/cric/ket World Cup AFGHANISTAN vs AUSTRALIA

Murali reminds me of that untouchable from Lagaan

the virgin cricket world cup

the Chad Jimmy Barnes rage playlist
iview.abc.net.au/show/abc-nsw-live-stream/video/LS1802H001S00

BASED

>only 10 teams
>Half of them can barely manage to get more than 100 runs

How competitive is this gonna be, really

tik tok is based desu

your love is my drug is an eternal banger

wtf lel

i have no idea which thread is the right one

based CLT

Top kek

to be fair he made this thread before you.

Sebbo CURRENTLY fuming

onions af

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this is the thread

guys can i make the next thread pls?

In the spirit of friendship

I've noticed something, put a girl int he OP pic and you get a bunch of newfags show up
Food for thought if we want to expand /cric/s influence over Yea Forums

if i was agirl my life would be successful

I will remove the other thread two mins

the best is to just make a game thread with a girl in the op. a lot of people will avoid generals theyre not familiar with (ie they browse) so even if people have a passing interest in cricket a lot wont visit the threads because its a general.

fuck off sebbo you fat amerimutt nigger
kill yourself

no

post bobs

Sebbo on the ropes

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Well maybe I will anyway

>4.16 RPO

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BASED FUCKING FINCH

god it's gonna be a steamroll

What's the first match that's actually gonna be close

racism outside of b, see you in 3 days. Take some time to cool off big boy

Since this match is all but over, help me get my dick wet /cric/

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redpill me on Virginia Beach

glad you cant get players sent off in cricket

>RR 10.00
gg

finch is fat

> larping as a jannie
lmao

KEK warner almost out second ball

>those feet
ABORT

ok, *pisses on you*

So is your dads cock

>larping
>he doesn't know

based yank with the mindgames

>those feet
Is she missing a toe?

oh christ yeah I didn't notice because I'm not a footfag degenerate. I think she's missing a toe?

bit gay

so true

do you get banned on sp for just saying nigger?

It looks like she is. I mean she's not bad apart from that but damn

>maiden over

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As if that would factor into your decision at all. Like literally who gives a fuck about a missing toe

Sebbo bans you

R A M B O

i havent in ages desu but i dont say it much these days

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frightening amount of off topic posts here lads

warner looks like he wants to bat the entire innings

Think of the positives. You could probably fuck that gap.

BASED fucking finch walloping these

Yes believe or not, being racist in 2019 is just stupid so see you in 3 days

WAITONWAITON

OUT

BASED Warner making Finch do all the heavy lifting

Reckon we've worn the jannies down so they don't care about off topic posting any more

>Gold Coast Gal
Yeahh nahh

oh noes

>be me
>just past midnight
>comfy in bed watching ICC grig
>tv tells me the grig doesn't finish until 3:49am
>snapchatting with a qt who chicks I'm "hot as lol"

feels good lads. If I can make it we're all gonna make it.

looks like a starfish

decided I literally don’t care who wins the divegrass so won’t be watching it

not convinced

should i watch the wogball? its 3am for me. how long is a game anyway?

i have never watched a single game of soccer in all my life. not even when the world cup was held here

no

no

feeling confidence with this

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BASED

I love playing soccer but barely watch it myself.

finch in impeccable form lads

soccer is a game for poor uneducated people.

Last 2 digits of this post is rashid khan's real age

fucking BASED. same here lad ive never watched wogball before. never been even remotely interested in it

have only watched 2 games of deanoball in my life and they were both massive memes

WarnGOD

Being a contrarian peasant doesn't make you cool

WALLOP

Probably sandpapered his bat

Is there anything more cringe than people proud of the fact they don't watch a certain sport?
>I've never watched jamaicaball, not even ONCE.
ok do you want a medal?

wew

how the fuck is it contrarian to not watch a sport that no one in australia watches

> H-hey b-big strong foreigners, g-guess what? I don't care about your s-sport? Aren't I c-cool?

have literally not watched a second of rugby union since the last world cup

neither does being a wog

this is fucking cringe

is england going to win the tournament

only watch cricket , tennis and snooker

snooker
strange

Rugby Union? More like Rugby Onions

I've watched more games of soccer than rugby in my life. Still fewer than 10 though.

