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#LFC confirm 23-man squad for the CL final: Alexander-Arnold, Alisson, Brewster, Fabinho, Firmino, Gomez, Henderson, Kelleher, Lallana, Lovren, Mane, Matip, Mignolet, Milner, Moreno, Origi, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Robertson, Salah, Shaqiri, Sturridge, Van Dijk, Wijnaldum.

>However, when pressed on a score prediction, Perrie gave a surprising answer: "I'm going to say 3-0 no actually 3-1 to Liverpool, is that bad? I've just got a good feeling."

are gurl

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It should be mandatory for all girls to wear chokers desu

>Senegal forward Sadio Mane, 27, says he will not leave Liverpool - because he is already at the "sexiest club in Europe". (Mirror)

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twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/1134421767437467649

>we have accepted a bid from Manchester United for Declan Rice. We wish him the best for the future
Wtf

TRANSFERS!

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=EeowmXtIQyY

Nice to see Antonio welcoming the work experience kid face to face

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They really do have n-bomb mentalities

#LFC confirm 23-man squad for the CL final: Alexander-Arnold, Karius, Brewster, Fabinho, Firmino, Gomez, Henderson, Kelleher, Lallana, Lovren, Mane, Matip, Mignolet, Milner, Moreno, Origi, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Robertson, Salah, Shaqiri, Sturridge, Van Dijk, Wijnaldum.

>Not Nigel Farage Square

Enjoy your Brexit tomorrow Liverpool ;)

What did (((fashion))) mean by this?

>mental midgets not bottling the final
dumb thot, they're going to be winning 2-0 then become complacent and lose

open.spotify.com/playlist/0DwxxYvRirylP7L6WR4tcR?si=D25pHVY0QCyeDgaS0DebGw

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where is Alisson la?

>Karius

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big if true

the lads

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Fucking scousers and muh labour

Injured. They tried recall karius but he snubbed them

the state of british taste

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Bourbons and custard creams

Is there any place scousers go that they don't turn to absolute fucking shit?

>cadbury milk chocolate digestives
wtf never heard of these

you're lucky; they're shite

Sheffield

the cemetery

Luv biscuits
Luv chocolate
Luv fizzy drinks
Ate toothpaste
Simple as

Milner to new contract lads.

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What bloodborne boss is that?

>muh digestives
Transfer a ginger cookie to your mouth lads

hobnobber myself but i'll take a gingernut if i'm in the mood

>no hobnobs
What the FUCK

>hobnobber
BASED

>Atleti willing to take both Morata and Alonso
>Based Conte going to buy Moses at Inter
>115M+ for Hazard
>Money to be made with Bakayoko after he did well at Milan
>Kovacic only around 35M

Really need this ban to get frozen and properly back Sarri, the funds are there.

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>Karius

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who does chelsea play if they don't play alonso?

Emerson had been starting toward the end of the season.

If the ban stays they have Aina or Da Silva they could use if they aren't bought by Torino or Bristol City, if the ban is lifted they should buy a starting caliber LB and use Emerson as cover.

Was trusted in the Europa League final over Alonso.

kek

>Meanwhile, City have made a bid of £53m for Juventus' 25-year-old Portugal defender Joao Cancelo.
Don't they have Walker?

Does the winner of the Champions League have any effect on next year's CL qualification?

Just for then bench, you know.

Gazza's better now
twitter.com/JamD1888/status/1134441411540111360

Not in this case, no.

When would it?

twitter.com/carlmarkham/status/1134493718550056962
Firmino likely to start tomorrow

When the winner doesn't already automatically qualify through the league, they automatically qualify at the expense of lower ranked associations instead (eg. go to playoffs instead of group stage, go to 3rd qualifying round instead of playoffs).

>Matthijs de Ligt is set to inform Manchester United of his transfer decision in the coming days. He's still tempted by United despite the lack of Champions League football.
What's he going to say to them, /trans/?

Pleur toch een end up lol

Which TV channel is broadcasting the game free tomorrow night?

The deal for GF to user FC has broken down. Ngubu Utd have GAZUMPED user FC with a HUGE offer that he can't compete with.

buffstreams

Ziggo Sport

>Paul Doherty, one of the fans involved in the renaming, said they were frustrated by the commemoration to Thatcher and decided to cover her name with their own signs for Mr Corbyn.

>“We don’t appreciate that a woman can be celebrated like that in a foreign country where there is no understanding of the damage she’s actually done,” Mr Doherty said.

>He added: “You know Liverpool is Labour, it always has been and it always will be so we thought we’d commemorate that with Jezza over there. We took over Thatcher Square, it’s now Corbyn Square.”

Genuinely embarrassing.

It'll be on YT for free, BT Sport 4K.

Itv4

>not watching it for free outside

will I need a hdmi cable for that

Chromecast it la

Embarrassingly shit gimmick this one

She invented the 99 flake, will they boycot softscoop ice cream?

youtube.com/watch?v=z6q__uSs1Tk

>the wasps are back out
fuck i hate wasps

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No, just Internet connection.

I asked for the TV channel

I hope Drake visits the liverpool team tonight

I would shit my pants if I had to play tomorrow. Too much pressure.

shut up gramps

What are you doing with your life instead of playing in a champions league final?

He's coaching one judging by his flag

>always has his hat on
is his hair transplant failing?

maybe it's just sunny out

Based
>not sodemieter toch op joh
Why do the dutch have so many good ways to say fuck off

Absolutely based

Fucking state of him.

Then he should have a Spain flag. The final's in Madrid.

