Interesting fact about you

my dick gets bigger cuz i am a crazy nigger
1-0 Liverpoop

I used to be a NEET for 8 years.
Spurs after benulties.

i can suck the tip of my own dick
2-1 tottenham wins it

I don’t have a gf by choice

3-1 Liverpool

>played 4 years of D1 lacrosse
>2-0 spurs

what do you do now?

hot

I'm not wh*Te
Tottenham win 1-0

Low level job.

Lmao nerd, I won when I was 10 but only had 180

I met the love of my life two years ago
3-1 Liverpool

I haven't slept in 35 hours.
Tottenroosters 3-1

based anyway

i can gulp down a bottle of whiskey in one night without throwing up
3-1 tottenham in penalties

I am a Jew.
3-1 Yids.

based ngubu dabbing on Yea Forums

My sister bullied me growing up until she committed suicide due to being bullied in school.

4-0 Liverpool

i took an iq test when i was but a teen and got 160 so suck my dick pal

I once had a white GF
3-1 Reds

haha pwned

i got 165 lmao you fucking branelte

When I was at school I bullied a girl to death.

5-0 Spurs

I review cars for a living
3-2 Liverpool

pics or GTFO

>5-0 spurs

t.brainlet

what are you gay or something

bragging about high iq is like bragging about being tall. doesnt mean shit until you properly utilize it.

>brainlet
t.branelte

The last game of slurpball I watched more than 5 minutes of was the 2014 world cup finals.
0-0 of course.

My wife is unfortunately not real
3-2(E.T) spurs

I have a gf
Spuds 0-0 slippers
Spuds win on penalties

I'm a member of Liverpool supporters of Croatia club

2-1 for Spurs

This thread proves how uninteresting Yea Forums users are.

2-1 Liverpool.

nah but Yea Forums global rules say anyone making such a claim must provide photographic evidence or leave the website

I help the police locate nonces
Spurs 2-0

I've travelled across Africa in a Ford Focus

2-0 Liverpool

I predicted the exact score of cl final last year and won 20€
2-1 for Liverpool

I think racists on Yea Forums should kill themselves.

Liverpool 3 - 2 Tottenham

Brace Mane

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Liverpool win 2-0

I am not able to swallow pills
This game goes to pks

>I am not able to swallow pills
based

totnum wins 3-1

the redpill can be taken in intravenously

post bobs and vagena

Nope. Learn to respect women, Hans. They are not objects. Thank You.

Nothing

Liverpool wins 3-0 with two goals coming from penalties

Based Hue. I know it's not nerman because he said once.

My favourite hobby is looking at my gfs messages and laughing at the tragic attempts at flirting from onions boys

Tottenham 1-0

I've been addicted to sports gambling for the past 3 years. Was 3 BTC in the hole until a miracle run these past 2 weeks netted me 5.5 BTC

1-1
Yids in benuldies

I have the biggest dick in this thread
1-4 Tottenham

i cried the first time i had sex
liverpool wins 3-1

I have an actual iQ of 170, you literal brainlet.

I had a frenuloplasty recently.
2-1 Yids

Are most yall saying spurs will win based on FACTS and LOGIC or because you dislike liverpoo?

One cunt in my family has blown nearly £1.5m and now everybody is broke. Seriously considering kicking his face off.
2-0 Liverpool.

I'm French

1-0 Lillywhites

>flag
>claim
press x to doubt

I was on my high school robotics team for 3 years
Whoever wins, we all lose

I spent 6 hours in trains today traveling to/from work
3-2 Spuds

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I have watched 0 minutes of EPL this year
liverpool will win

im a profitable bettor
liverpool score twice 25-45, spurs once 45-60, liverpool again 70-90

i masturbate over girls i know in real life by photoshopping their pictures onto porn

0-0

>
are you good at it

i regularly conduct market research for work in /brit/
3-0 liverpool

now THAT is INTERESTING

i played for Liverpool 14 times in the early 2000s

3-0 win for Spurs

I've written a short novel that somebody just said was very very good

3-2 to Spurs

>i am an lowkey alcoholic
>0:3, but hoping for spurs win

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Quit while you're ahead

i've been doing it for a long time so its not difficult, its just about picking two good images where the camera angle is similar.

