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What am I picking?
Ur nose lol
Missed the first fight, anyone has a webm of the finish?
You missed a weak heem
What time is it where you are?
it wasnt really anything to write home about
im from the future, but I dont remember who won and how LMAO
I remember when Stosic killed that neet.
Ground and pound stoppage?
Yeah little hammerfists on the back of the head and short elbows
Devin Clark is a can
There was no replays in post-fight interview, wtf?
What was the heem?
Does Manuwa live in sweden, and do they consider him theirs? I know he's gus' main partner
iiiiiit's
TIIIIIIIIIIIME
time
>"he's like a tank"
I still don't know how Thiacan got a title shot
>An absolute powerhouse
LETS GO DARKO THE CROATIAN KNIGHT
Alvarez got cross wrist from bottom, used it to sweep onto the trapped arm then threw undefended elbows and punches until some cuck made them stop
DROPPY
heem chinny
he just finna boutta got heemed by a JAB
Two turbo chinlets fighting
>Try to emulate Yole's first round in his second fight against Wittaker
>Get heemed
hes a strong boi
keep watchin
we finna see a HEEM
SWANG
BANG
>hey coach, I just stunned my opponent, what should I do now?
>CLEEEEEEEEENCH
SLOPPY
SPICYY BOYYSSS
>dropped by a jab
is this the strength of croat?
Gassed in 1st round and they're not even heavyweight
COME COME
Are here more than 10 posters now?
Probably less
the t*rk part of his brain is breaking out of the unfazed slavic part
anyone got a stream?
Signed up for ESPN+ only to realize you still need a regular ESPN subscription which means I either need cable or Sling which both suck and I don't need.
Needless to say, I'm never buying another card again after this rip-off, so a stream would be nice.
Yes friend 16 are post here now
all the americans are sleepy
He's serbian
Yeah, this is espn2 stuff is bullshit. I had to log into my dads cable subscription and hdmi my laptop to my tv instead of the convenience of the ESPN+ app.
KAHM KAHM
Fuck off Brandon
cOmE CoMe
Thank you user. Fuck kikes.
LHW is a bum division
Stosic has a lot of potential but he throws no combos/volume, can't lead, and has pretty mediocre cardio
I have Stosic by decision but could see Clark winning and think he has solid potential too
Both dudes have great power and heart
>Early fights
Is /heem/ sleepy?
Ahoy lads
I bet you Brits are tickled pink you dont have to stay up all night to watch a card for once.
shit fight dont care who wins
I sleep
DARKO WON!
dont steal this from him reffs
Cardiolet serbian can. If this nigger wins expect mass suicide in Serbia
Darko should move to MW
What a trash fight
I'm not praising Khachbeeb, but why are his takedown almost always works meanwhile 98% of american wrestling bums cannot even finish them?
SERBLETS ANSWER FOR YOURSELVES
Fights are on??
How much did I miss so far
yeah he won by getting hit and not causing any damage
OH NO NO NO NO
technique and good feints to disguise them, simple as
Those guys are fighting people in the same weight class.
Robbery, stosic clearly won first two rounds
Amerimutt Master Race. Eur*peans can’t compete.
leave the italians talking bout mma
kek
stylebender transitioned?!
One heem without any replays or aussie-bro webms and a shit gassy fight with cardiolet cro-bum and pillow-fist wrestling nigger with shouting outta cage dad.
>wmma
>One is literally named dude
>Nickname is cowboy
Tranny fight?
Adesanya going for the women's bantamweight title too holy friggin based
I had it 29-28 Stosic with Stosic winning round 1 and 2, and Clark winning round 3. However, round 1 was close enough that neither man can feel robbed by the decision. Could have went either way.
I was going to watch but I couldn't get my illegal stream working
affirmative action obviously works in sweden too
fuck those scandi cuccks
>wmma
see you guys in 20 minutes I'm getting dinner
Dunno if any of you watched the last TUF, but during the season Bea did nothing but talk about how pretty she thinks she is. Pretty shocking imo
>WMMA
>Dancing
cringe
Both these """"women"""" look like men. not just one but both of them.
Both these chicks look like trannies, but I'd fuck them both cause I'm high test... Same with how I feel about Cyborg.
the 3rd round lost him the fight
he needs to work on his cardio
also the ngr showed more initiative
also fuck the reff for no deducing points for the fence grab
>cards were like 30 bucks when I started watching
>now it's literally 80 dollars through (((ESPN))) with no other way of watching legally
Here's hoping this garbage promotion is dead soon.
