/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Groovegore Edition

>Countdown to Canada GP:
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>/f1/-approved series calendar
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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 137
V. Bottas 120
S. Vettel 82
M. Verstappen 78
C. Leclerc 57

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 257
Ferrari 139
Red Bull 110
McLaren 30
Racing Point 17

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
162 (164 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
87

>Hund status:
Teams vill bring many upgrades next race, ve vill surely fall behind ze rot automobil and maybe everyone else too

>News:
Racin Point: "Current engine too complex"
Porsche apparently had built a V6 for the rumored 2021 entry
Ferrari will stop being an outcast and will get involved in the esport thing
Willy will bring updates
High pace needed soon

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carrie

Reminder grooved dry tyres are disgusting

Have to agree

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seamless pitstop boys

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true

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death to curry

It’s hard to like a race when we all know how it ends.

Monaco was decent since Max seemed faster

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Carrie streaking during a race when?

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wtf I'm straight now

Cucks

Thats in there

Imagine the smell...

can't

First gimi of the thread

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second gimi of the thread

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Death to MGU-H

GIMI
GIMI
GIMI
YOUR MAN OF THE MIDNIGHT

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>"MGU-H? More like DU-H!

Maybe Haas should change their sponsor to Vitaly Uncensored?

why doesn't Natalie smile?

Why is Claire smiling? I wouldn't knowing the shitshow is waiting for me outside that room

>state of paul ricard armco barriers

b-but they have meme strips and halos, all is good

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There is so much run off on that disgusting circuit that hitting the barrier is just never going to happen

she knows she can do her season, retire, go spend time with her kids and speak at various women/girl empowerment conference bollocks

Where is the tecpro?

The circuit literally developed tecpro barriers.

Maybe is in some god's forsaken place hard to get to.
I have not enough autism for Paul Ricard to recognize which turn it is yet

sex with tabi on totos desk to be honest

this piece of armco was damaged few minutes into today's 6h blancpain race, race is still on kek youtube.com/watch?v=MhuxQXtKxik

it's on the left side of mistral at the end of it. what's scary it's not the first time it happened. i remember even bigger damage to armco, but can't find year or race

Do you think she's allowed in the factory? I bet she's confined into the camera stickers area

You mean where Stroll went off last year?

Guys make sure the thread doesn't die. I have to feed dad his G&T's

we need a little bit more pace gimi :DDDD

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P10 at 1h10min
Gap will close fast

yeah, but here exactly youtube.com/watch?v=miZkQR-wa3w

Ouch, that's an hard one
But I understand why they put normal barriers, it's not an usual incident

Pace up boys
Crucial minutes right now

you came to the wrong man :DD

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wat de fug did u just say aboud me, u liddle bidge :DDDD

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FAST

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Gimi :D

HEY

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15 minutes P10

sorry, feelin a bid sleeby

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It's time

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Cham on get that motor/sp/ort out of the way

Kino wet indycar race lads

did 4chinnel shit the bed

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Even the gods want /f1/ Lives Lol

pace is good :DDD

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big brain boomer

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Posting still needed
Gap to safety still fairly narrow

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verify them

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gimi

>F1 ESPORTS OMG GUISH

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and also these

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>Those are rigged aswell

Tabitha-Mae?

operator
HEY

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>I only watch F1 Esports and Moto GP

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STEERING WHEEL
AND DIGITS

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How can you predict gap?
T. Newlad, been on /f1/ since China 2018

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you look at the time of the last post on the first post on page 10

>Catalog
>Scroll down
>Check time of the last post

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Yeah I'm too lazy to discover that haha
Have a picture related

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Was he kill?

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I wish you were here to see dad get progressively more pissed.

It's great.

dubs and you ask pissed wagdad what he thinks of emilia's insta

Remember when we thought Ferrari already won this WCC?

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Why is he? He doesn't like the gin?

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rolling for this

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>Yes but to be being fair, it looks like it is on de rails through de corners.
>Dey just have to unlock its potential and dey will be a serious threat for de championship

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>in need to keep this general just to see Bottas smiling again.

