Cringe

>le pious white Brazilian

how contrived. sad!

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>mfw no Alisson's beard and hair genetics
Feels bad

why does his God hate Lucas Mora tho?

Plus equals to geometric and unrealistic portrait of a heart

Liverslip had both Jesus and Muhammad on their side. Not fair desu.

What is it with HUEs and jesus?

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He didn't fast

God isn't stupid

No one likes b*ld people.

Neymar is also a Jesus freak.

If Brazilians are so Christian, then why does the nation have such a high homicide rate?

>thinking all the muslims on liverpool aren't seething from this

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God supports Liverpool
Allah too
DWI

Better than Gaymers %100000 Jesus headband.

Fake christians, as if you amerishoots don't know about that

He loves crucifixions

Lucas is a Protestant. Allison is a Catholic.

Sallah and all mudslimes BTFO

Alisson played the full match. The more you stay on the pitch, the more love you get.

*tips fedora*

>Tfw have beard genetics but not the hair
Some men have all the luck.

based neymar the olympian

When you live in the third world it helps having all powerful imaginary friends

nail yourself to a crucifix = your heart will stop beating

Based
Made me audibly exhale through my nose and chuckle a little.

based jesus lover

I hope someone goes with satan or spaghettimonster one day

Based

He's secretly giving us his footie powers

So many incels

Ideas like this is why people like Kane got BTFO and allison, mane and Salah are redeemed

baseado e pãopilulado

Based Christian

We want to meet god sooner, silly

GOD AND ALLAH COMBINING THEIR POWERS FOR ALLISON AND SALAH TO KILL Yea Forums

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Based

Yes, Alisson, Nerman, Lucas and Kaka are the ones doing the killing. Retarded amerigoblin.

B-B-B-B-B-BASED

This is disgusting, will Salah get to behead him?

Lord it's Tottenham

Jesus in defence
Muhammad in attack
This is why Liverpool won

Exquisite mongoloid humor

Wow posts like these are actually real huh?

They're Reddit migrants

KEK

high iq post

Based, not cringe, you dumb atheist

Jesus Christ = Love

underage red*itor detected

wew implying me two times to get more "impact"

what's with brazilians and their 100% Jesus?

As opposed to living in the first world and being invaded by real Muslims like you, Muhammed?

based and Chrispilled

(and I say this unironically)

SEETHING God haters.

>spaghettimonster
cringe reddit tier "religion"

You never heard of Cristo?

*tips*
m'lady

>US South also referred to as Bible Belt
Highest Homicide Rate in the US
>Brazil is very Christian
Very Homicide Rate
>Latin America is most Christian part of the world
Most violent part of the world

Meanwhile atheist countries like Japan have an unbelievably low homicide rate.

>brazilian algebra

fuck off weebtard

Never heard of Cristo Calvo Ssj3 100% Jésus ?

a non-atheist swede?? now I've seen it all

are you this stupid or just memeing(religs are all the same)

back to redd*t, incel

so proud of him, I love to see my Christian brothers win

200% jesus

pero tiene razon

it's a joke religion creater by reddit atheist fedora types to mock real religions

He hates vampires, kinda racist desu.

>big cities full of atheists and postmodern types have dramatically high crime rate
>thinking there's any correlation between Christianity and crime

back to plebbit.

>japan
>atheist
Doubt (X)
>Meanwhile atheist countries like Japan have an unbelievably low homicide rate.
And the highest suicide rate in the world, which tells you everything. Fucking weebs.

>poor places have high crime
woah
also 6th commandment

I think is a bit of a reach to say that japanese are atheists.
Firstly because western atheists focus their entire energy in disregarding Abrahamic religions. Thats why they have no problem in LARPing as pagans (Varg Vikernes). Western atheists are just hedonists who hate morality.
The japanese simply don't think about it at all.

Fuck off faggot

that is very hard to understand cause I don't go to reddit, and I'm no english teacher but it confused my brain

tfw this is actually true ;-;

God and Allah are the same entity

What actually surprises me is that he is devout as a Catholic. Usually Brazilian Catholics are very lapsed and only evangelicals are enthusiastic about religion.

underrated

No, Allah is a pagan moon god.

>Even the CBF logo has the maltese cross
DEUS VULT CARALHO VAI TOMAR NO CU MUSLIMS DE MERDA

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He looks like the "Believe It" guy

cringe

Yeah the only people I see here wearing shirts with crosses and shit on them are Evangelicals. Really rare to see a Catholic this devout

100% uma delicia

Who wins, 100% Jesus or strong mind?

Muçulmanos* not "Muslims"

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weeaboo neckbeard, kill yourself

Ten bucks this fucker voted for Bolsonaro.

>Japan
>atheist
The concept of religion as we know it in the West is completely different in Japan. When a Japanese says he's not religious, 9 out of 10 times he just means he's Shinto. It's just that Shinto isn't considered a religion in the Eastern sense of the word.
So fuck your meme.

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last night i crucified your sister

Based

96% JESUS

>God is real noah and his ark are real moses split the sea is real because the desert book says so
some day when a nuclear war happens and civilization starts rising agian I will type my own desert book and become the next Jesus mohammed or moses
abarahmictards cant be more cringe

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Alisson + Salah = Jesus + Allah

hope you get beheaded, herectic kaffir

This
Atheist BTFO

Amen/Aamiin

Religion is for morons