I would post but I don’t wanna get banned and I use a pass to post.

I've fucked 16 women

Fuck Livepool but also fuck the Yids, tie game

I'm cool
2-1 pool

I’ve done the same but I’ve made their clothes transparent

i just use my imagination

Do people never question why there's always pictures of that unbearably sweaty man?

>Not posting it onto /hc/ and linking the sfw post above/below it.
Weak excuse

I've been banned from Yea Forums more than 100 times for making fun of nintendo fanboys
0-0, spurs will on benuldies

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I'm going to get a 16' Albacore sailboat for as much as a janny makes in a year next week.

4-2 Liverpool

ive only fucked 1 woman in 23 years of living

0x0

Will do fren. Placed one bet on under goals on CL final since taking the winnings and nothing else since

I find footy to be unbearable.
I placed bets on both Tottenham and Liverpool winning because no matter who wins the amount of money returned is always higher than I put in

I masturbate at least 6 times a day and I can probably name every pornstar under 30 yrs of age.

Tottenham wins 2-0
Raptors in 6

Based.

t. Nintoddler

It's adjusted for age so you're the same as he.

t. 162

>i kissed a girl for the first time when i was 13, she's a model now and won't talk to me
>2-3 liverpool

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>I placed bets on both Tottenham and Liverpool winning because no matter who wins the amount of money returned is always higher than I put in
lol what

bet 5€ on tottenham @ 4.2 => potential win: 21 €
bet 5€ on liverpool @ 1.86 => potential win: 9.3 €

if liverpool wins, you bet 10 € but only returns 9.3€

I sold loads of bitcoin too early and only made 5k when I could have made a million and I've never forgiven myself
Liverpool win by a couple of goals

I have come to realise there is fuck all interesting about me whilst trying to think of something interesting about myself

2-1 spurs

#Respect

I fuck tranny hookers.
2 x 1 Tottenham.

I am happily married with a good job but i drink nonstop and jerk off to tranny porn
Liverpool 3 2 Spurs

4-0 for liverpool
I'm a girl btw

>not hedging and weighting the bets
If you bet 3 euro on spurs with those odds you only get 12.6 return, and keep the 5 euro on liverpool.
You eithr stand to make 1.3 uro or 4.6 euro profit, unless those are win outright and it gos to ET.

LONDON

post feet pls

i know fagget i'm just saying it doesn't mean shit

I couldn't get an erection the first time I had sex
Tottenham 5-5 Liverpool

I drink between 12 and 18 fl oz of liquor every day.

Liverpool 2 - 1 Spuds

post your feetttttttttttttt

liverpool wins 1x2 @ 1.8
liverpool wins the cup @ 1.4

which one?

Lads, please learn about odds and stuff. There's no fucking way that an actual bookie is going to lose to you if he takes your bets against all outcomes.

i was just pointing out his stupidity

Liverpool -1 is free money. Spurs can't match them at all.

A girl hugged me once. She had very nice bobs.
3-1 liverpool

once had anal sex with my female boss in the toilets at work after everyone else had left for the night
1-1 then pens. liverpoo win.

>Liverpool -1
is that a handicap? never got what a handicap really is

can't wait for liverpool to get blown the fuck out

i'm just looking forward to what the excuse will be this time

>once had anal sex with my female boss in the toilets at work after everyone else had left for the night
gizza green text story lad
and use lots of adjectives

>My girl broke up with me because I was too boring
>1-0

I had to break up with a girl because my cock was too big for her

2-1 Spurs

R A R E
A
R
E

Yeah, Liverpool needs to win with 2 goals or more for the bet to go through
They're arguably the best team in the world right now

i have a betting profit
the match will be judged on extra time/penalties

What was the gap in height between the two of you?

