/nba/ - my raptor edition

*defends siakam*
*kawhi explodes for 40*
heh nothing personnel kid

WIN

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Who is supposed to guard Siakam you dumb bitch?

someone post the rapties version of this

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I always post things when threads are dying kek

thank you bros

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>17TOs
>pretending this isn’t a product of my raptor #1 defence
>implying they can guard Gasol and Siakam properly without stopping their double on Kawhi
It’s ogre without KD

Warriors in 5.

if kd isnt back by game 4 the warriors might actually lose this

the warriors are worse with KD so i hope he does show up

This implies you need to double Siakam.
NO. You don't need to change anything much with Siakam. Literally just tighten the current defense played on him. They simply weren't respecting him.

Turnovers were pretty much a result of their length. I don't think Warriors were used to this, but they now know what they're playing against (supposedly they haven't played against this exact team before nor did they have tape to work with).

>Warriors are 7-7 without KD and 8-1 with him in the playoffs
Ohnononono, the absolute cope.

>KD shitposting from canada trying to seem relevant
take curry's rings off your fingers you hack

if kd isnt back by game 7 the warriors might actually lose this

Reports have it than he will be back either Game 3 or 4. 4 is supposedly the more probable answer according to some sources.

What's your most shameful fap bros?

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not him but you are demonstrably wrong lol

"THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM" - warriors

>Might

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If Raptors manage to win 3 games it won't matter if KD comes back

Stay seething blogboi, KD made Curry's legacy after he lucked out with an injured Kyrie.

fpbp
If craptors win it's just gonna be because the Warriors already won it all and are no longer motivated. Leonard is hungry and putting the team on his back. Where were the fans before Leonard? shit franchise shit fans.

If you plays Siakim straight-up, you take away Draymond from helping at the rim. The main soul of GS's defense.

>Where were the fans before Leonard? shit franchise shit fans
I always liked the Raptors get out of here with this meme

Why does /nba/ STILL try to pretend the Raptors have a chance?

Warriors. In. 5.

Damage control already underway, I see

Everyone knows Based KD is rooting for the Rapties rn. He more than anyone wants Lurrys legacy to be put into question and tarnished. He has been doing all the heavy lifting and getting none of the credit, in his mind this is justice.

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>Tune out after Q1 because I have to sleep
>Wake up and check the score

Feels good. Hope the Raptors can keep it up.

This general is so low IQ it thinks the warriors are good

Will DeRozan be put on suicide watch if the Raptors win the finals?

Which team has the most white people?

Yes lol. Fuck him for disappointing year after year.

Casey as well.

2 off days why

Nah, he'll be happy for his boys.

When is he not on suicide watch

For Iggy and Kawhi

Honestly I know DeRozan was mid but I feel bad because its hard to find players who actually wanted to commit to Toronto like he did. Obviously the right move to trade him but It would be cool if he came back one day to get some redemption.

where were you when the chocolatey meme man saved /nba/

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If we're using the one drop rule then probably Utah

>dating 15 year olds
>btfoing cuckifornians
>irl shitposter who gets millions of (You)s on the daily
i'm thinking he's /ourguy/

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I don't understand the one drop rule desu. You're either brown or white

Why wasn't DeMar at the game bros... I thought we had a thing....

>AHHHHH KYLE SAVE ME

betting on the warriors game 2 is free money

for whoever you're betting to, sure.

Praying for the Warriors to lose this. I'm from the Bay Area and the droves of fake fans screaming "GO DUBBBBSS" and soccer moms wearing Warriors gear makes me sick.

Basketball is truly the shittiest sport. All of you should be ashamed.

>Doesn't understand genetics

>Basketball is truly the shittiest sport. All of you should be ashamed.
Clearly you're not aware of Real Madrid/Barcelona twats in football.

Git yo mandrama outta here soiboi fahhoat

Seething

>the warriors are worse with KD
You know how retarded you are?

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Bucks

lmao eat my ass Doc enjoy the 50k consolation loss

Yeah this meme needs to die. KD is the only reason the Warriors managed to beat the Clippers. Without him it would have probably been Clippers in 6 or 7. Clippers/Warriors was the only true matchup that took place in the West.

The same thing cannot be said of Cousins, who absolutely does not fit in the team in any capacity and makes them worse because of his lack of confidence.

yet he carried every single game he played while steph and klay chucked up junk

???
Draymond was literally playing Siakam straight up most of the game.

You don't live in the Bay.
But if you did, no one cares what a shut-in loser has to think.

Beating Milwaukee 4 in a row was so satisfying bros. Bucks fans went MIA and coincidentally /nba/‘s quality doubled.

Makes you think

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO BROS ITS FUCKING OVERRRRRRRRRR

KAWHI IS LEAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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>golden state comes up with the worst transitions in neutral
>get totally booty blasted by some african kid whos only played ball for a week
>kawhi still ready to explode for 40 when the time comes
>if KD comes back warriors will somehow be even worse

Rapties in 4 baby

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Can someone explain the Zion meme to me ?
Everyone seems to think he's the #1 pick, just because he's a big guy and can dunk a basketball
From what I've seen he's just a midget version of Shaq ,,,, maybe #1 for the dunk contest

worse, he's a midget version of blake griffin

He will bust. Either through pure inability to compete in the new /nba/ or through injuries.

