/trans/ - RIP Reyes Edition

wait, what?

Not to mention I don't see Cillessen being first choice goalkeeper there either, unless Vlachodimos/De Gea is leaving.

Cillessen is the best backup goalkeeper in the world, and it's not even close. Probably top 20 in the world too

>Women's ""World Cup""
>Literal Sunday League quality play

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Mate even Courtois is better than cillessen, I'd say even Moya and Adan are better as back up keepers

In the last couple of weeks I have watched the Dutch Europa League playoff and the Bundesliga relegation playoff but I am not yet desperate enough to watch womens football.

Courtois is the starter at Real right now, Navas is the backup. And I like Navas, but Cillessen is better
>Moya and Adan
who

It's on BBC so I decided just to throw it on in the background. It's almost infuriating how many mistakes they're making.

F

tayanon here

#COYS

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They’re so shit it’s almost entertaining

Lads. Why are New Zealand playing in white?
I thought they were the ALL BLACKED?

mad how i actively dislike the men's national team but i love are girls

20 minutes in and on 3 different occasions the NZ players just played in the England strikers, yet it's still 0-0. At least the England players look somewhat competent.

Deluded. And Romero is better too

spurs just qualified for the cl final by playing sunday league hoofball for 45 mins and scoring 3 goals

>tfw a sweaty Taylor will never piss on your cock

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It’s literally a dude.

Well this is /trans/ after all

wonder what her vagina looks like
good i bet

Number 23 for England is pretty cute

Black used to be reserved for referees so they wore white instead.

Spurs' U18 team playing hoofball would destroy any team here.

lots of scousers in the england team

doesnt make it good does it

It’s amusing how they keep going on about the heat they’re playing in. It’s fucking Brighton. I guarantee they won’t even mention the heat in the CL final and it’s going to be 27 degrees at the final whistle

skinny girls with broad shoulders like that shouldnt wear halter tops desu it accentuates their manly skeletal structure

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they've been talking about the heat in madrid for like a week straight

No they haven’t

Would be so fucking great to put TSUUUU in the England teams and just rain crosses in. He would score like 15 goals a game against these mongs

Oh yes they have.

hm yes strong argument

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Lol faggit

Oh no they haven't!

>oles at the wheel

Bants

>4 articles in 2 days
>talking about it for a week straight

strong argument

If you look at the rest of the page when searching 'madrid heat' you'll see there's fuck all else about it.

imagine getting this flustered about an offhand comment from a co-comm about the temperature in brighton

literally have sex

is "have sex" the new "s o y"?

>drinking a hot coffee in this brighton heat

it's just the new way to instantly win an argument
there's no comeback to "have sex"

How can you tell? He's barely played in 3 years.
Hard to justify his price going up by over 3x.

I was literally having sex when I posted that

explains why you were posting such absolute drivel i suppose

>and get STDs
>and get sued for sexual assault no matter how consensual the sex was

Romero

treble next year

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Cheating really, isn't it?

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>Cillessen is better than Navas
>Doesn't know Moya and Adan

Absolute state of Canada

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cillessen is pure shit

england are well on top but they could do with sticking the ball in the net

I'd stick my ball in their nets, if you know what I mean

explain

didn't know you posted here mr jenas

>England player takes ball straight to the womb

Ouch.

>be alex greenwood
>born a scouser
>youth and early career at everton
>move across to liverpool
>fuck your home town off and join man u
i like the girl, but that's pretty difficult to forgive

Why do footie lads have such ABYSMAL taste in music lads

>muh landfill indeh

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ngl thats a based list

whose is that?

>sticky fingers
>shit

‘no’

>AGTLLAD
>One Tune Wonder
There are at least a couple of good songs on that album. Nothing spectacular, but alright

based list

Imagine thinking AM is a "very good" album

nobody has ever heard a wombats song that isnt moving to new york

>he hasn't had sex while Knee Socks was playing softly in the background
Yikes

let's dance to joy division

They used Tokyo on a lot of TV soundtracks around 2012-2015

you googled that

Honestly lads, if you don't fuck to Drone music on the regular you're still a pleb virgin in my eyes.

>fucking to music
i just need the intimate sounds of penetration to get me off

>Englel

it's the most well known song

>James to Napoli

What a fall from grace.

>English women

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fake news

The curse that befalls all English national teams, regardless of sport.

This would be a great signing tho for Carletto

>female goalkeeping

Lads who are worse the wombats or two door cinema club?

Anyone who likes them are full on cunt nonces. And probably Liverpool fans who don’t come from Liverpool

for me its the rythmic synth beats of 80s pop

is this from 2006?

great days btw

Women’s football is terrible. But the standard of goalkeeping is even a few levels shitter than that. They’re all spastics

i blame phil neville for this. a lot.

Irish potato nonce

my mate had turn by the wombats as his first dance at his wedding

Yeah, I'm honestly still astounded by how awful the goalkeepers are. Even the height problem isn't really an excuse.

Also half the youth teams still seem to stick with the 'Stick the fat one between the posts' principle. Like worse than Sahin when he started out at Dortmund fat.

>the england band play at women's matches
absolute gaggle of cunts, someone should smash their instruments

do pukka pies still sponsor them?

Never heard of these but giving them a listen. V v nice.

i have drugged up gay sex while listening to coil

good lad, i recommend ‘how to fly’ by them

for me, it's vocaloid

the first 2 tame impala albums are pretty good

Lol have sex

Franz should be at least a tier higher desu

No way. I'm going to donate blood next month.

Spose I better crack on with making lunch.

Shit

Bit late la

Just had a nice one. Some iberico ham, olives, few slices of tomato and dried up some padron peppers. Had a cheeky beer too whilst watching these retarded women play football

Ye nice that, bit small though.

>OGS wants to block Alderweireld move
is he dumb?

What do I do for the next 3 hours before CL coverage starts?

Yes. Is that not obvious?