Because water and Germans refuse to listen

just search bt sport youtube at around 7pm
BT sport are showing it for free in 4k on their youtube channel.

was the same for the europa league final

How many times will the suicide rate in Liverpool increase tomorrow night when spuds win the CL?

x96

He can't operate YouTube, he said in another post. Has to be normal TV.

well then hes fucked. does he not own a phone?

if not he's obviously a scouser and doens't deserve to watch. just go to any pub otherwise

This is an annoying meme but I appreciate the effort into it. Also I love that abls are so buttflustered about the impending victory they keep pushing it.

nnaaaaaaaa~ this is good

What impending victory? Lestah aren't playing any matches soon

Janice Griffith

>philip green
state

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Meh

If they do lose I ultimately feel sorry for the player they blame. theyre gonna trash his house

do spurs have any original songs?

dunno
have you been to one of their matches?

gingernut dipped in black coffee is the king of teatime

never have
just thinking about what songs i've heard on the telly and they're all just generic footy songs

96 v2 coming up

>ear spacers
hard pass

LATEST LIVERPOOL NEWS - OFFICIAL

>PEE-ROBLEM Liverpool fan coach toilet leaks leaving Madrid-bound supporters’ luggage soaked in urine
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9194844/liverpool-fan-coach-toilet-leaks-supporters-luggage-urine/
>BOBBY READY Jurgen Klopp confirms Roberto Firmino is fit to start Champions League final vs Tottenham
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9194921/klopp-confirms-firmino-fit-start-champions-league-final/
>HELPING HEND Steven Gerrard says ‘selfless’ Jordan Henderson HAS to start for Liverpool against Tottenham in Champions League final
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9192547/steven-gerrard-jordan-henderson-has-to-start-liverpool-champions-league-final/
>JOR DROPPING Liverpool captain Henderson given ‘b******ing’ by his parents for how he speaks to referees
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9190704/liverpool-jordan-henderson-given-bollocking-by-parents-language-referee/

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they (the s*n) are absolutely shameless

how many arsenal fans as collateral?

>reddit censoring
Also those all seem like reasonable stories for a tabloid.

Reminder that the Sun is an honorable paper that delivers hard cold facts and true stories

It truly is the cream of British journalism.

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Of the world I would argue

Fuck trans
Fuck Britain
Fuck white people

Unironically triggered by this

watching the spelling bee on bt sport espn
it's absolutely gripping telly; we should definitely do this over here

We can do it right here
>spell Blasczykowski

So who Yea Forums here?

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Colonising Spain. How is this not redpilled?

B L A S Z C Z Y K O W S K I

ffs. All because they're black as well. Fucking racist S*n

Lads promise me Liverpool won't win tomorrow
God hates them right? that's why they're such a horrible club
They can't win they just pure filth. They literally killed 96 of their own fans because they're idiots and then spent decades blaming others.
Killed 39 Juve fans again, because they're idiots (never mentioned because muh illsbruh).

They're dirt. I desperately want to see 'Arry bang them in tomorrow. I want to see those filthy scouse cunts crying. They deserve it. Total filth.

Always the victims. Tomorrow they will be Spud's victims. Cunts

OH NO GREAT SHAME RIVERPOOR GREAT SHAME

>Lads promise me Liverpool won't win tomorrow
I think most of us are at Stage 5: Acceptance.

>liverpee

finally a sport our pakistani and bangladeshi friends can excel at

i'm love trans lads

So, do you guys think any big clubs are gonna go for Haaland?

>If Spurs win: I get to laugh at Klopp, but have all the Spurs shitposting threads
>If Liverpool win: The Spurs vs Arse shitposting will be lessened, but will h ave to deal with 6 Times La' Klut Kloppo came good la and we didn't spend a penny la

I feel your same conundrum as a Chelsea fan.

>Newly promoted Aston Villa want Bournemouth midfielder Harry Arter, 29, but face competition from Fulham and Stoke for the Republic of Ireland international. (Irish Independent)

No thanks

>Villa are also keen to sign 26-year-old English defender Tyrone Mings on a permanent deal from Bournemouth. (Sky Sports)

Yes please

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It's a difficult one for the neutral. Probably be a shit game too.

this, i'm an Arse supporter, kinda. It's depressing having to explain to my silent generation dad how this has happened. He loves Klopp tho. So I have to say Liverpool is the one I want to win. Klopp spent £500m or so, so it's easy to hand wave that (and Klopp know show to train people, obviously). Spurs did amazing to get here but them winning would confirm Arsenal to the bottom-mid table they're going to go because their owner will go 'Well Spurs can win it without money, so you can too!' I also read another article today about how Ramsey was the missing piece in the EL Final and how the board refused to pay his wages.

This is why Arsenal will never ever be relevant again. Club won't pay for the players they need. Ozil needs to be gotten rid of. Everything else Arsenal have is mediocre mid-table stuff.

ITT: literal cuckold capons

Based or shit?

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DAT GRIP

Based Hegre Ariel poster

Not big enough, not in her arse. Terrible grip.

Sadly I think with their new stadium Spurs will get what Arsenal wanted with the Emirates. If I had to pick an English team it would be Arsenal so I think it's a shame but what can you do, damage is done.

kino shot

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based or shit?

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Oh Arsenal make shit loads of money. The problem is the owner doesn't want that to be eaten into by wages. £250k is literally their max amount now and only a few people can have it. It's why Ozil will be sold. Or at least not played.

It's a real shame. Arsenal have some decent youth strikers up and coming but they'll never reach their potential. Their defence needs to be fixed and Ramsey replaced. Ziyech is £25m. He scored 24 goals and got 24 assists last season in Eredivse. Yes, it's >Dutch, but if he gets 50% of that for Arse, it's good. Ozil has 3 fucking assists this season when in his 3rd he nearly broke the record.

Same grill

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>no dick

what is even the point of shooting like this is you are not packing monster heat?Seeing a pussy in webms like these is so anti-climatic.

A perfect body so tasteless

If Liverpool wins we'll have to live with massive influx of new Liverpool bandwagoners and comeback of old ones that just recently stopped talking about muh miracle of Istanbul.
I'm not ready for that.

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>tf
>tp

last one

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Is ITV showing the final?

Ozil is fucking shite anyway, a complete fraud happy to jog around doing nothing and collecting his wage.

nah

*sniffs*

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Either way it sucks.

No. Same as last year, pay channel or a delayed stream on YT.

I thought it had to be on free tv

It's on Channel 5 m8, second half on Bravo.

>tattoo
>black dildo
shit

>copying my filenames

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BT are livestreaming it for free on their Youtube. Don't think it has to be on council telly.

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>tfw Dad gets arrested

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youtube is tv

It does, but BT get away with it by putting it for free on a delayed stream. It should be on ITV but, eh. What can you do? Time marches on.

saved that webbum too fren. Will call it lunch haha

Genuinely how much would it take for Spurs to sell him?

