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Man. Deer's run when you pull the strap and fish will literally bite a hook and just let you kill them. And you eat those stupid niggas? Bruh moment

was he a /pol/ack?

i don't know, i imagine it was someone that needed to have sex

imagine being so incompetent you can't even make a thread and post it on time

We're all in here

just saw it breaking news on youtube, grim.
No information given so doubtful he's white

For me it's overshooting the pregame and realizing im half cut while I wait in the security line and then proceeding to drink another 8 or 12 10 dollar beers at the game because we're here for a good time not a long time

this was the on time thread tho

frig off

you have 10 dollar beers at your arena?

for me, its planning on just having 4 but end up killing the case on game nights

who doesn't

>me

It was a black gentlemen

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just watched rogue one for the first time and it was pretty good. never saw it since star wars is kind of onions to begin with and the new ones are especially trash.

is the other spin off with han any good?

All zero of us

The Wild would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Rogue one is the only half decent film in Disney wars, and even it’s mediocre at best when you start looking past all the high budget crap they throw in to all of them

>nobodies talking about them
>he still talks them

You cucks are only mad because ONE of the main characters is a woman. You contrarian cucks are pathetic.

Says no one. Thanks for giving us the new garth snow at least with your retarded GM, giving teams free assets for jack shit

Come join the fun it's not like theres hockey on anyway

>amateur
>boreball
>both at the same time
I think the fuck not

>nobody mentions dicks
>sam starts sucking them

i like women

Star Wars has always been shit once you get past the spectacle. Hell, look at the ones from the 2000s, when the special effects were not so special.

I can't suck dick for shit

It's not like you have anything better to do nigger

solo is worse. i saw it in theaters but probably will never watch it again. hope this helps

professional boreball is on

>regular season in 1640000 game season

Quite frankly I'd rather do nothing than watch baseball. It's unbelievable. I don't think a single sport beats baseball for the amount of players that will try for so long and never amount to anything

I blame the jews

Nah. The characters in Episodes 1-6, while certainly lacking in some areas, all had dimension. Can you even name any of the secondary characters in the sequels? I dont even think I can name one of the main characters.

Do other movies get a special night in hockey like Star Wars night? When’s Lord of the Rings night or capeshit night?

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yung sammy is my spirit animal

Star bores is capeshit and that's why the usndt is a sham program

>literal whos playing for literally nothing .

and nothing will be done. republicans will say thoughts and prayers and get on with there life

only fucking country this shit happens in but
>totally not the guns i swear guys!!!

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I remember fucking around outside a college gym when I was like 14 (totally forget what I was doing don't ask) and this fucking dweeb came up and asked to get by me. I actually liked his bag and he said it's for players on the baseball team. Who gives you this shit? You got a fucking baby neck

>mlbs next stars
>more local to the small communities
College is >pro at nearly every sport

Rey and Kylo became interesting in the new one. But all their scenes were there to undo the damage from the first one where Rey was an unlikable Mary Sue and Kylo was an autistic retard throwing temper tantrums every day

America is hardly the only country with mass murders

Also you want the guns so bad feel free to come and try and take them you no neck having limp docked commie faggot.

This

It's my God given right to own any type of gun I want without government interference no matter how many people are shot down asshole

Soon

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>America is hardly the only country with mass murders
that sounds like cope to me
are you a foxnews customer?
they point at nigeria since they had a school shooting too.

This.
Go Sharks btw

You get the wall first, bootlicker.

Doors open feel free to try faggot.

They have schools in Nigeria?

Pretty sure Karlsson wants to win a cup before he retires

See
I'll blast you before you get close

I dunno maybe they homeschool just like magapedes in the red states because muh education makes people liberal.

boy its like a gamethread in here

Stop talking about politics. Nobody gives a fuck

The only memorable thing from e08 was the cringe scene where kylo was shirtless in the room with Rey, and later Kylo killing off the only interesting character in the series (at least I think it was him)

Niggers

Business idea: trick all mass shooters into buying a plane ticket to Finland and doing their shooting over there. /hoc/ is now saved.

got some wings from 7/11, the official food of /hoc/

thats not panarin

?