James Rodriguez to Wolves

30 mins at least wanking.

what a strange thing to post

True tho

drink

Do some high intensity interval training

Can you even satisfy a girl like this without a 3" x 1" brehs

That poor bastard Mark "Chappers" Chapman.

Day of the CL final and he's stuck here presenting some shite rugby league game.

He literally loves his life. He’s a happy chappy

SPURS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO MADRID
TOTTENHAM GONNA DO IT AGAIN

Y’all niggas like gay music

'ate Chappers desu

Go get wanked off by ll cool j you yank tosser.

Chappers is my favourite BBC presenter, don't @ me

Shan't be @ing retarded opinions

hi

is this the challenge cup thread? who /trinity/ here?

Nah man. I like Cillessen, but Navas is way better

*makes Brasileirão Great Again*

Jorge Jesus announced as new Flamengo's head coach. Watch Brasileirão.

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I already watched one shitty Portuguese feeder league, I'm not watching another

Who is he cheering on tonight?

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His wife while she slobbers on his gargantuan and veiny cock

>Haller fucking with people on his social media

>tfw no pregnant bj gf

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should've forced that boring cunt dan walker to do it

>joy division are shit
>landfill indie is good

Whoever made that chart is mentally retarded

thank you for the visual i never wanted

Had the pleasure of meeting Jose Antonio Reyes at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

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Bein sports will have Wenger and Mourinho as pundits

tfw the funniest rumour so far is still italian papers lying about pep going to juve

step it up people

We need the Newcastle takeover to be confirmed

Mbappe to Newcastle

I now remember the Newcastle's supposed takeover

The only two European games that still matter are the Champions League final and the Austrian Europa League playoff final

Remember the Vince McMahon Newcastle takeover rumors?

still wild that city's owners are gonna have a second club in the same league

There's the second leg of Xamax-Aarau too.

Though with a 4-0 deficit to overturn, Xamax are pretty fucked

You are now aware Crouch played for IFK Hässleholm

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>you now realise Ronaldinho played in Switzerland for one season as a youth player

>22 in 42 for England

Some record la.

JFs don't like it up em

'hoof it to the gangly lad up front' is a tactic most countries cant handle

For me, it's Gattuso at Rangers

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For me it's Gattuso as player manager of Sion

Based.

>tfw Walter played him at right-back

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The Dutch Croucheh

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What happened to Ricky?

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He plays for Basel. They're looking to sell him though, not that he's played badly, they're just looking to reduce their wages and Ajeti can basically do what he does

>now playing in the Cypriot first division

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A career destroyed by Christopher William Gerard Hughton.

For me, it's Materazzi at Everton

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>the new

Maybe on Yea Forums

Sad times lad. We used to be at the cutting edge.

watched so much different sport today
>x games
>diamond league
>women's football
>cricket
>rugby league
>horsey racing
>(bit of) rugby union
>currently watching hockey
>footy all evening

>women's football
who was playing?

>Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri has agreed to become Juventus' new head coach and has asked Chelsea to release him from his contract. (Goal)

Why?

england - new zealand
we lost

Losing Azzar and incoming transfer ban.

>we lost
embarassing. Sort it out Neville

>A minute's silence will be observed before the Champions League final in Madrid in memory of José Antonio Reyes who has died in a traffic accident.

Chelsea match going fans despise him, his football (if that's what he played this season) is total shit, worse than watching Conte in his last season.

what () said. I think I'm the only person in the shed that actually wants Sarri to stay, but even then this is without a doubt the worst season of football I have ever watched.

F

BT sport going ott with this tyson fury advert

It will play at literally every break like it did on Wednesday.

>wretch 32

Who is this fucking cunt?

Thoughts?

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>Although Wretch 32 is from Tottenham, he is an avid Arsenal fan

>no Kane
>inb4 they win and he pulls a Terry

Apparently they're very distant cousins, hardly related if at all. I don't know if they count as "the same owner"

Surely they can stick Kane on the bench for if they need a goal in the last 5 mins?

>bt are paying for him to go to every game

why

>Wanyama starting

they lost

>he thinks mansour actually is the owner
>he thinks random cousin is actually the owner

>no kane at all

You may as well put him on the bench even if he's at 40%

Because there is no way on earth oliver skipp is playing in a champions league final under any circumstances.

12 players are allowed on the bench for the final

Don't they need to pass fitness tests?

Team not out lads

Looks like he's finally found his level. Pretty shit career.

fuck i'm nervous

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Hot

guy's a fucking legend here, he scored a goal in the last minute of the cup final to BTFO AEK.

WE DEM _____ BOYS

Who cares about Swiss league relegation playoffs tbqh

How do I stop so much dirt getting under my nails?

I'M FREAKING OUT LADS

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Stop playing in the dirt

Watching Xamax fuck up is pretty funny, especially after all the pundits seemed to think them staying in the league was a sure thing. You think they'd have learned their lesson after going bankrupt, but they're still an absolute shitshow

>tfw absolutely not hyped for a CL final
feels weird

Pull them out

Bring a shovel when you're burying hookers

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>kane starting
good

>moura not starting
>kane and winks starting

Just

>score hatrick in the semi
>dont start

>Are
Are you a Paki?

Gonna come off the bench when spurs are 1-0 to score a brace and win the game

subbing in Kane late in the game is pointless, that's Moura's job

1-0 down, fuck

Winks, Sissoko and Eriksen is the weakest midfield to ever start a champions league final.

And now

Ladies and gentleman

The time has arrived

For us all to have celebratory pre-Champions League sex?

Say that again? I can't hear a word with this racket going on.

Cut your nails

she looks like trump in this one

>Aston Villa has today released eight players.

>They are Mile Jedinak, Alan Hutton, Tommy Elphick, Albert Adomah, Glenn Whelan, Ritchie De Laet, Mark Bunn and Micah Richards.

>We’d like to thank all of them for their contributions and wish them the best of luck for the future.

Whelan, Elphick and Adomah could do a job in the championship still

Villa's squad is a serious mess.

