/heem/- real euro hours edition

ET looking ass

I put down cheeky hunnit. $25k for $100 sounds like decent risk.

Another slavshit can flushed. Based Clark.

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Drown yourself Abdul.

You really think Gus is going to beat a black man

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I'd rather watch you drown in your own tears, my genetically defective shownigger friend. Don't worry, more snowniggers are about to be flushed today, so you'll get more opportunities to cry like a battered bitch.

He will have a 56% chance IMO

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OH NO NO NO

that's good enough for me

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lmao what a juicy heem

someone make a .webm

I'm sure you're packin a juicy heem bby, if you catch my drift.

where the fuck do I get a stream now that mmastreamz has been shut down? help ya boy out

Stream? leddit sites are down

discord.gg/98KXd4y

Did she just do some Muslim shit before getting in the cage?

no faggot it's muay thai shit. stupid mutt

Disgusting slags just hugging each other at the fence for the entire round.

12 bongs until this
You WILL be watching, I trust?

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is that Megan?
fuck she's taller than she looks

I watch enough cans fighting on the UFC fight night cards, I don't need to see more even shittier turbocans.

She's gotta be standing on a box there's no way she's anywhere near 6'5" lmao also isn't she married to someone who is like 5'4"

Jinh Yu Frey is /ourgirl/ Buddy

She's the Invicta 105 champ

>105

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What a shit card, main event is even barely worth watching

she'd kick your ass

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She'd fit between my fat rolls.

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hairy boy

youtube.com/watch?v=7Xnf5miWzQo

Why is Cody so autistic?

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karate thottie angling her ass to make it look big here

I have this eerie feeling that jonuz will lose against Santos, anybody else? Thinking about putting the house on it

Anyone got tips for a newfag for where to follow this. I want to see people getting heemed live

You can follow it by buying the PPV on ESPN.

reddit.com/r/MMAStreams365/

Jones is gonna slowly and easily dismantle Santos 99.9% of the time

"despacitoooo"

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cringe

I want me face in there

where do people go for streams now that leddit cracked down?

ESPN+

read the thread

reddit.com/r/MMAStreams365/

brendan blocked me bros ;_;

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stream anybody?

yes

y'blogbusser

igor pls

is there anything worse than europoor cards? both in terms of fighters and timezone

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Robbie is white/asian, right?

even the shit tier east asian cards are better then euro cards

Scottish/Filipino I think

yeah, euro cards are trash, but every card there is some regional fighter for which i root for so it's ok for us. also, fuck you and you gay timezone overthere.

mmastreampass

fucking disgrace, cheating mudslime "finn", my ass

awful match

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kurds are not muslim you dumb donkey

Makwan "Mr.Finland" Amirkhani

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>kurds are not muslim you dumb donkey

cpeди них ecть и мycлимы ты тyпoй пидop, фaмилию пpoчитaй, чepнильницa бeзмoзглaя

Just give me Gus heeming Smiff already

majority of kurds are muslims you fucking turd

"""""we won in ice hockey""""""""
>we

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sub 80iq monkey,do you think moose is moozlim too?theyre forced to change their surnames in i ran
well mr finland definity is not,you turk rapey babeh

found the fucking mudslime, guys.

WRONG!

AJMO RAKIĆU SRBINE MAMU TI JEBEM TO JE TO!!!!

why the fuck wouldnt ferg vs cerrone be a co main of a ppv or the main event of a fight night? that should 100% be 5 rounds

Thats a real good question especially when you have a card like today's where its mostly nobodies.

The Absolute State Of Bisping.

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>implying Roidmero will even see 1/10th of that payout

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>gus

Rakić vs Smith would be a awesome fight

SMIF
SMIF
SMIF

Can't hear the mic lmao.

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No better feeling than your boy winning

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RIP GUS
>RIP GUS
RIP GUS
>RIP GUS

OH NO NO NO NO NO GUS RETIRED

rip gus

I fucking knew it.

F

>The show is over guys

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so dc is the only good fighter jones ever beat?

What if Gus' entire career was just an intricate cuckold fantasy he and his gf can get off to. SWEDEN YES

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>roid away
>take tainted supplement so you have an excuse just in case
the smart way to roid

gus looked fat and terrible

Imagine being Gus and never winning a single big fight in your life and if you had just kept your foot on the pedal against Jon Jones you'd be considered a legend in the sport but instead you're just a fucking journeyman cuck nigger fraud ex-con.

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RIP GUS

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youtube.com/watch?v=Hl05kFaPq14

Another fighter #broken by #bones.

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pretty sad desu gus has always been solid and he gave us pretty good fights

thanks gus

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"The show is over"

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>the show is over guys
it wasn't worth watching anyway

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What would you give that retirement out of 10 lads?

what did you expect? the only fight he ever looked good in was against a bjj guy that only had an overhand

I turned it off after the finish, did gus say "the show is over" ?