>22 minutes
Steadily going up, not as fast as expected tho

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Live WAG family feed when?

anyone else use an *wink wink nudge nudge* illegal stream for de football tonight?

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CHECK'D

Wasn't it free on youtube?

Nope, I get my results from /f1/
Infact I genuinely have no idea who won

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who would honestly want to watch such a blurred stream?

And dad manages to pick out the Tanqueray.

Clearly this want just an exercise in getting drunk.

commentary was lacking tonight boys. needed a hype man. needed the apex commentator

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pissed as in drunk

>that last sentence

Wagdad is drinking lad under the table

Will not be happening.

I still find those mic pretty silly

I still find these English expressions pretty silly

>Let's see - photos of her with a horse
>"She's a bit of an animal lover is she?"

you ever talk smack about my boy legard again i swear down giancarlo i'm gonna smack you in da fooking gob

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Remember.

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Dubs and Waglad shows his dad some JAV

With extra of Aika please

Oh shit he has a knife

I like to think wagdad has a secret stash of jap porn of his own somewhere

fetishes are genetically inherited, right?

Blancpain finishing exactly at midnight, comfy

>wagdad has a filing cabinet full of information on random women he's seen during his life

I think he's old enough to use it
tell him to always cut away from himself

>Implying he hasn't appeared in some
>Implying he doesn't practise Kinbaku with WAGmum

38 minutes to P10
Party mode not necessary anymore but it's not ogre yet

sato in 3rd in detroit
12 bings left

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Wanna return to 2017, no halos, with new regs I could stand big cars and most important, old logo.

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*crack*
-sips-
>Gina, now that was a girl you could get inside every race weekend

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You perform an online persona, you do as /f1/ tells you or you can fuck off and use a powerdrill as a dildo in your anus

00', 04' and 17' had the best looking cars this century

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bit rude

*cracks *
Now Stefano Domenicali, that takes me back
*sips*
Aaaaaah

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remember me?

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based mafia dad

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Do not retire, MSC would have +10 WDC if he had not left f1.

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I miss him lads. 8bin is just so boring.

he couldn't win in 2006 with a much better car lol
The man was great, 2nd in GOAT debate (my lad Prost takes it), but he was past his prime and would've likely lost 2007 as well

i miss arrivabenis, lads

What can kill /f1/?

Rakesh

gimi

only Mercedes can kill >us now

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A cease and desist order

Based

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Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

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Not been around so skim over the threads to see what missed:

>WAGlad got to feel up a pregnant single mum
>Finnish lad spilt spaghetti on a train
>/f1/ survived the Champions League final

Noice


Also Simon the Sunday League team I signed up for now want me to play as a defensive midfielder. Can I please get a quick how to on Patrick Vieira?

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Oh she isn't single.

Don't know what her BF is going into court for just felt that given how young she is that it is hilarious.

>Liv deleting her lewds again
>tfw have nothing to rape fantasy fap to

Waggers, post Liv bikini lewds for the archive pls.

Here you go.

mega.nz/#F!AcwhTSKb!TfDdNkQ9n-EOHo2gKwOvZQ

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still not happy that VER destroyed the mercedes 1-2 in monaco

Why the fuck has it uploaded most things twice?

Hey guys. big F1 fan here. Do you like my watch?

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Thanks m8 :DDDDD

Interestingly though, 4K hasn't grabbed everything. She has an autistic habit of hiding / unhiding old pics and a few months ago she unhid an old one of her in a black bikini leaning on a rail on a boat, and then hid it again a few days later.
You don't have it though, so it appears that 4K didn't grab it for you. Suspect it's only looking for "new" on refresh an not checking the entire catalogue.

Go back to /r/bumlicking

Not fake enough :DDDDDDD

Which one is worse, 5 years of Ferrari domination (early 2000s), 5 years of Mercedes domination (2014 - present)?

