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autism

Leave this poo thread for this one -->

>new thread
>I can post my new favorite picture again

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You won't be missed

>record scratch
>freeze frame
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this mess

>3 hocs

liberals absolutely B T F O

DEAR GOD REFS DING-DOMG DIDDLY SAVE US PLEASE

so we all agree that da bloos are unequivocally /ourguys/?

Hi I'm new to hockey. Give me the quick rundown on Jack Hughes vs. Kaapo Kakko.

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bust vs bust

Jack Poos and Krapo Krako

American bust vs. Finnish BVLL

Hughes is an undersized twink and Kakko is diabetic and has coeliac disease.

can someone explain this meme to me?

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>/hoc/ already dead as shit because /nogames/
>I know, let's split the thread up!
Why are people so autistic?

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>posts roe jogan

cringe

>While I have never taken illegal drugs in my life and career, I would like to publicly apologize to the Capitals, my teammates, our fans and everyone else, for putting myself in a bad situation.

You ever try dmt?

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>Kong’s
twitter.com/pierrevlebrun/status/1134497823481892864?s=21

>the Homer fan base of bombston
laughingwomeneatingsalad.bmp

I read this rumour circulating earlier today, but refused to share it because I thought it was fake news
The last thing the Kings needs is a highly paid veteran, isn't it?
Wouldn't mind getting rid of that contract, it's no secret that the Leafs are gonna be in cap-hell for the foreseeable future
Just hope it doesn't involve >us retaining any salary
A shame though, I really like Marleau

*invents hockey*

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Fucker should retire

Got some Seattle NHL news. The team's broadcasting rights will include Alaska and Oregon. So if there are any Alaskan/Oregon anons here, enjoy your freedom for the next two years.

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37 points in 82 games does prove he has lost some of his abilities, true
6,25mil/yr for 37points isn't exactly great either..

>kuzy: yah I had a couple of rails lined up right in front of me ready to go
>kuzy: I's a good boy who dindu nuffin

Shannon desu.

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Was nice when he stopped getting shilled hard here for a while.

>The best thing about this final match up is the lack of niggers on the ice
Wow what the fuck did Shannon mean by that

No wonder no one takes this sport seriously lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=X_r0yoWhEkg

Remember when McAvoy ran Rask and no one cared and he didn't even get a hearing?

And then he did it again

streamable.com/9jfj7

Nice team you've got there, fucktoilets.

Where is Nikita Zaitsev going to be traded to?
He had a shit year on a shitty >laffs defense.
Who picks up that contract? What happens if they can't trade him and he has to actually play for the >laffs next season.

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SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK

Saw some guessing the Islanders might want him?
It was Lou who signed him back then, and he has said before that he really likes Zaitsev (and Connor Brown)
I find it hard to believe >we'll be able to offload that contract without having to do something big for it - like salary retaining (would really like to avoid this)

>no hockey for 2 days
Why is this allowed

>blues/bruins finals
Why is this allowed

have you ever played dostihy a sázky

As much as you say that, fuck no. Islanders have two very good defensive prospects and I’m pretty sure they don’t want zaitsev at all. Also dobson could replace boychuck lel

I heard we're all getting a house together and somebody already volunteered to be the maid

Nah brah, I know we've been outperformed by the 4th line all playoffs, but we gotta keep trying to complete passes with a 1/20 chance of making it to the intended target instead of shooting the puck in the slot with a 10 percent chance of scoring.

SHOOT
THE
FUCKING
PUCK

OMGELUL GUYS DRUGS ARE SO COOL KUZI DID NOTHING WRONG

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Wagie. Live your whole life making your rulers wealthier.

*dabs*

Why didn't Kuz just say he was blasting blow in Russia after winning the cup?

>Binge drink for weeks and broadcast it
Americans love it
>Get caught in a room with blow
Americans furious

nobody cares lol

>Americans furious
Proof of this? Numales love drugs, traps, and general degeneracy.

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=ea4aW6l2dDU

>try to be funny
>everyone calls you a retard

I need a Finn to give me expert analysis on why Ilves is such a meme team. Do they intentionally fail or can they not help themselves?

>refuse to watch womens hockey
>everyone tells you to have sex

twitter.com/NHL/status/1134554002702684160

>white people

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>v-vegas has no prospects since they got rid of brannstrom and suzuki
>chicago wolves literally about to sweep the calder cup final
you people are so fucking retarded lmao

>Boston & Chicago Sports // temporary Blues fan
Oh dear god

>winning in the minors translates to big league success
yikes

most top prospects play in ncaa, chl, or in europe

yeah i can remember when my team was shit and had to care about minor league results and prospects too lmao

your team still is shit doug

>vegas has no good prospects
>well those prospects won't do well in the nhl
>you're team is just shit mine isn't
What's next on the wheel of cope?

but i'm not from vegas. sorry about your garbage team m8 congrats on that calder cup.

