Heem

I heard you were talking shit about me.

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He put up a good fight for a basedboy.

I'm not saying I would fight you.

why do they do this. let the man fall and maybe he'll get better

I mean really, John?

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Schaub

Khutbabby has seizures

shaub was never good

>Khabib has seizures
>Tiger has seizures
hmmm....

Obviously Gustafsson will win from a fight standpoint, but more importantly, who wins the rematch and even further, whomst will win the story of the fight?

If Schaub were white he would look exactly like Tim Tebow

I think smif gets the story

Gustafsson will knock him out cold but Smith will win the story of the fight for showing his patented Heart™

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anthony "poo" piss

Smith is undefeated in the UFC at winning the story.

Gus did win the story against Jones a few years ago, but his story skills have severely deteriorated.

is Smith the bravest fighter in MMA history?

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Val doesn't even have the belt on the poster

Fucking black cunts

0 white champs in the UFC

holloway, khabib, whittaker, DC

I disagree. Gus won the story of the fight in the rematch. Not only did Jones pop days before the fight, Gus also suffered a nut shot that ruined his mobility.

Who is the lineal lightweight story champion?

Seething

this is the thread.

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What's the story? He was just minding his own business

well memes aside, khabib and whittaker are both literally white so

>This loser is still doing this years later
What a wimp you will always be a failure

Why are Polynesians so good at fighting

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Israel did 911.

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white = of European descent
neither are of pure European blood

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>gets battered by a can for 25 min

no champion is of a pure race lol

Still won

Lukas wins /heem/ once again.

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*

>Holloway
>Hunt
Wow, two of them above bum-tier

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P4P GOAT Story Winner's in the UFC history.

1. GSP
2. Frankie Edgar
3. Dan Henderson
4. Randy Couture
5. Robbie Lawler

Mentally ill sperg with his imaginary friends; congrats on making a thread that will 404 in a few hours I'm sure if you live to be 50 it will matter a lot moron

with paid for judges anything is possible

Seething

yoel is on steroids

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How is Robbie Lawler not #1? The man has literally never lost a story

2 out of 8 UFC champs are Polynesian even though Polynesians make up a tiny percent of the global population

proofs?

>white = of European descent
Then why didn't you just say European, you sperg?

He lost the story to Woodley.

He looks like the kid in the Burger King photo. You know the one?

Meme Cowboy to be retired in a week, what a time to be alive.

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Dadboy finna end the meme streak

*ahem*

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What did Coral mean by this

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What happens when the lineal champion changes weight classes? Frank Shamrock never lost at lhw after getting the belt

AFRICA!

Which one of you will accept his challenge?

twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1134600840604315648

Prime me HEEMS Jones desu

I have a plan to beat Jon Jones

it's called the oblique kick

prime me looses to you in a split decision but wins the story when you test positive a month later

>Baltazar Jimeno

lool

Lmao I'd bite Coral with my python if you catch my drift

How can ufc hope to compete with wow classic?

>wow in 2019

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OH GOD NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN

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He paid the judges to beat up Yoel for three rounds?

fighter that good please dont shoot your post the rest of the other way around

oh fer sure lightly brushing romeros face and landing a headkick as gentle as a lovers kiss is a beast of a beating my dude

Alexander Gustafsson vs. Anthony Smith
Jimi Manuwa vs. Aleksandar Rakic
Makwan Amirkhani vs. Chris Fishgold
Damir Hadzovic vs. Christos Giagos
Daniel Teymur vs. Sung Bin Jo

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Randy Courture>Enson Inoue>Mark Kerr>Kazuyuki Fujita>Mark Coleman>Minotauro>Fedor Emelianenko>Fabrício Werdum>Alistair Overeem>Francis Ngannou>Stipe Miocic>Daniel Cormier

DC is both the UFC heavyweight champion as well as the lineal heavyweight champion

Thought Wiz Khalifa on Rogan would be lame but the dude is actually pretty interesting and down to earth.

romero wasn't able to fight because his orbital bone was broken from fighting whittaker, he was literally more fucked up than whittaker after the fight

Its wiz khalifi

Grow up

>lightly

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Oh for sure Whittaker is a true champ my man
>Dude lmao I lightly kicked your leg I guess that makes me the better fighter heh tough luck kid

Do they seriously expect people to watch Gustaffson vs Smith instead of the champions league final?
Couldnt they make this a bit sooner or later?

