/cyc/ - /giro/

Rai started already, so comfy.

LANDA
A
N
D
A

Movistar will go 1,2
Nibali 3rd
Roglic cracks
MAL 4th

Why cant other sports compete ?

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Is a siberian dog an athlete?

>Oskar Svenson
NORDIC POWER

Is snooker a sport? LOL

xc running that low. Chart immediately exposed.

FOUND A RAI STREAM
ustreamix . su/stream.php?id=rai-sport-1&token=b5f-84b-11c-319-7bd-ca4-912-920-b38-a7c-4b

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Cross-country skiing is far more physically demanding than cycling, because it involves all muscle groups, whereas cycling massively privileges the legs.
Just watch any given time-trial and you will see pretty much every finisher collapse on the ground in agony and stay there sometimes for several minutes.

>Rai is hoping Landa betrays Carapaz

The absolute state of Rai.

>tfw no rugby teams formed by cyclists

based rai rooting for fellow europoors

>stream quality is so good that my connection is lagging
its not fair

nah, they said it happened in the past that 2 team mates fucked up big in the end

>tfw no cycling teams formed by rugby players

Cycling is the toughest sport I've done because of the duration of suffering. And you can suffer day after day because it is low impact on your body compared to running. And the training is much more intense than any ball sport.

If I were Landa I would attack Carapaz. May the best man win

Same, Chaos is a ladder

you're late
they interviewed a girl in the public from Ecuador with nice titties; best moment so far

They've been wanking for the past 2/3 days at the thought of Landa attacking and leaving Carapaz alone, only Cassani is decent enough to say it's not happening.

lmao these ads are just ridiculous, what the fuck is wrong with italy

Which one did you get?

>having a ride with friend
>heavy rain

>on working days
>sunny as fuck

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>using gears

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>La Locomotora de Carchi

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It's an objective scale...

AWWWWWWWW Carapaz with the family

*blocks your path*

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It was cold until 2 days ago but now it's how as fuck wtf.

Will Carapaz get nibbled today?

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eeuuh global warming la

Its a steaming pile of shite

Nibbles gonna get rogla'd today.

Then you need 2 weeks to recover after that. Cycling you do the same thing again the next day

Why are dog carts outlawed?
This would be a very green mode of transport.

>using short hair

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is the stream stopping every 50 seconds for you as well ? really annoying

Same

Oh god I have completely skipped most of the giro this year, due to exams and work. Haven't seen a single mountain stage..

What have been the happenings of this GT?

Haha, no I'd say for most mere mortals you need 2 months to recover properly from an ultramarathon like that. Only people like Kilian Jornet can recover in 2 weeks. In fact, with regular marathons most elite athletes don't programme more than 2 major events in the year because they take such a huge toll on the body.
In a way you could say that 1 ultramarathon for a runner is roughly equivalent to 1 Grand Tour for a cyclist in terms of the physical toll it takes on the body.

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>What have been the happenings of this GT?
Really struggling to think of any. Big Tom crashed out
Some great wins by breakaways. GC has been boring

Jornet is a beast. He should switch to cycling

Carapaz coming down from a 3/4 min deficit with big attacks in multiple mountain in a row.

Any chance of Nibs or Roglic breaking Carapaz today, or has he been too strong?

Carapaz has been looking better in the last few days but today is all-in day so anything can happen.

>big Tommy D crashed out in the start
>rogla in lead after TTs
>nibbles marks rogla on first mountains
>gives minutes to carachad >for free
>rogla gets a mechanical while his team car is on a piss break
>gets bike from team mate and crashes on downhill
>superman with the absolute worst luck with mechanicals

Have you had breakfast yet?

Imade some nice porridge with blueberries, banana, goji berries, honey and cinnamon.

Now I am lying in my bed again with a cooling pad on my knee...instead of being out and riding my bike, fuck.
If the pain stays for a few more days, I will lose all my progress...

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just stop being a looser bro, i couldnt do sports for 3 months because i was stupid enough to go cycling with an ingrown toenail and they had to cut away a part of it afterwards

Sounds like a meh GT, except for Carapaz cucking the favorites

Sad Tom crashed out

Porridge with honey, raisins and banana. Waiting for the rain to stop before going for a ride. But the more I wait the more Giro I will miss.

