>Sat 01 June
21:30 NZST
10:30 local
New Zealand v Sri Lanka
Cardiff Wales Stadium, Cardiff
00:30 NZST
01:30 local
Afghanistan v Australia
Bristol County Ground, Bristol
>Sat 01 June
21:30 NZST
10:30 local
New Zealand v Sri Lanka
Cardiff Wales Stadium, Cardiff
00:30 NZST
01:30 local
Afghanistan v Australia
Bristol County Ground, Bristol
>NZ v SL
Shan't
>AFG v AUS
Shall
Oddly, it makes me happy that sebbesity won't watch our game.
Sophia gardens is the one ground suited to bowlers so if your a betting man, go for low scoring
>our game
to be fair it'll be SL's game
>based BSA tip
SHALL
/cric/ without sebbo is like _____ without _____
africa without ebola
a cricket forum without fat casuals
A pleasant day without any cringing
misaki without usui
not surprised that sebbo an american has no understanding of the allure of the pub
youtube.com
new video up lads
>2019
>drinking beer
Yeah I’ll stick to my vodka and water thanks
when the banks collapse the stud holding cash is gonna get a lot of blowjobs
shall be dabbing in front of ATM queues when it happens
anyways I am off to bed so I guess this is goodnight lads d:,-(
>not bullion
cazz
For me its blacks caps
for me it's using my bullion to buy bouillon
>New Zealand v Sri Lanka
Cardiff Wales Stadium, Cardiff
Millenium stadium ?? Oh nonononononono
based rambo playing tonight boys
Favorite JAV artiste?
I will flash my crypto ledgers in front of girls
>dropping Khawaja
JUST
what should I get for lunch lads
zinger stacker
good call haven't had KFC in yonks
just had a delicious hot dog at the footy lads
just had a delicious thai green chicken pie at the pub lads
think I’m going to get a choc top at the ice cream truck lads
nachos on the cards
we're all having a wonderful time :)
having a beer lads
eagle bay kolsch if you were interested
how good is life lads
>matt henry in for southee
tipping a loss
I claim Richo's sister in the name of Jesus Christ!
I also claim one-way airfare from Brisbane Airport to Tucson International Airport for Richo's sister in the name of Jesus Christ.
>long weekend
>beautiful weather
>back to back sports for the rest of the day
>beer in the fridge, pies in the oven
doesn't get any better
he's back
thread's ruined now lads
>back
bitch i was never gone
Sounds pretty good m8, here's me:
>missus back today
>presents
>whisky
>spaghetti meatballs cooking
>fights on
>rugby on
>cricket on
>family do tmrw
>friend's do Monday
>sebbobesity on a plane
FUCK
me in the middle
One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with Sebbo.
Across the dark sky flashed posts from /cric/.
For each thread, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to Sebbo.
After the last post of the thread flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of the thread,
especially at the very slowest, most antipodean posting times,
there was only one set of footprints.
This really troubled me, so I asked Sebbo about it.
"SebLORD, you said once I decided to (you) you,
You'd shitpost with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the grimmest and direst times of the thread,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed a (you) the most, You would leave the thread."
He whispered, "My dear bro, I love cricket and will never leave /cric/
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried the thread."
the chad incel pedo
the virgin obese lebo
Kek
I know for a fact you're depressed as fuck and feel hopeless over the state of the world. You are addicted to shitposting and Yea Forums and keep coming here. It is medication for you. A distraction that takes up most of your time, whilst the hopeless, depressed part of you is pushed to the back. Anime also fulfills this purpose for you.
But of course away from here you can't hide it. I bet when you're not shitposting here, the state of the world eats away at you. You know why things are the way the are. You know about what goes on behind the scenes. But you also know everyone is too stupid and brainwashed to realize, let alone care. And this fucking scares you. As the world continues to deteriorate, you know it's just gonna get worse and there's nothing you can do about it. And you waste your time here, using it as a distraction.
Please don't try to damage control, because everything I've posted is correct. You've discovered things that you can't undiscover, and your mind will never be the same again.
So go on, put on your little shitposting face. I know it's not the real you. The scared you. The hopeless you. The depressed you. The you that sees the world for what it is, but can't do a single fucking thing about it.
