/cric/ World Cup

Need the Aussies out of business

Is that his mum?

absolute boomer kino with Jimmy Barnes programming Rage tonight
abc.net.au/rage/playlist/saturday-night-1-june-2019-on-abc/11169688

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BASED pahadi lad x

smoth

BASED SMITH
AFGHANISTAN SPAGHETTI LMAO

Steve Smith is my dad

what a shit attempt at getting back at the crease. dude gave up before the keeper even had the ball

youtube.com/watch?v=fLSe1voG4No

S T E V E - O
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Goosey, you here m8?

SF 1: Australia vs New Zealand
SF 2: England vs India

Final: Australia vs England
England wins

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WOGGED

uhhh mate we just beat you a week ago

Plausable

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swap india for the windies and that would be pretty fucking based

youtu.be/fUNTk5xsxk4

thought smith was supposed to have a dodgy shoulder and be a liability in the field

wish i could go to sleep and not wake up

Ah yes the Indo Aryan phenotype.

cummins bowling kind of shit today lads

>South Africa vs Bangladesh
Uhm yawn...

Will they make 200 lads?

Sounds like depression. Get help lad. Things get better.

why whats wrong

then you'd basically be dead though

Going to start my exam revision tommorow, will probably try and smash out fluid mechanics first considering it's my first exam

>cum inside ings

Based cumdog getting into the poos

youtu.be/06P0RdZyjT4

youtu.be/ODvXwZwSJ-U

for me it's a three hour thermodynamics exam at 9am on wednesday the 5th of june

and that was an official odi was it yeah

why the FUCK has the wogGOD not taken any wickets

Viscous post

Exothermic post

BASED beenie man and the stanford t20 cup
youtube.com/watch?v=ETvVHqfYhKc

Question 1: What are the dynamics of thermo?

World cup has been extremely disappointing so far
Half the teams just can't compete making more than half the matches pointless

dislike the word viscous
just something wrong with it

youtube.com/watch?v=eagTivixiww
x

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> tfw my exams are on the 20th, 26th, 27th and 28th and SWOTVAC starts Monday
I guess God does love me
Remember PV=nRT

hadn't thought of it like that. now i really want to go to sleep and not wake up

this is literally ODI cricket in a nutshell

pain and suffering

For me, it's moist.

spaghetti being dropped

>New term starts this Monday
HOWLING @ my life

>being happy about exams on consecutive days
That always kills my strategy of doing nothing all semester and cramming the night before.

The S shouldn't exist, either should be SH or just C

really. zero competitive matches s ofar

highly recommend this mix for your studying lads, almost no vocals at all so it's easy to concentrate
youtube.com/watch?v=iXAbte4QXKs
Viscosity is a fluids tendency to resist flow

exactley the same as the football world cup and every other competition in sport
you cant just have a world cup with 4 teams

223 on the cards

>half way through my 5th year of a 3 year degree
KEK based me

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Well you can have tri-series
Doesn't seem like it would be too much work to get a 4th in

Yeah not too happy, but the upside is that they're all at the end of the exam period so I've got like 3 weeks to prepare. If they were all in week 1 of the exam period I'd be apoplectic

120 all out on the cards

thanks lad been listening to this a lot

youtube.com/watch?v=JaYdzP5Lr3A

not really fair having a muslim umpire for a game between muslims and kuffar 2bh

based

really wish the ICC would look into this

nothing more based than being an aussie battler

really got into this kind of japanese city pop lately, comfy as fuck

made a thread lads

drs exists

indeed, user

based zampa

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shant

Solid thread.