It wasn’t supposed to end like this

2 syrians

He won't even get $100k from that. I've worked with a ton of supplement startups and they never keep money on the books. It's taken out of the company constantly for legal purposes and that money can't be recovered in lawsuits.

I invented Gus "The Bawler" Alexandersson.

LHW SMITH IS JUST THAT GOOD DOGGIES

>the curse of Bloody Elbow goes on

Seriously, go look at every Bloody Elbow staff predictions for every main event UFC fight so far this year. I'm pretty sure whenever they unanimously or near-unanimously pick one fighter, that fighter always goes on to lose.

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Tried to cut it so the fence cam didn't ruin the encode, didn't look great.

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Damn the manuwa/gus duo got btfo hard

jdimsa

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>every moment of training you put in for this fight will be a waste of your life

based jones

Hell yeah baby boy

Right now Chael's preparing his next video talking about what a tough bastard Lionheart is.

Favorite Gus moment? For me it's uppercuts vs Glover.

literally wtf was gus doing there? just awful

Friendly reminder that I called it

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Was making fun of him with a friend until I heard him talk and realized how heartbroken he was. The retirement sealed the feel

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>doubting Smif

For me personally? It's uppercuts vs Glover

>this is the guy who took down DC and Jon for the first time in their careers
Did he forget how to wrestle or something?

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>Round 2
Uh, no sweetie

beast of a prediction

He fucked up and tried reversing the takedown attempt into a throw. Smith snuffed it and Gus was fucked no matter what with him being on top.

Sucks, man, Gus will always be one of my favorites even if he was relegated to being a gatekeeper.

Rakic vs. Glover. Yea or nay?

Speaking for myself, gotta be uppercuts vs Glover.

Moose is armenian you dumb shit
Kurds are muzzies

How do you want your record senpai?

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WHERE IS THE STREAM YOU DUMB NIGGERS???

Is Maldonado still ticking?
Let's get Gus vs Maldonado

>dude just run away lmao

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BJ Penn me senpai

Gus stats:

- He has zero wins against opponents under 34 years old in the last 7 years meaning he only can win when he can bully his opponents with size and youth.

- His best win is "prime Jimmy Manuwa" which is a literal joke.

- His second best win is the "broken Shogun" win. Shogun would go on to get submitted by Chael Sonnen (LOL) in his next fight.

- Record of 0-6 against top 5 opponents. He's literally NEVER defeated a top 5 opponent even though he came close to beating Jones.

Gus was always shit all along. He's lost every fight where he couldn't bully his way to victory. He's the Tim Sylvia of LHW.

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>calls people dumb
>doesnt know how to find a stream
>doesnt know the event is fucking over
How retarded can someone be

desu he gave hell of a time for jones and cormier. he's tendered

at least i'm white

Slavs are not white you mongoloid

I put on several parlays this card and lost most by only one fight. Can't believe I actually bet money on a 39 year old Manuwa. I feel like such a goof.

You dont need to be black to be a retarded nigger.

>muh age
Irrelevant

>best win
Toss up between Manure who was good at one point, Glover, Jan, and Shogun

>. Record of 0-6 against top 5 opponents. He's literally NEVER defeated a top 5 opponent
literally not true, and he didnt come close to beating Jon

>Chael Sonnen (LOL)
>dissing Chael
GTFO

Gus probably wasn't going to get to fight Jones again even if he won, and Jones plans to defend to LHW belt for awhile instead of moving up to HW, so this was probably for the best.

Cringe

See you guys next week for UFC 238

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Who gives a fuck about this anyway. Next week is TONY TIME

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barrage of punches and elbows, knees and kicks

This is a card.

I was just wondering, who is your guys's favorite Ninja Turtle?

Thanks bro
Yeah..no. Read it again

wish one of jones opponents just roided to insane levels and ko'd him

fuck, croats are really dumb aren't they,thats what im implying he changed his surname to sound more iranian
fucking knobhead

Michelangelo

where's the foul mouthed bong

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i feel bad for gus for real. anthony johnson, jon jones two times and DC. someone in the UFC really hates the guy

Those apricots against Grover were for sure a beast chink but did you see the peach of a knee he landed on Manuela?

seething

Stacked
Glad tony is out of the mental hospital

Puke vs Smiff is the fight to make.

Post fight press conference live now
youtube.com/watch?v=vMIxwjsBaiY

i hate it when i'm right

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Only non can for Jon
take Walker shot right now

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Hey casual, you still there?

>6AM
>too late to go to bed
>too early to do anything
wtf do I do now?
How do you bongs live with this sort of schedule?

Raphael

based

>stacked
>5 wmma fights
uhm sweaty.....

WHO CAN STOP HIM?

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We arn't betas like you

you really have to stay up now or risk your schedule being fucked all week

gus' head thudding off the mat is quite satisfying

I’m here Jon

How the fuck is it too late to go to bed? Sleep for 5 hours and you are good. I do this every week and it causes no problems.

