What does he do again?

Meme celebrations

he gets that victory royale while you keep masturbating in the shower to your favourite pillow case

hmm

bench lucas

HIGHLY PACES ON THE PITCH, WHILE BEING A NIGGER

terrible, just terrible

I do not for the life of me understand why the English hype this mediocre as shit player so much

The fact he gets to play in a CL final is a bad fucking joke.

Every mediocre English player since time immemorial has been hyped up

Who's gonna score next?

another 24 years old prospect
he hasnt peaked yet

Outstanding header to the third row

>open header
>sends it into orbit
What did he mean by this?

No-one. The game is shit

WHAT DOES ANYONE DO IN THIS GAME

FUCKING BORING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIVERPOOL THAT RAN OVER BARCA

celebrates scoring for spurs against everton

nothing

Gets Subbed Off for being shit.

being worth 100m on tm for no reason apart from being an English mutt

Sitting for a couple weeks killed both clubs momentum, easily.

Token negro.

>you now remember spurs wanted barca to pay 100m+ for this fraud

Le do one good thing then do one brainlet thing man

*dives*
*winks at the ref*
*gets awarded a pen*
It'll be hard next season with the VAR.

raums the deut

No he didn't you retard

Is he still being called up to the English NT?

If yes, why?

yes

England are a meme team, more so than ever under Southgate.

England has always selected players by popularity instead of by who is best for the team.

>british

rare

He used to be good dunno what happened

No he didn't you retard

It's a team that started Ashley Young at the World Cup. Players are selected based on how many memes LadsBible can make (read: steal) about them.

Eriksen was also shit tonight desu, but Alli brought the word "shit" on a whole new level

Literally a Karius-tier performance.

teams figured out his only gimmick of only making late runs into the box

the redpill is realizing he was never really all that good to begin with

based

meme magic ran out

He deuts the Raum

A redpill that every sane person took years ago.

He's scores and assists a lot, but he does disapear when he's playing a better side.

He was ALWAYS massively overhyped by English media because he has an "inspiring" upbringing (shitty father, raised by a single mom, "oppressed" black boy making it, etc.)
Anglo media loves that kind of shit.

But after this shit as fuck performance his media protection could really run out now....
Also, blame that idiot Pocchetino for letting him on the field for 80 fucking minutes.

he was good tonight

Yeah true he was most effective when everyone was marking Kane

He completed maybe a handfull of passes and lost the ball almost everytime he touched it.

>leaving first gear
Lads it's ___________

MK Dons was his level