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is Medre some kind of blacked art porn? fucking nice

What did he do?

Forget to pay his tv licence?

Don't know, they phoned me at work to say so but nothing else. Not happened before.

Worse. They caught him with a plastic butter knife.

twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/1134516119631532032

I think it's fun desu

I am glad he will be remembered for something other than this even if it was funny as fuck. Seems a nice lad.

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Comfy

Yeah, he avoided to be remembered like Karius or Zazà.

my dad once got arrested because his then wife said she hit him (he didn't)
he spent a night in jail and then came back crying without charge

>Thus far Oxford are one of 12 sides in League One who have not added to their squad at all during the summer, with two clubs, Peterborough and Coventry, currently accounting for half the transfer deals that have taken place.
Do free signings not count? Or are Beroke and Sam Allardyce not for the first team?

>Zazà
Still don't understand why a player with such a powerful shot didn't just smash that penalty.

>Do free signings not count?
I don't know why but they do feel like a lesser signing. Is it because there's no false sense of the competition in signing them? Probably.

120m

He's been pretty dogshit for them of late, it's generally accepted that he shouldn't be playing tomorrow.

Yeah. I guess. I mean there will be competition, you just don't see it. It's nothing to do with transfer fees but who offers the best contract. Anyway, hope Oxford buy some proper strikers. I'd like them to go abroad for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=WCxe7hqmAAY

Fucking pathetic.

Raptors won

what's wrong with that? match isn't until tomorrow

Ahh I hate shit like this. All about the #respect side of the game.

I suppose it's better than the Liverpool fans murdering the opposing fans as they usually do.

Walker is unreliable

reminder she looks to at least 2 people behind the camera

FUCKING WHORE

good actor though

Da spurrs will win da ueafb olw

good actors dont look at the camera, darling

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Kek

>mangala back to porto for essentially the same price
>spent five years sitting bench for nothing
This would drive me insane

>unironic blacked posting

as a hammer, I've long accepted that Spurs will reach a tourney before us.

at least they'll be forced to remember that we were the ones to pop their stadium's cherry

>Senegal forward Sadio Mane, 27, says he will not leave Liverpool - because he is already at the "sexiest club in Europe". (Mirror)
absolutely based

>get no offers
>say this

Mine got done for embezzling a decade ago. Not so bad, if my experience is anything to go buy he'll come out buff and a born again Christian

okay maybe we do deserve to lose

tbf he got us promoted to the prem in like 2011 so I'll always rep him

>Congratulations on your promotion to the premier league, would you like to come and manage in the Championship next season?

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Lmao lifelong Blade, with all the Blades lads, finally back in the Prem, and Wet Bum think they can get him? I honestly don't think he'd take the Chelsea job if you offered it

>both Villa and Wolves in the Prem while WBA languish in the Chumpionship

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>my dad once got arrested because his then wife said she hit him (he didn't)
that doesn't make sense lad

I'm doing some online uni course about sexual harassment and healthy relationships
>tfw never been in a relationship
Wanna die lads, gonna have to watch hours of these perky thots talking about their bfs

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some guys can't make it out of prison so they end up going back on purpose

>Worst Brom

If Birmingham City didnt exist theyd be the laughing stock of MIDUL

***he hit her

My uni made me do one too but I could just skip through the slides and then google the assessment questions to get it done

>Doherty
Every single time

Male wife la

Why does Madrid have a Margeret Thatcher Square?
Do we have a Franco Square?

Because based Maggie was the best politician of the 20th and Franco is a meme

How should I prepare for the final

half our shit is named after you fucks

the same reason Zagreb had a Josip Broz Tito Square

the world rewards monsters

wank to scouse lovelies

Silence, New Chipping Norton

Woah

Play video games up until match start, and then just keep playing video games.

Man children

Why has she left it such a shithole then?

Are you comparing a prime minister with a dictator?

She's the closest thing we've had. Supported by half, hated by half.

Why isnt there a Sir Alex Ferguson square in Liverpool

Is /trans/ for or against Oliver Cromwell?

>killing plastic paddies
Based imo

every single square and street in Liverpool is trashed
why would a great man such as Fergie want to be associated with that?

10th greatest Briton of all time. No John Lennon or Princess Di though.

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>every single square and street in Liverpool is trashed
this is unironically true though
>t. L7

>The 3rd best Beatle is the 8th greatest Briton

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>The Iranian government renamed Winston Churchill Boulevard, the location of the Embassy of the United Kingdom in Tehran, to Bobby Sands Street, prompting the embassy to move its entrance door to Ferdowsi Avenue to avoid using Bobby Sands Street on its letterhead

Ringo>George>Paul>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>John

I get that Diano was popular and stuff, but having her there on that list is just farcical

Sarri gone la

>top 10 briton list
>no Alfred The Great
>no George V
shite

This would work if he didnt manage in fucking scumchester most his career

The list was done in 2002, I want to see them do it again so Stormzy and Sterling get their rightful places in the top 10.

Where the fuck is sadiq kahn?

>Oliver Cromwell

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She had only been dead five years at the time it was done so she probably wouldn't be on it if they did it again.

Cromwell is so overrated. long hair poof if you ask me

Henry V. Now HE was a Briton!

>Not Lenny Henry

Fucking racist

That's Sir Lenworth to you.

>greatest britons of all time
>70% of them were racist cunts
sounds about right
state of this country

Ban happening.

Lampard or Holland will take over.

If you think racism should cancel out all their other great deeds then you're a smoothbrained faggot.

Based, I know it was our time at last!

did you ask him about prison rape?

JJ should have tried to get Mouyes.

why can't we just have great people who weren't also arseholes
10 dianas, like people whose greatness derives from the fact that they were good people

Because literally everyone has skeletons in their closet

It was a different time

>people whose greatness derives from the fact that they were the chosen royal broodmare

>be american
>get shot
ffs america staph

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you can't judge people from the past by today's morals
in 200 years everyone will think we were barbarians and awful people

yeah, but then she made the royal family look like a bunch of twerps

loving these extended highlights of the semi finals on bt sport all evening, getting me well hype for tomorrow night

you would think that something like this is so self-evident
don't bother, they won't get it

>Tottenham Hotspur boss Mauricio Pochettino has got his way with a request ahead of the Champions League final against Liverpool.

