Caption this

>sub me in, coach

>when your mom wants you to come with her to the beach but you want to stay inside and play fifa

>23
wew

you are not my girlfriend

Caption This

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>i hope my boner doesn't cause me to be offside

Wtf, is she a white supremacist?

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she's american though

No woman can resist the SCOTTISH BVLL

>chernobyl janitor during his last hunt following the disaster (1986)

>the city of this human being

from some posts during the game she might be an instagram model or something from the u.s.

Her arse isn't toned enough, 6/10

have sex femcel

> Salah averted his eyes
mashallah

>too much ass
wait hes scottish not Irish

absolutely based

...

kek

kek

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Name?

"i hope i don't get sued for sexual harassment for this"

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“The closest Robertson came to scoring.jpg”

*record scratch*
Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how i got here. Well it wasn’t always this hard....

Thats a 10/10 in England.

Burger outing themselves out as bias

based autist hoverhanding a pitch invader

>You will never have a gf like that

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based attention whores

>You will never have a *whore* gf like that
fixed
i'm happy with my white freckled gf

Based modest lad

> freckled
gross

hardly, you can only see them when she gets tanned/sunburned

That’s a good thing

Man if i was rob id just take my toungue in a lick her anus like it was yum time

What's Lewandowski doing in Madrid?

KILTLESS IN MADRID

Have sex, /pol/virgin

Molesting Blonde girls like his ancestors

>Dr. Peng, I'm LFC.

My cock in her cunt, and I'm not talking about me cock

Gay coping

Underrated

>saggiest ass I have ever seen

>One, two, three, four, five
>Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride

if you zoom enough you can see a nipple and fap, thank me later

Granny ass in about 5 years

GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

Wish this happened in Baku

Hot

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>Catches the eye of the most virtuous man in sport
>He's committed to the team, works hard, his only concern is not letting the lads down and maybe not forgetting he has a shift at the food bank tomorrow.
"I've lived my life in sin, I must change".

3.6 Roentgen

actual mick talkin

ass is for nogs, its actually not the ass your attracted to but the curviture of the spine

no ass needed, all an illusion.

kinsey_sue

Cute petite white booty

Stop embarrassing me mum

How does a Spanish get this sunburnt?

Her upper body is too big for a woman

russians are truly hideous "people"

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She's American, mate.

all his blood went to the wrong head

nigger

Based

Thot confronted by liverpudlian patrol force - 2019 GettyImagesTM

>In a row?

Imagine dating a turboslut like this
Might as well watch her fuck other men while your at it

looks like they're skating on ice, also that guy's face is so red

>tfw no roastie gf

Nah its a russian instawhore

Thank you, based South Texan

Youd have to find it first

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>actual mick talkin

You didn't need to say this, the rest of your post reeks of virgin potato man anyway. Keep your spine curvatures when you actually fuck a girl from behind and it feels pleasant not cracking against bony fucking thighs

>yank defending his inability not to inhale bacon

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Delete this

wtf i'm gay now

is she in jail?
did la Guardia Nacional beat her ass?

>that ass
irishman's dream

Her millionaire boyfriend probably bailed her out already

Stop giving this thot attention

she's already out and shitposting on her insta

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your ok mohammed

When you want to advertise your company "Vitaly" but doesn't have money to pay Champion League's sponsor fee

You can tell from the angle of his eyes that he’s looking at her ta tas

>be woman
>literally just dont be too fat

LE WHITE MEN HAVE IT EASY XDDDDD

This little stunt wil make her a millionaire. And she's not even good looking, talented or hard working. The state of our society. I hope her and her little limp dick boyfriend get bone marrow cancer.

She will be forgotten next week lad

She's aggressive and attractive enough. I'd breed her.

She just gained one million new Instagram followers in less than 10 hours and that number is only gonna keep rising. This bitch ain't going anywhere, anytime soon.

Oh so now instagram is a measurement of relevance? People we realize its just your everyday thot and forget about her after they masturbate

He’s probably a heavy smoker...

No ho u will not distract me from my career n ruin my fame like tiger woods

the better have tackled the shit out of her.

Seriously thats all u got and ur north of 30....cmon act ur age.

Im rich athlete i get prime thots...quit fooling urself

UEFA should sue the fuck out of both of them
At least Vitaly.

Incels be like get in my car

What is even 'relevance'?

