Comfy thread #3

This is honestly bad
I'll never forget Ajax for choking this

I'm calling in the slip right now

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this sport fucking sucks
why does anyone watch this shit

Could someone please hit the target, I'm losing my bet

Chelsea vs Arselel was just as bad.

Real-Atletico was borefest too.

Spurs will get a penalty
Harry Kane will take it
Harry Kane will miss

Cmon Kane, you can do it!

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Barnsley would smash both these teams.

>english football

the final 20 minutes are where the magic happens

stockport county would have won this

How is Trippier a professional football player

>A final where one of the teams hasn't had a shot on target and the other has somehow been even worse

I cant be comfy with this borefest. Fuck tottenham

>That entire sequence of crosses not finding anybody
IF that's not English football I don't know what is. Honestly this doesn't even feel like a CL final, both teams playing with 0 passion!

Still no shot on target from spurs
70 minutes played

>that entire spuds attack

lmao that was dire from spurs. have they even had a proper chance this match?

Bit like Murrican sports then

Get a corner Tottenham reeee

This is genuinely shocking

it's International Champion's Cup tier

>Liverpool win because Ngubu doesn't know where to put his arms

Fuck this timeline

Fuck spuds and fuck Ajax for losing to them.

When you have the likes of Danny Rose putting in crosses the safest thing is to just let him do it

Just hoof it to big 'Arry upfront la'
Whip in a cross for the big lad upfront m8

no, ours are interesting. this is putrid dogshit

So much hoof ball. Is this the power of English teams?

This disgrace of a game will end 1-0

Divegrass was a mistake

this feels like a pre season friendly. even the fans are shit.

>the state of tottenham’s crossing

Lmao do any of the teams realise they're playing a CL final. Spurs are fucking losing with 20 minutes to go and they're passing the ball in the back and to the GK. Wtf is this match.

Players dropping like flies in the most unathletic, dull, boring, slow game of football ever played.

Biweekly reminder that every game in Qatar will be like this

What school did you go to?

>Dele Alli
THIS GUY IS HORRIBLE

Pacey Ngubus are last years meta

Peñarol es ???

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Okay, Thottenham isn't completely done yet.

>alli

sissoko please

How bad has it been and was it a penalty?

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>Dele Allel

shan't be telling you

basado

Terrible and honesty, no

lmao poch really did decide to leave already didn't he

SHOT ON TARGET!

>Real-Atletico was borefest too.
2014 or 2016?

Based deli with the slow chip to the gk

That's one there, they've had a shot on target lads, unless that was meant to be a cross

Less than 20 mins left of the worst CL final of the last 20 years.
>Need a goal
>Bring on Dier

>ERIC

>DIER

>Subbing in more english players
Poch really wants to lose this

>muh english football
Except none of the other teams were good enough to reach the final lol so stop whining losers

>1-0
>penalty in the first 3 minute

yawn .... nice 90 minutes

I like Liverpool but this wasnt a penalty

>10 months
>79 teams
>a fuckton of matches
>exciting storylines
>and this is the final we get

Son passed that late, the shot was shit but the pass was worse

Thanks. Well just hope it's not the only goal then.

Klopp is shitting himself so Liverpoop are playing like Late-Chelsea 2014

Spurs are shit so they can't fucking do anything.

Everybody are misplacing passes and playing hoofball.

Thats the summary

Or you're embarrassed cuz you went to Grainville?

>Dele Alli is valued at 100 Million

''english'' ''prospects''

>moura still on the bench

lmao

Thinking back to Real - Juve, Mandzukic blooter, TSU counter, Casemiro blooter... that was a proper game.

GET RID OF KANE

Why the fuck is Kane still on the pitch?

theres been fuck all impetus from either side and it was technically a penalty but a bit harsh

hopefully there will be an equaliser at 90+ and we will get a kino period of extra time

>mfw vegasfag who ber $300 on liverpool to win with only $200 in the bank

Pls win slipperpool

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Embarrassed for both these teams

the man mountain does it again

What a defensive masterclass

congrats on the $28 dude

Remember when he scored a hatty against Panama?