>r*cho actually trying to own the incel pedo designation
yikes
LOL
>he doesn't enjoy some good old shitposting
incredible how quickly the quality of the thread dips when sebbo arrives
dipping like his health quality lol
despite making up 0.0000003% of the population, sebbo makes up 50% of the mass of the United States
Be fat somewhere else smeggo
You now remember Ruru
cric/ket/
hope fat dude comes through like this today.
>SEVENTY SEVEN KILOGRAMS
>be me, sebbo
>live rent free in your head
>be me, actually sebbo
>inspire entire armies of copycats out for revenge against antipoodean shitposters
/cwc/ grimmer than expected.
>fatcunt and his shitty facey "memes"
no one has ever in the history of /cric/ replied to one let alone said something good about it
>doxed himself through posting a shit facebook meme
pure pottery justic
the retards talking to himself again
That was fucking gold
>>AFG v AUS
This could be good given Afg's recent form.
Portfolio?
Made all these when ripping on smeggo was mildly interesting.
harrowing
absolutely fucking stuffed lads
hmm
have never seen this photo in the archive before
this was my favourite
Might give this number a call.
Thanks for the repost lad
will definitely not be calling that number
he's on the ropes lads
Could've sworn I drew more. Maybe not.
OH NO NO NO
coming back to this
...
Kek
love that brazilian
looking good mate
>it's still up
new record
fuar
Used to like saori hara in College days, now not particularly any.
had the alastair cook sex dream again lads
tipping Sri Lanka
fuar
You didn't like that one ay. I thought it was pretty cool.
hmm what happened
so true
checking what this webm actually is
Would glass this cunt if I ever saw him in town.
lmao brainlet rabadar is playing into kohli's hands. That guy literally thrives on it.
windies looking physically imposing this World Cup
>mfw dominate /cric/ all day every day
steve bucknor debunking the natural variation myth - ASMR
Why do white people here (figuratively/literally)suck Black(windies) dick so much?
it's genetic for whiteys to prostrate themselves before their BLACK overlords
they’re superior beings
No wonder your race is doomed
>le white race meme
I would've say anything if you guys weren't unironically cucked
for me its cbt from a small asian girl
literally no such thing as a white race just like there is no such thing as a brown race
Here's another cuck whose country's airports literally have Chinese signs. How more cucked you guys can be?
t. second largest english speaking nation in the world
Because we were literally governed by the Brits just like you. Are they getting governed by the Chinese?
tourism is an important part of our economy
you never know what worse luck your bad luck saved you from
h*cking based as fuck
honestly.................................. cant stand racism
true
could have been the Belgian Raj
So is getting owned by us.
As the Ashes will prove.
hmm
>we were literally governed by the Brits just like you
we wuz brits though
cant wait to finally win the ashes for new zealand lads
good morning
>Tendulkar
*sip* ah yes, they don't make chokers like him these days
New Zealand don’t play the ashes mate
He's absolutely correct. Kohli is a pussy that shows aggression but can't take it back. Be it with the local fans or the opoosition crowd or the bowlers.
Cheers for the ban request sebbo, but you can’t stop me.
indian for din dins
bit racist those last two posts
May be but he's doing more harm to himself. Kohli gets extra pumped if you say things to him.
ooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo fernandoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I can’t wait for the cricket to start so we can get back on topic tbqh. Getting pretty tired of the same old shit
You sound like you’re 8 bro
Madoka WILL save /cric/
what show will we be viewing today?
>This block lasts 15 minutes from the time a janitor submits a ban request, and is removed immediately if the request is denied by a moderator.
Unluggy uce.
he really is just pathetic
There’s showing “aggression” like Ganguly and then there’s being “cool” like Dhoni.
And there’s Kohli, the only people who think Kohli is aggressive are zoomers
so true
So fucking fat you can't even submit a ban request correctly. Neck yourself you obese sack of dogshit.
Whatever works for him. He's getting runs.
See you in a few days
Are you coming over? I'm not going anywhere fatty.