Eat a dick you terrorist scum
Hopefully putin burns down your shithole and the slavic muslim meme gets deleted from the history books ya manlet

Boomers

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>tfw didn't use power-napping before and after UFC event

Just wanted to say thanks to all our Eurobros who decided to watch UFC instead of the CL final this fine evening

Can't meme yourself out of this one brainlet

Did this dude actually break his hands and shit in fights or are those just excuses?

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wtf are you on about retard?im slav and yes i dislike assniffer kebab,just because you got absolutely BTFOd doesn't mean you had to retort to strawman

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is an MMA thread.

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yeah there is a good chance he broke his hand. did you see tony fergs face he was getting a beat down and start doing some meme barrel rolls for half the fight

Yep. I'm thinking he's back.

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Didn't the company file for bankruptcy BECAUSE they couldn't pay it? I'd be shocked if he gets 4 mil.

i humbly apologize
STILL REMINDER FUCK SPURS AND AJAX,THE GOAT Ronaldo died for this shittshow

studies have proven that those who sleep for less than 8 hours a day develop Alzheimers as they get older.

he didnt

>absolutely btfod
Lay off the vodka you nigger
frankly i didnt read ur comment i saw moos and muzz and thought you were bad mouthing my boy
Nobody cares about ur opinions

>Gus took Jones and DC to there limits
>Gus was never good
It's easy to spot the casuals.

Sry
The flag pisses me off
I never know whomst im talkin to

jones and dc were never good

oh nononononoon,i bet morons like you also "support" leverpoo
60iq faggot you care enough to reply to me lmao,fucking pathetic

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Sad for Gus but that's how life is. Smith will never give jones a competitive fight, he's not big or skilled enough and never will be. Jones is so far ahead of the pack, it's ridiculous. Gus vs jones 1 will always be his hardest fight and gus displayed his true abilities there, shame he couldn't finish. Jones apparently wants to continue at lhw for some time, aka the division is dead, bury it.

>the division is dead

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rakic has arrived

black*

Gus is going to be like that fucking BUM in that Christian Bale film, The Fighter, I think it's called. The BUM who always goes "REMEMBER WHEN I ALMOST BEAT SUGAR RAY"
That's what BUMstaffson will be like. "HEY REMEMBER WHEN I ALMOST BEAT JONES" and the people in the bar (he's prbably too fucking autistic to go to a bar though to be honest) will be like "who the fuck are you?"
Except that the BUM in that film was actually happy and people loved him because he was a based Mick who knew how to have fun. WHilst Gus is just a depressed little Swedish cuckboy, who will never grace the big screen EVER again. His future is raising his mediocre child in obscurity. By 2020 he will literally be forgotten.
I'm so fucking happy.

>more meat to the grinder

jones has still to fight Walker, Reyes and rakic

he needs someone from top 10 and 5 rounds 2bh

Maybe but can't say the division is dead until there are no prospects left.

to be fair he never really got back to form after the jones fight. it was pretty brutal. when your brain gets rattled like that its over

He destroys Rakic and Reyes and probably just takes down Walker and GnPs him. I want to see that fight though. Walker is a peach.

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Reyes lost to Volkan

how fucking bum is gus if he lost to a bum like smif

jones is too good lads, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. I know i have been disappointed too many times, just accept he's the goat at lhw. All i hope for is ngannou to sleep him at hw.

>Walker
>Rakic
>Santos

Jones will not beat all 3.

It's a new era in LHW.

I just fucking love how depressed he looked.
He could have been a legend; the man to beat Jones. Instead he is literally a nobody in a few months time. Fucking amazing. And he has some banging hot wife who he knows he has disappointed. She hooked up with him when he was a legitimate potential star, and now he is a fucking retired BUM with no income. God I bet she cheats on him. And I bet he fuckign accepts it ahahahaha

why all the hate? faggot hater

Even if Jones loses, he'll get an instant rematch. What are the chances Jones loses to one of these lightweights twice?

93110692

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I agree lmao but you know he's getting the title shot faster than volkan does again

Jones is a brainlet. If he loses once he's fucked.

Because he if a fuckign bum who doesn't belong in the UFC.
BJ Penn is a legit fighter. Keeps fighting even when shit gets hard.
Gus is just a little bum who gives up.

Jones fighting DC 100 purescent B after his done with Santos

LHW is such a dead division.

Now that manlet wrestlefucker has moved to HW, it's time for Rumble to come out of retirement and heem the division.

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Jones is male Cyborg

I wish i watched the ufc, this game sucks

wouldn't pass a usada test

JBJ needs to get on the PEDs again to make it competitive

He's just a heartlet

>Santos
He's going to have one round to beat Jones and only the first round. He's big and strong but not technical.

Jones destroys him.
Jones destroys all.

should i stream for heem lads?