Certainly needs work. Those eight alone free up a crap-load of wages though

I bet Micah Richards was on loads

>spanish driving
every time

Is this the official CL final match thread?

No era

Shite this

That was not offside.

Pochettino is a fucking retard for playing Kane.

Terrible final lads.

>playing this match 3 weeks after the end of the season
Bravo, UEFA.

the ucl final was scheduled 3 years ago, league make their schedules in the same year

Just saying. Spurs lost the final the moment Harry Mong was named in the line-up. At what point does Pochettino realise they play better WITHOUT him?

No they don't retard

He's been absolute rubbish in this match.

>people paid thousands of pounds to watch this shit

I'm going to stop watching the match and instead jack off to the pitch invader from earlier on in the game
instagram.com/kinsey_sue

>that goal
lmao spurs are awful

you're part of the problem lad

At least she was (is) entertaining

>Spurs lose to Liverpool
I mean, out of all the options, as an Arse 'fan', this is probably the best. But god damn Klopp is going to be praised as a genius and everybody will forget the six lost finals in a row, the world record fees and so on.

However, well done Liverpool fully deserved after Barcelona. Where is that 'I don't believe it' lad? Has he been seen? Is he even there? Or did the Spanish police kill him?

>when I gave no fucks about the outcome of this final whatsoever
Chelsea v Liverpool in Istanbul. La'.

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Has there been a more lacklustre performance in a final by the winning side than this? Apart from the Origi goal, how many chances have Liverpool even crafted from open play? That one Milner shot that went wide?

>Klopp is going to be praised as a genius
I really don't think he will. Failing to lose the League is a massive asterisk next to his season.
Fair play to Liverpool and all but there was a genuine feeling that the League meant a lot, lot more to them than the CL did, even as recently as today.

It's probably a reverse-Juventus to them. Liverpool would rather win the league than a CL whereas Juve would give up 5 of their league titles for 1 CL

Ajax v Barcelona would have been better than that, surely?

The CL is just another CL for them. It'd be like if Arsenal won the FA Cup again. Nice and all, but it isn't the trophy the fans want the most. My main issue with this whole event is that Channel 4 did a TV show last night called Poch vs Klopp: Battle of the Supermangers. Poch hasn't won anything at Spurs. Spurs have two League Cups since the PL began. Klopp had won nothing since he's been at Liverpool and spent a hell of a lot to do it. The fact he has won the CL has saved him. People will remember this and not the lack of wins where even Arsenal and United won trophies.

Also, Klopp promised he'd fuck off if he didn't win a single trophy in four years and I think the league is better with him here otherwise Pep would probably win the league unbeaten with a record points haul 30 points ahead of 2nd.

Why did anyone even give spuds a chance

1000% yes. I wanted Ajax to win so bad but Spurs had to ruin it. Ajax winning would have been amazing. But they turned off in the final 10 seconds of the match (and a slip) costed them.

They were refusing to defend when they had the lead even in the last seconds of the game, they wanted to stick to their meme cruyff ideology. Fuck them

>when the no atmosphere EL final was better than the no quality CL final, but they were still both shit anyway

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i didn't watch the match, can you tell me why it was bad? is it the worst CL final ever?

>when you're glad LFC won but found the game boring

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Actually the slip is what costed them. Had that not happened they'd have tackled Dier (Or was it Alli?) and the pass wouldn't have gotten through. But you're right, yes.

Why? Chelsea are still better than Spurs even had they won, Sosa.

>14 years since liverpool won in istanbul
>fourteen

where the FUCK has my life gone

so where does he go from here

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Imagine being an ABL lmaooooo

It was just fucking atrocious. Neither team looked at 100%, sloppy passing in the final third, barely any chances from open play until the last 20 minutes or so. It's almost like having the CL final after almost every league is over is a bad idea.

Anyway, Shaqiri is now the only Swiss player to have won two CLs. Is /trans/ a bad enough dude to name the other winners?

Spurs just knocked it long to a half injured kane all game who obv did fuck all.

Just remembered there's still nations league this season

>mfw Kane in the starting line-up
Engraver should have just chiselled "Liverpool F.C." on the cup there and then.

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Nope, but I can tell you there are more New Zealand winners and Yugoslavia winners than fucking Chilean ones.

Bad Austria, bad!

This is why England won't win the Nations League. Kane has been injured since the World Cup where he was forced to play with a damaged ankle after the Panama game. Kane won't be fit for the England game either.

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Starting him you can excuse, but not replacing him at halftime? That's where he fucked up

>>Arsenal manager Unai Emery is willing to let Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 30, leave the club this summer.
GOD PLEASE FUCK OFF ÖZIL YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT

That's true. He wasn't even taken off.

Only downside to the final is that Spursswede will be sad

He's been infected with 'BOSS.....' disease. You didn't think the Monkey Paw when Sanchez ruined United didn't have a price? FOOL.

Spurswede, not Spurrswede.

Spurswede makes him sound like a cowboy

>New Zealand winner of the CL
Eh? Who was that?

Sorry, I mean Australia. Was looking up England losing to New Zealand in >Women's football.

so what happens to pochettino

>this is a handball

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The referees are all too eager to jump on the new rules. Fucking joke when that's called a handball, but Kramer's goal against Dortmund was allowed to stand

daily reminder that we're going to see shots aimed at arms from next season because the new LotG revision doesn't care if it's intentional or not

KLOPP'S A GENIUS LA ONLY TOOK £500M LA. NET SPEND LA AND THEN TICKETS LA AND SPONSORSHIPS LA AND MONEY REWARDS LA SO WE NEVER ACTUALLY SPENT ANYTHING LA. WE GO AGAIN LA.

This sucks. I can't admit something now that Liverpool won.

It's hit his armpit ffs.

don't worry there's still community shield and the super cup for them this summer

That counts as next season stuff. They'll probably win the Super Cup.

