/hoc/

Bet around 11pm Central time unless we go OT

Trips confirm.

That's what everyone on /hoc/ wants

trips dont mean shit. Remember that one user that said the sens would win the cup and had the digits?

Eh.. not for another 2 - 3 years. And their GM is very good. He'll find some cheap under utilized players and give them a chance.

Vegas is made by a bunch of 2nd and 3rd liners.

No I just started watching hockey when the Sharks started winning.

thoughts?

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Yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here.

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yes but mcphee can be exposed easily. never forget the forsberg trade while he was in washington. I think they still have enough on fleury, but how much longer is the question?

>the absolute state of bombston

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wtf

hmmm

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>blues player is banned today
Sure that hit was hard, but how come Chara isn't punished for charging?

>sammytrans
Disavow

>42 years old
>feeling anything
If you get hurt by a 42 year old you should be suspended.

Why do so many people "smile" like that? with a wide open mouth and an exagerrated facial expression? Looks so.. stupid?

>satanic trips
idk about this one bros

WAAAHHHH PLAYER SAFETY HELP USSSS
WAAAAHHHH HELP USSSSSSS

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literally suspended their best defenseman last round

neither suspension was warranted desu
>mcavoy with a clean check but the guy had his head down
>sundqvist with a clean check but grizzlick put his head in the way

/hoc/ - White
/cric/ - nonwhite
Simple as

My pee is a dark orange.
Is that bad?

drink more water

Does beer count as water

If it's under 6% it does

Any Canadian bros wanna do a gay marriage thing so you can have American citizenship and I can have Canadian?

Onions

no because lots of empty carbs

Canada already told me beer is good to go.
I'm gonna drink beer.

Good for you

Having a cup of coffee lads

Brave

Would you like one fren?

Rate my gameday activities planned between now and the game
>workout
>have another coffee
>jerkoff
>drink beer and play chel
>go drop a cheeky 40 in the VLTs and pick up more beer
>ribs on the barbecue
Then turn the game on (on the radio)

Another time I would, it's a little too late in the day for me. But thank you anyway fren

Whats his ideal draft?

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Is THG slowly taking over all of hockey media

>I hope so, it would be a vast improvement and reduction in faggotry

Nobody gives a fuck about the uneducated fat reddit darling. Stop posting him already

I wish I was a scout for the nhl
>gets pucks deep
>strong skater
>complete 200 ft player
>not afraid to crash the net

Whatever's local, he likes to try new stuff
#beerjokes

How is he reddit?

Proper thread

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Personally I'd squeeze a nap in there

if it's brown see a doctor

how did you find this picture of me lad

So there's about 0% chance Karlsson stays in San Jose right?

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He already tweeted a basic farewell message

he's definitely gone. i just hope they can meme an 8 year contract sign-and-trade or something

Shorks are fucked anyway by cap. Trying to keep him is stupid

Based Kneelander and Karlsson joining forces next season and bringing the cup home to ____?

GO JETS GO

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who /absolutely fucked/ here?
guess

>twinklander

wew no karlsson, no tierney and no firsts these next two years

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miami

at least you have noah gregor to be excited about? The shorks are in a tough hole for years anyway. I expect regression

there's still a chance

He's definitly gone
Question is.. who will pick him up? I reckon some would consider it a risk (a small one?) to sign him up on an expensive long term deal, due to his frequent injuries this year

Doubt the Leafs will trade Kneelander
They're shopping around Marleau and Zaitsev right now, to free up cap space

Why the hell do you want him at this point? His groin is ripped to shit.

i too am enjoying a cuppa joe this morning (afternoon)

>and Zaitsev right now, to free up cap space
...This isn't accurate.

Isn't Pavelski possibly gone as well? And Joe?

I know he also asked for a trade
But his contract is pretty heavy too, considering what he contributes with

>turning Tampa and Florida into one team
interesting...

>Doubt the Leafs will trade Kneelander
Thinking they should, for being so rude to him

zaitsev's contract is objectively the worst on the team, getting rid of him would free up $4.5 mil

the leafs have a shit ton of fucking prospects too. I think they can live by trading away kneelander and replace him

Still not why they're trading him.
Also they don't have a chance at trading him unless they retain a portion of his salary.

