/CRIC/

requesting a 'THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN' edit

LMAO

pak's fucked so they're just having a tonk, very nice

Its gonna be a yikes from me lads

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BASED WINDIES LADS

>1%
Too high

>moving to your on side to hit it off
big brain cricket

windies choking

rigging the probability meter to keep himself in a job

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500 iq

based BASED

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR RENTED DESERT SHITHOLE PLAYING ON ARABIAN MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED PAKISTANIS. FUCK OFF.
>AMIR SHOW
>FUCKER
>POOFEEDS
>ONE-HUNDRED AND FIVE (105)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>CHAMPIONS TROPHY LOL
>CAN'T WE PLAY AT BIRMINGHAM LMAO
>THE ANAL RAVAGED POOING GROUNDS ALSO KNOWN AS POOPISSTAN
FUCK OFF POOPISSTAN. GET FUCKED

Imagine if Poofra Shartcher wasn't a traitor. Windies would be unstoppable

>cackistan
Jesus.

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lymph nodes are swollen lads

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At least they got 100 right

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED

Kek. It's not really going to be a one day match is it. Terrible

>it's been four years

brehs

AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Why is the World Cup only 10 teams? What happened to Zimbabwe and Ireland?

yep. baste

grim memories

>Mickey Arthur is their coach

explains a lot desu

Clear as day match fixing, two nations I need gone from mi cricket, Australia is a third

Nice day for a T20 isn't it?

>2.12rpo
watch Gayle do it in 10po
this is finna be KINO

Let's go windies bois

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BCCI cucked them

Zachy on pooicide watch

both teams involved in a match fix? sounds expensive

telstra still down?

WI all out for 79

Cap this

no shit games

Pakis once again getting BTFO and topped by BBC

Nah mate. Just waiting for Sarfraz to go ape shit and yell at his bowlers again haha.

honestly what the fuck was going on when >we hired him

More like zachy on money maker watch after accurately predicting the winner two times in a row
I couldn’t give a shit about fartmir he’s like 35 and a total has been

can't believe the score predictor lied to us

>be Paki
>Get raped

it's a rule that the WA coach has to become the national coach

Might watch Pakistani news during the innings break

bet marky v loves a bit of bongo

Pakistan have lost 12 matches in a row

paki news is depressing; just one honour killing after another

kek

KEK

K E K

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fuck off poo. we can still assblast india any day

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how many tosses has windies won in a row

2/2 here lads
How about you

big but really ugly
gabba tier

a full strength rionegro rocketfuel
a full strength Bulgarian bongo

studying these dimensions closely

THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY ONE

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talking about the predictor
also shut your mouth gabba is kino

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So true

Fuck Pakistan hahahhahahahhahahah

BTFO

Seriously though how do you go from consistently scoring around 350 just a couple weeks ago in these grounds against England to this

>Curtly Ambrose is currently talking about his appearance on the Aussie version of Strictly. He is 6ft 8ins and his dance partner was 5ft 4ins tall.
any ozlad watch this? was he any good?

Ramadan

It's what we do lad

Cornered tigers. All going according to plan

Eden Park SO BIG

Was Ramadan then too. It doesn't affect performance at all actually. Don't be wimps you can go a month without food and 4 days without water

it's pakistan

it'll be fixed

Betting

Kek

If I could be arsed I could literally make a kino flow chart about predicting BOREDI results,’probably one of the most mundane and repetitive sporting shows in existence. Literally eveRy game looks the same except the odd one where there’s the one with the ZOMG EPIC unexpected collapse. Contains literally none of the nuances of test cricket and it honestly feels like an entirely different ‘’’’sport ‘’ i’m involving myself with right now

Where is troo Aryan imran Khan to save pakis ?
mobile.twitter.com/LoyalSachinFan/status/1134422027731898368/photo/2

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Get fucked you goatfuckers lmfao

