embrassing...
MLW: Brewers place LHP Gio Gonzalez on 10-day IL
CLE: Clevinger (back) nearing rehab assignment
SEA: Jay Bruce trade not imminent, talks ongoing
SEA: Mariners might skip Kikuchi's next start
TB: Rays recall 1B Nate Lowe from Triple-A Durham
COL: Story homers twice, knocks in seven
TEX: Gallo crushes go-ahead grand slam vs. KC
DET: Niko Goodrum goes 5-for-5 with two home runs
BOS: Sale strikes out 10 batters in loss to Yanks
NYY: LeMahieu homers, drives in two vs. Yankees
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Sorry OP, but we post on boomer time and at boomer speeds
lmao tanner roark just hit a dinger
For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>same world series dought as the mest despite having yankee tier payroll
OH NO NO NO
>world series droughts
>meaning anything
After 2016, anything can happen at any point at any time. Didn't you learn?
>sewers
For you, it a free ICE truck ride back to mexico.
>silent
Hmm
>deleting a thread at 240 posts
>janny
We didn't make it bros...........
Wow, this yelich guy might have something.
>jose fernandez in the OP
rip Ace. you would have been on the Yankees if you weren't a retarded coke head.
>caring about the world series when the 2019 red sox have shown us that it means nothing
This.
can someone make the god damn red sox v yankees thread please
Please no swearing
>be NL central
>exist
>NFL General in off season can stay alive during footyfags tournament championship
>Onseason baseball thread dies
OHNONONONONONOOOONOOOOONOOOOOOO
Would you rather have your team win the WS Once every decade for the next 3 decades but the Yankees win 10 Worldseries in the same timespan, or have your team go through a 30 year drought and the Yankees never win a world series again in their life time.
>dicksherpes
Cubs @ Meths
I posted on /mlb/ yesterday at like 6 am and no one touched the thread until like 11 am. it was depressing
upvoted
Rags win!
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Who'd they beat?
Royals
I see
Legit
Finally someone slays the dragon
probably. The Marlins are the league's best farm system
cubs fan here
giants actually won a game holy moley guys!!!!
>he thinks it's actually a baseball thread
>cubs fan here
Well hello there.
Fat albers!!!
D O Y E R S
O
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SOON
anyone watching this dodgers alumni game? based oldfags throwing wild pitches to show us more ball girl butt
Send a link. I want to watch it later. Whos playing?
Nice.
Hello, where is the Japanese baseball stream?
Watched it on TV. Shawn Green, Hersh, Nomar, Dave Roberts. I forgot who else
>13th inning
Pretty good game
>/ourteams/
Brewers
Angels
Twins
Rags
Reds
Rockies
>/shitty teams/
Stankees
>Cusb
Cardinals
White sox
Astros
Any questions?
Phillies @ Dodgers
Metropolitan Baseball Club vs Diamondbacks
>Shawn Green
My favorite childhood player. Was mad when they traded him. To the mets right?
How's the pride month celebration going?
Shut up fag.
florida's all wild
>/ourteams/ consists of garbage teams
Yup this seems about right
I'll take the 30 yr drought. Fuck the yanks
I call it the gay area
I AM LIVID
the rays-twins series has not gone the way I expected it to. Odorizzi starting tomorrow makes me feel like the twins could take the win, but I really have no idea what's going to happen.
I'm stealing that. I always called it the gay bay.
put any money down on it?
We made it to the mountaintop boys
no, I don't bet on sports, I just use them as an excuse to drink
if we win, I drink
if we lose, I drink
the stats and analytics are just fun for my autism
mocking me is rude, fucker
HOLY KEK AND BASED
Are you me?
i don't know what i did but i apologize
Alcoholism and analytics are my thing too.
My man!
im so sorry D:
This Reds fan is getting out of hand. Someone cut him off and take his keys!
astros desu
oh no
who /pingswing/ here
r8 my picks
holy based
turns out the Phillies can't actually compete with good teams huh
You had to jinx it, faggot.
