/indy/ - Detroit Grand Prix Race Thread

>not knowing how to reply to a post

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this newfag thinks I'm doing this on accident

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inb4 pace car crash
same retarded GM executive is behind the wheel again

its appropriate that the only openly gay indycar driver is on the pole at the start of pride month

stream pls

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Mmmmmm lightning delay

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youtube.com/watch?v=aQCAxgSpt7k

reee

reddit.com/r/motorsportsstreams/comments/bvlcrl/request_indycar_detroit_race_1/

Seb !
Or as you call it trans-At
Sea-bass !

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lets go bois

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good lord look at this salty fag. what a great "star" the sport has

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this is why everyone hates him

They just drove the drivers around the track for the parade lap, so back to racing soon possibly

lmao how can you be this fucking salty still

NBC crew about to be killed by tornado

The way his shoes are resting on the legs of the chair makes it look like high heels.

Seems based to me

because when the series has one race that really matters, and the winner gets $2.6 million?

Shut up Oriol. You were driving like an asshole and everyone knows it.

just pass him lol. seething eternal whiner wops get no love

should have been faster then if he wanted to win

oriol has a right to go for the 2.6 million as well

NO ITS NOT FAIR HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SLOWER AND SHOULD BE AS EASY TO GET BY AS MY SLOW TEAMMATE CONOR DALY

He was a lap down. He should have been blue flagged.

only cars off the pace get blue flagged. he was running the same laptimes. if rossi was better he would've passed sooner

ROSSI
PUSSI

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ty user

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>zach has fiery livery
>catches fire twice in season

Fuck Rossi

Dont forget the heat

He didnt forget the heat.
I miss the heat.

Race when

original green flag was for right now. not sure for the delay

*ahem*
FUCK ROSSI

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lightning in the area delayed it

thats right

based

based Rossi
haters SEETHING

guys I think Paul Tracy hacked Rossi's twitter

Simons gonna put him down just like last week

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Rossoy will choke

Wasn't that AJ Allmendinger who also had a hateboner for Bourdais?

I wish Dinger had stayed with Indy cars

>Josef be like

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what are they waiting for?

Lightning apparently

the second coming of jesus

as if this race wasn't starting late as fuck already

Still lightning, weather is getting better though, so starting soon ish

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cars rolling to the grid at least

Greetings race fans!

Today's wet weather may have delayed the race, but it surely won't do anything to delay your appetite!

Andiamo Restaurant Group, official food & beverage vendor of the Chevrolet Detroit Grand Prix at Belle Isle, is proud to announce the return of several Italian favorites to the avenues surrounding the Detroit Circuit.

Just some of Andiamo's top offerings include:

Andiamo's Toasted Ravioli (left)
>Eight ricotta & italian sausage stuffed square-cut dumplings, coasted in Italian bread crumbs and deep fried until they reach a crispy golden brown. Topped with Andiamo's very own tomato sauce and grated Parmesan cheese.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Cannoli
>It wouldn't be a race weekend without some good old food bastardization. These sweet treats consist of a traditional Italian pastry stuffed with a generous helping of Reese's peanut butter flavored ricotta cheese blend.

Kale Power Up Bowl
>The "healthy" option for this weekend's Grand Prix. One cardboard fry boat, filled with chopped kale leaves then topped with zucchini slices, cherry tomatoes, and a disproportionate amount of balsamic grilled chicken. All slathered in a generous helping of Italian Dressing for flavor

Run, don't walk to get the Italian Specialty of your choosing today!

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>Timed race

>NBC really cares about promoting the series you guys!

This has to go. Timed races are the big gay.

Back on the stands again

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that sounds very tasty desu

This is more of an Indycar rule than a "NBC says you only have X amount of time to get the Race done" thing.

lmao timed races are literally only in the rules because of the broadcaster's window

start the fucking race

Command to Start Engines has just been given.

thanks captain obvious

It's a street race, they have a limit to the amount of time they can keep the streets closed.

they'll be there tomorrow as well... the "streets" will be closed all weekend as it is a park road and not anywhere residential

the entire park is closed off for the whole weekend. they do another race tomorrow.

Detroit is not Monaco

I know they do another race tomorrow but i was expecting them to let traffic flow after the track activity ended. Guess i was wrong.

amazing observation

>drying track
can Pagenaud chad it from 13th or are the Andretti suspensions too powerful on street tracks

Tell me they didn't let the GM exec drive the pace car after it rained

No, I don't know of any street race that allows through traffic during race week. I think Indycar had a Boston street race a few years ago, businesses lobbied to shut it down because they claimed it hurt their shekels.

ajjjj veach

>veach

VEACH BTFO

>veach the beach

we gonna be yellow after 2 turns

>Veach

I'll take "Twink who doesn't belong in Indycar" for $500 Alex.

long beach opens the roads in the morning and at night

>timer started

this is gay

IT'S A PARK DUDE
this is not like Downtown Monte Carlo

wasn't veach supossed to be good?

