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Yea Forums on suicide watch.
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HAHAHA
absolutely based kloppo
fucking cringe....
Have sechs
based kloppo
have six
Based. Yea Forums SEETHING
based boomer making zoomer jews seethe
Based
KEK
no you
kech
T.Bayern cuck
six what? I dont get it
Is that the bad guy from the first Jonny English film?
He fucking did it with Liverpool
let him have the moment
>You now remember cringe edgy teenagers doubting Klopp
Holy mother of cringe. Glad those idiots have been driven from Yea Forums forever.
This may be the greatest bant in the history of this board and it will be forgotten because no one knows shit about german and germans dont know shit about humour.
million
kloppos at the wheel
10/10
Das it
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Nice
Absolutely BTFO
John Barnes is a legend.
underrated
Farmer status: harvested
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kekinho
Oh wow this joke is so subtle and intelligent how will germans ever understand it? Fuck off, Strache
Who cares about Bayern?
I don't know what six means, I guess it has to do with that shitty English league.
hehehe
This song is gonna be the chant next year, isn't it?
>Let's talk about six, baby
>Let's talk about LFC
>Let's talk about Allison and Henderson and Origi
>Let's talk about six
Shit writes itself.
why are people pretending that this is more than just a little bit funny
Cringe
SEETHING
BTFO
liverpool has won six champions leagues
>le seething xD
Dude why should we seethe? Klopp is german, right? It's just that we know for a little bit longer than you how much of a cunt he is
let's talk about ninety six
>why should we seethe
>WE'RE GERMAN AND WE KNOW BETTER AND HE'S A FUCKING CUNT AND YOU'LL ALL FUCKING SEE IT SOMEDAY
SEEEEETHING
>this bavarincel ITT mad at Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp
Reminder you righed it in 2013 only to whine about Madrid rigging it every following season
'No'
He fits right into Liverpool being an desperate unfunny socialist prick who thinks everyone else likes him and thinks he's hilarious.
Very impressive for a team that has yet to win their league even a single time.
Only thing more impressive is Guardiola's post-Messi Champions League record.
>4 years
>1 title
is this something to be proud of?
5 months before Klopp was hired, Liverpool were losing 6-1 to Stoke. Liverpool were in an utter fucking STATE when Klopp took over.
spending 400m seems to have helped, but obviously every other club has done the same
Literally just assassinate Pep's blood doping specialist and you have yourself an era of Liverpool domination.
overrated
it isnt a 'title'
its the biggest prize in club football by a huge margin
>Scandinavian """"""humor""""""
Their business dealings have been insane compared to other top clubs. They sold Solanke for 19 million. Bought Andy Robertson for 8 million. Matip and James Milner were free transfers. Meanwhile teams like United are buying Fred for 52 million and Sanchez for 30 million (plus an extra six billion in wages).
The absolute madman did it
>n-no its not the same
this sounds incredibly delusional
theyve all spent big and Liverpool are no exception in wasting it. Wasn't bought Keita bought for 60m?
Just look at his fake teeth
this
>literally making up quotes to attack instead
I didn't even come close to denying Liverpool have spent money to improve. I merely pointed out that they've done it much better than most other top clubs. You illiterate monkey. I understand you're ABL and therefore mentally deficient, but do better. Even the most ABL of ABLs on Yea Forums can usually manage actual arguments instead of strawman shit.
>Keita is bad
Thanks for exposing yourself as someone who doesn't watch football and just parrots headlines he sees on Yea Forums and reddit.
you really should be happy. theres nothing wrong with spending hundreds of millions. all the clubs do it. they all have flops. so what?
Kinda funny how the better managers than him don't try to make it all about themselves
Mate, I'm not even trying to wind you up right now, but when was the last time you saw someone about your mental health? I think there's something wrong with you.
