But Tom, the PFA don't supply cocaine

>Erm... I could aks

Top fucking lad

Seen in Leicester a few months back smashed out of his brains at 11am, cleaning his teeth in a puddle.

This week on Travel Man: 48 hours in Medellin with Maradona and Gazza

Holy BASED! Thank god I never ever did cocaine and never will.

Fuck this faggot for posting this online, should have went to the police.

Gazza got rogered by Purple Aki

What happened to Paul Gaschognie

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hahahaa

poor guy

truly a motivator to stay off the drogas.

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He was literally that kid that shit in the class fishtank. Add millions of pounds and 30 years of free drink and coke, and here you go.

Never try coke lads. Shit grips you like a vice.

Or just don't be a fag boy and not get addicted to it?

Zoomer here, was he actually good? Same for George Best etc, or are they hyped up like Beckham

Best was a footballer god
Gascoigne was like if Rooney wasn't shit

He was good but not Best good. Everybody remembers the meme goals but he was inconsistent as fuck.

>hyped up like Beckham
you're a zoomer alright

is my autism flaring up again or is this not particularly emotive at all? not many people have been a massive celebrity then a rich nobody in a short period of time like gazza, and drugs are probably the only way to recreate the feeling he had in his glory days. it's all understandable and kinda logical

Guy was gassed until he said coke

>slowly killing yourself in the most depressing and embarrassing way is logical

According to this he has ADHD.

obviously, apart from
>The 45-year-old MP was found lying on a kitchen table in his terraced home
>He was naked apart from a pair of stockings and a bin-liner over his head
>Milligan was also discovered with a single segment of orange in his mouth

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coke is not a bad thing
infact being able to afford to do it is a achievement

youtube.com/watch?v=C1N8dje28rQ

Jesus christ

Look at the disappointment on the black lad's face. Sad

>plz cooceene
My fucking sides

Coke is dog shit

>completely ignoring my point
this is why the rest of this site laughs at this board

> The football legend was buying 35 lines of coke, the total of his favourite numbers 16 and 19.

> He would sort the drug into 35 strips but snort only the 16th and 19th - a slave to his obsessive compulsive disorder - and throw the rest away.

He could just rearrange the rest of the cocaine and make new lines right?

oh no the nerds are laughing at us again
scuttle back to whatever shithole board you've crawled out of before i embarrass you lad

When taken into custody last week he was so addled he forgot two watches, one a gold Rolex with diamonds worth tens of thousands.

Police found both hidden behind a ceiling tile in his room at the Hilton in Gateshead.

He had become paranoid and told officers the IRA and the "White House" were "after him".

honestly, the best thing for him is to put him down. not even being edgy.

Probably for the best he didn't, really

> dog shit

you're thinking of hash

and usually it's camel shit instead of dog

how the fuck can he still afford all this?

There is miles better stuff out there. Weed and hash are shit too

"He was spending up to £2,000 a day on cocaine. One individual could not snort that amount of the drug.

"In fact, he was sorting out 35 lines but would only take his favourite line numbers 16 and 19. Then he was throwing the rest away, which must have been costing him thousands.

The fallen idol had been giving drug dealers his bank card to go and take his money out. He was also paying a taxi firm to deliver whisky and vodka to his room.

How based can one guy be?

Didn't he once show up at a shoot-out between police and a mass murderer because he was convinced the murderer was his brother while in a dress carrying a fishing rod and cooked chicken?

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why is cocaine so popular these days?

He was detained after incidents at the Marriot Hotel close to his home in Dunston, Gateshead, and the Malmaison in Newcastle.

Staff said he was drunk, appeared naked and walked around with plastic parrots.

Post war generations are /weakmind/.

Makes dumb people feel smart and like a rockstar. Would much rather take something hallucinogenic or euphoric.

It's everywhere.

Yes

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ahhhhhhhhh hard as fuck are we?
nonce

Paul Gascoigne, the former England footballer, arrived in Rothbury to offer his support for Raoul Moat, the fugitive who was tonight in confrontation with armed police.

Talking to Real Radio Northeast, the 43-year-old appeared to suggest he had brought Moat, 37, a "can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep warm".

Gascoigne added: "He is willing to give in now. I just want to give him some therapy and say 'come on Moaty, it's Gazza'.

"He is all right – simple as that – and I am willing to help him. I have come all the way from Newcastle to Rothbury to find him, have a chat with him."

Gascoigne, who has battled with drink for much of his adult life, is a frequent visitor to Rothbury as the fishing is good locally.

"I guarantee, Moaty, he won't shoot me. I am good friends with him," he said.

theguardian.com/uk/2010/jul/09/paul-gascoigne-raoul-moat

what do you recommend, garçon?

cheap and easily available

social media whore cancer hyping themselves up

i hate coke. such an awful, awful comedown. off it for life

Just take more lmao.

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that his daughter?

Former daughter by marriage (not blood), she still uses the name though
She got her tits out all the time back in the day

Step-daughter. Mum and Gazza divorced but she kept his name to help her slut career

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What does this expression convey?

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disappointment, never meet your heroes, etc.

That right there, is 'sheerdisappointment.png'

the guy's so gassed and then his face when he hears gazza open his mouth
not sure if it's more funny or sad

The poor lad looked so happy to meet him

based gazza and red-pilled black man

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he would probably suck his dick for it
genuinely sad

>I feel kinda bad but I'm still posting this online for clout lol

>no cheeky benzo for the come down

One of my mates did this in Prague once. So embarrassing.

yeah that's why he said it

This is what happens when you do drugs
No sympathy

sobers you up quickly and is "cool"
really stupidly expensive though. I live in California and people do way too much blow before bar hopping

Never meet your heroes

>these days

It's been popular since the 70's. It's popular because it makes you feel super confident/fired up and you still feel kind of in control unlike you might do with mdma, ket etc. It's quite fun but not worth the expense imo. Literally everyone I know who moved to London started doing it every weekend lol.

a good zoot is nice mate, and coke can be fun sometimes
a bag on a night out is usually a waste of time/money though
mandy and acid are my favourites

Just put the cunt out of his misery already

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>It's popular because it makes you feel super confident/fired up and you still feel kind of in control unlike you might do with mdma, ket etc
this is it
you can do sniff on a normal night really, can't really do that with mandy

robbie doesn't sniff the coke, gazza should have known better.

i've never done any drugs lads :)

you mean illegal ones surely

AHM COMIN' DOWN, WOBBIE

naut tired at all, wob. propa energy 3 days straight, lad.

good lad

It’s fun as fuck nerd

>same age as my dad
fucking hell he looks like 15 years older at least
don't do drugs kids, it's ok to try heroin once though

truly a top lad. it basically meant yes but he's not going to say that on camera. On a side note, I didn't know blacks in other countries pronounced it "aks". I thought that was a burger hood thing.

>One day, while Venners was taking training, all the players were on the pitch in a circle around the halfway line. Gazza was late. As always, the boss was asking me where he was.

>Just as I was about to make an excuse, Gazza turned up with someone alongside him, carrying a brown sack. The sack was moving, as if something was in it, and as Venners was about to rollick Gazza for being late, the bag was opened and an ostrich ran out wearing a Spurs shirt.