1. half-man half-amazing
2. sweetness
3. the juice
4. shoeless joe
5. joe cool
6. magic
7. megatron
8. the refrigerator
9. the big unit
10. the splash bros
11. the answer
12. beast mode
>POWER GAP
13. gronk
14. linsanity
15. tommy terrific
16. ovie
17. the mailman
>POWER GAP
90. the great one
91. air jordan
92. greek freak
>POWER GAP
9001. Johnny Football
9000001. Matty "Ice"
90000000001. """King""" James
9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. ""The Servant""
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the best
the goat
el bicho
>has a cool nickname "the slimreaper"
>doesn't like it and wants to be known as "the servant"
wtf is up with durant
skywalker
doctor
iceman
black mamba
white chocolate
the truth
flash
big diesel
pretty funny how he killed one of the only cool things about him
Do combat sports count? If so, then...
Smokin' Joe Frazier
Bas "El Guapo" Rutten
Fedor "The Last Emperor" Emilianenko
Jon "Bones" Jones
Tommy "Hitman" Hearns
Marvelous Marvin Hagler
Aleksandr "The Experiment" Karelin
The Korean Zombie
Kazushi "The Gracie Hunter" Sakuraba
Jacare
Krazy Horse aka "Felony" Charles Bennett
the law firm was brety gud
GOAT nickname, reporting in
based
fuck me i was intending to put that in the 1-5 range
now i don't watch a lot of handegg, but i know that:
"the refrigerator" >>>>>>>> literally every other nickname in american football
Sugar Ray Leonard
or
Sugar Ray Robinson
raised by a single mother
Literally the greatest sports nickname ever created... also checked
1. James "Lights Out" Toney
american nicknames suck
Phil "Whatsapackata" Sigsworth retired former Newtown Jets great.
yeah dude zizou and 'CR7' so based
>no round mound of rebound
shit list
>British nicknames
Gazza
Wazza
Hendo
Robbo
Crouchy
Giggsy
We're talking about athletes, not members of the Wiggles.
>sweetness
>the juice
How can you call other nicknames dumb, got a friend called stump as he lost a finger in a tin can accident and that's a better name
post some nicknames lol
for a country that won't shut the fuck up about their wit and culture you guys are boring as fuck
Don't take it personally chief, you guys just don't have a nickname culture. Maybe someday you'll graduate from adding a 'y' to the end of an athlete's name and calling it a day.
Propa' lads they are
england BTFO
For me, it's Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier
>don't have nickname culture
You posted loads of nicknames, we just don't go overboard calling someone beast mode or slimjim mctim
ok, now this is epic
"ISO" Joe Johnson a personal favorite of mine
i accept your concession
I like
>The Count
>The Spider
>Notorious
>The Eagle
>Funky Ben
>Showtime
>Cigano
something about just simply an animal I think is so cool
No, I posted loads of """""""nicknames""""""
Me and the leaf already daddy-dicked you, have a doner, hit the weights, get a clue.
The Count and Cigano are really good, can't believe I forgot them. I don't really like the Eagle as it just doesn't fit Khabib at all and isn't as much a part of his aura or personality like Showtime or Bones or especially the Gracie Hunter
>not having Air McNair in top ten
where's BEWD?
And BIG DICK NICK
Don "The man of" Steele
>Marvelous Marvin Hagler
Nah, bitch couldn't handle the fact that Leonard was being called Sugar by the media, while he never got called marvellous. So he legally changed his name.
>Bas Rutten
Best taste award.
it's "the fridge". Also, Mailman is way too low. Also, where is the landlord?
>Slim Jim McTim
This is now my new nickname. Thanks bong.
>The Sandman
>Big Shot Rob
>The Hit Man
>tin can accident
>Forgetting Dr. J
The Tall Chinaman
The Expat Chink
Secret Ninja
Reverse Engineered Stolen Copy
Corrupt Official Businessman
El Cucuy
>LeCrab
>LeChoke
>LeFlop
>L36ron
>LeCramp
short and simple and to the point, but instantly and universally recognizable:
Stan The Man
The Babe
Iron Mike
Magic
The Wiz
and if you don't know who "The Greatest" was, then you're too young to post here.
Boom Boom Mancini
Based Big Time Timmy Jim
The dean of mean Keith Jardine
So fucking cringy
another euro who talks shit but knows the best his country can offer is 'el beepo' and 'la bappo'
>euro
Wut?
cringe an MS13pilled
you really think i'm gonna mouse over you're gay flag and read a three sentence wikipedia article to find out what continent your on?
played rugby with a prop called custard because he was fat
for me, it's Donald "The Negotiator" Trump
The Assassin (Jack Tatum)
The Glove (Gary Payton)
Agent Zero (Gilbert Arenas)
Area-51 (Laron Landry/Sean Taylor)
The Logo (Jerry West)
oh no no no no no
in awe of the size of this lad
Fuck yourself, spic faggot.
Based retard
I hope Vince lets this rule stay in the new XFL.
why didn't he just go a step further and own the whole "snake" thing?
He could've called himself the cobra/king cobra or something. would've been pretty epic Tbh
Also played rugby with a prop named lumpy because his head was deformed.
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