3 months? Horrible....any gains lost, all the hard work for nothing....would never be able to motivate myself to start from scratch

first 2 Km at 58 Km/h
ouch

you lose some gains yeah, but you'll re catch them more rapidly due to muscles memory

Make your guess if Ackermann or Demare will drop out today, Ackermann came in with the last group yesterday some 15 minutes behind i think, could be that he saved energy or hes finished

>using pedals

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Wish I had a comfy job doing live cycling updates in between trips to the canteen

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>Giving your money to yet another black/white basic kit at insane price company
Should've gotten some dhb shit or torm if you want the classic look.

If they go full gas for the entire stage grupetto will have a hard time making the time limit.

Caruso ahead to prepare helping Nibbles later

so far so good

Caruso attacking, Nibali is preparing something!

I would not pay that much but they do make some nice jerseys. I saw Contador was wearing this brand Gobik. Never heard of them but they looked decent. I might buy one of them they are only about 75e.

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>sprinters and shit tier riders already distanced
I wonder how many of them will go OTL

Based Caruso going full gas on the front, will be absolute carnage

>Eurosport is only live in 1 hour 20
Why the fuck am i even paying for the player if these fucks cant even show the best stage fully ?? meanwhile they show every shit match at the french open

>ustreamix

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Maybe they are not allowed to. There is no reason not to. Right now they are only showing highlights of yesterday

+++ NEW STREAM +++ WITHOUT LAG
www.open-live . org/it/rai-sport/

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diret link ok . ru/live/1966157799097

Does anyone really think Carapaz will be exposed today?

Masnada and Dunbar 15 seconds ahead of the peleton

cycling.today/2019-giro-ditalia-live-stream/

seems like Nibbels had a mechanical and is brought back by a teammate

Yes

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For me, it's Hatsuyama

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Amador Bilbao Pozzovivo now at the front

Caruso riding in 2nd position maybe Nibbles feels good

Now that's a trash statistic

Some of the Le Col designs are okay. Paying in excess of €100 for one them is just way too much imo.

Paying for a nice design is fine and €75 for one of those doesn't seem to bad.

but you can get older team kits from the last seasons for 50 euro or less. rather support my favourite teams than wiggo

He will try something even if he is not feeling good, thats the nibbles way

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10 guys in the break then 10 seconds behind the peleton of 20-25

this is the peleton right now

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Cataldo tries to bridge to the front

>mfw crashed with my mountain bike yesterday
>mfw went over the handlebars in a flat trail at 25km/h
>mfw hadn't crashed like that for a long time
>mfw basically made a frontflip and landed on my shoulder (and elbow)
>mfw only got some scratches
>mfw kinda enjoyed it

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Zakarin is in the break with Caruso, Amador and Bilbao which has 30 seconds now

I'd rather not pay to be a living billboard for some company when you can get similar priced decent kit.

Pretty strong break, good things gonna happen.

Shit's going down today

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Going out for a ride now. No attacks until I get back. Okay? Thanks

brehs...

Looks like Jumbo wants to send Roglics last helper to the front, one Mechanical and he might loose the podium then

Lol, wonder if the sprinters will really make it in time this stage.

It's not like they need to.

#savethebambini

It's not like the organizers need to let them through since it's only a TT left. Don't have to worry about having an actual peloton going through a procession stage.

>Ackermann out of delays
>Démare get dragged by FDJ's car in the delays
>Claims the cyclamen back

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believe

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Masnada winning the jersey would be awesome

According to the live tracking on giro Mollema is already distanced in the 2nd chasing group behind the peleton 2km behind

>moleman

>Mollema

Lmao

hes 1:30 behind already

based commentators mocking """e-sports"""

Group 2 = Peleton

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Jungels is even further behind and Ackerman has a 8 minute gap

>Jungels behind Ackerman

This can't be real AHAHAHAHA

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Who is in group 9?

no hes behind mollemas group and Ackermans group seems to be the last

brambilla seems like a faulty device

Seems like the loosers are coming back now due to the slow pace

these valleys are too long

we need non-stop climbing

Olympus Mons as start stage 2035.

300km with 22km elevation. The gravity being less than half of Earth helps.

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>using men

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Save the penguins

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Ads are definitly better than here

it's already too late

What is Masnada's aim?

What's the purpose of continuously attacking almost every stage and wasting your energy for nothing in the end?

Froome would win this if he could be asked

Ackerman and Demare DNF/OTL would mean... Cima takes it lmao (well, based on today's standings)

Lol, just discovered there is a combativeness classification as well....now it makes sense.

