World Cup Final. Score is 0-0. Last minute of the game and you get a penalty

engage in needless mind games then bottle it

Kick it so hard in the keepers face that it sends him and the ball flying backwards.

The ball breaks his nose and sends the bone into his brain. As I run off celebrating with the team he writhes around on the floor having a fit.

What a hit son. What a hit

I'll slip, kicking the ball way over the crossbar
I'll get up, looking down at the grass, silently blaming the grass for my mistake

Wonder why no one showed up to the game

You'd obviously be playing for Man City on home turf

>world cup
>man city

warcry and send it sky high

I miss the shot and disappoint everyone that believes in me. That is what I always do.

My apologies

It's in Baku la.

Meme panenka

we still love you, baggio

it's the women's world cup

get a bunch of lads together and a crate of wigs and you're guaranteed to make the final of that

do a 360 and walk away

Cry, throw up, score the goal then faint.

that would unironically be BASED and REDPILLED

Blocks your shot with his legs.
>AND ITS SAVED
>How embarrassing
You’ll be lucky to make it out of the country

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>He doesn't know about the Premier League world cup

It's easier to score the penalty at 0-0 than if your team was losing 0-1

Channel my inner Englishman and hoof it over the stands.

the david luiz-total-mong powershot

kevin pressman special

is there any footage of someone vomitting before taking a benulty (or during)

thanks for the insight really appreciate it

Literally nearly gave me a heart attack watching his penalty against Bayern in 2012

zidane puked up before taking one against england at the 2004 euros (he scored IIRC)

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>score the penalty
>break your leg taking it
>lose the game anyway

powerful straight to the middle

cheeky chip down the middle

I’m right footed. I score to my right after a David Luiz kind of run. Mid-high ball with the inside of the foot.

>world cup final
>club football
based brainlet

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Fuck it up, then angrily point the spot as if that will persuade everyone to let me take it again

Aim to the goalkeeper's head

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>Arsenelel

spbp

>point to the keeper's right
>hit a fucken blooter top left
>ball goes over the post
>kick the pitch blaming it for an imaginary malformation

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Kek

Based but still-prob-gunna-get-attacked-outside the-stadium-by-the-ultras pilled

I just concentrate ignoring pressure because I'm the chadkeeper. If I save it I'm a national hero, if I don't nobody will blame me as long as it looks like I tried

Top right or left corner, impossible to save a shot placed there

Start crying as I realise that Scotlwnd are actually in a world cup and managed to not finish 3rd in the group.
Then miss and get shanked in Glasgow.

Lay it off for my teammate, thus avoiding responsibility

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Point to the top right corner and smash it right where I am pointing.

Row Z

rifle it bottom left

I smash it with my toe and still with pin point accuracy because I have that much skill.

aim for the top corners so the goalie can't reach it

Panenka. Then I take off my shirt, and smile at the camera as I celebrate and every woman on the planet gets turned on by my physical form and beautiful technique.

Top left corner
Can't be saved

pass it to the side so Ngubu can become the top scorer

Shout holohoax redpills at the keeper, then shoot just as he realises everything he's ever known is a lie

Aim for the bottom right corner and kick it pathetically weak with my frail legs. Goalkeeper takes two steps and stops it with the inside of his foot. Fade to black.

pretend to be injured

Down the center

Panenka

bar downski

Do a fast run up and fake the goalkeeper where it looks like I will hit it to the left with my right foot but actually shoot in the opposite direction with my supporting leg. Not only will I go down in Dutch history, I will forever be remembered just as Panenka for something unique and daring.

Although it's more likely I'd miss

Take a 20 meter run up and smash it right down the middle, after scoring I'll run over to the opposition fans who were harassing me all game and provoke them by doing a monkey impression

JUST BOOT DA BALL

Do a rabona and bottle it.

kek I use to practice this as a kid

Fool the goalie with advanced tactics

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Middle Slightly upper left or right

>Keepers don't dive up

>Essien

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I do this and save the day
youtu.be/pqHgR939zL8

Aim for a strong low ball to the right. Score. Celebrate.

rabona chip middle as the keeper dives hard left
then I run into the stands

Smash it

Purposely miss because i made a bet on it.

>poo on the ball
>kick it
>keeper dives out of the way of the poo ball