So Poch to Juve?

well who cares if its this season or the next

I genuinely can't remember what he said about the future.

Didn't it depend on him winning the CL?

>yfw been pretending to be a liverpool supporter for years
>yfw they've actually won something
>yfw i dunno what to do now as i never expected this
i mean i can just enjoy the salt but, feel bad man

Because you might as well say 'there's still the FA Cup, League Cup, Title, Champions League for them next season', nonce.

it's a useless distinction though
what matters is that in a month or two they will play 2 matches with a chance of winning a trophy in each one

Ah yes, Community Shield and Super Cup, I too remember those being universally acclaimed. Of course, only when teams you like win them. It isn't a useless distinction though. Those are next season trophies. The season has ended.

>post yfw Liverpool win the Super Cup, Community Shield, League Cup, FA Cup, Champions League and Title next year

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I'm not saying these are huge relevant trophies I'm saying that Liverpool have a chance of winning 3 trophies in a row after not winning anything for like 7 years
>It isn't a useless distinction though. Those are next season trophies. The season has ended.
the matches are played in between the seasons so there are arguments to both
but that's not relevant to the point I was making so why continue bring it up

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He's a fucking idiot for giving the referee the decision to make.

Liverpool were shite, Spurs could have won that game.

>winning the sextuple
>imagine the media
Oh god make it stop user. If that happened I'd quit football. The media would make it unbearable.

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Poch made bad subs while Klopp made good ones, simple as.

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Said if he won he would go, probably going to see out his contract now.

>when they claim it's finally justice for the South Yorkshire Squashfest 1989

>5 years of winning nothing
wew

I mean they won the CL on the 30th anniversary of the 96. So they're claiming it's that they did it for.

Um, user, Poch is a Supermanager, didn't you watch Channel 4?

I'm sure Poch will win something one day!

It took Klopp 4 years and 5 times. I have a feeling he might unironically win the sextuple now. Wonder what the odds are.

community shield
super cup
club world cup
league cup
fa cup
premier league
champions league

that's 7 actually

Can't face tottenham in every final.

Cwc is cancelled

>club world cup
It got cancelled mate. I might be a retard but I knew what I was talking about then when I said six.

Their only rival is City. So it's unlikely they'll face them everywhere anyway. I quit watching football for various reasons this season and only came back near the end, I dunno who Liverpool lost to in the domestic cups (they got to final of League Cup, right?).

Maybe Liverpool win the cl next year

My dreams are over

Liverpool played Chelsea and Wolves, Klopp only takes the league and the european cups seriously.
His absolute most basic goal every season is to get European football, that's what the owner wants.

>it actually is for a 24 team post-season shitfest
liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-fifa-world-cup-tottenham-16336476

This will be a disaster.

>>it actually is for a 24 team post-season shitfest
it's almost exactly like the regular world cup
what's the problem

actually the FAs are in disagreement and we still don't know if the new format will be in 2021 or 2025

dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/782817/Liverpool-Club-World-Cup-Spurs-Champions-League-final

Either way they're not playing in so can't win seven this year.

Wonder how Algerianfag is taking tonight's events. Seems to have completely lost it over the past few weeks since Man City won the FA Cup.

that's not a source lmao
I know what FIFA decided, that doesn't mean it will actually be like that because as I said several confederations, clubs or FAs are against the format, UEFA especially because it would steal the prestige of the champions leaue

So he's at a club like Arsenal except he can spend money that they make from said results? Lucky them. I bet Arse fans are doubly glad Spurs didn't win since they'd have won the CL before them and won it with next to nothing spent. Arse can also say they have more recent trophies than Spurs as well. Shame they won't ever win anything again unless they're ruthless.

As a United fan, I know we can just buy new stuff, but I am not happy with Woodward essentially buying for media presence rather than buying for quality and not giving a manager long enough to build a team over several years like Spurs and Liverpool have done.

BUY SAM FACKIN PLAYERS

Any 0-0 draw AET.

>that's not a source lmao
Yes it is. It literally says they won't play due to FIFA changes. It isn't happening this year.

Man United just need to bring someone in who is experienced in rebuilding teams and back him 100%, it's what Liverpool did, kinda what City did too.

the decision at fifa was taken in like march, it's not a source because this article just repeats exactly that and not anything that's going on behind the scenes

Yet everyone would be sucking say, Diego Simeone's dick if his Atletico side put in a similar defensive performance and got a clean sheet to win the CL. Funny that.

Both teams were absolutely terrible.

So this is what next year's CL group stage looks like so far

Porto (CC 93.00) and Ajax (CC 70.50) are the only teams in qualifying that can finish in pot 2

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Didn't realise the europa league winners got top seeding

>replying to the Barbados customer

genuinely never seen him prior to this thread

I don't frequent Yea Forums as much now

Will he move from Spurs after being exposed?

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He's a Liverpool customer who only comes on when they win.

oh right

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Winning the League > Meme'ing a Champions League

Based Kloppo Mourinho'd the Argentine Fraud

Liverpool didn't meme the champions league

Liverpool are the only team in Europe who want to win the League more than the CL, all the players want to win the CL more than a league, its the biggest trophy around

>Liverpool are the only team in Europe who want to win the League more than the CL
Doubtful.

>CV includes Espanyol, Southampton, and Tottenham
Sounds like he just needs a team with money

name one team

have sex

Atalanta.

twitter.com/thechicoazul/status/1134856549661315072
What the...

hello where are the transfers

nobody actually does kek, thats like saying a team wants to win the FA cup over the league, they're on completely different tiers

I-it will surely pick up after the final la!

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RIP the Jj customer Slovak

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wait until the austrian europa league playoff, it will pick up after that

It should, theoretically, pick up now. But there is so many international tournaments that many clubs will watch to see who could meme it up, some will watch hoping their players aren't injured and some will watch because they wanna see if they have to replace a player if they fuck it up.