Is this the last stage? (as in competitive)

It's interesting how it's always burgers parroting this line, considering the advertising culture over there. You'd think they'd be used to it.

other than a TT

Burgers are proud that there are no ads on their jerseys but anywhere else in their sports

Might be saving himself for the TT.

It's still a fair point though. Paying to get to advertise for a company feels dumb.

Using legs

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Design your own jersey.

owayo.com/konfigurator_html/index.php?sport=cycling&product=bikejerseys&lang=en&land=us&design=etape

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>he doesnt support Astana
cant help you then

>Mikkel Honoré just said on Danish Eurosport he heard Astana will attack on Manghen
from cyclingnews

youtu.be/Xr45P4Si9o8

who are you quoting?

>using bike saddles

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if you support a team which isnt main-sponsored by a company you dont have that problem

What the ETA for stage finishe. Going out for the champions League init

No.

For me it’s the Slav

For me, its Lopez with a long range attack

Just think, there are places in those mountain forests where no human has ever stood in the history of Earth's existence.

Pretty sure we’ve touched every single bit of earth at this point

> He doesn't support Androni Giocattoli, Sidermec, Bottecchia, Ivars, Lauretana, Tre Colli, Salice, Regolo, OMZ, Rosti, Selle Sanmarco, Indumet, Asteel, Tenuta Ulisse, Ulian, Fracasso, Ciolo Promo Components, Humangest, Inkospar, Eleven, Bryton, Bristot, Biotex, Barter GmbH, Anthea, Cams, CAMA, selflaps, Roto, CAMA, Miche, EDA, Shimano, Sixtus.it, Conte, Vittoria, BiciSupport and Punto Grafico

Dropped.

Lads Jose Antonio Reyes died

giroditalia.it/eng/stage/stage-20-2019/

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Depending on the speed, 16:50-17:39. Probably closer to 16:50.

was he wearing a seatbelt?

Thanks danish lad

Also -1 hour for you.

>sponsored by you
kek

Was Alonso driving

Who?

I doubt that. Are you saying every forest on Earth, someone has stood on every square foot.

Yeah probs

What the hell's with all the fallen trees?

>Masnada on his own

mentalist

autism did this

a storm that apparently took down 14 million trees in this region

LMAO These Italian Trees Be Weak As Hell

CONIFERS BTFO

No way, dude.

With all due respect, Europe, you can't be wasting storms on amateur forestry. We in the US need these storms since they are a form of population control for us. We use them to clear our trailer parks and keep the population of poor white trash manageable.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cima_Coppi

Is it a some sort of natural reserve area? Because that's unironically millions just laying around throughout the route.

Is based moleman going to try something? He sent 2 guys up the road now

Damn it, these roads are not steep enough. I want to see pain, suffering, sweat, blood and most of all DEATH. Damn you to hell Giro.

There were huge stacks of them beside the road at some point, so I assume they are collecting them for wood, but I think theres just so many that it takes them a long time to do it.

SeneCHAD is kill :(

Who planted them trees then dumby?

he was distanced on the first climb if the rider data was right

is that dumoulin's bike

Yes the trees will not be wasted, but it has happened recently and it will take years to remove them all

Based Astana crashing this race with no survivors

Astana in front, happening soon

mfw

Astana up the pace

>it will take years to remove them all
>years
Meaning some Italian contractor has realized that eventually the trees will rot and he will be paid to solve a problem that will solve itself.

Roglic alone as usual

bodies everywhere

How is Nibali completely alone already? His team can't possibly be that weak.

jeez thats some decimation by astana, Carapaz only has landa now I think

>Simon Yikes

His top lieutenant Caruso is in the breakaway

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>le mongface

Evolution, Britcuck.

Posting from the Netherlands. For some reason I get a US flag.

Let's go long range attack SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAN

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I thought Carthy was a mongface

Roglic....

nooo moleman

Nibali and Roglic die together

>Nibali
>Roglic

NIBALI DOWN

HAPPENINGS!!!!!

omg 117 km to go... this could be a massacre

Giro is ogre

It's over congratulations to carapaz

Landa could win the Giro if he wanted

>Roglic
>Nibbles

reee

LANDA FOR THE PODIUM

NIBALI NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened with the trees?

why asphalt so new? is north italy a swiss tier rich?

