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PUT EM

first for paire is winning RG

KAMAN GOOFY DON'T FUCK THIS UP

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Allez for Rafa!

M U G U
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How do I achieve this body?

Djokovic looks better than Nadal so far???
but he did not play goffin yet

Why is Mahut so good, lads

boris who do you think the best looking male player on tour?

INNA COFFIN

>NADAL

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Goofy takes the set and the moral victory

>but he did not play goffin yet
that's the spirit vodka bro

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>Bencic
Just kys you useless fat slut

and now he's going to shatter his ankle or something again

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men tennis: 2 hours played, real match begins
women tennis 2 hours played, 2 matches finished

Xisca reconsidering their engagement after that display

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>the absolute state of jt:

epic post

>Benshit
Hope she dies of a heart attack desu

this is sad :/

>betting on women tennis

noo, I'll have to leave. I don't want to miss the rest of the match

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record it and avoid spoilers

based goffin draining nadull's energy so djokovic can beat him in the final

It's inevitable lads
Nadal looking beatable over 5

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>not betting
it's free money

>bencic
Welp at least she go back to vulturing ITF tournaments again

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grow pair of balls

no shame in losing a set to GOATing Goffin

it's ogre nadal has won

ogre

more than half of women in the stadium would leave their husband in the moment to fugg with Nadal

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>ppopopopopopo
Remind me, why do we allow the french to host a grand slam again ?

>we
who are you

said the country that forces players to wear a stupid uniform

It's called class, you savage

class is over. we're not in school anymore

Some of you should be

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lol I actually am in school haha x

don't you cucks do the same in cricket?

>both teams wearing white

behold the face of utter destruction

>Stephens

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in Test cricket, yeah. I actually like Wimbledon lol. was just shitposting

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happens with fat people quite often

>Svitolina
>Disabled comments on new Instagram post

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why? what happened in her last post

>Nadal drops a set
Absolute fucking shambles, no way he wins it this year.

this

>check the previous post
>the salty betfags are there
like clockwork

if it doesnt work out with xisca, nadal can always try mugu. they look like sisters anyway.

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The shot clock isn't making these matches faster desu now Nadal just autistically glances at it to know how much time to waste

See

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>they look like sisters anyway.
Xisca being the much more attractive sister

angry betfags

damn, I feel bad for the players

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Cute.

Bencic had some madlad saying he was gonna kill her and her mother and fuck their corpses.

betfags are a blight upon all sports, especially during RG

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You can still post on her GEMS account
twitter.com/CCSMOOTH13/status/1134260643798892545

looks like this black girl has gotten fatter since last GS. And just how many of those eastern european giant women are there?!

>nadal dropping a set just to keep the crowd entertained
absolutely DUNEGOD

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Is the stream free in Belgium?

LMFAO. Today?

Just realized her eyes are her best feature

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Nadal's first serve in this game is fucking atrocious

yeah, RG is broadcasted by public channel

>alize is one of the worst wta players
he's not wrong about that atleast

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Cute, that something for you Ethiopanon?

Cool.

pls delet

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We need to go... thiccer

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ain't deleting shit

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Alize Cornet, not that jobber

Do they not test for PeD's in womens tennis?

would get slammed by and then run away with my broken pelvis

What I don't like about Rafa now: his serve is not good enough(not perfect), in terms of speed/accuracy and double faults

plus he lacked confidence in certain moments today in 3rd and 4th sets

he is pro and should became more concentrated in 2nd week, then he will beat Djokovic in 3 sets

other courts too?

According to Serena, she's the only woman who ever gets tested. The World Tennis Association is racist as shit, see.

they do, thats how a certain russian woman was caught
serena has always been a big fucking musuclar kid, its just that she focuses more on power than speed, where as most players are like a 40/60% speed/agility to power ratio, she's more like 25% speed and 75% power. also understand she comes from an era where women tennis was more fun/less upsetting to watch than it is today.

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rip mahut ;_; never see him on singles again, maybe doubles

>World Tennis Association
Every time

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still cannot believe someone had sex with this beast and impregnated it and not only that but the birth was successful (wish it wasn't) and yet there were complications with the birth that were linked with abuse of testosterone and performance enhancing drugs and yet nobody says a word about it and he is free to continue to play and dominate womens tennis.