>jest getting rid of trouba and myers and probably other guys just so they can pay patrik overrated shit laine
lmao their window closed already

which would you rather play for, a team that has retarded cat as logo or one with battle axe

hv sx

>spend your entire contract year not scoring or playing defense and playing fortnite
>still get paid
how are finns so smart

the laffs won the calder cup last year
that team is shit and so is yours asswipe

>bufooglien will be 34 and wheeler 33 next season
lmao their window is definitely closed

leafs made it further this year than any other canadian team
so cope harder I'm going to go ahead and guess seething oilels fan

>further than any other team
>lost all the same
>lost in the first round just like vegass
kek
trash cities
trash franchises
trash fanbases

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>have 2 100 point players
>still stuck in the fucking basement with every other trash canadian franchise
cope
harder
nigger
XD

how many first overalls has the city of deadmonton ruined now?

don't bother replying to ed m8, he's got the eternal seethe

>durandeau signed

Not bad. Kid didn’t impress me that much during memorial cup though

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yeah the coilers are a trash franchise too
good point nigger

They have $25,372,503 left in cap
With the current RFA/UFA:
Tanev (UFA)
Lindholm (UFA)
Hendricks (UFA)
Laine (RFA)
Hayes (UFA)
Copp (RFA)
Connor (RFA)
Trouba (RFA)
Beaulieu (RFA)
Morrow (RFA)
Chiarot (UFA)
Myers (UFA)

No 1st and 3rd round picks either for this draft

Will be a tough offseason for the Jets

and half of that cap will be spent on laine oh no NO NO

>I'm not a oilers fans I swear
sure thing faggot

wow,wow, what's with all these n-words people? Relax

Would honestly rather see the leafs win the cup than any other canadian franchise just for all of the seethe it would cause.

/hoc/ - White
/cric/ - nonwhite
Simple as

so true

does it wound you not knowing which team i cheer for?
maybe a website with accounts would ve better suited for you faggot

either leafs or habs for me

>does it wound you?
does it wound you?
>does it wound you?
does it wound you?
>does it wound you?
does it wound you?
>does it wound you?
does it wound you?
>does it wound you?
does it wound you?
>does it wound you?
does it wound you?

playing some csgo

>kangz trying to get older
For what purpose, inb4 they trade him away at the deadline.

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loser

Not too familar with the AHL but what the fuck is this home/away format?

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Habs or Canucks really. Canuck fans are pretty nice here

Minimalizing travel costs I guess.

i eat ass

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRICKET 19 STILL CAN'T BE CRACKED BECAUSE OF DENUVO

ahh yes, the old 2-3-2 format. i believe is correct in the reason why

You really just gonna sit around on /hoc/ on friday night and shitpost when there's not even a game on?

yo /hoc/

apparently this person was my great-uncle

he died today

who wants to take credit for updating his wikipedia page?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panayotis_Katsoyannis

>86

i'll punch you in the MOUTH

gonna need to see some proofs

wow so panarin basically confirmed to hongcouver now

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meet me at the spike

be there in 30 minutes

how would I even know such a guy just died?

I'll be in the red MAGA hat

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I don't know, how did you?

because my mom's cousin just called and said so!

Well congrats on the dead uncle I guess

Where is that one american that is very nice to me and not mean

It's just bants

ok, but you can update the dates in the wiki and get some credit I guess, I don't have an account there

i mean vancouver has some cool outdoorsy shit but it'd be weird if he chose that over florida

vegass fans are starting to realize how fucked they are i see.

you guys are SO silly

did he leave an inheritance?

>yfw Reilly smith and marchessault both regress to shit
>yfw fleury becomes busted and they have to play subban all year
>yfw the knights finish last in the pacific and T-mobile arena is forever empty like in Arizona
>yfw habs and sens fleeced them for good young players who have a massive impact for them
Would be GOLDEN to see that

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to the WORLD, YOU SELFISH, UNAPPRECIATING MUH'FUCKA

>if everyone just starts sucking they will be bad
Loving this cope lads, let me guess, seething pedosotans?

>trading for a manlet chink
>thinking you fleeced anybody
Oh I am laffin

Wild are fucked regardless and I feel no pain for them. Move em to saskatoon!

Wait... PEOPLE ARE GETTING HURT?!!