His style of play is the same as young Blake Griffin. Nobody plays that way anymore because it doesn’t win you games.

you know how they shut down giannis and ben simmons with that soft zone? that's exactly what is gonna happen to zion

ben could barely even score before that

I would eat her ass for hours

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I wouldn't

Same bro. Imagine the smell.

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Neat

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She's a bit of a fat girl but she carries it well, no wonder ESPN has made her so prominent in their NBA coverage.

Right, just like we were gonna pick up VC so he had a chance to win a title.

aw shit nigga he gone

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god DAMN
was she always this big?

>lebron comes to toronto for 2019/2020

Fat girls always have the best tasting asses

I don’t see New Balance doing this ad without Kawhi’s consent. And it is directly tied to Kawhi’s identity as the superstar of the Raptors.

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Warriors got this.

steve balmer was trying to buy kawhi's logo which is owned by nike. i was wondering why that logo wasn't on his new balance shoes

WILL KAWHI STAY? VOTE

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>”Hey Kawhi we’re gonna put up a billboard and give you 100k is that cool?”
>”Uh okay”

DEFINITIVE PROOF OF HE STAY!!!1!

d

twitter.com/TrueHoop/status/1134531624950030336

>But even before the finals began, we at TrueHoop heard from plugged-in sources associated with players and the league -- but not the team -- that Kawhi and would return to Toronto, at least on a short-term deal.

How valid is this?

>plugged in sources
probably the valet guy who parks kawhi's car

There's so much more to do in LA than there is in Toronto.

He is gonna stay but the right move would be to go to one of the LA teams

50k is literally like 50 cents to Steve Ballmer

yeah yeah but have you ever been to north bay my dude?

As in Ontario? Like, because of the beach or something?

"one of the LA teams" the best option for a star player right now is 100% the clippers. Better coaching staff. Better front office. Great young guys. Great team mentality.

steve ballmer status?

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Never disrespect North Bay in this thread again bitch

WTF is there to even do in Toronto?

visit drakes childhood home

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HEY SPORTS FANS
COACH NICK HERE

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Golden State Warriors in five games

Based, as always

Imagine the same type of happiness and hype Kawhi brought to Toronto Raptors fans. He can do the same for all Los Angeles Clipper fans.

He doesn't actually want to play for the Clippers though

fuck off nick

his new vid was K I N O

>like the Raptors
>hate Drake
>hate Canada
Anyone else with these conflicting feels?

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>love Toronto
>love Drake
>don't dislike Canada
nope, all good here. :)

Chris Paul for Gordon Hayward straight up. Who says no?

>like the raptors
>like drake
>indifferent about canada
nope

based

The NBA

best bball analysis on youtube. all the others ones are armchair.

why do i only last less than 1 minute with my onahole?
am i not going to make it when i lose my v-card?

This place looks depressing though

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Yeah, like step in the homeless people’s shit or get robbed by a crackhead spic

Not really.

I'm partial to Mike Korzemba, he's a real student of the game (and had a pretty good college ball career, he knows his stuff)

>love the Raptors
>hate drake
>love Canada

You’re right, needs more box stores and abandoned projects filled with ghetto thugs, it’s way too safe and comfy right now

But thats what Kawhi is choosing between. That “beach town” or this beach town.

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so you agree, you've never been

why do you hate the mememan 6god

Why do wh*te people like Drake so much?

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Cause he’s a bandwagonning bitch who only shows up when we’re winning. He was sucking Warrior cock last year

everyone loves drake. hes probably the most liked rapper since 50 or pac

because drake doesn't make raps complaining about white privilege

drake is a favorite rapper of ghostface, snoop dogg, asap rocky, travis scott, etc.

I'm doubtful of his clickbait titles.

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not last year. he got swept by lebron and sat there like a man and took it. but a couple years ago he was golden state, can't argue with you there. he even has curry's face tatted on him lmao

if not drake then who? kendrick? cole? oh wait, I know. logic. lmfao miss me bro

he's objectively the biggest pop star alive right now. everyone and their mom likes drake. not everyone gives a shit about dumbass celeb personalities

It's really not though, it's just a small, quiet, "city" that doesn't really have much to do and is kind of like a big suburb. It is rifht next to Lake Nipissing so there's that. I used to visit my great aunt there every summer and fuck me was it boring as a kid but I'm sure it's nice for people who have families

Don’t put drake or 50 in the same category as pac
>implying I like corn in my ears

Toronto is Canadian New York

Hello Canadians. I'll be one you for a couple of hours. Should I try Timmy D's?

i said most liked. thats it. not rapping ability, music quality, how much you like them, etc. all thats subjective. what's not subjective is that drake is the biggest since those two and has already surpassed kanye

tim hortons has bad donuts and bad coffee
the ice capp and other bitch drinks are good in the summer though.

they also have standard lunch/breakfast food

Im sure its comfy. When I said it looked “depressing” I was exaggerating, but if I were an NBA player Id want to be here, not there. Settling down with a family is one thing, but Id want to take my tens of millions of dollars and fucking party.

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I have family in Brampton. Is there anything noteworthy about the place?

Aren't NBA players rarely home during the season? Also, offseason's a thing so you have enough room to go party and I don't see a reason why Kawhi would want to leave at the current moment, especially considering how well they're treating him.

browner than new dehli

You know. I kinda feel bad that the Laker fans won’t be saved by the NBA ejecting the Bus family and installing an actual fucking qualified Billionaire.