Mayer cries while farewelling Mahut ;_:

>yet there were complications with the birth that were linked with abuse of testosterone and performance enhancing drugs and yet nobody says a word about it and he is free to continue to play and dominate womens tennis.
proofs? I'm actually curious

lel imagine getting retired by LEO MAYER
j U s T

>(wish it wasn't)
imagine hating a professional athlete you've never met with this much passion

your daily reminder that serena hasn't won a title since having reddit's baby

truly the hero we need

>(wish it wasn't)
pretty sad m8

i feel sorry for the kid having those two as parents

LETS GO STAN THE GOAT
BEST BACKHAND IN THE GAME

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>career ending pregnancy

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Cute.

tattoos on tennis players always look trashy desu

>no more meme shorts
Sad!

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she can't roid anymore since the blood clots or whatever epo shit she was doing

>(wish it wasn't)
Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge, Skippy

Tell Pliskova

>Kuzmova
Absolute unit

He's too tall for tennis greatness

Will she ever be good again, lads?

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The Williams sisters are built to solidly and train too much for the womens side of the game to be fair. Why is this allowed?

Mugu wasn't playing her best two years ago, and the french crowd was eating her up. Yelling, screaming, booing, the ref could barely stop them. When the match was finished she cried and even cried during the press conference. It's why she doesn't like RG.
My waifu is made out of glass despite her intimidating exterior

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muffin

shes also one of the meanest women in the WTA, somewhat surprisingly. there are videos of which she has fights with her coach about how to play and what shes doing wrong
its that hearteating latin american side of hers, truly

well at least i can own sharp things

Yacaré and Topo are through, based.
If la torre wins hus next match, this RG would've been a pass for the argentines

Whos booing?

Even the men's ones are cringey

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>french crowd
>who's booing
all of them

She was never good. She won shit in her career and pulls this attitude. Biggest drama queen ever!

you on the Cuckrinka match? keep hearing these weird crowd noises

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But Sumyk is a dick doe. Also apparently he refuses to let any of his players make friends on tour

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can someone ask this crowd to fuck off

Kek apparently it is fans booing because Wawrinka-Dimitrov is not on the main court as it was supposed to be.
So they stand before the stadium and boo.

>making friends on tour
kek

muguruza wins rg

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yeah apparently it was the people on SZ who though they would get a good match after that shitshow from the women.
And now the court is full and they can't get in.

oh shit, that's right. it was supposed to be on Lenglen

t. sharapova

I didn't knew that. The more I learn apparently.
Maybe Nole's sociopathyic relationship with angry crowds feeding him energy would rub off on her.

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looks kind of empty

that's pretty based from the crowd though. fuck the organisers for this trainwreck of a schedule

>Shockingly bad, Yank-tier comeback
That's a yikes from me, Bruce

PLEASE UNDERSTAND US FRENCHMEN ONLY WANT TO SEE BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG TENNIS. NO PLACE FOR UNDERHANDED CRYBABIES.

And that's why RG is at the very least top 2 in tennis.

she looks like bencic
inb4 faceblind meme

She looks like a nightwalker

>Eurosport player (Discovery Communications) didn't automatically renew my subscription nor charge me

Based (compared to Swiss money sharks)

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Holy fuck Tsitsitipas. Fucking stop jobbing.

It's true
Bencic's Google tracker pic looks like a low res pic of Biancs

how's california, jenz?

Real talk, Tsitsipas is the future, he is so agile, yet so lanky : built for winning.

is that why they relentlessly drain the cocks of french players and boo their foreign opponents? I wish djokovic's mental attitude of seeing the crowds as worthless insects was implanted into everyone

built new stadiums
>no lights
match of the day
>played on the 4th court

pour moi, c‘est France

you now remember when sloan dated just succ

I only lived in SF and I remember having to literally step over homeless people just to get down the street

Uve got no idea the kind of talk frenchplayers get : they get destroyed. There are very real jokes about how frenchmen are losers @RG.

No girls left after the second day? Garcia gets asked why is there a generational gap (ergo, ur shit) just after her loss.

>djokovic's mental attitude of seeing the crowds as worthless insects

Uhmmm

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Khachanov will win a slam before him
Of all sub-24s, he's the best

Tsi is so narcissistic I think he'll end up being a massive flop

also
>arranging the MOTD at the end of the fucking day so they don't complete it before sundown
absolute morons

seethe harder, street shitter.