>LUSH LIFE
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*YYYYYYYYAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN*

me on the right

for me it's being 1.5 years into an international relations degree because I didn't know what to pick and now I can't be bothered changing

making some tumeric and lentil bread lads

Not a fan of Kane's tattoos

doin it all night all summer

Wouldn't mind some international relations

For me, it's a free first year of uni

>tfw graduated school in 2012
>tfw only just finishing up uni this year

It's recommended to talk to your doctor if you suffer from a Stoinis injury after a night in bed. They may prescribe you to rub your penis twice a day with a roll of 60 grit sandpaper to get rid of the rough edges.

for me it was dropping out of uni twice

holy fuck odi cricket sucks lol

Was actually referring to this
youtube.com/watch?v=J3lCCKXe998

I got you bro

based

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i never expected anyone to particularly like the song when i first linked it haha

>tfw graduated school in 2012
>the neet for last 3 years

Poppadoms on the cards

BASED RURU POSTER :D

Shoulder length hair is kino as fuck

I meant with a girl

:D

LOL

Same
quite eager to kms

what about with a girl (male)?

kek

me on the right

KEK sebbo blown the fuck out

How's it going mate?

Sorry but I don't pound bum

been sick but glad the crickets back. this season of afl has been particularly dire imo so it was a long wait. how about you

been an absolute meme of a season apart from Geelong

for me, it's haruomi hosono

youtube.com/watch?v=5e_pNTXPZvI

wait there’s actual sporting comp with an Afghan national team competing? What a disgrace

Glad to have cricket back too. Enjoying my last weekend before uni starts ;_;

>been sick
How?

They're better than you stinking leaf

>leaf
opinion irrelevant

Manjeet with the bantz

Do you go to UNSW?

ye, watched richmond lose to fucking north melbourne last night in between the windies pak game. that was just something else. also collingwood losing to shitney the week before. so many ??? results

How do you start uni so early? I havent even written exams yet.

>How?
I think i had a proper flu, had a 40.5 degree fever and was puking for 2 days. really unpleasant actually.

>john davison? now THAT was a real canadian cricketer

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persians are quite athletic people

Old kings head come down ill buy u a pint

cricket is such a kino sport that its literally the only one that the taliban didnt ban

what uni are you at mate, UWA?

Yeah

Uni switched to trimesters. It's fucking shit.

>I think i had a proper flu, had a 40.5 degree fever and was puking for 2 days. really unpleasant actually.
Holy fuck that sounds bad. Are you going to sit for the exams?

Based George

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Does anyone remember based elite unimelb asian gf poster?

Like this najib kid
He’s got finesse

how did the fielder not get that

wogs on top

for me, it's Codemaster's Shane Warne cricket 99

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On my way

>gf
That was his fwb I think

/cric/ meetup when?

fuck archer is literally turbo elite

damn they're actually playing better than I expected them to at this point

Twinkshit BTFO

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norfolk hotel in freo tomorrow at 2

WALLOP

>zampoo

wow

for me, it's EA sports' cricket 2004, followed by brian lara cricket and then also international cricket captain 2

>tfw Afg is going to win

Feels good man.

zampa handing afghanistan the win as we type

>zampa

i'm at ecu kek

that sounds awful honestly. one of the nicest parts of uni is the really long breaks.
>Are you going to sit for the exams?
ye am feeling better now thankfully.

Good Lord

>Runs Scored: 22

state of this twink

don’t get why people prefer EA cricket to brain Lara cricket

rosemont hindley street 3am for the end of this game and pres for the champions league final seeya there

zampa is shithouse

play lyon ffs

The najib show

>tfw canada global T20 is back in late july
fucking based

how the FUCK are we losing to afghanistan i thought we were going to win the world cup what the FUCK lads

i like u australia

Good luck on your exams lad :)

is john davison related to joy division?

for me, it's the Century Stick Control System that BASED EA Cricket 07 pioneered

Roman theatre plovdiv tomorow midday

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Yeah you're 100% right, amazed you remember
Anyways a bit of a conclusion to that arc. After her telling me that she had fallen for me and me telling her not interested, we stopped talking. Then I check her snapchat today and she's on holiday with some bloke in the UK that she's in a relationship with.
Bit bizarre that someone who literally called me daddy as I had my wee wee in her bum is in a relationship with someone? Are all women like this? If I date a woman there's a more than likely chance that she's been ass-fucked by a bloked in the past week?