BASED

have never watched a second of any sport ever, only the finest text commentary for me

NIGGER

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ok, this is patrician

>Afghan field position
JUST

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Radio commentary is the patrcian's way of following sport
If you can't simulate the match in your mind you aren't intelligent enough to be watching in the first place

honestly reckon this is the funniest Yea Forums post ive ever read

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looks greek

radio comms television visuals

LMAO finch is so fat that ball did nothing

I am greek

it's alright with mates but that's the extent of it
rather kick the footy around though

soccer is just a fundamentally shit game, not as bad as basketball but it's pretty shit. can't fathom enjoying a game without any kind of physicality to it
compare soccer to this
youtube.com/watch?v=uPIQ7vLJYIA

why does he yell

thank you based alexander

What do you do about the delay?

He looks permanently confused.

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hes a real sports fan

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he'd be close to it

reckons he watched and remembers watching the 92 world cup on tv
I'm 25 and I wasn't even alive when that was on

shoo shoo poo poo

there isnt a delay you can pause it

> AFL hit compilations

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Why the fuck is warner so loud

Shut the fuck up

not contrarian at all lmao you'll find most Australians share this opinion

for me

cricket
aussie rules
golf
union occasionally
cycling occasionally
tennis occasionally

afl is quite shit also

i have a greek name :( yanni

so true. the only sport more fundamentally shit than soccer is basketball.
baseketball is so fucking trash it actually makes soccer look like test cricket. i cannot FATHOM how anyone could watch basketball

>Yankees
>Raiders

WAIT ON WAIT ON!!!!

and cricket sunglasses

>Why the fuck is warner so loud
He's australian

not really

it's not a deep sport, but I think as a spectacle nothing comes close to it. footy players are probably the most athletic of any ball sportsmen too, the fitness requirements are ridiculous

hear the drummer get wicket

I was expecting this as the music: youtube.com/watch?v=iSpQKRCndXQ

> AFL will NEVER have a moment as kino as this, ever
youtube.com/watch?v=rhM1t0XyB08

the AFL is shit, but the sport aussie rules is very kino,

no flow, no rhythm, no depth, no buildups

it's the most american sport ever I reckon, all flash and no substance whatsoever. it's all about looking cool and that's it. not even a team sport really

basketball isn’t a sport

last year's grand final

imagine following a sport which is played by 95 black people
not for me

qrd on afl rules?

warner yer fucking shit

find the thought of bumming a bloke extremely strange

>female commentator

Whos idea was this

state

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> comparing a competition which is ostensibly about which suburb of melbourne is the best against the world cup
I admire your delusion

unironically the most athletic and best sport on earth. PLEASE watch our sport
youtube.com/watch?v=JirTw6MLblY

numale

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atherton really is just a discount nasser as far as commentary goes

rugby and gaelic football derived, but quite different

>full contact
>can't throw the ball, either have to punch it out of your hand or kick it
>catch a kicked ball on the full and you get to stop and have a kick or play on
>kick it between the big post - 6 points, kick it between the small post and a big one - 1 point

if you move to freo, you'll have to watch it m8 it's huge here

who are these fellas?

i'm not even from melbourne and i care more about which suburb of melbourne is better at afl than which country is the best at soccer lmao

Whats the best beer in Australia?

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thank you for your opinion nigger-kun

yeah because you're from some backwater hick town with an ice epidemic

depends on the state

camera man completely loses the ball kek

You guys are so fucking lame.
Right up there with people who think not watching any sports is a personality

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BORINGGGGGGGG TAKE SUM FAKIN WICKITS

kek you are fucking seething wog.