>The Argentine had expressed his dismay that only the two starting XIs would be acknowledged with a photo on the pitch ahead of the showpiece final in Madrid on Saturday, and had complained that those 11 players would be etched in history but the substitutes who might decide the fate of the game would not.

>It appears that UEFA were indeed listening to his pleas as they released a statement to the media on Friday.

>"We would ask you to take note that a new team photo protocol will be implemented in the pre-match build-up to the 2019 UEFA Champions League final in Madrid," read the statement.

>"After the teams’ line-up and handshake with the referees, two team photo opportunities will be offered - the first one with the players in the starting line-up, and the second one with all of the substitute players joining the players in the starting line-up on the pitch.

>"Photographers are permitted to gather on the appropriate touchline for the line-up ceremony and team photos."

As far as I know Facebook will stream it for free for Latin America. Try a VPN.

>WHAT A NICE GESTURE

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Any fun/cool youtube channels you know of for football content? Tifo seems bretty interesting

Kane comfirmed for starting on the bench

aftv

youtube.com/user/TheAnfieldWrap

I don't think it's a Kane thing
>What I want is all the players before the start of the game — 22 or 23 — in the picture on the pitch. That is the team that won or lost. In the Bernabeu [in 2006 when Espanyol beat Real Zaragoza] we did that. I was one of the captains and I said: "I want it so that everyone is on the wall, on the picture, if this team win the final. Not only eleven. That is completely unfair."

having a reminisce and a cry with a bottle of beaujolais thinking about the 2011 winter transfer window lads

I know. Poch is a decent human bean that seems to care about his players.

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>beaujolais
Ooooooh, look at Peter Posh here

>Diana
>good person

jermaine jenas currently having a long hard seethe on bt sport 3 @ 45 minutes gone in the second leg of the ajax-spuds game

>she woz da queen ov our hearts

I know it's a meme at this point but the country really went to shit in 1997.

Please sweet merciful christ tell me he's not commentating on the final.

oh god forbid everyone got richer and healthier and happier for 10 years

CHELSEA = SOLVED

Lads...

Is he about to, dare I say it, solve it all?

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my prediction is that it'll be a three man team of fletch, macca and hoddle

it'll be fletcher & mcmanaman

based

there was a really funny article in (i think) the guardian about bt sport where they referred to darren fletcher as (paraphrasing) "the only man in football who is known by 25% of his name"

made me titter

>Cromwell
Get that fucking shite out of there. Ruined the chance of a United British Isles. No Victoria is disgusting. No fucking Wellington is disgusting.

>Don't judge me on trophies, pls
How many times has he said this? Last time he said 'I won't be judged my trophies, only God can judge me' or some shit. What the fuck? I mean, I hope he wins tomorrow, but this is bullshit.

Also fucking BBC went with net spend meme.

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>hire manager to win things
>manager does not win things
>"you can't judge me for not winning things. 97 points la!"

I never thought I would want Spurs to win so much and I really don't give a shit about either team.

why is net spend a "meme"?

show your working, including reference to your competition being funded by the gdp of an entire country who utilise slave labour to supplement an industry that is killing the planet

Cos no one cares lol

because it's a shit metric that doesnt prove anything
wage bill is much better for that purpose

So much depth to your answer user! You clearly have this thought through, don't you?

>You clearly have this thought through
you clearly don't if you resort to whining about muh slavery

What a shit window, where are all the big signings? Fucking tired of it.

Alonso to Atletico
Griezmann literally anywhere
Pavard, Hernandez, Dybala to Bayern
Hazard, Mendy to Real
Cavani to Atletico

Not bad for May 31st

Because it hides how much you've spent. Liverpool's net spend is around £150m. Yet in reality they've spent around £500m since Klopp joined. But because they got £130m odd for Countinho, it makes it look like they're much better than they are in terms of management. Spurs have a £65m net spend.

Net spend is used by clubs to excuse their lack of success by claiming that they don't have to win trophies because they have a positive transfer balance record. In short, what Arsenal fans did. It didn't work then, it doesn't work now.

It's not. Absolute retards think the money you get from selling players just disappears into thin air. That Guardian article on it was nonsense too. Yes when you sign players you pay signing on fees on their contracts, but you do that when you renew your existing player contracts too.

It's nothing to do with thinking the money disappears, it's the fact that even with massive sales you end up spending loads more; win nothing, then claim it's OK to not have won anything because of your net spend. I mean, Klopp has literally said multiple times 'don't judge me on trophies'. WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE THEN? Making fucking money for the Yanks?

>Making fucking money for the Yanks?
Unironically yes.

>#Lampard-#Chelsea from 20 days. Next week... Plan B: #Espirito #Santo

>love klopp
>love poch
>hate jews
>hate communists
i'm feeling conflicted about this CL

Well, obviously, but I mean for the fans.. They don't care that they made £100m. They want a trophy.

But it is an indicator as to how a club conducts business user. They're operating within their means without a benefactor or corporate brand that allows teams to just fling shit at the wall to see what sticks by throwing away money in a brute force attempt at success.

scousers are easy to please in that they can make massive leaps to assure themselves that they are victors

Yeah I get that but that's not the issue. The issue is that, 'We have low net spend, la!' is thrown as a reason they didn't win a trophy. That the reason they didn't is because X team brute forced it. I autistically worked out, since the PL began, how much each club has spent and what their net spend is and what trophies they won. I need to update it to give Chelsea another Europa. I can post it but I doubt anybody cares.

Do you hate Scousers or Londoners more?

I completely agree with you but football is fucked. The money involved is astronomical, that will always be the prime driver these days.

SIGN SOME PLAYERS SPURS FOR FUCKS SAKE

You're talking about Liverpool specifically and I'm not debating them. I just hate retards who only talk in terms of spend and not net spend, and thus think clubs who have to sell players to survive should be equally judged next to clubs that can buy whoever they like.

