/cric/ket World Cup

>Sat 01 June
21:30 NZST
10:30 local
New Zealand v Sri Lanka
Cardiff Wales Stadium, Cardiff

00:30 NZST
01:30 local
Afghanistan v Australia
Bristol County Ground, Bristol

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>NZ v SL
Shan't
>AFG v AUS
Shall

Oddly, it makes me happy that sebbesity won't watch our game.

Sophia gardens is the one ground suited to bowlers so if your a betting man, go for low scoring

>our game
to be fair it'll be SL's game

>based BSA tip
SHALL

/cric/ without sebbo is like _____ without _____

africa without ebola

a cricket forum without fat casuals

A pleasant day without any cringing

misaki without usui

not surprised that sebbo an american has no understanding of the allure of the pub

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new video up lads

>2019
>drinking beer

Yeah I’ll stick to my vodka and water thanks

when the banks collapse the stud holding cash is gonna get a lot of blowjobs

shall be dabbing in front of ATM queues when it happens

anyways I am off to bed so I guess this is goodnight lads d:,-(

>not bullion
cazz

For me its blacks caps

for me it's using my bullion to buy bouillon

>New Zealand v Sri Lanka
Cardiff Wales Stadium, Cardiff

Millenium stadium ?? Oh nonononononono

based rambo playing tonight boys

Favorite JAV artiste?

I will flash my crypto ledgers in front of girls

>dropping Khawaja

JUST

what should I get for lunch lads

zinger stacker

good call haven't had KFC in yonks

just had a delicious hot dog at the footy lads

just had a delicious thai green chicken pie at the pub lads

think I’m going to get a choc top at the ice cream truck lads

nachos on the cards

we're all having a wonderful time :)

having a beer lads
eagle bay kolsch if you were interested

how good is life lads

>matt henry in for southee
tipping a loss

I claim Richo's sister in the name of Jesus Christ!

I also claim one-way airfare from Brisbane Airport to Tucson International Airport for Richo's sister in the name of Jesus Christ.

>long weekend
>beautiful weather
>back to back sports for the rest of the day
>beer in the fridge, pies in the oven

doesn't get any better

he's back
thread's ruined now lads

>back
bitch i was never gone

Sounds pretty good m8, here's me:
>missus back today
>presents
>whisky
>spaghetti meatballs cooking
>fights on
>rugby on
>cricket on
>family do tmrw
>friend's do Monday

>sebbobesity on a plane

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FUCK

me in the middle

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with Sebbo.
Across the dark sky flashed posts from /cric/.
For each thread, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to Sebbo.

After the last post of the thread flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of the thread,
especially at the very slowest, most antipodean posting times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked Sebbo about it.
"SebLORD, you said once I decided to (you) you,
You'd shitpost with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the grimmest and direst times of the thread,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed a (you) the most, You would leave the thread."

He whispered, "My dear bro, I love cricket and will never leave /cric/
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried the thread."

the chad incel pedo
the virgin obese lebo

Kek

I know for a fact you're depressed as fuck and feel hopeless over the state of the world. You are addicted to shitposting and Yea Forums and keep coming here. It is medication for you. A distraction that takes up most of your time, whilst the hopeless, depressed part of you is pushed to the back. Anime also fulfills this purpose for you.

But of course away from here you can't hide it. I bet when you're not shitposting here, the state of the world eats away at you. You know why things are the way the are. You know about what goes on behind the scenes. But you also know everyone is too stupid and brainwashed to realize, let alone care. And this fucking scares you. As the world continues to deteriorate, you know it's just gonna get worse and there's nothing you can do about it. And you waste your time here, using it as a distraction.

Please don't try to damage control, because everything I've posted is correct. You've discovered things that you can't undiscover, and your mind will never be the same again.

So go on, put on your little shitposting face. I know it's not the real you. The scared you. The hopeless you. The depressed you. The you that sees the world for what it is, but can't do a single fucking thing about it.

>r*cho actually trying to own the incel pedo designation
yikes

LOL
>he doesn't enjoy some good old shitposting

incredible how quickly the quality of the thread dips when sebbo arrives

dipping like his health quality lol

despite making up 0.0000003% of the population, sebbo makes up 50% of the mass of the United States

Be fat somewhere else smeggo

You now remember Ruru

cric/ket/

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youtu.be/e6KnGR9MqFA

hope fat dude comes through like this today.