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Oh no

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cope

A manlet chink who’s got some good speed and puck passing. I recommended watching the OHL playoffs and all of Guelphs games. Him and ratcliffe(flyers prospect) are phenomenal

>guys speedy manlets are the future
-calgary probably

Okay this is based
twitter.com/thecbjartillery/status/1134579797802323968?s=21

and then they sucked each others dick because they live in ohio

You would like that wouldn’t you fag

GRILLIN

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wow teds dad has a nice grill

Okay stay slow and stuck in the 2000’s age of hockey :)

It's night now. Fake pic.

get a proper dry rub on that meat

It is though
Cam Atkinson is perhaps one of the best wingers in hockey scoring 35+ Goals a season and scoring 41 this season

If speedy manlets are the future of the nuhl then how come the teams in the finals are both the biggest and most physical

>the future is today

The future is not the present

Robert thomas is a good example of that player all playoffs. Although he did get fucking destroyed by krug, he’s a good example of that. I’m not saying “dude build your entire team on manlets trust me lmao”, but more build a team that can gel a good core of offense, grit and speed. The blues and bruins do both excellently and especially on the blues with their depth

clean your fucking grill you miserable slob

>Canada

still a manlet chink

>Although he did get fucking destroyed by krug
Wouldn't have even happened if Perron wasn't soft as puppy shit.

got a tickle in my throat, sure hope I am not getting sick

nick suzuki would absolutely booty blast both these shit teams

Dont Stop Believing makes me so angry as a wongs fan beacuse there is no fucking such thing as south detroit FUCKING REEEEEE

boomer neighbor is cutting the lawn again

>entire “””””””nation””””””” of cucknada bandwagoning Toronto basketball
Name a more cuck country

go give him a beer

imagine unironically watching apehoop

We should all get a house together

Anybody wanna be text buddies?

Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Am I fitting in right?

no, because then they'd have to admit one of the following
>Suter is more overrated than Tavares (true)
>Suter is a better player than Tavares (false)

date night with the girlfriend over at the bulls house tonight, lads.

This is what happens when things start getting real...MAD real

>puck not even across the line
>Orr falling down
>"iconic" photograph

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who ever made that is a shitty programmer

FUCK YOU
U
C
K

Y
O
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What do you call south detroit?

Its practically Windsor thats directly south, if anyone were to maybe consider anything to be south detroit maybe Allen Park/Lincoln Park but its more southeast

theres a dead rabbit I keep passing on my walk home, been there about a week now and I think something's been nibbling at its eyes and ears

saw a hawk the other day pick up a small rabbit and dropped it from like 70ft up, was very fucking cool

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2 times I've had a seizure when trying to quit drinking.
I'm not sure what to do anymore besides continue drinking.

if only you had a access to medical help free of charge

river rouge is like abandoned now, its where the old rouge plant for Ford used to be and theres nothing there now practically besides the shipping docks and stuff

if it aint broke don't fix it

you realize that song was written like 40 years ago right

sweden good finland bad

>abandoned now
>but referring to a song written in the 80s
hmm

yes i know im autistic, lads

dumbass, if you're an alcohol you can't quit drinking cold turkey or you could die. you need to ween yourself off it slowly

if you drink every day then start by drinking a little less every day, then eventually start trying to drink every other day, then every 3 days, then maybe once a week. if you quit cold turkey your body will go into shock

Canucks fans are the absolute fucking worst by all metrics and it's not even close. But honestly I can't really blame them by their total embarrassment of a "history"

Wow there are basedboys in St Louis. I thought they were all burly rednecks.

finally someone has the balls to say it

>has the balls to say it
is anyone actually afraid of chinks?

wow there is so much room for rent free activities in these albortions heads

Thank you Greekposter for being linked to the invention of Insulin. If it wasn't for your family I wouldn't be alive because I'm diabetic.

what parts of canada are nice this time of year?

hey max

they're pretty spooky looking to be honest

Grease hows your stomach today?

doubtful, this dude isn't even mentioned on the insulin wikipedia page. makes you think

all of them desu

*look at me i am a generational talent*
*skates circles around a generation of talentless hacks with a substance abuse problem*

as a flames fan I'm actually pretty happy that the manlet meme is getting BTFO because I long for the days of big hitters like McGrattan, Iglina, Regehr, etc. Hockey used to have balls. I don't like the new direction of dangles and cellys. Bring back the violence. Make hockey great again

type 2 diabeteetus medecine is the biggest scam there is. it's a disease you get from eating like shit and never exercising, it's why so many americans get it

you have to go back, ivan

i miss the burkie built teams that had truculence

>OLD GOOD
>NEW BAD

not gonna lie I've been a lifelong basketball fan for a few days now and it's pretty cool. I hope the craptors can beat the silicon valley s.oyboys

you mean the same teams that never won anything?

get somebody to help ween you off. DTs are not fun.