Dam if youre a european thats actually a thing

doesn't matter. there'll still be tons of people (i.e. betas) who will like her posts and shit and that's what advertisers care about. she'll get paid bank because of this

It is funny that if you look at her 'official' staged pics she does look like a model. But this raw footage exposes her as a 6/10 fatty. The power of photoshop I guess

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she's polish-american

kekhino

This

Lol

>Status: Delusional

that's awkward

wtf, i love womens world cup that is coming soon this year
thank you BT sport

How can she only be 23? She looks older. Also hopefully UEFA pushes her and that idiot who runs the website into bankruptcy for advertising their shit.

Damn, I guess we really do live in a society.

>which way to ireland?

months

quality post

>vitaly
>unfortunately

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s k a n k

she looks like shit honestly, women like that should prostrate themselves and praise whoever made the instagram filters.

kek

Jesus what a fat cow

underrated

Dog on the pitch

Tanning kills the skin fäm.

She’s 23? Yikes I thought she was at least 30

noice

You just need Harry Kane looking shocked and it's a distracted girlfriend meme

Based

I have to admit, I like that PHAT pusy

>hover hand

How based.

jej

very good post reddit

VERY good post

>ALRAHHH LUV, FANCY A SHAG?

Who would say this ? the man or the thot ?

>Sorry, white boy, but I only date black guys

This bitch is supposedly 22 years old and looks 40 lmao

She got a 4 million dollar fine though. Was it worth it?

>in her prime
>body fat already barely tolerable
the wall will have no mercy with this cunt

GIVE ME ATTENTION

Hope she loses the majority of her new followers and gets a big fat fine to prevent this shit in the future. She's literally gotten millions of dollars worth of exposure for herself, her boyfriend and their shitty website and will likely walk away with only a slap on the wrist.

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>you're so brave and funny
>haha you go girl

So this is the female level of humor. Why are women incapable of being funny?

:)

love her big fat pussy

Source?

LMAO fuck this whore

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twitter.com/KinseyWolanski/status/1135183718035988480
From 2.5M followers on Instagram to 1800 on Twitter, LOL.

someone out there is doing God's work
Bless him whoever he might be

ugball.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
How long ago did this happen? I hope it was instagram themselves who deleted her account. She wasted taxpayer money to make herself famous. It shouldn't be encouraged

>So this is the female level of humor. Why are women incapable of being funny?
You seem like a hoot.

Whats a hoot?

tsunade irl

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Robertson: “I would enjoy this but I play soccer, which is gay, thus making me a gay. Now if this was a man, I would be excitedly sexually.”

Lose weight

are you a german american?

Based

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Damn, American comedy looks like that?!

Christ your joke delivery is fucking diabolical

This smug mouthbreathing roid freak has the most punchable face I've ever seen. Looking forward to seeing UEFA's legal team burn his 'career' to the ground.

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Did you see his video right after she got out of jail? Its him and her inside a car going "Yeah we did it. Everyone is talking about it. We broke the internet." Literally walking zombies

test

>emotional rollercoaster
what a vapid cunt

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you know he was also on bangbros in the bang bus and couldn't get and stay hard to fuck a girl right?

>mfw he's been described as "a former pornstar" in the media

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"I'm single."

I think I saw that one, was it a "christmas" special?

She has no ass and is a nasty looking creatura slav mix that got her instagram deleted after getting 1m+ followers. Thot status: patrolled

>still rating white ””women”””
Yikes

Fat ugly whore, she will burn in hell like all insta harlots are destined to mashallah

Tom Myers posts on Yea Forums?

Is she advertising some youtuber?

>22 years old

She looks 40

>white women
>ass

Pick one

>Someone call the thot patrol.

it means that he is a cuck

On an NFL field, she'd have been raped to death before the security guards could lay a hand on her. There'd just be a red smear on the 50 yard line.

what's up chink? mad because you will never touch a white woman? keep fapping to white women on porn kek

She's American of polish extraction

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>TFW this bitch's Instagram page got hacked and shut down

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Imagine not liking a phat, juicy, puffy pussy

I know, that pussy is great looking

only virgins don't know good pussy when they see it

Stupid alt right incels

Have sex

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I think the UEFA did it.

Bros why do women have to be so promiscuous? It’s not right and it makes me angry...

I just want to bury my face in it desu

Me too user

me three

imagine the smell?

>imagine the smell?
Heaven

>imagine the smell
Juicy love

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cringe

embarrassing post

*ahem*

Quite based, I must say

Brazzers

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