Gus
Manuwa
Amirkhani
Giagos
Teymur

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OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anthony Smith
Aleksandar Rakic
Makwan Amirkhani
Damir Hadzovic
Daniel Teymur

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lmao

just invented this, hope you like it

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lol dockbro and coral

>R-Romero won the popular vote!!!

lol piccolo looking motherfucker looks like piss cryman now whittaker rearranged his face

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Gus
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?

Excuse you, I am a concrete cuck not a warehouse cuck.

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based and newpilled

Should have been a drawl

124 Whittaker
35 Romero

No 10-8s
Simple as

So if you're working on a triangle or something and your butts right by your opponents face are you allowed to fart to distract them? I'm not seeing anything in the rules about it but I wonder who the ref would side with if the guy made a stink (heh) about it.

is this aryan war god our guy

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Wtf is wrong with this place?

Gus
Manuwa
Amirkhani
Hadzovic
Teymur

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Are you willing to risk accidental shart? You'll be disqualified for that. Reminder you're an mma fighter and basically live on experimental protein shakes.

Sorry I don't know who Sum Bum Ho or Jimmy Manure is

how did Ngannou lose to le balls are hot man?

When nobody will 1v1 each other irl they become hyper autistic

I would heem every here fyi

I live in the islander capital of the world.
It's because most of the pacific islands used to practice eugenics up until the 50's. which resulted in tropical paradises with the average man and women being 6ft+ and jacked.
They also have mega chins and cant be rocked.

However there all dumb as fuck, and moving from the islands means theyve replaced healthy food with kfc and all die at 40 of heart failure and alcoholism.

But yeah back in high school most islander kids were 6ft and 100kg + by 14-16.

i agree

Ngannou isnt very advancing and aggressive. Lewis isnt either unless he feels he’s overmatched the opponent as a boxer. Neither high volume and were respecful of each others power. Ngannou also a bit shook from Stipe still

cope

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In your opinion is it worth it to breed with a 6ft pacific island woman or would that just delete any IQ advantage I believe myself to have? My chin is suspect.

by his own admission he was literally still shook by stipe

>dumb as fuck
>no chinese or indians until wh*teoids turned up
>female prime minister
>mosques in christchurch
>muslim prayer broadcast on public tv and radio
>current state of NZ
I'd re-evaluate what you consider dumb as fuck pakeha

>by his own admission
How reliable

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who even thought giving Brendan a special would be a good idea

Joe Rogan

Wake up Cucksping, it's all over. Have fun not even starring in straight to DVD shit flicks forever.

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Pooel Poopmero is a bridesmaid with an even more fucked eye than Bisping. Bridesmaid abandoned his daughter to lose to fat welterweights by Bisping brings gold to his loving family as

Bisping is a star in Twin Peaks and XXX

And I say this as a micropenised gay Michael Bisping h8r!! Facts are facts!!!

>as a micropenised gay Michael Bisping h8r
you're not unique

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Remember not too long back when Tim Kennedy basically told depressed people to "have sex"?

Based

Remember when Tim Kennedy tried to find Hitler?

Beaten by a dead man.

The goofs executives at showtime seem to love him for some reason

based 244p Humphrey

WHO DO YOU GUYS HAVE FOR TOMORROW?!

DONT SCREAM IDIOT

I don't understand why you guys are hating on based B SchauSchau so harshly, stand up in and on itelf is a shit medium and artform and no matter how infinitely talented the individual partiticipating on it might be no one could ever rise above it's limiting hard cap.

Seriously, name a single good stand up comedian? There is none it's not possible.

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Fuck Trump and fuck white peepou.

eddie murphy
youtube.com/watch?v=YMqMKxJJYvY

maybe because he rakes in tons of views and engagement, hence why you and all of heem are constantly, literally all day talking about him

Did you guys see Rener Gracie on Shark Tank?

Uh, what? You think I talk about Schaub because he is talked about a lot? That’s circular logic homeboy. I talk about Schaub because he’s a beast of a peach straight up

Based. My homeboy used to run concrete pumps. Is that some 2500 psi pea gravel?

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smif
rakic
amirkhani
hadzovic
teymur

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have sex

I'm losing my mind, having a mental breakdown jesus christ just get me to the fights please God give me the strength

based and redpilled
youtu.be/SvnAVOH3wis

Yeah, he peached it up real niceness no already bought one of those hoodies months ago when he was shilling them on podcasts

4000 my nigga we doin big boy shit

Gladly!