I do not understand final stages of CL
3:1 Porto

>Porto

>They're arguably the best team in the world right now

Well of course not, I was just showing that those odds he have were whack

>I own a 65 inch OLED tv and a huge real leather couch to watch the game tomorrow, absolutely alone because my all my friends moved away and tfwnogf
Liverpool scores early then falls apart 3-1

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Not even a Liverpool fan but yes

Based Yea Forums chads

i can suck my own dick easily

spurs win by one goal

C O M M O N
O
M
M
O
N

I was the second best student of my municipality (from 400+ students) during the induction to university exams (SAT exams or whatever you americans call it)
2-1 to Spurs

How is Greenland today my Arctic friend?

It's alright. I'm out for some asian food, anybody want anything?

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I once sucked off a random teenage boy on a pedestrian flyover who was wearing zombie fancy dress
2-1 spuds

get me the 129 la

seal fritters and chips m8

There is only 115.

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I am physically unable to cry, although I can control (to a limited degree) my blood flow. Small objects seem to duplicate around me. I have spoken to God and seen His miracles.

4-2 Liverpool

my mum was going to have an abortion but couldn't afford it because my dad was a janitor on Yea Forums

3-3 to City

i'm pretty good at karaoke
3-0

dog soup, extra spicy

I have a BMI of 18.6, which is the same as Peter Crouch I think.
2-2, spurs win on penalties.

>i dont have webbed toes
>0-0 and penalties

My uncle (my mother's brother) is a somewhat known politician and current federal MP in Germany

3-1 Liverpool

I have a Japanese gf who unfortunately does not look like pic related

3-1 for Liverpool

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I do taxes for celebrities, including many well known athletes. But my pay is garbage

3-1 Liverpool

Fucking faggot beaner

I fap to SFM porn
2-0 Liverpool

I dream every night about this german girl from highschool with massive tits that I could have fucked but didn't

Spurs to win 2-0

I think Hitler was the greatest person ever
10-1 Wolverhampton

just clocked rakuen
0-0 bore

>I got molested my grandfather multiple times growing up

>3-2 to Liverpool in extra time

I have strong foot fetish and I want to fuck some cute trap and trans.
Tottenham 3 - 2 Liverpool

I put in a total of 10, and both possible endings give me more than 10.

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I'm ambassador to image boorus.
Liverpool 2-1

I have three cats
1-3 Liverpool aet, 1-1 at 90

I used to be a mod on a Minecraft pvp survival server

2-1 spurs

I can see in to the future

0-0 Spurs win on penalties

I once had the opportunity to be in a threesome with 2 lesbian girls who wanted me to join them while at a festival but I chose not to because I was there with a different girl who didnt end up with me either because she wasn't interested in me.
This happened 3 years ago and I still havent had sex since.

Spurs.

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I always post dubs
Tottenham 2 - 1 Slipperpool

I never post dubs
Tottenham 1 - 2 Liverpoop

Had a similar situation where I was at a festival with an ex who said we should try it again and a girl from uni was there, first night girl from uni is all over me and wants to stay in tent, deny her as I think me and ex have a chance. Whole festival ex treats me like shit, ends up alone at one point so I go rescue her and were walking back together and she got stuck in mood and I reached to help her and she recoiled back so much she fell over

Feel your pain bro

i love video game but im too ashamed to admit it to friends and family
tot 1-3 liv

I only watch porn without anal bj and facial
Liverpool wins, 4-2

A connoisseur

I am neither a Turk nor a refugee
2-2, 7-6 AP

I won the national cup for rugby at u16

Spurs

i have a zidane autograph, seriously. i met him near marseille where my cousins live

liverpool will win 3-1

I have double jointed thumbs
Rooting for Spurs but think Liverpool wins 2-1

>I have a brown birthmark on the head of my penis
>2:1 Tottenham

i hate my life
1-0 spurs

I fap to furry porn

2-0 Liverpool

I’ve got a doctorate in mathematics and Spurs will win 2-1

>I'm working on a pokemon fangame
>liverpool 3-1 (hoping they lose though)

help me with my homework brother please

I dye my pubs.
Spurs wins 1-0

Under 2,5 u lose

Achas que meter uma aposta para ambas as equipas marcarem é uma boa idea?