>Inb4 Tottenham goal at 93 min

Based Tottenham get a corner

The worst thing about this match is that we can't laugh about burgers and their shitty super bowls anymore

He's not

theresa may just invaded the pitch

imperious defending

Juve Milan, Chelsea Bayern were just as bad if not worse

seek help

That’s hilarious

Liverpool will celebrate this, but what a hideous showing.

MAN MOUNTAIN'D

This is not the game I expected.

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>comfy
we did it reddit

you a jersey lad?

>handball
oh for sure

BULLSHIT CALL

Does this ref know what a hand is

not hand desu

Bring in fucking lorrente

refs are so afraid of var now

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Feels like too many days off or something plus the trash penal killed this one at birth.

The early penalty ruined the game, at least I'd like to think so....

When does the champions league final start?

>soccer fans only admit soccer is boring when their team is losing

hah

What do we think of tottenham?

Hope the ref is happy he ruined this game

...

...

Spurs are actually so shit

Holy shit it really is >Tottenham
Reckon they'd have been better off without Kane

Ajax wouldve boomed pool

Reminder that this is what games in Qatar will be like.

Doesn't matter to the fans just us neutrals and any ABLs.

no, the super bowl still sucks. best nfl games are the divisional round anyway

Proof

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>the virgin CL Final

>the Chad CL Semi Finals

This is always true

It was the aunty pitch invasion that ruined the game

>Tot'ham relying on Dele Ali

Why isn't Moura on the pitch?

Yeah, went to uni, never looked back.
Remember that Jersey police monitor Yea Forums. Be careful

Literally the only guy trying to play

Both of these teams are comical.

We should play it again next week with Ajax vs Barca.

this reminds me of those matchdays when the clubs let their "special" teams have a kickabout before the real match starts

They got further in this cup than every team in Europe barring Liverpool.

die nigger, die !!

chile

Fuck Tottenham and FUCK Ajax
Just imagine how more lively this would have been

not only that they actually felt like two of the best teams in europe playing a tense match (before juve collapsed). This is just two shit teams who got lucky.

>dele alli

Fuck sake Dele Alli

the christmas world cup final might be nice but that is the only redeeming quality of qatar

Can Dele Ali do anything?

>tottenham used meme magic against ajax so we could get THIS

>smelly ally

He's been on for a while

Spurs only threat was when son’s pace was through the middle, what is Kane exactly contributing

Ah, so a slow burn kind of match.

Calm down Italy.

Where the FUCK is Llorente

>tot’ham offense

Why?

I deadlift more than Warrington btw

>when all your chances fall on dele alli

Name one good player on Tottenham

>this game brought to you by BT Sport Fight Night

I could be fapping to JAV instead of watching this shit.

allison the goat

Just give the ball to Son ffs

Finally something is happening

no one asked for or cared to see proof. you need therapy

STOP SHOOTING STRAIGHT AT THE KEEPA

Fucking hell

my bad.

COME ON SCORE SAM FUCKIN GOALS

Backpass from Lucas

He can chip a lovely ball to a waiting Brazilian goalie

Son is been playing great.

what a badly aged post

Son is fugging everything up though.

>Spurs are getting shots on target with Moura on the pitch
Wow talk about getting your tactics completely wrong

Spurs' speedy manlets pls save us

Son really bought into his own hype

Theres your Lucas, kane haters

unbelieveable how shit liverpoo are yet they're still winning

>Not stroking your wienerschnitzel to Ai Shinozaki

Zero atmosphere, heat too crazy to play fast paced football, mid-season so everybody will be trying to avoid injuries/burnout.

this match is fucking dreadful
the fact that the goal happened after like 20 secs means we had pretty much entire 90 minutes of nothing

Does Tottenham actually know that they are behind in the final?

>SON

AAAAAAAAAAAA

JUS DO SOMETHOING BLOODY HELL

Kids would rather watch Youtube compilation than this and I cant blame them

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Worst final of all time.

BTS guy is the only one trying tho

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Liverpool are so shit

Why don't Liverpool just hold onto the ball rather than trying through balls as soon as they get it?

Liverpool timewasting. This is humiliating for football.

This depresses me

score a fucking goal, you fuckers

Not at all

so poo were amazing in the league and lost, yet will win this despite playing worse than certain nonleague teams?

spurs beat ajax in stoppage time
the same will happen here

IT BEGINS.