I'm willing to vote for Mercedes domination. At least it had Nico - Hamilton battle and this season there might be Bottas - Hamilton. During Ferrari years there was straight up no battle at all.

Also, now that 5 years is up, when will they shake up the grid? I'm kinda getting bored.

I'm sorry, who is this?

Dickbum's gf

Dickbum's GF who continually backs her man up on Instagram (only for it to backfire massively) all the while selling her used bikinis online.

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king of the brainlets post

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I lived through both and Mercedes is MUCH worse.
I think a big part of the difference is that Schumacher's domination was during a "flat out" era, while Mercedes is during the "lift and coast" era.
Same thing with Vettel's domination too. He actually had to drive the car hard to make the diffuser work.

Best example was probably Russia 2014 when Rosberg locked up and effectively ended his race on the first corner, and Lewlew had no competition.
Hamilton took it so easy that at one point I excitedly sat up when they showed his onboard because I though he had a problem, but he was actually just rolling through corners. I have never seen someone drive an F1 car that gently and still dominate a race.

>Olivia_ticktum

Fugg Lad, you're going to give her ideas...

MWL
2000 and 2003 were kino seasons

Mercedes is far, far worse. At least Ferrari developed into their domination, Mercedes were handed it by regulation changes

This is actually a good point. I genuinely believe that Vettel is a better driver than Hamilton. I also think that Rosberg wouldn't have stood a chance against Vettel in any season, whereas he was able to wiggle his way into Hamilton mentally and beat him that way. Lewis might be "faster" but he never has to use it for more than just qualifying and Vettel makes fewer mistakes in qualifying and when he's out front he and Lewis make the same number (zero) of mistakes. And honestly Lewis would be spinning that Ferrari too if he was struggling so much to keep up with a much faster car and had external pressure mounting constantly. Hell I'd say he'd have quit F1 by now if he wasn't winning.

Oh fugg oh fugg oh fugg oh fugg
Charlotte is actually part of a gravure shoot

instagram.com/mintsbody/

Forget the pic

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>That one of them wiggling their arses in the bath

Pls Charlotte just do it.

Oh lordy.

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How can Carrie or Patricija even compete?

>You will never get a durex sponsored female driver pregnant during a season causing the ultimate career ending pregnancy as they lose everything

I never realised how much I needed this.

whens the last time a season was this noncompetitive?

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Ferrari only were dominant for two of those seasons

Do you think we'll have a 100% podium rate for both cars this season?

2014/15/16 all good candidates

I really hope that at least Bottas wins the driver's title.

/box/ has DRS I repeat /box/ has DRS we need to up our pace by at least 2 tenths a lap

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WANT ME TO BOX?

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No Kimi stay out we need those tires to last a little bit longer. Don't let Lewis by.

Can I at least have a drink?

No, sorry Kimi the bottle appears broken.

But is it on right now?

Yes Kimi it's just going to keep pouring out sorry Kimi we also filled it with Sophia Floersch's piss

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In that discussion I thought Kimi was thinking that it was dripping somewhere else and was worried. But the team kept responding that he won't have the drink.

That's exactly what was happening. Kimi was concerned that it could be draining out somewhere bad in the car while the team thought he had misunderstood them and couldn't understand why he couldn't have the drink.

This
You felt that SCHUMIWINSLOL was coming due to the fact that he always challenges until the last race since 97
99 was the exception since he was injured
If the accident never happened then SCHUMIWINSLOL would've started way earlier and Miga would've announced a formal retirement instead of his sabbatical (The sabbatical just eneded btw)

>that's not very nice

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Talulah
It's easier to live alone than fear the scam is over
Whoa, Talulah
Find the words and talk to me, oh
Talulah
This could be over

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Stroll should have gotten drivethrough penalty for that.

by lopking better and having better bodies

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That's not very nice at all. Some drivers are unnecessarily aggressive. He still could've defended his position in the next corner.

Winnow is a verb by the way

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Fucking heeb.