Let me redditpost to see if you get it

WOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Acho que este jogo é no bet. Não vi valor em nenhum mercado. Fechei a época com o ambas marcam no Chelsea porque seleções também é para perder dinheiro

>Acho que este jogo é no be
nao percebi

>I fingerbanged my younger sister a couple of times
>3-2 to Spurs

why didnt i get a sister to experiment with?
2-2
Liverpool on penalties

Lost my virginity at a furry convention
3-2 spurs

how old was he?

for me it’s either 2-1 Liverpool or 3-1 Liverpool, I can’t decide

post more Greenland pics

I told someone less than a week ago that this match was playing at 5:00 am Aus time, Sunday 6th of June....

Spurs win 3:2

I used to sniff my sister's panties. Even kept a few good ones from high school

Spurs 0-0

32, I was 20

>mfw no one but me knows what its like to be part of the brainelite

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>doing lewd things to your siblings
I hope you guys don't really do this

>once had anal sex with my female boss in the toilets at work after everyone else had left for the night
> anal sex
I doubt it

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I'm a virgin
Liverpool 3-1

>somewhat known politician
>federal MP in Germany
so it has to be some irrelevant Bundesland like Saarland or one of the east german Bundesländer
more hints pls

spurs win for sure.

I had sex this morning
4-4 muh exciting premier league then penalties and Liverpool will slip

I live off benefits fraud
3-0 Liverpool

I've been learning Japanese for over a year now and I primarily did it to read porn.

Spurs in penalties

I rejected a really cute girl in hs because my autism was too strong. Now she's a model and i'm still a virgin.
2-2. Spurs wins on pens

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what's it called la I've been wanting to play some romhacks lately

My mother will die in her sleep tonight as I forgot to reply to that post.
Spurs win penalties.

I have watched 1,000+ different anime.

2-1 Spurs

fucked a tranny once, I have no regrets.
Spurs 2 - 1 Liverpool

I've fapped with more than 500 doujins

2-1 Liverpool

I'm sitting home alone on another Saturday night becuase my friends decided to give up and have kids in their mid 20s.

Based Spurs 3 - Slipperpoop 1.

I had a dream the other night, Sonny scored goals 1 and 3. Based Kane goal 2.

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I really hate gays and want Chechenya style concentration camps for those "people"

2-2 FT Sperms win in OT or penalty

Mellor?

>my grandfather knew Dick Cheney on a personal level
>1-0 Kikes

Fuck Klopp, fuck Salad, fuck scousers! Playing the victim never works out in the long run!

It's Friday

Been there fren. Take the /fit/ pil, force yourself to talk to randoms (male or female, regardless of age). Once you get over the fear of cold approaching people and rejection shit gets better.

t.former fat autist who never kissed a girl till I was 20. If I can do it you can to user. God speed!

im a 34 year old virgin

3-1 to liverpool

I'm from the future senpai

Unless stated otherwise, footy bets only take into account 90 minutes. If they draw and go to ET you lose you poof

I only watch JAV porn that is exclusive deep throat with throatpie.
Liverpool wins 3-1

I'm schizophrenic
3-1 spurs

I pray the rosary.
2-1 Liverpool

Based. Plan to do the same.

i've fucked both of my friend's younger sisters
2-0 liverpool

I glow in the dark.

2-1 Liverpool

Why did you kill Terry Davis?

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I am Black yet my iq is 160 in a country with average 70 iq.

I dont know if feeling blessed or not, dad was white but already passed away. Black stepdad is a fucking piece of shit

Tottenham win in extra time

I have too much empathy for strangers and it harms my mental health
Liverpool 2-0 Tottenham

Creep catchers are literal benefit scrounging council scum

>.
Name me 10 of the best Ultimate Surrender stars and don't be a fag and google it

Is this going to be one of the least watched UCL Finals in a long time?

My interest fell when it was official this was going to just another Premier League match up.
Why would i be interested seeing these teams play against each others for the 3rd time this season.