Not with that neckbeard, he won't.

Wait do you buy a ticket for each match? Commentator saying these people outside could not just go and watch Tsitsipas.

>in france
>decide to eat indian food
yep, sloan stephens is a pleb

nah, you're wrong. Tsitsipas has grit. he's gonna be a star

RG doesn't have sessions

No, it's because it's the end of the day and the stadium is soldout yet, with the number of noshows, they allow people who got tickets for other shittier courts to go there

and it's getting worse by the year

He really believed he'd after beating Federeddit in the qf at the AO
Then Nadal publicly undressed him and he looked like a lost boy

Say something interesting about Wawrinka, Dimitrov, Kuzmova or Konta

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*He'd arrived

Stan's gf (Vekic) is 11 years younger

They all have balls.

yeah so what? he's getting better. he's just a small kid who doesn't know how to fight but he's getting better everyday. 2bh most players don't realise how different Rafa's balls are. I've heard them say they're surprised by how heavy it is. I'm sure he learnt a lesson that day. and he did beat him later on so that's progress

North America isn't a good place for tennis, desu

Kuzmova is fat

I saw Wawrinka the other day. He looked a bit fat, chubby even.

>memetet
youtube.com/watch?v=LGasocwnlSY

>Vekic
Fuck she hot

I still remember when Dimitrov got a special snowflake designer Nike outfit

kek

Kuzmova is hot

Hilarious shit. Taking urself so seriously when u play in a shitty gymnasium

huh

Also played really well today.
She can hit hard.

idk

Straight Busta, Pouille? Basilashvili, uhm... idk.
Paire? Mahut?
Ruud seemed ok today
Chardy? Monaco? French/italian guys seems to be ok more oftne that others(the same for their women ;)))))

Tsitsipas? Have good facial bone structure but his face is somehow kinda.... too sweet? narcisistic? idk

Goffin is kinda goofy. Like if he was less little bit less french and little bit more germanic/nordic/scandic, he would be definitely handsome

There was Italian guy who have Caro's ethnicity, but he is hot handsome unlike her being beautiful

women consider Dimitrov and Verdasco and Fognini nice, but for me not so much, wel Fogninin > Verdasco > Dimitrov if you want to ask me to rank them


out of big three: nadal.
federer and djokov definitely not corocidelds, but nadal looks better on court(idk how in suit)

Match made in heaven, then.

>Alize Cornet, not that jobber
oh okay, she is one of the worst in the WTA yes

they broke up

pic?

I'd bend over for GriGOAT, (no homo)

>There was Italian guy who have Caro's ethnicity, but he is hot handsome unlike her being beautiful
Berrettini?

Konta is wife material. Cute, grown up, strong, confident, loyal. Not some clubbing Robbson or Swan or 'le young slavette', but very refined women. Chose her and you won't regret it in 20 years

anabel croft is cuuute
did she did interview of Djokovic day ago?


why? russia is worse anyway


he have ripped abs, google it

>Chose her and you won't regret it in 20 years
Alright I'll think about it

Rewatch the Rd of 32 match between El Toro and Karen

If this guy doesn't win a hard court slam by his 25th bday I'll eat my own dick

No he doesn't. He's chubby. 13/15% BF. Chunky would be the right word.

explain?

Born the 21th of May. Meaning, he's got one year left. If you count all slams, that'd be 8 slams. Actually, a lot less. u just lost ur dick lol

who record the challenger games? what for?

NOT THE BEES!!!

no, lonzo or lorenzo some kind of.
he is 1995 or 1991 born, about 191 cm tall

i saw someone mentioned him next to caro in youtube chat of pirate stream few months ago

The /bet/ Mafia.

Hater

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>he have ripped abs, google it
No he's just good with camera angles and ring lights. Zverev does the same thing despite being hungry skeleton tier

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U said Hard surface : one left this year ; 2 next year, then the AU before his 25th birthday. U punkd urself.

>the state of this year's RG

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EBJK

GET REKT, FATTY

He will 100% take one of them
Idk if my liver will last that long but I'll be proven right regardless

hot

konta is actually looking alright i am shocked

>inb4 he wins Wimbledon but loses all other slams

Which has the worst crowds, USO or RG?