Bunch of busts waiting to happen tbf

Doubt the Leafs would retain salary
Reckon they'd compensate with another player in the deal, or greater draft picks should someone want to trade for him

>Still not why they're trading him.
it may not be "why they're trading him" but it's why they're trading him.
>Also they don't have a chance at trading him unless they retain a portion of his salary.
this is unfortunately probably correct

>Doubt the Leafs would retain salary
>this is unfortunately probably correct
Really makes me think.

>having 12% of your cap tied up in zaitsev and marleau
>on top of the 35 held up by overrated shit, disgusting pig sunbelter, and the faggot swede glory boy
>no d
>no goalie
>no cap
>twink gm
>shit coach
>vulturous hebrew media
>0 locker room cohesion
Enjoy cheering for the growlers you subhuman degenerates. It's all you're gonna have for a while

based

I am still not 100% sure he's worth every penny
He was elite during the WC, but yeh
Hope he blossoms
Negative

I doubt so

They would probably be asked to retain, true
But I think Dubas is willing to go far to avoid retaining salary, as the Leafs will have very little room to play with in the salary cap for.. well, atleast 5 years

ttbf the growlers are based

One day you are all going to look silly

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OFFER
SHEET
MARNER

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Jumbo's staying for the vet minimum, he doesn't care about the money at this point. Pavs I'm not as sure about, there'll obviously be a huge push to re-sign him but we've got some young guys we should keep around.
I'd like to at least keep Nyquist if Karlsson does end up going, I'd swap him for Donskoi

love how >muhgmprotege is giving all these twinks contracts that drop them off straight into UFA status.

I'm not sure he's worth that either. Doesn't mean he deserves getting called every other name under the sun .

Imagine acquiring Zaitsev and doing the >laffs a favor

respect based Shannon

Zaitsev and Marleau is being shopped around atm

Matthews is elite, and deserves the pay
Nylander admittingly, possibly overpaid
Defense could definitly be better, admittingly, though >we do have some interesting prospects coming.. though, they may not be ready for this season yet
Andersen is a great goalie, >we have a great goalie prospect coming too
Cap is tight, indeed
Dubas may not be the real issue (Shanahan and Babcock being stubborn possibly being the issue..?)
Media is terrible
Source on the locker room being shit? from what I see, they get along very well

Blues playing 4D chess in that draft while everyone else playing checkers

I bet that the wild will do that because of how stupid paul fenton is

>Matthews is elite, and deserves the pay
Stopped reading there

>building your team around overrated shit, spic pigs, and twinks

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i want off nashville's wild ride

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yet he is. have you seen his play during the boston series? I may hate the leafs but that kid can play

>no d
>no goalie
>shit coach
>0 locker room cohesion
never read so much fake news in my entire life

who else watching heems rn?

t. threw his his leafs jersey on the ice 4 times in his lifetime

I just cant get into this stale ass final.
Its terrible knowing the refs literally rigged it to keep my team out.
How the fuck can I respect either of these shitshow teams? The winner will have an asterisk.
But what do I know? I only coach a kids team here in my desert city. Meh

he seems to have had lingering injury issues these past 2 seasons and now hes one of the top paid players in the league. its a bit of a risk.

Will turn it on when gus fights

well if he preforms like he is supposed to, then it works for them. look at stamkos, even if he is a fucking garbage playoff player

Going to the Italian deli for salted meats, cheeses, olives and bread lads

Thinking about offer sheets.
Would you rather have Mitch Marner
Or Brayden Point?

i haven't even been to 4 leafs games in my lifetime

Absolute state of this casual

>liverpoop getting dabbed on last year and this year
>muh refs
>stale
lmao at u

the only people at leafs games are the casuals

stamkos had 4 healthy seasons before he started getting injured. he had a 50 and 60 goal season before his injuries, and still got a smaller contract than matthews who has only played 1 82game season in his career and doesnt even have a 50 goal season. he absolutely took the retard twinkgm to the bank.

leaf tickets are expensive, if i could get a seat, a beer and a hotdog for $9.99 too i'd go to every game

Grab me a pack of calabrese and a double shot espresso short pour

Lads remember that buffalo winning streak

marchand has the best contract in hockey desu

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i hate it when titties sag and point outwards and it makes a triangle in the middle

povertyball game starting soon. we need to remain active.

next year they will be good? RIGHT?