Movistar 1st and 2nd place!

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Lopez attacked too early and now they are already catching the break, he will have to slow down for them if he wants any help.

This is the third time an Ecuadorian has won something relevant in a sport. Bravo Richie.

tiny gap, will come back on the descend
pretty pointless desu

Strong winds killed the trees
Floods and landslides killed the road, made a new one

Lopez has a lot of time to recover even to get 4th.

well duh thats why he attacks so early

What was the other two times?

oh no actually it seems they timed it perfectly

Roglic and Nibali can't even hold Sivakov's wheel kek

>nibalo and roglic dropped by Sivakov

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>descent

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Will Roglic ever win a GT?
>good season prior to grio
>3 (three) TTs
>2 of the other favorites out due to injury
This really seemed like the best shot he could hope for.

they will probably catch on in the descent, needed 40 seconds or something

well, that was anticlimatic

plenty of tree stumps to be impaled by

roglic role in this giro is to piss off nibali

He peaked in early spring, next year he will prepare better.

Jeff Perez’s gold medal in deathwalk in Atlanta
Andres Gomez’s winning Roland Garros

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no. it's too late for him now.

Update the times already reeeeeeeeeeeee

Theres no point Giulio, its all back together

KINO LANDSCAPE

Fuck piss shit Eurosport, super important descent and they go to commercials and top 5 dancing tennis faggots vids.

he's only been a pro for like 3 years or so. Give him time

Jesus, were people killed in this storm?

>zakarin
lel

does anyone else see the face on the left? spooky..

Watching Zakarin descend unironically makes me anxious

he's 30. aint much time left.

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that shitter zverev delaying every german eurosport coverage

yeah
29, still time

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On the positive note, that's a lot of good wood

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Imagine driving along those roads when that storm hit. Scary.

Must have been some apocalyptic shit

not with jumbo visma lol

What are they talking about, I wonder.

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if ac milan will ever make cl again

fallen trees blocked the road
even by foot it was difficult to pass

Forming a group in case MAL and Movistar decides to attack again.

Right now both Nibali and Roglic are desperate now, they have realized they cannot compete on the climbs.

He shouldn't feel bad about it. No one was touting him as a potential GT winner until very recently.
At least he wins a bunch of stages and other races.

Madman MAL is going to attack again on that little uphill directly after the descent, he has already sent Bilbao up the road to support him on that following flat section

>if ac milan will ever make cl again
That will be a pretty short conversation.

There was a landslide and a flood also.

Yes, but I'm talking about before the storm hit. Surely cars were driving before the apocalypse hit.

Rog asking Nibs if he's got any spare batteries for his pedal motor

>Bahrain tactics

yeah, I've posted the images yesterday

>Landa

bahahaha, Movistar tactics imploding

Giro finna bout to deliver

mountain roads in Italy have a sign at the beginning: with snow or bad weather the road it's closed, you'd risk a huge fine if you pass on

Best stage already

Would have felt like the end of the world.

now we wait for the next climb

Where is Yates? With the pink jersey?

>Yates group
AHAHHAHAA

commentators said somewhere behind the favorite group

>you'd risk a huge fine if you pass on
or pass through the pearly gates

it's Nieve

>yates

in the 2nd group m8

Fraudo compacto

That's what I thought, sad!

QUINTANA ATTACK

>WERKILUL

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what flag is that?

das raycis Dunbar!

Eritrea

Newfag to cycling but it's Roglic, Maika and Nibali for me.

that Irish lad is pale af

H-have you got any more of them rare pepes?

he's gonna win the combativeness classification
he's second place in the mountains classification, also a nice prize
and he's won the Cima Coppi, ANOTHER prize

He's had a very good giro, so you sound pretty ignorant about the sport "loserbernd"

There's a special trophy for the Cima Coppi winner too.

Nope

also 5 points away to win Intermediates GC

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someone's gonna crack today. my money is on roglic

Yates is back.

>for me its Hugh Carthy

Based Wiggo, I imagine he browses /cyc/

>ZiANO

This dude is so patsy white. It's probably hard to ride in scorching sun as we see in Vuelta.

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yikes

>Wiggo
>Based

>daily leader of sprint classification 30k
>daily leader of mountain classification : 700 euros
>the virgin climber vs the chad sprinter

Both Roglic and Nibali

>br*t
>based
That's a yikes from me

The first group with a 2% climb is going at 52 km/h

wiggo thinks nibali was just sandbagging

>daily leader of sprint classification 30k
They get paid 30000€ every day?