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this is the final of the best 2 teams europe has to offer??

>Hasn't fought a single legit wrestler
>Hasn't fought past the first round
Oh for sure Francis Ngannou is a munster, fyoocher champ my man

nobody watches this gook shit

are you new?

lmao this

Gus is flushed

Oh fur sure b.

time for cockhold vs smif

>Miss us yet?

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I’m sorry you got btfo, it happens to the best of us.

>What is grappling

Rumble ended Gustafsson's career.

nope
only weight

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>Liverpoo might actually win

>Jones is a brainlet
literally and unironically the smartest fighter in the yoofsie, i bet youre a dc fan

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>people forget i'm a blackbelt
your blackbelt doesn't matter when jones is 5x the fighter in every area and is sends you turtling up in the middle of the ring like a 10 year old boy.

I guess

webm of gus tapping?

This.

Woah there buddy. I don't like jones and have wanted someone to stop him for years now but he's the smartest fighter in the UFC. There's plenty of talented and skilled fighters that have lost because they made a stupid mistake that cost them the fight, jones is fighting to near perfection every fight and also improving. He dismantled smith without any effort.

The way to beat Jones is to rush him at the start.

Jones is actually a slow starter but people don't realize it cause he throws a lot of fakes. Jones likes to time his opponents before he commits to strikes.

HE DED

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In many ways manuwa KO'd Rakic

>this time!!!

Smif won the fight but Gus won the story by retiring

Literally never been as lively in years

Surely Gus will win the rematch? O-Oh no? Well don't worry lads, le ebin Smif will end the Jones meme! N-No he lost too. S-Santos? W-Walker? Um, R-Rakic?

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>Nog
lol

WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES
STAY
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAck

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Bate Yoyo

Who did Gus *ACTUALLY* beat?
Hint: No one.

For sure that worked real well for Lyoto

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He legit rocked jones for the first and probably only time. that's why jon killed him dead and dropped him like a sack of shit

Rizin KINO when, lads?

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>What's Gustafson Vs Jones I

I was going to put "inb4 JBJ" but I didn't think anyone would be retarded enough to say what you said.

>He legit rocked jones
Nice meme

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ofc desu ne

we are coming jonathan

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Who had the GOAT head bounce off the canvas? Manuwa is a close contender but vide related is my number 1.

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All of them flush Jones

>Le lost to VolCAN man

who was shocked girl? till's gf?

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The neck and traps on Thiago, what a beast.

you mean the fight where he got beaten in the 2nd round, did you not read my post?

>it's a "light" weightclass "GOATS" dodge their natty division and crash fodder for years
Yawn. Bare knuckle gonna end this semen slurping promotion.

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It's unbelievable how fake you can really BEEEEEE!!!

...like, you are are just SUCH a fucking POOSIE!

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>this is the man that's supposed to heem Jones for sure my man

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Tony Ferguson VS Brock Lesnar when by the way?

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1st one is a bum,Volcan got robbed he fucked this cunt like a cheap whore
Not sure about the rest

Yeah exactly, I'm talking about the fight where one of the GOAT strikers tried to rush Jones in the first round, failed miserably, gassed himself, and proceeded to get finshed. I'm glad you can keep up

Some cunt

Santos was struggling to keep up with Eryk Anders and Anders has terrible cardio I can't imagine him being able to go 3 rounds with the kind of pace Jon puts on people.

this fucking sport. how does gus lose to canthony smith and retire

Whats better having a small chance at the start of losing at the end?

Jon is always going to win the long game.

h-he hurt his groin!!

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he was literally never good.

How many bongs till rizin?

MW's continue to dab on LHWs

jones wrestlefucks him for 2 rounds then slaps this gassed hue around for the next 2. 4th round tko.

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luckily it looks like there's tons of new talent in lfw but goddamn

What I love about Gustfsson's retirement is this:
When he was giving his retirement speech, you'll notice that the area is already basically empty. No one gives a shit. No one gives a shit about you, you fucking bum. They won't even wait 5 minutes to hear what you have to say.
You retired to an empty arena, you pathetic little cuckboi. You have been forgotten BEFORE YOU EVEN EXIT THE CAGE. And I fucking love it. Now fucking kill yourself you heartless bum.

Name 1 single good white fighter

>hey pussy you still here
>oh I’m still here jon

Fucking holy shit ahaha ahah I still can’t get over how naively Daniel walked into that one hahahah

t. Yea Forums user

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tfw too intelligent to fight

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>Thinking Gus would beat a black

What would be the Chad response?

Daniel Cormier

Fighting Jon is like trying to figure out chess as a kid, like it’s amazing how lost everyone looks against him. Every move you make is met with a near perfect response

Wait so why did we think Poostafsson was ever good? Because he lost a decision to Jones 6 years ago?

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Hi who has the photo of all the light heavyweight prospects?