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posted from my hueawei phone

t. Hardeep Pateen

how did you know my name?

fuck off gurdeep

I used to like the wings but now I like the flats. I used to just tear at them like a fucking idiot. Rip the skin off, tongue punch the meat between the bones. But when you know what you're doing you'll realize quick that flats mog drums into dirt.
You just pinch both ends of the wing, twist one of the bones, pull it out. Then bang. You got basically a nugget with a stick in the middle you just don't eat the second bone. It's that easy

frig off avrajneet

nobody cares about your lifes story sam

Fuck off albortions dont kill my vibe

Obviously you do if you're still replying to me by name

I suck the meat out of the middle like it’s a soccer mom’s stinky pussy

I will remind you Communism (a political system created by and for the Jews) killed way more people than Nazism ever did.

lets watch mighty ducks

drumsticks and it's not even close

if you don't eat the bone cartilage you're a pussy

The biggest problem with hockey right now is it's run by jews

Two posts back to back and both are right

Whatever could you possibly mea-
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wxW2FLR5u50

Based

i hate it when your slurpee starts to turn into ice so you gotta constantly mix it with your straw

?????????

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Lol

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Robust and creamy. Just like Byfuglien imo

Literally waiting on hold with my ISP for an hour still haven't spoken to an agent

Thumbs up emoji

Big penalty here for the Whitecaps

was going to call mine but i'd probably just punch a monitor

More beers or go for a bowl? Can't be both. I have to be up by 10. Tomorrow

Yikes
Who’s your isp

How about both and don’t be such a fuckin pussy

dubs and you chug some beers and smoke a huge bowl

Xplornet

I'd rather have dialup it would probably work better

Every time someone says "dubs and both" it fuckin happens. And every time I wake up the next day (on time because I'm resilient) but either throwing up mid sentence or still fucked up because I only slept 2 hours

If quints connor McDavid retires next season

dubs and you get good sleep

Check to see if there’s any local ISPs in your area
I use start.ca, unlimited usage @ 40mbps down / 10mbps up for $50/month (inb4 burgers chime in, that’s good in Canada) and since it’s local customer service picks up immediately 24/7
Really happy with them

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I don't bother evading when I get a ban that wasn't meant for me since I don't care about this place much anymore. Crazy that my 3 days were more than enough for Kuzy to get off. Based NoseHL

I live in a desolate hell hole. The only way you'll have usable Internet to stream sports or join a good lobby online is to play at work

Bait

don't talk to yourself plz

How do you get a ban that wasn’t meant for you on a static ip

Nah
What? I use Windows

gonna have another beer and smoke more weed cuz im not a pussy

Oh nevermind youre retarded

And?
It's fuckin on then

Yeah I’m thinking this is based

based drunk retard

I'm serious though. I have shit to do all afternoon. I could quite possibly be rocking the same buzz I am now when the game starts tomorrow.

>And?
And It’s not worth explaining something to you to get an answer that I really never gave a fuck about to begin with

While I don't give a fuck about you either. But here we are

Indeed

i for one will be doing yard work tomorrow while still drunk from tonight

I get last reply. Stop fucking talking to me

>what? i use windows
having a chuckle lads.

Do you ever grab a soft style lunch cooler and a 6 pack and just drive the mower around the yard with the blades up?

For me, it’s the beer in the crotch while sitting and cutting grass

gonna do some of those 12.oz curls tomorrow lads haha already did a few tonight lol

Yep. I'm thinkin based lads
youtu.be/PqXwslCcPws

>i'll take an xxxx-l and one ticket to the canes game, please

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Lines in my area dont support that unfortunately, what's even more aggravating is they installed fibre in my area but I'm literally one road over from their service area

lol did you save this from when i posted it here like 5 months ago? i was actually looking for this pic

no i saw it somewhere else about a week ago, i forgot where. might've been Yea Forums or Yea Forums

>mormon city hockey

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just had a thought, lads

Lad me too but I’m saving it for the next thread

is there any reason to pick hughes over kakko anymore? sure an international tourney doesn't mean much but kakko was a 1 man army against nhl (albeit C level) players. he's not the fastest skater, but he's insanely strong with the puck along the boards

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youtu.be/RD7vKmglHMc

>v-vegas has no prospects since they got rid of brannstrom and suzuki
>chicago wolves literally about to sweep the calder cup final
tfw realize you lads are all obese retarded hill billy neet le battlestation racing chair gms with literally less hockey iq than shannon

>4 tickets to the jets game, please

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now imagine if you didn't trade away all those prospects for paciojanetty

most teams top prospects play in college, junior, or euro leauges, not ahl.

