You get 1000 balls, 24 hours and ideal weather conditions to make 100 yard a hole in one.
If you make it, you get $1 billion dollars.
If you don't, you spend 1 year in a United States maximum security state penitentiary. Just to note, you won't leave an ex-con with a felony on your record or anything like that.
Do you take up the offer?
Yes
how much for her to sniff my feet?
Obviously you fucking idiot
Don't forget to prep your asshole
how many shots could you even take before exhausting?
i have no idea about golfing but i'd guess you would not be able to take 1000 shots
$1 billion
Yes. Only because my current life is shit and a year in prison would at least be change of scenery. Plus I’m pretty sure I could make a 100 yard hole in one in 1000 attempts.
eh I'll hedge my bets and take the year in jail for the sexual assault charge
Remove the 1000 ball limit and sure
Obviously
Rape isn't as common as everyone thinks it is in prison
>the chance of an average golfer making a hole in one at approximately 12,500 to 1, and the odds of a tour professional at 2,500 to 1
the answer is obviously no even if you are skilled at golfing
no
i've never touched a golf club
Fuck no. You could take this challenge a thousand times and the odds would still be stacked against you. Just buy a lotto ticket, the risk is much less severe and the odds are just as bad
Oh you sweet summer child
Ok I’ll remove it. But add another year and your cellmate is nasty Nate
to be fair, I think tour holes are usually more than 100 yards. Still, no fucking way I'm doing that. US prisons are horrible.
It's only 100 yards. Most par 3s are almost 2x as long or have really tough topography
lelno, you could give me 10,000 balls and I still wouldn't make it past 60 yards. The same goes for 99% of the retards itt, there are very few golffags on Yea Forums
You either get money to NEET forever or you get to be a NEET for 1 year, win-win
100 yards isnt a full swing for fairly skilled golfers. With that said I would gamble on myself. As long as I'm not charged with a felony or anything and once out I have a clean record
masturbating behind your PC 24/7 is not the same as a max security prison yo. Especially in America. You would probably get stabbed by any of the gangs roaming the cell block combined with forced labor, anal exams, no privacy, no alcohol, no control over your own life.
lmao yes that is considerably easier than you think
i think most supermax prisons have solitary confinement, meaning up to 23 hours alone in your cell. i don't think safety would be an issue
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Depends on whether I get access to a coach or not. If I can get someone to coach me for most of the day and try the shots by the end of the 24 hours, damn right I accept.
Now, supermax prisons still have genpop
i find it really amusing that no alcohol is on the same level for you as forced labor and rape.
100 yards in ideal conditions is easy peasy, should have made it 200
I was merely pointing out it's something a NEET would usually be interested in. I'm pretty much NEET and I drink like crazy to dull the idea of my boring, empty life.
even if that was the case, you don't think you would go nuts being alone all day? Sounds fun with a PC but when all you can do is stare at the wall all day for a year, that's no joke. There's a reason long solitary confinement is considered torture.
if I miss or if I make, please kill me end this miserable existence
they still have access to a limited range of books and some church tv programs
it's hard to your mental health but i think you'd get used to it - it's 'only' an year, after all
if you’ve never swung a club, then maybe not take the bet; but, honestly, even the most average of golfers would be able to sink it from 100 yards given your parameters
>don't think you would go nuts being alone all day
haha yeah that would be crazy lol
From what I've heard, most people in prison are aware of their bad decisions and want to get straight up.
24 hours and unlimited attempts to throw a 9-dart game lads. £100m or sent down for a year.
What's it gonna be?
Are we talking UK prison? I would consider this, I've played darts at a fairly high level.
Your own flag's prison for everyone. Is that you, Raymond?
What does the course look like? Are there any major obstacles like trees in the way?
I said fairly high, not top level.
>tf
Shut up, ex con
are you using a proxy or you live under a rock? that's just the case in first world countries
in the the usa and the rest of latin america most of them keep commiting crime
Right you are, Wesley.
No shit, that's because prisons there are a cesspool of crime. You have to join a gang to stay alive, get no rehabilitation help and a criminal record that makes it next to impossible to escape a life of crime.
>100 yards
Seems doable, with 1000 balls
If I don’t do it I’ll just join the white power gang
I know, that's why I happens here but not in the real first world
Here prisons aren't meant to "cure" criminals but to punish them. If you treat a violent guy like a dog, he'll just turn more violent
she cute
What is the green like? Can a design my own as a giant funnel?
Basically all prison does is give you a workout and meet more criminals to help you as soon as you get out.
>source: my ass
lol two seconds of google searching shows reconviction rates are pretty even across Europe and North America. The only difference is Europe allows their criminals to roam free instead of imprisoning them. Note: only Europe, United States, and Canada are first world.
'no'
I seriously doubt anybody itt would hit one 180
I need to know this too.
Can I practice hitting this shot before my ""challenge""
And I guess it goes without saying you get free sex with the korean girl forever
right
You seem to know a lot about rape. Have you been rape- Oh yes, it's true. Norway raped your country yesterday.
>Get some practice shots
>One goes in
>Doesn't count
of course not, I would get too exhausted from the first 100 balls to ever hit the rest well enough
straight up your ass
i would add japan, nz and aus to your list of first world
>get raped by Nast Nate for 2 years
WHO? I like to make a hole in one with her, ya dig?