>new boss offers seats to the game
>"only 180 a ticket"

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You got it m8
Prolly not

Oh shit you are right. gay

liverpool are the leafs of soccer

skeletons swedish home
youtube.com/watch?v=X3DrN7yJv2Q

what game?

>euro clubs are basically owned by fans
>tickets are under 50 bucks for pretty much every seat.

...Is this a ikea commercial?

BOTTLES AND CANS AND JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS AND JUST CLAP YOUR HA-A-ANDS

I GOT TWO TURN TABLES AND A MICROPHONE

Fug liverpool
Fug spurs
Fug raptors
Go bloos
Go b/ruins
>go knights(lifelonger)
>simple as lads

Fuggmane I love your mom... And Gran....

the weather outside is frightful lads

Soon

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Great post

lol

someone actually wants to overpay Karlsson

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but DUDE he moves the puck and scores points

Which logo will nucks use for new uniform...I prefer hockey stick and rink logo

the 90's one. waffleskate is aesthetic

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Uironically prefer their current logo

throughout history, the canucks have had the worst logos imaginable

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but they need to celebrate their 50th anniversary 9 years after their 40th!!

desu, they should go back to their WHL logo to prepare for the rebirth of the Canucks/Totems rivalry.

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Fun fact I just learned: chick fil a can only be found in Calgary in Canada

johnny canuck is a good logo

good idea

Atleast we can all agree the nucks yellow / orange / brown was the worst colour scheme ever employed by a hockey team outside of Florida or California

Back from the deli lads

canucks frens, while searching for Totems stuff, I also found this.

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just got a tornado warning lads

Are you kidding me I loved that logo

Ottawa?

tfw no philishave electric razor

Based Almighty God BTFO Justin

actually based

>tfw no based 60's-70's era WHL programs

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Xheattle Dickgirls

going to cub, want anything?

Just got home from the Italian deli I’m good lad

whatcha snag?

Can't wait to try this puppy out

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Big fat sausage

Salami, capicola, bunch of different olives, two or three kinds of cheese. Some sun dried tomates. Also got a nice loaf of bread to dip into oil. SHALL be snacking during the game

Windsor/LaSalle

shit, I thought it was a sandwich from the tomnail maing

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Looks like a clit massager

So do I

I can see why the Canucks were giving those away

sounds good.
smart choice waiting, the champs league game has been fucking boring.

Bs in 5. hail miroslav satan

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KAPOW

I also got a little dish of this artichoke dip I just finished off with some triscuits shit was so cash

does your dad know you are a raging faggot who watches povertyball?

fuug spinach artichoke dip is the goat cracker/chip topping

>Minnesota Wilds predicted in NES era
How long was the plan, Gary?

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>mad
>at sports

How does it work if you already have a penalty, then by the time the next whistle blows you've incurred two more?
When I get high I like to make sure I always have at least one so I can dump it deep then hang around the blue line until one of them goes to pick it up and I light him up from behind into the boards

Hahahahaha playing competitive chel one night and I was down like 3-0 and I gave the guy shit for taking advantage of me when I was drinking and he tore off about "you're a bad example this games for kids blah blah" shut the fuck up

I play for the name on the front of my jersey not the back lads

fucking idiot!

That's a logo on the front, not a name.

0 fights since ovechkin ko really lame gary

For me it's hockey

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No u
There’s a name within the logo m8

Not the ones that matter.

It’s just a beer league team user please relax

I SWEAR MAN I COULD HAVE PLAYED IN THE SHOW IF I DIDN'T GET IN A CAR CAR ACCIDENT

fuck, if it was me I would do anything to get my number and name memorable, it's all about the number in the back, the numbers I put up and the legacy I leave behind for nerds to drool over and Don Cherry can go FUCK ron maclean in his wrinkly ass

why are there no sumo-wrestler tier goalies?

Brodeur retired.

do we really have to answer this stupid question every week

watching soccer and shoving my penis into the backside of another man lads

BASED

summer is coming

Hi Finland :3

the way she goes bubs

AHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY, I BET YOU WEREN'T LAUGHING A FEW YEARS BACK FELLA, WERE YA NOW?