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I just turned into a NEET and I have until July to either get a job or get in college
Liverpool 3-2 ET
汚い

Damon Hill is my cousin twice removed

Liverpool 2-0 Spurs (unfortunately)

Livershit 4 - Tottenham 0

Extremely high IQ post

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I once broke my wrist attempting Dele Alli's hand celebration.
2-1 Liverpool

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i've slept with countless hookers over the years whilst on business trips, even though i'm in a happy harriage with kids and it kills me every day but i can't stop doing it

Tottenkek 1-3 Liverslip

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absolutely based

also 3-1 liverpool

im ethnically pajeet and my dick is 7.3 inches and i dont look like an ogre

4-2 liverpool

Hi Sonicfox

i have a micropenis
liverpool 3-1

160+ is the top score possible on mensas phoenix test, I scored it too. Its more common for younger people to get it because it goes off time as well as the other metrics (logic, numeracy and language). It's meaningless.

3-0 Liverpool.

It’s been 846 days since I last had a girlfriend

1-0 Liverpool

I live with five cats

Spurs 0-4 Kloppo

I can see the future but only when it's extremely inconsequential and convenient for me.

2-2. Liverslip lose on benuldies 5-3.

My grandpa was born in 1896

Liverpool 2-0 in ET

Liverpool has the Beatles and Tottenham?

I got accepted for doing a PhD with a GPA of 2.6

Liverpool win 2-0

Im bipolar (diagnosed)
Liverpoop win even tho i want Tottenham to win.

>Creep catchers are literal benefit scrounging council scum
Is that a known stereotype? I don't claim anything and live relatively comfy.

I'm going to fail my exams again

2-1 for Spürdos

My brother formerly played in the A-League and supports Liverpool
Liverpool 0-4 Tottenham

>lost a hand when I was 8 yo
>toth 0-3 liver

you are a hero

I'm going to fuck a chick this afternoon but I'm still reviewing the different ads

Tottenham wins 2-1

I work for the EU

3:2 Liverpool

I'm building a football fantasy game where instead of having the whole league as your roster to choose from you catch players on your map much like pokemon. Otherwise same rules. Would you lads play this?

Spurs on pens

I never liked Cristiano

TOT 1-0 LIV
(OG VDV)

I've never watched anime, playing vidya, or did any nerds stuff yet i still coming back to this place

3-2 win for Liverpool

I'm writing my suicide note right now

3:1 Liverpool

i officially was dead for 20 seconds but was revived on a hospital bed

spurs 2 - 3 liverpool (AET)

My girlfriend left her husband for me
Slips lose

Fuck that catch would have been kino

Interesting idea, could catch on.
Would give it a go.

I have these reoccurring dreams since I was 17 that i'm swallowed by a giant mouth on the ground and can feel every bone in my body breaking little by little

3x0 liverpool, although i wish spuds won this thing

>had to break up
how about you submit her senpai?

I have a big cock fetish
for me it's spurs, 1 - 0

I am a degenerate sex tourist.
Spurs 2-0.

I got cucked by my first love; years later returned to hate fuck her then left

Spurs 4-3

Your choice?

Rape?

>I'm 1.79m but i tell everyone I'm 1.80
It's an easy 3-1 for Liverpool
Check em

same

When I was two years old I got bit by an ant and had a seizure
2-1 Spurs

I’m not fat
Liverpool wins and Mane dabbs with the trophie

I'm a Jew and like 99% of all Jews we hate Tottenham

I had sex to the entirety of pic related, followed by Butchered At Birth by Cannibal Corpse with my nympho gf at age 17.
>1-3

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28 neet no degree no job experience of any kind
Totenham will win at penalties

im scottish but on Yea Forums pretend to be english pretending to be scottish pretending to be english pretending to be scottish to make the english look bad because they deserve it because scotland is the most powerful nation on earth and we will be a nation again AND STOOD AGAINST HIM ('GAINST WHO) PROUD EDWARDS ARMY (WANKERS) AND SENT HIM HOMEWARDS TAE THINK AGAIN

2-0 liverpool

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I once had a crying prostitute in my room.

Spurs 1-0 aet

as an academy player, i ended a first team players career in a training session
2-1 spurs. 1-1 after 90min

I'm very good at mental math exercises and have an IQ of above 150.

Spurs will win with 2-1 after liverpool slips again

i've scored 4 goals in the norwegian league this season

liverpool 2-1

calm down with your fantasy Mohammed

I'm a semi professional dressage rider. Pic not me.