>soccuck trying to bantz
come back when you outrate the wbbl

>being this obsessed with poorupeeans and south americans

just imagining sune luus on commentary desu

t. Darren "Dazza" Darrenson

why are you gay?

just imagining Sune Luus getting gangbanged desu

pls stop with the racism this is a blue board

notice how soccer fans will never defend the sport on its merits, they'll just spout some shit about europe

>block the ball
>clearly no run on
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sune luus gfe ASMR - sexual -

I was in bristol working recently, pretty based place. Had some lunch in this street food place under a roof and then got drunk on a boat, apple or something. Decent ciders.

just wait on yeah?

what the FUCK does wait on even mean

alright homosexual-kun

are you the guy pretending to be a lawyer?

love english cities and villages Tbh, extremely comfy

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have been to Bristol once, thankfully didn't see Sebbo while I was there

yes, he's a complete faggot.

No sir, I think there are multiple sebbos on here - I just try to keep my mouth shut most the time.

yeh i know it pretty popular place and the square opposite especially when its nice weather

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAIT ON
WAIT WAIT WAIT
NO!
WAIT ON!!!!!!!

omeen dar is looking old

Yeah nice place - went to other bars but can't remember most, kongs maybe? that was cool. Lovely city

>17(32)
BASED thank FUCK we rushed him back into the team

Never gets old.

for me, it's Bath

does bristol have a lot of them (you know who i mean)

Not based

haven't even seen KHAN yet, these cheating faggots are done!

gtfo

user, this is a blue board.

MODDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

why do they look plastic

Cute fannies

not compared to the other big cities
but more than the rest south west

why are cricket stream to find? or am I just not looking in the right places.

if I want to watch an MLB game I can pick from 10 different sites, many have no ads, and all consistently no loading 6Mbps. am I just spoiled by this? I don't watch other sports.

a preference for hairless women is a sure sign of a predilection for the underage

reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

based

>why are cricket stream to find

reddit cricket streams

Just go to /r/cricketstreams and follow the blues clues

WALLOP

is this a new gimmick or has Warner always shouted like this? I don't remember this

am I retarded, first place I checked. none of those are links am I missing something
hard desu

yawn

who pioneered the business idea gimmick

Edinburgh is based too, for some reason I visited Hull too and it was petrifying

you need to go to /r/insectsenthusiasts
open a link to a game you want to see
change the URL to read ceddit

Yeah it was me mate

OOOH

Read the update sticky

>WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER >WARNER

What do you suppose Chad is doing right now, lads?

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/brit/

thank you friends

probably working on his inswingers

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fucking my imaginary girlfriend lol

watching the cricket I'd imagine

This actually looks good, I wish it was popular in U.S.

sandpaper men in the flats kek

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>20 (40)
Ah yes

>bringing on rashid when the game's already over
yeah good one

Warner is a mongoloid, I'm a cricket casual but that cunt has such a punchable face I swear, for he gets Hughes'd

listening to pavement and posting on the cricket general of an anime website

nothing much

BASED fucking finch lads

your mum lol

*cries*

*goo goo gahhh...now KP... that was a REAL ENGLISH batsmen*

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Well this game is well over

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why think about him when he doesn't think about you, or anything?

Ratshit Cant getting Alpha'd

NO!

Will bangladesh v saffers be closer or another one sided affair?

one sided, bangladesh are shit
India v South Africa should be alright, unfortunately there's just a lot of one sided match ups so far

south africas bowling attack will fucking decimate them

>bangladesh

If Saffers don't win in blowout then they're weak af.

i like the look of finch's wood

Gods... I hate memehit

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are things really that bad lads? maybe not

Must be so comfy to live in those apartments and come out to watch some cricket in your balcony.

