Have you guys bought your packs yet for tomorrow?

>heineken
Yikes

I like to drink coca cola mixed with lemon juice

For me, it's water

I only drink water and breastmilk ama

heineken tastes like piss, even we dont like it.
you're all getting jewed by us.

Based

For me? It’s Jim Beam and a Diet Coke.

I literally can't comprehend why would anyone buy heineken? Not the cheapest, not tastes good, low alcohol. There is nothing to like about it

for me it's vodka and orange juice

it's like corona. they spend so much on adverts

it doesnt have a strong taste, almost tastes like club soda so women and people that dont like beer can drink it and pretend they like it

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why are they still using green bottles. that's why the taste is so off

Drinking based 1664

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Stocked up on Feldschlösschen

do you throw up after drinking 2cans?

is this for like 100 people? dont you gooks get drunk after like 1 or 2 glasses?

that's another thing I can't comprehend. Rational people should never buy advertised shit, they had to pay for the (((ads)) factored in. I go out of my way to buy unbranded shit, like generic drugs. Why would you buy Domestos or whatever have you instead of general bleach?

Slab of kirin and a bottle of gin will tide me over for the next 12 hours.

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Based carib

Based and pilspilled

Our local brewery got declared the best beer brand of 2017, step it up plebs

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This is the good shit

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For me, it's la chouffe.

patrician taste

pic related is another top tier

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Based

Gonna have a few pints of Gazprom. Never tried it before.

yes

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of course baby

For me its bavaria

i only drink rum

cute

Cracking this bad boy after sitting in my basement for around 2 years. Thank you based Belgians

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post your fav beers for me its desperados for the summer and karlsberg and stella artois in general

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>Heineken

No thanks

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Absolute top choices

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>3 packs
>Gonna watch it all alone with Yea Forums
Going to be a good night lads

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I lived in Basel with my Swiss girlfriend for 2 years while an active alcoholic. I drank that shit and quollfrisch everyday until I got sober.

Please have one for me user.

Yes but not fizzy pop like Heineken

Nothing else will do

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For me? It's cocaine.

Kankeramsterdam

For me it's a 6 pack of pils Urquell, a 4 pack of life & death, and a couple of bottles of delirium. TYBTesco

For me, it's BudLight

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Rent-free

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very good choice. always what i end up taking at the bar/club to get drunk without paying too much, plus it taste good

Official lager power rankings

>Stella
>Birra Moretti
>Estrella
>Heineken
>Peroni
>San Miguel
>Budweiser
>Corona
>Carling
>Carlsberg
>Becks
>Fosters

please refrain from having an opinion in future

I'd probably make corona above budweiser in retrospect but the list is correct aside from that. Also couldn't remember the name of that fake wannabe corona that's actually nicer than corona

Best one

Winner

Corona is utter shite
Try some Modelo or Pacifico if you want to drink Mexican beer you plebby shit

Sup

You have to mix one 5 hour energy for each can since the old recipe was outlawed

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Wow 12% always thought four loko was equivalent to smirnoff ice or WKD. How does it taste?

Pils Urquell is the top readily available supermarket lager

Like carbonated jolly ranchers, you get sick of it after two drinks. But nobody drinks them for the taste. You drink them to make sure everyone around you ends up hating you by the end of the night. It’s less bad now since they removed the caffeine. Old school 4 Loko was a legitimate public safety epidemic

it is good but my favourite one is Veltins

Prove you know what an Admiral is without giving it away.

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>Veltins

kek, literally known as the ultimate white trash pleb beer over here
no wonder >schalke fans like it so much

we should be ashamed of ourselves to even sell it abroad and you foreigners should be ashamed of actually buying that shit

it is not a lager it is is pilsner

Inn

user you made me sad.

>i'm not subhuman
You are brazilian, though.