Just get a guy who can make deepfakes make Jeanie Buss say nigger

it's discount new york

Based means being yourself. Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do. Being positive. When I was younger, based was a negative term that meant like dopehead, or basehead. People used to make fun of me. They was like, ‘You’re based.’ They’d use it as a negative. And what I did was turn that negative into a positive. I started embracing it like, ‘Yeah, I’m based.’ I made it mine. I embedded it in my head. Based is positive.

Who the fuck can stop us?

lil b...?

who is he sneak dissing

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what expression is this trying to convey?

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KD

obviously consternation.

>Children with autism may have a harder time reading emotions on people’s faces than other kids
take your meds bub

lost nofap to Kelsi Monroe

“Derp herp idc lol”

Its part of why they lost

>oh we lost? lol ok. w/e... ask your stupid questions lmao i dont give a fuck

Great taste. College rules is kino.

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terrible taste

Shut up Brazil.

>t. faps to fatass trannies

Brazil you gay. She looks like a girl I can fuck on a Tuesday, and wouldn't mind if I choke her out, which makes her twice as hot. No one wants them skinny plastic insta-thots.

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why does this fucking mulatto meme chucking faggot always smile after losing

mfw Kawhi returns to San Antonio with his ring and goes on to win three more

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He thinks he's hard and knows it puts people on tilt. Same reason he talked smack with LeBron, the league is too soft for anyone to do anything about it.

>i like drake because he allows me to live in ignorance to my own advantages
based

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That bridge is burned and it's ashes thrown to wind boi

What about toronto is New York?

This is what they would have you believe.

he's arrogant as fuck. he'd be pretty based if he just owned up to his narcissism instead of being fake humble in interviews

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What the fuck?

Drake really has Currys and Durants jersey numbers tattooed on him? Jesus christ thats cringeworthy in so many ways.

Trips of truth

What is the best way to tell someone to fuck off?

"Fuck off!"

>NBA mascots

Ordered some fried chicken but it’s finna take long as fuck to get here

holy shit will he get in trouble for this?

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Fuck off you *insert derogatory adjective* *insert random household object*.

I was here Mighty Mouse, and vividly remember when Linis Kleiza was our second option

You must pick one.

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my body isnt much of a sacred temple...

tushy or vixen lads?

I was on /nba/ when Landry Fields was doing PSP commercials

Far left easily.

max works at espn he knows the bs that they tell him to spew. he's not the same after he was taken off the radio to replace skip

no

just like my politics ayy nice pick

his real name is aubrey. all you need to know

Shout-out to Rafael Alerujo or whatever and that time we traded for Alonzo Mourning. Also Mo Pete and JYD.

talking about curry

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lol are you retard?

I bet you niggas forgot JJ Reddick played for the Bucks

What are the odds of a Warriors upset in the finals?

The rapties need to win 3 more

>mfw a meme chucking manlet won 3 chips, talks shit to everyone, and runs the nba

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nigga I bet you forget Rasheed Wallace played for the Knicks

dumbass nigga

Assuming KD doesn't return which seems likely the odds of a warriors upset is pretty high.
If KD does return in game 4 but is at 50% strength odds are decent.
If KD by some miracle heals through his injury like wolverine out of nowhere in a matter of days and comes back as full power KD odds are low.

What about rasheed wallace playing 1 game for the Hawks

does a bike have wheels?

fuck milwalky
fuck la

How did the bucks not make the finals? Isn't Giannis the next LeBron?

Giannis is overrated by clueless retards. He's good but he's not as good as people pretend, some idiots actually think he's the best player in the league when Durant and Kawhi exist.
Giannis has a limited skill set because he has two moves, bull charge into people where refs ignore your offensive foul and then dunk, or bull rush into people where refs ignore your offensive foul and euro step.

Giannis himself admitted this today and said he used to work on a mid range shot but stopped because he became much stronger and could bull rush but now realizes that only works against pleb teams. He's going to work on shots now and when he develops a mid range and a jump shot then he'll probably be as good as people pretend he is.

I really don't kno, still shocked the Bucks and Nuggets got eliminated, doesn't really make much sense. Maybe Adam Silver had something to do with it?

refs bro... GREEK FREAK is the next jordan. wait till he gets that jumper...!!!

He's basically like early Lebron then. I feel like LeBron didn't really start shooting 3s until late in his 2nd Cavs stint

If they are up 3-0 it makes zero sense for him to come back

Really makes you think especially with how much pussycrying leafs were doing just a week ago. I thought the nba was rigged? Why is there a canadian team in if its true?

you sound like loser that give up at every rough turn in life

leafs will lose 4 in a row and they will be forgotten in a year once kawhi leaves

Benny is actually pretty funny

Does anyone have that pic where the the Spurs and Rockets mascots were getting the chair?

Hope you're all ready for the warriors in 5, don't say you weren't warned.

Maybe in 6, but not 5 you complete retard

You sound like a mouth drooling retard who can't comprehend basic concepts.
Durant is injured. His injury is worse than the warriors wanted to let on which is why his "return" has been pushed back again and again and again. If Durant comes back at all in this series there is a good chance he will make his injury worse.

So explain to me with common sense and logic why the fuck would the best player in the league risk making his injury worse and jeopardizing his career when his team is about to lose regardless of him coming back or not, especially for a team he's about to fucking leave anyway.

Seething Bucks fan

warriors in 6. raps wont get swept in 5 come on

finally a leaf with some sense

The Chad Van Vleet vs. Virgin Curry

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Lol based benelux poster

Literally cope

i saw the future and the future is a kawhi injury instigated by draymond green

Why does vanvleet look like drake?

