Will we ever see animal leagues?

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>Imagine running away
I always imagine americans fleeing from dogs and guns by scooter because you are so fat and subhuman

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Can't take my scooter up a tree can I now Favelinho.

it's called the NBA.

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Good fucking lord. I thought hopping on top of a parked car would be good enough to avoid these beasts of Satan.

You're overdoing it
Should be something like
>run
>be amerifat
Pick one
But hey, you invented this so have a You

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thirsty lad

>Bale getting eaten by Varane

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>defanged

pussies

what kind of retard does this

did it die?

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>retard
Guess the country. Protip: it's a country where over 2/3 of the "people" are self-declared overweight.

Nah he's fine

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Not often, but sometimes I look around me at the store and label everyone as overweight, or not overweight, yesterday I had like 20 in a row overnight and not a single non-overweight. I wonder why I am still self concious when I am likely in better shape and better looking than 75-90% of the people I see in the world.

I will never not laugh at this.

BAVI

How are you holding up /span/ bros?

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Based Slovenian span threads almost brighten my day.

Why don't NHL teams sign walruses and put them in goal?

Aww glad I could improve your day, that's what /span/ threads are for, at least until the jannies don't show up and ban me again

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They should do that

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Why are dogs such bros?

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cursed webm

Cute! (not the dog)

:3

Who was in the wrong here?

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cute :3

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what the fuck is that thing that would attack a young shark

Grouper

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nobody
old mates dog must have spooked the red so the red put him in a headlock
Kangaroos will run into dams and wait for dogs to come into the water after them
Then theyll grab the dogs head and hold it underwater until it drowns.
Also there are 2 main types of kangaroo, the eastern grey and the red.
Reds can grow to 2 metres tall and are staunch as fuck

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>jazz hands

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Why did he do it?

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Love that one

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Have you not seen the monkeys in the 100m sprint final?

what was her problem

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F

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fucking based

>mfw someone suggests animals aren't athletes

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why don't nfl teams get a moose as a fullback

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uhm. what

>someone suggests da bears won't win the superbowl

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wow giraffes really are faggots

>they mature only as females and have the ability to change sex after sexual maturity. The largest males often control harems containing three to 15 females. Groupers often pair spawn, which enables large males to competitively exclude smaller males from reproducing. As such, if a small female grouper were to change sex before it could control a harem as a male, its fitness would decrease. If no male is available, the largest female that can increase fitness by changing sex will do so

this is some weird futa stuff

did he died?

HEEM SLEEPY

>Kangaroos will run into dams and wait for dogs to come into the water after them
>Then theyll grab the dogs head and hold it underwater until it drowns.
what the fuck I hate Kangaroos now

Pretty sure he did

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dogs are horrified of any animal that's bigger than them. birds in particular, because the dog doesn't understand it's size without weight. pretty funny to watch

Mexico?

>getting done in by a fucking black bear
What a faggot.

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jej

why are you making things up

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Nawh, he walks it off in the full video. Laughs about it, too.

that guy fucked up by turning his back, indicating that he's prey

PORKED

also that looks like a trained police attack dog. regular pet dogs don't behave this way

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get a dog mate.
temperament changes by breed
theyre not afraid of anything

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Dogs will attack to protect their owner I think, no?

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yeah that's true. behavior varies wildly by breed . I've just noticed every dog I ever owned and observed is fucking terrified of birds. we have a lot of Canada gooses here (obviously) and I've seen terror until I saw a dog try to interact with those geese

imagine going round to someones house and seeing this whilst they say awww he's smiling

never seen terror**

youtube.com/watch?v=nnh2SYGDQ-0

based doggos

what a bitch of an owner putting the doggo through that, swans can easily btfo a dog

thrill of the unknown

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u wot m8

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should have started making noise to scare it off long before it got that close

jannie perro

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i love /span/ threads, thanks slovenia

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Oh I like that one :3

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Goliath Grouper aka a Jewfish (seriously)

No problem, thank you for being here

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We eat them

she's hardly a retard, the only about 6

Are they good? How do you prepare it?

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HOT

Just grilled. I don't like it much, it's a bit like perch

a fucking dinosaur

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>that /span/ feel

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Top lads

good thread

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Brutal

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Beautiful couple sitting on the bench in the background.

These are a fucking nightmare. More than any other animal

Looks very wise

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Good eye...
Sloths? Do you find them uncanny or something?

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Is he ok?

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It's a vizcacha though

Yes

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Fair enough, hopefully they don't scare you too badly though

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lol

Until next time /span/ bros!

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sLOVEnia

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The Chad Turtle vs The Virgin Cat

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gay
this is the real deal, better with sound
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>Having a husky in equatorial subhhumanland
FUCK those """people"""

>implying basketball is played by humans

big brain

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fuck basketball
fuck hockey
fuck cricket and baseball
long live /span/

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Sloths look like they have downs

ebin

too bad he wasn't cornholed

husband just got cucked.

Human broke his wrist (metaphorically) while punching, so he is.

>YWN hit the bong with a chimp
Why live?