Winner gets Bruno Fernandes la

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I mean it's kind of a reasonable excuse if someone with the most resources has dominant success over the trophies you need to be validated by the black/white perception that you need a trophy to be a success.

The issue is that one off big sales really skew the net spend meme. Liverpool got £80m for Suarez and £130m for Coutinho. These are huge amounts which massively skew their net spend. This covers up the fact they broke two records with Allison and VvD (former broken by Chelsea later).

I don't think it is retarded to talk about total spend. It gives you a much better idea on how the club is run. A club with a lot of total spend shows they buy a lot of players. People with a good net spend shows they're often a selling club (much like Arsenal were/are). I just think it's a misleading stat. Do both or do neither. You need to see the spent in total compared to the net spend imo, but each their own mate. No h8 here.

>Call Abramovich I dont give a fuck

>Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri has agreed to become Juventus' new head coach and has asked Chelsea to release him from his contract. (Goal)

Sarri informed Marina Granovskaia of his decision in a meeting on Friday and the Blues director promised to discuss his future with club owner Roman Abramovich. (Sky Italy - in Italian)

>Chelsea are awaiting a formal approach from the Italian champions, who will have to buy out the final year of the Italian's £5m-a-season contract. (Guardian)

Authorities in Baku ordered the turnstiles to be opened to the public during the first half of the Europa League final between Arsenal and Chelsea because they were embarrassed by the thousands of empty seats. (Times - subscription required)

>Ajax's Dutch defender Matthijs de Ligt, 19, will give Manchester United a decision over a potential move to Old Trafford in the coming days. (Telegraph)

Manchester City have identified Lyon's 22-year-old France midfielder Tanguy Ndombele and Real Madrid's 24-year-old Spain midfielder Marco Llorente as back-up options if they fail to sign Atletico Madrid and Spain midfielder Rodri, 22. (Manchester Evening News)

>Ilkay Gundogan will stay at Manchester City next season even if it means the Germany midfielder, 28, leaves for free when his contract expires next summer. (Mail)

Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane personally intervened to prevent Spain defender Sergio Ramos, 33, from leaving the Bernabeu. (ESPN)

>Real have ended their pursuit of Benfica's 19-year-old Portugal forward Joao Felix in order to concentrate their efforts on signing Chelsea's 28-year-old Belgium midfielder Eden Hazard. (Marca)

Real are set to hold talks with Chelsea to negotiate a deal for Hazard. (Mail)

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Le quit after one season man

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italian man's breath smells gross
also he smokes

>Ajax's Dutch defender Matthijs de Ligt, 19, will give Manchester United a decision over a potential move to Old Trafford in the coming days. (Telegraph)
Snub incoming

>And Real will move for Ajax's Dutch midfielder Donny van de Beek, 22, or Tottenham's Danish midfielder Christian Eriksen, 27, should they fail to land Manchester United's France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26. (Sun)

Meanwhile, Juventus have identified Empoli's 19-year-old Ivory Coast midfielder Hamed Traore as their alternative to Pogba. (Calciomercato)

>Arsenal and Leicester are monitoring Valencia's 19-year-old Spanish winger Ferran Torres, who could be available for around £25m. (Mail)

Liverpool's Senegal forward Sadio Mane, 27, says he was on the verge of joining Manchester United after speaking to manager Louis Van Gaal, before a phone call from Jurgen Klopp changed his mind. (Mirror)

>Arsenal manager Unai Emery is willing to let Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 30, leave the club this summer. (Standard)

The Gunners have contacted Leicester over a potential move for the Foxes' 22-year-old England midfielder James Maddison but have been quoted £60m. (Mail)

>Barcelona are among a number of clubs interested in Girona's 32-year-old Uruguay forward Cristhian Stuani, formerly of Middlesbrough. (Marca)

Barcelona's Dutch goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen, 30, has criticised the club for putting a £53million price tag on him amid interest from Manchester United and Benfica. (Mail)

>Aston Villa want to sign Chelsea's 33-year-old defender Gary Cahill, reuniting him with former Blues team-mate John Terry. (Sun)

Villa are close to agreeing a deal with Birmingham City for Spain midfielder Jota, 27. (Express and Star)

>West Brom will attempt to make Sheffield United manager Chris Wilder their new boss. (Express and Star)

Bundesliga side Schalke are leading the race to sign Everton's 22-year-old England defender Jonjoe Kenny on loan this summer. (Sky Sports)

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I really dont want Lampard to go to Chelsea yet. Too soon

>"Call Marina, I don't give a fuck"

>posting anime
Yikes

>Manchester City have identified different type of player and vastly inferior player as back-up options if they fail to sign Atletico Madrid and Spain midfielder Rodri, 22

How many of those are confirmed, huh? I can't feed my hunger on rumours only, Bill.

>Arsenal manager Unai Emery is willing to let Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 30, leave the club this summer.
Surely nobody will be willing to pay any actual money for this confirmed exposed fraud?

>The Gunners have contacted Leicester over a potential move for the Foxes' 22-year-old England midfielder James Maddison but have been quoted £60m. (Mail)
>but
Maddison is worth more than that fuck off

>Bundesliga side Schalke are leading the race to sign Everton's 22-year-old England defender Jonjoe Kenny on loan this summer.
I really don't get why the club trying to offload him. He may not be as good as Coleman but he's young and could fight for his place more as Coleman gets older. Might end up being another Lookman story.

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>season ends tomorrow

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The sad thing is, he can be world class, but then he isn't another day. I hate it as an Arse 'follower. Cest la vie. Get rid of him. Fenerbahçe? They would buy him.

Pavard and Hernandez are the only properly confirmed ones.

But there's Brandt, Schulz and Hazard to Dortmund too. Also half of Dortmund's squad to wherever by the end of the window

>Jonjoe Kenny
Was he born in a trailer park?

Do they not have financial fair play issues? Although at least he could spend more time with his friend Erdogan.

Scousers can't afford trailers

Depends on the cost desu. Ozil should just be a rotation now. Play somebody else instead of him. Arsenal need to sign Ziyech. He's £25m. That's a great deal for a club with only £40m. They then sign Kanneman for £10m. That leaves £5m left and they can negotiate for Maurice-Claude who is around £9m. However I suspect this window will be like Spurs window last year. Absolutely nobody bought. Arsenal are so fucked it isn't even funny any more. It's crippling depressing.

