The best male player

>the best male player
>the best female player
>both have the Zodiac sign Cancer

Why is the Crab so based?

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>a fucking leaf

who here /pisces/?

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Damn, Burger's girls looks like THAT ?

Ronaldo is Aquarius, bro

Carli Lloyd is a Cancer, yes.

Who else /ophiuchus/ here?

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>a fucking ordem e progresso

Bull is easily the coolest

*blocks your path*

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>cancer
>69
dude sex lmao

Libra Soccer Players

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 37.
Mesut Ozil, 30.
Diego Costa, 30.
Roberto Firmino, 27.
Olivier Giroud, 32.
Trent Alexander-Arnold, 20.
Francesco Totti, 42.
Alisson Becker, 26.

step aside inferior zodiacs

Players born early in the year has an advantage at youth level and generally are more likely to end up successful.

My mom's also cancer, i don't see your point.

*blocks thy path*

both RONALDO and mullel are better than misshit and penaldo BTW

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The best female player is Christine Sinclair. Like not even close

Scorpio has drake. im sorry we win thread closed

I cucked a regular at my gym by fucking his girlfriend last night. AMA

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For me, it's Aries
famousbirthdays.com/astrology/career/aries-soccerplayer.html

we also have pele and maradona

Capricorn has the best managers though.

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reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Who picks these pictures yikes

Literally full overrated players and flops, with the exception of Lampard

Yea they alrigth after drake i guess

Ha, taurus sucks. Sagittarius the only star sign that matters.

in britain, a majority of top players are born in the latter (post-september) half of the year, because at a young age, they're noticeably physically superior to their classmates in school and get scouted early on

at least this used to be the case, probably less so these days

which game was it?

He unironicaly took this astrology shit seriously

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Bale has cancer? damn won't make fun of his balding anymore

my colleague puts her and her mother's similar personalities down to their shared star sign
i pointed out that me and my dad have similar personalities despite having different star signs but she couldn't grasp what i was getting at

me

Game of life

I dont care what you say, Alex Morgan is a legit 10 by sport girl standards

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>tfw 27 year old uni educated boomer reading astrology

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>Alex Morgan
>not based Ada

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Now you remember chicharito.

that explains all the crying and bitching around meaningless things

>23 years old
>looks 40
fucking nordics

Fell in love with a Cancer woman but she didn't want me lads

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fags

Who /taurus/ here

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Imagine the smell

i was born in the same day and same year as diego costa

based also do not post it

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>hulk ahead of rvp

10 replies and ill poast the roast

She has a weird nose

Based

best athletes/sports personalities are Aquarian.
>ronaldo
>mourinho
>jordan
>gretzky
>babe ruth
and many more! bleacherreport.com/articles/48517-all-time-greatsruth-jordan-gretzky-brown-etcall-aquarians
and we're just cool people
>t. born january 31

so what astrology portals do u follow guys

1

all the ones that tell me my failures in life are just down to bad luck and that i'll find the man (woman) of my dreams soon

so guardian?