SATO HIT ME

>yellow again

fuck it see you tomorrow

What was that? 15 seconds?

he's one of those guys that couldn't even win the Indy Lights championship but still somehow got hyped just for being born in the right place

CRINGE

disgusting amateur series of drivers that spin under yellow and cant handle rain

FIRST LAP CRASH

OMG OMG LOLOLOL THEY ARE TOO

SCARED TO RACE IN THE RAIN

LOLOLOL

XDXDX DXD XDDDDDDDX D XDXD LOL XD XDXD XD XD XDX DX EPIC DXD

EPIC INDYCAR THREAD OP BEST IDEA FOR THREA D EVER

XDDDDDDDDD

XD XD XD XD XD HE
LE HAHA

XDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO

xDXD XHHAAHAHAH XDXDXDX XD SO FUNy

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD LMFAO XDXD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LE STILL UGLY SPEC CAR
LE 2 ENGINES
LE WASHED UP DRIVERS
LE ANNOYING AUSSIE SHIT COMMENTATOR
LE MUH LEFT TURN 500
LE IRRELEVANT FUCKING GARBAGE

HURRY UP CANADIAN GRAND PRIX

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LET THE MEME RACE OF THE SEASON BEGIN!

>Parade Lap
>Yellows out
>Lap 1
>More Yellows

PREACH IT BROTHER!

SHINDYCAR IS FOR FUCKING BOOMERS, /turnleft/ REJECTS AND DUMBFUCK CONTRARIANS WHO THINK F1 IS FOR FAGGOTS

if you hate it so much why are you watching?

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f1 is definitely for faggots

Take me back...

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BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!

what was the caution for in the first place? nobody crashed

>yfw Servia in the pace car leads the most laps today

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>Fuel Strategies already

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didnt that old faggot finally die

Yep.

WHY IS THIS NOT GREEN

SATO'S TIME HIS TIME

IT IS NOW MOTHERFUCKER
>TFW everybody is driving like my grandma because Indycars can't into rain

S A T O
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Now that they're moving this is pretty fun

POWER
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Not yet. Dixon ain't going to let that happen.

time for no passing

Pagenaud just cucked hinchcliffe

pagenaud is a monster on the brakes

Yep. The drivers have no confidence in the car and have to race tomorrow anyway, so why wreck the car today?

Power the madman

>RHR
LOL CHOKE

>Hunter-shit

>see 2 cars sliding off
>camera ignores it
cool

marco meeting his sponsor soon

>its another Rossi and Dixon vs the Penske's episode

who watches this? do americans even watch it? also detroit? lmao

is he absolutely insane? it's at least 20 minutes too soon

Marco a maniac

Lmao this Marco in car

10 laps too early son

slicks were a bad idea but at least Marco's onboard is fun to watch

FUCK NBC

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its his only chance to win

Marco the mad lad

Based food poster

No
>muh gawd poster

jesus christ how many laps before he wrecks

>getting usurped by local news
damn this new TV contract was really amazing for the series

kys muhammad

Yeah but at the pace he's going won't he get lapped?

I was serious, is this is a popular in america as F1 in Europe? I barely see any spectators.

He just got lapped LOL.

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>cucked by TV to make it a timed race
>they're still going to push it to a cable channel
absolute state of Indycar. always finding new ways to look stupid

Marco taking one for the team
this will help Andretti decide when to call Rossi in for slicks

I was there yesterday, it was dope.

Enjoy having your country turn into literally worse than Detroit.

yeah fuck them for not being able to stop the weather amirite?

that onboard was really great

>is this is a popular in america as F1 in Europe?
Eh... I kind of depends.
>I barely see any spectators.
There was thunder & lightning earlier. I'm surprised people stuck around after that.

>RHR pits
>Yellow immediately comes out
>Michael's Face When

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CAWSHUN

huh?

>ED JONES
>ROSSI
>DIXON

desert man can't into rain

PENSKE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Power mad

Are you fucking joking
Someone's fired

Fuck

It was 5x as big until the split.
Now it’s about equal in thé US. Most don’t know there is a difference.