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Just had to restart my >chrome lads

Should I take the /nap/ pill lads

reminder not to spread invasive species this summer

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bruins lose tonight then win 3 straight cap this post dont respond

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boston getting sweeped tonight lads

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no, fuck naps

hello exploding knees-san

>motorcycle at shop
JUST

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Should've bought a Ruckus.

isles tbqh

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stop bullying kj

shoulda jsut did it myself even tho i'm no gearhead

rip

lads the divegass game is still 1-0

it's a fucking snoozer.
hokkie can't come any faster :(

or as the soccer community would call it, a "blowout"

>3 posts in a row about divegrass
>on /hoc/
what the fuck lads, who's winning game 3?

Gary

blues because they have home ice

You, the viewer

and games 4 and 5

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blues win games 3, 4, & 6.

cant wait for the surprises garys script has in store for us

Jets could sweep either of these shit teams

Blues, because Patrik Berglund

>mfw

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fug

Now that summer is upon us don't forget to stay hydrated out there /hoc/

just woke up

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FUCK SUMMER

oh shit something happened in the soccer match. Yea Forums is BTFO

C'est la vie

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not counting bruins fans, is there anyone who don't want the blues to win it?

shork fans I guess

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chiraqis

really hate divegrass lads

sweep in 5

If you attach anime to your post i immediately scroll right past it because there’s zero chance there will be anything of merit in it

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

stay mad lole

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stop talking about on /hoc/ then

Real Americans.

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>i get upset at pixels
but why

homosexuals

>93112935
Scrolly Scrolly

mommy and daddy have me on a strict viet-cong diet, I'm hungry laddos

why?

thinking that grease is probably worse than animeposters

you wack

>be a filthy communist
>starving
Pottery

why??

test

they cheer for their own kind

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it doesn't even relate, I was shitting my pants until yesterday

>hating on the rat
bit gay desu

I hope you have dysentery you godless fuck

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I don't know what I have actually

I probably caught something from the prostitute whose ass I 've been eating.

Thanks for your merciful thoughts you godful fuck

A. Don't you have a fucking job?
B. What's changed? You've always had that emaciated Dallas buyers club physique

does anyone care about blues vs bruins?

James loses jeopardy Monday

no, not really
>checked

I've been in offseason mode for a month and a half

i care more about them digits

>NESN playing Game 3 of the Canucks-Bruins series right now
absolutely based

personally? not at all
looks to be a great final though

I only care about those digets

Yep who you got tonight

>You've always had that emaciated Dallas buyers club physique

what? how would you even know?

I'm sick. Through my job I've paid for our rent, bills, what have you. But now I'm sick so they won't let me eat all the goodies in the refigerator.

And it doesn't change the fact that I'm hungry, fatso, it's called being thin, you should try it, you edmontosaurus

Yes

thinking about how /hoc/ will rule Yea Forums when we get the 99999999 get

hockey

>tfw want to go see Godzilla but don’t want to miss any memes in the game

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>soccer final
>catalog flooded with redditfrog
makes you think

>plan on getting loaded and posting in the game thread but just keeping my screen on the far cry pause menu and not actually watching the hockey
Devilish

just stream the game on your phone in the theater

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thinking about moving out of >my home state and moving in (You)r neck of the woods

Seems a bit haram t bh

We can slam kokanees and shoot guns and toss the ball around

just trynna help here

I don’t want miss Godzilla dabbing on faggots because Marchand did something gay

sounds good bro

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Blues

applesauce

>burgerman injured
ruh roh

blues are getting into the bruins head, and even without sundqvist I think they are better. and is dunn going to play?

cloudberry jam

>even without their shit 4th liner I think they're better

poopa rask

Imagine Missouri winning the cup before Canada

wow what's with bruins fans being trannies?

Literally the original sunbelt team

attempting to make bone broth, lads

It's called SOUP you fucking retard millennial

Yes

Good on ya lad

ehhhhhh not really

calm down rapeesh

Fook Bettman and his late games.

Are the Devils really stupid enough to not take Kaako? I'm really hoping he falls the my Rangers at 2

Dominosbro are you ordering from Gagan tonight

the devils need a winger so yes they should draft kakko

A Blues win basically means the Cup is back in Canada for an additional several weeks in the summer. How will the Americans ever recover from this?