Rollin trips for this

this is more than likely a coincidence

Yeah but I am also much smarter and more strategic than you and I could probably fuck your wife whenever I wanted to

knee to the thigh on a fast break watch it happen

Yup i'm waiting for apemond to """accidentally""" rake Kawhi's eye making it the 3rd rake in a row.

>4 points on 1 FG
wow nice math canadians

meant for

KD loves to hoop, if he can play on the biggest stage, he will. 0-3 comeback isn't impossible you nerd. You're like the idiots that said Zion shouldn't play. In the wise words of Charles Barkley, "that's what we do, we play basketball." Clearly you don't ball.

like kevin garnett anything is possible

new miley cyrus album is fire bros

If he loves to hoop why would he want to risk threatening his NBA career. Man you're dumb as fuck.

KD was the only thing that stopped the Clippers from beating the Warriors. Sure maybe he changes their flow but their flow didnt mean shit when it came to the Raptors defense last night. They need KD to come and use his height to shoot over guys if they want any hope of making it out of this. KD going to the Warriors was a bullshit move because hes like using a cheat code when theyre already a great team. Now, they need that cheat code. Sure theres still a good chance they win, but last night Kawhi was off and the Raps still won. Does not bode well for their next game away.

>KD was the only thing that stopped the Clippers from beating the Warriors

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But are they really a great team without Kd? They only won in a year when their Finals opponent was missing two of their three best players.

Yeah, you definitely don't play ball. That's okay though.

anyone else kinda bummed they're not watching the stanley cup final tomorrow

>KD was the only thing that stopped the Clippers from beating the Warriors.
mhmm. sure max.

what does 'pop a moly' mean?

moly mean blunt, pop mean to light

Not him but he is probably right.
Steph and Klay were coming off injury and were ice cold the whole series. Kd scored like 50 pts per game and it still went six

Here in Toronto all the pajeets and asians love him.

to take a 16 year old's verginity

take some Ecstasy

dont listen to this retard

shouldn't you be fucking molly instead of shitposting on Yea Forums

Is it better to go to Vietnam or Thailand if I wanna fuck cheap Asian hoes

vancouver

Go to your local message palor

not an arguement as expected

why would I argue with max kellerman lmfao you're a dork

am i cute

go raps btw

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How much does a footjob cost

test

>imagine paying for a footjob just use your own feet you goof

Fuck leafs. Insufferable.

How much does a footjob cost?

its okay bro we'll get em next time

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yes :)

go raptor :)

lads i'm ashamed because i have a favorite safeway sandwich. and simply put, it's a cold one

Redpill me on the Rapties. It look like a lucky win desu.

who else /workfromhome/ here

Warriors in 5 (five).

>pretty much stayed 10 points ahead of warriors the entire game
>our best player had a bad game
>luck
Uhhhhhhhh

Won the first game, and you guys already made them champions. There are at least 3 more games to play and you can bet Kerr will adapt his team to match the Raptors.

Remember Paul Pierce and the Celtics v Bucks prediction after the first game? Don't be him.

>working
lol, who neet here

me but i'm going back to school in a couple months

Adapt how? What the fuck can Kerr even change?
GS has no KD, Boogie was shown to be not ready to play, and fucking Iggy just got re-injured who was their strongest defender playing.
With all of them out or getting just a couple of minutes they have nobody that can do shit realistically. If Klay and Curry get locked down they have nobody.

You can try apply more pressure on Siakam but if you do that Kawhi will go off easier.

do you want a real answer or do you just want to stay in your delusional safe space?

If you had a real answer you'd just say it instead of stalling hoping i won't bother responding. Go ahead i'm waiting.

Idk I am not a degenerate

Don't know what to say, man. They did play in the last 4 finals... that should count for something.

Who /workpissesmeoff/ here?

where would y’all rank demar in the league right now? top 20? top 30?

Top 40

No, I ask if you really want an answer because I suspect you don't. It's so obvious to any who cares to be objective. So you're either dumb or nonobjective. I leaned to the latter.

Ok, first, external effects. GS was lazy because of the 9 day layoff and Raps had one of the greatest home town crowds in NBA history + Drake. You can choose to disregard this but it's dishonest. External factors impact the game. Second, defensive rotations can be cleaned up. Livinston and Boogie were out of position several times. I'm not Kerr but I imagine he's gonna keep doubling Kawhi. Siakim won't avg 30pts. And in the event that Siakim stays hot, stop doubling Kawhi, put Draymond on him and play 1 on 1 and just turn the game into a shootout. GS wins those.

Offensively, not much GS has to change. Curry can be relied on to drop 35-40. Klay and Iggy will start shooting better. Draymond has to hit his open 3s. We have every reason to believe when it counts he will (look at the rest of this playoff run).

Now assuming something else doesn't happen like Lowry or Vanvleet getting hot, GS wins easy.

idk man that implies that every team has 1.5 players better than DD

She's cute

I'm a neet, jokes on you

>one of the greatest home town crowds in NBA history + Drake
>+ Drake

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Not really when 80% of the superstars are on like 4 teams.

Unless Klay gets injured and KD stays out I have no confidence in Raptors winning

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don't mock his post, mock the world we live in

Third from the left is the only attractive one.

why even mock that though? status is as old as human social consciousness. it's natural and makes sense.

