Comfy thread #2

Shilling for some weird porn company

Some marketing stunt for a youtuber.

Did security cop a feel?

Siesta addled Spanshits fucking up the security

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thanks for thread
>sticky's suck

God what a shit play right now.

Man city would of already scored 3 past those

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CLASSIC eplel football

>jenas
Jesus christ stfu

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>tfw Yea Forums only wants to talk about the pitch invading THOT

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Have sex

instagram.com/kinsey_sue/?hl=sv

She's shilling for a company. But she's hot, so people will fall over themselves to validate her

Just nuke us already chinks

Why is no one mentioning that Mane clearly tried to kick the ball at sissoko arm

Where in Myanmar are you from?

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caught a sniff

Probably didn't get enough orange juice

Bit boring this, isn't it?

BT sport site stream is a million times better

how did you find that out so quickly?

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What a fucking boring game.

So this is the power of the English Premier League..

youtube.com/watch?v=Geyr-smfK9U

Is that vitally gf?

do you think the pitch invader shrinks men down and crams them up her pussy during the time when she is not invading pitches?

nice try, shill

I couldn't get it to load, just getting a black screen.

Lucas should have started instead of Kane. Absolute waste of space.

actually got a gf buddy boy, try harder :^)

There hasn't been anything else to talk about. Fucking dire game. Manchester City should get a bye into next year's final.

so this is the beautiful game eurofags keep talking about

has harry kane ever closed his mouth before

its conplete dogshit just like the EL

Spurs need to take off Kane and get Moura on if they want to win this.

Kane is getting mogged by van dyke currently and they need speed to threaten their high line

Holy sheit, is this the worst champions final ever?

female seeking attention

fucking corporate shills

What a boring game. English football is the worst thing imaginable.

that penulty ruined it

>I couldn't get it to load, just getting a black screen.

Enable flash/download it. Or use chrome

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Ublock might be why. Could try a different browser too. None of the YouTube problems.

>Jenas stream of consciousness

Someone shut him up

what a fucking shitshow

*sniff*

is there an actually good stream that

a) doesn't require Flash to be installed
b) hasn't already been taken down
c) isn't shit

>unfit Kane
>Alli
>Sissoko
>Winks
Too much shite in this spurs team

This is what happens when unattractive english style is all there is left. Miss when finals had no english clubs, boy those were the days.

Corr

>Enable flash/download it.

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Spurs showcasing the false 11 formation

Spurs are shit lol

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HAS ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPENED IN THIS GAME?!?!?!?!?! A NAKED WOMAN RUNNING ON THE PITCH IS WHAT PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER ABOUT THIS TRAGEDY OF A FINAL

How drunk are you on a scale of 1-10?

Brits need not answer, we know youre wasted every day all day

alli suck

nice

Just got home what did I miss

Spurs should go for the big guy/small guy partnership of Llorente and Moura
no penetration whatsoever now

>He says after the abysmal Superb Owl this year

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He is redfaced because he is a nervous autist who never spoke to a female.

no this is eplel football

Game's shit, it's better to not watch this.

>let's give this attention whore attention

That hair is weirding me out dimensionally.

Their 2 worst players are Rose and Trippier.

I'm not American and I don't watch handegg. Are you actually enjoying this game? No need to lie about it

I was so hyped for this game beforehand. Fuck

du missten einen Boobie

isn't that the youtube prankster who couldn't get his dick up in the bangbus

Just watch it on YouTube or bt sport site you're in the UK lol

What's wrong with that bt sports on YouTube? I'm watching on virgin one tv free to air

Maybe a 3/10
Game is not worth opening another beer

Would it be "spursy" if they lost the final because of a 1 minute penalty?

It ain't brillo like and nappy how you like em Jamal?

It was decent until the 30 second mark

Since then, absolute shite

Imagine benching Lucas Moura and doing it unironically

yeah

hot

Tottenham is playing like shit, even my boi Son is loss

0/10... AA represent.

