/seriea/ - last™ thread before the break

when Inzaghino said he would stay at Nazio?

PALLOTTA OUT
BALDINI OUT

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freaky cunt

Giampaolo is literally terminating his contract right now

I so want to see Froggy get more minutes

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Reminder that Monchi gave a 5 year contract to a keeper with one good tournament. That keeper conceded 58 goals in 35 matches this season

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thank you hungry skeleton

Prandelli getting sacked rn

B-Betty NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What a slut

Why? Where is the top coach?

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I will order 1x Zaniolo thank you

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Is Juventus the only well run italian club?

CAIRO VATTENE! TORINO TI ODIA!

You mean Italian as in "run by an Italian president/owner"? In that case you have Atalanta and possibly Torino too, Percassi is a good man and apparently cares about the team.
Otherwise if by Italian you simply mean any team from the Italian leagues, then Inter is getting there too along with the already mentioned teams.

>Inter
>Well run
Holy fuck lmao

That is why I said they're getting there. The biggest problem Inter currently has is Ausilio, they'd need to get a better Sports Director.

Bovino infame

How exactly are they getting there?

sei passato dal ristorante da 10€ al cinese sotto casa in cui vai quando hai il frigo vuoto, pezzente

youtu.be/n6wwLwSc-vw?t=72

asroma.com/en/news/2019/5/a-letter-to-roma-fans-by-jim-pallotta
A LETTER TO ROMA FANS BY JIM PALLOTTA

Top wew, that's like half a book he just posted

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Gli jumerdini si agitano, non capiscono e non si capacitano

cringe but cringe

By having the chinks actually trying to expand Inter by doing the right investments and hiring Marotta as Inter's CEO? I'm in no way an Inter fan, but they're currently the biggest threat for Juventus, unlike Napoli and their joke of a president.

>Icardi will reject any offers coming his way this summer. "His intention is to stay with Inter for at least another season." - Wanda Nara

shes so based

>right investments
>Asamoah
>Nainggolan
>Vrsaljko
>Sold Zaniolo and Kondogbia
>Probably going to buy an old Crotian like Rakitic or Modric for 50 mil

So Conte isn't anymore a bald rubbentino with a cat on his head huh

What's ADL doing wrong though? He turned Napoli into the 2nd best team

>Asamoah
played a shit ton been great
>Nainggolan
had a gud second half of season and scored the winner to get inter to ucl

>I personally know that some clubs have not taken Financial Fair Play as seriously as we have but that is on them. I called it with AC Milan a couple of years ago, when I looked at what they were doing, and I simply couldn’t understand it.

>People told me I was wrong but now they are being looked at for what they did and they are not the only club currently under investigation and who will probably be punished. We cannot afford to be in that position or take those risks.
Based

>Asamoah
They basically got him for free, so why not.
>Nainggolan
I suppose that was one of Spalletti's requests
>Vrsaljko
He was on loan, although they already had D'Ambrosio so I don't really know why they got him
>Sold Zaniolo
Possibly the biggest mistake they did in the past few years, so I gotta agree on this
>Kondogbia
He was shit for most of the matches anyway
>What's ADL doing wrong though? He turned Napoli into the 2nd best team
He did, he saved Napoli from Serie C many years ago and made them the 2nd best team, but he's been constantly lying to Napoli fans for the past few seasons. Also, He isn't willing to invest in the team anymore, which is also why he bought Bari last year and is trying to sell Napoli.

>Asamoah
was free, had an ok season
>Nainggolan
had issues with fitness, solved those and immediately improved the team
>Vrsaljko
was decent but permadead, not even bought
>Sold Zaniolo and Kondogbia
Zaniolo had one good game in his career. Kondogbia is an overrated hack who lost his will to play before Zhang and Marotta
>Probably going to buy an old Crotian like Rakitic or Modric for 50 mil
And? 50 mil for elite players is nothing these days.

What the fuck does #NotForEveryone mean?

>And? 50 mil for elite players is nothing these days.
I agree, too bad neither of those 2 are elite any more

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>Kondogbia

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ym--nFdF1I

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Not for Milan and Roma

I disagree but ok. It's gonna be Lukaku and De Paul who they end up buying anyway so your argument is still shit.

tried to link the last part but im too retarded to do it.

