Why does he like drinking out of that coconut so much?

Why does he like drinking out of that coconut so much?

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i'd drink out of her coconuts if you sniff my whiff

He's addicted to caffeine

I can't stand this fucking roided midget

But i wanna fuck his wife so bad

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it's a pretty popular drink an argentina and south of hueland

>tfwnpgf

it's a pumpkin

i don't get it

i got that but it's pretty strong so i brew it in a french press instead

>The consumption of hot mate tea is associated with oral cancer,[35] esophageal cancer,[36] cancer of the larynx,[36] and squamous cell cancers of the head and neck.[37][38] Studies show a correlation between tea temperature and likelihood of cancer, making it unclear how much of a role mate itself plays as a carcinogen.[36]
rip messi :(

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the consumption of any hot drink is carcinogenic

We may never find out

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Didn't realise his wife was so fat is Messi a chubby chaser?

It's filled with Antonella's breast milk

Less than %2 percent of cancer in argentina are related to throat, oral, esophageal or larynx. The same as the rest of the world. And Argentines consume ludicrous amounts of mate every year, that study is so fake

Messoy cant even get a /fitt/ girlfriend

she so fat

> Implying the mate conglomerate would not manipulate official statistics to keep on selling their cancerous drink

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It's what champions drink

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>ywn get to pump a baby into Antonella

Feelsgoslingman

>having sex with fat girls

these are actually the only two phenotypes that exist in argentina

how does he know messi was upset, and that it was his way to show he was?

what a fatass lmaoooooo

Explain why he chokes

Cringe

I wanna pump my semen in to Antonella's womb, bros

chi

lolwut?!

>Having sex

Oh God what a dream!

Explains why everything Sudacas say is cancer incarnate

God I’m so fucking lonely I’d do anything to even just cuddle with a girl

I never in my life heard of people having mouth cancer, and as this guy says, people drink mate as if their life depended of it

both extreme hot beverage and cold beverage cause cancer. the best way to consume a drink is room temperature.

Won’t the kid turn out retarded if you give him caffeine that young?

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>Implying that study is not funded by the British Tea Corporations, to protect their monopoly and stop the mass spreading of mate and mate products and subsecuent fall of tea sales all around the world.

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>virgin 2 hand holder sip vs chad single handed drinking

>2nd best footballer in the world
>can only attract an absolute fattie
Wut?

t.lowtest

Have you guys tried mate? I'm of the opinion that mate is the main reason for the high intensity work ethics of Uruguay/Argentina teams, as opposed to the samba / jogo bonito of Brazil.

Coffee makes you nervous and moody, tea makes you calm, collected and your upper lip stiff, but mate makes you talk non stop and it gives you this seemingly endless, clean boost for several hours. Perfect for a footballer.

Cause its good.

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>tfw you will never suckle Antonelas breasts

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But mate is consumed in Brazil too, either Chimarrão in cold places (the South) or tererê in hot places (north/northeast).

I, too, want to ejaculate inside Antonella's womb, if you know what I mean.

Ronaldo gf is so much more hotter, fuck this nigger

Fake and gay
this but in the patagonia

nigger

Why did Messi have to ruin his white genes with some random hood nigger?

>imagine being a poor kid in argentina
>playing football with your best friend when his cute cousin wants to hangout
>tell her you’re gonna marry her one day but she doesn't believe you because you're a poor midget
>leave argentina and become GOAT
>comeback and learn cute cousin has become hot model so you dump babies into her and marry her

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nooooooooooooooo think of the advertisers

>become goat
>girl comes to you
>get her ex killed in an "accident"
>humiliate the girl and her ex in bed while slapping her ass with golden shoe

autist, get out of my secret place

fuck off faggot, what are you on about

you need to fuck off and go back, I'm the only chile allowed on Yea Forums

m8 esta lleno de chileno sp
newfag reqlo

im unironically drinking bout 1L of mate everyday

based cancer poster

Thank God you guys haven't started mixing yet.

I really hatw that yerba in brazil is so neon green and also so thin. Also it always has a flat top like your picrelated, it looks almost plastic, or atleast with a bunch of unatural modifications

What does this shit even taste like? Do you put ridiculous amounts of sugar in it like Americans do with so much of their tea? Milk?

>sugar
Only faggots do that

So is it comparable to a tea?

because south americans never figured out how to make a decent cup of tea

because he had a plastic spoon in his mouth silly

yeah pretty much
closer to green tea

He already looks retarded so not much will change

Mint tea > zaatar > ice tea > whatever that shit is

>tfw frenchoïds don't make mint tea as good as my granny's back in Fès

Fès is my fav city in Morocco
(haven't been to the north yet)

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no where near green tea. it's fucking bitter as hell. looks like literal grass clipping from your mower. disgusting drink. if you want some energy drink a monster 0 cal

>using your kid as a table