It's a beautiful day you should be grilling not ordering pizza

>the absolute state of frogtreal
fucking ELEEEEEEEEEELMAO

James loses jeopardy Monday

The Cup won’t go to Finland over the summer
kinda grim

>ruins win the cup
>majority americans in american city
what will leafs spam to cope about this?

Okay that's quite based.

every hockey player that likes soccer is a soft cunt?

I will be posting in /cric/ for a week or 2 this summer regardless

What would happen if the Blues won?

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then patrick maroon is a great lad and won a cup for his city

>The Ruins best 3 players are 2 Canadians and a Finn
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

having a negress over tonight lads, shall be smoking weed and BLEACHING her while watching G*d's sport that is hockey

st louis will be etched on to the cup
i think montreal was the last canadian city? idk i wasn't born.

>ruins best players are an american, czech, and finn
hmm

post feet

You gonna kennel her between intermissions? Hockey's not for blacks

>came in a girl unprotected this morning
so what team should i have my son drafted to?

Absolutely disgusting.

>pretending to have sex on the internet
Get laid.

>G*d'

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>inviting one into your house

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imagine living anywhere near blacks
yikes

>nobody has sex ever
seek help user, projection is not a good coping mechanism.

well it's not my house it's my dad's
i will try but it's entirely possible shitposting here will be the last thing on my mind
what about all the blacks that play hockey though? i can think of a few

Have sex.

>getting your dads house robbed

twitter.com/NHL/status/1134942110757654529

>Those Nigger fucking whores, they play that music so loud!

how can you do both?

also, tell her to wash well before, you'll end up going hungry

unironically, I think /hoc/ is getting the most out of the whole Yea Forums and that says a lot about Yea Forums

is it the Devils cutie?

>86

bloos in 6

yiff in hell

based

She's not a typical nig. Speaks proper English, has a job, obviously doesn't hate whitey
I'll try to do the heavy lifting during intermissions and otherwise take it slow, have her ride/suck me during the action. And of course we both shower first

Why the fuck are you wasting your time justifying your sexual partners to some randoms on Yea Forums?

>She's not a typical nig. Speaks proper English, has a job, obviously doesn't hate whitey

jesus, if there ever was a proof that having a black gf/wife doesn't absolve you of racism, it's this post.
When you say "typical" you actually mean stereotypical.

thinkin about putting pucks on net

I think hockey sucks

(((they))) are already promoting race mixing in /hoc/
grim grim grim stuff lads

Shut the fuck up Gr****

>randoms

speak about yourself Gunnar, my uncle synthesised insulin for your lardass momma.

thinkin about getting pucks deep

>She's not a typical nig

Swept tbqh

t. st. louis

moved on from that

thinkin about ice, lads

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t. anywhere in the US

>watching non-elimination games
Just go do something productive... it’s not like you’re going to miss anything

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are you retarded

Where should Laine go?

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Well I never said I wasnt racist. She doesnt seem to be very find of the "black community" herself tbqh
Just having a chat with my fellow hockey fans
She's originally from Florida and knew about the Lightning but gives zero fucks about hockey as of now

Vancouver

To new york. That team could use some scoring, and imagine him with barzal

That low key sowjet union flag

Shut it negro

Home

any of those shit teams, who cares

has anyone ever actually had sex? i feel like everyone just lies about it. ive never seen any proof of anyone ever having sex

>tfw love in colder part of continent than 95% of Canadians
Kill me

Are the Blues winning the Stanlee?

You're a bit strange

Someone’s gotta keep the guidos in check

Why doesn’t Laine like Winnipeg?
Serious answers plz

your dad fucked your mom.
in her butt.

its cold. like fucking barren wasteland cold

most likely yes

>Well I never said I wasnt racist. She doesnt seem to be very find of the "black community" herself tbqh

you're contradicting yourself.