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My Rapties finna end the Warriors

love raptor

'ate warriors

simple as

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look like he floating his way to LA lmao

>Believe my astonishment to find the first post indeed was the best post

KD and Draymond deserve career ending injuries

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not factoring in the absolute joke low percentage shots the Rockets like to take though

hey

KD probably doesn't deserve a career ending injury, though he may deserve a season ending/ruining injury like plantar fasciitis for every season he stays with GSW

KD no but Draymond yes. Fuck that piece of shit, he's a dirty player and overall scumbag. He's also a trash player. He would not be missed from the league in the slightest.

Get off your phone KD

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>Drake's face when the Raptors are swept in 5 and his ass gets dunked on

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YOU CANT SAY IF IM MAD OR NOT

SMOKING HELLA WEED IM ON THAT ALCOHOL

SHORTY LICK ME CLEAN THE WAY SHE SUCK ME OFF

This is sloppy shortsighted analysis but I will bite
>9 day layoff
GSW is a turnover machine on a regular basis, this isn't a one off because of a layoff
>Boogie will do better on D
No he won't, because he's injured. The other option is to play looney more, and he literally played 28 minutes in G1. They are out of options for big men
>Siakim won't average 30
No shit, but they are gonna have to do something about it, and that starts with stopping doubling kawhi
>Curry can be relied on for 35-40
He dropped 30+ and they lost. Also he gets more inefficient the more he's relied on. Also he can't play every minute of the series or he'll start fouling out
>Klay and Iggy will improve
Klay is obsessing over the 50 mill the press/Kerr cost him and Iggy died in the stands in G1
>GSW wins easy once the supporting cast cools down
It won't be easy for the entire series, this will be the real mistake GSW makes if they make anymore after they watch the tape of game 1

Pic unrelated, I just like titties

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>Everyone knows Based KD is rooting for the Rapties rn
Lol wrong. He just wants another ring

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Nothing. People from Brampton hate Brampton.

HOUSTONFORNICATION >>>>>> every song on rodeo except maria im drunk

Rapties lose in 5.

sicko mode >

you didnt even refute anything you just strawmanned the fuck out of me

this but unironically

thoughts on my raptor? can he do it?

Rapties fans are braindead, please understand.

March Madness is Future's best song

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Raptors win game 2 comfortably

KD tries to come back in game 3, can't go on, Raptors win tight one

KD goes off in game 4, Warriors win blowout, everyone loses their god damn minds and predicts Warriors in 7

Kawhi goes cyborg and KD tries to heroball but it backfires the Raptors win in 5

So, how will the rest of the series go now that the fluke game is out of the way? Fucking washed up Gasol isn't going to be an all NBA defensive force again, Siakam will get 14 ppg, and Leonard is injured. VanVleet will cool down and Green is an lol. Lowry is to small for the moment.

only have $800 in the bank. Just dropped a $200 bet on my Rapties. If I'm wrong I won't have rent money for next month, but if I'm right...

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you should probably save like 4 months of pay so your life doesn't get ruined by the slightest hitch

a penny earned is a penny saved, and I'm about to earn lots of pennies after this

Imagine thinking the Warriors won't get swept

Maybe Houston was a ticking time bomb of bad chemistry and imploding. Maybe the Blazers weren't that good. Now that the Warriors are facing a real team losing one of their best players looks bad.

Yikes imagine having lower views than last year's finals

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>Maybe the Blazers weren't that good
They weren't good at all

Imagine being this dumb

Are you living paycheque to paycheque ?

How are you in that Situation ?

raptors dinosty is gonna kill the nba
based

>memeiors in the middle of a dynasty and nobody gives a fuck
based

Well yeah, my point was the Warriors out meme'd a dysfunctional manlet chuck team and 2 manlet chuck team where the players don't hate each other. Now that their facing giga niggas, a european who happens to not be a bitch (why is Marc so much tougher than Pau?), and a team with some heart they are buckling without Durant. The Warriors will win if Durant comes back healthy but I don't think they can without him.

I miss the comfy days when the Raptors were in the lottery every year they were like a little brother

I quit my job because my back got fucked due to (long story) but a bunch of shit that happened to me that led to me being bedridden for a year. I applied for disability but they needed MRI's from my doctor before they could say I was disabled and I couldn't afford the MRI and the constant doctor's visits because I don't have insurance, so I just didn't work and eventually after 6 months of applying for some type of welfare I was denied. I've been living off my savings and what little I can make online from odd-jobs, but I pretty much don't have anything going for me in life right now. Finna bouta move back in with my parents though

these raptors are 100% identical to the McNabb-T.O. NFC champ Eagles

Why do Canadians defend derozan to this day so hard?

He stinked

How did he not refute you? He straight up countered all of your points and explained why GS has no options.
He didn't even need to refute you because your post was stupid to begin with. You still talk like Iggy is an option when he's fucking injured you moron he ain't even playing anymore. You also talk like Cousins is playing normally and not still injured himself and incapable of playing at full strength.

You talk nothing but hypotheticals and ignore the reality.

its just one defrozanfag baiting. ignore him.

Right, that's why you couldn't refute me yourself. You guys are emotional. I get it. Warriors in 6. It'll hurt at first. But then you'll go to sleep. You'll get over it. For now just do your thing I guess.

Lowry = McNabb
Kawhi = T.O.
Siakam = Westbrook
Ibaka = Kearse

Ya but did it hurt the nba as much as the spurs ?