That's not Johnny Walker

Had him winning against DC. So it is now confirmed a victory since I am right.

"turanubol"

>shaming a psychopath
good luck

>turanubol
retard

Saw some Asian guy st the grocery store and asked him if his name was Jamal. He played it straight and acts like he didn’t know what I was talking about and just said “no”. I couldn’t stop laughing

>Hey jon, is your legacy still there

He was robbed against Jones but then Rumble permaflushed him.

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Reminder this goddess is headlining UFC Sacramento

Unironically, pause for a second, then say:
>oh sorry jon are you talking to me?

I mean, anything but “oh yeah bro I’m still here haha” like a high school virgin

All Daniel had to say is “Fuck off nigger”

"I will rape your eyes cunt"

RIP his career if he did that

Rakic
Walker
Reyes
Cutelaba
Rountree
Smiff again
Oleksiejczuk
it's making a resurgence

Visualize the scent(s).

t. uranibol

It’s been a while since jons gotten a clean finish, looking forward to him heeming a gassed santos

>Cutelaba
OH NO NO NO

DC and Gus in the last 3 fights retard
>but muh groin strike 42 seconds in
watch carefully and you'll see it landed on his inner thigh, didn't even graze the cup
gus didn't even take 1 minute let alone the full 5
he looked faster even in the 2nd round and his movement was the same until the oblique that landed late in the 2nd round

keep trying

Rate next week's card:

Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes
Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye
Tony Ferguson vs. Donald Cerrone
Jimmie Rivera vs. Petr Yan
Tai Tuivasa vs. Blagoy Ivanov
Tatiana Suarez vs. Nina Ansaroff
Aljamain Sterling vs. Pedro Munhoz
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Alexa Grasso
Ricardo Lamas vs. Calvin Kattar
Xiaonan Yan vs. Angela Hill
Bevon Lewis vs. Darren Stewart
Katlyn Chookagian vs. Joanne Calderwood

There are 5 WMMA fights we can do picks just for them

cringe

Solid 8/10

seethe more

moraes, tferg, yan, lamas, and bevon are free money

smif vs walker?

absolute chadette

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valentina is -2000 and tatiana is -1300

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such a good lad

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fuckoff jones acting like he gives a shit about gus

he's a phony piece of shit

I have to wonder if Cowboy can win via headkick, (when he feints a jab, opponent uses head movement and goes straight into cowboys shin) but he generally can’t set it up early enough for it to matter against a guy like Tony, who’ll back him up the entire fight, and likely either finish him or gas him out for an easy desicion win

Can't help but respect the GOAT.

Cowboy's best bet is to find the control codes for the electronic chips hidden inside Tony's body.
But he's too much of a dumb hick to even consider something like that.

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>Heh, just knuckleheadedly hit and run a pregnant woman
Can’t help but love the champ

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The butthurt is going to be incredible when Cowbum finishes Tony like it's nothing

you should try this sex thing sometime

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>muh pregnant woman

reddit is your place champ

>Yeah you're lucky I'm here and not there Jon because I'd slap you up.

How are people so gullible when it comes to fake humility?
Look at his actions, not his words.
He's a dishonest fuck in both lifestyle and fighting style.

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>running from an accident you caused
you're not a man if you do this.

I REFUSE.

For sure he should have just stayed at the scene as a black man with weed in his car. He totally would have been fine.
>B-But she was le pregnant!!!
Shut up you virtue signaling cuck. He didn't know she was pregnant, and it wasn't like he flipped her car over going 90 mph or something. It was literally a little fender bender. Stop being a bitch.

he was set up

he is continuously tested by god and prevails.
#blessed

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Nate's middle name is Donald lmaoooo

that's Nathan Donald Diaz to you motherfukker

I invented Alexander Gustapeeson

Michelangelo, of course

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Lmao gus forgot his gloves when he left the octagon, what a clutz

You now remember Poorone getting meme'd on by Canthony Shitpiss and Ate Diass

>cheats and gets away with it
>dominates all opponents
>bible verses
>good guy act down to a T
>you know you are watching a genuine masterclass any time he fights
>does cocaine during fight camp

Based.

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Because all celebrities/media figures put on an act for the cameras. You're just calling him fake because you don't like him, but chances are whoever the dude who you think is genuinely wholesome is also putting on an act.

Now that the dust has settled.

Smith obviously won the fight, but did he win the story?

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Nonironically rate Brendan Schaub's standup.

this

He won the story, but Gus won the war

bodybuilders look fucking retarded

>Jones
Soul
>McGregor
Soulless

Too shitty to even watch more than 15 minutes.

what if jessica eye wins

Which actions of his make him a bad person? Preferably his recent actions as opposed to dumb shit he did in his 20s. I bet you'd look like a dick too if every dumb mistake you made when you were younger was put in the spotlight.