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Would rather watch Cricket on an illegal internet stream on my phone in my bed at 3AM on a Sunday morning

imagine taking a second out of your life to reply to a fat mutt

deano would love doing this I reckon

not sure desu lad
england at best play there once a year
gloucestershire are shit

god david warner is so fucking trash lmao
thank FUCK we have finch to carry this

>watching legal internet stream on hotstar
>1080p with no ads

This is the way to watch cricket.

best scenario would be being mates with someone who owns one

why the fuck is this commentator sucking Warner's dick when he's been shit so far

And what's with his shitty run rate? Doesn't he know >we need to chase this down quickly so I can go to bed?

ohhh he’s bowled him with an absolute pearler. What a gem of a delivery

absolutely perplexing isnt it

Fag

looking good mate

FUCK OFF

>FINCH
FUCK SAKE

question: how important are the domestic leagues in cricket? i know the india one is really popular, but are the australian/british ones all that big? i tried clicking through some of the domestic british club websites and i was expecting something more commercialized like the premier league

Gulbadin is a Chad

BASED, Poolapse triggered by Warners shoddy SR inc

the big bash league is popular but no one actually cares about it. international cricket (test cricket specifically) always matters the most

this would be the perfect time to show the sandpaper men but no
we are not allowed to upset the aussies

Lads this is where it crumbles, they keep warner in while he keeps eating balls and spin out every other batter in succession

I'm watching the cricket with you m8

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did absolutely no study today

>Usman khawaja

Quintessentially aussie

why not downer

Dotner

how the FUCK can afghanistan's wicket keeper be so overweight? it's like the most athletically demanding position
how on earth

state

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T20 leagues are big
first class ones are not. they're impossible to commercialise and there's too strong of a tradition for people to stomach that. they're only really followed by cricket autists for the most part

international cricket is I suppose the equivalent to a sports league for cricket

Wasim is honorary Aryan

grim
BBC radio coverage on lad? chuck the telly on mute and listen to Blofeld

Just did a fart that sounded like it was saying Aaron Finch,

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

imagine being in afganistan seeing that

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we MUST show them respect or something

makes sense. thank you

yeh i have just makes me laugh everytime it comes up

>warner hitting a boundary
hoyl FUCK

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FIGHM_FklBY

Reckon sebbo would have this guy’s number

"they have done their time"

just did a big jade dernbach

Afghanistan's a really pretty country though. Just a shame it's full of Afghans.

that guy is actually pretty cool desu. i like watching his videos

they're dickheads and deserve what they get, but it comes across as a bit cringey a year after the fact and it's almost always lazy banter attempts

the Afghans should start yelling "wait on"

That fat cunt jogged after the ball, could have easily stopped the boundary.

saw is strong and actually likable though to be fair.

Afchad vs Ausvirgin

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We don't tolerate racism in /cric/.

remember the whole broad not walking thing
and now they are telling us not to boo them

literally looks like a wog

>yeah apparently we had infrastructure before the CIA destroyed us to continue their opiate monopoly

Or allahu ackbar

no one remembers that people just think broad is a cunt
that was all lehmann though, don't think langer would have done that

Except anti semitism of course.

broad is a fucking CHEAT

redditstralia

WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

what do u consider semites? jews and arabs?

And he deserves boos for it.

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seethegland

I used to like Trescothick i hope he is feeling happier these days

>Cheating cunts not deserving ridicule until the end of their careers

Lazy banter or not, you know it still makes them butthurt to have that hanging over them

reading about cricket while watching, how the fuck did don bradman average 99

Shitting on religions is totally fine, just not race.

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as I said, I think they deserve it

>afghanistan fielding

statistically the most dominant sportsman of all time

by cheating

champions league starting soon

for FUCK sake can they score these fucking runs faster man i want to go to SLEEP

Like an hour and a half from now

this

fuck off deano

No idea. Its not like others were close to him even the rules of cricket were more facilitating to batsmen, but it was quite the opposite. Back then cricket was far more favorable to bowlers.

Frequently batting for the red ink. It's a very selfish approach to cricket and, consequently, he's vastly overrated by those who fixate on stats.

got to watch the full buildup show

what the fuck is up with these god-awful horns holy fuck

>still pretending to be two different posters

grim

Sebbo is growing stronger by the day

need New Zealand and India out of business

go post in one of the million other threads dedicated to this you smelly nigger

oh my god hurry uuuuuuuuuuuup

what does batting for the red ink mean?