What the...

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Who is buying Erling Braut Håland after he scored 9(NINE) goals in a single match in the U20 World Cup? He was born in Leeds. He's eligble to play for England. Why doesn't Southgate cap him in the senior team? He's 194cm tall and England doesn't have any tall strikers. He could really help. Kane + Him with Sterling around. This'll allow Kane to move forward. Håland can hold up the ball and give it to both of them and score himself. He's also a great penalty taker and pretty fucking fast too for his size.

Um sweetie did you see who they were playing against?

Go home Alfie.

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You just KNOW

Arsenal desperately need to fix their contract situation, the person who put all these under-performing players on huge wages while vital players slipped through the gaps is insane.

>Why doesn't Southgate cap him in the senior team?
maybe the lad doesnt want to play for England

>t. Erling Braut Håland

>1st of June 2019

Lads.

Will he flop?

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I'M STARTING TO GET NERVOUS DESU LADS WON'T LIE

Just pass it to Ronaldo lol

Haha

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>that's no2 5 months without sex
I'm feeling like I'm drowning

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>Porn block is a month and a half away now

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I mean, would Arsenal fans really be mad if they let Ozil go on a free?

>Conservative party is almost dead

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>be american
>get shot

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Who should I vote for to save porn?

>Ozil only had 3 assists this season

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Rory Stewart for PM. He at least seems sort of genuine

>thinking Corbyn would undo government blocks
Seems like Lib Dems would be the only ones who'd undo it imo

Should be used to them cucking their voter base by now tbqh

>the Lib Dems are rebuilding on a 'Hey, we didn't fuck up the country' platform

compete missing sitter with donaldo

Give it a couple of weeks and they will be breaking out the "dude weed lmao" big guns.

Dominic Raab, we desperately need a libertarian PM

>smoked opium in Iran
based

>>the Lib Dems are rebuilding on a 'Hey, we didn't fuck up the country' platform
.... but they did?

>please forget the only time we ever had any power

When in Rome.

>muh student fees
Do grow up, when lib dems were in coalition they cockblocked loads of nasty tory shit like the snoopers charter

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Why yes I do vote Lib Dems, how could you tell?

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Is this the based and redpilled way to sit?

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I voted for Nick Clegg every election, shame he lost to some autistic person with some myriad of disabilities purely because he was a labour canidate.
>mfw said autist was suspended by labour party few weeks later because of misogynistic comments on his old internet account

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>falling for the electoral jew

Yes, how have you been sitting up until now, you subhuman?

with both feet on the ground
>you subhuman
I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl

Why cant I find the UCL final on TV for free?

What's a TV?

HABBENING
>HABBENING
HABBENING

>GONFIRMED
GONFIRMED
>GONFIRMED

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

HAGI TO AJAX
fiorentina.it/ianis-hagi-pronto-al-passaggio-allajax-alla-fiorentina-il-25-del-trasferimento/
REPEAT:
>HAGI TO AJAX

If you want to crush your balls and starve them of oxygen

Just watch it on youtube la

I'm not capable of that it has to be on TV

BT are streaming it on YouTube for the princely sum of the jannie's weekly wage.

Anyone have the link to the liverpool fan complaining about plastic fans that are buying pizzas at Anfield?

I dont get it

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Here

youtu.be/XmNsWzHgxC8

Fuck off newfag

>tfw granddad died before he could see Spurs in the CL final

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I care

Sorry to hear that. RIP and God rest the soul of a great man.

Thanks lad. Very conflicted because of course I want them to win but I never imagined celebrating something like that without him

Mate... mate... mate. England's best result in U20 World Cup was 8-1 against Nigeria. He scored 9 on his own. That's good regardless. But, lets ignore that. Lets remove his goals from the last match. He has 14 goals in 5 games then. If we include it, 23 in 6 games. If we include just his U19 career, he has 10 in 8. He has 0.45 ratio for Molde. He has 0.50 for Salzburg. He's 18.

I dunno who was 'vital' who left. Ramsey was injured constantly and wanted like £250k a week.

Even though he was born here he went to a Norwegian academy, plays for an Austrian club and hasnt lived here since he was a child. His dad played for Norway and since he probably wants to follow in his footsteps

it's the retard samefag gimmick poster who got btfo by people saying it was retarded that you have to watch the CL on YouTube instead of somewhere like ITV. he took that to mean people didn't know how to watch it on TV and so he doubled down on his autism. he's still going even a year later.

Probably, but he supports Leeds(lol) so I dunno if it's completely impossible.

It was suppose to be today, but got delayed again. Why don't they just can it? It's only going to block a few sites.

Found the boomer

Fuck I thought it seemed familiar

you samefagged your own meme to try and become Yea Forums famous like twain, nobody is falling for it.

>if I say its samefag then it is
Does this make it less embarrassing for you? It's been a year m8 get over it

>it's been a year m8 get over it
the fucking irony of this post, you're the one bringing it up constantly because of your tism. you got called out and you've doubled down, everybody complained about the stream delay and why it was better on tv, you misread it and you've doubled down

that's it, we're done here, keep samefagging away to try and become Yea Forumsfamous.

Why did you quote that guy? Ozil does only have 3 assists this season iirc.

>Sell Pogba for £100 MM, Lukaku for £75 MM and Sánchez for £25 MM.
>Buy Sancho for £75 MM, Rice for £50 MM, Wan-Bissaka for £50 MM and Alderweireld for £25 MM.
There, United just turned into a defensive powerhouse capable of shithousing its way to a Top 4™ finish and a Europa League title.

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nah, we are going for Boateng and Ramos la'

Alonso should be played as a midfielder or something, he just doesn’t have the pace to be a fullback

>Sancho for £75 MM
kek

>this breakdown
Holy kek

wow no one cares, cool

>conservatives will be saying it was because its a "gun free" zone and if someone had a gun there it wouldn't have happened

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reminder it doesn't end there. the other side exists but obviously we know barely anything about it. peace be with you

>Sarri has asked to leave to go to JJ
wtf?! Does he hate it here? WHY?!
was it the 6-0 to man city that sent him over the edge?