*has sex with your parents*

lol I didn't even bother listening to that shit. I knew it would just be two hours of "dude weed"

he got worked into a shoot

horrible mental bjj

Based. Post boob job Joanna is /ourgirl/.

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>Capital letters
>Screaming
>Words on a screen
Son let's have a talk...

Rob gave him a Weidman eye

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She’s not even remotely sexy at all, literally a 3/10 on her best day. Stop slobbering over a mole rat, I see hotter girls at the super market in my small town fucking idiot go outside for once in your desolate shitty life.

A legit professional athlete, and that guy...oh...noooo

Yeah im sure the view of your mothers rack is nice from the shopping cart you incel fag

get sex

* is awarded 27 million dollars for accidental dopin after a literal lifetime of doping in you are path *

do you have any i can buy?

I think he was given a show time special BECAUSE he is talked about a lot, because he gets tons of views and engagement, which is why you are spending friday night talking about his showtime special. Also why he is mentioned non stop here all day every day

why wont spammy come here more often i miss him already

Uh sweaty, I think we talmbout Schaub because he’s a beast

Derek has to get up early most of the time he's usually on from 3pm to 3am estonian time

Smif is half black, so he automatically has a +50% chance to heem Gus.

Mitch Hedberg was the only good comedian 2bh

John Gottis grandson just heemed some guy in CES, flaming casuals

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>math(s)
>how does it/they work?

Ah, feeding Danis another can. The ol’ Scott Coker special.

>be wrestler
>win
>be non-wrestler
>lose

instagram.com/p/BxPjWD0A_-q/

With Stephens he doesn't say much but with Moicano he's like I love him I hope he'll be champion one day.

This. She looks like Hugh Grant in a wig.

yo anyone know if Bigg Ladd is ovulating

He has only 1 pro fight.

fucking retarded casuals itt

Is he half black? Or is he like a quarter black because he looks pretty white. He's no Mike Perry that's for sure.

his dad is """black""" ie like 40% white

>Not judging women by how strong the kids they would give you would be
lol grow up you LowTest losers

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Schaub is so bad that there are literally legitimately funnier female comedians

>wanting your child to look like an impoverished rodent
That's a good way to ensure my children never reproduce. Fuck you.

Doesn’t matter how strong your kids are when they look like Gollum and no one wants to fuck them. Good job ending your genetic line, retard.

not T H I C C enough for you bud?
Ugly is hot sometimes, when the body is banging (could literally wank yourself using joanna as a wanking glove shes so small) its kinda nasty, not to mention she's a great fighter so could fuck you up at any time iof she wanted to.
bolt on tits are just a bonus
heem yourself my man

Dunno. Thought they said he was half black. Either way, he gets the racial bonus against Gus.

Ok. Enjoy your ugly manlet offspring.

rather breed nunes then tbqh

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>genetic line
hmm, very important in the grand scheme of things right?

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Boney Faggison cant stop dad cowboy. This is fact.

Girls like strength more than looks incel.

>kids
what are you a no sex before marriage retard?
you know you can fuck without having kids breh?

Nunes, Holly, and Ladd are the top breeding material in wmma.

Who revved muzzies again?

for me?
karolina

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youtube.com/watch?v=BQa9AidGVlY

Khabin is undefeated

I am undefeated

Give this post the (you)s it deserves for 50% off your entire order of cbd

Fight khabib so he can smesh you

CES 56?

literally the only bitch in the ufc worth a damn these fucking heemcels are so pathetic posting these ugly fucking skanks like joanna and aspan lad. i want to personally heem all of you pathetic fucking cunts. god i fucking hate all of you, (not (you))

john gotti and the one armed freak won

>Ladd

Wake up, Dana

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F F F?

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In many ways, Schaubs standup is a peach

sorry bud, I also appreciate the ugly beauty of joanna
imagine being raped by her

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*heems your dick*

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mole

what is that

The holy lineage

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technical draw

Give me one reason why Khabob hasn't been beaten. He gets called a bum more than anyone else but not a single person has beaten him

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fed cans to pad his record

Poirier will beat him and it wont even be a surprise.