Liverpool 4-1

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Doxxed

i once had a dream about fucking my dog.
2-1 spurs

I lost my virginity to my first cousin.

Spurs 1-3 Liverpool

When my sister has her friends over I masturbate smelling their shoes
Liverpool 2-0

I once almost killed a man due to sheer incompetence but managed to play it off as his fault and got away scot free.

The scousers will win it.

>I have slept with 16 women
>Tottenham wins 2-1

>i cried the first time i had sex

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>I never get a prediction on draws wrong
>1 - 1 at FT

probability of both teams to score in the game?

We're twins. Wanna give no homo sex a try? I'm in badalona

I removed a pair of my ribs so I can suck my own dick.

Liverpool penulties

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60%

I'm missing the middle and index fingers on my right hand. I tell people different stories about losing my fingers in cool ways but actually my psychotic father bit them off when I was a child

Game ends 2-1 to spurs btw

I know a bloke that is pretty much blind now and lost three of his fingers by blowing himself up whilst bombmaking.

I play runescape

>2-0 Liverpool

set a school on fire during my scally days and was never caught
2-1 spurs

I can speak 5 languages and I also ruined the lifes of a few people
3:3 Spurs penalties. The kikes are always lucky.

The real story IS the best story

I have located every fox and badgers burrow in the forest next to my village and have placed security cameras next to every hole to observe them.
1:1 5:4 Tottenham AP

ur a nonce

have 4 nipples

2-1 liverpoo mane scores both
also checkem

When I was 9 I fingered banged my dog and then had my sister smell my finger

is he still part of the IRA?

I like anime
3-1 Liverpool

I was temporarily paralyzed from the waist down for 2 weeks when i was 9
3-2 liverpool

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>I'm missing the middle and index fingers on my right hand

get fucked english scum, no agincourt for you

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do you boof them?

>i cashed in a WPT event at age 20
>spurs 2-1

>i like anime
who doesn't?

I have beta for WoW Classic

3-1 for the Spurs

wew la'
gt

I did my civic service (used to be mandatory over here for 9 months after graduating high school) in a retirement home and lost my virginity with a nurse there that was 7 years older than me (I was 20, she was 27)
It was a one time thing only and I only had sex with one other woman ever since.

3-1 Liverpoo

i already saw this game last night

spurs won it 4-2, crazy game.

are eskimo girls cute?

I was recently diagnosed with testicular cancer and am currently recovering from my surgery

Tottenham win 2-1

I've only had sex with hookers as of now

3-1 Liverpool

>met mr motivator when I was 10 on holiday asked me to be on gmtv
>3-1 spurs

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>I did my civic service (used to be mandatory over here for 9 months after graduating high school) in a retirement home and lost my virginity with a nurse there that was 7 years older than me (I was 20, she was 27)

I always wonder how such things happen in real life and not in porn

i'm pretty sad the police raided my local brothel

>mr motivator
i wish i met a celebrity of his stature, the only famous person i've met was les battersby

I faked being gay for 4 years and got a rich bf who paid for everything my university costs, rent, car and 12 holidays

3-1 Liverpool

We'll see about that barbossa.

I have just finished fucking.
2-0 Tottenham win

I have recurring nightmares about the house I spent my summers as a child in being haunted.
1-0 Tottenham

Does consensual intercourse exist in Argentina?

My cousin met the Chuckle Brothers on holiday.

Of course. It's literally the most correctly priced match of the year

liverpool to win or btts?

my dad used to be best mates with john virgo's brother

My gut says Liverpool to win, but it's really tricky

I'm on benefits
1:0 to liverpool from a 79th minute pen given after salah dives in the box whilst offside and var somehow doesnt catch it, then tottenham spend the rest of the match diving

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300iq post

hmm lol

I've shaken Wayne Rooneys hand

1-1 in ordinary time
Goals by Dele Alli and Mane

Alderweireld will cause a penalty for touching the ball with his hand in his own field
Kane scores on the penalty shot, eventually resulting in the OT win for the Spurs

I'm an indian that got educated in SA
I still shit on the street.
5-0 Liverpool win

Fk, I ment Gomez will touch the ball on his own field

I have acquaintances in the CIA and in the SIS
2-0 Liverpool

>I once had a crying prostitute in my room.

details please. you cant just say something as cool as that and not tell the story

It was probably his mum

>I have acquaintances in the CIA and in the SIS
wow

histórias interessantes?

he aint even gonna play doodoo head

only 120iq, those were welsh bowmen

Putting the kettle on, lads.