Oh but you are. See you in a few days
Imagine pretending to be a lawyer but actually you're a basement dwelling obese neet that's a janitor on an image board FOR FREE. FREE.
lads,
when would be the ideal time to activate my 14 day kayo trial? when are all the good matches?
thanks in advance x
Looking forward to fatguts spamming stale underarm jokes tonight.
sebbo's behaviour is morally impermissible
KEK his phone number is in the spam filter.
Racism is morally impermissible
Australian coach confirms that Smith and Warner are psychologically COOKED from the booing
based rabada dropping truth NUKES that pooli simply CANNOT handle
KEK imagine getting banned during the cricket world cup.
kohli obviously has a borderline micro penis
Make amir captain
Captain showman
testing, just adding words so it doesn’t consider it spam
15202301661
Anyone know where I can watch the cricket World Cup in Plovdiv?
why the FUCK are two games on at the same time
Just stream it.
let me get back to you
>first match in the aus/nz time zone
>delay it by three hours from 7:30pm local time to 10:30pm
what the fuck are they thinking
>sebbo breathes
>antipoodeans seethe
I want dat dere big screen experience
ICC hates cricket and wants it dead
Gamon Njuuji :p
Here's a stream ya bald poof
*pisses on you*
Based and redballed
Cringe and whiteballed
didn’t ask for stream you unfunny dickhead nonce
2015 was the last cricket World Cup final NZ was in. Incidentally, it’s the same year that fatguts last saw his penis.
of course silly of me to forget
but seriously why push it back on a saturday? I thought the idea of later starts was so wagecucks could catch the last session on weekdays
peewee owned
I have no one to watch the game with lads
>bowl first: the tournament
at least the later start means I can watch my AFL heroes conflict free tonight
dude just bat deep lmao
also didn't save South Africa
it’s a vocal minority that hates sebbo. 95% of /cric/ worships him in respectful silence
no
proxy off fatty
>unfunny dickhead nonce
Bit rich isn't it?
Hmm
Reckon one of those votes was from his iPad.
the two votes were sebbo on his phone and the ipad
sebbo is a confirmed multiple device poster so those two votes were literally only him
Anti-sebbo squad out in force.
TUD060 - Black Bay GMT
- or -
TUD061 - Heritage Black Bay Shield 39mm
which one should I get lads
uh oh
it’s a vocal minority that claims you're not a blow-in cazz shitter. 95% of /cric/ fucking hates you in disrespectful contempt
This is a Seiko general m8
Reckon they both sound like utter shit
Redpill me on sebbo plz
obese american from tucson arizona who spends his entire life on /cric/ despite being despised by everyone
Fat cunt
Tucson
Fake lawyer
Dog fucker
Don’t forget he’s a janitor who spends all his time scrubbing the archives for anything related to him. Likes to try and ban request people as well.
zachy never recovered from this
This pic should sum it up.
sources: kane williamson loves pussy but also the cricket
Take your own advice mate. You're trying to hang your hat on some assertion that a time range between earliest and latest posts equates to a solid block of full-time posting that prevents one from doing anything else. The fact that you can even claim to know my "typical" posting hours is hilariously obsessive. A true testament to my living rent free in your pea-size skull cavity.
I get it. You can't comprehend that a guy of my age and in my profession could enjoy fucking around on here talking about cricket. Fact of the matter is the law isn't glamorous or uniform as the "true crime" TV shows your mum watches make it out to be. A lot of us don't go to court more than once every few months. A lot of us make our money doing transactional work, like real estate closings.
I mean, fuck me, let's even assume my activity schedule is what you assert it to be. So what? You've got an assertion followed by a conclusion with no explanation to connect the two. Law often isn't a 9-5 job. It certainly isn't in my case.
And again, what the fuck does any of that have to do with me being or not being a lawyer? Do you not know what a lawyer is?
Nice reddit post fag lol
>that anthem
Now, I know I made this thread, and she's a beaut, but anyone keen for a matchthread?
Sri Lankan anthem sounds like a kids tv show intro
always prefer match threads over shitty generals
janny might chimp out
Anthems, fucking yawn
absolutely fuck all people at this game, as you'd expect from a match between two irrelevant nations
Good looking set of WAGS there.
Sold out
prove it
Matt KEKry
Who's this met hinry they keep talking about?
Did really well for Kent last year.
Gone fuck off!