Npc the sport

Had another based shower

god david warner is a fucking joke

the WK is so shit lol

He's fat

i dont understand how he can be so overweight man. how the fuck could he expect to have the agility and mobility required of a wicket keeper

what's he crying about here?

Batting with the aim of being 'not out' at the end of the innings.

does it make local news when an indian has a shower?

Where else can you put him the field? Just have him as a permanent 1st slip?

the quality of your posts fatguts

>Warner 50 getting boo'd

Why?

how doesn't he just automatically lose weight by having to do all the training and shit? if you're a professional athlete on a team just finding the time to be that overweight must be tough

showers aren’t particularly based.
They’re just showers. Like saying you had a based glass of water. Fuck off. I’m going to bed

did you guys miss the last year of cricket

>ausflag crying about quality in /cric/
top lel

>Spoonfeed me: the poster

shut up Sebbo

>triumphantly raising your bat from a half century off 74 fucking balls against afghanistan on a road on a tiny ground
fuck up warner

i suppose making him lose weight and look remotely like a professional athlete may be a stretch

Think a poo just slipped out my arse

(keep in mind i know next to nothing about cricket) isn't not getting out really good in test cricket cause there's no limit on overs?

Because England are pretty anti Australia what with the Ashes and and all that
Also Aus are pretty much the bad guys of cricket atm because of the sandpaper shit
And Brits are cunts generally when it comes to sport

I'm tuning in after years.

This is such as shit sport

is this americunt sebbo or not?

describes who wins the cup

He was caught cheating and later it came out he was encouraging and teaching his young teammates to cheat still allowed to play at a World Cup, ICC is a joke, other sports would have thrown him out, he got a 1 game ban lel

There's no point being not out when the rest of your team gets out and you run out of partners.

this is one day cricket, not test cricket

>Also Aus are pretty much the bad guys of cricket atm because of the sandpaper shit
no, it's because we're the undisputed GOAT and everyone hates us for it.

sebbo is a mod with a big lobby. He got all his pictures deleted from the archive too

i guess that makes sense
i know, i was referring to bradman and test cricket

honestly cannot stand steve the mong smith

honestly want him to have a career ending injury

something akin to the end of phil hughes' career

kek are you joking the aus cricket authorities tossed him and smoth to the sharks while any other team would have done a half-arsed apology and put them straight back on the lineup

oh i dont know why i thought you were talking about warner.

>cheat
>get caught live on TV
>get confused when fans think you're wankers

The mental state of you convicts is baffling

because when you close your eyes you see warner naked

Business idea: run a parallel ICC from North Korea/China

the world was waiting for something like this so they could appear less irrational with their hatred of us

I didn't say anything about Cricket Australia, the ICC should have dealt with it properly so they didn't have to step in. The original ICC decision was laughable and forced Cricket Australia to act.

The backlash from fans would've been far less if they'd just been given the same punishment as everyone else caught ball tampering.

All the maches have been one sided so far.

it's hilarious how the commentators are completely ignoring the boos

They did deal with it properly, retard. Ball tampering is a literal non-offense. Everyone does it and no one cares.

fuck me its already 4 in the morning
just win the match already cunts

cringe and bluepilled wagecuck

Yeah, fuck it, I'm just going to bed.

>Ball tampering is a literal non-offense

You read the rules mate?

i have a finals exam tomoz x

Business idea: legalise ball tampering

Ball tampering by some bowler picking at the ball with his finger is one thing, but this was literally taking sandpaper to it with the full support and instruction of the team leadership

Literally systematic cheating, as bad as match fixing

its a formality. everyone has been caught ball tampering, cricket australia is jsut the only board with enough credibility to do anything aobut it. the fuckers we were playing against had been charged with ball tampering THREE times in the past year.