Quarter finals and semi finals were fucking goat, why is is this match so fucking shit

>chelsea v bayern
>bad

The worst opinion I’ve ever seen on this board. Yeah, Chelsea fluked their way to a trophy, but the game was fucking amazing to watch

Based retard

YIKES Ronaldo and Messoy died for this shit

1 - 1 coming up

Because bongs are mad they lost their bid to Russia and they're afraid to travel into a muslim country because if they piss in a fountain they think they'll have their doodle amputated in public by the based sandnigger authorities.

I'm convinced this ref sucks nigger cock

ERA

That streaker was actually the only highlight

Introduce me to the qt on the far right (not Marion Marechal lol)
Ask her "Voulez vouz vocuhe che avec moi cest soir?"

>HENDERSON

double uncalling your call

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ERA

Can we just call this match a draw and go home

COPE
O
P
E

Outside

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ERA

>football has become the sport of who can dive the best in the box
>champions league final
Fuck this semen slurping sport

PENULTY

nobody wins, CL titles goes to frankfurt for being top memes

>spuds

goal incoming redditbros

Now thats what I call galvanize the fans

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Based zoomers

>spuds

Plz score a blooter Erickson

ya, swear i had a mini stroke watching it

>Son

Allison with the saves

>son
kill yourself

>Liverpoo hanging on by a goddamn thread

HOW
HOW DO YOU MISS THAT

Lads, it's Tottenham.

>alisson starts being good out of nowhere

I don't even want them to equalize. Please just end this nightmare.

FUCKING HELL SON

Heung Min “offside” Son

Offside niggers, who cares

C'MON SON

Why are you taking pictures of strangers?

was easier to score than miss there

LADS IT'S SLIPPING

SON YOU BRAINLET

>that weirdo is taking pictures of us again

I wonder if Moura would have scored that if Son had stayed the fuck away.

Ah yes liverzoomers

Liverpool goal because if you come close to scoring you're about to cop one

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He's been good in CL though

Can spurs fans even be upset for losing such a shit final?

that was not an easy chance, have any of you cunts ever played football?

Oh come on someone score don't let VAR win the CL

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where is the liverpool that completely raped barcelona?

>spurs

Goooooooolllll

GAME FUCKING OGRE.

Origi.

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EVERY SINGLE TIME THIS NIGGA

oh good, at least one goal

>spuds
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking origi

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Exactly what you'd except from another boring Premier League match up.

>Winning by a penalty in the first minute.
YIKES

ogre

FUCKING FINALLY, GOOD LORD WITH THOSE SHITTY ENGLAND TEAMS

>Soon kids will be supporting teams based off their e-sports team rather than their actual team

Fucking worrying

I'm not, absolutely shit performance by both sides.

ORIGI FUCK YES
APOLOGISE

GAME OVER

away goals

Goal Liverpool!!!!

Ogre

HERE COME THE LONG BALLS
FROM THE AMAZING SPUDS

BIG COCK ORIGI

this
Them shilling their wares during the CL final is fucking pathetic.

Gravure doesn't do much for me.

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it's something, i guess

ORIGI DA GOAT

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What is Moh from Arsenalfantv doing supporting Liverpool?

nice goalkeeping lmao

indeed

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Alisson would have caught that

SON OF A BITCH CAN'T INTO OFF-SIDE

B-BUT WE HAVE PLAYERS FROM THE FAR EAST PLAYING IN PREMIERSHIP

BURN ENGELAND, BURN !!!

That's it guys, say what you want about lulerpool but spurs in no way deserved to win this game. GG.

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>vertonghen
absolute retard

Where did the arrogant Yids from the past few days go?

What a waste of 2 hours

>top 4 world cup
>double england champions league final

Without coffee you would have NOTHING

>England finals

Based Origi with the clutch goals.

Allisson proved worth his transfer fee today alone. Not gonna lie it's an unfair result to Spurs because they outplayed Liverpool for the vast majority of the match after the penalty.

>THOTTENHAM
>THOTTENHAM

WELCOME TO THE LOSERS' CLUB.