Me BTFO
not a good start from floppy b's tournament picks
GET FUUUUCKED
GODDEM
GONE
GO ON
FUCK OFF
GET OFF THE PITCH
If an opener like Jonny nogloves cuckstow gets out in the first over they should have to sit out the next match by default
Sri Lanka vs NZ. one of the most famous rivalries in cricket
GREENTOP
R
E
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N
T
O
P
would not want to be brown and have a name 5 words long today lads
england pitch is flat n shit
450 par
Baldy vs Fatguts. one of the most famous rivalries for greatest failure on /cruc/
why the FUCK do they show this predictor shit 5 balls into a game?
LEAVE
Finna get SHed
Trent Boult has a small mouth
Batting coach won't be happy with that. Thirimanne shouldn't be playing around his front pad on a green seamer
>getting out to matt henry
yikes
playing the long game by ensuring his selection throughout
Hey they’re playing fatguts’ song at the ground.
Is Matt Henry's boyfriend still here?
literally and unironically daniel
>pitch block literally the width of the ground
this is what i call cricket
>NZ allow 400 runs again
definitely shaping up to be a good day to be a white man
The Indian Christian converts are niggers of india
will not tolerate casual racism
they're a little based if I'm honest
Where do I write to in order to formally complain about the on screen graphics?
how is that not the muslim indians?
is the loser of this game pretty much out of the cup?
based boult being shit
reckon de grandy needs a bowl
Yeah I'm thinking NZ have fucked this one
Sri Lanka were never really in
Neither of these teams ever had a chance
Anyone got an acestream plz?
SL have no depth and rely on a few good batsmen
their bowling is pure shit too
NZ firmly on top I reckon
Nasser still on his bender from last night.
you lads beat India just the other day
48a920c77dd0035c9aa71ff34747b775a893e6fb
What is it? It's not like I'm watching.
This one youtu.be
Remember lads this is Sophia, anything around 250-70 is decent imo
air guitar cam
fuck me
projected score of 512
>a warm day in Cardiff
It’s Sri Lanka’s game to lose this one
'Do your best air guitar'.
They do know this is a cricket game right?
hate these gimmicks
so contrived
it's not a basketball game
>if your a
how contrived
too right mate, too right
>losing to Sri Lanka in 2019
That’s an English education for you mate
BIG
BIG
HANDS
GONE. FUCK OFF BACK TO INDIA’S TASMANIA.
Can't get it to work lad but thanks anyway
What about serious racism, fucking subhuman?
Anyone have a stream?
>henry has 2 wickets
>too poor to afford sky tv
its on GEM mate
It was fun to have the semblance of a contest for about 8 overs
yea think it went down
take your pick
saidit.net
Holy shit if he gets a hatrick we’ll never hear the end of it.
>he doesnt know about insectenthusiasts
Hoping that this will be over before the canes game.
Lovely, thanks mate
holy fuck
>GETTING OUT TO HENSHIT
>getting obliterated by henry
KEK
based SL getting their entire match over before Australia's starts
why southee not playing
He got the hat trick? Good.
Read a book pajeet
Reminder Andy Caddick took 4 wickets in a single over and never got a hat trick
HENRYYYY
lankans BTFO
Matt Henry shill here, anyone who isn't a filthy fucking cazzie knows me.
Just came for my apologies, form an orderly line please.
fuck off sheeplover
Maybe when they're not playing Pee Lanka.
*gets smashed around by Windies*
still better than a streetshitter
Why do you hate watching us win so much?
got injured
Fuck off poolover L-M-A-O
Yeah we'll see how he goes. Reckon his time is now though, he can deliver the goods for this world cup then slide back into mediocrity.
fuark that is one ugly pitch
>lion of their flag
>lions don't even live in SL
Every time I feel down, I remember I'm not a currynigger and I feel a little better
Thank you for existing, subhuman
the lion hearted buddhist tea growers of sri lanka
when you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub
That's a Maori
over 99% of games are won if you take 10 wickets within the first powerplay
you need SSRIs you’re a toxic individual. And a nonce
When there’s trouble and strife and you’re fucking Ridgey’s wife, that’s Parore.
Don't be insensitive please, there are complex socio-economic reasons for the difficulties faces by our Māori community.