>I genuinely believe that Vettel is a better driver than Hamilton

You are retarded then, Vettel is peak carbabby.
He is way more likable than the nigger but he still got exposed so many times, his teammates have always been thick old men past their peaks and when it wasn't the case he literally fled to Ferrari because he got trashed so hard by Ricciardo.

In the meantime Hamilton came as a rookie and ended up tied with Alonso, shat on Kovaleinen, beat Button 3 years in a row and it took 4 seasons for Rosberg to finally beat him (by winning less GP and having one less abandon).
So when it comes to pressure and adversity he simply has faced much more than Vettel ever has.

I don't like him and I hope he loses soon but he's better than Vettel, that's just fact.

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Max is the best driver on the grid. Anybody else breaks down under pressure.

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stupid thots

Button beat him in the WDC in 2011 ya simp.

higher res

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Butt beat Ham in 2011. Aside from 2009, Hamilton has never been in a car that couldn't win or stomp the WCC/WDC. Honestly Hamilton is the even bigger carbabby. Nico exposed him.

if you've never been in a midfield or lower car you're a car babby simple as

Every driver goes through them you silly willy.

Hamilton didn't

Lewis H*milton has been given a race-winning car every season

Who's going to die in IOM TT?

me hopefully

Except during Red Bull reign.

HE STILL WON FUCKING RACES

Maybe he's just really good driver.

Imagine being this illiterate

2010: 3 race wins
2011: 3 race wins
2012: 4 race wins
2013: 1 race win

ARE we implying a car that can win more than just a 1 in a 100 meme race win is anything but a non-midfield or lower car?

>there's a pirate in the thread

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Any driver who makes it to f1 can win in the top car, L*wis has never proven himself in the lower tiers like Vettel winning with Torro Rosso.

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I haven't checked every post but odd that F1 goes down the Indy haloscreen route?

That was a meme race. It's like saying that Jordan is the best midfield team because of 1-2 in spa 98.

I said 1 in 100, I meant like Pastor winning, L*wis car far better than 1 in 100 wins.

WHAT?

business idea: put a fat Mexican in Bottas' place

Big Juan returns

>There's people ITT who thought /f1/ would have died last night

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Well it was a very boring match

Everything is small game after the WC
Messi winning Copa America and INGURLAND winning the Euro would be the only ones to stand a threat to >us

There must be at least one crash or mechanical problem.

Will there though?

youtube.com/watch?v=ub_x502wQXM

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>much better car
Negated by how much better the Michelins were. The Renault package was easily as good on its day.
If Kimi won 2007 despite his inconsistent performance for the first half of the season and Felipe nearly won 2008 despite spinning 15 times at Silverstone, Michael would have won both, even at the end of his career.

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F1 to closed cockpit when?

2025 or so probably

/max/

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I wish F1 drivers didn't all have to wear hats all the time. amx is so much uglier with the hat on, it makes his face look so much flatter and more frog-like. Maybe if he just curved the bill of the hat it'd look better but really his whole look is saved by whatever stylist does his hair.

huh? from indianapolis until the end, so for 9 races, half a season, it should've been FWL and SWL, unironically thanks to how much better BRIDGESTONE were. ferrari was up to 1s/lap quicker than renault on almost every circuit. it was absurd they had even bigger advantage than MWL last few years, but schumacher was choking left right and centre

I want to cum in Sophia

Vergara?

tyre angry

>Toro Rosso
>The bull is blue.

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soon...

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i like f1
but i dont like watching f1
help

That was me for years. I cared about the cars and the results of the races but I couldn't bear to watch them. I guess I just have a longer attention span these days. Maybe I'm more invested in it too.

S(i)MP racing

Do you miss Rosberg too?

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Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
:)

and?

Yes.
Keke was nice.

When the fuck are you uploading next, John?

Nakabase

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She is gonna age like milk.

Is Mercedes F1 the Anthony Joshua of motorsports?

If so who would become Ruiz of F1?

Which sport reference is that?

death to carrie. this is a CHADwick thread.