Maybe I just haven't completely woken up yet, but I find her strangely attractive.
>id fuck a man cos im high test
kek
WTF im buying a taclight pro now
>"Swedish" fighter
>surname is Polish
Are there any Swedish fighters other Gustafsson who are actually ethnically Swedish?
I'm going to drive over mine in my tank
you had him winning a round he got dropped in? Twice? What did he do to counter getting dropped? Twice
Hadzovic will redeem balkan boys
You can coast the third round after winning first two
Oh dont get me wrong, she's a solid 7, probably an 8 if she's dolled up and dress right. But she talked about herself like she is a 10
Within 30 seconds the go to ground and wrestle hump eath other for the entire rounds. mark my words.
did the swedes ever have a holomodor?
that nig fat as fuck
Are there actually any good British fighters that are ethnically English? Besides Till, oh wait
He didn’t get dropped once, outstruck him 10-6 and controlled grappling
paddy the baddy you absolute casual
Finally there's a black man on top of a Swedish woman. You can tell the crowd was getting restless.
>get jabbed
>fall down
>not dropped
>eat a back fist
>fall down
>not dropped
for sure my man, totally, but I disagree
BLACKED
Kek
Heh
Reminder these dudes have five(5) career fights COMBINED
white people cant fight
munster records
that ingress look like isreal adesanya
Its amazing how you he UFC puts these fights on TV
Wmma is a fucking joke
*some
which one is swedish
She looks like a fucking monkey when she "punches"
>this fight
BLEACHED
Heheh
Swden jokes will never get old
The one in yellow.
>holomodor
Get out of here with your science fiction Lord of the Rings bullshit
finally a swede redem herself
Guys whats happening it looks like the white is winning
>Dude "Cowboy" Santana
>is actually female
Damn user, you really got btfo.
Thank fuck that didn't go all three
Gus is gonna have to lose extra hard now to make up for this to the Swedish fans.
lol
Swedish crowd happy the white people finally win
>come back from my smoke just in time for the finish
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
kek
nah its fine just throw that in my face
They punch and kick almost in slo-mo when you compare it with real fights.
I guess UFC need to open a new division and name it Elias Theodorou and put there all slown and clown women and men.
Jack Hermansson I guess
Most ethnic Swedes do track and field or winter sports, or faggy stuff like football or floorball. Combat sports are mostly popular among working class peeps -> many immigrants
theodorou-weight, possible elias redemption arc?
But Elias "The Based" Theodorou is at least attractive with nice hair.
No for sure Swedes are extremely proud of their pure white blood and cultural heritage 1000%
This chick looks like the female Elias Theodorou
I'd fuck her
> bosnia
> balkan
Paki detected
Is Camacho deleted?
youtu.be
Can’t beleive you guys do this
What country is that Frank guy from?
>Frank
>The Crank
are the writers even trying?
they don't in any large numbers, but now that the kosher media is putting it out there we will see a spike fer shur
> The hands free hose that grows
this hose commercial sure has a lot of innuendo
>American ads
based retard
Philippians
It's because I'm a chad, virgins like you wouldn't understand.
is this shopped?
Conor won round 1
Is cejudo an actual midget? In medical terms
no
i dont remember any german ufc fighter ever except dennis siver and i dont think he was really a german?!
Northern Mariana Islands. Not even a sovereign country I don't think, lmao.
No, you have to be shorter than 4'10" (about 120cm)
Aren't the Mariana islands just US clay? isn't he technically a burger?
why would you think that?
>not being atleast 7ft9
Do you have an idea of what you're talking about ?
based
5'10? Really, midget?
>German corner
Hein looks like that Bully from Never Back Down
is based Aussie here today or should I make a gamethread when we hit bump limit?
is Heinz plural for Hein?
Heinz beans
>good timing
>he missed
Maybe that’s why dan was always a journeyman
kek
Frank the Crank sounds like a prison name.
Not really, he was ultimate Chad.
Leonardo Santos is back.
He gonna win? Guy was pretty good.
rofl
10-9 frank, retarded judges will rate it for hein
every shot Hein throws has some power to it
He gets wrecked
Lina is my love
you could say he was a
de-siver
hehehe
Leo Santos edition.
>Implementation of Covenant, which took effect on January 1, 1978, was completed on November 3, 1986, pursuant to Presidential Proclamation no. 5564; which conferred United States citizenship on legally qualified CNMI residents.
yeah he's a burger
en.wikipedia.org
Not in this picture I guess
heheh
What does bjpenn stand for?
