So who did you place bets on? What are your score predictions? What are your starting lineup predictions?
Tottenham Hotspur vs Liverpool FC - CL Final 2019 - Pre match thread #1
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtu.be
twitter.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtu.be
5.9.13.108:12000
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
got $25 riding on a son goal
am i fucked?
Dont expect us to win but never expected us to get to the final either
Anybody else from Yea Forums here?
He's been really good this season. Good chance of his scoring
Gas the weebs.
the jewish menace is over
not even 10 posts in and you're already SEETHING lol
also Spurs to win 4-3
Someone dump some sexy laverplel and spuds webms
he took me to paydirt on a 12:1 prop parlay earlier in the champs league so i have a whetted appetite
>Wanting Noggerham to win anything
1-1. Spurs win 6-5 on penalties.
O HEXA
suarez was so fucking good back then
now he's just a regular goalscorer. good but not great
>literally bending spacetime to guide the ball into the net
What a wizard.
No bets
Liverpool will be wining 2/0 by minute 86
By that time kane gets injured, Llorente enters and scores 3 past liverpool sending Kloop rigth to denmark with a mou banter, wins ballon de or
why are >we, south americans, such weebs??? desu onions
Anybody thinking Liverpool are going to lose are retarded.
They're the most strongmind team today and they have beaten Spuds several times this season. This is going to end in heartbreak every low IQ spuds fan who thought they were going to win.
People literally said the same thing about City. Everything pointed to an ez pz City win. Everything is pointing to an ez pz Liverpoop win which is why I think Tottenham will win. I thought they'd get cleaned out by Ajax too.
1200€ on a spurs win.
checking in
slippy slip slip
And you barely and you mean barely beat out city. Did you forget that this isn't a two legged event?
So Klopp isn't going to start playing a conservative game like Pep did in the first leg. City completely outclassed Tottenham in the second leg despite all those individual errors.
I have no problem with anime whatsoever, but it seems like Yea Forums just hops on the bandwagon of whoever is good that year, and I can't respect anyone that does that.
>the Neutralizer of Norwich
she loks just like my mom, wtf?
*tits*
he looks just like my mom, wtf?
Do I need to post the Celtic - Barcelona image? Who gives a fuck who outclassed whom? Across 180 Tottenham were worse than City and Ajax and they still won. This shit isn't a mathematical problem. You're thinking too logically.
*boobs*
>tfw like half the women my age have tattoos of some stupid shit like "love" in Arabic
>tfw peer-pressured regularly
>tfw always answer with a resilient "no"
I literally couldn't think of a less appealing thing on a woman than a fucking tattoo.
>tfw liverpoo customer but I unironically want liverpool to lose
How old were you when you realized you enjoy your team losing?
Im starting to get nervous lads
Same here, but for different reasons.
Please don't wreck my city, Anglo scum :3
>Jews vs Muslims final
For me it's Sharia law
READY TO GET RAPED, YIDS!?
both league games were pretty close this season but i expect >us to lose. 2-1 to liverpoo for me clive.
I'm a Barça supporter (yeah, I know, laugh at me) and I've always liked Liverpool, I would like them to win because they deserve it, specially after how they raped >us at Anfield.
However, the thought of Tottenham winning the CL and therefore making Arsenal supporters absolutely butthurt (London's "big team" without any CL, while Chelsea and Tottenham being European champions) is so fucking tempting.
I don't know who to root for, Yea Forums.
If Liverpool lose we are razing Madrid
I was kinda sad to see Ajax out because they could have won the final. Tottenham on the other hand has zero chances of ever winning it.
if tottenham win
>Liverpool DESERVED IT it was their year
>doesn't count, how can you be a "champions" league winner if you're not even a champion
>4 - 0
>300/1
>£5
Whoever wins, we lose. Spuds are the lesser of two evils here.
CAM ON KANE
Catholics vs Jews
Who is Yea Forums siding with?
>becoming a target for 'asian' gangs
Who /Yid Army/ here?
strange you lad
I'm so nervous spurs bros we'll never be in a club final again this is our only chance
If Pochettino doesn't start Lucas tonight it would be one of the scummiest moves ever
Kane is starting
thanks for the service favela boy but it's time for the English BVLL to step in
thread theme : youtu.be
no,it's not the classic UCL anthem
kane has been dragging the team along for like 3/4 years he deserves it
and son
wtf is that
>LIVERPOOL WIN
>pretend to be a liverpool fan and shitpost while Yea Forums burns, raking in 9002 replies for a week
>SPURS WIN
>hang out in /arse/ all summer long shitting on them until their general dies
liverpool winning has more trolling potential but spurs is decent in its own right
are year la
If Kane starts after being out for so long he will either be a dead weight after 30 mins, get injured again, or both.