>SEVENTY SEVEN KILOGRAMS

>be me, sebbo
>live rent free in your head

>be me, actually sebbo
>inspire entire armies of copycats out for revenge against antipoodean shitposters

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/cwc/ grimmer than expected.

>fatcunt and his shitty facey "memes"

no one has ever in the history of /cric/ replied to one let alone said something good about it

>doxed himself through posting a shit facebook meme
pure pottery justic

the retards talking to himself again

That was fucking gold

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>>AFG v AUS

This could be good given Afg's recent form.

Portfolio?
Made all these when ripping on smeggo was mildly interesting.

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harrowing

absolutely fucking stuffed lads

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hmm

have never seen this photo in the archive before

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this was my favourite

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Might give this number a call.

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Thanks for the repost lad

will definitely not be calling that number

he's on the ropes lads

Could've sworn I drew more. Maybe not.

OH NO NO NO

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coming back to this

...

Kek

love that brazilian

looking good mate

>it's still up
new record

fuar

Used to like saori hara in College days, now not particularly any.

had the alastair cook sex dream again lads

tipping Sri Lanka

fuar

You didn't like that one ay. I thought it was pretty cool.

hmm what happened

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so true

checking what this webm actually is

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Would glass this cunt if I ever saw him in town.

lmao brainlet rabadar is playing into kohli's hands. That guy literally thrives on it.

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windies looking physically imposing this World Cup

>mfw dominate /cric/ all day every day

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steve bucknor debunking the natural variation myth - ASMR

Why do white people here (figuratively/literally)suck Black(windies) dick so much?

it's genetic for whiteys to prostrate themselves before their BLACK overlords

they’re superior beings

No wonder your race is doomed

>le white race meme

I would've say anything if you guys weren't unironically cucked

for me its cbt from a small asian girl

literally no such thing as a white race just like there is no such thing as a brown race

Here's another cuck whose country's airports literally have Chinese signs. How more cucked you guys can be?

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t. second largest english speaking nation in the world

Because we were literally governed by the Brits just like you. Are they getting governed by the Chinese?

tourism is an important part of our economy

you never know what worse luck your bad luck saved you from

h*cking based as fuck

honestly.................................. cant stand racism

true
could have been the Belgian Raj

So is getting owned by us.
As the Ashes will prove.

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hmm

>we were literally governed by the Brits just like you
we wuz brits though

cant wait to finally win the ashes for new zealand lads

good morning

>Tendulkar
*sip* ah yes, they don't make chokers like him these days

New Zealand don’t play the ashes mate

He's absolutely correct. Kohli is a pussy that shows aggression but can't take it back. Be it with the local fans or the opoosition crowd or the bowlers.

Cheers for the ban request sebbo, but you can’t stop me.

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indian for din dins

bit racist those last two posts

May be but he's doing more harm to himself. Kohli gets extra pumped if you say things to him.

ooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo fernandoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I can’t wait for the cricket to start so we can get back on topic tbqh. Getting pretty tired of the same old shit

You sound like you’re 8 bro

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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what show will we be viewing today?

>This block lasts 15 minutes from the time a janitor submits a ban request, and is removed immediately if the request is denied by a moderator.
Unluggy uce.

he really is just pathetic

There’s showing “aggression” like Ganguly and then there’s being “cool” like Dhoni.
And there’s Kohli, the only people who think Kohli is aggressive are zoomers

so true

So fucking fat you can't even submit a ban request correctly. Neck yourself you obese sack of dogshit.

Whatever works for him. He's getting runs.

See you in a few days

Are you coming over? I'm not going anywhere fatty.

Oh but you are. See you in a few days

Imagine pretending to be a lawyer but actually you're a basement dwelling obese neet that's a janitor on an image board FOR FREE. FREE.

lads,
when would be the ideal time to activate my 14 day kayo trial? when are all the good matches?
thanks in advance x

Looking forward to fatguts spamming stale underarm jokes tonight.

sebbo's behaviour is morally impermissible

KEK his phone number is in the spam filter.