Fucking close to falling off the wagon though. This game is the pits.

Maybe. I just meant they won't create many chances, unless Eriksen can find Son.

Any cute boys here want to come to Monaco and be my manslave?

This. I thought real and barcelona were a mistake but seeing how both teams are playing it's better if they start dominating again.

I'm drinking non-alcoholic heineken so it's a 1 from me dawg

shes an IG hooker.

keeps tearing up, you know when things happen too fast for the connection to handle so the stream starts appearing all trippy n shit

can't bear it

>Virgin one tv
>Not Chad one tv

dazn

Kek

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What has kane done

Holy fuck I think it is

>Liverpool in charge of long kicks that don't go off pitch

This match is literally so shitty. Both teams suck

I wish this was Ajax Barcelona

ok

Spurs players look terrified

>instagram.com/kinsey_sue/
It's time to jack off

Was an 8 last night

But I'm at home tonight so probably around a 6

I'm not cute. Could be the shelter rescue pet if you like?

>all these passes straight out of play
Absolutely bloody awful

How do bongs pronounce Trippier?
|TRI-PIAH| or |TRIGH-PIERRE|?

This is fucking shite

3 years sober here. Good work mate

2 of the chokiest teams in modern sport.

What a terrible example of the game. Worst Champions League final of all time contender.

0

thought about that girl again lads, you know the one

you're a married man Albert

Not disagreeing lad just thought I'd add to your list.

trih PEE ayy

4,8 out of 10. I'm also high. We're making grilled chicken

How do you say REFBALL in your language? Here is ArbiPelota.

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FUCKING SISSOKO, YOU DUMB BABOON

I'd rather have complete domination in CL by Madrid and Barcelona the next 10 year, than watching another EPL final.

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t. Arsenal fan

>scruffy bonehead andy robertson

You mean a 0.1

whats aa like? can you just show up and never say anything??

At least there would be many goals

first beer here

United would've played better than both of these sides

liverpool parking the bus shitly after 35 mins

never understood how people can get addicted to alcohol.

Based robbo

not again jan

1

i wish it was ajax liverpool

fuck epl shitshows

Virgin Sports TV should be a meme desu

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*farts to self*

Larry Bane

zero, didn't even bother, last year i opened a cheap wine

>check comments
>arabs and slavs

why is every instathot profile like this

What does Kane even do?

I know

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now vert is dead, fuck this shit

>330k followers
Will be 5 million by the time this game ends. Way to give her free promotion btw.

whatsit smells like

They're just trying to escape reality

Same with a heroin addict, or a thot addicted to banging random guys, or a fatty who binge eats 5 times a day

Is this going to pick up after half time like the europa league game or should I just switch off

looks like she doesn't show pusy? waste

does anyone here get drunk every night or am I the only one

Lots of people have a cheeky wine or rum and coke at home after work to relax, very easy to start drinking a lot if you do that

This game is shit, I'm off for a wank

I cant believe liverpool are winning. Both teams are playing shit

He speaks well

remember the ars/chel game was shit until 2nd half

Learn what parking the bus means, you mong.

Good on you my friend. One day at a time.

Yes.

It's nothing like what you see on the TV. At most meetings you go to, they pretty much tell you not to share until you've done at least 90 days.

he breathes

Don't forget video games

shouldn't be parking the bus halfway through the first half you fucking shitlord

Just spoke to Sepp Blatter

Spurs win 3-1

I now remember why i never watch epl. Horrific excuse for football

can we start with the slags yet?

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Ahhh so this is the power of the "premier" league

remember when spurs beat ajax

read a book

you remember that girl, lads? the one with the minge? I wonder what she's up to right now

Why do I feel like YouTube streams weren't designed for 100,000,000 people streaming it live in 4k onto their televisions all at the same time?