He puts his faith in Christ so he's the fighter for me

From a fight standpoint? Yeah, he won. But it was very clear that he was losing the match until he won. Hard to tell who won the story of the fight.

Anything could happen in the UFC Octagon™

El Duckuy can suck a turd straight from my asshole tbqh. Needless to say I'd be very amused if old man Cowboy snapped his fucking spine.

Guys listen, put money on a Eye, Ansaroff, Grasso parlay. Easiest money you could ever make. You heard it here first. I’m only telling you this because I consider you all friends. Bet everything you have on it.

It definitely wasn't Gus

dyel cope

The only thing people can cite is his hit and run, which is completely understandable why he’d dip the scene if you’ve seen the body cam footage of a cop harassing the fuck out of him one time.
And his ped use, which everybody, across all sports, does. Just look at the Lance Armstrong era. Lance pops and everyone shits on him, but legit every other guy in his last race has popped for something. So with that in mind, you have to believe that everyone Jon has faced has been on roids too.

And then you’ve got the fags who project onto dc so hate Jon for bullying him, which btw, wouldn’t happen if Cormier wasn’t such an over sensitive pussy

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who vote against their own economic interests

>2019
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied at school, mentally retarded, or both?
>b-b-but you die
So? was life a competition who lives the longest?
>you get addicted to it!
No you wont, if you aren't underage and able to smoke in moderation.
>it..IT COSTS MONEY
Who made you buy a pack of cigarettes a day, you fucking peat gavel?

>tfw chain smoking nearly 80 cigarettes a day (almost 4 packs!)

Anyone here manage to kick the habit?

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for an intruder to break into your home with the intent to rob and kill you.
Why the FUCK don't you own guns?
>inb4 bullshit larping about your bank vault home doors
twitter.com/punisher_bass
splinter.com
I STAND WITH WOMEN AND OTHER MARGINALISED GENDERS

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Saged, reported, hidden, called the Fertittas, called Dana White, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Ghostbusters, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI, called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Churchhill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called Bilderberg, called my neighbours, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

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Stfu frankie, they'd both btfo you and your meme punches

Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 385 million dollars from my grandpa who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am one of the richest motherfuckers on /heem/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now. Roll trips and get $100,000.

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I sleep 5-6 hours 1 day a week and 8+ the rest

Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.

Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.

They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways.

A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself.

A woman basically is a greedy materialistic prostitute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has created for himself.

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It appears that the legless wonder has decided to grace us with his presence once again. How'd you enjoy the fights today bud?

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Regrettably, my long-time girlfriend, Joanna Jedrzejczyk, passed away in a drug induced coma following a tree trimming accident several weeks ago.

I just discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand releasing them would bring joy to many.

So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets quads, I'll go ahead and dump them.

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Amanda Nunes, I will…

1. Lick the soles of her feet constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.

2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect ass and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.

3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her panties at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Amanda Nunes. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Billie really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

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spammy is an incel

I didn't even bother to read your shit because I find it amusing that you took time out of your life to do something no one cares about. Enjoy loser.

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /heem/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /heem/sters

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praying for sixes

>mma
>real sport

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Jealous that Derek is losing weight and you aren't?

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I got some black magic for your girlfriend

no one cares besides you. get a job or a gf you fucking bum.

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I wouldn't even be able to make it balls deep, my pathetic worthless self would nut instantly.

fucking hell her room is messy. why are they always like this. none of them clean anymore

>He buys the UFC narrative
Dumb goy

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That would be truly shocking if true

smif vs reyes next?

66 get

>having a sub-8 incher
gook

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lol I don't even have 6

>"J-Jones is a terrible evil person!"
>Why?
>"W-Well b-because he got into a car accident one time!"

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twitter.com/robinblackmma/status/1134931489441927168

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im sorry lad

you can use an add on. it goes over your unit and is hard plastic it adds at least 3 inches

hes not wrong

>Joe Rogan Retweeted

Would you even feel anything? Why not just use a dildo at that point?

what is this about?

pathetic

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just jelq lol, I started at 6.5 inches now I'm 8 inches after like 4 years of doing it

Found the picture I was looking for.

heh... that all you got?
watch this...
NIGGER

Ugly panties to bh

damn she really needs to shave, still qt tho

>she

youtu.be/K9UEY3ePAzo

This one I mean

don't (you) me cocksucker

Reyes is the guy I rate most. I thought he beat Volkan and he would beat the other 3 as well. Punished Jan was a guy I rated highly but he lost to Santos.

oh fuck,i missed the stupid fucking fights again

Reminder Gus beat Jones in the first fight 3 rounds to 2 and the judges stole it from him.
In the end, the score was 1-1

Next week's card finna be litty.

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Jones best win really got exposed tonight.

I agree it was 3-2 Gus if we're counting who won the story of the fight. Jones won that fight pretty clearly though.

You missed a heem of the year contender, you stupid fucking yank. How does it feel to not have fights suited to your exact timezone for once?