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fat mexican guy brutalizing british twink

And much like milk I wish to get her nice and hot so I can add my culture to her and get a lovely thick yoghurt

dairy fetish fags pls go

You're from Jersey, aren't you?

He's already taking car of the fattening part

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Is this /seriea/?

KEK.
twitter.com/rich_energy/status/1135145620249948160

ye

what did rich energy have to do with that fight?
multiple world champions? like whom?

Ruiz had a can before the fight

So he was doped.

what is the most kino scenario you can imagine for 2020 that could save this shitshow?

Hamilton dies in a plane crash, Vettel retires before the start of the season, red bull becomes very competitive and so does the ferrari after being taken over by salvini

>hamilton is so good the only thing that can stop him winning is death

Truly the GOAT

I could win in that Mercedes

No you couldn't

prove it

you couldn't even fit in it you fat cunt

post your belly

bet I could
no not again

leclerc is watching spicwheel, what about you?

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don't have bt sports :(

I'm watching the Hamburg horse jumping derby and I have to say the mixture of racing against the clock and directly recieving penalty points for every small mistake is great. F1 should look at this, at least maybe for qualifying.

Facts, Vettel and Leclerc are overperforming Ferraris car aswell Max his Rb

kek what a bitch

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why do you always post this what relevance does it have? It's a bit funny but I don't get it.

I do it for keks at posts that contain misfortune.

me
it's live on free tv this time

>Charlotte deleted some of her behind the scenes stuff

God dammit Char

MWL by far. Ferrari only had 2002 and 2004 as truly superior seasons and they also didn't build up this retarded Unterhund narrative, they knew they had a better car and they didn't deny it

Only if it looks like Bottas can become WDC

The thread survived >us getting rekt by gooks and the frogs winning the WC, no way that some midget winning a Mickey Mouse trophy could be a danger

Just wait until musk's stupid internet for all thing gets up and running and we are deluged by africans talking about their national sport of throwing sticks at each other.

F1 is dead, I listen to this and feel regret.
youtube.com/watch?v=11PIXoqJvcY

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I just hope they post an ass pic of her
>it's not like they can use her for a boob pic

Who and why should I care about randos wearing lingerie?

Go back to >/r/formula1
You don't belong here.

You didn't to answer my question
Why are you posting random glammuh modewws on /f1/ instead of ?

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N E W
E
W

No he got penalty

halfwheel was absolute kino

Halfwheel best wheel.

This. Everyone go and watch a replay somewhere.

that's questionable, but this time it certainly delivered

who died this time?

For me its more wheels

Reminder that motorbicycles are popular with literal homosex men because of the leather outfits.

Now you're just hurting my feelings, that was rude and uncalled for

Imagine being such a misogynist that you're not supporting of talented young female race drivers that could make it to F1.

>talented
>could make it into F1
The only way any of those are making it into F1 is if Liberty allows grid girls again, they're literally just aspiring instagram models

...

Women (I mean real one, not mentally ill men cutting their dicks) are physically not capable of making it into current F1, hell why they are either seconds away from the males or straight up crash during tests. They can't handle the physical stress.

They lack a good 5-10% in muscle mass and a good 0.4 g/cm3 in bone density

This, female necks can't take it

what's he thinking lads?

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>They lack a good 5-10% in muscle mass
Implying there isn't a 10% deviation on the grid already

>and a good 0.4 g/cm3 in bone density
>"bones hold you head up, not muscle"
Found the necklet

could I look even gayer than right now?

>why can't i be a chad like lewis

>lewis a chad

wew lad

>why can't I race this awesome Duc but am I instead stuck with a gay fourwheeler

>Implying there isn't a 10% deviation on the grid already

Kek no there isn't fucktard.

>"bones hold you head up, not muscle"
Bones literally are the fondations of your body parts your idiots, they transmit the vast majority of mechanical forces in your body.

How dense they are play a huge part on their capacity to handle mechanical stress, especially in a sport where crashes are very common. 10-20% of bone density is the difference between a neck sprain and a career ending spinal fracture.