>team with griffin reinhart on it
>good
The only good prospect on there is fucale and he is meh at best. But whatever floats your boat vegass. That trade will still haunt you

>just walked into the China cabinet

>"user, you're not fucking around are you? you're gonna drink all that vodka?"
>yeah i am
a conversation i just had at the liquor store

wow reinhart is suck a fucking bust

he's cuter

nobody cares

Aggravating? That’s borderline frustrating

To be fair they lost only one prospect out of that trade, but at the same time he is a fucking beast and might as well be a guadreau clone

i unironically have a push mower. tomorrow i'll just heeming the weeds though

>cuter
>than a finn
not possible

kek

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you do

i went to get beer and i saw 2 lesbian couples, it was weird. they weren't butch either, they were like hot college chicks

>might as well be a guadreau clone
hahahahahahahahahahaha based

Did you jerk off to they're tits?

did you offer to fix them?

*skates around you*

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Jesus fucking christ

The Chinese can invade America any time now

>they weren't butch either
Not real lesbians then. A chad can easily bring them back to our side

weird how those lads have way more friends than you huh?
keep eating hot pockets while not brushing your tooth or showering, ya virgins

>two tickets to the vegas game, please

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As in a really good player. Dumb vegas babu

first day trolling on 4channel kid? heh, i used to be you

Can someone explain to me how it gets hotter in my house than it ever was outside all day and then it takes like 3 hours to get it from 76 degrees back down to 70 in the middle of the night

Be honest man, no one wants to be friends with anyone in those pictures, they all have no better options

>this educated professional is an idiot because he doesn't pander to my mental illness

because your house does a better job of letting heat in then it does dissipating it

yes. he is.

based

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>be canada
>lose in literally everything you do
enjoy the raptors getting swept in 5

what sport is that?

calm down vegass we don't care about the pooptors

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It’s sad because I bet that onions drink is probably pretty healthy and delicious but I can’t ever know because I can’t buy it without thinking about these types of people

But nobody was discussing the raptors at all. Fuck your “sport” anyway nigball

>Gasol will inbound... Siakam back in... you gotta be aware of the inbounder here if you're Philly.... it's off to Leonard... defended by Simmons.... IS THIS THE DAGGER!?!?!?

He plays for Vancouver. Based on that alone you can cut his estimated performance by 60%

who wins?

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Ok thanks are you a scientist

faggot

no but i took a couple thermodynamics classes in uni

>YOU THINK YOUR SPECIAL..... YOU DO

are you the one who doesn't know the difference between an isp and an os?

>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... GAME.... SERIES.... TORONTO HAS WON

wow what did i ever do to you????

thinking about big burly blonde burger blueline bardown bomb blasting brock boeser

i have so many fucking pictures in folders that i intend to use for comedy but i never post or look at

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youtube.com/watch?v=f98BO18YzZw

same bro

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getting a good nights sleep

i forgot about this lad

Some days I worry about how much mental illness I expose myself to by posting here.

if you are here its already too late

if you're here it means you're either retarded or a loser. or both

Habs avalanche finals 2020. You heard it here first. Also colorado wears Nordique throwbacks during this series in order to promote the relocation of florida to Quebec City for 2021

hell yeah brother

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what the fuck

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Get rid of Carolina first at least Florida has a couple dozen 6/10 gals

sorry bro hasb will barely miss the playoffs again during their 2nd year of "rebuilding but not really" phase

>2021
>Seattle starts play
>Yotes relocate to Houston
>Panthers relocate to Quebec City

desu, that would be a based season if all of that happened.

i might have a 800 page pdf on kippers and grease making utv look like a fucking amateur

It sounds bland as fuck. It's basically food for people with no interest in cooking or eating. No idea why the people who drink it get so excited about it when it's so boring.

i want to cum inside kippers bunghole

post the link you coward, become a legend.

>It sounds bland as fuck. It's basically food for people with no interest in cooking or eating

Just like every British dish ever.