Want a cuppa?

Yes please abdul my old son

lemon tea for me

tea two and some bourbon biscuits if you've got any

My dad used to come home from the pub on Fridays drunk, come into my room and pee on my bed whilst I was sleeping in it.

3-1 Pool

She was very flirty with me from day one.

I was working as a janitor assistant there with lots of down time (when nothing had to be fixed or delivered), so we just often talked during her breaks (she wasn't very liked by the other nurses at her station I think, just had some friends in other stations / levels)
At some point she went very personal with the conversation and she straight out asked me with how many girls I've been with. I kinda refused to answer and became nervous as fuck and I think she realized I was a virgin (even tho I didn't explicity told her)

Long story short, she at one point told me to stay longer after 5pm (usually when my working time ended) and then after her shift ended we went to the basement kitchen level since the kitchen staff had already left and fucked in the women's toilet there. She unironicallly even brought a condom for me.
It lasted like 10 minutes or so and I'm still proud that I didn't cum from her blowjob.

Never got to do her again tho and like 2 months later my service there ended and I never saw her again.

You can bet on draw, potatonigger

Concurrently, I have saved/helped save a human beings life on 3 seperate occasions.

2-0 Liv

Wenger and Mourinho kino on Bein

Arabs know how to hire pundits

I have a curved dick.
3-1 Tottenham

You have to go back ngubu

i survived having swine flu whereas a lad i knew died from it
3-2 liverpool

Nem por isso. Só sei que uma colega minha foi abordada por eles quando estava a estudar nos Eua (área de Psicologia).
Sobre o SIS são familiares distantes meus, raramente os visito.

>i survived having swine flu whereas a lad i knew died from it

based

Safe lad

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>I'm not white
>Liverpool 2 - 1 Tottenham

I almost got killed yesterday when my bus got robbed. Dude was alone and nervous and fired his gun right next to my ear, bullet hit old guy behind me in the chest.

Liverpool 1-0

>brazil

checks out

my last girlfriend was transgender
2-0 tottenham

im distantly related to jordan henderson

liverpool 3-2

I have a bachelors degree in business plus 4 years of military active duty experience yet I work only a shitty overnight shelf stocking job
2-1 Tottenham

Exchange?

>I work only a shitty overnight shelf stocking job
your choice or? you sure can do better.

2nd thrice removed cousin?

the only people i know i'm related to are francis drake and also the captain of the ship that picked up survivors of the titanic

Some people just don’t have any enthusiasm to do well in life after a certain point. Myself included

0-0
SEMEN

im one of the most influential people in switzerland
liverpool win 2:0

300 iq

t. gianni infantino

tina turner?

because you don't have goals. so you stick to mediocrity.

*hacks twitter accounts of 80 yo politicans*

Exactly

what went wrong la

I had to give up a future as a doctor to be close to my gf and our son. I'm going to be a dentist now probably.

3-2 Tottenham

i'm moving to portugal to steal your job

tottenham win in penalties

Yeah and no, when I was approaching graduation and started looking at jobs I realized there’s absolutely nothing in business I want to do for the next 40 years of my life. I applied to a lot but only got offered interviews a few times all for very low base pay commission sales jobs so I just stopped looking

can't you apply for those security contractors?

you faggots need to start drinking sweet tea

>poortugal
>jobs

i've got some bad news for you....

I almost died from swallowing a 20p when I was about 8.

liverpool 3-1

Do I let it run

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>actually my psychotic father bit them off when I was a child
lmao what? that's the weirdest thing i heard in like, a wekk

Yeah I thought about it in the past or the possibility of re joining the military as a officer. Right now though a lot of the cities around me are having a mass fire department hiring next year and that’s what I always wanted to do so Im planning on trying to get in there and just work we’re I am in the meantime, though I’ve heard there’s a lot of nepotism in hiring recently so now I’m worried that won’t work out either.