Watch them after iftar.theyll wreck windies with rooh afza energy

Rent free kek

Oh fun wrong imsge

all out for 71, screencap this

The bizarre rantings of a mentallly ill manlet

have pioneered more gimmicks than you can shake a fist at son

not have i seen an indian meme that i understood

I hope Kashmiri kill himself today lol

there was one that I laughed at, picture of safraz holding a bat like a gun and it had the caption "when you miss your old job"

why are you being a one day cricket brown noser you nonce? Your ‘team’ isn’t even going to make the semis

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Time for Pakistan to get blacked. I can head to the cafe then and get a nice brunch

* ahem *

FUCK pakis FUCK england

They’d definitely crack a semi if your ugly as fuck mum slipped them a viagra. No chance otherwise.

seething

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BASED

wish the same could be said of zach

The Amir show has commenced

meanwhile my based and elite nation of England is literally taking home the trophy, barring some freak catastrophe such as a mustafizur rahim show on a sun baked pitch

This

Hmm I'd say BASED

Plebby B's jinxed >us once again

>my based and elite nation of England
>welsh german living in Bulgaria

It's Mushfiqur you alcoholic brainlet casual

my mum is a millionaire and looks great for her age

England should win the World Cup comfortably

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LEL

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My sides

reminder that Based Tone is officially dead

Post pic, I’ll set my tinder for 50 year old solo mums from Brighton and finally give you a father figure to look up to.

I just observed the potential jinx you idiot, >we’re not jinxed

Holy mother of rekt

The Gayle Show

Holy mother of nonce brown noser

post pics

>paki bowling

/athleanx/

Your mum?

I meant the left arm pacer you absolute slumlord. Reminder your team has absolutely zero chance of winning this World Cup and this satisfies me greatly

what do you call those advertising boards that players stand in front of when they do their post-match interviews? do they have a special name?

on pitch interview advertising board

Based and Athlean xilled.

tha amir show

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the absolute state of this poster.

Is it true that you chose Bulgaria becuase they don't have an extradition treaty so you can't get jailed for noncing?

Frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled
I have keenly followed every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of the ball, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as I do from any test match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

it is true

fuck me that went high

Hlw dear bros how have you been

True

how old is Gayle at this point jesus christ

BasedYeah

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THWACKED THE FUCK OUT

Austria dropping bombs.

>Pakistan may be losing this game but they still have tremendous support. The crowd chants Mohammad Amir's name as he charges to the crease. It's no exaggeration to say it sounds like this game is being played in Karachi - if a little cooler.
nottingham is in many ways the karachi of the west

>tell Archer: we're coming
BASED windies fans

>ill swap my SH ‘all got deported because we’re nonces’ flag in for a high powered country European proxy one soley for a final pathetic bid to finally defeat the ‘’ego’’ of an English teacher in a poor country
Absolute state of it

You must be truly intimated by my cricket knowledge

>this guy with the norwegian polar cap

HOLY FUCKING BASED

champion

champion

Facepulls

amir show: initiated

Absolutely based

The comeback is on

Windies lost their Hope

>seething this much at getting BLACKED

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BASED AND BLACKED

WEST CRINGEDIES ON COLLAPSE WATCH

The year of amir has commenced

Mercenaries BTFO

>going to Africa to watch nigs do push ups

bit gay

On the ropes

its funny cuz they r the same lol

are the west indies winning this world cup

the absolute state - never been south of the equator mate

Maybe

amir king khan is fighting in pakistan right before the start of india pakistan game

>monkey noises

Gimmicks I have pioneered-

Dear bros
So true
Full strength

All high IQ right side of 120 gimmicks , vast majority of cric can barely hold a candle to me

HAHAHAHAHA

literally who?

So true

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DON'T BLUSH BABY

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6/10

BASED

Yeah I really believe this

BULL(IED)

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fucking boring
when does the based brainiac bash start lads?

OH NONONO

Wish I was a windrush generation boy drinking stripe and watching my beloved windies with my pals in a Brixton pub

GOAT GOAT GOAT

Full strength was KrazyKrejza

reckon pakistan needed a few more runs to make this a little more competitive

I also wish you got deported

England are based at 50 over cricket lads, reckon in recent years there has been a wide, gaping jofra archer shaped hole that has finally been filled.