When will the shark bite?

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30k lira maybe

>SHIT Tom

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is that Markie Mark?

What about pink jersey?

We have Euro...

>1,77
at least hes a manlet not fair that some people get to have it all

>believing those constant high on weed Brit commentators

Shiggydiggy

Carapaz servicing his team mates with the bags.
Okay I didnt like him but now hes won it over me.

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>Zakarin
>descending

>Zakarin in charge of descending

so the giro pays out more than half a million euro total just for the daily leader of the sprint classification?

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I predict a crash...with no survivors.

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About Reyes.

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Proving themselves to be the strongest sprinter on a stage earns the top three riders between €200 and €800, whilst a stage ridden in the purple maglia ciclamino is a €750 payday. Finishing the race in that jersey earns a rider €10,000, down to €3,000 for fifth place.

That ass on the side of the road

No that user writes bullshits

oasport.it/2018/04/giro-ditalia-2018-tutto-il-montepremi-quanti-soldi-guadagnano-i-ciclisti-cifre-di-lusso-per-la-maglia-rosa/

consider how good domestiques are paid (not Landa/Valverde/Kwiatoski), thats actually some earning for them and sponsors are happy.

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>10th Lacoste ad of the hour

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Based Moleman

cheeky

very nice

pretty sure they collect all prize money and divide it equally at the end of the year. So Froome wins half a million for winning the tdf he splits it all with the team

Nothing will happen this stage.

delet this

cuties

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There will be attacks. Many attacks

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All the prize money is split evenly with the team.

checked

BEDANKT JAN

>Carapaz

OH NO NON NON NON NON N NON NO NON

ok I'm ready. They are allowed attack now

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THANKS JUAN
THANKS CAMPAGNOLO

based boomerposter

can we go up again pls

TAK JAN

>british food

yikes

i really hope that Scouser slip tonight

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will Roglic be BTFO by Campenaerts tomorrow?

Yes

me too

same
having such a great season only to end up with nothing would be absolutely hilarious and quintessentially Slipperpool

Brian Holm discussing the finer points of quick release angles. Turbo autism.

kirby and his fucking minecraft fantasy

im in love

What group is Roglic in?

what are they playing?

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>that ""food""

Maglia rosa

This is such bullshit. I don't get Kirby or Holm or Contador or Juan. Just the mediocre Irish commentator plus Kelly

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9000 spf

Thanks, couldn't find him on live timing

Can't see very well, pinacola maybe

great bants

bacon and eggs. how could that ever not be considered a good meal?

Just got here

What’s happening. Are all the favourites together?

>t. colonized cuisine

Yes

Johnny Foreigners are insulting delicious Anglo food

what is in eros saddlebag?

>Again sucking up to your eteran opressor
>oirish people

>me no like them
>me no eat their food

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>WorldTour transfer rumours: Alaphilippe to Direct Energie

well, he had a nice career

>being cucked by your oppressor this hard
Might as well be Ulster

what why would he do that? quickstep cant afford him?

God: Hey Italy how much beautiful landscape do you want?
Italy: le Yes XD

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DE would make him the best-paid rider in the world, but shit, that would mean he wouldn't win anything again

>Deals already done, though not yet announced due to cycling’s August 1 transfer date, include Vincenzo Nibali (Bahrain-Merida) to Trek-Segafredo, Mikel Landa (Movistar) to Bahrain-Merida and Julian Alaphilippe (Deceuninck – Quick-Step) to Direct Energie.

>

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How many estimated bongs until they finish?

>y
>w
>c

>So, Julian, this year you are only riding on Le Tour, and you will attack on every flat stage, going 150km alone and losing afterwards

Total will sponsor direct energie in future and will pump more money in the team

this many slovenes by the road, just to get dissapointed by roglic

Ineos might get Carapaz and both Quintana and Landa leaving as well + Valverde being old as time Does that mean Movistar will go from 3+ captains to 0?

all customers who started following last year

...

According to Martinelli Astana wanted Nibali back but couldnt afford his wage

Cycling has quite big public in Slovenia since ever

not really. Slovenes are like that. They will go everywhere we have a good chance to win something. They were on the tour for the past two years.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! FUCKING SRAM

based

>aaaaaah, fucking SRAM

>germans thinner than most
That's odd. On of our sterotypes of the older German couple is fat, jolly Helmut and his equally fat wife Heidi.