*wins the 2023 selke*

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too good to be true

I’d rather carolina and their stuff than the barren wasteland of miami. although the girls there are nice, you have the downside of being in literal fire, and publix
Habs have the core growing, and I think they’ll take the needed steps. They only barely missed the playoffs and by like 2 points. Also that prospect farm is just nice to look at

did anyone translate the gravestone in OP?

>It's basically food for people with no interest in cooking or eating
that describes me perfectly.

kek, same. one of the reasons i smoke weed all the time is to give myself an appetite so i don't waste away

Would have made the Chel if coach had just put me on the ice with 5 minutes left in the championship game.

chel 19 free for xbox with gold if anyone is interested

you had a 17 GAA

Eating cheese strings again

I weigh 130 pounds i'm a fuckin skeleton
I just don't like food, and never prioritize it.
I wait until I get hungry to eat.

on a diet?

yeah i'm 6'0 and usually hover around 145-150, trying to put on some weight this summer

No. I love cheesestrings

good luck bulking, do it for the gains.

had 1 beer and it gave me a decent buzz. weird, usually never happens

thanks, it's all a concerted effort to make myself better this year and that will be a big component

make sure you lift too or it'll all go straight to your gut

just woke up lads

just pumped out some push ups

how many

He was talking about manually pumping gas because he’s an indian like Sam

I'm not a fucking Indian. I'll gut you like a pig if you call me an Indian

indian

ARGGGHHHH IM SO ANGRY GRRRRRR

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hard as diamonds right now

watching nxt lads

i used to think the song when you were young by the killers was ultra gay but it's quite good now

this fucking heat bros

I’m stubborn. I refuse to set up the portable ac until Canada Day

Bingo hall fed

>he didn’t slaughter all the natives in the name of Manifest Destiny
Laughing SO HARD

it's nice and cool here lads. feeling the coastal breeze

Fucking yoked that cfls back. I could set lines for CFL. Consintant money maker. Every week

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i, too, am feeling that coastal breeze

the leafs did though, didn't you hear?

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Sorry lads those coastal breezes are just my braps

give me a song and i will listen to its entirety

Canadian Railroad Trilogy

youtube.com/watch?v=iW1jxJ6ISks

Same lad. Then I realise that Im probably not much better. Then I get sad and leave... For about 15 minutes and Im back.

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my room was 87 degrees the other night couldn't fuckin stand it had to turn the ac on

thoughts?

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youtube.com/watch?v=D0BCUumCEFY

youtube.com/watch?v=4jfpcZtjxHg

youtube.com/watch?v=EPfmNxKLDG4

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youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0

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do canadians really?

really what

suck dick?

only chicks and gays

That’s like 95% of the canadian population though?

haha got eem

100% of Americans don't suck dick because they are all devout Catholics (beaners)

you already linked this before, so i know this song. i like it

>21 mins
jesus christ nigger

>1 hour
no

very 90s

i was obsessed with this song earlier this year, same with the cover by jeff buckley

it's okay, i prefer 80s europop

what about a midget hockey league?

if that were true id have a much easier time getting my dick sucked

I’ll suck your dick

i think that is what its called when you are like 16-18

nice thanks bro

what about a little person hockey league?

My mom won’t stop crying.

hit her

That seems kind of mean.

give her the dick lad.

I’m a volcel

did she find out youre an alcoholic? thats the last time my mom cried

Me please. i don't know what it is like.

her husband was unfaithful

>you already linked this before
did you listen to it in it's entirety just now?

are you 5/5?

you in college?

god no

gotta move out of your moms lad.

she lives with me

youtube.com/watch?v=ll5NLWhduFY

oh gay
my dad left my mom for our neighbour when i was 7
fuckin boomers man

I wanna die lads

good lad

i wanna live lads

i just wanna get drunk do blow watch hockey post on hoc and kill weebs

don't care if i live or die lads

>these are the types of people who hate anime
pottery

i don't hate life but sometimes i wish i had a qt gf who liked hockey, preferably takes it in the butt and has cute feet. you feel me?

again, i don't hate anime. i hate weebs

t. nerd

>preferably takes it in the butt
why? you might as well just find a femboy that ticks all those boxes

sometimes I wish I had a gf but then I look at my brother and father with their bitchy wives and think I’m doing alright

yes

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it's chill but german is fucking weird. i can't help but think of rammstein

i might be going to singapore in september

the trick is to not settle for a girl just because she's some chick willing to marry you

because when i was a young lad my gf was on her period and we were drunk so i put it in her pooper and it was awesome

based i wanna go there too

you might be gay

It's swedish though.
But yeah, languages your not used to hearing does often sound weird

i get more in the mood for having children than having a gf/wife, no joke. i want kids, i'd make a great single father

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what’s in singapore?

