/mlb/ - Ceratopsid Edition

desu there's an epidemic of people moving across the country right now. It's infuriating.

Yeah um sorry, but this year? Is ours.

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I like the extra strategy that comes from the pitcher batting. Also, it's traditional baseball. The way the game was meant to be played. I have a longer attention span than a pre-schooler.
As for interleague, I don't really see that need that every team needs to play every team every year. The schedule is so that divisional games carry more weight, which is as it should be. It kind of screws with the WC a little bit, but fuck, you should be winning your division anyway.

Hey remember that time a rags player killed a fan?

'traditional baseball' is dudes rubbing shit all over the same ball that's been used for six innings and fielding ground balls with their bare hands. and the yankees and red sox inflating their schedule with double-digit wins over the orioles does nobody any favors

>Oreos stomping the Gints

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Mets @ Diamondbacks game thread

>'traditional baseball' is dudes rubbing shit all over the same ball that's been used for six innings and fielding ground balls with their bare hands
That's not what I mean and you know it.
Every division has crappy teams. Win your division. Fuck the WC teams, they're lucky there's even a WC.

ROSARIO CLUTCH

TWIIIINS

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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i know what you meant, i was trying to illustrate how arbitrary you're being with "meant to be." you're right about the wild card, that shit's an abomination

when was the last time we had all these good matchups over the weekend?

>barfs

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>Doyers EVER winning another WS
You'll just waste playoff spots for the rest of eternity.

Edwin Jackson pls go

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>jasy

>Gallo grand slam

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Yeah. What they should do is expand to 32 teams and have 4 divisions in each league. then 2 best of 7s to reach the series. No WC. That's a bigger cancer than the DH IMO. I do have to admit that the play in game can be an exciting watch. It's an instant game 7, but I could live with out it truthfully.

M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P!

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Holy fug the Rockies are going to score 30 runs.

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This baseball is the real deal. You'd sign one of these and give it to the children of anyone you killed on the field.

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Phillies @ Dodgers

TWINS WIN

>MFW the rookies announcers are talking with CU's new coach and not even giving a fuck about the game
>TFW no CU baseball

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who /cwsregional/ here

It's 2 mediocre teams. I wouldn't give a fuck about it either.

>Chris Sale just lost to JA Happ
what is 2019

>Not liking elite mile high dingerball

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Literally ever timeline after nukes were invented resulted in complete destruction; so we got the most absurd shit.

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>shoemaker died for this

Yankees Mets alliance!!!!

Yay Yankies!!!!

Yay Metsies!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDD

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wrong Edwin guys, nice effort though, I hope they are having fun ;_;

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Coors Field grilled ribs and dogs look so good hnnngh

just seeing biggio jr play makes me reminisce of the josh donaldson at the roger center dome days... those were the days

BLARGH.

BLARGH, I tell you.

i can vouch for the dogs. and the stadium-only brew that coors produces is solid too

>on the road against the Doyers and Dads
if the Philles go at least 3-3, I'd be fine.

Why do men in this general just chomp at the bit for a man with a woman's ass?

It's some shit seeing sons of players you watched as a kid.

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but he broke a record to sign with your team

He should spend more to buy better seats and less on being a fucking furry.

yikes!

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I'm dying and it's because my team is trash

la gaytura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do gay people scare you so much?

Does a multicolored logo threaten your masculinity?

Me too. Mine too.

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What team

He's afraid that he might trip and fall and accidentally shove his cock in another man's rectum.

Aren't we all?

Are you saying that isn't a legitimate fear?

I'm not. Men are foul and I don't know why anyone would ever want to touch one. Ever.

if this hasn't happened to you, you haven't truly lived

iktfb

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>TFW you're team is sparkly trash

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Rags win!

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GOD DAMMMIIIITTT

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rays took the efficiency crown back for now

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Could you place the current graph over the previous graph(s) to show transitions over time?