Pooran?

The whites are at work

Alchy B has a Jofra Archer shaped hole

Fuck Theresa may irie she a bumbaclart

any gentlemen have good links? my livetv.sx link is really below par.

chrome-extension://emnphkkblegpebimobpbekeedfgemhof/player.html#hls.goodgame.ru/hls/165441.m3u8

Your mum is called alchy? That’s a weird name, what’s it short for? Is it Albanian?

yeah, I can see Australia going undefeated

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Kek

mcafee's gone berserk at this one

Nevermind friendship I found a good link.

no it hasnt be quiet

Alchy B needs to work on his comebacks

pakis trying to take gayle out

>wahab bowling a maiden

you bowling attack is a mare. You have no good fast bowlers meanwhile we have the neo Joel garner. I’m not saying it’s impossible you’ll win but you most likely won’t

To fuckinh gayle too. I’ve seen it all

would like to know gayle’s average mph when running

pakistan have unironically got this

>pooki fielding

it takes him a whole wicket to stop running

im sorry but what kind of a name is pooran

It's related to the Indian surname "Puran"

Everything about this fielding is laughable.

>Nicholas Pooran
Indian+Black mix like Ramnaresh and Shivnarain

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antelope: england
woman: england's competition

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god i wish that was me

Alexa play the song that goes Valerie

I think it is related to the fecal-hindi phrase, poo poo ran down my leg.

pookis/peewees fucks things like those

ahh yea, now this is the wahab riaz im more familiar with

and you need to stop being a world
Cup blow in kiwi nonce suck up casual and provide us with something better than your low energy, floppy dick 5 word no full stop posts generally directed at me just because my knowledge of cricket absolutely mogs on yours you absolute deano

>Implying Cuckland has any chance against NZ

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CAM ON GAYLE

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finding the pretend to be injured meme quite tiresome desu

>antelope

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pakistan are a dusgrace
I was genuinely looking forward to this and they have served up a total non contest
Think their fans should go home to pakistan too

fair to say if you didn’t bet on the toss winners you lost out on free money

t. Zachy b the money maker

its nice watching the windies dominate

i bet they miss you back home

Street shitters bribed poopisstan to play shit to keep Chris Gayle from scoring the first century of the WC

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what do you reckon getting smashed in the bollocks by a chris gayle hook feels like?

#respect

It’s happening lads.

imagine if Pookistan had made a few more runs

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More like Chris GAY-le

no, based black man! why!!!

Sri Lanka New Zealand tips lads? Both absolutely hilariously trash teams,’I think I’ll sleep on this one before calling in the official tip

The west indies players are all black.

Shall be a NZ win

sri lanka for sure

dat casual racism

PooPeeland to win

NZ to win the world cup you have poor cricket knowledge friend. Also, you need two hands for each West Indian Cricketer cocks.

Very bold mate, very bold (this is not an official Sri Lankan tip)

im off to pepe's anyone want anything?

dont blush baby

50 overs not out

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DROPPED

Do you think anyone will be at NZ v SL?
I mean who would buy tickets to that?

BASED disability god NEET how’s it going mate

NZ easy

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Unironically this

yeah you raise a good point actually
What’s the opposite of a blue ribbon event, tomorrow is it

just got a boner for the first time in a week, think im finally starting to get better. that or seeing these bvlls just made me lose control

Chick’n rice please mate

Pretty good just smirking and chuckling at the inbred UK dweebs who think their team is good after beating South Africa (lowest rated at the tournament)

based

Its probably about time we stop all being so surprised when WI do well.

T20 World Cup winners, did well versus England, lots of good test performances as of late. They're a genuinely decent side

Hillary Clinton supports the New Zealand cricket team

double hat trick incoming

This is the post

SA were ranked 3rd

There’s no one better than england though
India’s batting is absolute trash and Australia’s bowling is absolute trash . A full strength jofra archer will be telling

Muscular Australian Post.