Remember, we have Nations League, then Gold Cup (Come on Bermuda, Canada and T&T!) and then Copa America.

you mean the nations league

Mathijs de Ligt will make his decision after the Nations League is over

sure

Daily reminder that Karius is shit

Should join the mountain man in Liverpool

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I honestly hope he goes to Juventus, learning from Chiellini and Barzagli would be great and to have some of that Italian-style defending would be great for the national team combined with van Dijk's style of defending

We're doing a Tottenham, no players as far as the sources can see.

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And AFCON

Oh fuck yeah I knew there was one I missed. So it's a real clusterfuck. Though I think due to work permit rules most of those are irrelevant due to them not being EU citizens and needing that weird % of games played in last 5 years thing.

What the fuck? I collected fuck loads of players you've been linked to. I gave up because I ran out of space to make a post.

Liverpool: In: Sebastiano Esposito, de Ligt, Cardoso, Suso, Pepe Reina, F. Anderson, Ojrzynski, Leif Davis, J. Rodriguez, Chukwueze, Kruse, Werner, D. Llorente, Depay, Fekir, Ramos, Havertz, Marshall, Cornet, Bergwijn, B. Fernandes, Pedro
Out: Lallana, Migolet, Wilson, Camacho, Shaqiri, Sturridge, Clyne, Milner

>eriksen
>weak

wew, I'm glad he's leaving that shit club

No need.

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>Klopp not wearing an actual suit/having a shave for a major final
Truly ingrained in the Scouse culture. Scruffy bastard.

>Juventus are preparing a compensation package to prise manager Maurizio Sarri away from Chelsea. (Independent)

Napoli's 25-year-old Albanian full-back Elseid Hysaj has confirmed his intention to leave Napoli this summer, saying he needs "to win something" in his career. He is a target for Chelsea and Manchester United. (DigitAlb via Talksport)

>Chelsea will try to sign Barcelona's Brazilian attacking midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 26, if they manage to overturn their transfer ban. (Gianluca di Marzio)

Leicester City manager Brendan Rodgers will test Crystal Palace's resolve to keep 27-year-old English winger Andros Townsend. (Mirror)

>Newcastle United have not spoken to former AC Milan coach Gennaro Gattuso as a possible replacement for current manager Rafael Benitez. (Newcastle Chronicle)

Liverpool chairman Tom Werner reiterates that Fenway Sports Group has no intention of selling the Champions League-winning club. (Liverpool Echo)

>Arsenal would like to sign Paris St-Germain's 27-year-old right-back Thomas Meunier. (Paris United)

Fiorentina, who escaped relegation from Serie A on the final weekend of the season, is being put up for sale. (Corriere della Sera - in Italian)

>The performances of Sporting Lisbon midfielder and Manchester United target Bruno Fernandes, 24, have "surprised" former Old Trafford chief Jose Mourinho. (Mirror)

Barcelona want to sign Atletico Madrid's France forward Antoine Griezmann, 28, and re-sign Paris St-Germain's Brazilian striker Neymar, 27. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

>Meanwhile, Barcelona's leading forward Lionel Messi says he has a private WhatsApp group with Neymar and team-mate Luis Suarez. (Marca)

Inter Milan are interested in Roma's Serbian full-back Aleksandar Kolarov, 33. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

>Wolves' 19-year-old Norwegian left-back John Kitolano says he might be sent out on loan again. (Birmingham Mail)

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Goodnight

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Night Dutch Photoshop lad.

>Arsenal would like to sign
>Even rumour mongers realise that Arsenal can't and thus won't sign anybody so they're just saying they'd like to sign somebody even though they can't and won't
I'd laugh if I wasn't crying.

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>Liverpool win the CL
>Get cockblocked by my auntie on the same night
Just when my life couldn't hit a lower point, it does

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he's a football manager not a fucking actor
cringed to fuck when valverde was parading around anfield in his fucking head to toe tom ford, pathetic

I wonder how the Spanish are dealing with the Norfs. I suspect they'll be partying still.

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>Fiorentina, who escaped relegation from Serie A on the final weekend of the season, is being put up for sale.
cam on lads
lets put our wallets to work and save fiore

Are we back in 2005?

t. Jon Snow

>yfw Reyes is actually pretty good in FM
>yfw can't sign him now

>he's a football manager not a fucking actor
Should at least make himself look presentable for the biggest night of the season.

>cringed to fuck when valverde was parading around anfield in his fucking head to toe tom ford, pathetic
Yeah, this is a bit much.

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>Kwong Tse: It's great feeling being a Liverpool fan in Hong Kong right now. Don't care about the performance just the result and we have landed #6 Looking forward now to next weekend's game where Liverpool Legends take or B. Dortmund at Hong Kong Stadium
lmao

how is this thread still up? was there like zero shitposting last night? are the abls sulking?

Yea Forums is no longer as active as it once was, that's why

Thank you based mods

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Helped there was a sticky and not a billion match threads too.

Pretty much. Had Liverpool lost this thread wouldn't have survived. I think it'll be the same thing if Liverpool ever win the PL.

>Had Liverpool lost this thread wouldn't have survived.
Honestly, I doubt that.

ABLs are kill

I don't think any thread survived when Man City won the PL. You underestimate how many people on Yea Forums hate Liverpool to the core and want nothing more than to see them lose. Unless you meant that there's someone always here to bump this thread when it reaches page 9 or something.

Why are halal in pot 2

archive.4plebs.org/sp/statistics/image-reposts/
Made me think.

>I don't think any thread survived when Man City won the PL.

>Unless you meant that there's someone always here to bump this thread when it reaches page 9 or something.
Well if you look at the posts from when the match was on, it was being bumped quite a bit.

>Daily Mail back page of 7-1 4th
wew

Pot 1 is reserved for CL champions, EL champions, and domestic league champions of top ranked associations. Honestly don't think the EL champions deserve it 2bh.

Whoops, missed something from the top there.

>I don't think any thread survived when Man City won the PL.
I don't remember the whole board being covered in Liverpool threads when that happened.