What are you fine lads doing this evening

as a flames fan, just love kicking back with the bros and watching hockey haha then sometimes maybe we'll get pissdrunk on whiskey and budweiser and start flexing each others sticks haha

this is the world we live in, people refuse to do things that take work and then demand some quick fix to the problems that arise from being a piece of shit

Medicine Ball

I'm not Max but it's kind of spooky because I know another diabetic dude named Max. He was a good friend of mine in highschool

masturabaeting

seizures are different than DTs, the latter is way less severe

Is marijuana legal all across Canada?

is there a reason canadians are not the same? it is not like your food is any different. hfcs everywhere

That takes me like about 45 seconds

yes, some provinces are jews about it though

was gonna go out with the work lads but unironically wanted to come home, drink a few beers, smoke dudeweed, and go to bed early cuz i wanna get up and do stuff early

in airports there are areas designated for smoking weed

dude no way. they're the "flames" not the "flamers"
find another sport. figureskating is pretty gay so I think you'd like it. Hockey is not for you

hfcs aka transfats got banned in canada recently. some items still have it but they were given a 2 year grace period. shit is basically poison and only serves to give food a longer shelf life

why do the best parts of canada belong to the french?

hfcs is not transfats, its glucose-fructose.

>hfcs aka transfats
what? hfcs is high fructose corn syrup.

You need supervised medical detox. The more withdrawal effects you have, the more likely you are to have them again.

everyone I know follows some shitty fad diet desu

because the French have a more aesthetically pleasing culture than the eternal Anglo. Napoleon should have never sold the Louisiana territory

based retard

you're right, i'm thinking of Hydrogenated Oil. but either way shit still got banned in canada

stay out of canada

yes, just came back from the state-run DUDE store

I think I'm good enough to make it on wheel of fortune

BC after winter and before the forest fire season is top comfy.

theres quite a few fattys but people probably exercise a bit more here. not even intense gym workout, but just a walk around the neighborhood.

why do canes fans have such a grandiose image of quebec? monteal is a nice city but you're retarded if you think anywhere else is anything special

DUDE

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You're right, but DTs can be pretty brutal as well. Hallucinations can really fuck you up mentally.

tell me your vowel buying strategy

i think canadians eat less fried food in general, while americans and mexicans love that shit

frog from montreal here, love all of you lads

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you know nothing about the french canadians. they are scum

all of canada's fatties are either in or from newfoundland

gay

kys

are you surprised? hayseeds find places like Las Vegas to be mind-blowing

the Nordiques may not be coming back, but I hope you guys eventually get the Rays from Tampa. They don't fucking deserve a baseball team.

lmao no you don't, you probably voted to secede because you hate anything english

Hadn't thought about that. Do most people have one?

baranon has to be a fatty

I quit drinking a couple of months ago. Thankfully I had only been drinking heavily for about 5 years, so there weren’t any real withdrawal symptoms, but I had been dialing back for the past year so that helped. Only problem is now a beer or two causes some weird swelling in my groin and armpits for the next few days. Apparently that’s a telltale symptom of Hodgkin’s, so that’s neat.

i was too young to vote in 1995, but i would vote to seprate from canada, not because i hate anglos, but because i love my nation, which is a different one than the canadian nation

it's true there's this one based Canadian poster who usually replies to my stuff and i reply to his stuff and we get along

Are ya'll havin' a good time out there tonight?

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not yet, but if i don't cut back on drinking i'll end up with a gut like rendy bo bandy

hello mon ami

americans will truly never understand how annoying the quebecers are

>they hate north america
>they hate anything english
>they're french snobs
>if you tell them you like hockey they'll immediately start talking about how many ancient cups they won

they suck desu

based pitbull poster

>laffs

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hey don't steal my gimmick

hey don't steal my identity

if quebec seceded from canada what would they eat? as far as I'm aware they are dairy farmers mostly

>seceding based on muh feels
if you weren't in between provinces I would just say go ahead

don't google the symptoms, it always makes you feel like shit

also they're a bunch of butt fucking socialists that expect a steady stream of equalization payments

I wonder if I have the same with another poster but we're anonymous so I'll never now

Wtf i hate Quebec now

my eyesight has been getting blurry lately so i googled my symptoms and i convinced myself i had a macular hole which scared the fuck out of me for a week but turns out it wasn't real. fuck you webmd