>£3.50 a pint in the pub
>Morrisons selling 18 cans of lager for £10

And people wonder why pubs are dying.

i dont like beer. makes my stomach go crazy and its absolutely impossible to smoke without hicups after a beer. so based rum on ice it is.

Yes son

kek, fucking 4 Loko

In high school I watched a 100 pound girl chug down two in under a hour. Dummies didn’t realize 1 can was about 4.5 beers laced with a shitload of caffeine. Long story short, she puked all over the bathroom floor, passed out cold, and her friends took her to the hospital after a bunch of retarded high school girls were screaming that she was dying. Good times

>that flag
>this post

back to aleppo, ahmed

What rum lad?

Always love a rum with a fag.

actually half german half ösi. so maybe thats the reason.

>no new castle

Patrician.

>implying heineken, san miguel, corona and carlsberg are anything but disgusting piss

yeah good taste man. i feel like rum is the softest spirit, its not as aggressive as something like whiskey. and i only get cheap locally produced no-name brands from the market kek. 6€ per bottle i think.

Enjoying your boys holiday, lad? Get in my son

why don't you treat yourself sometimes with nice rum like havana club 7

Solid rat settings

This is the type of shit that's illegal in Europe.
In conclusion; based American, I love you people.

Is this considered your pisswater in britland like Coors lite is here? I actually like the taste of it

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gnome juice, best juice

Oettinger and Karlskrone are the ultimate working-class pleb beers here actually.
Veltins is more like the party beer of choice for low IQ teenagers.

But yeah, definitely one of the shittiest of our beer brands.
I always wonder why it is our shit breweries that manage to be successful abroad (Veltins, Beck's, etc.), while the best breweries remain local mostly.

>drinking fucking Heineken

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Nah pretty decent ale. Not too readily available either

noice

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I have 4 of the good brazilian beers and a bottle of vodka, it's gonna be a good afternoon
I spent the night getting crazy, I hope I'll be good at afternoon

actually i never tried lol. learned from whiskey that it doesnt make a huge difference to me whether the bottle is 7€ or 30€ so i became a cheapskate in this matter. will think about this one, tho. maybe i'll try it.

My parents were rooting for the kidnappers of Freddy Heineken to kill him when that shit happened.

just drink whatever beer is on sale you flaming homosexuals

i'd be fucked, it's almost always heineken

>mfw my local liquor store has it in 12 packs

>all these embarrassing posts from people pretending to know what "real" beer is
honestly all fucking kys

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>beer snobs

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It's a sports game not a fucking romantic night out. If you're not drinking large quantities of something relatively cheap then you're literally not watching the game correctly.

>Drink puts hairs on your chest

Says the fat old lonely man who never achieved anything in his life.

No thanks boomer. The future is female

LARGEST BEER COMPANIES IN THE WORLD:

1. Anheuser-Busch InBev (Brussels, Belgium)
2. Heineken (Amsterdam, Netherlands)
3. China Resources Snow Breweries (Beijing, China)
4. Carlsberg (Copenhagen, Denmark)
5. Molson Coors (Denver, USA)
6. Tsingtao Brewery (Qingdao, China)
7. Asahi (Tokyo, Japan)
8. Yanjing (Beijing, China)
9. Kirin (Tokyo, Japan)
10. Groupe Castel (Bordeaux, France)

Reminder 3 of the 10 largest beer companies in the world are now Chinese.
Reminder we'll all be forced to drink Chinese beer soon.

>in the UK, Sam Smith's is seen as a dated, fusty family company with pubs only good for cheap beer
>their brown ale is exported all over the world

???

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>buying beer at a supermarket and not at your local brewer

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Based yank telling the poncey little wanker what for

For me, it's Skuumkoppe.

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This is how we Germans do it, this is why none of our beer brands are truly big on a global scale.

But elsewhere such local brewing culture does not exist. Foreigners just buy the beers they see in commercials and it's only a matter of time before the Chinese will throw their cheap beer onto Western markets.