During the match and a couple hours or so after it. People tend to linger around to continue shitposting for a while after the match ends.

Let's do one more for the record
>7-1

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>tfw no more fany on Yea Forums

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Of course there was shitposting, but people knew it was going to happen. Ajax would have given them a better game and should have won it. But, alas. Oh well, wait until Liverpool win the sextuple.

How do we fix Spurs?

Will there ever be a match like that ever again?

>but people knew it was going to happen
This. Same with Manchester City winning the PL. Had Brighton held on until the 90th minute and THEN MC scored the goal that won the title, that's when it would have been ultimate shitposting.

Yes, in the next world cup. And it won't be the macacos getting their heads smashed by us this time...

>Sell
Eriksen
Trippier
Llorente
Janssen
Nkoudou

>Buy
Lo Celso
Ndombele
Semedo/W. Bissaka
Havertz

>Dillian Whyte posts "Verve - Drugs dont work"
>Deontay Wilder goes on rant about Joshua was "never really a champion"
>Fury says "these things happen, come back stronger"
why are blacks so disrespectful?

>sell nkoudou
>buy ndombele
this made me lel for some reason

What the fuck is a Super Cup?

France will be beating Germany 7-1?

Spurs doesn't need fixing. There is very little to actually fix. The only clubs that need fixing are Arsenal and United. The latter will get the money to do it, the former won't. Spurs just need another quality Striker. That's it. No, Son and Moura are not good enough. Kane is injured too often as well. Go for Piatek or something like that. The rest is completely up to how much you can get for them.

The cup between the CL Winners and EL Winners. So in this case Liverpool vs Chelsea.

Really?

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>not annoyed Barcelona fan

When is it played? I've never even heard of this. Did Liverpool play it after they won in 2005?

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Fucking hell lad, how old are you? And yes, they did.

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>When is it played?
19th August, this year.
>Did Liverpool play it in 2005
Yes and they won it.

lolwut joshua lost? lmao

wtf I don't remember this at all.

Yes, it is fucking embarrassing.

>Watched by a crowd of 17,042, CSKA took the lead in the first half when Daniel Carvalho scored. Liverpool did not respond until the 82nd minute when substitute Djibril Cissé scored. The score remained 1–1 until the end of the 90 minutes to send the match into extra-time. Cissé scored again in the 103rd minute to give Liverpool the lead, which was later extended by Luis García. Liverpool held out until the end of extra-time to win the match 3–1, their third Super Cup win.

Neat

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It was played at Monaco's stadium every year until UEFA realised they could make more money by touring it around Europe.

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stadium built on top of a car park
what an occasion the super cup is

Arsenal fans will never EVER know this feel.

Not necessarily Liverpool threads, even threads celebrating whichever team won at Liverpool's expense will do, because they don't care who wins as long as it isn't Liverpool.

Nobody cares about Etihad FC though.

>The only clubs that need fixing are Arsenal and United.
Chelsea too.

You're a Liverpool customer so I don't think you quite understand why Liverpool is one of the most disliked clubs in the country. Continentals think they're great because they go once or twice a season to Anfield and hear the singing, but don't deal with it week in week out, the arrogance and disrespect. But I mean I've seen you defend Klopp's hypocrisy so like, you're already half way there, mate.

Ridiculous that it goes to extra time

No, we need to find a final solution to the Jew... I mean French problem

Do they seriously have to go to turkey to play fucking Chelsea? Can't it just be in Leicester or something given the teams actually in the match?

Chelsea don't need fixing, though. They're able to compete and win silverware. Thus, they're not that broken. Sarri made the team better once he had been given time and I think Chelsea would be better off keeping him.

FUCKING TRANSFERS WHEN?!?!??

>UEFA rotational policy

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Not if he's actively trying to leave, they won't be. Grumpy, disinterested and bitter is not a great mindset for a manager to have.

go give your da a hug /trans/
he just wants the best for you

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Any news on the Origi to Inter Milan situation?

Well then get rid of him then, but do it quickly. I don't think they're that broken, unless Arsenal and United.

Yeah but that doesn't matter. What matters is that Etihad FC isn't Liverpool FC.

>I don't think you quite understand why Liverpool is one of the most disliked clubs in the country
Anyone who lurks divegrass threads on Yea Forums for any length of time will understand why. And besides that isn't the point anyway. The point is that most people on Yea Forums hate Liverpool, not the reason why.

>I've seen you defend Klopp's hypocrisy
Not surprised you want him to do a Wenger and constantly win the 4th place trophy with cheap players.

Kane isn't going to be fit for next Thursday, is he? We won't be the first to win the Nations League after all, lads....

Hazard is leaving. Sarri wants out too. The EL win is just papering over the cracks. Even if they don't need fixing now, they will by next season. Better to fix things now while they aren't still too bad yet.

still aren't*

>Yeah but that doesn't matter.
It does though. MC wins are just greeted with "eh, whatever; at least it wasn't United/Liverpool".

>What matters is that Etihad FC isn't Liverpool FC.
No shit.

Pochettino should have been man enough to leave him out of the squad. But he isn't.

*pegs it*

i'm going to be unapologetically posting liverpool content in /trans/ all day, just fyi

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>BT Sport interviews

Because Wenger still won stuff. Because Wenger didn't say that United should be punished for their spending and then proceeded to copy them. Because Wenger didn't say 'I shouldn't be judged on trophies' every year when he failed to win something. Because Wenger didn't say that coming 2nd was good enough for the club. Because Wenger managed to do stuff with a board that actively sabotages managers. Because Wenger has won more trophies in the last 5 years than Klopp. Furthermore, when Arsenal fans pulled the 'Net Spend La' argument, they were rightly told to fuck off as it wasn't an excuse.

As for your other point, no. You don't live in England and you don't live around Liverpool fans. Not all of them are bad, but a lot of them are. Many people dislike them for getting their clubs banned from Europe, of which there are many.