The 2003, 2005, 2007 nba finals

Had shocking ratings

He stuck with the team at it's lowest, he carried us so we could get to where we are today. I don't believe we did him dirty, and I hope he doesn't hold any ill-will towards the franchise or the city, I will always appreciate him for sticking with us and guiding us to where we are now. I think most Raptors fans will agree that he's probably the best player the Raptors have ever had in terms of loyalty and wanting to play for the team

Just got back from the gym, warriors in 5

>Why do people appreciate loyalty

what dynasty aside from the bulls was GOOD for the nba?

skid marks in your boxers are loyal but you wouldn't wear them on your wedding day

Yup. And you traded him for a dude who's gonna blow the finals then leave.

>Siakam = Westbrook

Yeah, you know except he's more efficient at shooting, longer, a better defender, can play within a system, and doesn't stat pad. Do you even watch basketball? Literally the dumbest comparison I've ever seen

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>Andre Iguodala had MRI, told coach he “felt pretty good,” expected to play in Game 2
>Kevin Durant did individual work on the court Friday
>Kawhi limping

uh oh

bro can you read i'm talking about brian westbrook lol

It's worth it, I'd do that trade every single time.

the Kobe Lakers...kinda?

Spurs killing the NBA because they made being good boring was top notch stuff

He brought us a championship by tricking the spurs into thinking he wasn't a dogshit choking salary dump

And this is why you will never win a chip. I'd say go watch NHL but you get blown out there too.

shut up clipperfaggot

>kawhi limping meaning anything

he's been limping since the Philly series, but that hasn't stopped him from putting up 35ppg and carrying the raptors.

and we have this retarded leaf talking like i was just making shit up about iggy. was impartial before but after seeing these shitty leaf attitudes, fuck em. can't wait for GS to run you faggots over.

Except you know this year the only year that matters lmao

>win game 1
>brought us a championship
oh that sweet sweet hubris is just around the corner

Cope.

Trading DD for Kawhi will probably be the only chance we get at winning a 'chip for the next decade or two. It was already clear DD isn't a player capable enough to lead a franchise to a championship

Right, and you're losing. And never making it back.

NBA TOP 25

1. Kawhi
2. Durant
3. LeBron
4. Curry
5. Harden
6. Giannis
7. Jokic
8. AD
9. Embiid
10. PG13
11. Draymond
12. Dame
13. Westbrook
14. Kyrie
15. Butler
16. Gobert
17. Oladipo
18. Kemba
19. Blake
20. Klay
21. Derozan
22. Beal
23. Aldridge
24. Jrue
25. Conley

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SALTY WARRIORS MUTT GOT BTFO WE DON'T WANT YOUR SUPPORT FAGGOT GO HOP ON SOME AIDS RIDDEN HOMELESS DUDES COCK

what the fuck kinda retarded saying is that?

Is Kawhi winning the championship proof that right-wing politics is better than left-wing politics?

Sorry bud but you're a loser and your teams are losers. You should stop being a loser and be a winner like me and my raptors.

>Jevon Kearse
Forgot how much of a beast that dude is was

McCaw = Freddie Mitchell

I can’t remember, are Finals games always so late? 9PM EST is fucked

If making it to the finals every year counts, the Heatles

I'm not a loser, can't defend my team though (Knicks). We'll see what happens. I recommend being humble right now. If you point your chin up then lose, you're gonna feel really dumb and you'll never hear the end of it from fans of literally every other team.

Americans in Yea Forums and real life disappear as soon as their team starts losing

>tfw live on the West Coast
>tfw the world revolves around me

Its a good feel

It's only a matter of type before Boogie channels Zaza and finishes this series once and for all. Then it's back to the compost bin with ye, leaf

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They don't care about canadian ratings so why pander to east coasters when there's far more market and viewers out west?

What's it like watching sports that start at 4 or 5 pm?

Winning is overrated, and I stay because I enjoy the sport. My Clippers lose and lose and lose but I just like the game so I dont leave. Basketball is just all around fun, fun to watch, fun to play, it never gets old and if my team loses, whatever. I dont have fucking ADHD. I can wait for next season.

would NBA playoffs be different if they had to play outdoors

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based low test no drive cuckbro

Ni hao rapties

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>finals mvp not even listed
Wtf garbage list

Usually right around the time I get back from work and crack open a beer, so immensely satisfying

xie xie

he's number 2

what are you leafs gonna do if you lose and kawhi leaves

It takes more way more balls to stick with your team for a decade even when they lose than it does to bandwagon when you win

Sounds awesome. It sucks being on the east coast and being tired in the biggest moments of every game.

shut up clipperfaggot

Celebrate the best raptors season ever. This season is a win no ma

knicks fan try again. i'm getting kd so i could give a fuck who wins this finals

just gonna go back to watching my rapties like usual, fuck kind of a dumbass question is that?

Why do white people love heroin

As a Clipper fan ive sort of resigned myself to the possibility of not landing Kawhi. Id rather we just sign one role player and develop our core than get into some fucked max with someone like Butler. Maybe we even land KD, we shall see. Id prefer Kawhi though.

thinking man's drug

shit up knigger

Warriors.
In.
Five.

it wont be that simple. there's gonna be a lot of tears and disappointment, retard. i cant wait

i'm
getting
kd

meanwhile

you're
losing
kawhi

lmfaoooooooooo

JUST READ THAT KAWHI IS PLANNING ON STAYING ON A SHORT TERM DEAL

WE DID IT BROS!!!

WE WON !!!!!!!!

Wtf???