He is better off being a super sub, especially if it goes to penalties.
He will not be able to complete 90 mins no matter what.
not gonna be on spee during the cl final
Hopefully Liverpool, but spurs can be god tier so they'll probably win
if you've ever played PES,you know
I'm drunk as shit holy fuck Liverpool got this
lol id set a alarm on ur phone lad dont want to sleep through it
son will score 5 (five)
Assuming Aurier plays Tottenham have as many Muslim starters as Liverpool.
So are you. Pep is a bald fraud and his weakmind ways aren’t suited to a knockout tournament. This liverpool team is guided by literally hitler and they’re so deep now they don’t even need salah to win. 4-1 liverlads.
Is it out of possibility to go kane-moura-son?
Thinking about investing the Bet365 free bet on a cheeky 0-0.
About as retarded as you can get: the post
When did you make this bet and with whom?
Why is that user?
You don't like us user?
We aren't good enough for you user?
Anyone here who knows what happened to that guy with the 40€ car driving to Madrid? Did he make it?
lads lads, for those of you who like money check this out:
Mane to score and over 2.5 goals @ 23/10
put a cheeky 1 euro on a 1-1 first half and 3-3 full time bet desu
1/121
French fag smelly poo x
xDD
>smelly poo
Cheeky 100 euro's on Toby to get a card
Based
who /not-a-degenerate-bettor/ here?
Betting is illegal (haraam). Mohamed and Jesus (peace be upon them) said so.
Lost lots of money on it which thankfully i could afford to lose but learned my lesson
always cringy to see chink muslims. loser stick to your ancestor's religion.
go worship budha or something you fucking cuck lol
which one would pep root for?
Glad you learned your lesson akhi
Not a chink
My ancestors' religion was Islam so I will stick to it too
I only worship Allah you should too lol
>Betting
Where is the porn posting Malaysian?
>Glad you learned your lesson akhi
Me too m8
lost 200 quid last night on that caf game which blew up
WATAW?
here's hoping it's better than that midweek travesty.
Can't wait for divegrass to be over.
Someone post gay porn webms
So lads, I just checked some statistics, and it turns out the last team that won the CL in their maiden final was Borussia Dortmund, back in the season of >96
Liverpool wins
>watching Arsenal get dicked
>travesty
97 desu
Too good that defense will gang on him like what Ajax did (thus leaving the field open for Moura's hattrick).
I honestly can’t stand Jurgen Klopp. His hair, his teeth, his mannerisms, basically everything. I can’t imagine how smug he will be if Liverpool wins.
2-1 to spurs in extra time, based SON with the winner
Stay strong bro, Spurs will save us ablivs.
delet this
>no CL final parties
>no halftime show
>no commercial breaks
>few celebrities
>uninteresting for normies
does the lack of all this confuse burgers given that this is supposed to be superb owl equivalent?
>having hard nipples during losses
it all makes sense now
Well, the season of /97
Alright lads?
there may not be a half-time show but they've got imagine dragons on before the game
how incredibly mediocre
>you now remember how utterly shit black eyed peas were before real vs juve
*bottles it*
>there may not be a half-time show but they've got imagine dragons on before the game
there is always something before the game but nobody cares about
if you didn't remind me i would have forgotten it even exists until the start, same with everyone else that i know
>three hours to go
I really miss this EPL ticker.
>black eyed peas were before real vs juve
that shit was so out of place. i remember turning the tv. it was unbearable.
Copa america starts a few days later lol then next season starts, the ride nerver ends my dear amerishart
Really hope Poch wins the champions league, he deserves it.
>be spurs
>last game groupstage, if inter wins their home game you're out, if you lose against barca you're out.
>inter choke and tie their game, lucas scores a the 85th minute to equalize and qualify you to the KO stage
>face dortmund when they are in a big dump, choking games after games in the bundes while they were always winning before
>you beat them
>you face city who decide to play cautiously for some reasons and play against nature, you beat them 1 nil after aguero shot a sorry ass penalty stopped by lloris
>second leg VAR saved your ass at the last minute of the game
>you face zoomers who cleaned the way, knocking out real madrid and juventus
>ajax choke dramatically in the second leg at home after leading 2 nil, after many ajax troll posts you qualify by scoring a goal at the last second of injury time.
>in the finale you face a team that sucks in away games and a specialist in failure as their manager in european finals
>arsenal just lost 4 - 1 to chelsea
>the day of the champions league final a former arsenal player died in a car crash.