I am Greek

wew

what are you studying then mate, have no clue what they offer up there

>you now remember ice cricket
God, that was kino and the 2 threads for it were really fucking good.

thanks, mate. and you too for your upcoming semester

YIKES

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260 on the cards lads

> adelaide
ew

a full strength najibullah zadran

yes

some girls will be fucking guys on the side in the early stages of the relationship before locking one of them in

HOLY FUCK. And she wanted you to finish inside her too.

Anyone going england v afghan in Manchester ?

business idea: world cup but it's the ice cricket world cup

A full strength Cyrus the Great vs. half strength Alexander the Great

>adelaide
>wogball

No thanks, I'll fly over to Fremantle instead

lotta darkies i reckon are

Me

>ice cricket
The game in Switzerland was kino

yeah she was very desperate to tie me down, I mean yeah she was a great root but after I learnt that she's literally had something like 50+ sexual partners at age 27 I would never date that with a 10-foot poll

business idea: field cricket (the grass counterpart to ice cricket)

anyone seen the new stand at manchester

not going that but going NZ v SAF in brum

will never catch on

ice cricket? wat

Should be a good contest that

majoring in information security. their course for it is actually really good and they a lot of research in the field so wasn't that fussed with it despite the uni's kind of average reputation.

Bankruptcy on the cards

honestly have gotten alot more mellow in my political views over the past few years, I find myself disillusioned with democracy to such a point that I find it hard to care.

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tipping an elite afghan 270

>the fatcunt sebbo wasnt here for the ice cricket tournament
KEK fucking LOSER imagine your life you pathetic CUNT

Haven't posted here in about 6 months but my au/sp/ integration skills are that elite and muscular that no one has called in a freshcunt yet

we all knew but didnt say anything

sensing a freshcunt in this thread lads

youtu.be/wuyVg-GZF_4

miss this lad desu

Same
waste of time

Can’t wait for rashid Khan to terrorise the aus middle order

was Mitchell Johnson playing for Afghanistan?

I'm a literal world cup babby lol

Lads, its Afghanistan

just trolled some freshcunts into thinking im a freshcunt lads

HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT

haha epic

Same

I don't think so

HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT

HE'S KNOCKED HIM OVER! WITH PACE!! REAL PACE!!!

went from not giving a shit to bordering on becoming a socialist even though I work in financial services for a big 4 company lmao

stay up till 7 or go to bed now and get a few hours sleep before the final at 5? Currently NEETing it up on SWOTVAC so I reckon I can get away with a very late night

shut-in doesn't even know Rosemont has been closed for months. And nothing of value was lost

gonna go to sleep lads. i want to wake up for the divegrass. reckon we'd still be batting by then?

watch the cricket till the end mate. its unaustralian to miss it, especially for wogball

Business idea: Invade Iran, but with the sole purpose of spreading cricket via refugee camps on their border with Pakistan

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>bordering on becoming a socialist
fuck there are some faggots here

you now recognise the difference between an umlaut and a diaeresis

If you missed cricket, stay up.

Imagine being excited to watch Slipperpoo hammer Tottenshit

this is why we cant let the usa get them first

I've underestimated Afghanistan

just makes sense mate

Shall invest

>Storc

t. British Empire
t. Soviets

Possibly, you might catch the end depending on if the Afghans crumble here or not

i do not know what the FUCK is going on anymore
did we underestimate afghanistan?
are we just complete fucking trash??
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

I am Greek

fuck >our bowling is shit

Having grim thoughts about a future where Iranians play baseball

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certified heavy

>you now remember Mitchel Johnson with the colonial moustache

think its fair to say that the entire world has underestimated afghanistan
its not known as the grave of empires for no reason

Not the first lad.