"poncey little wanker". will absorb this line into my english arsenal.

>Texel
Love that place Dutchbro. I wish I could live there. It's max comfy.

Fuck yes. user you are doing it right.

>chimay is what you drink on a romantic night out
Nah its 8% to get you fucked you American retard

>tfw Indian
>easily available beers are either excessively hopped industrial pisswater or a bland creamy fluid for the young urban soi

>British "men" get drunk on 8% beer
Chimay is expensive and rightly so. It's one of the best breweries in the world. If you're drinking chimay to get drunk, again, you're literally not doing it correctly. Stop replying to my posts you fucking culture-let.

>Yank trying to call us lightweight

Ahahahahaaaa get to fuck

You get drunk on 3% piss lad, it's ok.

>not getting high for the game
It's infinitely more fun

>drink strong nice beer to get fucked
>again you're literally not doing it correctly
Ok m80 whatever you say

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But that's bad for you

implying booze isn't

>beer
>culture

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Weed smokers are lame.
At least the cokeheads in my circle are fun and well up for it when they indulge their vice.

In eastern Europe beer is water and womans drink, i got the chapest wine, 2€ per bottle and cheapest vodka, 5€ per bottle.
Se ya western incels.

If cuisine is culture then beer is as well.

same prices as here. i think you're getting jewed, radu.

I drink Mahou only

>beer is water and womans drink
women aren't huge beer drinkers anywhere
>the chapest wine
not even for cooking

if you like wine buy something else, if you want to get plastered there are cheaper alternatives

Why would you do that to yourself

Those prices don't really matter if you only make 800 eurobucks/month in your postcommie shithole lmao

I like Mahou a lot, plus my family is from Madrid and it has a nostalgic feeling for me drinking Mahou in the summer when we always visited.
I'll be back this summer too, but now only with my gf

>it has a nostalgic feeling
Fair enough
But m8 it's really awful

bought CBD vape oil for the first time yesterday, wew the govt legalised dope and they don't even know it ha ha ha

800€ is high pay here, i make 450€ a Monty.

Eh I like it, it tastes better than 99% of beer here and it's very nice to drink on a hot summer day in Malasaña or anywhere else.
I like Estrella too but San Miguel and cruzcampo are honestly disgusting.
Only acceptable regular beer here is Hertog Jan and Grolsch, and maybe Dommelsch. The rest is just as bad as cruzcampo

That's sad.
Average starting salary after my master's is about 2,5k euros after tax here and I think that's low.

Go pub for the atmosphere lad, shame they're all gonna be busy as fuck with plastics today

For me, its the cool refreshing taste of Castle

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All beers taste the same

>comparing masters salary to 3rd world country salary and calling it low
You're onto something here genius

tits or gtfo

Uunironically kys if you are a beer snob. I drink red stripe and tyskie or whatever they sell at the shop. I appreciate good beers but being elitist about piss water is fucking stupid. This is coming from someone who likes beer.

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>calls other snobs
>claims he likes beers
Which is it

InBev is brazilian

most beers posted itt can be bought at a supermarket, there's nothing snobbish about them

>Go to pub with work mates
>Drink Heineken or some normal lager
>Mates drink obscure ales like HOBGOBLINS STOCKINGS and FERRETS BANJO STRING
>Get the piss taken for drinking "crap beer"
>Try one of their ales
>its lukewarm, tastes like metal and makes me thirstier

Why are these things so popular? Is this some sort of joke I don't get?

They pretend to like them to look cool.

I like a good cup of coconut water with my champions league

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mostly this but also different, sophisticated, unique... you know... snowflake shit

there is literally a handcraft beer bar for every 2 blocks in buenos aires# fuuking disgusting

You like lager, and you're switching to ale. You wouldn't like a normie ale either like John Smiths. Have a Pilsner next time.

Used to be, but now the Belgians have taken over, just like they have taken over American Anheuser Busch and British SAB Miller.