Blowjob pennis?
is american women as slutty as swedish women?
looks like she's been bathing in photohsop
Burger Joint Penn
I honestly don't know how slutty swedish women are, but American women are pretty degenerate. Look up any spring break compilation on youtube for a US city.
watch ONE fc
Pascal Kraus, not many Germans in the ufc
Nice facial definition.
Brown
Jocks
Penetrate
Every
Non
Nigger
blowjob
everyone
even
myself
Early
If Camacho was a prostitute he would be called Frank the Spank
HEEEM
HEEM BODIED
Rate my parlay
>German """"""""men""""""""
Frank Camacho 200 IQ
After he beat Dober I thought Hein had so much potential but it hasn't gone well.
Main event will be a staring contest, Smif will win
Co-main will be a banger, Jimi knocks him out in the first
Screencap this
Feels bad watching a fighter going down like that knowing that half his paycheck rests on him winning
#yang2020
camacho looked super good
Heinz crumbled, little bratwurst guzzler had 3 seconds left. Sad!
Was this referee a jew? He wanted the german to die
niiiice
>Belluardo
m8...
That fight already happened and he lost.
Also, I feel like Ray could upset Santos. The line on Santos is way too wide.
>german ""fighter"" gets bodied by a redditor
i guess all the alpha genetics really did die in ww2, modern day germans are a product of beta male survivors and 70 IQ red army conscript rapists
No for sure 35 year old manlets have a lot of potential
it's the brow ridge
You should turn those negatives into positives. The right attitude can change everything in life, friend.
For four favourites that's great returns. Only the last one could ruin I think.
OOOH OOOH AAH AAH
Will flushed Gus be able to get past Smif's patented sit up guard?
This cringe Leddit faggot
Google Dan Hardy.
I would let her pee on me
lmao
just rawr
>17.85 times my bet for Fishgold/Manuwa/Smith Parlay with +50% bonus offer
dropping a cheeky fitty on this one lads
sweet baby jesus
Wrong side of every one, stop gambling
dem island boys are different breed
>tfw exact same hairline as Camacho
Who is your UFC hairline/haircut twin, /heem/?
Dana is such a brainlet for scheduling a European card at the same time as the Champions League. He moved Till-blundersoy to a Sunday last year to avoid this.
May as well schedule a US card when the superb owl is on.
Stevie Ray has great submission defence, be insane if he could get a win over Santos.
It's okay boys, I took the L on the chin.
Here's the other parlay.
Year of the Smif
Uwannabeedabessugottabeetdabessanddabessisblessbaby
He unironically should schedule vs the super bowl
McGregor, looks receding but just have a huge misshapen head.
Right
Stevie Ray, more like Stevie Gay lmao
@ then dont watch fuckin GOOF
Pathetic
I would inhale her farts
It would be INSANE if some 40 year old luckbox can lost a fight
I'm losing hair super fast, I'll shave everything in a month or two
For me, it's John Dodson's recent haircut vs Yan with jus a Lil T Ferg
Goatren, funnily enough.
Reminder
Lmao real fight fans don't give a fuck about some pansies prancing around a field kicking a ball
Please don't stop Sven
>Jewfro
yikes
>Scotland
>Not the United Kingdom
cringe.
>blundersoy
I invented that
I have the same hairline as Jones unfortunately
Holy shit fren, that's bad
Its a fight, Stevie
Damn, Stevie got USADA'd
Noble Dutch/South African blood flows through me veins, s*rb
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
LEONARDO SANTOS IS A MUNSTER
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
FUCK
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM
Did he just run away?
HOLY FUCKING HEEEEM
FUCK KEVIN LEE
HEEEEM
>gets the KO
>gets dq
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM SREEEEEEEEEMY
HEEEEEEEEEM
Heem
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM
BASED HEEM AND RUN
Santos vs Lee 2 is the fight to make
BASED HUE
daaaaamn
fucking heem'd
this man ends the Khabib and Tony memes btw
jfc what a body
Kevin Pee getting PTSD right now.