They've gotten very good over the last few years. Strongest of the minnows I'd say. Which is an amazing achievement for a wartorn country.

afg are the 2nd best asian team, would absolutely bootyblast sri wankers and pookistan

the afghani heavyweight versus the australian bantam

247 on the cards lads

Afghanistan has a decent squad desu

Have a real soft spot for Iran, they played an Asian Cup match in Melbourne a few years back and I had a great time drinking, singing and dancing with their fans. Really nice and welcoming people
Same with Uzbekistan too, I sat in their "active' section and when they beat Saudi Arabia some old Uzbeki bloke gave me a hug

yeah epic /int/ meme mate everyone reckons your the funniest bloke in the room

what a summer

i cant fucking believe we're going to lose

>pookistan
They already did in the warmup.

>asian cup
idiot wog lmao

don't give a shit wog cunt

Agreed

SHOT LADS

SHOT

and again in the wc

holy FUCK coulter-nile is DOGSHIT

SIX

>soccer
Absolutely unAustralian

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BLOWING THEM THE FUCK OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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where's behrendorff

I'm from the future and I'm here to tell you we don't win the World cup

he's shit and not playing

> Talks shit about wogs
> Half the cricket team are wogs and pakis
lmao
t. One Nation voter

mitchell swepson would have bowled these out single handedly by now

newcunt.

THATS UP INTO THE PEOPLE

>shit
disagree
>not playing
agree

Reminder that >we LITERALLY eviscerated this team earlier this week

Not been very impressed by australia's 'top tier' bowling 'attack' lads

Based Afghanistan making a game of it.

is afghanistan, dare I say it, the dark horse of the tournament?

why did Jhye Richardson have to hit his shoulder lads

HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS BE HAPPENING

Barry from Eastenders

>being this bad at maths
Sad

>warm ups
>relevant

um, sweetie...

not watching
how’s the pitch playing?

Lmao what

Starc is a wog who only cares about aussie rules and cricket like a good australian

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Honestly thought Dune was an overated book 2bh

LADS

FOR FUCK SAKE IF WE FUCKING LOSE THIS IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

Rubbish mate he needs dropping

Which one of you annoying cunts keep blowing that fucking horn

I like it quite a bit but yeah it's not a masterpiece just a rare piece of genre fiction that isn't shit

gulbadOUT

youtube.com/watch?v=lr7WChCUAXI

need to read more

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Shan't ever read sc*-fi

Fucked it naib
Lazy

YES FUCK YES
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OH NONONO POOFGAYNISTAN ARE FINISHED

afghan chads

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just got back from work lads what did I miss

Rashid the best spinning all rounder in the world*

t. Ian McEwan

what time is the wogball ball anyway?

based

FUCKED IT

KFC Popcorn Chicken

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>Starc
Meant Stoinis kek

>australian fielding
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>when Afghanistan put up more of a fight than Pakistan or Sri Lanka

WEW
WEW
WEW

absolutely dunked on

you just dropped the opening match of your World Cup campaign mate

YES LADS

Its ogre now, gg Afg.

why are these faggots pulling at short balls? you just lost a player like that

>(you)

Weak

HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF BASED WOGGOD
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fuck sake

That's why you develop the game with test cricket and not T20. US is making the same mistake.

Certain man think batting like it’s brainlet bash will work all of a sudden

> People unironically thought Afg had a chance
newcunts

Reminder that Afghanistan CAN bat deep so it's not over yet

God I want Stoinis to fill my anglo gf with his big strong wog seed

OH NO NO NO

just let all the wogs in lads tbqh

Reminder that Afghanistan are at their best when their backs are against the wall

basically did back in the day

at one point there were more Greeks in Melbourne than in any other city in the world, including the ones in Greece

i wish i knew what it was like waking up and knowing that i am stoinis

80 more runs would be a respectable total

Reheated Thai food on the cards lads

Absolute oil rig

the wogs are lead to believe europe is like one big disneyworld orlando but for adults
when in reality its living under a motorway bridge in a pop up tent

youtube.com/watch?v=a4aNzXKxwLM
post wog kino

>slats and clarke commentating
YIKES

STORC

afghans on pooicide watch

in case you didn't know lad wog in australia means italians, greeks and anyone in between

Graeme Swann
Ex-England spinner on BBC Test Match Special

Afghanistan are now in danger of not seeing out their innings.

what?