They did studies with women in the infantry and they literally get injured twice as frequently as men.

>talking about the physical condition of participants in a sport where Kubica, Herbert, Brundle and Alonso have all competed

The rest of their body makes up for it.

FOUR WHEELS GOOD
TWO WHEELS BAD
FOUR WHEELS GOOD
TWO WHEELS BAD

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topkeke, good post.
Herbert can barely even fucking walk, yet he managed to physically handle an F1 car in an era with much longer braking distances and more pedal effort than current cars.
Kubica, can't even grip the wheel with one of his hands, so that's -50% strength, but apparently having 5 to 10% less muscle mass is a deal breaker.

It's just mental gymnastics from France poster (who has a history of incel sperging) to justify his opinions.
Typical brainlet who comes up with a conclusion first then looks for """evidence""" to confirm his bias, instead of looking at the evidence first THEN forming a conclusion.

>italian drivers

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Just a bit of understeer

Thinken in Jules buttfucking his father on heaven.

>halo saved leclerc at spa last year

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italians sailors are the worst

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>Saved him from his amazing year at ferrari
Halo is a cruel cunt

Oh no no no is this dude wearing lifts

>*sails your ocean blue in 1492*
>*colonizes and subjugates your brown people*

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>*cuts off your mediterranean*
>*aims its 15in guns at you*

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>that history and war obsessed kid that stunk of BO and no one liked at school

>sainz and norris playing football on twitch
>can't even get 1500 viewers

What a dystopian future.

Jimmy broadbent finnishing Le Mans had 11k or something like that.

>more people watching sainz and norris playing vidya than watched alonso race in this years indy 500
Zak Boomer Brown BTFO

did he pause to go to the toilet?

>watched alonso race in this years indy 500
1/10 got me to reply.

Given where he lives I think he might have just turn away the camera and tried to take a good aim

>talented young female race drivers

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no u faggot

please delete this post

KWAB

Interesting, where I can read more about the subject?

WHAT

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Italians got BTFO by the Royal Navy mate

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KWAB.

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should've just jammed his endplate into his left rear tyre desu.

I've had enough of you

Was there anything these little lads couldn't do?

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Hey guys, can someone post Valteri's album cover with all the songs ? Also gimi

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KWAB

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blessed user

WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS STUPID STUFF

KWAB.

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>mfw track 5
>mfw IG pages posted this as funneh image

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Based poste

imagine the smell

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those underhunds

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>watched alonso race in this years indy 500

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f1 cars have to be smaller,

f1 drivers have to be larger,

I've been having recurrent headaches quite a few days a week for the past 3 months now, I don't think I will go to the Drs because a brain haemorrhage would be sweet relief from MWL

gimi

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y arent there female f1 drivers???

>“Michael retired when he was 38. I’m 33. In my mind I can definitely do five years,” said Hamilton. “I am ridiculously determined to win.
>“What really drives me, and I feel that somewhat the people I race against may lack, is that fire.
>“I’ve got this opportunity. I could easily let go of it right now but I feel like I would be squandering it if I didn’t continue to improve, grow and push.
>“I’ve got to keep going for as long as I can basically - until I’m not enjoying it.”
HWL MWL till we die

not quick enough reaction times
not strong enough necks

>until I get usurped

Business idea:

All cars must be manufactured in India by Indians hired by the team.

Also Gimi

the vibration from the car would distract them

>See this on IG
>"I bet /f1/ has posted this"
You have not failed me

don't normally bother posting Sophia but this is a particularly nice photo

this time next week f1 race on :)

Great, I'm gonna miss that one as well due to fucking elections

unfortunate

what kind of election would rob your entire sunday?

Oberbürgermeisterstichwahl
Isn't a problem though, I had a brainfart and forgot that it's in Caanda

It's hard to be a manlet

does she have only one bikini?

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well since as the scar is not there it seems it is an old photo

His sailors were spanish.