Miami

All Asians tournaments

list of wife material:
Konta
Garcia
Kerber
Halep
Swiatek (she was 17 day ago, so maybe she is still a virgin and not into 'casual relationships')
Kudermetova (married her first kiss and first sexual partner if you are wondering)
Flipkens a cute
Bertens
Kontaveit
Martic
Hercog

list of wife material, but have some doubt(a little bit doubt because of their uncertainity and not being ready for till-the-grave stuff):
Petkovic(?)
Goerges(?)
Vikhlyantseva(?)
Cirstea(?)
Mugurusa(?)
Pliskovas(?)
Siniakova(?)
Rybarikova(?)
Strycova(?)
Swan(?)
Ostapenko(???)
Mandy Minella and Mattek Sands seemed cute and they are married
Kuznetsova is married for 10+ year or idk, she keeps private life low profile

That't only those whom I recalled.

out of past gen:
Mauresmo
Sanchez
Sabatini
Annabel Croft
Hanchutova(?)

and akso forgot some qt blonde from eastern erurope, with a headband(well i saw her on YT but idk her persnally)

does Stan have frosted tips?

>that net cord
ouch

greentext + dimemetrov

who is panties on the right?

She's in form desu. Two clay finals already... She lost both, but still.

srry, what?

>all american men are out
lmao just lmao

then who was panties?

Who is her coach? Don't remember her coaching during outside GS season, seems like he does his work well

she was always pretty, but i still /r/ her pics of age 16-23, i just recalled i never seen her being younger than 25 years old

Fuck, you reminded me that Big John has a broken foot. Better find some steel plating for his feet, he's got a SW19 semi to defend next month.

Boris, stop. U r doing it again.

Mite b cool

Krajinovic legs are already too tired to follow the balls. Gonna be a slaughter.

>Inb4 he's ever good only at Wimbledon
t. Lishitty and walking towards the camera.

Is her coach still that gay porn star?

She seems to change them quite often. You could be next, Boris.

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>memerinka

remember when Greg won a Masters and the WTF by beating Kyrgios and Goffin? 2017 was on some wild shit.

Remember when Just Succ won a masters in that same year and now he's ranked almost outside of the top 200

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WAWRINKA
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Mayer crying as Mahut walked off court is the epitome of how awesome this sport can be.

And then there's Kyrgios.

Papapapapapalala
Olé

subhumans

Based French crowd. The sole crowd in the word with the famed OLE OLAAAA PAPPAOLE OLAAA

Wawrkinka Dimitrov?

yeah
he's rocking that shit like it's 2001

Tsitsipas.

One day I will attend RG just to scream TA GUEULE whenever it happens and until I get kicked out.

>Wasting 100€ for that
wew

More like Roidland Garos amirite lads

Where's the based Pajeet who posts here?

He's been absent since Australia

Also here's some lewd for you late night lads

youtu.be/Lvzo_SEQN7w

Better question: where is jewbai?

Wasn't he just a Brit who worked abroad?

>jack succ

THE OFFICIAL GOAT TENNIS PLAYERS

1. Federor
2. Djokovic
3. Nadal
4. Sampras
5. Laver
6. Borg
7. McEnroe
8. Agassi
9. Murray
10. Tilden

What does Gazza mean in French?

>1. Federer
stopped reading there

:0
INDIA

post Momo in ice bath please :3

can you stop posting here you stupid faggot

i hope no one massages caro or konta or nika :((

Don't be mean to Boris, he's been here for years.

R E S P E C T

what about sex for health?

shouldnt Borg be higher?

yes i only saw that movie, i dont know anything mo

I think Nadal should not be allowed to compete in the French Open anymore. Once you win over 10 slams in one court, you should retire. Adding more slams should hurt your legacy.

What is that funny dude in crowd saying? Any frenchbros wanna translate?

>, i dont know anything more

Which game? I'm not hearing anything.

Novak pls
You'll never have le career slam

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>"why don't you take off your shirt, Rafa..."

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Wawrinka/Dimitrov. It was some time back. Even the commentator laughed.

But Djokovic and Federer already have career slams. Djokovic also has his own Djoker slam.

>another tiebreak
sometimes I prefer the world tennis association where nobody can hold on to a serve

His French win doesn't count

WTA?

>Grigor

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TSITSIPAS HURT !? NOOOOOOOOO. EN DTHE FUCKING GAME. I DONT SEE SHIT OUTSIDE.