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not disappointed at all, got to see them finally make it to the finals

you'll keep on waiting like that day of the rake cuckfan

Ive only done morphine but it felt like heaven. I imagine heroin is even better.

all people love heroin

>leaving the championship winning team

why would he do that?

check #20 again. he's up there.

Siakam is a role player, Westbrook carries a bunch of 25 year old 21st rounders that can't shoot and not that good on defense to the playoffs

>asian qt wants to watch Chernobyl on HBO with me but I heard it was scary
what do bros

you're getting rj barrett

anybody close to VA Beach? 11 people were just wasted

he's autistic

he left a 67 win spurs team, he don't give a fuck about championships. If he wins with the raptors he can leave guilt-free knowing he'll forever be worshipped there anyway

this is the dude saying warriors are gonna upset the raptors lmao

There's only 2 rounds
and also Westbrook has gotten his ass carried by Paul George ever since he joined the team
You should get your facts straightened out before you embarrass yourself again...

i know

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It's not scary at all, unless you consider people suffering from radiation burns scary

Fuck the warriors, fuck Steph Curry and fuck the federal government

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>not hogging the ball and playing team basketball makes you a role player

is this what OKC fans truly believe?

who's more delusional lakers or knicks fans

New DJ Khaled is actually good. Nas and CeeLo track especially

boy it's gonna feel so good. I'm literally going to masturbate to the thought of leaf turmoil

see my advice in

CeeLo "With Implies Consent" Green

He'll get a standing ovation next year and a statue if the Raptors actually win the finals. It'd go down as the greatest merc job of all time.

rapties fans

people who advise being humble when their team is in a championship are the biggest pussies on the entire planet lmao

you're gonna get shit talked if you lose either way. buck up and feel like a champion because you might never feel this way again.

yeah I liked it. the travis hook on the song with post is god tier

>Being a low usage player that averages less than 20ppg and limited skill set that requires you to be set up by offensive systems and star players gravity isn't a role player

>DJ Khaled
LMAO

WHAT NEXT? MILEY CYRUS? Lol

He ain’t leaving a potential max deal from a chip team especially if he’s playing injured. Uncle Dennis won’t let that happen.

GET OUT OF HERE _______!

Kawhi got knee tendonitis so honestly as long as he gives it his all for the rest of the finals, idgaf whether he stays or goes

We got Siakam, Freddy and OG to usher in the new era of getting to that 4th seed

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it's about having humility and grace, not about getting shit-talked. Try to not be an arrogant asshole for the sake of being a better person, not because of some imaginary bragging rights.

based Bell with the come from behind finals MVP

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Im watching it with my gf rn, literally. We are at the end of episode 2 and ive had to explain
>what Chernobyl is
>how radiation works
>how a nuclear reactor works
>how Soviet Russia worked
>why this was a big deal
>what boron is
>how that one guy turned into an old pizza slice
>how the one woman in the show who does anything of note is a fictitious character while the rest are based on real people
>why theyre shooting dogs

Its a lot of work desu. Im just glad she appreciates kino when she sees it. Defintely watch it with her.

a "dj khaled album" is just a compilation of various producers and artists and has very little to nothing to do with him

>Winning an MVP and leading the team in scoring last two playoffs
>Carried
Paul George didn't even get to a superstar level to this year but he still disappeared post all star break due to injuries and limited skillset outside of jump shooting ability and not being a playmaker to elevate despite that

you might wanna log off this site then dipshit

Yes I am aware the pizza slice guy is E3 and the dogs are E4, I just told her ahead of time so she doesnt get too caught off guard by them

>you're gonna get shit talked if you lose either way.
If you win they can't really say shit. Arrogance followed by a victory is somewhat of a supreme scenario. But if you lose... you're fucking done. However if you're humble and respectful, victory will be even sweeter. And defeat will be masculine and graceful.

except in your post you said
>you'll never hear the end of it from fans of literally every other team
you're the one who made it about getting shit-talked

I'm telling you for your own sake. One day you're going to look back on your behavior and cringe

I don’t want Kawhi to re-sign that nigga is falling apart and couldn’t even play 65 games this season. Now he’s injured in the playoffs.

>talk shit all series
>disappear when team loses
which fanbase am i

name one time that has ever happened lol

btfoing Yea Forums nerds =/= ""arrogance""

every fanbase to ever post on Yea Forums

lucks, poorlando, okc, lizards and literally every single team in commiefornia

just give him load management again. the rest of the team can beat up shitty east teams all year

>buck up and feel like a champion because you might never feel this way again
in your case, you never will
>quarter of a century
el oh el

pay him or play him

that fat dude was working at a record store and some artist noticed him and thought he was funny. that's seriously how he got his start

this. My worst fear is that the lakers might actually fuck around and actually get Kawhi except he's broken down, or they sign durant to a 5-year max with a torn achilles. Some monkey's paw shit is always affecting laker's free agency.

>it's a "boomers edumucate me on what RESPECT means" episode

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im talking about irl. how do you interact with other sports fans irl

it's more of a humble beginning than drake

Anyone else optomistic about the Lakers next year? Good assets to pull off a great trade, at least one great free agent, the coaching shit is settled, no Magic, and everyone will be healthy.

Holy shit

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I'm generally a good sport irl. I don't get the chest-beating offline. the only time I chat shit is when someone's chirping at me but even then I'm typically the calmer one just stating or accepting facts.