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BIG cums

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>Afghanistan are now in danger of not seeing out their innings.

Would have never guessed that.

POOTHETIC. Just ban the semen slurping continent of Asia from this sport

Literally the two worst Australian commentators.
Almost ruined my night.

Business idea:
Drop the world cup down to a 5 team tournament

fascinating insight from graeme the deserter

great insight
this is why unironically talksport's cricket commentary was more bearable over the winter

Business idea: see out their innings

When will it be /RAMBO/ time, lads?

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youtube.com/watch?v=vmxs4P1-9K8

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idiot

THWACKED THE FUCK OUT

WOG BTFO

CAM ON

Impossible

I can hear people having a discussion over Mumbai Indians

If Afg batting can be taught to be more temperamental and not treat ODI like T20 they can be a legit good side in a few years.

rashid is so fucking based

can see warner coming out and swinging for the fences

BBBBBASED

the afghans currently mounting a frenzied rearguard action

all part of the plan

>le based wog

Christ

imagine of we lost haha

Afghans verging on a psychological victory

Is cricket bring your own beers?

FOUR

250 achievable?

BASED KHAN

I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

Reminder that Afghanistan are a bowling side

no
sometimes ur allowed to bring one bottle of champagne

I'm buying a plane ticket to Bristol just so I can murder this cunt with the air horn

Holy shit lads

ok some of these are pure flukes

holy mother of BASED

WE'VE WON 5 WORLD CUPS AND AFGHANISTAN HAVE WON ZERO HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY BE GIVING US A HARD TIME

The T20 experience paid off

OH NONONONONO
AUSTRALIBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE OUR REDEMPTION ARC

based

>we
which position do you bat m8?

>Afg reach 200 against Australia

Based. They reach 240'ish and this could be a game as Afg knows bowling.

HOWLING

1

kek >we wished we batted this deep

used to be, with a limit of 10 per person

Dire stuff from the pozzies
If they think they can bowl like this against a real team they're in for a rude awakening

you can tell this isnt a big game
theres no fielder map

get off your phone finchy lad

>the first Asian team in the entire tournament to reach 200 in an innings are Afghanistan
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF POOS

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HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS BE HAPPENING I DONT BELIEVE IT

WAAAEEEEYYY

If afghans openers develop the patience to get settled, they could be a real danger side

KHHHAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN

IMAGINE LAUGHING AT T20

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE WICKET CUNT

When batsmen get decision to review wrong should they apologize to the umpire?

Wtf is happening lmao

GONE

FUCKING HELL

the friendship seems contrived
reckon Anderson secretly doesn’t like him , I mean who could really

INSPIRED INNINGS

India hasn't played yet lad.

if it's hitting yeah
if it's ump's call then they should shout UMPBALL at them as they leave the field

yeah but they're not going to. you just know they're not. they're really impatient

for me, it's getting a raging erection when the third umpire vindicates your original decision

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lyon is unironically better than zampa. also not a homosexual

I reckon Zazai has the 162* hanging over his head. Its like his success has been his downfall.

youtube.com/watch?v=uM9zZc583C4

Based Flabbo doesn't understand the meaning of first

big talk from a quarter black

>arfganistan despite being such a new team are already better than Canada who are playing ODI world cups since forever
Is cricket not for Anglo genes?

is this Aussie commentator a tranny?

perplexing stuff there

canada's team are all you lot

ive switched to tms listened to that shit for far too long and now got the comfy delay on aswell

KEK that shot

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tipping the afghans to take a gutsy 5 wickets

Wut

frustrating stuff this

if it's cate mcgregor, then yes

tipping a further deterioration of my mental health culminating in my suicide lads

If that's anything like your previous tip then I do NOT expect it to come to pass