BC: best scenery
AB: best politics
SK: nothing good or bad just boring
MB: biggest shithole in Canada
ON: best people
QB: best beer prices
NB: half-French forest version of SK
PEI: comfiest province
NL: poorest province
NS: most undeservedly arrogant people on earth

simple as

>Kuzentsov doing coke and banging russian whores after his cup win

Wtf i love capitals now

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Damn maybe it's time I quit boozing too. I've been hitting the liquor pretty hard for a few years now also

not to mention they'll claim canadian culture but will flip out if you call something from quebec canadian

>AB: best politics
haha

NS is weird, I have family from there and it's like everyone moves there from ontario because they can't afford to live here and everyone is super into identity politics despite being entirely white

you have a pretty strong grasp on the country

ignoring that recent NDP blip ofc

>hate quebec
>don't let them leave the country
explain this lads

Sound like Southerners desu

Time for jeopardy

He was doing coke because he was sad for losing Finland in semifinals. The pic was two days after the game.

Sad really.

Kenney seems pretty based. He reminds me of Brad Wall

I don't really hate them, they're just fun to pick on.

Enjoy it before Alex Trebek croaks

it's been almost 300 years and we still gotta trot out ths separatist bullshit every few years, why can't we just be one country?

don't forget the real ones

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>tfw step-mom has a cancer scare and now is suddenly "redpilled" in cancer and says shit like he'd survive if he didn't do chemo

alberta is getting fucked in the oil jobs department to the point where there's a risk of a recession and a rise in filings for bankruptcy. but if i had to guess since you're an albertan /hoc/ poster you think your politics are "based" because you have this idea you don't have as many chinks or pajeets as any other provinces do, which you do

hopefully all the players are having a good time on their off days

I wonder how many are having sex right now

i lived in alberta for 4 years but i grew up and currently live in Ontario
obviously as the usage and/or price of oil decreases so will the amount of jobs associated with oil, nothing in the world can change that. I'm referring mostly to the size of the government which is the smallest in Canada

i guess, but all i see lately is alberta begging for the pipeline so they can sell oil to the chinks so there's nothing "best" about that

wish I could

they have a lot of oil and want to sell more of it more efficiently, nothing wrong with that
but as i said when i say "best" i mean in terms of liberty and freedom

yeah, but fuck china desu

I want the Albortian discussion to end lads

> basedboys
fuck you gookm00t
first onionboys now basedboys ??

wow how new are you

I lived in alberta for a spell before moving back to ontario too, it was nice out there. calgary was a bit fucked layout wise but it was neat how it could be -20 then +10 that afternoon

i meant to say i like quebec city and montreal. nice european architecture. not as bland as toronto. the weather is probably no worse than ontario either. a bit colder bot less mosquitoes.

I wish I could live in Canada

'cuz the only ones that were doing so kept getting canned

Gonna go play some vidya lads. I miss hockey

what do you mean. just recently, if you typed s*yboy you'd get onionboy. it must be a very recent change to basedboy. maybe it depends on the board?

>tomorrow
Fuck right off Gary. Fuck this stupid-ass two-day break bullshit. It's fucking June and they're still playing hockey. That's fucking retarded.

play with me in chel 19

For me it is Uranium City, Saskatchewan.
There should be a COD canadian warfare release about this place.

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>ONE TINY LITTLE PARTICLE of seasoning on the chicken
what the fuck is wrong with you

just got here from redd*t a few days ago

Who /kamado grill/ here?
Akorn specifically.

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How are you liking it so far?

If the Bruins lose this series and Rask is anything less than spectacular in the remaining games there will as much Tuukka hate in the Boston media. Because we can't survive without unreasonably hating a few of our athletes for some reason

verifiably false, but keep obsessing about race lol

First line will take some heat, especially if Marchand keeps going full retard

anti pipeline hippies are the biggest retards in Canada

get your fucking subject straight n*gger

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Both of the Blues' first two goals were caused by mistakes by Marchand

I have family from around there. Northern Sask is a pretty cool area

based Sven keeping us on topic

Goalies are always in the front of the line for blame desu
I reckon Marchand seemingly running out of gas(?) might get a lot of Bruins fans angry with him
The Bruins first line is getting exposed, which I believe will be the first thing people would point at, should the Bruins lose
Rask has been fantastic especially from 2nd round and onwards

Also Boston has got like zero production from their top line at all. It’s literally been their bottom 6 in guys like kuraly, coyle and nordstrom. I don’t think that the bruins can win if that keeps happening regardless. Plus the blues have tarasenko on a hot streak so who knows. I think blues in 7

any vets on /hoc/?

what is a good way to spend your day in köbenhamn?