Serie A about to get blacked

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Definitely. The article was too weird with its references to Zaniolo's mom getting robbed and Adnkronos. Besides, De Rossi performed objectively well when he played this season, better than most, which doesn't fit with the narrative of him wanting to sabotage the team.
It's probably true that some of the more important players in the team weren't happy with EDF, but that's all there probably was to it.
While I don't doubt that there were complaints, I do doubt there was a full on group of conspirators actively trying to sabotage the team and blackmail the administration.
What the email demonstrates, to nobody's surprise, is that Pallotta is a shit absentee president.

I hope it's bullshit, and I hope we get a new coach before getting players we won't need

>I disagree
Yeah because you probably haven't watched them play
>Lukaku
Would work in favor of my argument
>De Paul
Actually a good signing

W H O

I can't see Inter's back3 working well for Conte. In the past he had a good mix of ball players/passers/speed. His Chelsea team struggled when Luiz got injured for that reason.

Chelsea struggled because their players are shit

Just do a Buyern and sign Chiesa, Zaniolo, and Barella

You speak in a lot of probables and wishful thoughts

those trips have redeemed you

>You speak in a lot of probables and wishful thoughts
You support a shitty meme club

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asroma.com/it/notizie/2019/05/lettera-ai-tifosi-della-roma-da-jim-pallotta

It's honestly long as fuck and doesn't say shit. I advise against reading it.
>I swear we'll improve
>I always wanted to win believe me
>dicksucking to DDR (more on this later)
>de rossi only got mad because Monchi told him he wouldn't get anybody to replace him and then bought nzonzi de day after
>la gggggente is trying to put directors against each other
?????? The people? Which one of you guys hired Bonini?
>I'm disappointed fans don't believe on me
>Salah wanted to go away i swear
>Alisson had to go for the FFP
He's literally on tape saying there's no way he would have kept him for 70m
>it's the FFP fault!
>Baldini doesn't have any powers. He only advises me and helps me get some players
lmao
>He didn't have anything to do with DDR contract
>general shitting on De Rossi saying he's always injured
>rant about young players needing playtime and that's why De Rossi had to go
>shit attempt at pretending he knows anything about football (not like he actually wrote this but still)
>it's all Monchi's fault
>I swear the club isn't a fucking mess. Top management all around
Yikes

Man, I think that shit is worse than #WeAreACMilan and #GetReady.

Kondogbia was dogshit at inter, why force a player who didn’t even want to be at the club anymore?

>I hope it's bullshit, and I hope we get a new coach before getting players we won't need
Same. I (still) rate Berardi and wouldn't mind him joining the team, but they need to stop signing players the coach doesn't need/want

They should:
1. announce Petrarchi and sign a coach
2. lock down important (young) players like Zaniolo and Pellegrini
3. devise a transfer strategy and start trading

de vrij and skriniar are both great passers. godin dunno about. rano is ok too and danilo is not gud at passing.

at least I don't have sex with sheep

There is an english version too.
asroma.com/en/news/2019/5/a-letter-to-roma-fans-by-jim-pallotta

hashtags are cringe by default

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He's just salty we signed the best coach available on the market so his team will have to go for Gasperini

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#HaveSex

>we lived long enough to see the change of tides, Inter on its way to being a powerhouse, Milan descending to true calcio mediocrity, Gobbi being absolutely furiously buttblasted over Conte and grand unveiling of Rioma Banter Era

Fras literally perfect timeline

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#truth

>He's just salty we signed the best coach available on the market so his team will have to go for Gasperini
Inter signed Jose?

>Pellegrini
Agree. Both in terms of Luca and Lorenzo. I'd like them both to stay at Roma. Kolarov is 33 and we need a left footed left back to be able to step up in his place.
Santon has been good enough when he played as RB this season imo.

Watch them bring Milan back to the CL.

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The princess of /seriea/

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Jose was never "available" for Inter, both parties know that a second stint would ruin what he did with the treble. Conte is basically Mourinho lite in the sense that he's an angry cunt with a chip on his shoulder (except he's younger, knows how to deal with zoomers and still hungry for success).

What did Jewentus mean by this?

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Wenger said no to Milan last year because he want to be a manager with full power on market signing like he do when he was at Arsenal

Inter don't consider Milan as their rival anymore, right? Then it'd be pretty meme-y to have Mou managing Milan.