Again, you can be nothing but a customer for Liverpool. Which is fine, but don't pretend you understand it when you don't. There is a lot of bad blood and many football fans really resent the fact Liverpool fans cannot admit that 1. They got UK banned from Europe 2. That they were a large part of the 'football hooliganism' that the continent disliked 3. That they still are regarded as the hooligans of England (see Spain this last week) and 4. That they were at least partly responsible for Hillsborough.

Klopp is perfect for them. Can spit out shit and gobbled down because eh, throw another £200m at the club and say you're not in it to win trophies and only God can judge you lol.

No he won't be fit, but he'll play every second anyway

you're getting the other belgian striker and that's the end of it

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>MC wins are just greeted with "eh, whatever; at least it wasn't United/Liverpool".
Same for if Tottenham had won the CL. You see now?

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>Same for if Tottenham had won the CL. You see now?
No, it wouldn't have been the same at all. Spurs winning the CL would not be greeted with the same level of apathy.

You seriously have no clue.

Apparently when he speaks English he has a sweaty accent

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>Dutch physics

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Impressive given he hadn't eaten or drank all day due to Ramadan

so who's winning the balloon door

sequel to the underwear vid when

>Neymar has been accused of raping a Brazilian woman in a Paris hotel but the football star has now released his conversation and shared images with the girl to 'prove' his innocence.

Was it his sister?

twitter.com/andreostgaard/status/1135022505423527936?s=21

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>you now remember Nerman

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So she was asking for it?

wow

I now remember Joe Hart.

>joe fart

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Fair. Though it still sounds like you want him to buy only Karius tier players.

As for your below four points, I agree with your first three but not the fourth because you guys always make it sound like they were fully responsible for Hillsborough. Besides, constantly telling them "you murdered your own fans" does make it sound like you're just perpetuating the cover-up the police and media did. Had the cover-up not happened they would have been more readily accepting of any criticism, such as taking part of the responsibility of Hillsborough.

Okay, bad wording. Apathy to them makes it easier to pick them over a team you dislike. As in, when they win you celebrate their win because them winning means that Liverpool didn't win.

I hope not. Honestly I want that lad who banged in 9 goals in a single match for Norway in the U20 World Cup gets called up. If Kane is out injured, who do England play? Who is there? I looked at the 'up and coming' talent for England FW's. 1/4 of them are Arsenal players, so they're immediately shit. The rest are literally who's or are never played (see Brewster). In terms of England quality we have the following. Note this is out-and-out strikers, rather than 'they can play there'.

Kane
Sterling
Rashford
Welbeck(lol)
Wilson(lol)
Vardy(lol)
Sturridge(lol)
Ings(lol)
Solanke(lol)
Rodriguez(lol)
Abraham(lol)
Deeney(lol)

Alli, Lingard, Maddison, RLC, Dack, Redmond, Grey, Brown can also play as a FW but won't.

Honestly, England's FW oftens are so dire you might as well cap Kemar Roofe. In terms of 'young talent' in out-and-out FW's we have...

Greenwood
Brewster
Hepburn-Murphy
Nketiah
Lankester
Brenton
John-Jules
Richards
Rogers
Loader
Mebude (unlikely to declare for England, he was born in England, has Scottish citizenship and has Nigerian parents, think he plays for Scotland)
Semenyo

Knight and Brereton can play FW but are better on the wings.

What? Spurs winning it would have been greeted with cheers by everybody in England bar Arsenal fans and even then some Arsenal fans might have cheered simply because Liverpool fans didn't get to go SIX TIMES LA. Spurs also would have managed to do it without signing a single player, with a 1/3rd of the money spent (that's net spend before you use that meme excuse) and did it by playing academy youths that have been promoted to the first team over a few years. Not the odd one or two ones because you can justify another £200m on two players.

Based, Wenger is a legend

what's wrong with wilson? pretty decent forth choice i'd say

So Mr Levy you can't meme yourself all the way to a CL win. How about we sign some players and get some depth and improve parts like our LB and RB?

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The Liverpool EU love-in is always weird.

think it's mostly just making fun of mancs tbf

Mad to think that at the turn of the decade Liverpool were facing administration because two demented Texans were bleeding them dry and fighting tooth and nail in American courts to refuse to sell or leave the Board.

Completely disregarding net spend is stupid because
>sell player A to other club for £50m
>buy player B from other club for £50m
means they spent £50m, but
>swap player A from other club with player B
means they spent nothing. While if you take net spend into account they'd be the same.

Anyone has a manager to give away? Anything but Fonseca

You can have Benitez

wage bills are a better metric

Better times lad.

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>Micah's finally gone
Was on something like 35k a week!

(I wouldn't have minded keeping Hutton on for the memes, though.)

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I'd unironically take him over fucking Zorro

...and rolled all the way across his arm and hit his finger which stopped the cross to Salah
Stonewall

But he isn't a superstar. Lets say Kane doesn't play next Thursday. Who plays instead?

Harry Kane
Jadon Sancho
Marcus Rashford
Callum Wilson

These are the four forwards picked for England's match against Netherlands. Sterling is considered a midfielder despite Sancho being more of a midfielder than Sterling. But that's rather irrelevant. I forgot Sancho because I considered him at best a winger and I don't think he's ever played as a FW regularly. So, lets assume he will be played as a striker... is he really good enough to win us games? I mean, this is the best I can think of if Kane isn't here. Something like this (note that a lot of these players can be switched in and out, I just couldn't be arsed. Like TAA or Gomez or whatever being played, or Lingard being RW and Alli being AMC or Barkley AMC and blah blah).

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lel

THIS is a strange post user.
The other user was responding to an image featuring the third tame impala album, categorised within that image as a "One Tune Wonder".
The post was his refutation of that claim.