>30mins of descending

That's just the Bavarians

Fun fact: Sram (cpaм) is "shame" in russian

Grazie Ivan

Ugh during commercial?! Pls someone post link

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Based Bauke.

Got called racist in Pret a Manger lads.

you now remember Degenkolb dropping his SRAM 1X-meme chain on the poggio this year

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Will caruso and pozzo leave with nibali? There won't be anyone to suport Landa.

tell us what happened lad

lmao, sponsors will not be happy

I was being racist

There were rumors about Mas to Moviestar. They should have kept Landa though.

In pret a Manger?

That's racist bro.

please dont remind me

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based

Landa never delivered and will never win a GT just like Ritchie Porte. Mas is promising

fucking hell. literally the best thing that has happened in this race

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>twitter.com/GaetanScherrer/status/1134818517436588032
Julian Alaphilippe has anounced that he has re-signed with Quick Step for two additional years

Based

Yeah but he would have been the perfect last man for Mas.

Enric Mas will go to Movistar and win a grand tour

Yes it was in Pret a Manger.

absolutely based

>the failing l'equipe

fake news

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instagram.com/p/ByK1NO1o4BC/

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And you were being racist?

lmao

I've never had an issue with eTap, and I'm running a 53/36 crankset. Why do pros have issues like this and dropping chains?

Good boy picked winning over money.

bit gay, cant stand this muppet

it's real instagram.com/p/ByK1NO1o4BC/

lefevere is about to get metooed

Fireworks at the start, now a snooze fest, I trust MAS will launch a suicide attack the moment the descent ends to make it KINO again.

anybody who can climber higher than 100 meters gets a pro contract in the netherlands

What smart/sportswatch or similar devices do you use to track down your cycling stats and training progress?

Powermeter is too expenisve, what about heart monitors?
Is there even a good, reliable and affordable heart monitor available?
Looking through the reviews, the systems are always too delicate.

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gold

going on a date with a qt stripper tomorrow lads, what should I talk about?

based patje desu

only one that will be able to battle mdvp

How many dicks she got [spoiler]at the same time[/spoiler]

Cycling. duh. One of the biggest races in the world will have just finished up. It's all anyone will be talking about.

No doubt he is one of the best paid riders in the peloton

how much cock she has already sucked

Cycling

LMAO

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Ask what she thinks of Démare being stripped off the cyclamen jersey

Wahoo ELEMNT Bolt + HR-strap and cadence-/speedometer

~300€

Arghhhhh

Dunno never had a problem with my eTap either and I run it 1x.

I've seen one guy drop his chain with eTap but that was because he was showing off how fast it will change the front derailleur up and down.

I have a Garmin watch but I take it off while cycling. HR is a better than nothing if you can't afford power meter.

funny enough we've been texting for a few days and she actually does want to know more

the democratic candidates

>Roglic trying to make new team mates with Ineos Sky

Kek

>Jumbo Pissma nowhere to see

cadence and marginal gains

what's her stance on saving the penguins

>~300€
Yikes

Based Roglic making friends with the dark side

nice

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How is Nibals doing?

Ask her why her father left.

Nothing, you will look stupid talking to a fictional stripper in public.

Are the final climbs meme climbs. I hope they are.

explain to her about how Shimano is vastly superior to SRAM complete with video evidence from Mollema

Go on a rant about how Armstrong is the best cyclist ever

>come to Jumbo to help me win the TdF

he is doing the same as everyone else. doing fooking nuthin

Wahoo ELEMNT, Polar H6 hrm and Stages power meter. Works great, but not particularly cheap. Yay disposable income.

doubt she is actually interested 2bh. she is either really into you or just really desperate.

Oh yeah that one gets mad bitches on my dick. Practice reciting it in YouTube comment sections for maximum efficiency.

lads my Garmin HR strap causes chest pains no matter how loose I keep it. What should I do, or any alternatives?

and that already is pretty much the most NEET-friendly solution if you want power data

sure it's not the lard-clogged arteries?