>letting a period stop you

same friendo

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that's the strangest swedish i've ever heard. sounds german

so innocent
so naive

youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU

you're all invited to my bonfire. bring beer

lots of cool stuff

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such as?

singapore is weird. they're such a rich international hub that english is considered one of their official languages

I can see how you'd think that, because of how it's sung in that song.
How about this one then?
youtube.com/watch?v=-zopUsiiuZE

Kevin Lebanc was the best player for San Jose on the 5 minute powerplay

Just watched hardcore henry
was a pretty fun movie
didn’t have any hockey though

all i want is for my nuckies to be good again :(

fake trees and lady boys.

that's russian my dude

It’s not one of those places you go to fuck ladyboys is it?

such as the thing i just posted open your eyes

this sounds way more swedish. are you the swede into shoegaze?

next year, bro

shouldn’t the sharks have beat the blues? what happened?

surprisingly not. it's the richest country in the world, so they have a ton of futuristic shit and everyone speaks english with an english accent

They have the talent. Unfortunately the same retarded management is still in place

sorry my friend, but that is also swedish

Makes sense. Sorry, but that would not be me

the sharks didn't beat the blues

sounds cool, you’re not going alone are you?

sharks were stacked though
maybe it was jones all along

naw that wasn't me, that was some other user. he probably wants to fuck ladyboys

same thing that'll happen to the ruins

youtube.com/watch?v=WUTVmuqviqE

meant for

i wanna visit south usa. i imagine it's almost a completely different country

the craziest thing is that it was a 3rd world country not 50 years ago
the rest of the world could learn from singapore

can’t imagine that would be much fun

imagine how good the ice is on pluto

i wouldn't

just got home

too hard
you want your ice to have a bit of give to it

What do you think the procent would be

I really want Yotes to KC but that's never happening

AHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the blues hit like fucking madmen that's what happened, and is what is currently happening to Boston

youtube.com/watch?v=bGeXp9eZ5Ec

AIHL starting right now

Fuck i never get quads on boards where
it actually matters

Fucking hell.

now you have

me on the right

i will never forget the time /hoc/ discovered the cosco cup. must've laughed for 2 days straight

embarrassing desu

>St Louis, November 1965
only two years before the NHL ruined their city forever

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wow look at that whore showing too much leg

I want them to be just good enough for the fans to burn down the city again

hockey today lads

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i mean who's really gonna be upset, it's victimless crime

I kind of hope we have an eastern Canada vs western Canada 2020 final just so hoc isn't so fucking boring

I hope Gary relocates every canadian team to the sunbelt

so you want the league to fold entirely?

that's not necessary, we just need a canucks vs any alberta team in the playoffs for massive shitposting

Yeah but by finals time if it's fucking Arizona vs Florida who gives a shut for like 2 months aside from the draft and July 1-5

that would actually be a pretty meme worthy finals. 2 teams that have never done fuck all suddenly meeting in the finals

As a born and raised west coaster I fucking hate the east coast. There's way too much shit and too much people. People are way too overactive and every thing sucks. I thought it'd be cool because there's so much hockey all around but it's not. East coast sucks.

Actually just relocate the Sens and that's good enough

The main issue is that no one cares who wins or loses. I actually enjoyed watching the hill billys and tranny bay lose this year.

>private gender neutral bathroom at work
>sit down on toilet to take a shit
>sitting on the same toilet that girls sat on to take a shit and piss
>my bare ass cheeks on the same seat as their ass
>my dink and balls hover over the same toilet bowl as their pussy

Practically had sex with the whole office lads

my peepee goes soft when it gets close to vajayjay

nice

Nice. I call every girl I work with "man" or "bro" and fart right in their fucking faces and tell them to hold it in like bong hit. Needless to say I have all their fucking numbers and they text me 3-4 times for every one word text I send them. Do I fuck them? No, I work with them. But soon...