>you have mental health issues
fucking hell I never believed liverpool fans were sore winners
ur just a cunt is all tßh fämpaitachi
Like I said, I can't recommend seeing a professional enough. All your years on Yea Forums has clearly affected your brain in some way. You frame everything through an imaginary argument with a Liverpool boogeyman. Even this very argument. I hope you get the help you need.
>point out all clubs have spent hundreds of millions
>get called a cunt and accused of mental illness
lol why are you fans so bitter?
cuz u a cunt
>you say "Liverpool sent a lot of money"
>someone aggrees and adds "the money they spent was very well spent and done much better than other clubs"
>you reply "WOW YOU'RE FUCKING DELUSIONAL LIVERPOOL SPENT MILLIONS YOU KNOW?!"
>someone replies "I know. I agreed with you and elaborated upon the point"
>you reply "YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING HAPPY"
You have issues and I hope you get to the bottom of them.
>this bitter reply
>claim others have mental illness
>Y-YOU'RE DELUSIONAL
>Y-YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY
>Y-YOU'RE A SORE WINNER
>Y-YOU'RE BITTER
Lad, look at yourself. The person that all of these posts have been aimed at, is someone who AGREED with you. You have a mental illness. And not even in the meme "ABLism is a mental illness" way. I mean, you have an actual legitimate mental illness. All of your posts reek of paranoid schizophrenia.
What an angry wog.
This is why everyone loves Scousers. Such funny people like John Bishop and that fella who tells the story about the chippy being bombed by the Jerries
>you have an actual legitimate mental illness
>paranoid schizophrenia.
Not him, but you're not a psychiatrist and you have no idea what this is. Stop embarrassing yourself.
I hope you get the help you need.
Remember when you get really angry when someone said that Liverpool would step up and beat Barcelona to get into the final after losing 3-0? Remember when you called them delusional pakis and wogs? How did you feel watching Jordan Henderson lifting the Champions League trophy?
Let us all hope you do too, Ahmed.
Ironic he's calling people schizos when he's replying to himself.
pakis don't consider being schizo a mental illness so it's normal for them
being a victim is part of the Scouser identity. When people aren't sympathetic to them, they get very angry and bitter. You'd think they'd be celebrating today, but they're more interesting in sperging out on a Belgian wall-demolishing board
>Paranoid schizophrenia manifests itself in an array of symptoms. Common symptoms for paranoid schizophrenia include [...] paranoid delusions (believing everyone is out to cause the sufferer harm).[3]
Hope you get the help you need m8.
>Imdad Ali was declared clinically insane after killing a cleric in 2002.
>Safia Bano, Mr Ali's wife, had appealed against her husband's conviction on the grounds that he was insane.
>But the court rejected the appeal on Friday, saying schizophrenia was "not a permanent mental disorder".
So glad we import these people and enrich our soceity
>paranoid delusions (believing everyone is out to cause the sufferer harm)
kek. literally scousers personified
Klopp lost 6 finals
Who would run our kebab shops and drive our taxis if not for these people?
Eh wasn't really that funny
What the fuck is Lallana doing
Did he even play a single minute this season?
I'd have left Liverpool if I were him, he can still do good for lower table EPL teams or Championship teams
What will make him a legend is if he matches this success for the next few years.
This year was incredible for the club, but if they can sustain it for years then it was all worth it.
So far, everything points to them sustaining growth and success because they haven't peaked, they have only just begun.
>because they haven't peaked, they have only just begun.
cringe
6 (six)
Not a liverpool fan btw.
But if you can view as a casual observer you can see a trend upwards with Liverpool, and it all starts with the manager.
cringe
>n-no ur the one that is acting like he's constantly being attacked
this ABL has lost the plot lmao
Why are Liverpool fans so angry and upset ITT? Don't you celebrate trophy wins any more?
see
They're plastics and glory-supporters. They're not proper LFC fans.
Wow chill
...
have you ever met a funny scouser?
kek
Alright, that's actually unironically based
Jürgen, check that flag again.