This. Would much rather watch PSV vs Excelsior

Pochettino got this far with Llorente and Moura and he will lose without them

Tottenham are fucking tinpot

Bayern, Madrid or Barca should be in this final instead of them

YAWN

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

YAWN

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

YAWN

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

FUCKING PLAY SOME FOOTBALL YOU BORING FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Kane reminds me of Diego Costa back when he played in the CL final.

Kane mogged again

so that's where my leather sofa went off to

This is 0-0 match and I fucking hate the premier league

These passes are absolutely awful. The decision-making is seriously low IQ. Dele Alli and Harry Kane are a complete burden and Liverpool are now content in just bus-parking and countering.

Man, Alli and TAA have been horrendous so far. Kane and Firmino are not even there.

>delel allel

>son
shit
>kane
shit
>alli
shit

meh
atleast it wasn't some femen armpit hair hippie

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We should have sold Alli for 80m when we had the chance

Get ready, lads. He's coming on second-half.

THE BALD BEAST!

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Imagine thinking Alli is better than Lingard, never mind good.

all I can hear is David Pleat's nose

used to last year, now I'm working so I can't
well I can but I hate being hungover at work

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS GAME IS FUCKING SHIT

hate to be a party pooper but this is getting a bit boring.

had ONE chinese takeaway tonight and my 'testines are already expelling gas at an ALARMING rate

>Liverpool are now content in just bus-parking and countering.
That's high level football in general these days. Especially international football.

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Alli is such fucking garbage. He hasn't played a good match in 8 months.

Imagine not calling up Lucas Moura

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I miss ajax

Ajax missed out. Would've been a good matchup Ajax v Liverpool. But we'll see what happens after halftime.

Neither has eriksen

Predicting Erickson will score a blooter at some stage of this match

I physically cringe every time I see Kane or Alli with the ball.

how the fuck can alli be considered CL class, he can't even make a properly weighted pass

Don't worry, they'll never make it this far again

wake me up when the boxings on boys

They're not, retard.

Half time, surely

We all do bro

has sir harry even touched a ball yet

The final is shit, both sides really underperforming
at least if it was 0-0, we would still have some suspense, but this is just crap

You may now slagpost

>all this hate on Alli

Spurs were 3 on 3 and Kane and Son were just standing still. What else was he supposed to do?

Benching Moura is the kind of stuff that loses you finals. I don't even feel bad for spuds

Worse CHL final ever so far?

I kind of feel bad for Spuds because there is no way that was a penalty.

Is he right?

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nows not the time
focus

mmmm slags

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Awful game.

imagine celebrating a penalty, it's just so embarrassing

Easily the worst of all time.

Yes.

>en ves
he's right though

And taking off Englands harry kane?
Levy would never allow it

Same, never understood any kind of addiction, but only because I've never experienced it

But I did smoke 20 cigarettes in 2 days and never felt the need to smoke after that

Ajax didnt deserve it. Lost to low iq hoofball and muh physicality. Chokers

True.

>women's football

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It did hit his arm and that's what the rules say, so it was a penalty according to rules. It's unlucky

Haha! The 'non-healthy food gives my very normal digestive system explosive diarrhea' maymay.

Very cool. One updoot for you, funny stranger.

Real shame we got robbed of Barca - Ajax

maybe shartcelona and shiteax should have played better, then they would have been in the final

No, this has 2nd half spurs kino written all over it. You could have said the same shit about Spurs - Ajax 2nd leg which was shit in the first half but turned out super entertaining.

Sadly, yes

This is worse than Chelsea 2012

Fuck, would love to suck those toes

He's certainly not wrong

So what are the chances of everyone forgiving her for being so hot? I mean, doing this is a serious crime that is paid with prison right?

Totally would.

He is, it's always been called a soccer court until the late seventies

Love these Tyson fury ads

...
...
....

.....
...
NOT

Juventus, 1985
nothing new, really.

wonder what that lady smells like

Ajax never rated spurs. They fell because they were arrogant shits

Chelski 2012 with smug Essien was pure soul

Im horny for Lucas Moura lads. Hope that balding manlet comes on for the second half.