It's a friendlier rivalry, if they somehow hired Spalletti I'd be sad big time

Hiring burned out coaches that were relevant a decade ago is a worse approach than hiring midtable coaches and hoping at least one of them will make a breakthrough. The latter option won't cost Milan as much as Mou.

Inter > Conte
Juve > Guardiola
Milan > Mourinho
Roma > Klopp
Fiorentina > Pochettino
Napoli > Ancelotti

SerieA kino is back on the menu, we're going to become the best league again

This is why I never want Mou back at Inter. It would hurt too much to see him come in and fail

>El Shaarawy said he grew alot since joining Roma and that he thinks he had a good season
I'm happy for him. Another player that should look to lock down since his contract ends in 2020

>Kolarov is 33 and we need a left footed left back to be able to step up in his place
Yeah. I'd even be open to leaving him in Cagliari for another season. He needs all the play time he can get

Mou values his Inter achievements too highly and too passionately to manage Milan or Juventus. I could see him going to Roma though.

>I could see him going to Roma though
pls no

Ancelotti > jj
De Zerbi > nabule
Sarri > riomma

>Mou values his Inter achievements too highly and too passionately to manage
Mourinho doesn't give a shit. He didn't care about Chelsea when signing for United

Inter > Conte
Juventus > Spalletti

Spalletti wins treble, Inter wins nothing

We all agree this is the best option? Good

He didn't win the most insane, emotional treble ever with Chelsea though. Also, Chelsea/United rivalry is nothing when compared to Inter/Milan or Inter/Juventus.

Jose is basically just a mercenary manager. He doesn't give a shit about rivalries

>Nzonzi is the player who runs most in all of Roma
wew

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That for the entire season or what?

based headless brozo

that's like your opinion dude

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*works hard for the team*

average distance run per game over the whole season

Your opinion is biased, mine is not

>based headless brozo
He is borderline retarded for real, it's not a meme

There was a rumour Arsenal/Emery were interested in him. Pls go pls go pls go

>no u
good argument

*has a cheeky think in your way*
Conte should play him in a Beckenbauer role desu

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>Napoli > Ancelotti
not happening. he can't go that low

user, I...

For me, it's the Bolognenpress

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Begone boomer

Manoas going to juve?
He said he is not sure if he ll stay with Roma next year.

Brozo is perfect where he is, give him Barella for the ultimate "le run a lot and win lots of ball player" couple

>even Inter got a top tier coach
JUUUUUSTTTTTTTT

Imagine how funny it would be if there was an uncensored version of this photo haha

Why is Sarri going to Juve? Why is Sarri rated by anyone? Genuinely befuddles me

>bald conte

good luck from a chelseafag

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Because Inzaghi Is a less experienced version of Allegri, Mouyes will never come to Juventus, Guardiola either this year (perhaps next one?), and Pochettino is too risky.
Sarri is perfect since he knows Serie A already, would improve Juventus' playstyle and his the cheapest option available out of all the top managers.

>Guardiola neither this year (perhaps next one?)
Fixed

>Guardiola either this year (perhaps next one?)
how come jj fags are allowed to be delusional

Well, Guardiola usually never stays in a team for more than 4-5 years and has been in basically every major league in Europe a part from the Italian one. I'm pretty sure that his next team is going to be an Italian one, and unless Conte fails at Inter, which I don't think he will, Juventus is the only option left. Milan is still too far even if they will eventually reach the top in a few years.

>there are still people not realizing it already happened

Guardiola the Brescia la

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>would improve Juventus' playstyle
You think so? Sarriball is some of the worst, boring shit I have seen a top team play. Possession for the sake of it. I'm not even a Chelsea fan and I hate it

Now that would be kino if Baggio joins too

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It's also bullshit when he talks about a 24 player limit and saying that he can only have so many players in the team.
This is bullshit for two reasons.
The first and minor reason is that the limit is 25 players.
The second reason is that you can have an infinite number of under-22 players in the team. Therefore any player born after January 1st 1997 will not count towards the 25 player limit.
Currently, there are only 19 players born before 1/1/97. Not even close to the limit. The team could still grow by 6 over-22 players (it won't) and they would still all be eligible to play.