Thé thing is in F1 every country gets 1 race so many will travel for it. INDYCAR comes to you so you wait for your local race. And the audience is the same size across the country

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kek

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

another top 5 for power just vanished because of dumb mistakes. what a season for him

POWER NO

Based mechanic

Holy shit lmao

NASCAR is more comparable in popularity

IT'S JOSEF'S TIME NOW

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Rossi will use his autistic seethe powers to force a pass

Posse in shambles

Look at the fucking GM tower. It looks like Barad Dur or some shit.

he pitted again and is in 20th position, gg

LMAO marco

>This fucking meme race

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for what purpose

Why the fuck did he pit again

All that work and Marco is in 20th. Cool to watch at least

It's Marco. This shit happens.

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DICK'S SON lol

He didn't pit again, the entirely random procedure of race control fucked him over

>DICKS SON

Dicked

Yes! Fuck you Dixon

good fuck dicks in

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

YESSSSSSSSSS

Lol Dixon

DIXON
I
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OHNONONONONONO

god damn I want to make sex with Emma's nasty little pooper

>dicked son

its early but this will lose him the championship

c-chip loves winners

KIWI IN THE WALL

OH BOY

I don't have CNBC. How the fuck do I watch the race now?

PEOPLE FROM OCEANIA BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=aQCAxgSpt7k

detroit is always a joke. just roll with it.

based

5:50pm? Another yellow?

Time to get something else to eat.

For me, it's this slice of Andiamo's Pepperoni Pizza. Just look at those pepperoni.

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buy cable instead of being a mooch

only boomers pay for a million channels they dont watch

Are you really adverstising on Yea Forums? I want to believe.

t. poverty neet

That pep has got some good curl to it.

Get a better antenna

no its this fat autist who goes to races to stuff his face

wish I could find a better picture of the best meme but my brain isn't working

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Buy a friend some beer so you can use his cable. That's what I do.

NEWGARDEN DIDNT GET A FULL FUEL LOAD
ROSSI'S GOT THIS

t. kike

>implying he won't choke it away again

You mean you don't want 350 music channels in Portuguese?

yellows will save josef unfortunately

You guys have this?

heli cam is sick

S A T O
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CNBMeme

>rosenshit

wtf Leist

holy shit how many minutes of green flag did we actually get so far?

>Leist

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AJ FOYT ENTERPRISES

wonder how would nasr do in an indycar

Nope

Sato is gonna go for this shit

You called it.

I don't even want to think about it

Well enjoy the race guys
Not like the 6:00 news isn't on any other channels

Less than 10 I think.

you dumb boomer
youtube.com/watch?v=aQCAxgSpt7k
do you guys even read the thread god damn

use

can these wh*tebois handle Sato's elitism

maybe he would be like piquet jr, a couple of wins but doesnt fight for the championship

Yeah I know but I like watching it on tv. Laptop broke

If sato wins this championship I am gonna cream

those tires didn't look fixed to me

Race control sent out a radio message to all the teams telling them not to crash there, so it will be fine.

>Rosenshit

sato has hit like 3 people fucking based

Power hit him earlier so now hes mad

Rosenshit hit him that time though.

Sato basically took Rosenqvist and told him "You don't have the balls to punt me off, you pussy" and he was right.

Sato is driving the best of his life recently

>possi takes himself and josef out
>sato wins

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sato is going slow

TEAM JOSEF LET'S GO

Yea dafuq happened he's like 1.5s a lap slower

it would be so good

RLL is slower than ganassi and Andretti but based Sato wont let anyone past

what excuse does Rossi have this time? Andretti cars are far and above the best on street circuits. Servia was in a pace car this time.

BRING OUT THE CHALICE

PEN-ROS-SAT again lol

chevy engine has more power 2.0

meme race

remember when Rosshit couldn't handle the pressure of someone chasing him down and choked last year? This is how a champion does it.

RENT
FREE

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This track has always been a meme. Even back in the ye olde CART days nobody actually liked this race until 1997 when a team fucked up their fuel strategy and ran their cars out of gas on the last lap while they were running 1-2.

Yeah. JoNew did a fantastic job here IMO.

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Penske won this race in the pits don't kid yourself

>blaming the yellows
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I saw someone in a slower car hold off the best car... dunno buddy

Boogity.

Marco, his dad, and his team are absolutely KVETCHING about the fact that Race Control allowed the leaders to pit before throwing the yellow.
If you were actually fast Marco, then you wouldn't NEED to gamble on Indycar's antiquated/retarded closed pit yellows in order to gain track position which you would ASSUREDLY fade away like you always do in a decent position.

Race Control made the right call and closing the pits before everyone cycles through needed to stop fucking years ago so Drivers and Teams that are actually fast and competing for Championships can continue to dominate your twink Italian Family's ass.

This is true.

Hopefully that sort of behavior means that IndyCar leadership will change the rules for next season.