That moment when you tap you out of the entire sport

Smif exposes Johnny Walker

>losing to a gatekeeper

yeah I would have retired too

very much doubt that

I got banned on a Dota subreddit for jokingly saying "trump warned us about China" when the post was accusing the Chinese of instantly selling all the international tickets to shady resellers (because they were sold out instantly, and for sale on Chinese forums as well)

Doubt it all you want my man, Smif Era is here to stay

Gus was never the same since USADA came into the picture.

I'll say it because no one else will.

That wasn’t me

>Wake up
>Smith won
nice

watching the joshua v ruiz card
mma strikers have a lot to learn tbqh familia

i'm glad to see someone in the mma community (you) has the courage to say what needs to be said.

Gus looked like trash, but I hope he doesn't retire

>unironically watching pillowfist
yikes my man

watch manuwa get knocked out

Ngannou vs AJ. Who wins in an MMA fight. Keep in mind Ngannou has never even attempted a takedown his entire MMA career.

IM GONNA SAY IT

AJ couldn't make it past USADA

Ngannou would have a decent chance because of his kicks and he's used to using the smaller gloves, but it'd be pretty close. I think Wilder would have a better chance though. He has more power than AJ.

just how GOOD is jon jones?!

If AJ fights Henry Cejudo in MMA I will unironically put $10.00 on Cejudo by submission.

He couldn't beat Henry Cejudo at 205

Lmao. Ngannou would put him on his ass and beat him into a literal death. Would even be a little close. Grappling > Any kind of striking
instagram.com/p/BOZ3Yl5BuTi/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

*Wouldn't

A german muslim weeb that likes mma. The world is a strange place

Ngannou who has pieced up by Stipe and terrified to throw even a jab on Black Beast? This guy is going to heem a boxing heavyweight champion?

>Tfw there is not a single bad fight on the entire UFC 238 fight card, even the prelims and early prelims

Even Shevchenko vs. Eye, which is the worst fight on the card has great meme potential.

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What is Cejudo going to do? He would get knocked out.

>grapple a world class athlete 100lbs bigger than you

It's not going to work. Cejudo isn't some Garry Tonon submission wizard. If he got AJ down, AJ could just stand up at will. Go see what happened when Shane Mosley boxed Shaq, he got his ass beat. And that's a multiple division world champ, one of the absolute best boxers of his generation. And he got knocked around by Shaq.

Is fighting artem in bare knuckle the pinnacle combat sports?

Cejudo is a two sport champion, and by the way he has a gold medal.

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>tfw when you realize Gus was a bum this whole time.

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Shaq fought mosley with heavily modified ruleset intended to give him an advantage, as well as having smaller gloves than mosley. Oh and by the way, mosley won

1.75 Cejudos heem DC easy

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DC fights in August

300 pound Tony vs Shaq when?

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>tfw you realize Smif and Santos are legid top 3 LHWs

>assumed 238 was another weak ass PPV with a decent main event meme
>Think "wtf this guy is chatting some absolute bollocks"
>go to look at the card
>mfw

Tony/Cerrone is next week? Holy shit. Rest of the card is quite decent too

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Based

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Its tawlf b. I mean wader we duin heur

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>Missed the entire thing cause of soccerball
Is there anything watching other than the main event and Manuwa getting BTFO?

This might be the first card in literally 2 years where I can't be bothered to watch all the highlights

>based Petr Yan
>Cejudo/Moraes
>Another belt fight (even though it's the worst possible belt fight but a belt is a belt)
>BamBam vs Ivanov

tbqh it blows 237 the fuck out

Wtf I suddenly love Jones now

I'm hyped. They should have just made Tony vs Cowboy the main event it would have been based.

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bet the kitchen farm on RIcky Simon, you heard it here first

Nope, but the card was still better than gay soccer.

the sock her game was dreadful too

I need to spend my life with her

Is Cejudo too small to wrestlefuck at bantamweight?

autismo Dana seems to have this baffling belief that a belt trumps absolutely regardless of who the fighters involved are.

Brock Lesnar and Conor are the only two he makes exceptions for.

he seems pretty strong tbf

If you find yourself fighting Artem in Bare Knuckle, you have to take a long, hard look at yourself and ask: where did it all go so wrong? Did I take a wrong turn in my life? Why am I doing this with my life?

yep he's finna get dabbed on. Didn't even beat DJ

>Go see what happened when Shane Mosley boxed Shaq
Shaq literally got knocked down while Mosley just took pillow punches in the corner.

Artem is the kind of opponent who can make question yourself for sure

>not watching everything
major casual

>comparing shaq to AJ
yeah im thinking youre a fuckin retard

How would he have done in the UFC in the early 2000s?

>What is Cejudo going to do?
Get in on AJ's leg. AJ has no wrestling and no grappling. I believe in A level athlete wrestling gold medalist god tier MMA fighter no weight cut (160 pound plus) Henry Cejduo by submission. Literally a pit bull.