It's me :^)
yes but if it was a federal penn it wouldn't even be a question. state playpens typically aren't a joke
>Norway 20%
>Sweden almost 50%
What the fuck? The countries must be more different than they look
crims are crims everywhere
but countries in europe have lower crime statistics and lower prison populations
looking at all those citations this could be counted up totally differently country to country and be very misleading
delicious thighs
here in the netherlands our prisons are very empty, to the point where we even rented out prison space to other countries
Isn't that skirt a bit short for golf?
>image is 3.65 MB
I thought the limit on Yea Forums was 3MB?
judging by the outfit and makeup it's probably a promo shoot
4 now I think slut
Nice geisha
Nice, I can finally post my larger porn WEBM
125 handicap here, I snap call that offer
It's still 3 for webums
gay
You can rest a full minute between shots pussy, nobody is getting fatigued
hell yeah I'd do it for like a thousand dollars that shit is happening easy m8
I actually think I could do that. I play to a standard where I expect to give myself a chance of a birdie from that range. If I'm outside 15ft from that range it's a poor shot.
The key would be to take your time between shots to avoid fatigue.
Why would it be too short?
Waterproof makeup is a thing
I'm kinda undecided because I like money AND butt sex
who are you her mom?
For the PGA number that is still an Expected value of like $400 million. and $80million for an average golfer.
I will assume that stat is based on par 3s. But even then they can be up 250 yards. So I will go with the odds being roughly double that at least. And I am probably slightly better than average, and those odds are not based on trying the same shot over and over. So I will say I would have an EV of ~$225million. Yeah I would take that.
Without question. I'm not a good golfer but after hitting the same shot 50 or so times I'd be locked into a groove and landing most of them in the general area of the cup. Eventually one would drop. If I fail, whatever. People go to prison every day. It's not the end of the world.
I would love to sink my balls in that hole.
I thought they said you can butt fuck her if you win
Is there a name for this asthetic?
Its sort of a slutty schoolgirl racoon
Based degenerate leaf
WIth a $billion you could butt sex anyone and have anyone butt sex you
no ive never played golf in my life
fuck off
the pros barely ever even hit them
Speaking of golf is anyone watching /OurGuy/ Rosey putt sam fackin balls?
+3 to -6 today
Not sure what you are referring to mate
Same bet but you get a month to make a 147
Maximum security won't have you with anyone else
Backstory on the scuffed knees?
I don't think I could handle that level of human contact. Could it be 23.5 hours?
I'd try but I'd almost certainly fail. I'd need many years of practice to have a fighting chance.
no
She blows a lot of dudes
You are a turbo nigger for using a source that uses numbers from 6 month convictions for the us and a range of 2-5 or more for everywhere else
The fuck is up with that legitimate fake news bullshit your peddling senpai
>tfw no whackfuck general
Is training with persimmon clubs actually useful or just a meme?
>you could give me 10,000 balls and I still wouldn't make it past 60 yards
Gimp
>remove the limit
So do I have an unlimited number of attempts now? How do you determine if I fail and have to join Nasty Nate?
theres still the time limit, retard
Is she blowing them in a field of jagged rocks?
yes
Only Americans turn faggot in prison.
Really makes ya think...
Only 100 yards? Some fag with zero golf experience would have a greater than 75% chance with 1000 balls....
Hitting a ball the size of your dick into a hole the size of your asshole from a football field away is pretty hard user
it is still 24 hours
ur already fgt m8
>same prizes as OP
>24 hours
>unlimited pitches
>wooden bat only
>have to hit a home run in center field at the polo grounds
i played high school baseball and have never touched a golf club and want less to do with this than with ops challenge
hell no. i'd do the golf one.
>make it and I'm set for life
>miss it and I get a year long vacation
why would I take this offer?
wouldnt*
I won't be able to hit it hard enough to reach the hole so even if I'm lucky enough to theoretically get it in, I won't be able to make attempts to utilize that luck.
I would need 100000 balls
damn i love knee socks on long legs and/or athletic legs
>polo grounds
where the ball was hit. Only four people ever hit home runs into center field: Luke Easter in a Negro Leagues game, Hank Aaron and Lou Brock, on consecutive days, and Joe Adcock.
This vid has me solidly in the fuck no category. This challenge is impossible for an average person.
>maximum security
Super maxes are always solitary confinement so i'd just go a bit batty
>user
kys user. condescending nigger.
that kind of power is a much different contest. it's more a can/can't proposition limited to somebody who rolled out of bed being able to hit a ball 500ft to begin with and not quite the same accuracy proposition. you could probably hit a golf ball 100 yards with one hand and would get a heck of a lot within a few feet with a few hours of practice two handed. even a kid no previous practice with would have a shot at that one.
never played actual golf, in high school went to pitch and put/wedge and putter course
had a couple birdies on par 3s that were over 100 yards
doesn't sound too hard
go balls deep inside that asian meat
That woman is pornographic tier.
ITT: Fags who want to get ass raped
Billionaire or be a NEET for a year.
Both excellent choices.
no
>free vacation either way
Um yes
fuck the billion dollars, give me a 4 hour anything i want fuck session with this lady and i’ll take my chances.
wow thats one pretty golf lady
That's a 184 yard hole. That 184 yards makes a huge difference. In OP's situation you're basically at an indoor driving range chipping at a flag 100 yards in front of you.
If you have ever played golf you would take this bet 100% of the time. A 100 yard hole is basically a par 2 1/2
t. has played golf
If you've ever played golf before then you'd know getting one is pure luck
Sweeden is importing a lot more Africans
scandos dont commit real crimes
sweden imports syrians and somalians, who commit real crimes
Yea fuck that, I'd rather take a chance robbing security deposit or something.