...the orgy to end all orgies...

>no one cares who wins or loses
but those are some of the best series because you have no investment and you can just enjoy hokkei

I don't give a fuck about St. Louis or Boston and this final has been my least favorite since Tampa Chicago

is this true? does this strategy work?

why would he lie on the internet to strangers?

Yeah it actually does but you have to counter balance it by being extremely nice and personable 1 on 1 and not mean or aggressive at all. They feel special that way

yeah i'm not too into it either. the east was a mess with tampa choking so boston got an easy road to the finals, and st.louis just sort of came out of nowhere

my eyes hurt from another long day of gaming

>he
USA hockey insured card carrying former ncaa dyke here buddy. I call all the girls my "boys" and they love how alpha the cte and lack of social awareness looks

didnt your boyfriend take you over to your bulls house tonight?

Myself and a few finn posters kept praising Boston and St. Louis right when the playoffs started. Not saying I predicted this but if you follow hockey the outcome isn't so surprising which is probably why it's so boring

don't listen to finnish lies

only 3 weeks to go until kakkos big day

Buddy nothing compares to sitting alone in a dimly lit room with you cat and staring a big, un decorated wall. Sex is overrated. Not to mention filthy!

Most boring finals of the 2010s:
>2010 CHI vs PHI
>2012 LA vs NJ
>2014 LA vs NYR
>2015 CHI vs PHI

2012 was quite possibly the worst

What if Kakko goes first overall boys?

the finns will get uppity

I actually really, really enjoyed 2010. The first reverse sweep and prongers antics, the cup drought for Chicago. The other finals you mentioned were shit. Especially 2015. Chicago fans didn't even care.

a lot of /hoc/ "proscouts" will be saying atodaso because they watched a few of his youtube videos.

tampa played like shit. as expected of stamkos, dude never shows up in the playoffs

The 2010 playoffs as a whole were defintely entertaining. Philly just kinda shit the bed and lost on a really lackluster overtime goal.

Had they won game 6 it probably would've been a classic

>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>BOMSTON IS IN THE FINAL
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stamkos doesn't get enough heat for being a choker

The whole playoffs was pure kino

>rph

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watching buffy lads

The 2010 cup finals had anti niemi start vs Michael leighton lmfao and game one ended like 7-5 oh ho ho ho

that's mostly because the entire tampa team gets heat for it

>poocherov
>point
>stamkos
>johnson
>hedman
>vas

literally none of them showed up against the teds

wtf america?

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tampa bay rags

>sup

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florida islanders

>rags south

what the fuck was dubass thinking when he signed kneelander? who let a child be a gm? absolute fucking morons.

grease you little weirdo

*dabs*

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wow i guess this means kneelander is better than kucherov

yup

yeah i'm thinking we gas the swedes

He's söyified

He couldn't trade him so he decided to cave. Should've took two 2nd rounders for that useless faggot

imagine being the >laffs and you're not even the most popular team in your city

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this shit is spooky

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youtube.com/watch?v=GPq6CIlk4No

watching mib 2 lads

Just woke up

ok.... fag

hope the warriors sweep in 5 just to see the absolute ass devastation that would come with it

liar

just fell asleep

call the ghostbusters, bitch

why are you like this, grease

this thread just got real greasy... if you know what i mean

jk bro, love you very

oh ok

Grease desperately trying to emulate my signature edge. Cute...

except I was the one reassuring everybody it was bants in the first place

Sorry you're just too soft to have an edge, Ukraine. I mean heh I mean grease

do you have any ancestry in Edmonton?

yo wtf are you psychic I'm literally the mayor of Edmonton

BTFO

neighbor is like throwing his glass dishes against the walls lads.should i be worried? sounds like a bull in a china shop

no joke, show up with a stack of like 5 spare plates and ring his bell. When he opens up, say nothing. The Zen will blow up his synapses.