Great shot

lads, it's tottenham

I can accept this win at least

t. redditcunt

BLACK EXCELLENCE

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by far the worst final ever played - somehow won by the worse team....big lmao to football

atleast it's not just that penalty though

wrong, they would still have cocaine

>Allisson proved worth his transfer fee today alone
wtf did he even do?

Yea Forums meltdown in 5

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I'm so bored I dont even care we lost

>somehow won by the worse team

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I wasted an entire afternoon to watch this trash. I knew it was going to be awful and I still watched it.

ogre, just end this

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have sex

Im done with soccer,lifelong Raptors fan here

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Seethe less.

Spurs didnt deserve to leave the group

Delusional, spurs were utter shit

So fucking rigged, at least make the attempt to make it look somewhat legit.

THEY HAVE NEVER WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE

Just imagine ajax' hyper offensive tic-tacs instead of this shit

Alisson is man of the match if it ends 0-2

>5+ mins

>arsenal lose EL
>spurs lose CL

>the city of london

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For the 96 la

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>english football

>shit final settled by a shit bench player
Bloody state

fuck sake what a shit final; i miss the days UEFA used to rig it for Barcelona, at least it would be a good final

Calm down, richard. You can shitpost in the sticky thread.

Would've preferred that just for the meme level tbqh.

I cancelled my wedding for this

If I was a Spurs fan I wouldn't even be mad for losing such an awful final.

both teams in the national league playoff final were better than this
english football weeps bitter tears this day

Ball wasn't touching the line.

Jürgen "Jürgen Kult-Kloppo Klopp" Klopp

>+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5 >+5

it's coming boys

alisson is motm

>5 minutes

semen slurp

where the fuck have 5 minutes come from
Just make it stop

Good post

Even ignoring the saves he made today, he didn't FUCKING COLLAPSE LIKE KARIUS DID.

Yeah, and still they lost to fucking tottemkek

>6 CLs
>No PLs

at least Liverpool didn't win with that shitty penalty

NORF

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Kane is so bad

Chelsea are in London too mate

Now thats its over, how would rate this final lads?

>chelsea win EL
more like the hamlet of north london

yeah just dive and long ball now

>rig it for Barcelona
Which final was rigged exactly? Manure getting destroyed was pure KINO

Tottenham was a mistake

WE, THE NORTH

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The story of one scouser forcing refball solely through his belief

>kane

Poopeetino desu

I'm unironically claiming a game was rigged for the first time in my life. I simply can't believe that the referee made that many shit decisions.

i can't believe i watched this shit

WHO /PRETENDING TO BE A POOL THREAD FOR THE NEXT WEEK AND DRINK Yea ForumsS TEARS/ HERE?

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0

>scoring on 1 shit pen and 1 shit corner
state of

why bother, what the fuck kind of shot was that

>Kane

was the ball even touching? refball penalty, refball corner

Surely Allisson is the best goalie in the world right now

Great shot, Kane

not the 2 finals in a row that were UNITED-BARCELONA

but the entire path of them getting to the final was rig after rig after rig

3/10
Origi raised it from 1/10

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Based

Starting Harry Kane in this match is one of the worst managerial decisions of the season.

Killed Spurs imo.

3

everyone gets a weak ass shot at the goal now

Livelong here since today la

Such a shame that they can't both lose

*shoot straight at allison*
"tremendous goalkeeping from the man mountain!"

Lol Spuds will never get another chance at this

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Shades of Juve/Milan...18 years ago! I can't think of a worse final!

Both teams were bad but keeping Kane on for the full match means the true loser is Pochettino.

wow it actually happened

Think it was too big for him desu, kept going with the players decision if enough complained.

Lads, it's Tottenham.

Man City are better than these joke teams.

Ajax should be here desu

Poch really thinks Kane is an X-factor kind of player lmao

This desu

At least Poch stuck at Spurs for another season now

>announcers sucking livershites dick now
Did they win? Yeah, but let's not fucking pretend they played worth a shit at all tonight
The failing here is
1. That bullshit handball call at the beginning
2. Harry Kane being allowed on the pitch after the first half
3. Two injuries resenting Hotspur from making any meaningful subs

Stevie g

Can't have been Pochettino's decision.

THE GHOST OF SLIPPY G.