>It's fucking June and they're still playing hockey. That's fucking retarded.
gary is losing it for letting this happen

It's funny really, a lot of the shittalking about the Bruins has been about them being a 1-line team
Now that 1st line isn't delivering (the opposite really, Marchand is absolutely terrible), and their depth pieces is keeping them afloat
Trading for Coyle has really, really paid off

imagine what shannon has been up to

want to trade passports? I would rather have top tier fast food and open carry firearms

go away shannon

Yes let's get married. I want to live on welfare in a comfy prairie province.

I always go down Stroget (the shopping-street)
Visit Nyhavn and eat there if you fancy sea-food; even if not, Nyhavn is beautiful and cozy
Tivoli is worth a go, even if you plan to not try any of the rides
Amalienborg (where our Queen lives), isn't too far from the main train station either, and is definitly worth a watch

Nah it's pretty squarely on the top lines, the Bergeron one in particular has literally been the worst line in the first 2 games. And for all the grief Chara gets he had a decent game 2. I don't blame Rask at all. Been a couple meme goals and a couple he had pretty much no chance at

i wasnt sleeping i was just resting my eyes

ströget is aids and i couldn't care less about your gay ass tivoli or queen but i truly do appreciate seafood and will have some in nyhavn next time i visit. you are a true friend preben

I will totally gay marry you. just tell me the 3 digits on the back of your moms credit card, the number on the front, and the expiration month and year and I'll start getting the paperwork ready

woah did u photoshop your eyes?

yeah some pics are fascinating. what do they do for a living there?

Haha, fair enough Sven
Glad I could be of some help anyway

mostly farming but there's oil patch work and mining up around there too.

REEEE IT WAS COLUMBUSS YEAR

Shit game

NHL 19 IS FREE FOR XBOX LIVE GOLD MEMBERS THIS MONTH
FUCKING YES

whooptie-freaking-doo
EA is running that franchise into the dirt.

At least I’d had better pro mode than 17

Might get it desu. I would never give EA money especially for a sports game.

>he doesn't play on ps4

>he plays nipstation instead of American Xbox

>he isn't a highly intelligent intellectual who plays video games on multiple platforms

pour moi, c'est quebec libre

just watched the new Rambo trailer, lads

fair point the pro mode was pretty fun in 18. I wish they would get rid of the microtransactions though

The coyle trade happened because of how fucking stupid paul fenton is. At least fletcher did some decent moves like for dubnyk, but the wild are screwed
What’s funny is that for Boston, the toughest team for them was toronto, and really because they played the speed game. However, nobody in the east besides the isles and Washington and MAYBE tampa could match what the blues are doing in terms of checking and making the bruins work. Sure boston got a shit ton of chances in the 3rd in game 2, but I think if boston played any of those teams they would have been fucked

but ps4 doesn't have Halo

can't even pretend to care about the current stan lee final 2bh

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it's been good

I'm happy that none of the teams I don't like are competing in it, but I don't really care about the outcome either.

Anyone else smoking weed

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sweep your fucking porch

clean that stem you caveman

no im straight

>2 days without hokkei

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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you have plans for tonight right, /hoc/? you arent just sitting around like some kind of loser are you?

fuck off you cock posting faggot

finna boutta make a carb smoothie then work out like a man
you?

>clean that grill
>clean that stem
every time he posts something someone tells him to clean it

Oh there’s some gay soccer shit tomorrow. Stay vigilant

he must be some sort of slob

how do >we feel about french tendies?

anyone like to freshwater fish here? thinking about buying a trolling motor.. don't know what to get

really miss fishing lads, live in a major city shithole now

Fleury seems pretty based. I think Hasek was better than Roy though

I do but I'm a kayakfag

bruins are honestly boring as fuck. aside from their 1st line they have nothing but we all pretend they're exciting just because marchand does stupid shit once in a while

you should go on a fishing trip. It's pretty early in the summer so you could make some plans

yikes

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even a couple hours north of t*r*nto you can find good fishing. must be something out there.

what's your smoothie? mine is oats, fruits, peanut butter, protein powder, and maybe some vegatables if they can fit

my problem with people smoking legal dudeweed now is that they think they're better than people who have already been smoking weed in other places where its not

damage: controlled

seething albortion or probably sam. meh

seems like obvious bait was this after the iihf?

nice, I mostly fish off riverbanks but I want to get into lake fishing. Maybe a kayak is the way to go

Business idea: relocate arizona to kansas city instead of houston

probably bait. i mean nobody cares that much even in canada.

yes

halo 3 is at dreamhack lads. really wish t2 would shut the fuck up though.

business idea: no relocations or additions for the next 25 years

had a good chuckle. I'm happy for binlan, Kappoo seems like a real champ

Banana, apple, celery, cucumber, avocado, ginger, kale, ice
I usually mix my protein powder with water or milk and drink that during + post workout