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*New York Yankees

i guess i could. i haven't been hitting them at consistent intervals so it'd be a little goofed

if you didn't win it the last two years you aren't this year. It's almost as pathetic as the Phillies only winning one ring from 08-11

Pingswing update

DJ make ya seeth?

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I do miss his gangly ass.

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>7 RBI game
>Ties Nolan for intra club HR competition

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The white sox will win another world series before the dodgers do.

Seethe: Sing, Goddess, Harper's seething
Black and murderous, that cost the Phillies
Incalculable pain, pitched countless souls
Of heroes into Hades' dark,
And left their bodies to rot as feasts
For dogs and birds, as Zeus' will was done.
Begin with the clash between Trout -
The Angels’ warlord - and godlike Harper.

THIS IS NA OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnathan davis has made me miss pillar a little less lately

Fuck off, English major.

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how did the lead singer of korn influence your outfield

Thiccboi likes Coors too

Bro I could hit one out at Coors.

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>Fuck off, English major.
English? Greek.

>Not having to read Western classics in English courses

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>Thiccboi likes Coors too
Is this a Reckerpost?

Why do men in this general just chomp at the bit for a man with a woman's ass?

Fucking christ Chris Rusin is terrible.

LMAO Harper SUCKS

FUCK McGee sucks too.

>chris sale gets btfo by ja 5.0 era happ
OH NO NO NO

>scuba
kek

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Thanks, fren.

Hello, lads.

Based user.

Reminder to go out and support your local club team. Go Lefties!

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haha i almost posted this

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>bruce larper

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When Scoots come back from injury this Reds team will be busted.

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Shut up bitch

no u

>Mets TV analyst Nelson Figueroa has been fired from his job with SNY, The Post has learned.

>Figueroa was let go Friday morning after he showed up Thursday in what was described by sources as a state not fit to work. Figueroa allegedly demanded to still appear on SNY’s evening program, “Baseball Night in New York,” but was not permitted to appear.

Oop

>club team
You know this is redundant, right?

this is an outrage!

Clearly he was distraught over the mets blowing it.

You're redundant

guys,what happened to based bauer?

today stoney said that their pitching coach told him to stop throwing weighted balls on off todays because it was fucking up his fastball aim

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i made the pengwings pasta!

Holy Toledo!

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>scusbs

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this is insanity!!!!!!!

LET'S GO WHITE SOCKIE!!!!

what an embarrassing division

manfred needs to step in and do something about this division if there was an actual good team in there they would break the single season win record by 10 wins

scuba kek scuba

but there is
and they will

Absolute state of that division.

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>Lillies

The Diamondbacks and Resd outscore their opponents by almost a full run per game each and they both have losing records. How is it possible to be so unclutch?

The Pie Rats have a .500 record despite getting bootyblasted by an average of 1.2 runs per game.

>twins
>anything other than this seasons mariners who will be a one and done at best if the indians dont win that shit division
OH NO NO NO

>doyers win

¡ARIBA!

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I have an important announcement regarding the state of anime in /mlb/.

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go on

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Nice.

>300 million

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And???

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oh fuck off and die

not real anime!! NOT REAL ANIME THIS IS CUHHHRINGE!

It's 330m, at least get it right you moron.

Just chill bro.

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Dont worry your mom/sister hybrid will tuck you in later.

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EVEN WORSE

BAHAHAHAA

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>posting frogs in 2019

>not posting frogs

Plebbit/cubes fags please leave

sorry I'll take my leave

THIRTEEN YEARS
THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY MILLION DOLLARY DOOS
NO OPT OUTS
AND NO TRADES
>bruce hooper

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i dont believe this

I am a fan of the Colorado Rockies baseball club

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>pebbles

>0.5 GB of wildward
Get ready for the 3rd Rocktober in a row.

Rocktober ends before the 10th.

Yeah, because baseball won't be played in November.

hi kumiko doyer

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D O Y E R S
O
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/dab on filthies

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Literally Barry Bonds

twitter.com/Cut4/status/1134682572414492673

Would you rather your team win a WS and the cubs win 5 in a row, or your team have a 50 year and the cubs never win again in your life time.