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probably heeming the fuck out of his wife

also, have a good month /hoc/

call the police, keep us updated o k thanks

who will sign for more, karlshit or marinara?

he's an incel

marner believes he's worth as much as matthews, so

he's tripping balls, then

>almost 3 am
>tired but have 1 more beer to drink

Go to sleep lad. You will thank me tomorrow.

but my beer

It will still be there tomorrow, dont worry.

almost the anniversary of Ovi's win

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I unironically hate yinzers

BASED :DD

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he won't want it tomorrow

update: I'm better. Eating only wet rice and crackers. Better be hungry than in discomfort, right?

Anything to excuse your traitorous swamp right? Trumps sending the country into a recession, praising dictators, praising pedophiles, praising criminals, enabling the very worst of people by claiming racists and nationalists are fine people. The list literally goes on. You want to claim the left is crazy? Look at the rights attack on Obama. Dijon mustard, birth certificate, and a fucking tan suit caused them to lose their racist collective minds. No maga, I’m afraid the crazy is stacked heavily on the right and as is maga fashion deflect and project. Which is exactly what you’re doing. Oh and that Russia investigation not only confirmed trump is a criminal, but that he surrounded himself with criminals with the intent to defraud the US of a fair election. You magas are a breed of ignorance born from Fox News and the Republican Party. Enjoy your delusional state because when things collapse you’ll find yourself attacking the next Democratic President cleaning up your mess like you did with Obama.

>still haven't named the suspect
Basketball American for sure.

braindeads

How's Edmonton this time of the year?

He was named, you idiot. But hey, just keep on with your conspiracy theories you dumb cuck. They’re out to get the white man totally you guys

Who are we pulling for in the cricket World Cup?

shut the fuck up kike

tfw no toronto gf to tease over playoff losses to my bruins

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youtu.be/6L3r_50AgB0

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based

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How long until hockey

A couple of months

8pm EST
i cannot into math so you figure out how many bongs

that's approximately 2,5 bongs

"an ass that farts, shits on the doctor"-Epicuros

>86

Just under 9 hours

I enjoyed 2014 for watching the >rags lose. 2010 wasn’t bad either since what said, but 2012 and 2015 both sucked ass.

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twitter.com/markscheig/status/1134811839110533120?s=21
Is he /ourdraftpick/?

won't be watching tonight, have adulting to do

I remember being the most disappointed with the 2015 one
Last 2-3 years has been pretty kino desu

2010 - good but anticlimactic ending
2011 - good
2012 - shit
2013 - good but anticlimactic (albeit meme) ending
then literally all of them up until this year have been shit, these first two games have been decent imo so we'll see

I’ll disagree
2014-good ending (why would you want the fucking >rags to win?)
2015-horrible (fuck you anaheim. Had them by the dagger)
2016-okay (shorks shorking in the final is still funny)
2017-decent (nashville and pissburgh just wanted to rip each others throats off. That and rinne getting murdered)
2018-kino (every game had some memorable shit, and that blown lead in game 5 was amazing)

When was the last time the underdogs won the cup? At least not this decade

pongs wongs rematch

PEKA RINNE

whatever happened to him?

14 was okay
15 was very disappointing
16 was pretty entertaining, the Sharks were so close yet so far
17 was very entertaining desu, very physical and lots of trash talking seemingly going on on the ice
18 was very good, Capitals dominating, great games and Ovie finally getting the cup
19 so far is great, physical games, injuries and suspensions already handed out

I swear every single mother is a caps fan. What gives?

Haven't had a good cup final since Calgary beat Tampa

Kings in 2012. Although they did play NJ, nobody expected either team to fucking win. Also if the finals was switched, it would have been arizona >rags. Just imagine that final if it happened

headed out to go do things, lads. hope i dont get shot

*dabs*

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every single mother as in every single one of them or every single single mother?

*reading chinese*

Dropped a huge Tavares just now

The kangz were good after they aquired Carter

Still probably the single most awkward position I've seen in hockey

No you don't

yes, but did you slot them as a finals team in like march?

imagine being in any other timezone but EST
imaging having to watch hockey at 5pm

If it's not between Alberta and Thunder Bay I really don't give a fuck about it. Canada's heartland.

alright who's making a new thread?

just woke up

me, and it'll be based

I got next loaded and solved the captcha already

Vancouver’s year

No fuck off its my hoc

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