First Russian female Slam was won 15 years ago - Roland Garros, Myskina, 2004.

(2004 was a very nice year for russian tennis women's)

Who and when will win next one?

I remember Kasatkina was hyped to be top-10 fighter since the end of 2017 till the first half of 2018. Then her progress stopped.

Maybe, Kuznetsova or Masha will rebon?

the other match is over

qt blonde line referee looking after baseline stepover on Stan's bench side at Wawrinka vs Dimitrov match

post her

one stream for Chatrier, one for Lenglen, one for Simone-Mathieu and one stream with the game that commentators are commenting

are they ever gonna add lights? god damn third world countries shouldn't get slams

Us, french, have streams for all courts.

post qt blonde from Set 1 highlights of Wawrinka Dimitrov on Eurosport
blonde hair and brown eyes

Next year la. Next year for sure...

he was asking for Belgium. Stop trying to steal our spotlight France

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>Trying
REMEMBER 10/7.

too expensive la
the neighbours ain't gonna like it la
night sessions are gay la

Destroyer of serve babbys

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>tittypas crumbling
weak mind

RG, Wimbs - soul, because soil/grass, MOTHER NATURE as is
AO, USO - soulless, because plastic floor, especially when modern office blue lightning is on

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why does Filip look older than me

Filip playing well 2bh

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10/7 ? France-Belgium ?
You have to shill with that, yes Courtois was mad but not all the country has the 'seum' lads

I was reacting to the >trying part. Sorry.

one more game!!!

No one asks for a night session but at least get some lights for the high profile matches on PC.
Or when rain strikes again.

pas de soucis kop1

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>Sampras not numero uno
It’s like you don’t even worship the bench press and serve

>they're gonna keep going
what the fuck?

good news: the tennis channel is available at the gym
bad news: I have to stop being a fatfuck to watch it

Which one is the bad news?

In truth, tehre is still light.

In truth, we invented the light bulb more than 200 years ago

Stop hating. Technology is bad.

kek

NO

I guess we should count our blessings that the french don't demand the players to play with wooden racquets
Tradition and everything ..

Roger did not lost a set
Novak too


Rafa did lost

Opinion?

will germany ever be the best tennis nation?

No. The sport is dead and little more than a hobby for middle class father's escaping their family on Sunday.
Also Zverev tanked.

Last time someone tried innovating, she brought a jumpsuit to the court. Ain't no way we gonna deal with that shit.

Everyone should be playing with wood racquets

If Fed lost 2009 RG to Soderling, he would be remembered for that more, than for his victories?

wow sevastova mertens was a nice match

sevastova saved herself from matchpoint in 3rd set with a dropshot

If Soderling didn’t get mono would he be remembered like Murray or Stan?

he remembered way less than them or delpo or ferrer

maybe the same as davydenko

I thought that was allowed for medical reasons. Just like Blanderson was allowed to wear black compression shorts for his groin injury

At Wimbledon* woops is

old.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/bvccyo/camilla_giorgi_is_posting_some_fantastic_fapping/

what did I expect

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After watching him on the dirt, how do you fancy Fed's chances at Wimbly?

>sexualizing someone in a bikini
Wew that reminds me of all the milfs at the pool right now

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great ass if she is 45+

Rate this hiney

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nice soles

d u think she is a virgin?
soles of used women are gross
of non-used - heavenly

that's nice
fuck I love creepshots

I’d mow that lawn if you catch my drift

I mean during the matches, they boo him, he gets more energy

i don't know if it's just the angle but that actually looks like a terrible ass compared to the rest of the body

Will Zvitolina lose today? He almost lost to Lajovic last year.

>it's already the first of june in australia
spooky. also i don't think so he usually loses in the round of 16 so he'll get dabbed on by RBA

wtf

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The superior waifu

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A friend of mine made a bet that if Stan won Roland, he would get the same tattoo. And he did.

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Brapppp

business idea: double elimination brackets tournament

that's sad. still not as sad as coric's tattoo but still pretty sad

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Poop comes from there

Need some new shoes lads. Im poor, good durability for my bucks please, fila axilis energized any good? Can cope them for 70 on clearance ...

for me it's Martic

Indeed.
youtube.com/watch?v=a3C4iGbyuFw

I find Hercog Polona's body v hot
183 cm, lean, low bodyfat

reminder that those are NOT her panties

Today we are all Serbian

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also Bencic and Sevastova date their coaches


+++

How come none of the other Serbian players look like Djokovic?