Racism is morally impermissible

Australian coach confirms that Smith and Warner are psychologically COOKED from the booing

based rabada dropping truth NUKES that pooli simply CANNOT handle

KEK imagine getting banned during the cricket world cup.

kohli obviously has a borderline micro penis

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Make amir captain
Captain showman

testing, just adding words so it doesn’t consider it spam
15202301661

Anyone know where I can watch the cricket World Cup in Plovdiv?

why the FUCK are two games on at the same time

Just stream it.

let me get back to you

>first match in the aus/nz time zone
>delay it by three hours from 7:30pm local time to 10:30pm
what the fuck are they thinking

>sebbo breathes
>antipoodeans seethe

I want dat dere big screen experience

ICC hates cricket and wants it dead

Gamon Njuuji :p

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Here's a stream ya bald poof

*pisses on you*

Based and redballed
Cringe and whiteballed

didn’t ask for stream you unfunny dickhead nonce

2015 was the last cricket World Cup final NZ was in. Incidentally, it’s the same year that fatguts last saw his penis.

of course silly of me to forget
but seriously why push it back on a saturday? I thought the idea of later starts was so wagecucks could catch the last session on weekdays

peewee owned

I have no one to watch the game with lads

>bowl first: the tournament

at least the later start means I can watch my AFL heroes conflict free tonight

dude just bat deep lmao
also didn't save South Africa

it’s a vocal minority that hates sebbo. 95% of /cric/ worships him in respectful silence

no
proxy off fatty

>unfunny dickhead nonce
Bit rich isn't it?

Hmm

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Reckon one of those votes was from his iPad.

the two votes were sebbo on his phone and the ipad

sebbo is a confirmed multiple device poster so those two votes were literally only him

Anti-sebbo squad out in force.

TUD060 - Black Bay GMT
- or -
TUD061 - Heritage Black Bay Shield 39mm

which one should I get lads

uh oh

it’s a vocal minority that claims you're not a blow-in cazz shitter. 95% of /cric/ fucking hates you in disrespectful contempt

This is a Seiko general m8

Reckon they both sound like utter shit

Redpill me on sebbo plz

obese american from tucson arizona who spends his entire life on /cric/ despite being despised by everyone

Fat cunt
Tucson
Fake lawyer
Dog fucker

Don’t forget he’s a janitor who spends all his time scrubbing the archives for anything related to him. Likes to try and ban request people as well.

zachy never recovered from this

This pic should sum it up.

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sources: kane williamson loves pussy but also the cricket

Take your own advice mate. You're trying to hang your hat on some assertion that a time range between earliest and latest posts equates to a solid block of full-time posting that prevents one from doing anything else. The fact that you can even claim to know my "typical" posting hours is hilariously obsessive. A true testament to my living rent free in your pea-size skull cavity.

I get it. You can't comprehend that a guy of my age and in my profession could enjoy fucking around on here talking about cricket. Fact of the matter is the law isn't glamorous or uniform as the "true crime" TV shows your mum watches make it out to be. A lot of us don't go to court more than once every few months. A lot of us make our money doing transactional work, like real estate closings.

I mean, fuck me, let's even assume my activity schedule is what you assert it to be. So what? You've got an assertion followed by a conclusion with no explanation to connect the two. Law often isn't a 9-5 job. It certainly isn't in my case.

And again, what the fuck does any of that have to do with me being or not being a lawyer? Do you not know what a lawyer is?

Nice reddit post fag lol

>that anthem

Now, I know I made this thread, and she's a beaut, but anyone keen for a matchthread?

Sri Lankan anthem sounds like a kids tv show intro

always prefer match threads over shitty generals

janny might chimp out

Anthems, fucking yawn

absolutely fuck all people at this game, as you'd expect from a match between two irrelevant nations

Good looking set of WAGS there.

Sold out

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prove it

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Matt KEKry

Who's this met hinry they keep talking about?

Did really well for Kent last year.

Gone fuck off!