Go get 'em. Don't stop.

cash out

I once glued bits of carpet to my eyes and had to go to the hospital to get it removed

2-1 Spurs win

As a baby I threw up on Michael J. Fox
Liverpool 2-0

>my gf is underage
>liverpool 4-2 spurs

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still do sometimes, now she kisses the tears as they run down my cheek

>I'm always wrong when I predict game results
>Liverpool wins 2-0

>i am haunted by a disney movie
>4-1 tottenham

I never learned how to ride a bike
3-1 Spurs

I ran into Zlatan at a popular dance club in San Francisco once. We shook hands.

Spurs 2-1

you can swim at least though?

Kind of. If I had to swim to save my life, I'd probably die though.

Me neither, user. Hasn't really embarrassingly come up in many years though.

I have mild tourettes and start saying nigger under my breath if I get bad anxiety

Pool 3-1

so glad my parents forced me to learn to swim even though i used to be shit scared of water

^

Hey, I might have that. I have a phrase that I always say when I remember of something embarrassing I did.

*Knocks you to the floor*
Think you can abuse underage girls do'ya?
*Repeatedly kicks you in the stomach*
DO ONE!
*spits on you and walks off*

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It's called relationship you basement dweller virgin
Not expecting you to understand tho

holy shit that’s the same thing. It’s mostly when I remember something embarrassing I did. I really like to make strange noises too.

chill out my man, just having a bit of fun.

I love football but I'm going to play Tarkov instead of watching English teams play.

Liverpool wins 2-0

what country are you from?

That cash-out offer looks pretty shit given that your only remaining bet is odds-on. I'd let it run.

Scotland
Drugs n shit. I don't have any memory of it
Kek, genuinely never heard that one before

Good to know there are more retards like me out there.

>Another IQ thread

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based /sci/ poster

>final
>draw

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draw at 90'

And then what fucking happens after that?

you win

Hitler did nothing wrong

2-0 Liverpool

extra time and penalties if necessary

Am drunk

5-0 spuds

I have wanked into the underwear of every girl I've lived with or known very well both as friends or shagging.

2-2 Spuds to win on penalties.

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I love all of you, Yea Forums bros.

2-2
Tottenham on penalties

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If you really think this match goes to penalties go ahead and bet on it, the odds are 13 to 1. I hate fags that can't put their money where their mouth is.
The wanking part was pretty based though

nigger

Based

Just 4 U mate.

nitrogensports.eu/betslip/609150bLy9HWnN6WmVqZmJiTURHK0NMb2tmUT09/r/1367810/

>1488
lel

it's 'pokemon peridot' nowhere near done since i scrapped a lot of old work to move to a new engine. if you want recs for finished rom hacks I would try out pokemon clover, pokemon gaia and pokemon vega. there's also sage which is made by /vp/ anons but it's only a 3 gym demo right now (I helped out for a little while last year and they seem to be progressing well though).

dont hate or like either of these teams particularly. liverpool 6-2

>6-2
top kek

one of my arms is shorter by 4 inches, feels bad man

4-0 Liverpool easy win

not virgin but also 34 years old and just had a breakup
stay strong m8

love traps

spurs 2-1

who doesn't?

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guiris get the fuck out of my city
2-0 liverpool

fair point

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fuck off femvak

who is your favourite trap at the moment?
for me, it's ella hollywood

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I got a 5.9 inch penis.
Tottemham wins on penalties

Devil trips confirmed

heterosexual people, mostly

I'm as straight as an arrow and I love traps.
2:1 Tottenham

Ummmmmmmm,I don't know really
2-0 for Liverpool

showed my gay friend some tranny porn and he wasn't impressed

what does that mean

A venezuelan stabbed my arm trying to steal my bike.
Spuds 1 - 0 aet

lel you bastard

I’ve seen Frisky Dingo at least 20 times through
Tottenham 3:2

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Test

/sci/ reporting

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