Amir show on 104 runs, seven wickets in an over good night WI

Why do pakis always choke against the BLACK BVLL, didnt the exact same thing happen last cup?

Jofra Archer wouldnt even make it into the current australian squad lmao

ranked but not rated

Australia's batting is awful as well
They are just a poor team all around and will possibly finish 5th if they are lucky

safe to say Pakistan missed a trick here

do not think they'll be happy with today's performance

if best Richardson was fit he probably wouldn't Tbh

don't blush baby

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Ish Sodhi (Someone I grew up with in Papatoetoe and know personally) will dominate the tournament.

recently won a five match series against India in India mate, and that was without Starc, Cummins, Smith or Warner

This is in england mate I don't think results in India count for anything lmaooo

BASED FUCKING WINDIES

>match finished in 36 overs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

> without Starc, Cummins, Smith or Warner
So why'd we bring those second raters and cheaters back into the side?

not really a choke when they've lost their last 10 games consecutively and lost a warmup to Afghanistan

crowds indicate otherwise

windies = Yea Forums

everyone else = plebbit

Can afghai bvlls destroy aus?

Pakistan have now lost 13 games in a row LMAO

was kind of hoping this game would still be going at this point. What's a good movie to watch?

Warner is in great form and the other 3 certainly can contribute, might be a dark horse.

Reminder that this was a throwaway game for Pakistan, wanted to get this out of the way and not tire themselves out while fasting. Plan is to kick into gear after Ramadan.

Dark horse for 6th place

Mesopotamia rising

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The game didn’t even last as long as a T20 match fuck off cunts

>dark horse
rated as one of the top teams going in cazzie

You now remember the 2003 WC final

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feel like my workplace is on my case a little bit since they found out how vehemently anti European Union I am

The fuck is he saying?

>afghanistan
>mesopotamia

why is it that the mere mention of ausGODs makes the English tremble with rage?
is it because of the brutal mogging they receive from Australians in every field?

Was going to go to the pub to watch the end of the match. This has fucked my afternoon up

Yea Forums is a remainer board

pakistan vs south africa on sunday at lords

understand the issues with the EU but wouldn't be leaving it myself because of the economic concerns in doing so
simple as that

simply do not want to be involved in any kind of political union with Spanish and Italians, they are literally subhuman and so far removed from Brits culturally . Worst of all Belgium is a literal made-up country and it’s the EU senate.

im not anti European Union
im pro Democracy

>windies net runrate 5.802
hmm

Lib Dem surge lads

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"that could have hardly gone worse"
lel

Imagine exiling your own countryman to a desert island, and then they surpass you at everything.

no it isn’t
Be quiet

cringe

*waves milkshake in your direction*

Pakistan are probably going to blow out England after this lol.

how's that
have you put any thought into this prediction or is it just looool englel as usual

I could perhaps begin to consider a Northern European Union with the scandis and Iceland but yeah trying to throw us in with m*ds is simply a joke and never going to work out. French are bad enough as it is let alone full blown meds

shudder at the thought of free movement into my country from wog nations

>the team that we BTFO 4-0 recently and currently couldn't win a match even if their lives depended on it will beat England XD

back to your trough Soibbo

I bet /cric/ doesn’t have the balls to take one step inside /hoc/ and say that to our faces. Bitches.

That's the fourth shortest completed match, in terms of overs, in World Cup history.

>p-please post in our dead thread

fuck I look cute today
Any woman in Pengdiv right now would be doing themselves a crying shame not passing these big brain genes on to their offspring

No, just considering pakistan always do the opposite of what you expect

Bulgarians are Turkic or Slavic?

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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>"le drink on people XDXD"
time to find a girlfriend and a purpose in life mate.