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They seem to be a more phenotypically diverse bunch than say Croats. In general those countries are a mishmash

>Acquire intercourse

Would pass as a local in saudi arabia

speaking of which, whatever happened to the Saudi girl whomst sought asylum in Canada

Fucking kys, you pig shagging twat

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>canada
what do you think?
hello there fren, have a bex

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hAlEp

Zverev upset imminent on this day

>memerev broken on the first serve
This will be a good one. 2+ broken raquets for sure

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for me it's Bautista-Agut

>WTA

What are you watching?
For me it's Fognini vs Bautista, the med bull duel

who is this cutie?

Halep - Tsuuuuuurenko

but that's a women's game...

>3 games
>3 breaks
state

I have a 20 euros bet on Zverev to win set 1 by the way.
odd was at 2.12 after being broken in the first game

For what purpose would I watch a tournament whose winner is a forgone conclusion?

One of these women is a biological male and the other cut her tits off

CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE!

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>memerev broken again

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he is shook!!! sad

18 minutes
only 1x1 in the fognini vs bautista
absolute kino

RIP you are monies

Did Fognini put a bet on the length of the match?

there's still a chance!!!

someone post sweaty Tsurenko
also, she is so ripped

Olga Danilovic, 2001 born

does anyone else really just want to see the tree succeed

>betting on zverev
get meme’d, son

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ye 2bh he went clutch for the last 5 points. maybe there's hope 4 u r moneys

anyone can screenshots best slow mo moments in puig v swiatek?

Nice comfy practice for Halep. When does the actual match start?

Tsurenko played yesterday. she is tired!!!!!!!!!!

I'm unsure, but I hope she changes into a more aesthetic outfit.

1x2 for Bautista
25 minutes!!

every time I watch Lajovic I remember that he is actually a solid player but then I forget right after it and club him with the rest of the irrelevant Serbs. I do this with a lot of Spanish players as well

25 min, and its only 3 games finished
1-2 now

Bautista will dab on Fognini now and break him, three break points!!!

god damn it, Lajovic just hit an incredible cross court forehand pass and the applause was so... underwhelming. guaranteed the crowd would be sucking Fedal's dick if they had done the same thing

Nadal is not popular as Federer is.
Popularity index:
Federer>>>>>>>Nadal>Djokovic

Jesus Christ. Halep will be done in under an hour at this rate

>memerev meltdown imminenet

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ok but how does that dispute what I said? Nadal is still the second most popular player. also it's more like:
Federer >>>>> Nadal >>>> Djokovic

21 unforced errors through 7 games for Tsurenko lmao

>Dave Bautista

if Federer did what Lajovic did he would receive huge applause yes, but not Nadal.

for me it's jjokovic as goat

For me it's Tottenham later in the day, and for you?

you're underestimating how popular and loved Nadal is
high IQ post

>3 minutes per game in the 2nd set

Tsurenko pls go and stay go

...

Australia vs. Afghanistan tbqh

Same. MotoGP qualifying at 3. Godzilla at 6:45. Then the footbal

Yes yids>irish 96

Also in the Giro for me it's Nibali

>Autista

Ukranian tennis is a shambles

>Bautista
it's ogre, 4 games in a row for Fognini

Fognini in 4 is my prediction

based Zverev!!!
never doubted him!

literal billionaire

drinks on me, what do you guys want????????

pour moi, c'est Perrierâ„¢

gin please

Onions milk all round

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Bagel averted

>betting 20 yuros for 20 more yuros
Based gambling addict

Jack

>Fognini
Oh, fuck off

53 minutes
Still 5x5, comfy!!!

put ye winnings on liverpool

hAlEp

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Bartoli is an absolute unit

Halep making the cross sign!
BASED CHRISTIAN GIRL, she is my girl from now on!!!

she did this 4 part gesture, don't know how you call it in english

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>Christian
>posting on Yea Forums

We call it the sign of the cross, but when someone does it it's crossing yourself

Where did Eva Asderaki go after Halep-Tsurenko game?

Will Fognini choke his last service game of the 1st set?