She just wants to be with you, you lucky bastard.

anyways, have fun and realise your head is full of shit, stereotypes are stereotypes either they are true for that respective group or they aren't. They are generalisations and this is how generalisations work, so don't kid yourself.

he is autistic and will not like any place

Shoo shoo not for you

>can you help me bring another compressor in the shop?
STOP BUYING COMPRESSORS OLD MAN. JESUS FUCK

it's true, Panos Katsoyannis, he died yesterday

RETARD ALERT! HE THINKS THE BLUES ARE WINNING THE LOMBARDI! LOL

Laine in blue and orange would look nice again

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>not Subban because they don't like his attitude
thank god

Does anyone like Winnipeg?

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>superbowl is "Lombardi"
>mlb championship is "penant"
>Stanley cup is just Stanley Cup
Why are all other sports so fucking dumb lads?

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Laine and trouba for Bulju, draisatl, 1st Rd pick
Y/N?

The Vancouver Titans

Maybe oughta lay off the sauce. But not now. Maybe next year

It's basically Oklahoma City, but cold.

GAS THE FINNS RACE WAR NOW

Blues in 5, cap it.

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Whites vs mutts?

I had to watch the boy in the striped Pyjamas once. It was fuckin stupid kike shit. I ended up just playing candy crush and drinking cough syrup. For like 4 classes in a row. Jesus Christ was that a long movie

Subban and his attitude on/off the ice is being mentioned a lot.. perhaps it wasn't the Habs coach/front office being 'stubborn' or whatever he said about them

Thought Laine would like Winnipeg as a city? Ohwell, doubt many teams would give up 3-4 1st rounders to overpay him

Karlsson will be very interesting to look at desu; Could see him going to the >rags; Canucks could be a potential partner for him too?

It seems almost certain that despite the Blue Jackets ploff run, the players don't wanna stay?

Time to boot of Hearts of Iron 4.

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6*
tactical loss for the glorious win at home.

I too am not smart enough to play 3

Sam

I’m on hard cider number 10 boys

i have never had sex

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Last Facebook post just hit 110 ‘Likes’ lads

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>having a normiebook in the Year of Our Risen Lord MMXIX

>mfw laine goes to kitties and is lined with barkov

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>all dat sugar
you'll be hurting soon

Personally enjoy Finnish posts and their hockey players

>laine/barkov/pulju
we are not ready

Laine for Hall and Hischier. Y/N?

I can’t even imagine the memes

I just came up with a new meme guys
>liverwurst more like liverBEST
thoughts?

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Laine/Zibanejad/Kakko desu

It’s how I can at least keeps up appearances of normality

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Boomer meme:
*mighty ducks picture*
*finland picture*
*blues picture*
Ask me about underdogs

deleted my normiebook account not 7 days ago lads

>not 7 days ago lads
what does this mean?

Ryan Oreilly’s brother looks exactly like Mac from Always Sunny, anyone watching this?

it's a figure of speech in the english language meaning "close to but within the last 7 days"

thinking i might watch hockey tonight lads

I haven't used zogbook since grade 8. Retarded boomer bullshit

thanks

thats why i stopped using it, my entire family joined and added me as a friend. kind of defeats the purpose

I've never had a fagbook account or even a twitter accound

>trouba out
>myers out
>tons of free agents
>laine doesn't want to play in winnpeg
>neither does probably the entire team
lmao sam btfo

boomer meme idea:

*pic of NFL players kneeling during anthem*
*pic of Boston PD cops during the bomb manhunt*
*pic of St. Louis police cops during the ferguson riots*
*Pic of anthem ceremonies during the SCF*
No kneeling in OUR sport

grandma loves tagging me in boomer fb memes lads.

The fish are about to neuter those boys tonight.

just blew my nose because i have a really bad cold and a lot of the boogers got in my mustache hairs very unpleasant desu

*likes*
*reposts*
Good ol boys still know

Get well soon

Could Bulju potentially be offersheeted too? Memes aside, who'd pick him up, and for how much a year?
Have a feeling he'd want to start fresh already

why do you post losers that didn't even make the playoffs? embarrassing

its got water in it

he'd probably get traded before that happens, soilers badly need winger depth and they'd be getting rid of one

pretty solid but substitute spanking it for some real intercourse and it would be way better

ufc has really gotten shitty in recent years. Bellator is better IMO

i doubt anyone wants him

>listening to boston sports radio
>caller: "yeah uhhh why isn't chris wagnah playin"
>host: "uhhh i don't know"
HE HAS A BROKEN ARM

you should fold the kleenex in such a way that it blocks your moustache hairs lad

I actually substituted spanking it for spanking it twice

sugar on a donkey? cause that's a sweet ass
:sunglasses:

:skelly:

hahahahaha

could you draw me a diagram

wtf why are they playing up the blues in this pregame!? NBC biased as fuck!

you know why user you just dont want to admit it

Should I get a hooker when I go to England?