Spurs play like a bottom half team when Kane is on the pitch. The guy just drags everyone down. Why did Pooch play him for 90 mins? Anyway, who even cares? Dreadful game if only there was a way for them to both lose

O HEXA VEM

thank god it's over.

Imagine being a Tottenham fan, subtly knowing that you might never get to a CL final again, and then you get served this shit by your club
I'd seriously think about burning my season ticket

Pace whoring

Well I guess it was a good enough pretext to have some beers.

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You've my permission to LARP as an Irishman from the north aswell for additional triggering. Good luck user!
And if questioned about religious affiliation or what not just either don't answer or tell the to gtfo go back etc.

KLOPP'S REDEMPTION.

>mfw Llorente was more dangerous up front than Kane
Spurs were unironcally more dangerous with Kane out of the lineup in the CL knockout rounds.

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Reminder to remind everyone for years that Liverpool won a Champions League by default.

O HEXA LA

God damn I fucking hate Spurs. What spineless cucks they are, whenever anything matters for them they immediately play as badly as possible. Fuck Spurs, fuck them fuck them fuck them

imagine celebrating a win like this

>score off some bullshit pk
>score off a shit corner
>rely on allisson for literally everything else

I just dont understand.
How can the spurs players even say they gave it everything? They've wasted the only opportunity they'll ever get. Shocking

Glad it's over, this final goes into the dustbin of history, really destroys the legitimacy of the competition.

>silverware is the currency of success in football and liverpool have just hit the jackpot!

united won the same amount of trophies under david moyes than liverpool have under klopp now

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He did make 3 good saves before Kane proved his worth. Besides which, if it goes straight to the goalie it is also because he is not out of position

90 years from now the still titleless scousers will still be going on about this. I'd feel bad for Tottenham if they weren't so shit.

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They we're fucked the moment Kane got put back in the lineup
The fucker is a walking curse

>Sad Spurs players
None of them even looked like they wanted to win.

>SPUDS

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The choking DNA is ingrained so deep in Spurs and Arsenal it's kind of sad.

so liverpool are the GOAT english team in terms of european trophies?

>Sub on Moura in the 65th minute
>Allisson has to earn his paycheck
Why was he on the bench? What a joke, the game would have been way more entertaining

You're comparing a gold bar to counterfeit copper

so poch is going to barca?

this, they looked done after the Pen

grinding out wins is the sign of a champion la

I don't think he wanted to
You've got a good case that he didn't want him in the starting lineup at all, but there'd no way in hell you can tell me he wouldn't have gotten subbed had Sissoko and Trippier not got injured

>english football
never ever again

He didn't want to play him? He deserved to get subbed out 30 mins in. Start Moura and Son upfront and play through the middle instead of whipping in crosses to nobody.

Best CL knockout stage ever
Worst final ever

>be Kane
>2 nil down with 5 to go
>dive for a penalty
>make 1 weak shot directly at the well positioned goat hue keeper
>maintain reputation as best current English forward

Oh well lads at least we still have the NBA Finals

Harry Kane really should leave Tottenham. He is wasting his career there

>Moura crying
I'd be crying too if I had such a demented manager who left me on the bench, if I was him I'd hand in a transfer request tomorrow morning

Player of the tournament = VAR
So many crucial goals and penalties reckon he's worth at least £80m

Liverpool is used to it, they've done it for 90% of their trophies(except they usually just paid for them)

He should sign for stoke

Don't shit on Moyes, he had to deal with a club full of good players who lost their football daddy and decided to pout instead of play for 90% of the season because they were mad Moyes wasn't Fergie
Also the difference here is Moyes had great players who didn't want to play under him, Klopp is arguably the last top tier manager playing with a bunch of children that don't deserve to play for a club higher than League One

I think their strategy was to play out the draw and win on penalties. They didn't adapt to being down a goal very well in first half. Second half was better but the reality is that Liverpool are just a better team.

Did the spurs players even care?
This game was literally there for them to take

Yes, not only did Kane just get back from injury but he chokes all the time and it's literally the CL final while the fucker hasn't played in months
Poncho is a good manager, no decent manager in their right mind would play someone who's been out for so long in a final

You leave Peter alone you bastard

>henderson lifted a UCL trophy in your lifetime
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