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Sarri hasn't once played Sarriball while at Chelsea

psg would be more suited to him than current jj
hasnt been in france yet and he wont pass up that sweet qatar money

Well, it certainly would be better than Allegri's masterful tictocs, although he isn't as good at managing the locker room as Max was.
Well, at PSG he would obviously have a bigger budget than he would at any Italian team, but I think that the Ligue 1 doesn't have the same charm as Serie A. Besides, now that >our league is (hopefully) getting more and more competitive, it might be more interesting to train here than in France.

youtube.com/watch?v=S8iTXQMEVPY

Full-length interview with Lex Zhang and Conte

He looks really cool bald.
He should join the unexposable Zidane and Poop Solver of Football Guardiola and create the bald fraud triad.

>thinks you can convert to a possession system in 3 months
>doesn't question why Guardiola has to spend 500mil to get city going

>Am I really going to be bossed around by this Chink zoomer?

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>He should join the unexposable Zidane and Poop Solver of Football Guardiola and create the bald fraud triad.
Not so fast José, that place is already taken

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maybe its just wishful thinking on my part
want him to stay out of Italy until Milan are good enough to offer him a tempting project
feel like historically hes more a Milan coach than jj

Don't think guardiolel is going to live that long

Historically he definitely is, Juventus never really relied on managers focused on refined play styles. The last time they did it didn't really end well (see Maifredi), so.
Perhaps Agnelli wants to change that, with either Sarri or I guess Guardiola If everything goes well.

>refined play styles
Conte had one. Most clubs are going in that direction it seems, (unless you can assemble 11 elite players like Madrid and just scream vamos)

Conte's play style isn't as intricate as Sarri's or Pep's, but yes he does have one indeed.
But Conte has never been an option anyway, Agnelli is apparently still pretty pissed after what happened in July '14.

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>not for every one
what did they mean by that ?!

It's never gonna happen after all he spent to get hair transplants

>Conte had one
Conte is a pragmatist. His style is whatever he thinks will best counter the opposition

Rumors of De Ligt considering JJ as an option

How would you change this AS Roma alternate timeline starting XI?

Alisson
Rudiger
Manolas
Marquinhos
Emerson
De Rossi
Strootman
Pjanic
Nainggolan
Salah
Dzeko

bin the bottom three

>tfw thinning hair

made it to my 30s. could be worse, i guess.

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Who plays in their place?
This is only current/ex Roma players

>Juventus are willing to include Perin in the deal for Zaniolo. (Tmw)

'no'

Stop setting me up for disappointement
Just announce manolas already

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Boateng IN frà

JJ transferlisted players:
>Dybala
>Mandzukic
>Pjanic
>Alex Sandro
>Cancelo
>Khedira
>Higuain
>Douglas Costa

JJ transfer targets:
>Rabiot
>Chiesa
>De Ligt
>M. Savic
>Icardi
>N’Dombele
>Zaniolo
>Romero

>Rabiot
>Chiesa
>Icardi
>Romero
This gotta be a joke

90min.com/it/posts/6380700-juve-spoiler-sulla-nuova-seconda-maglia-2019-2020-foto/partners/44317

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SOULLESS

getting more money without buying big player

Roma should unironically hire Spalletti

>cancer
>overrated
>unrealistic
>overrated
>cancer
>fine
>fine but might be too early for a move
>fine but a bit redundant if Demiral is signed

When will Allegri get the same treatment?
He needs to contact B's doctor.

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You mean Conte's doctor. B's treatment is shit compared to Antonio's

prime benatia should start

Conte's is a little bit too good, it looks fake like a wig.
He should get his hair back to 2010 level where they weren't great but at least believable.

Really want to know, I have a receding hairline and I'm afraid it might become worse... no one in my family is bald tho

It all depends on your grandfather from your mother’s side fra

>"Baldini is just an advisor"
>"he helped in signing our best players and in the biggest sales"
so he literally does the transfer market

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heard it was proven wrong, but he isn't completely bald at 82, only the front

He destroyed Arsenal.

not masturbating is the ultimate anti-baldness redpill

My hair is exactly like 2016 Conte but hate it because it's completely straight. Wavy hair is superior.

Are you Benfica's centreback German Conti?

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Stile Inter

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Actually testosterone is what accelerates balding in a lot of males. This is why a lot of men who go to the gym a lot often lose a lot their hair. If fapping reduces test building up too much it actually combats hairloss.