Make sure to post about it when khabib cracks his neck in half and you lose your house in the bet

Remember how Weidman was undefeated until Rockhold? That's Khabib, he just has a padded record of Russian bums

i panicked because i thought i missed the smif gust fight, but then i checked and realised that it will start in 14 and a half hours lol

shit fight
save your viewing for AJ Ruiz

he’s a great wrestler for sure but tell me how many good grapplers has he faced? he got cancelled by a bum like tibau, his real weight class is welter, a class full of great grapplers, you could say he wanted to fight gsp but he really only wanted to have “george st Pierre” on his record win or lose, face it, khabib will retire as a striker crushing bum grappler and nobody will remember him

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fairly accurate

put le balls are hot man on the left

Smif
Manuwa
Fishgold
Hadzovic
Teymur

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Reminder that Jessica Andrade's wife is ugly as fuck

She has the ugliest tattoos I've seen on a woman

Andrade has an average husband's problem - her wife got fat after she married her

Smith
Rakic
Amirkhani
Hadzovic
Teymur

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*forces you to tie her up and tell her how shit her tattoos are while you slam her from behind*

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Dad cerrone is /ourguy/

>Couldn't finish Iaquinta
>Couldn't finish Barboza
>took 4 rounds to finish Mcgregor

Khabib is a monster finisher

If he leaves with a 0 in the l column he's going down as the goat

Does he really want to fight GSP or does he want people to think he wants to fight GSP? I think the latter, so he can go down as the cazzie goat.

Why the fuck is Sterling vs Munhoz on the undercard for UFC 238 but Yan vs Riverra on the main card? Makes no sense Sterling just beat Rivera for gods sake.

Gus
Rakic
goldfish
Hadzovik
bing bong Jo

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It's more for Yan than Rivera, he's on a little streak and the brass is high on him

Still won though (W)

He wants to fight gsp at 155. GSP would prefer 170 obviously

Gus
Rakic
Amirkhani
Hadzovic
Jo

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Khabeast "I still beat tho" Nurmagomedov

Name on this ladyboy?

Her hands, feet, and head are maybe 2x as big as they should be for her body. Actual goblin.

twitter.com/ChaelSonnen/status/1134651587677155330

Gus
Rakic
Armikhani
Hadzovic
Bin Jo

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filename cazzie

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youtu.be/_i1J_zk8es8

long day friend
you need back scrub

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Funnest videos I've ever seen.

Based GOATzilla permaheemed King Ghidorah's bitch ass

how is this funny? Is he the Schaub of animated short skits?

Please stream soon

Hamderlei is gonna be at Rizin

he's gonna get Flushed by a manlet nigger tho

Who do you think would've won if this fight happened

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KZ or Moicano?

Gustafsson
Rakic
Fishgold
Hadzovic
Bin Jo

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Fatasscum

Bony "rattled" sperguson

obviously gasedlum

New Reem kino
>youtube.com/watch?v=K6R-x9-BYRA

Holland gang. Reem bless lads

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Based

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You still in the discord?

Would you throw away a valuable load by shooting it into the trash compactor that is a female fighter's vagina? Keep in mind, if a clump of cells miraculously forms in her once barren womb it would fall victim to a brutal heeming, developing CTE before a brain can even form. The Schaubunculus would suffer until the inevitable flushing.

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>the absolute filthy ridden animal dumpster of Brazil

twitter.com/guicruzzz/status/1134579435670331392

this city is where andrade lives and just got robbed

Leave it to me.

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looks like werdums midget brother

>twitter.com/guicruzzz/status/1134579435670331392
BRAZIL YOUR A DUMP

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have sex

yfw 7-1 happened

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we all know the usual questions
>what's weight class would you fight?
>what would your nickname be?>
what would your walkout song be?
but I have a different question, a real question, if you were a ring announcer
>what would your catch phrase be?
the patricians choice
>BRING OUT THE BODY BAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
but
>SOMEBODY'S GONNA BLEEEEEEEED
is also acceptable

WOOP-DI-WOOP-WOO!

oh that's good, I wanna see some fat guys after that

Inside gossip from Jackson Wink:
>Holly Holm is as sweet and genuine as she seems
>Jon Jones will try to fuck anything that walks

>what's weight class would you fight?
Super Heavy Weight
>what would your nickname be?
"Rolls" Royce Gracie Jr.
>what would your walkout song be?
"I'm All About That Cake (And Chicken)"
>if you were a ring announcer what would your catch phrase be?
"READY OR NOT, HEEEEEEEEEERRRREE WEEEEEEEE CUMMMMMMM!!!!" while pointing to the canvas.

wow that's weird, I thought it would be more like
>Jon Jones is as sweet and genuine as he seems
and
>Holly Holm will try to fuck anything that walks
thanks for clearing that up

That would actually be interesting if true. I'd also pay to get backstage and meet Holly.

and I would pray with Jon

I only want replies from chads.