IT IS WRITTEN SPURS WILL WIN
I Iive in East London, probably going to head up to the Tottenham ground, and sink some beers with the chaps.
I'm a Charlton Athletic fan.
Please don't be a shit game.
>taking a bunch of shit bets
>half of which would give you no profit if you win
What’s wrong with you
When the fun stops, user
It's 20 quid m8
LINK LADS ??
Bt sport on YouTube
Thats Agüero
to tell you the truth the super bowl fucken sucks. all of the extra garbage and day-long coverage for an EVEN SLOWER nfl game with pop culture vulture coworkers drooling over dogshit advertisements and a woeful halftime "show"
Lewd
>The Football
>finishing
youtube.com
Jurgen Klopp looked disgusting in his grey shirt at the big game - nipples protruding. Very very disrespectful.
*Copa America, Gold Cup, Nations League, and Women’s World Cup blocks your path*
lads lads lads
how many hattricks for the balon d'or tonight?
kek
>not opening the chat
fucking cowards
are there any neutrals unironically supporting liverpool?
kys
Just want a good game desu lad but if forced to pick I would go for Liverpool.
"no"
For me its Dora ladd
Looks like he made it
youtu.be
Yes, fuck spurs
Lads do I go and grab myself some chips for the match before the shops close?
Anyone else hoping that a small nuclear device detonates when the ref blows his whistle to start the match?
without doubt, get some nice treats for yourself too lad
get some nuts and fruit
What does his phone say Yea Forums?
A six pack of beers and a big bag of chips is a must desu
Me and the lads
Alright. Just gonna finish this beer to be able to make it there.
oh shit Tywin is in the new Godzilla movie
Based
>jorts
Well I was telling a friend I hoped both teams find a way to choke and lose. I guess this would be one solution.
Reshmin mummy
Haha imagine shooting your load inside her tight brown cunt haha
report back with your haul fren
>free 4k hd stream again
nice
>fuck anime
Wish I could desu
your waifu a shit
link some good websites to watch the game on
which soccer competitions does sp get the most hyped about in order? Just started watching it. Premier league doesn't count since it's based on points and not a playoff system
>world cup
>champions league
>euro cup
something like this?
There's really nothing like the CL final. I looked forward to them even during Real domination. The hype and expectation is always there no matter what teams are playing. The biggest football event in the world.
>tfw free streaming in beaners youtube
feels good
WC
euro
CL
going to a supporters bar for the first time in my life ever. I'm going to miss shitposting on Yea Forums but damnit I have to be around people for this one, win or lose. come on you fucking spurs
it's also free on FB for the whole world
thanks france, are those the 3 major ones? The europa cup was pretty boring and the game threads had barely any1 in it even though its supposed to be a big rivalry between Chelsea and Arsenal
What part of Tottenham are you from?
>tfw got 5 mates
>3 are out of town today
>1 doesn't like football at all, geek
>1 loves football but has to go watch the game tonight at his auntie's house because his mum made him (???????)
Fuck you James
well even if the final had big names, the europa league is the loser cup
Shitposting is always at its peak during the WC. Nothing comes close.
Based.
Rochester New York
World Cup, European Championships, Champions League, Europa League, EFL Playoffs
There is a eurocup every 4 years. Its almost like a world cup
the Jewish part
thanks frens
FB works so bad in my toaster, shit
all my mates are in their mid 30s with gfs and wives that cuck them into only meeting up on a friday so we're all sitting on whatsapp in our respective homes
sad
Spuds Road.
that's not my wife. this is.
yes sp is great during WC even tho we get many transplants. Shame that with all the great upsets, we had to get such a boring final game.
>imagine dragons
They're alright I guess.
Based
ON THE JD HONEY LADS WAAAAAAAAAAAHEYYYYYYYYY
lads im meant to be on a diet but im hungry what should i do?
i was supposed to go to a wedding with my gf tonight but instead i am staying here watching the final with my Yea Forums bros.
fuck her
neither do you have a gf, nor are we your "bros" fren
based
fuck women
>fuck her
I'm sure someone will
>fuck her
I'm sure someone will, don't you worry.
lol
I think Van Dijk was the only player not using wireless headphones.
Alright, Liverpool are the good guys, right?
of course, they btfo el pecho frio
There's no point of going to a wedding if you can't fuck the single ladies.
If Liverpool win, I might get a shag
If Spurs win, I won't
So up the fucking Scousers lads, Stevie G is a footballing god, YNWA remember the 96
Let's be honest Gary, if Spurs want to be champions of Europe, they're gonna have to go out there and win the game.