Fapping releases test through your skin. A part of that test is released through your scalp in the form of DHT, a sex hormone which does some bad shit to your hair roots. Keep in mind that DHT released during sex has a different chemical composition from the one released during masturbation, with the latter one being more damaging. Look that up if you dont believe me. Test buildup is a meme as well, your nuts/body are capable of dissolving any excess test you produce.

Dirty/DHT soaked scalp can get irritated and damaged, and combination of all of those factors leads to your hair not getting proper nutrition. This causes the follicles to become thinner and ultimately fall out. tl;dr fap maybe once a week and wash your hair daily with a mild shampoo and your hair should become more healthy.

Losing your hair is better than losing Jesus and heaven

This sounds like some mad up Joe Rogan pseudo-science

>Claudio Garcia, a Portuguese journalist close to Mourinho: "I can say that Mourinho's arrival at Juventus is impossible while Mourinho - Milan is not impossible but difficult option."

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What if you have sex but end up jerking off over a girl in the end?

Lmao at your broscience, nista licno

>Bordalas renewed with Getafe
>Džeko might be on the move, might sign for someone (Inter?) before he joins the NT tomorrow
>Corriere reports Mauro Baldissoni could be getting the sack
>Hysaj's agent wouldn't mind moving him to Rome. Baldini likes him (lmao), but they need to wait for the new coach since Hysaj would only join if he'd be part of a 4 man backline. The price would be €25mil
>Samp wants to retain Gregorie Defrel, but Roma won't take a cent less than the previously agreed €13mil. They're working on a deal

Nope. I'd rather live with Mirante, if that's the case

You'll have to shave it off eventually

>so he literally does the transfer market
The Hysaj rumour lmao

>going bald is better than selling Juan Jesus
no shit sherlock

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Meme all you want but not masturbating for a while makes my hair thicc, strong, and healthy looking. Some of the "broscience" I mentioned can be seen in the video below.

youtu.be/OOpq4YyP3cY

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Yeah Dybala trequartista worked so well this season

>falso nueve

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hello where are the mercato

Doesn't matter that much. Aside of a major flop, they'll win the title. CL semis if they're lucky

how does dybala fair on the wings ?

Like absolute shit

as if douglas costa won't be sold

so while inter confirms conte we still don't know if maldini will stay involved in this project
man it sucks to be a milan fan these days

this but unironically

well sadly it wasn't ironical at all

I am looking forward to Albania's rants against Giampaolo as coach next season.

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I can't wait for Milan to give Maldini full powers only for him to call Giampaolo

Edf is better than those two.

imagine if he resigns

In the shitter, mdrr

I don't get why giampaolo even if de zerbi is the most acclaimed among the managers we can afford

It's done

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Maldini accepted.

well at first I thought it would be the icing on the cake in another failure of a season but thinking about it he hasn't got many expirience in the field so idk

I don't think he'll want to associate his name to another failed legend like almost all of them

yeah that's why he stayed out of milan's plans for years
they say he should announce his decision today so we'll see
I just hope we don't end up like Roma next season

Remember when this manlet had a few good games for Roma and everyone hyped him up? Valladolid won't be retaining his services so he's off to AEK Athens or Genk (or was it Gent, I forgot)

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According to journos Maldini would go for either Inzaghi or Giampaolo, and unless Milan is willing to spend big money there's no reason for the former to leave Lazio right now. Giampaolo on the other hand has delayed his meetings with Ferrero to discuss terms. Although I still think Milan's new coach is going to be a foreigner.

>Conte: "Inter will no longer be crazy"
How much of a smug piece of shit can a human being be

with this claim alone he's lost 2 months of stay on the bench

>with this claim alone he's lost 2 months of stay on the bench
Good thing they gave him that 3 year contract

based

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It was a joke ffs, he said it in a "please lets have no more of that" manner. Zhang looked like a smug cunt during the interview, talking about brands and products like some fucking autist.

The leaders of the Elliott, as reported by Corriere Dello Sport, are not satisfied with the work of Ivan Gazidis in the last couple of months, putting his future at risk.

As Gattuso and Leonardo have left, only Gazidis and Maldini are still standing. However, this could be about to change as the latter's future is yet to be decided, while his response will affect the position of Gazidis.

Should the former Milan captain decide to accept Gazidis's proposal to become the sole manager of AC Milan's technical area, then the position of the South American CEO would also be strengthened.