Business idea: Ban business ideas.

this is tantamount to communism

oh my god would they PLEASE hurry up man fuck SAKE

>people don't like us
>let's cheat to win them over

Prison IQ

name one instance of ball tampering that has gone unpunished

Murali was a chucker

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Will there ever be a day where sebbo is welcomed like a brother on cric

eyes closing
bodily functions shutting down
six more weeks of this because our timezone is shit

Why is shining the ball not considered ball tampering?

punishment like the idiot brit suggested? literally never happened outside of CA.

well the australian cricket board sure are fucking stupid then

I said booing his was justified because he's a known cheat, is that some sort of unfair punishment? Hurt his feelings?

agreed.

the grout guy lads

some bong was saying they should be banned for life. i dont care about booing lol

Was Faf booed? He's cheated twice.

>He's got the ability to go further if he wants to or some days he won't go as far

an excerpt of the incredible cricket commentary prowess of michael slater

Two girls are booing me while i blast ropes all over them
Hahah poor me hahahaha

I didn't say banned for life, some Americunt came and asked why they were booing poor Davey Warner and I said a lot of people are insulted he's back here for a World Cup after he's acted like a cunt towards England fans and players. I never said ban him for life

they should have their earnings from match fees reduced for life

No, philander wasnt either. neither was tendulkar despite being a fucking CHEAT and then having to have the BCCI buy the ICC out to bail him out

saffers tamper with the ball six times a match and act like dindunuffins afterwards

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faf is a handsome european man, not some convict. he deserves our forgiveness on the strength of his genes alone

Based commitment by Aussies still awake

Faf rubbed the ball against a zip and the spat on the ball, yes he was doing dodgy shit but he didn't have a team plan to stick sandpaper in his fucking arse crack so he could rub it all over the ball

prove it you son of a child molesting rolf harris cunt

faf is balding though (just like me haha)

IT WAS SYSTEMATIC!!!!!!!!!!

Personally I am supporting my Muslim brothers at this world cup

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Why do the aussie commentators keep sucking warners cock for this innings?
>ITS THE NEW WARNER
we've seen him play a test innings before desu

for me, it's Usman Khawaja getting out LBW to the spinner

Saffers are well known for rubbing balls on zips or using mints and suncream to mess with balls, you're a bunch of dodgy cunts. You aren't as bad as the whole team conspiring to cheat but your both disappointing colonial wrong uns.

Was he booed?

I don't understand it at all. some strange cognitive dissonance at play here

It's fine if you don't want to refute the fact that both are against the rules but one is pre planned cheating and the other is opportunistic.

nothing wrong with going bald. i have a full head of hair and shave it all off 3 times a year. fuck the shampoo jew

why do the coconut rugby players love Islam so much?

>Rambo hits khwaja on head, killing him on spot
>camera shifts to audience
>banner saying "subscribe to pewdiepie"

>not walking
>cheating

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>hurr durr australia is worse than south africa
cazzies dont even know about hansie

G'day lads.

did i ask you anything? fuck off

if you think faf suddenly just came to the realisation that he could use the mints in his mouth to shine the ball and decided to go along with it, you're fucking retarded. if you think he then after getting caught doing that did the same thing randomly with the zip on his pants then you're literally sebbo tier mentally deranged.

Probably was, not as much as Warner but it happened against Australia so you tell me.

'Cheating' to lose is not as bad as cheating to win.

reminder that Hansie was MURDERED

You're implying that's the same as having team meetings about cheating and having the captain and vice captain give sandpaper to a young player so he can do the dirty work while they keep their hands clean. Thankfully Smoth was too thick and spilled it all.