>Flawless KO
>immediately leaves
Absolutely based.
is this the power of anglos?
has there been any other spicy heems before that? just reporting in
He’s 40 years old dumfk, he never wins another fight
>south african
yes , before the dutch came
dutch are not curley ya aboo
He does that every fight casual scum
Kevin Pee seething right now
>anglo
>scottish
pick one
Camacho pummeled a german, didn't heem him though
Imagine the implant quality if she got win bonuses
Fur Show a young prospect to be on the lookout for.
what, like this one?
two sides of the same coin
why is this guy so low in the rankings?
how is that celebration called?
nah just a shitty gnp finish and a wmma choke
Camacho beating Hein was a pretty spicy tko, not a ko.
Alvarez tko'd Belluardo on the ground but it was pretty basic, not spicy.
hasnt fought in 3 years
The chad himself
what about boners
Not even mad.
wonder if she has giving old daddy Dana a bj
The Walk-Out K.O
>tfw the only good Scottish fighter is a girl who sounds like a child
>Uriah Hall on mic
Oh no
Why does is seem like there are so many kind Brazilians but Brazil is still a shithole?
kino webm
Heem & Run
>pooriah on the desk
for what purpose
STOP just existing and start doing!
Did Uriah Hall shrink? Holy shit he looks so tiny.
Tony Martin and Kevin Lee were both winning until they lost, Santos is a 155lb boomer Brian Ortega cutbabby who gets lucky finishes
Jade sighting?
B-boys...
alrighty. good for Camacho, thought he died in his last fight
It's been pretty rough for whitebois so far. Doesn't bode well for Poostafsson.
>AHHHHHHHHHHH help me Felder
Till-esque in his absolute gadooshing and flushing.
Someone shoop a smile on him.
>he was winning for 3 minutes until he got rd 1 KOd
Gusta
Manuwa
Amirkhani
Hadzovic
Teymur
Teaches you humbleness and respect. So many middleclass and upperclass kids here who are just pure scum because they've never had to struggle for anything and their parents used the internet as a babysitter. Yet those parents are the same to talk about kids in the favela.
Camacho looked better than he ever has. Didn't just brawl like a tard. Picked him apart and went for the finish when the time was right.
Didn't gus get fucked hard by rumble in stockholm ?
What is this move called?
He thinks he's in the Matrix!
They're giving Rumble the Benoit treatment after his domestic abuse allegations.
great finish
Classic Kid n Play dance move
Can you hold the opponent's head like that?
Smith
Rakic
Amirkhani
Damir
Bin Jo
>Heidi Androl
>No mommy Sanko
>No Olivi
The Rashad's Shoulder Lean
what exactly happened here
why she just turn her back in the middle of the fight?
>You will never wake up with Goddard hovering over you
>more wmma
finna bout to go make some scrambled eggs
>just woke up
>missed the qt black brazilians fight
*Record Scratch*
*Freeze Framce*
Yup thats me, you're probably wondering how i got myself into this position. Well it all began.........
Gonna make a coffee!
I want to shove it in Evinger's thicc milf butthole
Who else on the East Coast /just waking up/
>Question why she turns
>Actually named Letourneau
thats fucking disgusting
Who do u root for? Dyke 1 or Dyke 2?
>qt black brazilian
Virtually identical
Reminder the man who just heemed stevie ray into the matrix did that on a 3 year layoff, has the 3rd longest winstreak at 155 behind Khabib and Tony and also has a win over Thiago Santos, a light heavyweight who is fighting for a belt soon.
Gay
>qt black brazilian
Tonya Evinger's gf
instagram.com
>12pm
>just waking up
Evinger will wrestlefuck Lansberg
>Phil Collins
Based
Smith
Manuwa
Amirkhani
Giagos
Teymur
Kek at how he gives that security guy the slip and dip
He never fought Thiago santos faggot
Did this swedish woman just pray to allah?
why are all american female mma-athletes cringy "badass" lesbian edgelords?
>Smith
L
>Manuwa
based.
there is only one for me and my balls
>UFC recycling animations
This product just keeps getting lazier.
To be fair, she actually looked pretty hot at the official weigh-ins with make-up on and hooped earrings etc.
ultimate fighter brazil retard
i wanna rape her face
Evinger looks like Holly Holm's inbred sister
I started laughing. I thought I was seeing things
>same age
Also KO’d Kevin Lee and got punished by UFC for it
holly already looks inbred though
>malmö
this isn't a swedish fighter
I'm thimking the lesbian
>two women in their late 30's
not watching this one. gonna be an embarrassment
>inbreeding
>how does it work?
I would think a romanian would understand this better
wikipedia says she's from karlstad though
Maybe it was the muay thai bend over procedure they do
håll käften
Evinger looks like a trucker
MR.FINLAND when?