Do you guys feel bad after you pump and dump a Tinder girl? I just made a Tinder and have had more sex in the past month than I have in my entire life. It is great after I cum but the next day I get this queasy feeling that I never used to get.

Is this a sign of good moral character or am I just a pussy?

You're probably emotionally deprived. Do you want a serious relationship?

Got this feel after a few months of constant casual sex in college. It means the former. Got a long term gf that will be my wife one day and am infinitely more fulfilled

yeah you’re both right, I will only get rid of this pit in my stomach when I let somebody really get to know me and be my friend - I’m just not ready for that yet

thanks bros Schaub bless

Sorry Khabib, it's all over..

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Aaron Pico? He is my favorite prospect!

Conor always makes that action figure wide stance and poker face lmao

can someone edit that dilion danis in my pic’s dilion danis?

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A couple years back there was some user that said the same thing about Jon and that he was slamming Gabi for a while

future world champ

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Combate is on totanon

Jens is on Twitch
twitch.tv/jenspulver

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how many bongs???

youtu.be/WPhuKtidEm0

I love that fight companion where Eddie is talking about how he told Pico to use his wrestling to win and Schlaub is in the background going "terrible advice" right before pico gets knocked out because he didn't take Eddie's advice. Best moment in that podcasts history (besides the Alex Jones stuff ofc).

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I fucking hate mosquitoes

that was golden, Eddie is by far the best one

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She has a pretty smile

based Eddy

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What fight company was it? I would love to hear it. Eddie is the most intelligent guy in the group when he is not high

I hate this meme

Eddie Bravo >>> Bryan Callen > Joey Diaz >>> Brendan Schaub = Joe Rogan

Correct?

We all do

The story wins the rematch

>all these cans on the card
should be some spicy bangers

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I pulled the trigger, Gus. It's over.

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yes more

And right before that he was going on about how Aaron Pico was the 'LeBron James of MMA' then he gets heemed right after LMAO

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>starts his own jiu jitsu cult
>marries a pornstar
>ends the gracie meme
>makes sure you look into it
is Eddie Bravo, dare I say, based and possibly redpilled?

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youtu.be/5-uDhcnL07A
@ around 1:31:30 Eddie starts to tell the story of training Pico and the fight is around 5 minutes or so after the time stamp. The whole time Schlaub is calling Eddie crazy in the background.

Switch Joey Diaz and Callen and I'd agree. Callen shill's too much to be ranked above Uncle Joey.

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Did schubads really get MMA streamz taken down?

He's 100% Based and Redpilled

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Confirmed by the Russian Federation.

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>mfw I looked into it

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checked

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This, even his coach admitted it because it was all what was available for him

Based

Gus
Rakic
goldfish
Hadzovic
Teymur

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nah but those girls are ready for porn

gus is based but i have a feeling he gets heemed

just don't cry when Poirier gets 50-42'd Luke

Shut the fuck up you obese poofter. Getting sick of your autism

>jon can't finish anthony smith
>gus finishes smith
>gus is the better fighter

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE REVIEWS FOR SCHAUBS SPECIAL AFTER HE TRIED TO BRIBE PEOPLE FOR POSITIVE REVIEWS ARE FUCKING PRICELESS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARK I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

m.imdb.com/title/tt10171746/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv

You got this brother. You're gonna hold it together.

>Gus can't finish Shogun
>Smith finishes Shogun
>Smith is the better fighter

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In an effort to support our boy and fight the h8r trolls, I will be giving one (you) to every post that gives schaubs comedy’s special the reviews it deserves!

It's crazy that people are picking Gus, he always loses against black men.

Bet the farm on Smif, he's half black
Reem bless lads

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Gonna cry and leave the discord again Georgie boy?

LET'S FUCK

I hold the mic up to my ass and let loose a dank one

Gus
Manuwa
Makwan
Damien
Sung

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Pretend I said damir not Damien Ty

Here have your (You) Harry, bless

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jesus they're killing him

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Gustafsson
Manuwa
Amirkhani
Hadzovic
Sung Bin Jo

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Cerrone KOs Tony Ferguson next week. Mark my words.