>"Two wonderful FOREIGN managers"
>"We're lucky to have them in our game"
Gary continuing to push his agenda
wtf hiro
>he never danced with the woman he loves as she looks him in the eyes drunk with all the wedding romantic bullshit and tells him "I'll be yours like this one day, right user?"
Kek
rolling recurring digits so my boi bags a goal and lifts big ears
german watching the game in london here
where to go and how do I not get mugged or stabbed?
american who knows nothing about football here
who do i root for?
rip spurs
It's ok fren, no need to cope so hard
fuck sake need some painkillers for me 'ead
I don't get how he became a cuck. That word is very rarely correctly used but he actually is. He hates himself.
botafogo
he right though isn't he
no one wants to watch a hughton-warnock european cup final
Based
Are you lads READY?
I hope both teams have a lot of fun today out on the pitch.
>Dinner: eaten
>Fruit: eaten
>Stomach full: yes
>Lying in my comfy bed
>Window open, perfect breeze of fresh air coming in
>Ready for the sun to set and shitpost while watching the CHL final
Today is a good day lads
Big Sam vs Hughes would be an amazing final
Spurs, supporting scousers is un-american
My dick hurts lads
Is it your country where weddings feature AK47 fire and men riding Orthodox priests into church?
based Tellason at LB for Liverpool
Have sex
Girls don't care about sports, m8
Poch to get exposed as the biggest fraud in football. Such and easy ride to the finals Italian teams and then AJAX in the semis lmao
Pochettino from the EU nation of Argentina.
Anyone else seen more liverpool shirts locally today than in the rest of their life put together?
Liverslip slipping is a long term investment though. We can carry that all the way through next season too.
Yids slipping is just normal.
>no milner starting
who /nervous/ here?
I've been a Liverpool fan far too long for me to be confident about tonight
Kane starts.
SUPER
U
B
same bro.. same
Based Salah
>watching Kane's donkey face weeping at the final whistle
£20 spurs 4 - 1 liverpool
>Kane
>weddings feature AK47 fire
yes
>men riding Orthodox priests into church
havent seen those desu
just one bag(175g) of chips. I have everything else.
No u
based and salahpilled
3 (three) white players in the Liverpool team lmao
>Kane starts
What a disgrace.
>unfit Kane forcing himself in the team
I will post my dick pic if Kane scores a hattricktoday.
>teams out early ruining the end of the Kane interview
kek
What are we all having for match time scran boys?
I'm torn between a Chippy or an Indian
Kane subbed off injured 30 mins in
what the fuck is this interview bt.
why is there one randomly shaky camera hiding behind stuff.
what the fuck is the point
>So who did you place bets on?
Nobody. I only place bets when there's value and the market is about right here.
What are your score predictions?
How does this make the game any more enjoyable?
What are your starting lineup predictions?
I have more important things to think about than what might be going through the minds of Poch and Kloop.
Do you have any questions that aren't shit? You fucking twat. If you were here with me, I snap your fucking jaw for pissing me off. I was in a good mood before. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt!
please this
holy shit they're not starting Moura?
It does not matter who loses the real winner is football
>Moura benched
Gay.
no one wants to see your 4inch asian dick faggot
>kane
what is poch doing?
There's no way this doesn't happen.
>Kane
IT'S ALREADY OVER LADS HAHAHAHA
>no Karius
G-guys, do you think Klopp knew they would get to the final again?
>Lucas on the bench
>Kane
Why? Playing an unfit player in a final is, while understandable because you want your best players to play it, incredibly risky. Simeone did the same in 2014 with Costa and had to sub him off after 8 minutes.
god, i hope these kikes lose
asking for a bigger club to offer him a new job
anyone have a link to the beinsport stream?
he literally said after the last final they were going back to win it kek
>benching the player who made possible this match
Why
KANE'S FINAL
LEL
0-0 HT
2-2 FT
3-4 Liverpool AET
*ruins your final*
Why no Lovren? Is he hurt?
>virus alert
>Lineker supporting Spurs
>Rio supporting Spurs
>Owen the ex-Manc
>Hoddle supporting Spurs
BT Sport studio
Spurs literally throwing the final kek
are they just here to enjoy the build up?
Anyone who thinks Kane shouldn't start is a brainlet
IM IN ALL WEEK
correct
>Lineker
He based
everyone supporting spurs
when has Kane ever come back from an injury and played well for the first several games?
always seems to take a month of games to get up to speed
Anyone who thinks brainlet shouldn't start is a Kane.