Why are Tsurenko's boobs always so sticking out/pumped out? neat

For me it's either Halep or Mugururza, if not them, then any other but Serena, Sloane and Osaka

what about Caro?

OH NO NO NO NO

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For a big poo

Surprised Paris let someone land that blimp next to hAlEp

What does she carry in a bag? tablet? water? hat? women's things?

he did not, he had to save a set point though!!

Women don't do that :)

yeah they do, in my experience, with my sister and mother, women's poos smell worse too.

someone post 1080p eva screenshots, i have only 240p :(

What is she up to these days?

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i don't believe you (:

looks like Mario Gotze

Being a gym thot

surprisingly low bodyfat on a tummy

I used to think that, then I visited a JAV site that didn't filter scat. I'm still mentally scarred.

fognini agut has been a set of three halves

Bartoli has been enjoying way too much Bertolli

That's gonna be a yikes from me

>1h 15 minutes, still haven't finished the first set
why is this allowed?

cmon kraijnovic!

take my energy, strength and confidence if you need \o/

For me it's Tsitsipas in that match

Fognini takes the 1st set in 1h18minutes

GOATini

This match could end up being longer than my last relationship

I need to get some sleep if i wanna get up in time for champions league, when do the girls play?

When is the end of Stanimal-Dimemtrov?

There are a lot of Russians playing for another countries huh

after the current WTA doubles match on Court 1

Everything is longer than 0 (zero)

Spain, wtf???

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tell us about her

was she like Konta or Swan? Kate Humble or Kate Beckinsale? Rachel Riley or Sigourney Weaver?

what? maybe he is gay, Spain has a huge amount of gays, when I go there you always see guys walking around holding hands and kissing in the lips.

for me it's Kate Beckinsale!!!!!
she gets better with age too!!!!

Really?
I'm going there later this month

Why there are so many players from Balkan countries?
Serbia in men's tennis, Chehia in women's tennis are top-3 nations, plus there are strong croatian men and serbian women etc

do they have lots of courts and coaches?

Poor spectators will have to wake up

>shittypass

yes, at least in Madrid, but even in Salamanca, smaller town, I've seen it(at night)

So there is a portuguese Boris now?
Borisão

kraijnovic SF run

>shitsipas

going for what?

Sick burn! How will I ever recover from this?

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By posting lewd satania's pics

why surprisingly? she's fit af

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Nice smash, lad

Vacation. Gonna be there from the 28th of June until the 15th of July so I'll likely miss all of Wimbledon

kek

He's looking for Busta!

her face look like she is prone to be a little bit overweight/chubby


also her ankles seems fat, means she is prone to be fatter than skinnier

So you gonna spend 2.5 weeks on a beach?

Doesnt Ephiopia have beach and sun too?

he didn't say he was going to the beach though

1st, Ethiopia is landlocked. Half the time we'll be in Madrid and Sevilla neither of which have beaches. But in Barcelona and Tenerife yeah

He's going there to shag drunk white slags on holiday

what about Shagaluf

Portuguese eurosport has kids commenting cause it's child's day.
>the absolute state

that's adorable

No fucking thanks.

your loss

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Have you been? Seems awful

>Ethiopia is landlocked
time to make you part of the Italy again

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Does Busta look straight for you?

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Are you from Basque county? People say Caroline Garcia(French) looks like Basque.

nah I haven't but I'm not opposed to being degenerate for a couple of weeks on vacay

Suarez Navarro looks more basque.
Caroline Garcia looks east Andalucian or Valencian

What happened to Dimitrov vs. Wavrinka match? It was scheduled at 11 AM on Eurosport and now I can't seem to find it.

one more set on court 1 and then it's their turn

It's on after some women's doubles shite

>Break
>Serve for set
>Broken to love
Fuck's sake, Fognini

>shitsipas

>CiCipas

>love
why they call it so

>Break again to win the set
Thank you based WTATP

prepare for the timely mafia-sponsored tank in set 3

>bautista a shit

This isn't very nourishing

tsitsipas looks tired, and like he doesn't want to be there

yeah wtf. he needs to shut his fuck up and focus right now

Will Serbia do the triple today?

nah, TsitsiGOAT is gonna dab on this nigga right now

Gonna have a cheeky fap to Lucie Wilde

krajnovic for me

post pic

>Lucie Wilde
>1996
>already in porn
damn, so that is western prosperity

500

NEW

>memerev

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