BT adverts are more hype than the game.

Jesus

game has been utter shit so far

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Ajax and Barca died for this

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Semen and regret.

undefeated :')

BRING ON MOURA NOW!

/slagposting/ here

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ah yes, i too love watching the same four shit ads twenty times a game

>expecting two serial bottler teams to play good football in a big match

big lmaoski

sip

Atleast the bus parking was entertaining seeing Munich miss chance after chance, this is just shite

he doens't remember this piece of shit final

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how's the match been? I've not been watching, just saw the first 10

Seems a bit dull?

>liverpool aren't just sitting absorbing Spurs

ok

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Take the raw carnivore pill.

Very rare lamb liver and cold smoked salmon

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>an aunt
jej

So if Van Dyke doesnt do anything in the 2nd half, will he lose the Ballon d'Or even if Liverpool wins?

ajax would have put liverpool to bed by now

Haha me neither lad lmaoooo

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what a depressing existence

>this game
Someone best do something soon or ill go shitpost on another board

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Mane clearly intentionally tried to kick the ball at sissokos arm

tf is laffy taffy

how many matches do u have?

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1. Spurs - Liverpool
2. Chelsea - Bayern
POWER GAP
3. Juventus - Milan

2/10 so far, I've seen better women's football games

Need Eriksen to get in the game more and dictate the play.

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Liverpool are parking the bus and playing zero risk football while Spurs are too shit to break them down.

you in a premier inn pal

both teams pretty low energy, ref letting the sides play but no cards. Tottenham needs to come out high energy second half for this game to be any good

>using a chad catfish profile
nice

I hope Spurs are proud of the awful show they gave us

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used to shag slags off tinder but it just got depressing after a while

doing some O X Y C O D O N E at half time lads to get maximum comfy

Oldham represent

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This. Instead of being alone with troubling thoughts I drink to avoid the problems I should be addressing

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Only good slag post ITT

Chelsea Bayern was the best one ever, the fuck are you on.

>Paying for tinder
Yikes Pierre not something to brag about

Big waste of time. Now I know why I don't watch the EPL.

You alright babe?

>you alright babe

Makes me giggle every time

smoked salmon =/= raw

if that helps u to sleep at night m8

Not gonna happen.

youtu.be/3NXBgSCSrIk

>very raw
think that's called raw mate

27 years old and never had a gf lads, is it over for me?

I don't usually bother watching champions league but this one is particularly boring right? Burnley vs Huddersfield was a better match than this shite.

Nice.

Mane did that to draw attention to the fact his arm was raised. It's like Brady throwing the ball where he sees the PI. 4D chess

Feels like the Super Bowl

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Anyone else excited for baseball in London

same. smoked a ton at parties, never got addicted to it as I cba buying my own cigs. did a bunch of blow, enjoyed it but never got addicted.

ill drink once in a blue moon. dont really see the appeal.

Charge your phone goddamnit.

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>being broke

yh you?

It only got better after the 80th minute.

Who else is keen for the upcoming FIFA Women's World Cup™, ladies?

A few

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salmon can be cold smoked too

No. You still have years of suffering to come.

I didn't get a gf til I was 29 pal.

Thanks for the answers lads.
Sounds like it was pretty shit, or at least, just an average EPL game

Like Trippy, but more

No.

Just bee yourself.

me on the screen

It's one of the worst I've ever seen.

She is well fit

weirdo

Shouldn't the ref exercise some common sense?

Nah, I got my first gf at 25. Feel the same at 27 as I did then, minus all the sex and have had since then with her.

>flag

got scouted for barcelona lads but had to give it up cos of a knee injury

What? Please let you what?

These girls almost look normal. I thought tinder was just fat chicks sucking black cock.

15 units of alcohol every night, am I going to die lads

based

Aussie slags lost 3-0 to Netherlands just now, doesn’t really make me hype desu. I will still Sam Kerr post when the games are on though

Let's hope the second half of this Men UEFA Champions League will be better

why has the media coverage of the Virginia shooting been so quiet and low key?