>kane ruining tottenham's final
Good
Calm down, amerimutt. We don't want to kick your fat ass again.
ive never watched a game of soccer in my life, should i watch this game lads? keep in mind id have to stop watching the cricket about 40 minutes before it ends.
Lads why was the 2014 WC so amazing compared to 2018
>OOEEEAHHH
he doesnt have to play well, hes in there to pull the CBs around and play in son
great location that everyone outside the tent cant see in
>Spurs have a tent
>Liverpool take over a fuck huge square
this just screams second half come back with Llorente and Moura subbed in
CL final is almost always kino so yes.
>2014 was 10 years ago
>Steve Nash and Trae Young
2-2 full time, I have no idea who will make it after penalties.
chinese for football lad
the netherlands killing tiki taka
soulless
>Hong Kong style curry Special
>Salt and pepper chips
>Prawn sesame toast
>Bag of Stella cans
Good times lads
Winks is the actual surprise here. We all knew the D.Costa logic behind the Kane start, but Poch not using either of his man mountain defensive-mid guys and going for a ball-rotation midget instead is a turn-up.
holy fuck the bt sport youtube stream is so laggy
last two digits are final score, right is liverpool left is spurs
Looks like it could be some random stadium in New Mexico with all that empty space
>le out of town soulless stadium
>it's lloris smiles episode
tried it last year and binned it off, watched some canadian stream which was far more neutral and much better coverage. had based peter drury commentating as well
How come i never see the hotspurs posted on Yea Forums how the fuck are they in the final of this shit never heard anything about them all season
who you got bros, both Pochettino and Klop seem very based but Klop seems a bit more red it desu
lucas is only uselefull against non physical teams, he's also a llorente babby
they're a small club who fluked it to the final
wtf i love mexico now. tariffs dropped.
harry kane
>trae young
what
why
howcome they made it to the final with no memes but every day theres 50 liverpool posts here
me on the right
Because nobody cared about their round of 16 win and their quarterfinal and semifinal win were in the final minutes of the game so it was more a matter of the other team lost.
Same reason Alabama and Ohio State have more fans than, for example, Stanford.
Liverpool at their best > Spurs at their best
this is my first CL final ordering a massive mcdonalds order for tea
god bless uberfats
Lucas is literally me
>Scored 2 goals in cup semi in a 2-1 win over a team 2 divisions above us
>Benched in the final for some lad who joined us from Luton academy for the last few games of the season
>Brought on for the last 10 mins when we were 4-1 down
Quit straight after the match
dayum I crave tex mex food desu, taco bell in france when?
...
because honestly no one cares enough about them
Ferguson vs Dalglish would have been amazing
proper final stadium
Who will destroy Salah's dreams tonight?
two english teams are in the champions league final? is this what they mean when they said its coming home?
it was a different time
>first time watching CL Final
>overeating McDonalds
Based wannabe American.
>tfw in five years time we'll see man city vs wolves in the baku arena with eddie howe and chris wilder in the hotseat
>lacks of soul and personality
heh nothing personal kiddos
...
me in 6 months
>le toilet bowl meme
Lads I don't know who to root for.
On the one hand I like Liverpool because of Benítez when they won UCL in 2005 (my team is Valencia CF so he is quite respected among us). And also Michael Robinson.
On the other hand I'd like Tottenham to win because I know an old British man who fought in India in WWII and it's his team. He is 92 and I would like that Tottenham wins something before he dies.
What should I do? I think I will be happy no matter who wins
literally just cracked the toilet seat taking a shit
Taco Bell is comfy fast food, but go to Texas and visit any sit down Tex-Mex restaurant for the real experience. Be sure to try frozen margaritas and get some queso and flour tortillas as an appetizer.
Based
mashallah brothers #praytogod #liverpoolfcyoullneverwalkalone #poooneverest
wait for Qatar
that tournament will be a fucking dog shit
fuck soulless asians
based tren
what an arbitrary stat
Will be the first player under 21 to lose consecutive finals as well
>2022 is a winter WC
>2026 and later are a 48 team tournament, paving the way for more Disgrace of Dijons to happen
2018 was the last real World Cup. Shame it was kind of underwhelming overall.
DIE MEISTER
2018 was the first and last real world cup.
>pre VAR titles
post perros
DIE BESTE
...
I'm so fucking happy I got to see Atletico play their last home game at the Calderón. Such a great stadium in the heart of the city.
What stadiums/teams in Europe would European anons recommend you see live?
Israel
...
hell yeah dude
been watching his vids for hours today, mad lad
>muh soul vs soulless
>modernism is bad, we rather prefer our old decaying stadiums
why do the commentators keep saying "the tongan?" surely he has a name, seems a bit racist