Scorecard for the 1%
Now we are struck with the painful realization that New Zealand only has two decent bowlers in this game, and one of them is Matt Henry.
yawn
that goblin from the nz tour is there
see ya later mate
I'm going to start calling him Fergusonic cos he's so fast
mate he literally goes to every sri lanka game
Is he just part of the team luggage?
yeah lad 248 seems pretty realistic from here
Reminder if the ball passes 1cm outside leg stump it is literally unplayable and a wide
Where are all the lakans?
the death of beach cricket
double hat trick from de big guy to end the innings
DE BIG MAN
>De grandhomme
>Is not a big guy
DE GRAND WICKET
YOU ARE A BIG GUY AFTER ALL
GRAND HOME DESIGNS
LANKANS BTFO
for you
Fuck up brainlet
I APOLOGIZE TO THE ACTUALLY BIG GUY
I was looking forward to watching us chase 250-300 but I'll take this so I can watch the aussie game
tHe cRickEt WorLd cUp neEds mOrE tEamS iN It
>SL gets bullied by NZ
>again
good day to be a white man
Wouldn't mind seeing a team win the World Cup for the first time
epic meme bro
once knew a girl who was half black half sri lankan
she was pretty hot
Some of the hapas can pull it off. They look like cheaper filipinas
had a one nighter with a half indian half black south african girl once who was easily the best looking girl I've ever been with by a comfortable margin
something about the two complements the other well I reckon
FERGUSONIC
shitskin
FUCKING HELL
Wew lad
yikes
Getting a bit racist
ferGODson
>shit lanka
Reminder SL have won more WCs than NZ and England combined
>and some how, NZ will find a way to choke this
FERGIE
Hmmmmmm
Why are subcontinent teams so fucking shit?
Mature brown whore gets fucked hard by young stud
Will Sri Lanka score a century?
Nice to watch another 'competitive' cricket match.
*yawn*
This but unironically
>half indian half black
weirdly a pleasant mix
You know who is half indian half black - Ashley from Fresh Prince.
who would have guessed they go well together
Freezing my ass off lads, gonna be a long winter
>Browns get fucked by Blacks yesterday
>Browns get fucked by whites today
Tiger Woods is too I think, but also with Thai and whitey mixed in
There is literally no one in the world called Will Sri Lanka
>pakistan get btfo
>sri lanka get btfo
>afghanistan going to get btfo
>bangladesh going to get btfo
>india _________
Needs to have step fetish to attract the millennial views
Give the ball to Neesh
darkies on the ropes lads
>india _________
Going to get BTFO as well
Maybe it's the mix between black ogreness and pajeet beta
Afghanistan will embarrass Australia today. If they don't win i'll never post on Yea Forums again. Screencap this.
APOLOGISE
I bet you nzd100,000 there's at least one
she was fit
Lmao what a retard
takes the good body and the cheekbones of the blacks and adds in the asian exotic stuff to unfuck the face is what does it I reckon
>sri wanka bottling it away from home
who could have predicted this?
brehs
BIG PAKEHA ATHLETIC GENES
lads.......
Is it just me or do NZ fielders run to stop the boundary more than other teams, I always love to see it.
How can Asian “women” even compete
Mummy
Liking the shoelace cam
buddha himself would not decline
A real student of the game
state of you lot
fake tits fake disabled looking ass and body black skin
dear oh dear
Haven't had sex in 2 years, ama
based homo
have sex
You back in NZ Daniel?
BASED queer
I
if we lose this ill still blame henry
>ass
Not him
only boomers still say arse grandad
I would insert her feet into my mouth if you know what I mean
You now remember Ben Wheeler
>Australia 5 West Indies 2 India 2 Sri Lanka 1 Pakistan 1
England has NEVER won the World Cup?
that's insane
I need a name.
want her to crush my head with her thighs
Holy fuck who can stop us lads?
Now that the dust has settled
Do you think it was a mistake cutting it from 14 to 10 teams?
In every other sport they're expanding, getting bigger.
The World Cup (in football) is increasing by 16 teams in 2026.
Why does Cricket want to contract and shrink?
I try not to
>222 predicted score
lmao ok
BASED Scott Styris
what fucking formula are they using for this score predictor?