Italy looks comfy

Could use a wrist based HRM. Not as accurate but good enough and less of a pain in the arse of using a strap all the time

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I am very sure

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where is the russian guy who posts the screencaps of awesome landscapes? the scenery right now is beautiful.

p spoopy skellington

Pull them pants down abit more

>tfw we have no beautiful mountains landscapes
I'm very jealous

Wahoo has their new arm strap HRM. Don't know how it works or if it's comfy though.

bit gay lad

Nice waterfall shot

just werks and is pretty comfy

this desu

For me, it's Movistar being competent when they don't have to compensate for Can'tana and Boomberde

last chance, nibbles

More like last change for Carapaz to increase his lead before the TT

Surely if you want to gain 1m+ you have to basically use your one and only shot at the start of this climb.

Thats exactly why movistar is riding a hard tempo right now

easy pink for carapaz if no attack from nibbali or roglic

Don't do this. Unless it's ANT+ and has really good reviews.
I got a chinkshit one and it's ass.

Fraudlic badly placed. Hes gonna blow

nibali moving up

Carapaz's mates have been amazing this week.

moviestar>astana>others

he peaked to early this season

PANTANI
REI
DEL
GIRO

I agree. I liked seeing Movistar being competent in the giro but I will be rooting for Astana and Birdsong in the tour.

>Birdsong in the tour

classic Danish masochism

Cum on make a facking attack

Is this moleman's best grand tour?

he should stick to winning 1 week races

There was that tour a few years back where he was legit headed for a podium finish but then crashed in a descent
Think it was TdF, might've been giro

I use the garmin watch for running. It is perfectly accurate 90% of the time but sometimes gets confused with cadence I think

this faggots

moviestar = sky 2.0

>Birdsong in the tour.
*rides to top 15 result*

I would invest my NEET money into that equip, but seeing how slow of a progress I make and how my left knee is already hurting from a bit over the top effort, it will be wasted money....

As a Brit, I can see why Sky is annoying now.

CAM ON NIBBLES, WIN SAM FACKING STAGES

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He's always so confident even though there is no way he can win. If he's so stubborn about being a GT winner he should try the vuelta or even giro instead of the tour during the Sky/Ineos era.
Anyway I can't help but cheer for him.

2019 WorldTour J U S T Power Rankings
1. Sunweb
2. Dimension Data
3. Katusha
4. Trek Segafredo

skytrain riding by power meter all the way up the climb =/= movi-trident attacking and counterattacking spectacle

But Trek are winning the mountain jersey?

katjusha never wins nothing

German commentators making fun of wiggo

Trek have Ciccone

>Trek over CCC
Shit list m8

Haven't won dick all year prior, Richie continues to disappoint

He had a TdF where he choked it away when crashing on Mont Blanc.

19th stage, 2016

what did based Jean-Claude say?

Hoping for memes during the UCL final

Roglic covers Nibali
Nibali doesn't attack
Carapaz takes pink

wtf is going on

how many bongs/bings until then lad

roglic and nibali simply don't have the legs

oh you're doing all year, not just the giro. That explains why Quickstep isn't in there

I just hope it's not gonna be a borefest.

SUPER MAN ATTACK

Superman saves the day

LOPTANA ATTACK

>Subparman

>zakarin dropped

LOL

LOOK AT ALL THE SLOVENIAN FLAGS

free Landa

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LANDA BETRAYAL

Gwan Landa

wtf is landa doing

He wants to get on the podium.

Break getting caught

how is Landa so fat

forcing roglic to work

forcing roglic to protect his 3rd place

winning the stage

FUCK THE PINK JERSEY LET ME A PODIUM

>ROGLIC BLOWN UP

Landa is such a quintessenial villain

Aaaaaah fucking running spectators

nah, just letting nibali do some of the work

>helping your team is bad

Fucking cheats

hahahaha roglic dq incoming

Lmao at that dude pushing Roglic.

somehow Landa always ends up being 2nd best on his team

LOOOOOOL

Based fans

C H E E K Y

>pushing Roglic

Lel

Fucking Slovenians

what the fuck

>roglic relying on spectators now

>pushing Roglic up

WHAT THE FUCK
ROGLIC GETTING DRAGGED BY A SPECTATOR

two idiots

based fans pushing them away

Nuke slovenia

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based fans

Fucking Slavs man ahahahah

>PUSH EET

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>Roglic will be fined for this
lmao

Landa can't tt anyway so what's the point

he's gonna get a fine that's all

A lil bit of a roadside Slovenian connection.