>all these uppity leafs trying to take a moral high position and judge other fanbases

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bruh all im saying is, you better pray to god raps win. after the disgusting attitude of toronto rn, if you fucking lose... you become a world wide fucking joke. you're gonna have to go isolationist for a good year or two because no ones taking anything out of your city seriously except the weeknd

>good assets

Uh, who? The young core that got exposed as garbage last season? Javale McGee? Who?

the exact opposite is happening breh

I’m excited to watch the soap opera. I think they sign butler and kyrie. But it will be a shit show. Laker won’t be competitive next year.

4th pick, Lonzo, Kuzma, and Ingram.

>after the disgusting attitude of toronto rn
literally rent free

all toronto is doing is cheering for their team lmao

Humble yourself now before the Warriors do

if someone tried to bark at me irl about a basketball team losing I'd call them a child. plus, dude, I LIVE IN CANADA, so there's no one really to talk shit to me offline.

nah ou guys are running all over social media shit talking EVERYONE and you're lil faggot 6 fraud is really getting on everyones nerves with his "trolling"

stop being faggots with your faux graciousness bullshit
revel. just prepare to eat your own shit after your team gets it's ass kicked.

The leafs have the right idea. get their shitposting in now before the warriors smoke the craptors in 6

yes because you are irrelevant. he gone

this but unironically

wow canada is different. here in the states fights over sports is common

if you're that much of a mental midget to get upset about drake then you have bigger things to worry about than people cheering for a basketball team

i mean, we only have one team we're pretty united on it

if it was hockey it'd be much different

CANT WAIT FOR LEAFS GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT NOT EVEN A MEMEIORS FAN JUST FUCK CANADA

NO NBA CHIP EVER
NO NHL CHIP IN LIKE 30 YEARS LMFAO

FUCK THE RAPTORS

my team won the owl a couple years ago and my deepest regret is not feeling like a champion leading up to the match. being shook before a game is soft as shit

>humbleness
>on Yea Forums
r*ddit is down the hall

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can't wait for raptors in 7 after an excruciating refball showcase

I cannot believe that someone would compare RJ Barrett to James fucking Harden

“Believe it or not, I wanted to play for the Toronto Raptors, that was my favorite team.” -- Kevin Durant

why is he wearing a sweatband. is that to cover up his warriors tat?

wheelchair jimmy has americans worked up

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What's the point of talking up a bunch of shit like that, though, I don't understand it

who cares, they're going to play the game, and we'll know then

Seething.

Who is the nigger on the right?

~85% of America is rooting for the raptors anyway

Kawhi + Durant + Siakam big three, who stops us?

KD

you're a huge autistic dumbass whether you win or lose if you shit-talk everyone about your team though. Did you even accomplish anything? All you did was cheer for a team that happened to win. Because you cheer for a team that happened to win you think you can shit-talk everyone and act like an asshole now? That's seriously pathetic. Grow up user. You arbitrarily deciding to root for a team didn't contribute to the win. You haven't accomplished anything. If you happened to be born 200 miles away you would have been rooting for an entirely different team.

>but muh national pride

guess what dipshit, none of these players on the raptors are even from Canada. Kawhi is from california. Lowry is from Philly. Kawhi is more representative of the "golden state" than curry just due to the fact that he grew up there. Cleveland and Minnesota have more canadian players than toronto. None of this shit even matters, you all just look like huge morons singing "oh canada" over a childrens ball throwing contest soap opera presented by Taco Bell.

I really feel like if they played on the same team, Kawhi would fucking hate KD

thats somalia steve, trudeau's minister of the interior

this

warriors in 7

>all this spiel
loser talk, plain and simple

he has curry and durants number tatt'd

what I meant by that is, I regret not having full confidence in my team. I don't talk shit irl because I don't see the point, unless they said something or they're a fan of a rival team or some shit.

it was a shame, i saw game 6 of bucks/raptors with a bunch of friends and after the game they were kinda all like "well, that was cool but it'll suck to get swept by the warriors"

fuck that shit. I truly believe these raptors can pull this shit off and it'll be glorious if they can. if they can't, I just won't go on Yea Forums for a week.

people will generally forget what you said or did around a sporting event, because it doesn't matter in the big picture. but if your team WINS and you didn't believe it, I think you will carry that around with you forever.

drakes manager

made me laugh so hard

He was literally born in Somalia kek

Why a grown ass man need a manger to go to a sports game?

End this

You wouldn't go to the game with your bro?

drakes team is mostly comprised of his bros from before he was famous

Canadians are shiposters plain and simple, and entire nation of people who can not help but exist as shitposters. Just accept it.

The Warriors my mom doesn't know jackshit about basketball but knows about the the warriors

Kobe and Shaq.

Or else you're gonna pull out the big memes!

>a fucking leaf!
>you're irrelevant!
>you're a cuck!

Shit man I can't handle the pressure right now.

>somalia steve

Fucking kek

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I was rooting for the Raptors but you shitposting Canadians are making it really hard to continue doing so

checked

it'll only get worse if the raps win game 2

This Tbh
I liked the players on the bucks but their cancerous cheesedick alcoholic fanbase made me root for canadians

Oh, no, sure, Pascal Siakam is going to average 30 a game

Exactly. The warriors mistake was thinking Kawhi warrants a double to triple team on every possession. Not with that bum leg he doesn't.

new

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Winnings

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Hell, look at the bright side leafy, just maybbbee ten more years theb you can have some backup guard ala Big Dick Nick who starts balling the fuck out and win against whoever the dynasty of the 2020's