Will BJ pls stop?
Will JJ pls move up?
Will Khabib pls fight Toony?
Will GSP pls come back?
Will Askren pls rematch Robbie?
Will Colin McGregor pls retire?

actually laughed harder at that than anything in the 'show'.

im not tryna git my haircut by some kina ASIAN bro aryew SERIES??? this aint MALTHS CLASS homeboy

Wew fuckign lad, what's the bribing so many of them are talking about?

t minus 4 bongs untill the card

>Will BJ pls stop?
no
>Will JJ pls move up?
Soon
>Will Khabib pls fight Toony?
If he wins against Cerrone
>Will GSP pls come back?
no
>Will Askren pls rematch Robbie?
no
>Will Colin McGregor pls retire?
no

Jesus

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If reddit is the front page of the internet what are we?

"No"

>Let's have our European event held when the biggest European football game of the year is being played

dana is a fat gay retard

For sure slob the blob is a munster comedian my guy

Miesha's pretty but when she smiles she looks like someone with some sort of syndrome wtf

Alex
Alek
Chris
Damir
Ching Chong jo

no one cares about soccer

Alex
Alek
Chris
Damir
Ching Choh jo

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psst Europeans do
and the card is being held, in Europe

Champions League weekend had a Euro card last year too - but Dana put it on the Sunday (Darren Till's Liverpool card).
This year he made them purposefully clash.

Baffling decision.

can someone inform me on Alexander rakic
I saw this dude get rocked twice against Devin Clark, and people expect him to beat Jimi manuwa??

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Heeminder Tony never lost the belt and he is still the rightful champ. The (((ufc))) stripped him to hype up a Gooby vs Khabob match. Khabob jumped the fence to get suspended and dodge Tony.

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>This is the measure of the man

Hot damn must that sting, also thanks for filling me in. Guessing Schaub will put a halt to his Carlin/CK ambitions of releasing a special every year after this.

shut the fuck up luke

The audiences don't converge, they are two polar opposite sports. I have no idea what Champions League is and Sweden isn't even in Europe, it's in Scandinavia. Scandinavians are more into combat sports than soccer from what I've seen.

>Khabob jumped the fence to get suspended and dodge Tony.

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Didn't Volkan turboflush him? He hasn't had a win since this fight

y'all white ass niggas don't appreciate excellent comedy

youtube.com/watch?v=41N3_b1Xavg

based caroline going in on joe and his friends!
youtube.com/watch?v=CGoJx_s1_QM
4:03

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>I have no idea what Champions League is and Sweden isn't even in Europe, it's in Scandinavia. Scandinavians are more into combat sports than soccer from what I've seen.

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dont post this old pig ever again

make me!

This is the gayest shit i've ever seen posted on /heem/ and that's quite saying something also fucking lol at her tacking Bill Burr in, he barely hangs with them.

Also why is this granma seething and talking like a teenager? it's so odd, who gives a shit if Joe and his pals aren't handsome lmao.

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>the mexicuck actually watched that old hag babble about nonsense

Get a job, pendejo

it's saturday user
don't tell me you're working!

lmao /box/ are trying to shill this heavyweight title fight, the state of it

Gus is a can. Smith is a can. The entire top 1-5 LHW lineup are cans. The remaining LHWs are turbocans. This entire card is nothing but cans fighting cans.

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we are always working, you lazy morocCAN

Lots of beasts of a peach on this card, but are there any pears of a bear?

i'm not moroccan, i swear!

based retard

i feel sorry for volkan

sucks based garden gnome isn't fighting

based amanda

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based on his name you'd think latifi would play for the swiss footy team

I almost feel sorry for Peahead, he's going to have his dreams shattered by Khabib.

>phone posting
Cringe

What's his off-season weight?

You gots to apply that athalete mindset b

Is Denis the most overrated bum in current mma?

shut up mountain jew

HOW MANY BONGS

Look it up yourself you lazy piece of shit.
And stop saying "how many bongs". Ask what time the card starts like a normal person.
Sick and tired of the stupid memes and phrases on this dead general.

you uses to be cool man.

smith
manure
fishgold lmoa
uh giagos
sung bin (can't stand the teymurs)

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FUCK GLOVES
FUCK WRAPS
AND FUCK HEEMS

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2 bongs, 15 bings

Make bkb general then

FUCK U
Thanks

Hey fatso, go call up an escort and calm your balls.

this general only exists for stupid memes

About to go to bed, have alarm set for main card because prelims suck

cringe cazzie

How many bongs?

you're going to miss some spicy heems

I'm only watching for the following reasons...