>spectators trying to give Roglic a time penalty giving Landa podium finish
sneaky spanish

Slovenian noob spectators

landa not strong enough

Didn't Landa barely cracked a TdF podium with the final TT a few years ago?

MAJKA DED

This attack from landa is retarded he is gonna lose minutes in the TT anyway there's no way he is podiouming.

>majka

>Russian descending

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Because bardet is even a bigger disaster in TT.

Landa is going to win

>Being betas

based

LANDA
A
N
D
A

Come on nibs

this giro is so kino without bongs in the front

Carapaz riding great

>what's the point of trying it's better to save your energy for when the race is over
t. Quintana

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH FOR LOPEZ

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
>SUPERSRAM

BASED MAL

>LOPEZ MECHANICAL AGAIN
absolute favela of Astana

hahahaha based spectator

lmao

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Hahaha ha fucking based Lopez

>that slap

IM CRYING

A FUCKING RETARD CRASHED LOPEZ HOLY SHIT

Holy shit thats an angry manlet

Lolpez did a Badger.

Moleman attack when?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Based Lopez bitch slapping him

>spectator pushing lopez to fall
fucking kek, this final is unbelievable

We need a grand tour of Slovenia

it was slovenian fan

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ellemao

any pictures of the actualy crash?

Slovenian fan get slapped

roglic fans out of control lmao

Only idiots at the road today

FUCK SLOVENIA

Superman sulking

What's wrong with slovenians

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it was obviously an italian subhuman who got slapped

Roglic dead someone push him.

Does someone have a webm of the lopez stuff? I missed it

streamable.com/yu95r

this
im so ashemd right now

Wish we had a Webm bro

he is gaining on them

Video of Lopez slaps

Perfectly reasonable desu, just some harmless slaps

it was ourguy

The virgin lopez vs the chad roglic

slovenian dressed as a pope
fucking slovenians

Imagine if he had taken out Nibbles

>
he had a slovenian flag wrapped around him lel

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Slovenians are the Colombians of Europe

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he was running after roglic, bumped into another fan and then into lopez who was behind roglic... it wasn't intentional

Literal false flag

Based

would be funny if he had crashed roglic instead

Low iq

hope he doesn't get punished for that

nobody said it was intentional, he was just a fucking retard

i dont see any flag

All runners should be shot

>including vroome

hope this is last giro for us

This stage delivers

he was obvious slpvenian

That was the greatest /cyc/ these ever. Would love to re live it.

Madouas will win

it's actually not obvious

Why the fuck is carapaz pulling for landa there's still the TT tomorrow.

Seething

tud nosi ostale dodatne navijaške rekvizite

Slovenci bi se korali držati bolj enostavnih športov vidi se da tole ni za naš narod

are you for real?

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retard AND blind

nooooooooo Valou

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as disgusting as slovenians are, all other yugoslavians are way worse

obviously a russian flag

BILBAO

kek

Poor Landa can't even get a stage win.

Landa cucked again

>landa

>yates

Holy shit Bilbao has been a beast, Landa's first few meters were deadly

landa :(

>roglic 55 down

LOL

not true

poor lopez, he looks so fucking pissed

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Without all those mechanical and crashed Lopez could have podium.

Wow

>MAL kek

>Roglic exploded as expected

>Carapaz the strongest

>a coffee-picker named Richard

I feel bad for him but what does it really change for him? Wasn't he already behind so he wasn't really a contender for a stage win?

he might be 8th instead of 5th after tomorrow thanks to the idiot

>Commissaires are likely to take a look at the incident after the end of stage 20, with the standard penalty for striking a spectator being disqualification.

Oh no.

actually true

truly the best stage ever, I'm glad I was there
Also I'm still seething that Porte and Vroome got refbiked into the same time as Mollema. That was total bullshit

based

just

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Kek who cares, it was hilarious. And Lopez didn't really list anything.

MAL should have given the spectator some hard right hooks if he's goinig to be penalized anyway

He just hit his hat lol.

kek

Poor innocent spectator run down and assaulted by reckless rider.

kek

With the team that Primož had this is a huge achievement. Bravo Roglič!

BAN

ASSAULT

RIDERS

*lost

Same. SKYbucs...

why did lopez ride over a spectator? how can someone be so cruel

he also hit the back of his head pretty hard

AAAAHHHHHH FUCKING SRAM

Poor innocent 1.85m - 80kg run down and assaulted by a reckless 1.70m - 65kg rider

kekful