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nerd

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after thunder bay gets a team though

nice. add peanut butter, a table spoon has decent protein and it gives the smoothie a nice taste

Or I’m a normal human being

mirin'

literally me
*scratches chin awkwardly*

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Never been a fan of peanut butter desu, and there’s too much fat in it to be worth adding imo. I get enough of that from the avocado, which makes the smoothie nice and creamy

I don't go anywhere too big so it works out pretty well for me. There's some really nice ones too, looking back I would've got something a little roomier but it definitely gets the job done

>Never been a fan of peanut butter desu
neither have i, but i find it goes well in a smoothie

Maybe I’ll give it a try when I start bulking again then. Hard enough to keep calories under 2k/day

can you do kayak fishing in the pacific off the alaska coast or is it too dangerous? i mean on a nice summer day. would be cool to go as far as you can so you can no longer see the shore and maybe spot a whale or two and then go back.

For me, it’s knowing that this draft will be decent but have some good depth in it

youtube.com/watch?v=5aCXVqIE6us

"This is a classic case of a guy not wanting to play in Toronto".

>decent
there's so many good players that 4-10 is a guessing game

I don't know, I mean I know there's plenty of people who kayak fish in the ocean but as for whether some certain area is suitable I have no idea. I would think so as long as precautions are taken. Would never catch me out there though. Don't really like saltwater anyways

This draft is so weak I only know one player

Sammy La Flame
Hahahahahaha. Based and redpilled me

Dumb casual burger who doesn’t have the time to autism into every fucking prospect available

lol casual

I miss 2008-2015
youtube.com/watch?v=2_nQ-GNdo3E

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Mintpilled sam
Is what you should have replied me with

for me, it was that last wongs/hawks series

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I was there in the standing room only upper deck.
No regrets.

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Man. It's awfully fucking gay in here. Or at least it was before I showed up. At least winnipeg jet is trading glory boy sissy trouba. They should send him to Edmonton for draisatl and a 1st then They can Jets take 1rd overall and draft maxime 2020 imo

gr8 series, bants all around

pretty interesting. I didn't even know Zaitsev wanted out. I can't really blame him though. The media narrative all year was that the Leafs defense was trash.

>r*dditwings vs chir*ddit
Every seat was standing room only because your asses was sore from gay fucking eachother

Jets Stanley cup x4 Laine is a hockey god

was actually watching the game with ur mom

Trouba for zaitsev a first and a third. Y/N?

in all thy sons command. beautiful

Thanks
Sorry nope. My mom's not one of your transexual ass fuck buddies. She's a real playoffs hockey fan. Not gives a fuck about some overplayed redditor series like you queermo

Meet me at the Spike pussy

Should have known it was same, forgive me for giving him a you lads

Just came in your moms vagina

I can't. After last summer when I said I'm going to my fortress in the forest. I've been there forever.

it warms my heart that Sam still posts here. his posts always make me laugh

the owner of the spike actually banned sam because even he was a bit too much for the already degenerate patrons

Reminder hayes was the reason why winnipeg lost the series

Got plenty queen's in my hotel all they need is drink and that dank

are you the guy who lives in whiteshell all year?

Hey Sam guess what? your Jets suck. Cheer for a real team you puss

Like the bluejackets

imagine what lienay is up to tonight

Sam isn't cool enough to cheer for the flames. We are an exclusive and elite group of hockey fans

>when he cheers for the 3 time AVCO World Cup champ Jets

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I don't really like you guys. I just come here because I am an addict. I will get help. Later though. Are you guys playing chel and drinking kokanee tonight? It's the patrician offseason hockey pastime

is that some sort of mickey mouse cup?

Not really hard to achieve when the only stars in the WHA are Hull and washed up Howe

go back into hiding ya cowboy larper

There should have been hockey tonight.

I don't really like you either but sort of do at the same time yung sammy. for me it's getting drunk and watching Kenny Vs Spenny episodes on youtube

>tfw have to solve 10 captchas while ted can freely post his bong and cock

NHL is a hotdog and a handshake fed. Gretzky was dirt in the WHA. jets got cheated when they switched leagues. Jets literally invented European hockey players, like finland and stuff is only bevause of the jets so even though Canada lost last weekend. The jets didn't. Even now still especially. Even sharing armia with the smelly frenchmen. Is basically thanking you for saint Boniface. Sami, Kris, Pate. Jets have best chains in the league

I'm not in hiding, I just have better things to do than post on /hoc/ all hours of the day. This general is a shell of it's former glory anyways

yeah too bad they never won shit thogh lmao

exactly what an albortion would say

can you swallow a whole hotdog?