Oh dear

if we dont score at least 90 in the first powerplay we are FUCKED
fuck sake i cant believe its going down to the wire like this

207 is a shit score lmao what are you going on about

All joking aside Bristol is a small ground and you will win easily
Get a grip

>Imagine losing to Afghanistan
Gonna be pretty funny lads

init
weirdos

it's a gimmique

Waiting for the domestic match on 3rd

remember when we thought we were going to lose becus we only got 311 on a huge pitch

Still the highest score of the wc by a distance

>311
based
youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8

What if when Warner comes to bat everyone boos him and he starts crying and shits hit pants? What then?

My phone is breathing its last breath

becus of technicality tho

How did Pakistan and Sri Lanka turn into minnows overnight?

*walks off the field*
its just not cricket mate

>le they will all be flat tracks XD

JFs BTFO once again

they've been shit for ages blubbo

Reckon he'll change pants if that happens.

dont know if warner will come out and smash everything or play a really defensive innings and make sure he gets a decent score

nope it's because we are the best
Nothing to do with shit teams batting first and getting btfo

Justin Langer has pleaded with the English fans to make sure that doesn't happen

the whole Afganistan team forms a circle around him while pointing and laughing and moving their heads in and out of focus

hes a fucking brainlet and either way im tipping he gets out for less than 15

Yah, I'm sure everyone will listen to fucking langer

based ankush

he'll be dismissed by virtue of PBW (poo before wicket)

why has Langer not been sacked and replaced full time by Ponting yet?

not sure about that

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If a batsman has pooed his pants and the pile of shit actually stops a yorker dead, is it out?

Does anyone have a comprehensive list of ball tamperers playing in this tournament? Reckon they all deserve to be booed, to be honest.

why would langer be sacked

Langer is seeing off the new ball LOL

Only 2 that ball tampered after years of smug sanctimony towards others

remember when faf was caught ball tampering twice?

punter doesn't want to put up with tours to bangladesh or whatever the fuck

just gets paid big dollars for relevant tournaments/tours and then can have a cushy commentating job on top of that

still cant really believe amir went to prison for that fake match fixing newspaper sting

It's illegal

kys Alchy

idiot

yeh he should have been banned probably for life

does seem a bit excessive to imprison the lad

Madoka CURRENTLY saving /cric/

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asif is innocent

No one misses asif of course. Very average bowler

amir > asif

>45 posters
>during a World Cup

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possibly the most cucked song in existence
youtube.com/watch?v=eswQl-hcvU0

how do i range ban indian flags? havent seen any yet today but just wanna be prepared for their inevitable flood when they actually play. they have zero knowledge of the game and the only thing they add is a cautionary tale about allowing indians into any community

yikes

eyelids are getting very heavy lads, might have to call it a night soon

Remember when Al jazeera had proof of english/aussie players spot fixing
is it fair to put that down as brown seethe at this point

you now remember Danish Kaneria

Gilchrist squash ball mention

I reckon I've made 25 posts ITT atleast

>Danish Kaneria
>not actually Danish or a pastry at all

Very grim times for /cric/
not that I'm surprised, these threads are pretty bad

>ICC asks for evidence so they can investigate
>h-haha we'll get back to you

it's not a very exciting match now, is it?

where is dick weller?

honestly i comprise a good 25% of posts in every thread im a part of

Australia's biggest ISP is still banning Yea Forums

Remember when Al Jazeera claimed the Jews exaggerated the holocaust for their own benefit? BASED Arabs

Do you guys wanna make a new thread then??

ffs

>Shane Warne
for me it's Muralidharan

have cricket

God I wish that happened here

middle of the night for australians to be fair.

and who said wishes never gets answered

Shut the fuck up you fat obese mutt

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based
wonder if murali's cum face is the same one he pulls when he bowls

here lads

that is not a good thread

this is the thread

Irrelevant, this is 4channel

Australia are going to take the full 50 overs to get there.