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So far it's a close third in the all time worst UCL final.
1st is Red Star vs Marseille in 91, an absolute abomination
2nd is ACM vs JUV in 03
Then there's this. If the 2nd half is the same as the first, it totally takes the 2nd place.

ya

I worked with a lady from Oldham. Do you follow the rugby? Mad team name. And the first fish n chips from Oldham too.

Liverpool v Ajax would have been so much better. Literally what business did Spurs have making a fucking comeback in the semis

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black

It's murrkans killing each other, where's the news?

>These are the 2 best teams soccer has to offer

How do people watch this shit sport?

>girl on tinder had her first pic with tiger makeup
>say 'you look grrrrreat!'
>she calls the police on me
>I'm now a registered sex offender

not me, im god

Because mass shootings are a dime a dozen in modern America

lmao are u ok m8

Because a nigger done it.

do you have a firm beer gut yet? or are you one of those eternal skinny alcs

very very glad i dont have an instagram and it has zero penetration in my life

what the fuck

i firmly believe the comebacks this season were scripted
every single one

this. wtf it was so obvious

rare liver =/= raw liver

The thing I don't get is that it's obviously got more viewers than they expected so they need to reduce the bandwidth, but instead of reducing the image quality to a perfectly reasonable 720p, they keep up the 1080p meme and just drop frames so it goes all jittery. It could be smooth at 720p, but then they wouldn't be able to crow about muh HD.

Become Vimes faggot.

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If it's cold smoked, it's still essentially raw

Dont understand how Kane scores so many in the league

>life is for living

i..it is?

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Salah is so fucking shit. Literally zero good touches.

diamond dozen*

Alright see you at fulltime lads

It's not even begun for you then mate. Look for a wife though, gfs are a waste of you

the same way he was top scorer at the world cup

Where the fuck is Moura? He’s the only strong mind player in that shit team

By that she means she can't stop sucking cock

worship their perfect feet
It works pretty well

Liverpool win 4-0 and we all get gfs like this.

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IF Delle Alli can be a professional footballer so can anyone. What does he even do?

Get llorente and Lucas on ASAP

Not if he ever wants to keep reffing in CL, he has to apply the rules

Did TNT switch commentators?

Tottenham will equalise by the 65th minute.

like how she's filming this in the break room at work

Speak for yourself you worthless onions nigger. I don't want a dead-eyed gook for a gf

the game is so boring they aged 50 years over the break

Ajax blew the lead, stupid zoomers

>Liverpool will win thanks to a refball penalty
lmao

JFC can ANYONE complete a single fucking pass?

dubs and we all strong mind

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you will likely feel some pains around your stomach if you do it for a few months
my advice is stop now before it happens, you might feel invincible but believe me you're not, it will happen all of a sudden
>t. been there

god i wish

>#Liverpool have had more penalties this season in all competitions (16) than any Premier League team since the league's inception.

dubs and we all strong mind but gay

larry kane is shite

0,001. i last drank a month ago. it stops being cool when you're 18 years and 1 month old

I am. Some of the comfiest threads we ever get round here, and top waifus, plus England might actually win it.

GIB CUTE GF NOW.

THIS GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSSSS WTF

1

Had a beer for breakfast, but haven't had another since.

dubs and everyone in this thread is weak mind except from me

fucking hell Son

>comfy
we did it reddit!

Lads after this horseshit game is over what we got planned for the summer?

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>you now remember how people got mad at 15/16 Leicester for getting so many pens

omg shut up jenas

6, starting my 3rd beer and havent eaten tonight
Will reach 8 in about 20 minutes

It's the 150th mass shooting in America this year. It would unironically be bigger news if there wasn't a killing spree.

Except it's not raw, it's cold smoked. It's only raw if it's not cooked and there's 4 ways to cook things: acid, smoke, salt, heat. Technically speaking.