Onana to Man Utd doing rounds again
sounds like De Gea is gone

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Probably doesn't want to have to live with no Azzar and a transfer ban.

Don balon is reporting that Hazard will sign for both Barca and Madrid

Any update on the James Martin to Sunday Brunch situation?

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how is Sunday Brunch still so cringe? its been on air years and it still has moments of awkward silence

heard my mum is looking to scupper the deal
she's been leaking to the press "i wouldn't kick him out of bed" and "he could bring me breakfast in bed any time he wants"

Well, his goal-stopping ability certainly is.

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Genius, he'll make double the money!

fuck niggers

>people actually thought de gay was anywhere near top 3

he was over a year ago.
Now though only PSG is stupid enough to buy him and I hope they do.
IF United sort their defence out then Romero is a decent enough goalkeeper for a season

Realisticly, How long its gonna take United to return being relevant again?

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>Buy Sancho for £75 MM

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*caravan

that team looks fucking awful and completely unrealistic.
But to answer your question I think 3 years before they can challenge for title again and that is IF Ole can actually handle the pressure at this level

Scousers can't afford caravans.

>genocidal war criminal no.1

just british things

Am I the only one who couldn't give two fucks about the CL final?

t. seething abl

In a football thread, yeah

SEETHING

Picture of this user

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Why wouldn't you care about the penultimate club football game? Or are you just that much of a football hipster.

>penultimate

Yes, it's the last game of the club football season, so it's "penultimate".

Lestah isn't even in CL final

>last
>penultimate

You are fucking retarded, lad.

Stop bullying me this instant

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>it's the last game of the club football season, so it's "penultimate".

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>last
>"penultimate"

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>that midfield
>that offensive line
>that everything
this wouldn't even finish 6th

let alone that you won't get sancho for 75 million

if penultimate doesnt mean last, then why are penaltys at the end of the match?
checkmate atheists

it's like pentecost innit
jesus' last day on earth

why is this thread so dead most of the day then it comes alive for like 4 hours

it's just early in the morning on a weekend
all of brit Yea Forums is quiet

Stop being a fucking idiot and I will

Mad

Why are you always asking questions

david lunch lol

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because i have no answers

No one will pay 25m for Alexis

>the porn is still up
based

Spurs will beat Liverpool tonight.
Purely for Yea Forums's amusement, if nothing else.

will united sign anyone?

They will sign Rabiot.
And Rabiot will end up behind Spurs next season and that will be hilarious.

>And Rabiot will end up behind Spurs next season and that will be hilarious.
Yes please it will make me very pleased

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>its only the end of the season, transfers dont happen this quick
>weve only just had the FA Cup final, transfers dont happen this quick
>weve only just had the Europa League final, transfers dont happen this quick
YOU ARE HERE
>weve only just had the CL final, transfers dont happen this quick
>the Nations League has just finished, transfers dont happen this quick
>its only the 1st July, transfers dont happen this quick
>its only the first match of preseason, transfers dont happen this quick
>its only 1st August, transfers dont happen this quick

Chelsea, Chelsea CHELSEA?

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Daniel James is pretty much nailed on by the sounds of things
Rabiot probably
A right back of some kind
A Goalie if they sell De Gea
Another midfielder and attacker if they sell either or both of Lukaku and Pogba

Expect transfers soon™

OH GOD SOMEBODY JUST FUCKING BUY THIS GUY ALREADY SO WE CAN BUY ODEGAARD

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hopefully no Rabiot.
Duncan Castles claimed they bid for Onana and was told pay €40m for him. Sounds OK in todays market

you just know Ed wants to spunk it on a marquee signing as well

The Reds are set to make a decision soon over pursuing transfer targets Timo Werner from Leipzig and Lille's Nicolas Pepe, according to reports in the Star.

Meanwhile, Liverpool's opponents in Madrid tonight, Tottenham, are locked in negotiations with Real Betis over Giovani Lo Celso, say the Star. The La Liga club are believed to be demanding a whopping £88m for their highly regarded Argentina midfielder.

>Meanwhile, Manchester United are closing in on a deal to sign Sporting Lisbon midfielder Bruno Fernandes, reports the Sun.

There are yet more stories circulating in this morning's papers about the future of in-demand Bournemouth forward Ryan Fraser, who Arsenal are reportedly interested in signing this summer.

>Arsenal are willing to pay a percentage of Mesut Ozil's £350k weekly wages in order to push a transfer through in the summer window, according to reports in the Daily Mail.

Manchester United are set to bid over £100m for Benfica's Joao Felix, according to Correio da Manha.

>Atalanta have asked SPAL for wing-back Manuel Lazzari and could even bring Andrea Petagna back to Bergamo, claim Sky Sport Italia.

Napoli are reportedly in talks with Real Madrid’s €60m rated forward James Rodriguez, as Coach Carlo Ancelotti wants a reunion.

>Now that Antonio Conte is the new Inter Coach, reports grow that they’ll attempt an exchange deal between Mauro Icardi and Juventus star Paulo Dybala.

After reportedly reaching an agreement for Edin Dzeko, Inter could follow that up by signing his Roma teammate Aleksandar Kolarov.

>Manchester United have been quoted a €60m price-tag for Milan goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, according to the Corriere della Sera.

Multiple sources state Chelsea have agreed to release Maurizio Sarri, but there are some who maintain Juventus are waiting for Pep Guardiola or Mauricio Pochettino.

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>Napoli have reportedly contacted temperamental Atletico Madrid striker Diego Costa, as he is on the transfer list after receiving an eight-match ban in La Liga.

Fiorentina goalkeeper Bartlomiej Dragowski, who spent six months on loan at Empoli, is reportedly ready to join Southampton for €10m plus bonuses.

>Philadelphia Union extend loan deal with Metz for 25-year-old central midfielder Jamiro Monteiro

Galatasaray are on the verge of signing 30-year-old Toulouse winger Jimmy Durmaz on a free transfer

>FC Metz agree deal with AC Ajaccio for 25-year-old left-back Manuel Cabit

Record sale for Nantes - will be receiving €15m from Sevilla for Diego Carlos. (RMC)

>Everton have formally opened negotiations with Lyon for the transfer of winger Bertrand Traoré.