They are now the largest producer of beverages in the world, surpassing Coca Cola even.
The eternal Belgian striked again.

OP here. I've posted heinekens because of UCL sporsonship, but here's my choice for today

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your mom ass is lager is you know what i mean

holy shit savage

pipi cucu

I don't speak argentino

pleb choice, should go for amstel

What time is it considered acceptable to start pounding back lager? Is 10:00 too early?

>i'm not subhuman
citation needed

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Its a Saturday, anything goes.

Even minimum wage here will leave you with 1.7k after tax in euros

to watch the game you hae to start 1 hour or half an hour earlier, so you don't fall in any place you go to watch the game

holy shit you brazil boys are tame

Frühschoppen starts with the first sunlight my friend

IM FUCKING WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>packs
I'm sorry, but being a heterosexual male, I drink all my beer from plastic 2l bottles for that extra cancery feel

In europe the climate helps to get fucked the whole day with beer, but we are in a hellish hot climate with 22 celsius in the end of autumn
btw if you wanna know I spent the night using drugs and didn't even sleep

i've not got pissed up since new year's eve

Do you fill them at the grocery store?

For me it's pic related

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Ich hab noch Standgas vom Vatertag, Junge

Jesus, man, amstel is such a piece of shit

Bad beer is the least of your problems, my street-shitting friend.

"Packs"? Get a load of this faggot.
I'm waiting for the wine to come home.

what drugs

cocaine
I can't sleep now

roll a beck
or wait for the final, at this point either way it's the same

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

I'm gonna shower and maybe sleep until 3 PM
too good if I get still awake because I have marijuana and alcohol

it is worth trust me, cheap rum here is almost always for making cakes and shit.

there isn't any Veltins in local Kaufland anymore instead I bought Krombacher

Krombacher is an acceptable choice desu, definitely better than Veltins

that thing'll tear you to pieces

Has anyone tried the new Carlsberg? Is It noticably differenti?

i really like Veltins but definitely the best beer I drank from Germany is HB

Since when did it become a meme to hate Heineken?

Fucking reddit

>Asahi
Love Asahi have 4 in the fridge

>Heineken
Absolutely disgusting

try Augustiner (Export) and Gutmann (Wheat beer)

when it comes to beer (not counting Pilsner):
Southern Germany > Northern Germany

Those were the days

lad, if you’re feeing any “buzz” off of cbd, I’ve got some bad news for you...

>Augustiner (Export) and Gutmann (Wheat beer)
will do. Are they on Hofbräu München level?

Is that milner's long lost cousin

Will be watching the game at a local sports pub
But bought a six pack of Carlsberg to down before going to the pub

heineken tastes like asahi with a pixie stick dumped in

take melatonin

putting my local beer over. But it's some good shit

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Gutmann is the best Wheat beer in Bavaria imo
Augustiner is similar to Hofbräu I guess (it's from Munich as well).

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reviewbrah

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lol

holy makrel

I love that shit. From a bottle tho: not sure about froma can

>People being snobby about beer
Spee reaching an alltime new low

I just bought 20 cheap beers. And 2 extra dry ciders because I'm a fancy lad.

heineken is piss water

Absolutely based

UK lads

What beer do you normally get from the supermarket?

I normally unironically get Heineken

>Frühschoppen
interesting. do you stay on the piss all day?

Some people do super Sunday here. go on the piss all day and watch all the sport. Not my scent desu

I always get Urquell when I'm in the UK
They're useally cheap enough, taste alright, and they seem to have them everywhere

Assorted IPAs because I'm a batty man (really I just like to try different stuff)

GOAT

Red Stripe from the cornershop, Leffe 750 ml if I am at Tesco's.

I don't understand why you drank mexican beer when you clearly had much better (and i suppose cheaper) options. Corona being the best example of an abhorrent overhyped drink.

just bought 6 bottles of Becks lads
got a 20 bag of top weed too

TOP night coming