1)seeing Amirkhani btfo fish man
2)manuwa gets heem'd
3)smiff proving everyone wrong

All of those are wrong. you truly are a cazzie

Go on rhys

hope mr. nigger gets heemd

father time claims the belt eventually

All these will happen except Smif

Based

how many bings and bongs until prelims?

bingly bongington

no.

The leafcel brings up a good point, why do we all type like bongs?
>Lad
>M8
>Bing bong
>nonce
Yesterday, I called my boss a ponce and told him to get buggered. He didn't know what the fuck I was talking about and went "heh heh, ooooookay, user." I wasn't even taking the piss; I'm a proper naughty old man and he's owed me 13 sovs since yesteryear. Lucky I didn't clobber his gob on the spot, the cheeky cunt.

cringe

Bongs and bings are a way around time zones
Brit slang is a holdover from the pre-flag days
Flags were a grave mistake

Kek
Underrated

Newfriends should go back to ledit

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very strong
all around good guy
very high self confidence, he says couple of months of training and he could beat jbj
his words
this is his first and biggest challenge till now

based
this is fucking CUBA
and i LUH yall

One retarded Croat or the entire family? You decide!

TODAY'S THE DAY LADS, ONCE MORE WE GET TO SEE /HEEM/ DURING THE SUNLIGHT HOURS. STRAIGHT AFTER WE GET TO SEE /BOX/ COMFYYYYYYYYYYY

RDA is a much better grappler than Tibau. Wrestling and grappling are not the same thing.

Where do you watch boxing?

all me fatso
ps, have sex
hand doesn't count
someone elses mum either

True I guess, still pretty disrespectful to put a possible title eliminator bout between the number 3 and 4 guys in the world on the undercard in favour of a fight between number 7 and 9.

It’s an attraction for the prelims and its on ESPN, hardly a massive downgrade

more like Cro-magnon

ironically you can find acestreams and stream links on leddit.

>gooby

Don't ever call me that onions name again faggot. Now tell me who your favorite female fighter that Reem smashed is pronto

great bantz there

btw 50 bings till prelims?

>ready for the fights user?

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what's the current subreddit for mma streams since r/mmastreamz is down?

she cute
fuck off Shaub

saidit.net/s/MMAStreams

Figuratively reddit

ebin

I'm going to post this all over twitter for normies to spread and get it shut down

0 bongs 39 bings

1 bong 39 bings senpai

minus the 1 bong

Wrong

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Thought it started at 4 not 3

My apologies, have a heem

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neekerit vittuun suomesta

it does in most eu, not left from grinwich tho

They should make all cards start at the same time, it would be cool if every card around the world happens at the same time you know what I mean

HEEM ME UP

Tää

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where is everyone at taima?!

where to stream now that brandon slob got r/mmasteams banned

>Geriatric Ron Weasley heems Britain's most notorious prisoner

how many bings

taima top team, i know you guys post here,
please share with a brother

you baby brained retards can't even ctrl f for streams anymore. fucking heem yourselves and stop wahhing to be spoonfed you smooth brained lizard dipshits

23 bings

Shut the fuck up you fucking pathetic excuse for a prokaryote. I'd microscopically heem your protist ass if you walked into my gym.

the UFC stream subr*ddit is gone. where do we go now?

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Why is Daniel Teymur still in the UFC? The guys a bum

>early heems
based

Breathe kid take a breath. I can hear your titties slapping against your skin from here when you type so furiously. And use ctrl f you socially retarded chimp

Preorder today

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LOL didnt know single celled organisms could type, hows your cell wall holding up you soft bitch lmao

Jesus Christ I hope someone stuffs your dorky ass into a locker soon. Stop trying to banter it's painfully obvious you're not good at it due to a lack of friends

AAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE STREAMS

ufc.tv

Downie

Thawts on Brendan's new son?

espn.com/plus

>he comes to Yea Forums to “banter” with his “friends”

Yikes

Cool down faggot nigga you might turn into a gas and evaporate LMAO failed chad retard

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saidit . net/s/MMAStreams

Probably because he has a contract you retarded shithead. Do you retarded faggots unironically think the UFC can just cut anyone whenever they want? God i wish i could fucking take a knife to you

make sure shob doesnt see this

his girls been taking bbcs while hes been a the calmadly store for sureee

...