Women's world cup.

>Ajax died for this

Eriksen picking the gayest possible option.

This game is pure shit.
You would not see that shit quality with a Spanish or Italian team.

XIV Shadowbringers then Classic WoW

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>I'm being cynical on Yea Forums do I fit in yet guys

>what if that strike from vertonghen breaks somebody's nose, just because they have to leave the VAR window open
I remember why I cancelled bt sport lmao

>Trippier just running into Robertson
sums up the match, really

Sounds like you got a Frostie reception

Lads is this a CL Final or what?

Both teams look like they can't be arsed anymore

This is some awful football on display here

So fucking dumb. That has literally never happened

Poch is too stubborn, he needs to bring on Lucas.

>spurs 3 on 3
>no spuds players make any movement and just run straight forward

PHWOAR

Gmae is pretty shit. I blame the weather.

>This shit show

TAA is the African Beckham

Really need less Winks and more Lucas Moura desu

Tottenham seriously lucked their way through the quarters and semis.
They are total shit

...

horrendous attempt from salah

68% completion passes from Liverpool what an absolute joke

lloris on point though

>Alli
>kane
jesus christ...

>it's too hot to play well

>Spuds still not had a shot on target

>shitty alley

CHECK CLEARED.

Put on Lucas Moura already FFS.

Had 11 days with the missus in catalonia, kind of off-season, it was really nice. Lots of spanish on holidays at our hotel and they were nearly all drinking non-alcoholic beer at breakfast.

>trent
>hugo
>dele
>harry

im gonna fucking kill someone

>tfw we've basically seen more tiddies than shots on target

Kane is a mong, where's based Llorente?

Copa America. It's all on free on YouTube

Don't worry goys, it's coming home (Israel). Trips says it

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>all drinking non-alcoholic beer at breakfast.
probably because you cant drink the tap water in southern europe or flush toilet paper

This Robertson guy for Liverpool has been playing really good, probably the best player this match desu.

Lads im so comfy i might take a quick nap

What are the odds this stays 1-0?

falling asleep lads

Really?

Neat, didn't know that.

>be shit whole game
>score a shitty pen
God if they win because of that penal

They usually are.

Nice one lad recently bought deus ex mankind divided myself

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Dubs
Spurs

>Son dribbling into nowhere

Son is shit take him off

So what time is Kane coming off?

for fuck's sake, someone do something

Moura and Llorente >>> Twinks and Kane

Please for God's sake put in Moura, Kane is a blight for Tottenham right now

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not sure if cringe because you bottled the trips or based because of kumiko

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If they keep at it, 100%

They obviously rigged it so a Spanish team would win, but then two English teams reached the final and now they're just shuffling about gasping for air surrounded by cactuses and bull skulls.

Based

Even Origi is going to get more gametime than Lucas. Poch is a fraud.

Worth it or overhyped lads?

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BT have lowered the quality of the youtube stream

About time

Wake up in 15 mins (round 70 minute) and that’s when pochetino might pull his finger out and make a substitution to make this interesting

spotted some UNITS

hi
bi
keeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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You win!

What happened to the TNT coverage? Did their BT sports rights expire at halftime?

Trash

wonder what karius is doing right now

Just get New Balance.

>Hoofball to Kane
what's the point?

based anime poster, saving this thread from shit football

You try to play in those conditions.

Just get some primark ones for 8 quid

So the best players so far are Robertson and Danny Rose right?

kek the garbage just keeps coming

This is really boring.

>Kane

About the same thing as Harry Kane. Nothing.

Balls deep in some top tier bitch.

one hundred and eighty united states dollars for a pair of gola looking trainers

yeah, will fit with your oversized jeans

This game Needs a TH equaliser

WE CONQUE"RED" ALL OF EUROPE

Harry Winks and Lloris are the best players on the pitch atm.

these passes are shocking. it's as if no one actually wants possession and just flicks it away instantly.

they look alright but not really. waste of money

>Salah
>Kane
>Dele Alli
Who else has been playing like dogshit?