Just got here, has Stroll crashed out yet

yeah but it was a soft landing

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>3 days until the first anniversary of Lil' Chub's passing
Still miss him, lads :(

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Is that the one Grosjean turned into Peach Cobbler

lil' chub's brother trained for a whole year for his revenge mission, launching himself through the halo on the main straight right into the head of fucking hamilton

based sheikh Lil' Chubi ibn Leafistani

What time is the Indycar race 2?

40 bings

less than 1 bong

I've sacrificed semen to some of them. What more can I do?

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Has there ever been a "pitch invader" in F1?

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yes in britaon

irish priest

A couple, actually.

>youtube.com/watch?v=2binQqdIVfM
>youtube.com/watch?v=_a_urdgrl2E

Looks more like he's lost but still
youtube.com/watch?v=VPkiLqvjCrU

Why are they singing the Canadian national anthem at Detroit GP?

>*literally blocks your path*

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youtube.com/watch?v=fZi44FQD2nc
Still mad that there was no punishment

Big Chub is next

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To this day Kimi still has not gotten his drincc

good thing big chub is reborn every morning

RAG pace

still mad this race isn't on f1tv

Lads, sinthetic fuel can bring us refueling?

What has synthetic fuel got to do with refueling?

eJi jjuu

Ahem,
Mcl32 was particularly cute.

ericsson about to podium in indy

Dunno man, maybe I have hopes and feelings still on F1.

right, how do we solve F1 once and for all

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Do you have brain damage?

I'm fine, thanks for asking though

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Well your posts are retarded gibberish.

get rid of all aero

Do not worry, I'll post one thousand more times til you get comfortable with it.

it's simple. we have to kill the hamilton

one on the left is a bit of a chonker

>ricky carpooled with james corden and jamie redknapp to the joshua v ruiz match

yikes

am I meant to know who they are?

nah

business idea: have one of these with a fuel tank on the back drive around the track at all time, cars can slot in behind it and refuel like a fighter jet when needed.

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>Formula Truck

ah, the proof that Senna marked racing into the brazilian unconscious so deep that they will race anything that has wheels.

ok

Montoya tried this in NASCAR. It didn't end well.

ok but before that part they were badass lmao
>this again feeds into the mountain of evidence that italians lack nothing in equipment, bravado, and skill, but everything in strategy and decision making
stay mad fatty lmao
remove the corruption and cheating so that actual changes can be made to improve the racing
so no way lmao

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"fuck you"

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Mercedes already solved it

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Biz Idea: Supermarket Sweep but in F1. Toto hosts a quiz show where the other team principles have to earn time for their team. The winning team principle takes his time earned and runs through the Mercedes factory getting as much information as they can
youtube.com/watch?v=FESeyvQHjTQ

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this go reeeeeee?

>hmmm what's with all these transfers listed as personal gift to Jean Todt, President of the FIA

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I somehow, for absolutely ages, thought the theme song for Supermarket Sweep was a bad cover of Style Council's 'Shout to the Top' but with 'Shop till you Drop' sung instead.

Turns out this has never been done by anyone but I still hear Shop till you Drop when I listen to that song.

lol !

Is Formula-E a fun series or is it a big meme.

A fun meme

It's still a meme
It won't be taken seriously until it races on actual race tracks instead of mini-street tracks

So never?

They'll get there eventually due to the pissing contest between who has the better battery

But the whole point is to bring racing to people, city people who either can't drive yet or don't want to drive to far out race circuits.
Yes, it serves as an easy way to hide the true speed and range of the cars but I genuinely don't think they will leave street circuits.

They might go to better quality ones but I don't think you will ever see Formula E racing around a normal circuit.

youtu.be/zyYgDtY2AMY

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Eventually Tilke will start shitting out a Abu Dabby esque tracks just 2/3rds scale and they will be Formula Memes first purpose built circuits.

gimi

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very based digits

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checked

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>your mother (hot and dirty)

I look forward to pirating it.