Except it never goes into details to cover massive sales like £300m for Neymar. By that logic Barcelona are one of the best run clubs in the world, despite spending £130m on Countinho. How much you've spent shows that you have gone out of your way to purchase players, rather than make do with what you got. It is also much fairer for all teams as to not unfairly favour teams purely because they got a lucky sale once 5 years ago kind of thing. If you go by total spent since the PL began, you level the playing field. You ignore sales and you can see what teams have spent.

The only alternative to make it 'fair' is to compare wage bills.

Manchester City are bracing themselves for a barrage of offers for winger Leroy Sane after their latest contract negotiations with the player proved unproductive. (Mirror)

>Paris Saint-Germain are ready to sign Philippe Coutinho from Barcelona on loan with an option to buy the following summer. (Mail)

Arsenal manager Unai Emery has made personal contact with Paris Saint-Germain defender Thomas Meunier in an attempt to convince him to join the Gunners ahead of Manchester United. (Mirror)

>Manchester United have launched a move for AC Milan goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, according to reports. (Star)

Rumoured Man Utd target Bruno Fernandes has said he likes Liverpool a lot more than Manchester City, while discussing clubs in the Premier League.

>Arsenal manager Unai Emery has made personal contact with Paris Saint-Germain defender Thomas Meunier in an attempt to convince him to join the Gunners ahead of Manchester United, according to the Mirror.

Paris Saint-Germain are ready to sign Philippe Coutinho from Barcelona on loan with an option to buy the following summer, according to the Mail.

>Reports in the Mirror suggest that Rafa Benitez could be dispensed with if the proposed takeover goes ahead at Newcastle. They claim that Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nahyan and his Abu Dhabi-based group have Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger at the top of their list.

Leicester City manager Brendan Rodgers is considering a £14m bid for Crystal Palace winger Andros Townsend, according to the Mirror

>#Torino have reportedly reignited their interest in #Inter midfielder Roberto Gagliardini, but the Nerazzurri will want €15m-€18m to part with him

Paris Saint-Germain are not just targeting #Napoli midfielder Allan, but also defender Kalidou Koulibaly, claim reports in France

>#Torino are reportedly preparing a €13m bid for #Napoli left-back Mario Rui and are ready to exercise their €10m option on Chelsea’s Ola Aina

#Inter are reportedly back in for €40m rated #PSV Eindhoven winger Steven Bergwijn, as their interest in the forward hasn’t waned with the arrival of new Coach Antonio Conte

>#ASRoma are reported to be offering #Shakhtar Donetsk’s Paulo Fonseca a three-year deal worth €2.5m a season to become their new Coach

#Inter are yet again negotiating for full-back Matteo Darmian, as Manchester United continue to demand €12m for the Italy international

>#Inter have agreed a €13.5m deal for #ASRoma striker Edin Dzeko, claim Sport Mediaset, with a contract worth €4m per year

Neymar has moved to formally deny the accusations & has released all WhatsApp communications with the accuser. In a 10 minute video response, he shows that text conversations exist after the alleged rape in which she talks about how great the intercourse was.

>>Paris Saint-Germain are ready to sign Philippe Coutinho from Barcelona on loan with an option to buy the following summer. (Mail)
>
>Arsenal manager Unai Emery has made personal contact with Paris Saint-Germain defender Thomas Meunier in an attempt to convince him to join the Gunners ahead of Manchester United. (Mirror)

You repeated those ones, la

>#Inter have agreed a €13.5m deal for #ASRoma striker Edin Dzeko, claim Sport Mediaset, with a contract worth €4m per year
I really wonder how the fuck this came to be considering up until two days ago Roma wanted 30m and Inter offered 15. There has to be a bunch of players thrown into the mix

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Any errors I blame on my editor

what happens next?

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>not saying
>any errors I blame on my tears because Spurs didn't win

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Hendo and Lallana are such bum buddies

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I actully laughed out loud

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Liverpool win the CL for the 6th(SIXTH) time a few years later.

How? His opponent had man tits

Pretty sure that kind of pose just got China all up in arms

Wage bills would be a good metric, I agree.

>It is also much fairer for all teams as to not unfairly favour teams purely because they got a lucky sale once 5 years ago kind of thing.
Yeah, but going the other extreme makes it sound like selling off players for £50m each is literally no different from letting them leave on a free.

lel

Disgustingly disrespectful.

Lads. Since Liverpool win the CL we're gonna get hundreds of films and DVD's now because it happened in the 30th Year of the Hillsborough Disaster.

Since FIFA have established that putting your feet on the trophy is grounds for the title to be stripped, I move that Spurs are declared the winners

>what happens next
>IGNORE THE NEXT 5 YEARS LA
lmao COPE

so, the wage budget is a better way of proving a club is an plastic club that buys their success over how much they spend on transfers?

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All it took is one crazy math nerd and his lawyer friends.
It did get really bad though, the club was briefly owned by the bank and almost bought by the man city owner.

...

>Neymar has moved to formally deny the accusations & has released all WhatsApp communications with the accuser. In a 10 minute video response, he shows that text conversations exist after the alleged rape in which she talks about how great the intercourse was.

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Tbh I was just joking about
Surely FIFA aren't the kind of corrupt organisation who'd go to great lengths just to appease the Chinese market, right?

so theyre going to finally admit they killed their own now that they have some success?

I always thought Benitez was good ernough for a team like Newcastle or Liverpool, are Newcastle fans getting tired of his football?

>liked by
nonces

she will be getting banged by jamie for chatting that shit

Please note the lack of feet on the trophy.

Is there a rule about calves on the trophy?

No, Newcastle fans all love Rafa.

>he shows that text conversations exist after the alleged rape in which she talks about how great the intercourse was.
lel

Out of all the years to win it, they win it then. Imagine had they won the Title.

New owner wants Mourinho or Wenger because he's heard of them and he's paying so he gets what he wants because that's how saudi sheikhs operate.

hear ye hear ye new thread on the board

>Imagine had they won the Title.
they never will lol

>tfw Lallana will probably get a new contract

Yeah, I'm thinking Toby's

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I would say so, yes.

Go to new thread, frendo