Coffee ready. Now I just need to wait for it to cool off enough to drink it.
Now THIS is clinch fighting
Thanks for keeping us posted
pls give updates, falling asleep
Malmo GOAT Swedish city unironically
Hope you're staying hydrated and caffeinated too bros!
the fuck is this """"fight""""
booooriiing
did she get cut in the clinch?
SHEEM'D
SHEEM LEEKY
BASED
Gus
Rakic
Fishgold
Hadzovic
Sung Bin Jo
Wonder if they're allowing beer consumption at the arena.
what a cazzie
copenhagen is superior in every way. I go to christiania whenever I need some hash, shit's based
quintessentially swedish
haram, not halal
lmao didn't finish her off
No, it would offend the large mooslum population there.
Evinger is such a can holy shit
Learned a few days ago that In Sweden you can only buy alcohol with higher than 3.5% ABV from government run alcohol stores.
halal
heeminder that Evinger is our girl for kissing Sanko
that's fuckin spoopy, like a wring wraith
Cringe
wot
>plastic tits
*pukes
It was disgusting, she had fucking thrown up moments before
Seventeen states in the US have the same thing, it's not uncommon.
J U S T B L E E D
evinger submission 3rd round boys
I'm learning about the civics of the world today!
this
>worst possible commentary lineup
heem my ears
Coffee's cooled off enough to sip it now
Here
Everyone
Expands
Minds
mickey gall heems hardy
they sent the C team.
Here's to hoping Evinger gets cut by virtue of being the most boring fighter in the UFC
Noice, enjoy mate!
Hang in there just a bit longer!
hon suger balle
Keep us posted bro
still can't figure out why they hired john gooden
Tonya has developed a new defense technique involving blocking punches with her face
>get back with my egg sandwiches with 1:30 left
drink tea instead
amen
fug
Bald like marlon or robbie
Bj penn the invented that
>drinking the reddit bean water
kill kys
caffeinated tea is no good on an empty stomach unless you chronically habituate tobacco products
>kill kys
What did he mean by this?
lel
Will the UFC ever get rid of these shit women's divisions?
I want Lina to eat me out desu
Mr.Finland is gonna HEEM tonight
then eat sum
kill kill you are self
> American women
Finna dab on you all
WE
this dude has a pelt
>Begging for a rematch after a decision win over Evinger
Ummmm, no sweetie
>mr finland
>amirkhani
perkeleee
imma just keep sippin my coffee if that's cool with you my man
>imagine getting that hairy sweaty chest against your face
R/mmastrwamz is dead what the fuck do i do now?
Which one is the swedish one?
Absolute unit of a t*rk
No, in fact on e 145 is rounded out they will open heavier divisions. So go ahead and prepare yourself for some sloppy cans smashing muffin tops. I personally cannot wait.
What's your favorite division heem ?
Is this a real book? What kind of brainless idiots would read a book written by Micheal Bisbping
Imagine rolling with that hairy dude
>kurdimas prime
>Having to wrestlefuck against this guys hairy biceps and back for 15 minutes
Jesus
Stay away from me
>these are the cans that canborg struggled to finish
Oof. Spencer ITD
Kurdimus Prime
drink the goddamn tea
bunch of queers unironically
Smith
Rakic
Paki
Damir
Chink
>Having more hair on your shoulders than on your head
Hairy vs Smoothy
Who will win?
yikes
>commercial gives you Epileptic seizures
>flag
>sewdish
Just Google sports streams and find it on one of the 250,000,000 results, get it together Sea Mexican.
Rouesy unironically faced less cns than Cyborg and the and them quicker
>this fucking cuck commercial
yikes
Predict Akman wins first round TKO due to profound disgust
Your typical swedish man
im rooting for the swede
best girl
>swedes cheering for this unironic monkey
R / EM EM AY STREAMS 365
I dislike Ky as well.
I got Rugman
new
Quintessential
that's one hairy arm
hoping this russian lad heems this cave troll back to the desert
who is the white fighter there?
HEEM
ME
INSIDE
fighters with visible back hair are lifetime undefeated in the ufc
the swede wins it
epic
Can you fucking imagine wrestling this guy after he breaks a sweat??? It'll be like being molested with a wet horse tail. Barf.
Gus
Rakic
Fishgold
Damir
Teymur
The paki holds onto his Russian prey like it was a defenceless 14 year old girl from Rotherham