FUCK HYBRIDS

who is hoping for another goddamn boring canadian gp, like last year, but with mercedes 1-2? it would break netflixbabbies for good, the first race they probably watch and it's a HWL MWL parade

At this point I'm just waiting for them to break all the possible records so yeah, looking forward to that

I tried but I burned my glans on the tailpipe

>force India had an outie

Not surprised in the least.

>SEX WITH PRIUS PIPE GRILLED MY GLANS!
>NOW BOGAN FUMES: 'I'M GOING TO SUE'

based

>Marcus Ericsson

>Sw*dish "drivers"

>The first is aero efficiency, and the second is how you balance qualifying and the race, because in modern F1 it is all about qualifying. All tracks are almost like Monaco now, and there is a different pattern of development of the car if you want to focus on qualifying or focus on the race.
T. Abiteboul

Once you get over the fact they're electric and stop sperging about it (I did at first, though Finnish tier), it's a good racing that's also meme af.

>The first is aero efficiency, and the second is how you balance qualifying and the race, the third is not driving in to a hedge, and the fourth is not reversing in to people
>T. Abiteboul

FTFY

Business idea: replace all current F1 cars with soap boxes.

>though
*though not

:^)

>t. Williams

when are they going to fire him? not only renault's performance is a huge failure (and it already was last year), but he's talking bollocks. it's all about downforce and suspension combined into treating tyres perfectly, nothing more. factory renault team is slower around barcelona than 2018 ferrari and red bull operated by small teams, that's their real problem

Business idea: Remove floors and slim tire width with 60%

Bukkake!

What

The family of lil chub are out for revenge, Fatjohn is fucking dead

Blyat > Assly

no one will doubt that

I will

Business proposal
Go back to the regulations where it worked

when was this?

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2009

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>you now remember Waggers was able to slide into Emilia's DMs and convince her to tell him about her smelly pussy

Imagine how beautiful would have been if they kept refueling, with classic no aero cars.

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Muh refuelling

yes muh refuelling, without refuelling F1 is SHIT

>f1 is about going back in time and using outdated tech

you now recall when cars were only allowed one set of tyres for a race unless they got a puncture

For me, it's Mild Seven.

>he thinks F1 cars of today are the pinnacle of tech

I need to see some good rear wings, post rear wings!

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what are the two hole below the main hole for?

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Pee pee expulsion and benis introduction

Gimi>>>>>>>>Bagina>Benis

F1 cars should be efficient like birds, one hole where poo poo and wee wee come out of, very efficient.

hmmm gimi i guess.
6 wheels or close everything down.

the hamilton can't be dealt with, he can't be reasoned with, and he will absolutely never stop

Business idea: F1 cars should develop organic wings to do a 'flying lap'.

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it's a meme but nothing wrong with that

the dog is called fanni

Except for the US GP
What a shit show

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>Marcus Ericsson got 2nd in Indy Detroit
Was the Sauber a mismatch for his driving style, or was he lucky in Indy?

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indy is for f1 rejects, not hard

>Alonso didn't qualify for Indy500

just like GP2 where he struggled to make the top 5 after what, four seasons?

Yes that was nothing to do with the incompetence of Zak Brown, all down to Alonso..

last for thiccy

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I know
How is Zak Brown still in charge?

new bread when

What's up with these rumors that Vettel might retire at the end of the season? Shoddy journalism?

Because they are doing reasonably well in F1 now I suppose, don't think it's down to him though.

Silly Season BS. Same as Nando Comi g back or Lewis going to 'rari

Indycar is full of F2 and F1 rejects. Takuma Sato, Alexander Rossi, Santino Ferrucci, Conor Daly, Max Chilton, none of them are all that good, but they're plenty good for a spec series of cars that are probably easier to drive than F2 cars, seeing how they have less downforce.

TAKUMA SATO IS NOT AN F1 REJECT HE IS JUST HAVING FUN IN HIS 40'S DAMNIT

Well the season is already decided so they have to talk about something.

New

BREAD

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>Less downforce
>Easier to drive

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