Me BTFO

not a good start from floppy b's tournament picks

GET FUUUUCKED

GODDEM

GONE

GO ON

FUCK OFF

GET OFF THE PITCH

If an opener like Jonny nogloves cuckstow gets out in the first over they should have to sit out the next match by default

Sri Lanka vs NZ. one of the most famous rivalries in cricket

GREENTOP
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would not want to be brown and have a name 5 words long today lads

england pitch is flat n shit
450 par

Baldy vs Fatguts. one of the most famous rivalries for greatest failure on /cruc/

why the FUCK do they show this predictor shit 5 balls into a game?

LEAVE

Finna get SHed

Trent Boult has a small mouth

Batting coach won't be happy with that. Thirimanne shouldn't be playing around his front pad on a green seamer

>getting out to matt henry
yikes

playing the long game by ensuring his selection throughout

Hey they’re playing fatguts’ song at the ground.

Is Matt Henry's boyfriend still here?

literally and unironically daniel

>pitch block literally the width of the ground

this is what i call cricket

>NZ allow 400 runs again

definitely shaping up to be a good day to be a white man

The Indian Christian converts are niggers of india

will not tolerate casual racism

they're a little based if I'm honest

Where do I write to in order to formally complain about the on screen graphics?

how is that not the muslim indians?

is the loser of this game pretty much out of the cup?

based boult being shit

reckon de grandy needs a bowl

Yeah I'm thinking NZ have fucked this one

Sri Lanka were never really in

Neither of these teams ever had a chance

Anyone got an acestream plz?

SL have no depth and rely on a few good batsmen
their bowling is pure shit too

NZ firmly on top I reckon

Nasser still on his bender from last night.

you lads beat India just the other day

48a920c77dd0035c9aa71ff34747b775a893e6fb

What is it? It's not like I'm watching.

This one youtu.be/6sQm7GD2FVo

Remember lads this is Sophia, anything around 250-70 is decent imo

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air guitar cam
fuck me

projected score of 512

>a warm day in Cardiff
It’s Sri Lanka’s game to lose this one

'Do your best air guitar'.
They do know this is a cricket game right?

hate these gimmicks
so contrived
it's not a basketball game

>if your a

how contrived

too right mate, too right

>losing to Sri Lanka in 2019

That’s an English education for you mate

BIG

BIG

HANDS

GONE. FUCK OFF BACK TO INDIA’S TASMANIA.

Can't get it to work lad but thanks anyway

What about serious racism, fucking subhuman?

Anyone have a stream?

>henry has 2 wickets

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>too poor to afford sky tv

its on GEM mate

It was fun to have the semblance of a contest for about 8 overs

yea think it went down
take your pick
saidit.net/s/CricFlix/comments/pk6/new_zealand_vs_sri_lanka_match_3/

Holy shit if he gets a hatrick we’ll never hear the end of it.

>he doesnt know about insectenthusiasts

Hoping that this will be over before the canes game.

Lovely, thanks mate

holy fuck

>GETTING OUT TO HENSHIT

>getting obliterated by henry
KEK

based SL getting their entire match over before Australia's starts

why southee not playing

He got the hat trick? Good.

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Read a book pajeet

Reminder Andy Caddick took 4 wickets in a single over and never got a hat trick

HENRYYYY

lankans BTFO

Matt Henry shill here, anyone who isn't a filthy fucking cazzie knows me.

Just came for my apologies, form an orderly line please.

fuck off sheeplover

Maybe when they're not playing Pee Lanka.

*gets smashed around by Windies*

still better than a streetshitter

Why do you hate watching us win so much?

got injured

Fuck off poolover L-M-A-O

Yeah we'll see how he goes. Reckon his time is now though, he can deliver the goods for this world cup then slide back into mediocrity.

fuark that is one ugly pitch

>lion of their flag
>lions don't even live in SL

Every time I feel down, I remember I'm not a currynigger and I feel a little better

Thank you for existing, subhuman

the lion hearted buddhist tea growers of sri lanka

when you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub
That's a Maori

over 99% of games are won if you take 10 wickets within the first powerplay

you need SSRIs you’re a toxic individual. And a nonce

When there’s trouble and strife and you’re fucking Ridgey’s wife, that’s Parore.

Don't be insensitive please, there are complex socio-economic reasons for the difficulties faces by our Māori community.