Nah man you gotta hold it in your balls for at least a few days. that's where your mojo comes from baby

sure, if you want to get your dick sawed off by her snaggleteeth.

That shit is fucking worse than taking a shit while wet

>Boston gets Lil Nas X
>St Louis get this qt

Why is life so unfair

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no take a comfy train ride to eastern europe and get a cheaper hotter one

I've been seeing so many hotties dressing in skimpy summer clothes lately. And I'm hungry like the wolf. AWOOOOO

No but here’s a picture (nostril made visible for demonstration purposes, do not leave nostril uncovered while blowing nose)

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looks like a trap desu

what is wrong with her eyes. is she a demon

i see very informative thank you kleenex user

looking good, mate

semen demon

A semen demon, amirite

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thunder just shook my house lads

she looks like a semon demon haha

Fun fact: "The Hockey Song" by Stompin Tom Connors is actually based on the last time the Blues met the Bruins in the cup finals. The lyric "someone roared "BOBBY SCORED" at the good ol' hockey game" is about the goal Bobby Orr scored to win the cup in 1970. It's the goal where he goes flying through the air after winning the game for Boston.

They comin for you, boi

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she's a semen demon

And the thunder rolls. And the lightning strikes

Thats actually a pretty cool fact

being a John is about at beta as one can be

In gym class I used to cross check nerds in florr hockey. Bury them in the tarp and sucker em. Titty twisters in the change room. Kick them under the bleachers. Just hockey Chad things

based

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>he doesnt know

no you didnt

at this moment hockey was real

Bobby Orr? more like Bobby BORE

>yfw pietrangelo does this same exact move to win the cup

shut up, we all know you were on the receiving end of all that

>jon hamm and patrick sharp on the same desk
too handsome

it still blows my mind nobody wore helmets in that era. Bill Masterton died when he cracked his skull open on the ice only 2 years earlier and players still didn't want to wear helmets. Craig MacTavish was still playing in 1997 as a veteran and he refused to wear a helmet.

got some great posts im gonna share throughout the game tonight, lads. stay tuned.

Would you like to bet? I got kicked out of every gym unit that wasn't hockey football or dodgeball

Hockey prior to the Islanders cups is absolutely cringe and is an entirely different sport
I look back at those “highlights” of the stars in legit embarrassment

Truthpost

fuck off ted literally nobody wants to see your nasty nigress

a different time when men were tough and hockey was pure

The rule was that after 1979 if you were drafted, helmets were mandatory, but if you were drafted before that it was optional. Mac was the last of them

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

that was me posting about the negress, she'll be here in like 5 minutes. see you guys later

It was a lot more defensive oriented with big violent hits and players smoking darts on the bench. Goalies were a lot shittier because the equipment was a lot worse. The pads in those days were made of leather and stuffed with horse hair. The pads would get heavier as the game went on and they got wet. It was a lot different in those days

boomers in the nhl?

old time hockey was good, but modern hockey is better IMO. It's faster paced and higher skill. It's not just goalie pads that have evolved, sticks are a lot lighter and grip better nowadays allowing players to score way crazier goals

90s hockey was the perfect blend of pace, skill and grit
modern hockey has lost all its grit

It was a lot more common in the old era. Gordie Howe played into his 50s and had a head full of white hair. Jagr played for a long time in the modern era, but most players now retire in their late 30s

get to work cuck, make the new thread.

I agree, 90s hockey was an excellent period. Some of the early 00s were awesome too

thinking of bringing this thread to 800+ posts

next

Don’t think I’m gonna drink tonight lads because it’s bad for my mental health

that would take the ordinary poster 300 minutes

you underestimate my shitposting abilities

but its good for your mental health in the short term

take care of your brain first and foremost. you only get 1 to last you a lifetime

and now the Oilers are paying for it LMAO