>Yan gets main card
>Munhoz/Aljo, basically the #1 Contender fight, is on the prelims
>Not even headlining the prelims

Shiiiit

AJ would need time to train MMA strength alone won't win watch small wrestlers beat strongmen and bodybuilders on YouTube

>could usain bolt swim faster than phelps?
>could lebron james outscore messi?
>could tiger woods beat federer in tennis?

Do you /box/niggers see how ridiculous this is? If Henry Cejudo can get one (1) (ONE) takedown, AJ would not get up.

The question is not: Will Cejudo win or will Moraes win?
The question is: Will Cejudo do a fencing position concussed dab on the way down à la Sterling, or will it be more of a bordeline tko/headkick ko like Moraes vs Rivera?

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>r/MMAstreams shut down twice
>r/boxingstreams still up
Umm, what the F*CK?!

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You're literally saying that if a 10 year old wrestler tried to mount an average, untrained man, the man would lose. Are you actually going to try to make that argument?

>boxing
>real sport

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who cares about boxing lol

Where in my post did I literally say that, you illiterate fool?

/heem/ is love, /heem/ is life

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Cejudo was over 150 pounds in the cage with TJ. It's going to be sweet watching an American Hero in Henry Cejudo displaying his god tier athleticism and gold metal mental fortitude next weekend.

That guy in on your legs? You better be a highly trained MMA competitor. It's like being latched onto by an alligator. The world's strongest man learned that the hard way against another American Hero in Tim Sylvia.

Would put money on AJ. I think he would outwork Ngannou. The biggest question is not how good Ngannou is but how well AJ will adjust to mma gloves
Dana does everything to prevent Shaub from seeing ufc fights

Cyborg wins the rematch

is that photoshopped as well or is his CTE droopy lip really that bad

Exactly. Shut your dumb nigger lips, boy.

its tough b

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I know.

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>say something retarded
>get called a retard
>yeah that's right haha... I win
I would think this is bait, but retards actually believe this

Loma would light Cejudo up in a real fight , much less AJ

holy shit /box/fags SEETHING hard itt

>Get absolutely BTFO
>Weasel out of the argument by saying "haha well ackshually I didn't LITERALLY say that precise statement, so I guess you're wrong xD" like a smarmy little bitch
Still waiting for your counterargument, nigger boy.

>make some shit up
>pretend someone else said it
nice one faggot, boxing is overrated and wrestling beats it every single time

At a Reality Fighting show rn, the girls matches are unironically more exciting than the men's

I don't understand how WMMA is so stale when female fighting is so entertaining. in a streetfight, men either knock each other out or just lie on the ground gassed. Meanwhile girls get into hair-pulling, eye-gouging, scratching cat fights while all the while talking shit and losing articles of clothing.

>wrestling beats it every single time
Oh yeah?
mixedmartialarts.com/vault/mma/wrestler-vs-boxer-fight-ends-brutally

>Meanwhile girls get into hair-pulling, eye-gouging, scratching cat fights
Have you seen a single WMMA fight you fucking loser? You sound like a thirteen year old.

>missing the point
my entire post was saying that wmma doesn't have any of those things dingus

whoa, a russian can beat another russian can? stop the press holy shit

>W-W-W-Well I didn't actually m-mean every single t-time, u-um that d-doesn't c-count!!!
Yeah, that's what I though. Squirm harder, moon cricket.

Lmao based Danis on boxing right now

>HW Champ
Wrestler
>LHW Champ
Wrestler/grappler
>MW Champ
Striker, nearly killed by wrestler
>WW Champ
Wrestler
>LW Champ
Wrestler
>FW Champ
Striker
>BW Champ
Was a wrestler, til he got beat (by a wrestler)
>FLW Champ
Wrestler

Way I see it is that the best Wmma matches have the energy of a weave snatching eye gouging street fight

dillon danis commentating on the title fight tonight kek. says rory is getting slept an chael is beating machida

>Wrestlecucks dominate a sport in which literally zero elite strikers compete
LMAO that's right, move that goalpost, nigger. Any top 10 boxer would annihilate your entire joke of a sport and you know it

Khabib, a dirty hill muslim wrestlefucker, boxed McGregor more effectively than the boxing GOAT

I invented bridesmaid

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Hey Marc Raimondi if you're reading this, fuck disney and fuck you subversive cucked trash.

fucking based

this is it

Lmao he knocked him down once after laying on top of him for a round and then proceeded to get lit up on the feet (by the same guy that Floyd finished with ease btw). You don't even understand your own sport you uneducated fuck LOL

Hows vacation in Japan
arn't you the vatnik who shilled that can in every thread, acting like hes the next big thing xD

>came in on the sweet White booty and avoided the smelly groids
Based camerman

These, yes.

Bleached

post body

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