Chicago Cubs @ St Louis Cardinals Official Gamethread

>Chicago Cubs
1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Javier Baez (R) SS
5. Jason Heyward (L) RF
6. Addison Russell (R) 2B
7. Victor Caratini (S) C
8. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF
9. Yu Darvish (R) P

>St. Louis Cardianls
1. Matt Carpenter (L) 3B
2. Paul DeJong (R) SS
3. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B
4. Marcell Ozuna (R) LF
5. Matt Wieters (S) C
6. Dexter Fowler (S) RF
7. Kolten Wong (L) 2B
8. Harrison Bader (R) CF
9. Miles Mikolas (R) P

Gamenotes
▩ Start Time: 7:15pm CST
▩ Gametime Temp: 81°F
▩ Chance of Precip: 0%
▩ Cubs play their first game of the season in the nation’s most boring city.
▩ Chicago Cubs signed free agent C Edgar Gamargo to a minor league contract.
▩ Cubs sign veteran outfielder Carlos Gonzalez to a minor league contract.
▩ St. Louis Cardinals optioned CF Lane Thomas to Memphis Redbirds.
▩ St. Louis Cardinals recalled LHP Genesis Cabrera from Memphis Redbirds.

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Bit early

Discuss Bryant's banter then.
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Cards (desu)

it's probably a legit boring city for a celeb/famous baseball player(especially one that doesnt drink like KB), but it's fun as fuck to spend a long weekend there as a normie. Tons of really good restaurants and bars.

i could sit at the bars there all day and shit post, go to the game, then sit at the bars some more and shitpost

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cubs desu

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Schwarber has murdered another six Chicagoland children. He has the most blood on his hands of every Cubs leadoff hitter.

Almora should catch up soon.

Go Cubs!
where's the score box?

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>cusb*nation

Time to hit that ball like it's your ex baby mama.

>risp

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>darvish start

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stoners can fuck off. Got a lot of freeloading stoner in-laws who are all getting cut off when my dad kicks.

jesus christ

Why does he enable the goofs?

Who’s almora gonna hit today

yuu

fuck yu

Yu done gone and did it now.

Why our outfield so bad?

They're lazy. They live there. He's kind and well off.
I on the other hand don't have the cash to cover two mortgages so
Call sheriff.
Call realtor.

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St. Louis remembers when Kris Bryant called the city "boring" in the offseason, so the Cubs dugout decided to join the boos

if dad is well off why the mortgage

I'm gonna put this page to the fridge home screen for next time they go to order shit.

well off still doesn't buy houses outright in my neighborhood.

>leave room
>come back
>1-1
what happened?

Darvish decided to get an RBI and not be useless

double playu

When I left, the cubes were the hottest team in baseball.
What happened?

the hot streak ended

pitching reverted to week 1 form

lol nice

>el mago

come on darvish just get out of this inning

god fowler is such a retard

how's fowler been this year

actually decent but you cant fix stupid

>fucked wong out of a hit when he was like 0-20

holy fuck baez

I think that's scored as a hit since he was safe at 2nd initially so there was no fielder choice

darvish looking dolid through 5

BAJP, I haven't seen you in months. I guess I'm glad you're not dead or something. Were you in rehab?

I've been around, not as much as previous years, but around.

ded thred

low scoring game

one of darvish's best starts as a cub tbqh

true and I'm surprised it came against the cardinals

the cards are oriole-tier this month

y

close to taking last place from the resd

its been a collective effort to lose so many games but I like to think theyre just sacrificing a couple weeks for the blues

Do they dare use Wache in the 10th inning?

well that was fair, but ill take it

why not put cameras above 1st and 3rd base like in the video games to determine whether it's fair or foul

fuck this semen slurping sport Im getting high
>inb4 dude weed lmao

EXTRA INNINGS NOW LADS

Time to crack open a 40

Back in time for free baseball

>The pitching has been on point
>The offense is dead
Welp

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Because you can't overturn or redo it so what's the point. They do have cameras there anyway to watch check swings.

>They do have cameras there anyway to watch check swings.
Be nice if they used it for that.

I was begging for extra innings all week in mets@dodgers games, now the cards can't get a fucking hit past the 6th inning

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I was just thinking that the reason it wasn't reviewable was because the gray area even with the replay. I feel that would just completely take that gray area to allow it to be reviewable

oh fuck time for >risp

maples is practically edwards jr with slightly better stuff

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>Monty gives up a double and gets pulled
Who's left in the pen?
>Maples
Get the blindfolds.

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>maples

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>That blatant umpball strikezone
The fix is in.

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>maples
Literally what is the point of this bum?

ANIMU
POSTING
LIFELONGS
ABOUT
TO
GET
BTFO

When he's not being screwed by the cheating Tards, he can be very good.

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what the fuck is this ump doing

>more umpball zone
Fuck this guy

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Maples sucked, but the home ump sucked the entire fucking game.

BASED CARP, time to turn this season around !

oh well gg, fuck that ump though

how can you be bored with all that meth?

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>The Cardinals needs massive umpball to win.
Good to see some things haven't changed.

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>mfw kris bryant has to go sit in his hotel room like a little faggot

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>cusb fans blaming >muh umps after losing
Good to see some things haven't changed

>watching reddit shows

>implying >cusbs """fans""" even know the rules of the game

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go watch some more walking dead or game of thrones you plebian faggot

get some taste before you @me again

Those were a couple of horrible calls though. At least end it fairly. Outcome probably wouldnt have changed since no one was hitting

Your team is royally fucked when the electronic strike zone is finally implemented. If calling 3 clear, non boarderline strikes balls in a signall inning.

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>The Cardinals don't need to cheat to wi-

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>implying
tv shows are just all trash nowadays

agreed, which is why i pretty much just watch sopranos, mad men, and the wire yearly

LOL WOW OMFG ONE MISSED CALL IN THE ZONE OMFG LOMAO IT CHANG3 DE HEOWLE GAEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rewatching them or first time through? The worst was when game of thrones had a conflict with the cubs nats game on sunday night baseball...disgusting

nevermind didnt read that you said yearly

rewatches of course, game of thrones was an abortion since season 5. people act like the show sucked because of how it ended when is sucked spook cock for the last 5 years.

the real spoiler is that it sucked since the second to last episode of season 1

>Miss multiple calls which affects how a pitcher or batter approaches stuff.
Caratini also got umpballed in his last at bat too on call that was always called ball before that, so it's pretty clear there was bias.

Based
>mfw dont know how it started
>mfw dont know how it ended

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s1 was def a cut above the rest, but s2, s3, s4 were at least decent viewing, especially anything with Tywin.