>le subverted expectations meme

Both. Thought this was common knowledge. They’re Turk Slavs in the same way Czech people are German Slavs

>"But atleast we were nott last like India"

BTFO

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pre-slavic balkanites with a bit of slav and turkic mixed in

Deanos TV is so fucking enormous it can be witnessed lighting up the billinghurst-Guildford A-road from space

This isn't a sport

Based and Maroonpilled

it's so much more

drank a gallon of milk in 12 hours

>Poopystan
lmao. gonna be fun when India faces them this time

dj
bravo

FUCKING BASED

pakis getting BTFO in the comments
youtube.com/watch?v=0Nyg7-S1UCM

>those Indians in Indian shirts celebrating every West Indian run

brave Tbh

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this is the comment

swear to god if Donald trump declares war on Iran I’m completely checking out of society and not rising to the sound of my (((alarm))) ever again
I have literally almost had it up to here with yank fat neocon warlords and if I was the same age I am now during the Iraq war I probably would have already checked out of society

LITERALLY me

Lmao she ugly. Most pakhtun women are supposed to be cute

not even trying to spin it like they did with Iraq it's all so blatant

t. Brainful brainstar

Plebby B on getting conscripted watch

>caring about a war on the other side of the world
iran nor america play cricket so they can both get wiped out for all i care

You on selling houses for fat commission watch deano

it's going to affect us quite badly

if America didn't get involved in Asia Islamic terror would quite literally not exist

>temp in hometown: 47c
>temp where i live: 24c
nice

Bulgaria seems like a strange place to go for sex tourism desu

sorry I'm not gay

making frustratingly slow progress at the gym lads

theguardian.com/world/2019/may/31/ex-minister-alistair-burt-says-us-policy-pushing-middle-east-towards-war

just read this

Bangalore?

...says the smelly turdlet whilst prancing around in his sequined pantaloons

enjoying the cricket lads

my parents cant afford sky and the streams are shit
but its good to see the windies back
gayle force is on baby

you just have to have the right mindset of "you lose some and you lose some"

yes

had a few at my school

Australian born and raised but the moment India or Sri Lanka tour suddenly they're south asian

...says the cuck who has wilfully given his land and wife to niggers

Well I'm awake lads. I thought this game would either be a tight match or an absolute fucking raping. It was the latter. Gayle showed why he's a wicket you need to get quickly. I'm shocked that West Indies bowling has suddenly got good. I honestly would not be surprised if they win it again. I thought they looked good after beating New Zealand and put it down to a fluke but they've shown again they have the batting power and the bowling quality. Their pedigree will be tested against India, Australia and England. They should beat the rest of them. I don't see Bangladesh or Sri Lanka or RSA causing any troubles.

imagine if the windies had jofra as well ;_;

jofra archer is English mate

love the west indies

it's a cliche but they're the one team everyone wants to see do well

If pakis keep getting BTFO, for sure there will be some explosions. Hope they take out afghanis instead though

just like stokes, pietersen, morgan etc ye

Yes

Well he only became eligible to play for England like last year, they had plenty of time to snap him up. He was born to a British father so he's able to play for either. Barbados is British clay and still has /are Liz/ as Head of State.

WI
Australia
England
India
New Zealand

top five easily

dunno which of India, New Zealand or WI will crack the four. India is the safe bet but I wonder lads

youtu.be/RcQ3ptLUiw8

India has qualified for the semi finals of every ICC tournament this decade

>Ben Stokes
Doesn't sound like a Maori name to me.

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I wonder lad

Stokes is as English as Labuschagne, Khawaja, SOK or Renshaw are Australian

well my bad hey had bar one
>2011 WC: winner
>2012 WT20: super 8
>2013 CT: winner
>2014 WT20: final
>2015 WC: semi final
>2016 WT20: semi final
>2017 CT: final

STOP FUCKING YOUR COUSINS YOU HIDEOUS MIRPURI CUNTS. HAVE MERCY ON THE GENEPOOL.

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>t. married to cousin

OH NONONO
telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11723308/First-cousin-marriages-in-Pakistani-communities-leading-to-appalling-disabilities-among-children.html

STRONG SHOULD FEAR THE WEAK

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Based

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>Pakistan - 105/10 (21.4)
>West Indies -108/3 (13.4)

What the hell lmao.

