATION LMAO
>forgetting the man who sorted out my lawn
not in a hurry, man knows his stuff
name
no please go ahead
Seth Efrica are unironically going to concede 400 if they don't get a wicket soon lmao
Moar
bangladesh has a genuine chance of going to the final this time.
is this real?
kek
lol
shit
hlw
hi
it’s not rajibul it’s his evil twin rabijul
>it’s real
>we will never have longer boundaries ever again
dear boro...
a good day gets better
he didn't play much international and domestic players only make 100 and something k a year, which is nowhere near enough to retire off
yeah?
holy fuck south africa are getting BTFO by bangladesh LMAO
Was at the SCG when he gave his retirement speech
>Have you met Doug Bollinger our owner operator for Castle Hill/Glenhaven.
>If you want a beautiful spring lawn or just want to play some backyard cricket contact us now to get Doug to give you a free lawn assessment.
>Love that lawn. Love that Green.
Based tradie
De Kock always looks like he is about to burst into tears
absolute fucking CLINIC from bangladesh here lads
Hlw dear bro
not sure if you can judge Bangladesh too well based on the india match, they literally always lay down and die against india
JPee Poominy
I've come from the future. Bangladesh knocked out india this time.
South africa getting fucked by a literal midget
is that kelsi monroe?
When will they learn?
grim
what the fuck is going on
Bangladesh vs India is the real rivalry. Fuck pakis vs india
and now he's a based tradie, living the Australian dream
i would laugh my arse off if this happened
think they were eluding to the name of the business, you dumb cunt.
Yep
How do you rate bangladeshi men, lads? Are they handsome?
which one of them did this to her
yes
I could never take him seriously as a cricketer because he always looked like had just knocked off from the job site and was having a game of backyard cricket
chances are someone here knows her so no
More than Indians less than Pakis
the absolute STATE of south african cricket right now lads
>eluding
lad
AND NOW THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES LMAOOO XD XD
Worst thing about this single big group is the huge amount of predictable games there are
She was spotted with Trent Boult few years ago at Auckland so I reckon he did it
south africa will be a failed nation in 20 years
>elude
>reading everything
>going against cultural convention and putting a full stop ion your last sentence
fuck off nerd
in ruggers they introduced a diversity quota where the team has to be majority black
after that SA went to shit
Why haven't they done that with Cricket I wonder?
what's his name the guy who was cucked by Wayne Carey runs a kids party planning business now lmao
they did
david warner
well that would explain it
Poojibul looks like he was smashed in the face repeatedly with a shovel
Never. Manlets don't learn. They are the teachers.
>You now remember South Africa
lost them the world cup last time actually
they selected an injured philander over abbott versus New Zealand and just lost in the semis
>Wayne Carey
Who?
BASED
is that the place where chappie was filmed or something?
I now remember South Africa
thank FUCK i emigrated to australia and can support a successful nation now haha
Will England care more about the cricket now at the champions league is over
Based
epic
Fuck South Africa and their quota system.
a full strength Bangladesh
It's 100% Indian diaspora and Posh Tarquin boys
Only reason I'm here is cause uni is over and I have zero friends
>reverse racism
Quoteas and Springcucks are fucked for life
grim stuff
Reminder that South Africa will chase this.
seemed popular enough in the villages that our english family friends were from, they were all into it and they're middle class
looking at yourself in the mirror again?
haha just /r/straya things lmao
the whiteys should move to Namibia (or Botswana)
They still whites as human beings as opposed to demons created by Yakub
Shit even Zimbabwe is starting to look preferable now that Mugabe's dead.
FUUUUCK We’re losing to literal street shitters. Fuck this gay country, every day I lose my will to live even more. I feel like suck starting my Glock.
>foxsports.com.au
>Black Rugby captain says that Nelson Mandela wouldn't have supported racial quotas
>Black Africans chimp out and say the captain only got his position because of the quota system
They're their own worst enemy
middle class is synonymous with posh here
Aristrocrats and Doctors/Teachers/Engineers are just thrown into the same basket by the working class desu.
We have a very established class system as I'm sure you know.
make sure to impregnate as many white women as possible D'waljibe
find it all a bit alien Tbh, we don't really have the same attitudes here since everyone started off being equally shit
guy who hosted who's line is it anyway
horny
Very depressing
KEK
parents are both from england
but the word's allude
you have your bogans
Just imagine bogans were 80% of the population
It's just the "working class" has two parts - the actual WORKING class (Cab drivers, cleaners, butchers, carpenters) and then the underclass (chavs).
There's a huge difference.
to make things worse the sensible white man party in South Africa seems to have peaked.
The ANC is miles ahead and the EFF (Black nazis) just gain year after year.
The country is done.
just had a wank to the Danielle wyatt pics
are qualified carpenter makes a fuckload more than a cleaner in Aus
link?
...
>are qualified carpenter makes a fuckload more than a cleaner in Aus
My family sang top of the world to my nanna who loves singing as they turned off her life support
No wonder we have so many of them here. Fuck me.
...
that game's tomorrow m8
the atmosphere is building
>implying thats a bad thing when they start bolstering our rugby and cricket team
could get 400 here
just having some noodles whilst watching bangla put the sith efrikans to the sword lads
speaking from experience, bangladesh has more defecation area in a single resident than 2-3 residents in england combined. So yes, keep that title exclusive to indians.
what is she doing, must be inspecting a mole or something?
imagine if australia had the same white to black ratio as saffarika but instead of africans it was boongs lmao
>danni wyatt being a lesbian
should hook up with the goblin desu
my fuck
Never said it's a bad thing
irene got that good suck
lads
goodnight irene
ill see you in my dreams
kek imagine celebrating that hard about getting some shitter out
any good boongs played for Aus?
Symonds excluded cause he's an honorary white
we're in the new thread lads
can someone explain this one for me? why is Peter BVeattie's jersey on the wall?
BASED Bangals absolute DESTROYING weak and pathetic South African. How will they EVER recover?
symonds isn't an abo you absolute fucking mong have you ever seen a fucking abo in your life
i think you'll find he is you seething fucking casual
dizzy
LADS this is the thread
We're here
>8 posts late
autism
>didn't see the link to the new thread earlier
autism
what is this
check the new thread everyhitng wqas posted