HARPIE!
jokes on you I'm a phillies fan who was upset but not anymore
Based Astros win again, how can the a.l west even compete !
You upset now?
>Will Smith homers to beat philadelphia
hey phillie fans where you at I got something for you
Phillies will probably make the playoffs but they will get absolutely assfucked first round
>based Will Smith btfo philadelphia
Kino
>330 million
what's her story?
Fuck off.
they swept the braves, beat the twins, split on the season with the cubs and brewers.
>doyers win
¡ARIBA!
>MEST
>hector neris
Based Aqua poster.
Just a gal that enjoys eating and dabbing on the philthies.
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA
Born and raised spending 330 million dollars on a fucking bum
A rookie in his 14th at-bat beat the phillies
Dave Roberts looks so happy in this postgame interview
How long until Philly fans do the right thing and run that fantastic waste of money out of town?
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
\I'm glad the dodgers didn't blow money on him. He was a dud last year; can't believe ppl were saying the dodgers needed to spend big on him
These dodger assholes have no respect
When you talk shit and we win you get dogpiled. This happens to everyone.
does anyone even like philly? why are you surprised?
You're in the dogpile now asshole
Ping swing update
FLY THE L FAGGOTS
>bearlets
when will they learn
Oh welcome to my dogpile assfuck
"ping swing" i LOVE it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER MARLINS WIN
i was wrong about urena.
how the hell is the cards game still going
three and a half hour rain delay
>scusbs
>cubes
>ok hand not okay
>kissing boys for free booze is
cubs fans...
You fuck with us locos you get the dogpile!
I wana put the "OK hand" as deep into Kelly Crull as she needs it.
Oh this asshole's getting the dogpile next
oh welcome to my dogpile asswad
please... I'm begging you... please don't dogpile me
dogpiles are for fags
someone dogpile this goon
All of you assholes are next up for my dogpile... 1 by 1 or all at once...
I don't need a pile of dogs to get shit done. I'm lifelong lynching army of one.
oh i own ya
and i pwn ya
put ya in a dogpile
I promise to make it worthwhile
dogpile me daddy!
Based BAJP the one man dogpile
oh this guy's asking for it
what are these shit memes? No wonder this sport is dying.
*spits*
*spanks*
*kisses*
Mess with the best get dogpiled with the rest
What's this i hear about a dogpile? Where do i sign up?
based aj pierzynski dogpiling lifelongs into oblivion
good luck, am literally a goon.
dogpile for one right this way sir
Oh now you earned a one way ticket to the DP.....
How does the brewer's ass taste like?
>cubs lose
>autistic meming ensues
sorry
College Worlds Eries 2019:
Cincinnati
Texas Tech
Arkansas
Arizona State
Vanderbilt
Campbell (this year's meme team)
Mississippi State
Auburn
SEETHING
we fucked up big time dawg we're so sorry dawg
Do you guys think the only reason this general has gotten so slow and shittier than usual over the months is because everything in baseball pretty much seems decided? Like for the most part we all know who the legit and non legit teams are. I can imagine fans of loser teams don't even bother shitposting with us because they have nothing to say. For the most part they have to suffer knowing the bigger market teams in their division are just better than them not because of their payroll (that helps) but because they are just run better than them. I can't imagine Marlols, Memeiners, Mests, Dbags, etc being to happy because their rivals Doyers, Yankees, Astros are legitimately better than them
I don't know the point of this post, I let my autism take the wheel and just shat out what I was thinking. Point is, y'all would love it if the Yankees and Doy Doys weren't winning regular season games all the time.
It's that stupid "cubs fan here" faggot he posts "metsies fan here" too, fuck that retard.
God that prick rubs me the wrong way....