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Why are we committing national suicide?

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So, metaphorically you.
Literally.

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You've just got to believe.

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in the event of a paki vs poo final who would you support?

i am going with the pakis

pakis

Pakistan

just play a more interesting brand of cricket

t. Imran Tahir and Hashim Amla

grim memories of Australia getting Cuckworth Poopissed out of the CT semis

t. Usman khwaja

Cricket isn't about frantic athleticism and winning. It's about the sights and sounds, relaxing atmosphere punctuated by points of interest. Something that goes on while you are enjoying company, solitude or a nice drink. The thwack of leather ball on bat, occasional distant vocalisations, smatterings of applause. it's all reminiscent of a lazy English summer.

Kind of like the Slow TV of sports, it's a different experience and delightful.

Sadly cricket is not k i n o anymore and has been replaced by loud and obnoxious rap hip hop music blaring in the background and weird third world chants. I blame pakis and Indians

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just fuck off you autistic cunt

please show more respect to white people who invented cricket. especially on a board devoted to cricket. if you want to spout off i would suggest you go to a board or thread that are actually about pakistani achievements like /poor/ or /starving/

i hope they take your farm soon and fuck your wife while they're at it.

>spamming politics in a cricket thread

kys Noncey b

and i hope you are reincarnated again as a pakistani.

It's all about the banter.

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Kek

T20 is reddit

It's been 20 years since the world cup that was 20 years ago. Fug. Still remember watching dravid blast the opponents on DD national

makes you think

youtube.com/watch?v=YM4BE14pAgo

kek the absolute state of the seething paki

brush that dark busy mustache of yours and get on your 50cc honda bike and have a long hard think

You mean the way that I believe Britain is strong enough to change the EU if we stay in?
While Brexiteers think Britain is too weak?

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>PAK v IND final.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Trust me, it's gonna be IND v ENG

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did you see the part i typed "in the event"? why do you just ignore it?

Just showered for the fifth time

hmm good idea

i shower twice a day. but yeah grats on your fifth shower. do you get a cake in india after you have showered 5 times?

Unironically had blueberry cheesecake and red velvet just few moments ago

cute boy

>blueberry cheesecake
mote

so tomorrow you gonna be a two tone soft serve shitting machine on the pavement?

>Once a young boy went to pathan doctor
>boy: doc I have a fever, please give me a injection
>pathan: ok take off your pants, bend over and show me your buttocks
>boy: that is all fine but could you give me the injection first?

Yeah while watching Malema's men chop another white farmer's head off on my Jio phone.

You're not me. Who's malema? Mandela's son?
>on my Jio phone
Based

Brutal. Savage. Rekt.

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An absolute madman that wants to slaughter white people and send the Indians back to India

>pookistan

Holy fucking based rare flag

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BASED south america

>the racist saffer went quiet
probably watching his mum's beheading rn as i type

A for Akmal
B for Ball
C for Catch
D for Drop

rare because they all kill themselves

Holy mother of based. Taking to Europeans in the language they understand

litteral street shitters in this thread.

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And I'll still be alive shitting in the street watching Malema's thugs plough a tractor through your shantyshed, you bitter cunt lel

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go do your POOjah street shitter

>litteral
>TT
the absolute ass ravaged state of this man.

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m8 have you ever been in one of those flying metal things that take you to places where there isnt poo in the air

And I'll still be alive watching Malema's goons now set fire to you and your neighbourhood on my Jio smart TV.

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Have you? If you have, you wouldn't be rage typing on your keyboard waiting for angry africans to barge in and murder you

hy dink ons is een poster :)
quiet poo poster respect your white masters

>hy dink ons is een poster
ooga booga ooga

It's just retard speak for "he thinks we are the same posters"

fucking kek these losers live in literal mumbai tier slums

I'll pay my respects after you're buried alive six feet under the ground, dw.

grim

Not thinking too much of these Indian blow-ins 2bh lads. Needlessly aggressive bunch.

india nobel prize winners:5
south africa nobel prize winners:11

>rreminding the racist saffer of his incoming fate is aggressive now
>needlessly provoking the paki and Indian posters isn't.
Dumb poopeelander

one of the indian nobel prize winners was mother theresa. so its actually 4 vs 11

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Ignore this post

I'm ignoring you

Don't you FUCKIN DARE say anything about Mumbai, you Bihari.