Scorecard for the 1%

Now we are struck with the painful realization that New Zealand only has two decent bowlers in this game, and one of them is Matt Henry.

yawn

that goblin from the nz tour is there

see ya later mate

I'm going to start calling him Fergusonic cos he's so fast

mate he literally goes to every sri lanka game

Is he just part of the team luggage?

yeah lad 248 seems pretty realistic from here

Reminder if the ball passes 1cm outside leg stump it is literally unplayable and a wide

Where are all the lakans?

the death of beach cricket

double hat trick from de big guy to end the innings

DE BIG MAN

>De grandhomme
>Is not a big guy

DE GRAND WICKET

YOU ARE A BIG GUY AFTER ALL

GRAND HOME DESIGNS

LANKANS BTFO

for you

Fuck up brainlet

I APOLOGIZE TO THE ACTUALLY BIG GUY

I was looking forward to watching us chase 250-300 but I'll take this so I can watch the aussie game

tHe cRickEt WorLd cUp neEds mOrE tEamS iN It

>SL gets bullied by NZ
>again

good day to be a white man

Wouldn't mind seeing a team win the World Cup for the first time

epic meme bro

once knew a girl who was half black half sri lankan

she was pretty hot

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Some of the hapas can pull it off. They look like cheaper filipinas

had a one nighter with a half indian half black south african girl once who was easily the best looking girl I've ever been with by a comfortable margin

something about the two complements the other well I reckon

FERGUSONIC

shitskin

FUCKING HELL

Wew lad

yikes

Getting a bit racist

ferGODson

>shit lanka

Reminder SL have won more WCs than NZ and England combined

>and some how, NZ will find a way to choke this

FERGIE

Hmmmmmm

Why are subcontinent teams so fucking shit?

Mature brown whore gets fucked hard by young stud

Will Sri Lanka score a century?

Nice to watch another 'competitive' cricket match.

*yawn*

This but unironically

>half indian half black
weirdly a pleasant mix
You know who is half indian half black - Ashley from Fresh Prince.
who would have guessed they go well together

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Freezing my ass off lads, gonna be a long winter

>Browns get fucked by Blacks yesterday
>Browns get fucked by whites today

Tiger Woods is too I think, but also with Thai and whitey mixed in

There is literally no one in the world called Will Sri Lanka

>pakistan get btfo
>sri lanka get btfo
>afghanistan going to get btfo
>bangladesh going to get btfo
>india _________

Needs to have step fetish to attract the millennial views

Give the ball to Neesh

darkies on the ropes lads

>india _________
Going to get BTFO as well

Maybe it's the mix between black ogreness and pajeet beta

Afghanistan will embarrass Australia today. If they don't win i'll never post on Yea Forums again. Screencap this.

APOLOGISE

I bet you nzd100,000 there's at least one

she was fit

Lmao what a retard

takes the good body and the cheekbones of the blacks and adds in the asian exotic stuff to unfuck the face is what does it I reckon

>sri wanka bottling it away from home

who could have predicted this?

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brehs

BIG PAKEHA ATHLETIC GENES

lads.......

Is it just me or do NZ fielders run to stop the boundary more than other teams, I always love to see it.

How can Asian “women” even compete

Mummy

Liking the shoelace cam

buddha himself would not decline

A real student of the game

state of you lot
fake tits fake disabled looking ass and body black skin
dear oh dear

Haven't had sex in 2 years, ama

based homo

have sex

You back in NZ Daniel?

BASED queer

I

if we lose this ill still blame henry

>ass

Not him

only boomers still say arse grandad

I would insert her feet into my mouth if you know what I mean

You now remember Ben Wheeler

>Australia 5 West Indies 2 India 2 Sri Lanka 1 Pakistan 1

England has NEVER won the World Cup?
that's insane

I need a name.

want her to crush my head with her thighs

Holy fuck who can stop us lads?

Now that the dust has settled
Do you think it was a mistake cutting it from 14 to 10 teams?

In every other sport they're expanding, getting bigger.
The World Cup (in football) is increasing by 16 teams in 2026.

Why does Cricket want to contract and shrink?

I try not to

>222 predicted score

lmao ok

BASED Scott Styris

what fucking formula are they using for this score predictor?