Probably, but teams like the Marlins don't really have fans to begin with. I do enjoy seeing smaller market teams do well, though. As a Dodger fan I hope the dads make the west interesting
honestly get bajp to lynch the fucking retard
I don't mind a dynasty team as long as they win the World Series here and there. The doyers hogging up playoff spots and then choking like complete losers in the playoffs is cringe. I hate the Yankees more, but if they win the World Series then they are less of a problem. The doyers version of the World Series is winning the division, it's pathetic. They're also largely to blame for all the stupid launch angle crap, along with the cubes
If you want to watch a team that is healthy for the sport, look at the Rays (aside from the bad attendance)
lol seeth!
If you don't like the launch angle bullshit then beat the two teams without it, retard. Honestly if there wasn't a screen between us I'd give you a real dogpiling.
I usually don't read long posts, with yours I didn't read it either. Welcome to the dogpile asshole.
Launch angle is terrible. That's the bottom line.
then counter it
The playoff spots are there for the taking. Dodgers are just beating up the NL. Your gripe is out of pure seethe.
Kind of hard to do that when the commissioner re-juices the balls every 2-3 years
If someone smart like Billy Beane or Ken Rosenthal was commish, there wouldn't be any of this nonsense
you don't know much about data analytics, do you? they wouldn't do it if it wasn't consistently a good tactic
it's a tactic for meatheads that just want to hit home runs every at bat instead of playing soulful small ball
Yeah the NL needs to step up and offer the Dodgers legitimate competition. Right now it looks like the Dodgers would have no problem reaching the Eries again, but would embarrass the Senior Circut once again by choking against the Astros again probably. Especially with their fucking god awful bullpen. Seriously half of the 19 games they have lost this year is due to their bullpen no joke.
God I hate being a Dodger fan. I had hope in 2017, deluded myself in thinking 2018 was gonna be the year, and have dreaded the playoffs this year because I just KNOW they are going to shit the bed in some unkown glorious fashion this October
>soulful small ball
what a faggot
they do it because it's statistically advantageous, not because they're unga bunga me smash ball neanderthals. games evolving, boomer.
brewers,cubs, and cardinals aren't pushovers. didn't they all already beat you in the series played?
They won the season series against the brewers 4-3. The only series where they were completely owned was the cards where they got swept. Cusb got lucky.
we also had our shittiest pitchers against the cubs, didn't we?
The pennant is coming out of the NL Central imo
The Dodgers achilles heel is that their starting pitching probably won't make it to October healthy, thus opening the door for the based Brew Crew to win the pennant
small bal soulful
launch angul bad
all three NL central teams will beat the dodgers in a playoff series
of course it was ERG
Buddy I'm off crancking my hogg, leave me outta this
Marlins Mariners and Mets fans are all still here and posting. Your point is invalid.
ERG can I get your autograph
yeah he owns you
eternal royals pwn you
play like shit so they can draft bobby witt
win the eries in 2021
the prophecy has only just begun
>soulful small ball
Someone on this thread said that, and then i laughed.
Only White Sox fans probably believe in soulful small ball because they hate the scubas
I wasn't even here!!!! How did I become a seriousposting bogeyman
When do I ever seriouspost
I'm dick jokes
cubs sent out lester, hamels, and quintana against the dodgers. dodgers started slumping maeda, buehler (close game), and ross strippling (w). Cubs wouldn't stand a chance against the top of our rotation
Soulful small ball is almost as cringy as conditions I deem fair
They'll be coming to LA in a few days. Can't wait.
cubbies own ya
cubbies gonna sweep ya
omigosh
Hey I'm the mega turbo autismo who wrote and. Just wanted to say that I'm glad my tism actually started some real baseball talk. It's unironcaly the biggest success of my life. You can go back to baby talking now I'm contempt with my life
192nd for The Washington Baseball Eagles
into the pile of dogs you go pal
uh oh here comes the dicksword!
This guy just knows how to push buttons
anyone has the cap about the girl with daddy issues that liked to be pissed on?
what happened to DG?
cubbies own ya
this idiot
I only hear about bad umps for obvious reasons, are there any particular umps you like?