Best champions were Pakistan, fight me
australia will be 6 in a month's time
yeah everyone does
associates are better than they ever have been right now. scotland and the netherlands have beaten test nations, and scotland did it twice just last year.
I get they don't make money but it's so close minded
LMAO LANKANS GOING OVER 200 LMAO
This could be England's year 2bh
Not liking the soundtrack
its happened again
A pajeet throwing darts at a bingo card
am seething they dropped it to 10 honestly.
>b-but we can use t20 to grow cricket instead
such a ridiculous argument
bet rathy is livid
Not a fan of this Albanian-English woman's music
big fan of bmac in the commentary box
I want to ejaculate inside a pajeet s vagina lads
Need some Isa desu
decent crowd in i am very surprised for cardiff
they need just bmac and sanga commentating
my penis cries out for a vagina
handsomest man in New Zealand
>munro is playing
questionable
reckon judging songs by their titles is fair enough
grim stuff
Reckon that would be Mitchell Santner
based
Just early butterflies m8
>been 10 months since I had sex
why is this allowed?
>Literally watching a test tier team being humiliated at the WC for the second night in a row
>We need more 2nd tier teams in this tournament
Whats going on with those big robo-wickets?
t. complete noob
delete
yesterday was meant to be two teams who are challenging for the top 4 thats why it was the only game on yesterday
Will NZ finally do it this year lads?
Just remembered Will Somerville exists lads
big fan of shitners action
Will Somerville is an actor m8
Aesthetic stuff by Santner
Crypto currency
nz letting the total slip here
Doing a massive kiwi bowling as I type here lads.
Doing a massive 102- 6? Hmm
need to unleesham it soon
WALLOP
Love a good home run I do
Neesham was mean to me on twitter once
this is getting a bit annoying if I'm completely honest lads
>Shittocurrency
Remember when SL had a partnership going for 2 days?
80 is par on this surface, NZ are choking hard and will lose by at least 40 runs
santGOD
Is cricket the most luck-based sport in history? Let's be honest
Ah yes, that's what I've come to expect from the BSKs.
GOTTEM
Santner has a large penis confirmed
imagine getting out the shartner KEK
special needs cricket there from perera
bat the overs
Lmao he is micro dick for sure
the real match is in 2 hours time?
One hour
YIKES
neither is the real match but being from bristol im going to watch the australia game
>220
>bristool
Don't get the association
ON THE ROPES
N E E S H
reckon SL should think about declaring here to at least protect the NRR
Reminder that zachy said SL will win the world cup
He will hide behind irony as the tournament progresses but it will not work
becus its in bristol and its the only watchable game being played there and its going to be like 23 degrees
IMAGINE BEING A PAJEET LMAO
Taking some time off from the farm eh cider boy
He's a welshman, you can't trust anything he says.
Bristol is a city where are the farms exactly
tx mister
He's a casual
alright boss
I think I would unironically killed myself I had been born in Sri Lanka lads
What can you look forward to?
sipping some nice tea in the sun while watching cricket
might have a wank
blundell would have caught that
Don't have to haha
emigrating to Australia or New Zealand I'd imagine
based as fuck
Don't do that. Is not good for you
Honestly BASED
>tea in the afternoon
can you not
And those are their 1%. And we make them live like shit and clean our toilets
Damn, it sucks being brown
Do Kaffirs care at all about cricket? Even a tiny percent?
El Boulto
i think more than they do about rugby desu
Fag
You now remember Sandakan's retarded bowling action
Munro out for a duck.
could use a few wickets here
decent amounts at games and in the cricinfo comments on facebook
honestly a disgrace that new zealand hasnt wrapped this up yet. what a fucking joke of a nation
Cheeky
New
Perla Reyes just died in a car crash lads
Is Colin Munro related to Marilyn Munro?
its mostly blacks that live in the eastern cape province that play rugby and cricket. loads of mission schools there
Are you afraid of calling them Kaffirs? Be honest plz
You get jail time for even typing it out there
True story
SantJESUS
CHEATING PEEWEES
DISHONEST POOTNER
for me, it's clearing some weeds in the garden in the innings break
We're here lads
No.
Not even SF.