t. never rode a horse
I laugh at you hippy

>former glory
>as if there was ever anything glorious about Yea Forums

Reminder that Finland had a wha team

no but i once went to a circus and got to ride an elephant so suck a dick raj

truly a grim league

Jets boomer meme:
Picture of bud light can with fag paint on it *fat security guard stands in front of door*
Picture of Jets Budweiser whiteout can *fat security guard opens door and motions you in*

We talkin' a 7-Eleven dollar dog or a Costco 1/2 pounder?

i can't even swallow pills

I rode a horse once it was wildly mediocre and my nuts hurt for like 6 hours after

Godamn those Costco hotdogs alone are almost worth the membership price
Too bad nothing else there is

don't lie you missed me, right? what would canucks fans do without flames fans to beef with? we are like best friends honestly

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>he doesn’t get prime cuts of beef from costco
Fucking pleb

you don't enjoy getting potato salad in giant containers?

that's because your nuts are soft from poor diet

you guys are okay i guess

I don't think about flames fans at all. Entirely indifferent. Nobody gives a fuck about your 3 manlets and your hindu dyke mayor and your one year wonder goalies

this mofo knows whats up.. Costco meat is a whole nother level

For me, it's shopping at the co op

i keep telling you niggers to not sleep on 7/11 food. their buffalo wings are amazing

it hasn't rained in the pnw in like 3 months. this weather is fucked

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don't pretend we aren't rivals. remember the last time you went to the playoffs? 5 years ago but it feels like yesterday

the taquitos are pretty bomb too. they give you wicked farts though so you gotta use caution

I really really like this picture. mind if I save it?

calm down k******

what's taquitos again? i only remember their chicken, hot dogs and their spring rolls. pizza is pretty good too

they're the little cigar-sized burrito things. the jalapeno cheddar ones are wicked tasty.
but they give you T-rex farts so you gotta be careful, they will melt the paint off your walls

who else /shitfaced/

i'm about to go buy beer in a few mins

what team do you think will have the best bounce-back year? I feel like the Canes are prime candidates with the young talent like Svech and Aho

Just got started lad

Gonna grab three beers so I can stay hydrated and don't have to run to the fridge during my workout

bounce back implies they were good, then bad, then bounced back to good. how many teams can even fit that description

was gonna stay up and play some vidya but i just cant do it. goodnight hoc

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how many of you type with all 10 fingers? i realize i still type like a retard, but quite fast. 4 fingers on the left, 2 on the right. i use my index finger far too much

Good question. Ottawa has been good then bad for a number of years now. Maybe they can get into the playoffs again next season. Tkachuk junior looks pretty promising, and if they draft well they could have a solid roster. They'll need a better tendie than Craig Anderson though

no way, ottawa doesn't even have a top center anymore. they're gonna be tanking insanely hard next season, but they'll be stacked with draft picks. if they're lucky the snes can land lafreniere who is apparently a hockey god

I use 8. Are you actually supposed to use your thumbs?

and pinkies

why does the nhl insist on having the nucks and kangz play in utah for the preseason. mormons dont like hockey

From what I've read the upcoming draft has a lot of offensive talent. Ottawa could come out on top with all the picks they've gotten. It will be interesting to see how it all plays out

Kansas City is a shitty sports town. Obnoxious people.

the avs have the snes 1st round pick this year

Mormon jesus does
How good is lafreniere though? And what’s his CHL team? And if he does go to ottawa does he become a daigle clone?

uhm hockey is for every one

me lad

holy shit what happened? an accident?
yes i have 10 fingers but i think most of us do

ah sorry my bad i misread
i thought you asked how many fingers we have
yeah same, i use 4 probably

Minnesota Wild redemption arc soon

next thread better be proper

the game this past pre season was pretty fun, i got too baked for it though

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well he's the type of player that people start talking about when he's 15, i would say he's the next lindros. big, can skate, can shoot, can do anything

do you lads bring dude to the game?

What

also people have already begun talking about shane wright since he was given exceptional player status but he'll be in the 2022 draft

fortnite

Costco meat is mass produced low grade turboshit
Look up videos of worms crawling around under the skin of Costco salmon

weed isn't really a social drug desu, rather get drunk

Thumbs are all I use
t. Phoneposter

>fish is meat
Unless its local caught I srsly hope you don't eat fish

so i went to my local government regulated alcohol store and it was fucking PACKED. i couldn't find the beer i wanted so i just grabbed a 12 pack of beer from the tree brewing company so i'm hoping it doesn't suck dick

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