Best champions were Pakistan, fight me

australia will be 6 in a month's time

yeah everyone does

associates are better than they ever have been right now. scotland and the netherlands have beaten test nations, and scotland did it twice just last year.
I get they don't make money but it's so close minded

LMAO LANKANS GOING OVER 200 LMAO

This could be England's year 2bh

Not liking the soundtrack

its happened again

A pajeet throwing darts at a bingo card

am seething they dropped it to 10 honestly.
>b-but we can use t20 to grow cricket instead
such a ridiculous argument

bet rathy is livid

Not a fan of this Albanian-English woman's music

big fan of bmac in the commentary box

I want to ejaculate inside a pajeet s vagina lads

Need some Isa desu

decent crowd in i am very surprised for cardiff

they need just bmac and sanga commentating

my penis cries out for a vagina

handsomest man in New Zealand

>munro is playing
questionable

reckon judging songs by their titles is fair enough

grim stuff

Reckon that would be Mitchell Santner

based

Just early butterflies m8

>been 10 months since I had sex
why is this allowed?

>Literally watching a test tier team being humiliated at the WC for the second night in a row
>We need more 2nd tier teams in this tournament

Whats going on with those big robo-wickets?
t. complete noob

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delete

yesterday was meant to be two teams who are challenging for the top 4 thats why it was the only game on yesterday

Will NZ finally do it this year lads?

Just remembered Will Somerville exists lads

big fan of shitners action

Will Somerville is an actor m8

Aesthetic stuff by Santner

Crypto currency

nz letting the total slip here

Doing a massive kiwi bowling as I type here lads.

Doing a massive 102- 6? Hmm

need to unleesham it soon

WALLOP

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Love a good home run I do

Neesham was mean to me on twitter once

this is getting a bit annoying if I'm completely honest lads

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>Shittocurrency

Remember when SL had a partnership going for 2 days?

80 is par on this surface, NZ are choking hard and will lose by at least 40 runs

santGOD

Is cricket the most luck-based sport in history? Let's be honest

Ah yes, that's what I've come to expect from the BSKs.

GOTTEM

Santner has a large penis confirmed

imagine getting out the shartner KEK

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special needs cricket there from perera
bat the overs

Lmao he is micro dick for sure

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the real match is in 2 hours time?

One hour

YIKES

neither is the real match but being from bristol im going to watch the australia game

>220

>bristool

Don't get the association

ON THE ROPES

N E E S H

reckon SL should think about declaring here to at least protect the NRR

Reminder that zachy said SL will win the world cup
He will hide behind irony as the tournament progresses but it will not work

becus its in bristol and its the only watchable game being played there and its going to be like 23 degrees

IMAGINE BEING A PAJEET LMAO

Taking some time off from the farm eh cider boy

He's a welshman, you can't trust anything he says.

Bristol is a city where are the farms exactly

tx mister

He's a casual

alright boss

I think I would unironically killed myself I had been born in Sri Lanka lads

What can you look forward to?

sipping some nice tea in the sun while watching cricket

might have a wank

blundell would have caught that

Don't have to haha

emigrating to Australia or New Zealand I'd imagine

based as fuck

Don't do that. Is not good for you

Honestly BASED

>tea in the afternoon

can you not

And those are their 1%. And we make them live like shit and clean our toilets

Damn, it sucks being brown

Do Kaffirs care at all about cricket? Even a tiny percent?

El Boulto

i think more than they do about rugby desu

Fag

You now remember Sandakan's retarded bowling action

Munro out for a duck.

could use a few wickets here

decent amounts at games and in the cricinfo comments on facebook

honestly a disgrace that new zealand hasnt wrapped this up yet. what a fucking joke of a nation

Cheeky

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New

Perla Reyes just died in a car crash lads

Is Colin Munro related to Marilyn Munro?

its mostly blacks that live in the eastern cape province that play rugby and cricket. loads of mission schools there

Are you afraid of calling them Kaffirs? Be honest plz

You get jail time for even typing it out there
True story

SantJESUS

CHEATING PEEWEES

DISHONEST POOTNER

for me, it's clearing some weeds in the garden in the innings break

We're here lads

No.
Not even SF.

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