Fuck the dele hate. At least hes actually trying stuff.
Son and Kane are just standing still and reacting so slowly

You can drink the tap water, I drank tap water in our room every day. Wifey wouldn't drink it though. Reminded me of a girl I knew in Marseille, lots of people there unironically believe that drinking milk on its own can kill you, and a Turk told me that cooking fish in milk is poisonous and can kill you. Then again, my Nan told us the white part of watermelon will make your tummy have pain, but turks eat literally everything except for the actual skin on those. I don't know, maybe better to be safe than sorry

>Wearing children's shoes as an adult

Hand over the man card.

eriksen

Ugly

the spurs need to score ASAP so we get to see at least a few minutes of football

>not kane and alli out for llorente and moura

sub alli please he's fucking up every chance

Imagine this being a Champions League final. Imagine one of the teams having to celebrate a 'win'.

The cringe will be off the charts.

>state of poch's ingame coaching

Jesse Lingard to score 89th minute equaliser followed by a dramatic 90+7th minute thunder header from 32 yards.

He's a shit cunt mate

It is free for uk & ireland. Check who got your rights for it or be irish whilst it's on. Should be fun, sudaca ball is kino

t. United fan

>Watching on my own
>Drinking on my own
>Liverpool about to win

Is this the time to kill myself?

>being this insecure in your masculinity

even arsenal played better in the EL final

that nigger literally just pushed the ball 20 meters forward and chased after it
state of

71 minute spurs will score

It's like watching a midseason league match. I feel like everyone on the pitch is going through the motions and no one has any heightened sense of the stakes

Are Liverpool parking the bus? They aren't doing shit all offensively but I'm not sure if they're parking the bus or it's just a shit game

Nah, wait until we lose the nations league semi final

man united would have won this match against either team
shocking state of affairs

Only reason I’m excited for this game is if spurs get one (1) more corner I get $28

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Tottenham have ticked the 'exploit the flanks' and 'play out of defence' options on FM but have forgot to tick 'higher tempo'.

Bad game so far, Tottenham will at least score one goal, I'm sure.

I bet Lucas won't do shit now. Should have started him

This is so fucking boring we're discussing shoes.

It's not about insecurity, it's about not having reached mental adulthood.

You literally only need to watch the 4th quarter of soccer games desu, nothing has happened so far

Taking off winks? really? He seemed to be the only Spurs player who could fucking move forward

>Bringing on your best player in the 65th minute when he wasn't even injured
Unreal tactics.

>subbing off spurs only good player

they're making sure that Tottenham don't progress into dangerous zones, but don't really try to pressure them in any way
It's what you do against a shit team, when you're 3-0 up and want to conserve energy

Good if you are actually using them for running
Terrible if you are using them for fashion

They're keeping it tight, I'd say.

Origi goal

All the forwards

>rating harry "passes sideways" winks

le Kane meme has gone too far

The new UB is actually a very good running shoes if you don't mind the ugly looks. The older version looks so much better though.

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Poch might be too gigh IQ for me lads

mental adulthood is wearing whatever shoes you fucking want
whatever is comfortable or appropriate at the time, or whatever you think looks nice

Imagine playing an out of form striker in a CL final

imagine purchasing a 1k ticket for this haha

Crystal Palace would have won this.

New thread lads

Bros I might cop the game of thrones ultra boost, the wilding one

Just got in lads. Was it a pen? And has it been as shit as commentators have said?

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they should sign lo celso asap

You on the right

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>MISSING THAT

Mane putting in a shift innit

>low-tier English football

It's a standard PL game where Spurs choke

It's the time to plan shitposting as a scouser and bullying ablists

lmao nice luck you got there

Your talking about nice looking shoes with a man from the country that invented clogs

>Underwear under suspenders
My fucking god the amateur bitch.

>the state of tottenham crossing

No thanks pal

>Dele Alli is valued at 100 Million