Good one Randall. Just heard the toaster oven ring, go get your dinosaur nuggets
Impressive lack of critical reading skills. Good luck on the SATs in a few years
>failed chad retard
This is how I know the last time you were near a vagina is when you popped out 30 years ago

r u dum? they can and do release fighters any time

Stream?

LOL the only time you see a pussy is when you look in the mirror

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Oh for sure the UFC doesnt cut fighters my guy

Im vegan

And cringe

No they dont dumbass, half the fighters “cut” are just fighters not given a contract extension, the others don’t have full guaranteed contracts

Didn’t say that, retardo. You’ve never signed a contract or studied law in your sorry ass life you bumder.

93094863
yikes and retardpilled

Is his girl pregnant again? He has said they are trying to have another kid and they plan on having a big family.
>tfw army of schaubs

>n no u
>having that pic saved
rock bottom is approaching
learn to make eye contact. it's the first step of many

You are one revved discord tranny

why are you guys so weird

Yeah your mother give you that as a suppository, faggot?

yeah.... Im thinking yall krakkkazzz b trippin

I dont need to make eye contact when your sister just lays on her back

THIS NIGGA ON TILT :laughingcryijgemoji: :okay:

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cos they never had sex

oh one hundy persent the ufc didnt cut josh burkman despite the fact they could, no way his contract was guaranteed my guy

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The dicord trannies are out in force today

This is valbong

my mental development hit a wall around age 12

my man you haven't even gotten to a sock yet. don't try to be slick. I know what you are
nah just roasting you losers while taking a shit. someone's gotta point out the mental illness and pure fright every once in a while

Alexander Gustafsson
Jimi Manuwa
Makwan Amirkhani
Damir Hadzovic
Daniel Teymur

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bleacherreport.com/articles/1516575-the-business-of-fighting-a-look-inside-the-ufcs-top-secret-fighter-contract

They can cut fighters for a bunch of reasons, is this good just b8ing? It’s oretry common knowledge ufc has a one way cancellation clause

Guys r/mmastreamz down help with stream i must watch stosic

yeah he's just dumb and probably not white

ufc.tv

You're part of the cancer killing Yea Forums. Try ctrl f you filthy inbred unintelligent third world peasant.

...

>my man you haven't even gotten to a sock yet. don't try to be slick. I know what you are
Cringe. PRAYING you don’t actually unironically talk like this my guy

Gustafsson
Rakic
Amirkhani
Hadzovic
Teymur

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>comfy EU card
yeah i'm thinking this is based

Gustafsson
Manuwa
Amirkhani
Giagos
Jo

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Gustafsson
Manuwa
Amirkhani
Hadzovic
SUNG BIN JO

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How would Chris Hansen do in the UFC?

He flushes Wonderpedo in a round

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Nothing in there disproves anything I said. Everyone has unique contracts you chromosome poisoned fuckface

The ones that bet on latifi should be goofed now that latifi heemed himself before the fight

Wtf is instant replay and why does it stop the fight

britbongs why the FUCK are the prelims not on til 4

Smiff
Rakic
Mr Finland
Hadzovic
Ching Chong Sung Bin Jo

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praying you don't actually cringe irl you fucking mook. that said it's time for the heems so we don't gotta destroy your self esteem any further. resist the urge to cringe when a person looks you in the eyes chico

Subs Francis "The Predator" Ngannou in the third

>6ft3
>155
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

el skeleto

>6ft3 lightweight
Holy shit

>Milan
hope he gets flushed

lets go boys
EURO CARDS ARE MOST BASED EVER

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Imagine being such a beta you need massive physical advantages to win

gus
manuwa
amirkhani
hadzovic
sung bin jo

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Who is the most loud and obnoxious corner man? This loud Italian guy is making a run for the top.

Christ do you have downs or something? Cringing at this shit unironically

its the Spaniard

It's the spanish corner

Always love watching Leo Santos fight.

Ah my bad. I'm Australian and a simp.

HEEM SLEEPY

Gustafsson
Rakic
Fishgold
Giagos
Sung Bin Jo

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SSTOPPY

HEEEEM

>smash someone in the back of his head
>win
based

We are in here

...

no