Elseid Hysaj “expressed his desire to leave Napoli,” confirmed his agent, although the €40m asking price is putting off Juventus and Atletico Madrid.

>“I regret that I have to find a new club for Mario Rui. He didn’t get the recognition he deserves, he has a great season. There doesn't seem to be any wish from the club to confirm him for next year, so we will work towards his exit.

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>Meanwhile, Manchester United are closing in on a deal to sign Sporting Lisbon midfielder Bruno Fernandes, reports the Sun.
>Manchester United are set to bid over £100m for Benfica's Joao Felix, according to Correio da Manha.
one of these is true

>it's a small technical player linked with arsenal episode

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I really really really like women lads

Signing either of them would mean Pogba is pretty much going or he will be playing deeper in midfield either in a 2 or as a part of a diamond 4-4-2.

Marina where are the twinks?
Between Hazshit leaving and CHO being injured + Pedro/Willian being bad Chelsea needs two new wingers

>... and spurs have won the champions league
>what a game, what a game...

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Pulisic is pretty twinkish

But he's only one.
Do they really want me to go through another season hating Willian?

Is the qt Dybala available? Don't really care if he's shit.

She was an authoritarian, despite being "elected."

PRINCESS DIANA IS "GREATER" THAN ISAAC NEWTON AND SHAKESPEARE

DISREGARD THIS LIST

I can't decide if he's attractive or not

Pentecost is next Sunday you heathen

He sort of looks like a sized down Andy Serkis.

>163 cm

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didn't ask christcuck

ITT: Nonces

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Basel might replace Koller with Patrick Rahmen over the summer

What Basel players are the next big thing?

>Former Liverpool and Real Madrid midfielder Xabi Alonso has been appointed as the new head coach of Real Sociedad's B team.
I'd go gay for Xabi. No homo

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Eray Cömert will probably move in the next few windows, he's a fairly solid CB. Noah Okafor is basically Shaqiri 2.0, he's going to be their next big transfer. Ajeti will probably eventually move back to a bigger league too.

thanks lad

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and oh any other swiss league talents to watch out for?

I don't usually go for 'The next X' description, but Okafor is similar enough to Shaqiri for it to be scary.

Depending on how the Nations League semi goes, he might get his Switzerland debut. Partly just to stop Nigeria, since they've been getting a bit too forward with their approaches.

reyes just died in a car crash

sticky

anyone watch that video of him explaining his roles at the clubs he played
was bretty gud

Grim.

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From each team it would be the following:
>YB: Sow, he'll probably move this window. Lotomba is lined up to replace Mbabu, so it'll be interesting to see how he'll do. Spielmann might see his form going upwards again. Lauper is good too, but he's ded right now
>Lugano: Carlinhos Jr., he'll probably move to Serie A eventually
>Luzern: Ruben Vargas, just got called up to take part in NT training, so he's just on the periphery. I think some Bundesliga clubs have been looking at Marvin Schulz too, he originally joined them from BMG's youth, so it wouldn't surprise me
>St Gallen: Stergiou. He's a CB who was the youngest player to debut last season. Which is pretty good for a CB
>Zurich: Omeragic, who would have become the youngest player to debut during the season, then injured himself just before he was set to. Also a CB, but they also played him at RB
>Sion: Probably Toma. He was good in the first half, but sort of petered out towards the end of the season. He could end up looking good again under Henchoz, it's just kind of hard in general to stand out at Sion due to their managerial merry go round
>Grasshoppers: Bajrami is pretty much the only player other than Lindner who's worth anything in that crapheap of a Grasshoppers team. There's word of him possibly joining YB if Sow leaves, which wouldn't surprise me
>Servette: Imeri. He's been a constant presence in midfield and is one of the reasons they're back in the top division. IIRC Sampdoria and Genoa have been following his career
And Thun and Xamax have nobody, like genuinely no talents that manage to stand out.

D

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again thanks lad, I have a boner for "smaller" league hidden gems.

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Fun fact, every one of those talents who's eligible for Switzerland is also eligible for another country, other than Lauper. Not counting Sow, since he's made his debut there are 10 different countries represented.

Oh, I also forgot Omlin, von Ballmoos and Baumann are all solid goalkeeping talents too. Baumann will never make the Swiss NT since they just have too much depth there, but I could see the Dominican Republic eventually making a move for him, he has to be better than what they have right now.

>fans hate him
>knows they're doomed without hazzard
>no transfer
>likely still not respected by players
I'd gtfo back to italy if i was him too tbf

Add in
>Wage rise
>Guaranteed seria a trophy
>Get to live in Italy again

>Been Premier league for 5 days now
>Still not signed a brand new XI

Lifes hard man

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i hope not, my boss supports spurs and he'll be insufferable

Reckon you can keep Abraham?

you're signing that shit jota who plays for birmingham

Villa can do better IMO, Abraham is a terrible Prem level striker. Tap-in and penalty merchant

>26 goals in a season at 21
They'll definitely regret not keeping him.

Any word of Champions League Trophy to Tottenham Hotspur FC?

Announcement at 9:45pm tonight

>implying they aren't winning after THE MAN MOUNTAIN misses the deciding penalty

Have you ever seen him play? He's honestly terrible.
Weak, no hold up play, poor aerial presence. He only scored like 5 of those goals away from home or something as well. He's just a good penalty taker and is good at tap-ins and goals from 6 yards out. Plays like Heskey without the link up play and has the build of Carlton Palmer
t. Swansea fan

anyone watching england new zealand?

I was going to ask you if you thought you were in /cric/ before I realised it was women's footy.

kek

Even still, you don't score 26 goals in a season by being shit. If they don't get someone who can score at least 10+ goals for them in the Prem they're fucked.

love football, simple as

He literally did get 26 goals by being shit.
His movement is worse than many high school players over here. His touch is garbage. I haven't ever seen him make a great pass.

Without chances being served up on a platter, which he won't get in the PL, he's trash

NEW:

>you don't score 26 goals in a season by being shit
in the championship, yes you can. Take a look at the list of Championship top scorers in a season and let me know how many made it in the Prem