50 year drought easy.

literally everyone but who sux fans would say the first one

Go cubs !

go away

Okay what about this one.
Would you rather your team win a WS and the Yankees win 5 in a row, or your team have a 50 year drought and the Yankees never win again in your lifetime.

ok I'm out

Who are the top 5 most cringe teams in baseball?

astros desu

50 year drought easy

50 year drought

I'm a White Sox fan and I would pick the former for both. It's been way too long since we've actually seen good baseball.

die

Fucking scum giving the skankees 5 world series.

>be houston
>lose

>cheatstros

>losstros

>be houston
>lose
>be loseaton

How could they lose him when they never had him to begin with?

>not enjoying the biggest meme team in baseball
your loss

>be me
>lose

Yea Forumsstros

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The girl in the gif gave the announcement.

6 WS in a row sounds good to me

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>even twinks fans take over the trop
Baseball in Florida was a mistake

The trop makes me seeth

Baltimore SHANT be beating my Jays for the draft pick this year lads

*catwalks your ball*

OH NO NO NO

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OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDES SOX

I save all my fingernails and toenails in a jar.
Go Cubs

I use the underpants I'm wearing as a cum rag and diaper
Let's go mets

Sounds about right

>the White Sox are only 1.0 GB from being Best Sox

This is basically the scenario a White Sox fan was given during the 1919 World Series.

blue jays are based

I call em the Blow Gays

The Minnesota Baseballl Twins, if I am to be completely forthcoming and devoid of deception with you, my kindred.

more like the based jays lol

i've always had a soft spot for the jays ever since they swept the rags a couple years ago...

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CUBBIE WUBBIE!!!! ;Ddd

Fuck this idiot

>Mariners finally trading Bruce

Hopefully they can still get something for Vogey and Haniger later on.

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Thinking about basedball

P O L A N C O

of course, just in time for him to plow our asses during my philly trip

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>wildward

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Where is my White Sockies thread!?

Didn't he just hit HR #300 last night?

he did, how about that. i'm gonna bet he hits three during the day game i go to in philly lmao

Shut the fuckie up!

Shove it up your assie!

Kill yourselfie!

Can the cubbie wubbies PWEEZ have based bauie?:3

Yeah I'm thinking Chicago was a mistake

>Cubes

any brewer bros in here?

Cold hard brewbro right over here...got a problem?

no, i have a trip to milwaukee coming up. need some recommendations

Brewies piss me off

Metsies fan here!

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>>>Mest

thank you for a clean inning gibson
that last one almost killed me

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reds fan huh?
*spits*
fuck you
*vomit*
and fuck the reds!

based cyclops poster

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Why do men in this general just chomp at the bit for a man with a woman's ass?

It's peanut butter brewie time!

Which men are suspected to have a woman's ass?

Probably the dumbest play of the year just occurred in the Sox-Indians game

The psychos are out in full force

All hands on dick,,,,, the genny is under siege

I gotta get outta here!

Alright I'm going to Wendys; you guys want anything?

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Get me a Dave's double a side of chili and a small vanilla frostie.

Go to oscars pub on pierce

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>Which men are suspected to have a woman's ass?
I wonder the same thing. Anyone?

D-daddy

>All hands on dick,,,,, the genny is under siege
Why all hands on dick?

ABSOLUTE
UNIT

>the Phillies actually now have Bruce & Harper on their team

Who had a better career? Mike Trout or Ken Griffey Jr.?

MEMES ARE REAL

appreciate it

Have memes gone too far?

b-b-b-based!

>rec team blew another lead today

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your obp still hot?

What's a good OPS for rec league softball?

>softball
Afraid of getting hit, grandpa?

TWINS
GON
WIN

2.0

7.000

4.20

Tribe talk? Tribe talk.
28-29 in AL central, this season has been mediocre. I think it's time to start tearing things down, they just can't win in their current window. Should Bauer, Kluber, and Lindor be traded?