Bombay

*New allahabad

TamilNadu 2.0 aka Dharavi Maxima

Once read a news about dharavi residents being helped through charity by bihari organizations. Tamil bows to BBL big bihari lund

The Bihari bows down before Tamil for his livelihood(kinda reflective of reality desu since the only way Biharis can progress is escaping)

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pic related, rich fat Tamil brahmin fixing an entire tournament for his Bihari stooge

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One retired , the other is still in the game :^)

>start clicking bridges, realize there are only two bridges
>covertly move my eyes up
>click all cars
>One car was on the bridge

good night seething indian horde. i will be back tomorrow.

youtube.com/watch?v=J5s2vcZB-ok
need more of dis tbqh ngl bla x

BASED blabla

You heard from Snake lately?

umm..he is LONG overdue for a sesh innit ..won't be surprised if he showed up here soon x

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This man is the reason the BCCI managed to wrap its claws around the ICC. He’s the Florentino Perez of cricket

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youtube.com/watch?v=Z475OMeuHgk

tis beena minute innit sesh
x

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BASED and REDBALLED

youtu.be/vlK3m8RTJsU
x

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youtu.be/K_-xm_oOeKo
>gully fielding in maluku selatan
x

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Which part of the west indies are you lads from?

T&T originally m8

youtu.be/DlUKMMmsE_g

dare i say it, the windies are back innit x
x

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east indies ;)

^
x

Jamaica because my dad is honorary Jamaican and has a 3D poster of Bob Marley and listens to him everyday. Also has his music on vinyl and CD

Barbados

Because, with or without that phrase, the implication is that you consider it a possibility.
Which is why I am laughing at you.

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BTFO

West Indies rons tings

>West Indies rons tings
The theme song: youtu.be/PLk5W2Chg7M

>all out for 105

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>the virgin 50-over match
>the chad 13.4-over victory

Good World Cup so far

still sick lads

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kek

KEK

just watched the highlights

pakistan involved in a betting scandal I am telling you. no one plays that retarded at this level

also what the fuck is up with pakis anyway? one looked more retarded then the other. stop breeding with your sisters

>you could’ve just put the whole game

>pakistan involved in a betting scandal I am telling you. no one plays that retarded at this level
Big if true

lads what's the cure for autism

poo replacement therapy

Fuck why is every other poo poster so CRINGE

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Everything but dutasteride and finasteride

What's the best JAV?

For me, it's ONGP-031.

The strip clubs in Yakuza:Kiwami

Just remember lads that a tall skinny guy with tattoos will always be there to steal your girl

>tripfag
>others are cringe
wew

And that guy is me

Magic mushrooms

a full strength 3 day weekend

A full-strength Queen

a full strength mahjong game

A fully erect penis in Asian gf

>trans on female
not my cup of tea
for me it's MIAE-275

a fully flaccid Finasteride penis

a full strength /cric/

>censored
Even in porn you guys are casuals.
RED 105
DSAM 21
XXX-AV 21804
SKY 115

yw

>uncensored
>model is cute, performs well, and doesn't have fucked up teeth/tattoos/scars
>good camera work
>the niche combination of kinks you like
Pick three.

I pick none. Porn is a disgusting habit.

cringe and whiteballed

erai

A full strength new thread

>BSK thread
shall.

Actually might just stay here Jesus fucking cringe

>500
better get over to the new thread lads

Join us lads

Tipping a NZ matchthread at 9pm

now this is based

freo playing in the afternoon
new zealand and australia playing in the evening

going to watch it all from the pub

>paying triple the price for beer you can get in a shop

JAV is bad

NZ and AUS playing what exactly?