Who gets motm?

this but unironically

hansie was a genuinely nice guy, not a bad bone in his body

A tiny strip of sandpaper

>repeatedly cheating is not worse than doing it once

>implying they would have stopped if not caught

Warner ofc.

i genuinely feel bad for him

expect he had quite a few bad bones after the crash desu

F.

anyone else reckon australia's high performance manger looks exactly like the bloke from hookup hotshots?

these horns are dire

>Smoth

Reckon the comeback is on lads

the collapse is here

>SMOTH
kek

the big meme

lol

Fuck me Australia have been boring, 35 overs to get here, they should have twatted those runs out in 25 at most

BASED FUCKING BIG SHOW

this commentator is implying Warner was more valuable than Finch because he stayed till the end. why are they fellating Warner so much holy fuck I don't get it

slow and steady wins the race sweetie

>Sky Sports saying Warner is as good as Kohli

Are they fucking high in the studio

>yfw they lose out on NRR

>Below England in the table due to NRR

Shocking display to be quite honest

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

Tipping Goatner to have an elite World Cup and Pissrat to be a hilarious flop

LMAO right? same intensity as Kohli. Kohli should be fucking ashamed of himself if he played an innings like that

i hate to say it but england looks like the team most likely to win after seeing the past games

England will choke in the knockout stages

unironically this. so fucking grim

Moved to the states for work lads, I havent played since I was a wee lad but I am looking ti start playing again.

I have never been in a sports club outside school, how do i go about it?

I don't fucking get it, the media have players they love to suck off but this is weird, he played okay, a very slow innings for him. I think his lowest score from 100 balls in ODI but he didn't need to dig in, he was against feeble bowling and finch proved you could smack them around. I guess they need a narrative.

>I guess they need a narrative.
"He can take the rough with the smooth"

Don't know if I should beat RDR2 on PS4 or watch CL final now. Help me decide lads.

Can't wait for another display of drunks running through the rain and vomit-soaked streets as the team drive past on the top of a double-decker.

They are trying to build up hype for the Aussies

Unless India magically learn how to bowl

ive never played cricket and wanted to try so i looked at local teams/leagues, it's literally 100% indians and pakis. had to pass.

i am considering watching the wogball for the Yea Forums memes honestly

"no"
aus and nz are way more of a chance than india

well no shit

as long as they arent fobs i dont give a fuck

>PS4

Go to your area on meetup.com and just search for cricket. You'll see pick up games everywhere. They're mostly run by indians though.

Dat casual seething

may as well, no matter who wins the loser will be blasted into next century

I think the weirdest part is the way they're saying it. they say it with so much conviction as though the viewers are fucking idiots. like who actually believed Warner played an excellent innings?

look for "action cricket" leagues near you to get started.

what was wrong with warner's innings?

NZ are SA tier- some good players but too many okay players, India can bat fine, Australia are good on paper but from that viewing they just seem lacklustre, they should have smashed Afghanistan like NZ smashed Sri Lanka

he was okay, complimented finch well but finchy should be hetting more praise with his aggressive hits

Slow af. Nothing else.

why did it need to be fast when the required run rate was like fucking 3 and a half.

nothing. he did exactly what was needed

It was fine, against Afghani bowling it shouldn't be getting sucked off by the media, he should have been slapping it around like Finch, they're acting like it was a key decisive match and he guided them to safety. Australia B could have wrapped this up an hour ago.

It didn't, I'm not even complaining.

yeah i dont get why people are seething at that innings as if it was complete dogshit.
should be talking about smith rather desu

there was nothing wrong with it. it wasn't AMAZING like the commentators kept saying it was. it was a standard innings, especially given the scoreline and the RPO

Because it's a single table and qualification will likely come down to net run rate for at least one team

ye, this is fair

This

Also it's important to smash the shit teams to assert dominance, this was weak stuff

Top 4 will surely be decided by NRR, the Kiwi's know what's up which is why they made Sri Lanka their bitch

no, the top 4 will be decided by the points. they wont be decided by nrr.

NRR for tiebreak, I'm sure they will be a tiebreak situation in a single group of 10 format

youtube.com/watch?v=jDGDw4GWcf4

i fucking love this documentary series.

youtube.com/watch?v=mx2UpGG4JEU

this one is better. the song.

*vacuum cleaner noises*

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had another based shower

did you call guinness world records?

Boring match tomorrow.
Eng/Pak should be decent.

>domestic match
>decent

do you post online when you use a toilet too? or just showers?