If, on the other hand, Maldini rejects, it is possible that Elliott will revolutionize the club once again, completely eliminating the current Rossoneri leadership positions. In the meantime, Giampaolo and Inzaghi are being named as the two most likely options for the bench, as the Rossoneri will have to find a new head coach.

is Tardo IN again?

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>BREAKING: Chelsea agree to let #Sarri leave

Conceição was named too
Apparently we can't spend much but it also seems we could've got mourinho with campos from lille so I don't really understand this whole situation

>The leaders of the Elliott, as reported by Corriere Dello Sport, are not satisfied with the work of Ivan Gazidis in the last couple of months
This has to be a joke

>Talks between Gazidis and Maldini will resume on Monday. The dialogue is going well, but they are still trying to find an agreement on certain aspects, according to
@AntoVitiello
.

sounds like fake news user

no one:
milan:hey why don't we just fire everyone and start over from zero again

I have to be honest tho I don't want milan to become arsenal 2.0

>mourinho
I can't see Mourinho happening easily. I'm not in denial, it could definitively happen, but it would be an extremely controversial choice, expecially considering the costs of his contract. Maldini asked for vast powers, it's hard to imagine him approving a megalomaniac as a coach, expecially considering costs, old rivalities, etc. This is another year 0 for Milan, are they seriously trying to rebuild from a manager that according to everyone lost his touch?

then maybe napoli will finally win the league next year

>are they seriously trying to rebuild from a manager that according to everyone lost his touch?
this would be extremely kino

i miss him bros ;_;

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>This is another year 0 for Milan
The fact that this is another year 0 for them tells you everything you need to know about their judgement. Same goes for Roma desu

JINTEER STORIA DI UN GRANDE AMORE
AZZURRO CHE ABBRACCIA IL NERO
UN CORO CHE SI ALZA DAVVERO
PAZZA INTER AMALAAAAA

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i dont think mourinho is realistic at all, all signs point towards them going after someone who is attacking minded, working well with young players, and somewhat cheap
mourinho is none of these things

id argue it isn't year 0 desu, there's finally a core of players to build around, stable ownership (relative to recent history), and if Maldini stays management seems fine

>yeah man let's fire litterally everyone and start spending 300 millions for whichever zoomer Crazy José asks for for the only purpose of making interisti mad
Seems like a foolproof fan greekbro

I find it hard too, I mentioned it just to highlight how we should have a very restricted budget but still contact bigs
I mean I hope we get a good manager but I don't really believe it. No offense to giampaolo, but come on, I would've preferred gattuso desu

Let's say this isn't another made-up bullshit and Gazidis will actually get fired. Who will replace him (and Lelonardo) though? Braida and Gandini returning would be kino but impossible

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going by rumors it will be Maldini+Mislintant+super scouts

Mou will be reborn and pull off a Porto 2.0
(although realistically he won't ever coach Milan)

a core of players who will likely be sold to not get a million years ban from uefa

>Wins EL
>Get sacked

Fuck Abramovich, seriously

Or did Sarri get tired of Kepa and David Luiz bullshit?

>Mou will be reborn and pull off a Porto 2.0
I unironically believe this too. Mou is a rebel at heart. I have a feeling his destiny is in France, let's see if stars align. If not, I'd really like him to have one last lap at Porto or Inter before retiring, I don't care about the results.

eh they can just sell sushit and dollar, that should keep Milan same from a capital gains standpoint
plus there will be an upgrade in coach so no it isn't year 0

pls go to bilan

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Lyon once they realise Sylvinho is only there because of Juninho-nepotism

>Gazidis: gives a long and well argumented interview to Gazzetta explaining why they parted ways with Leonardo and Gattuso, explaining the strategy going forward and that he offered a new role to Maldini for the coming season
>Corriere: HE'S GETTING FIRED LMAO

why anyone still pays attention to those retards is beyond me

>gets tired of dealing with self-important zoomer bullshit
>comes to jj of all places to escape from it
High iq move from Sarri

>sell sushit and dollar
Who exactly would buy them? If some meme spanish team buys Suso for 30 millions it would be a miracle, and litterally nobody would buy Dollar.

if we get giampaolo idk if it can be considered an upgrade
if not, we'll see

No reliable source reported that user, it must be some bullshit from Twitter """insiders"""

>and litterally nobody would buy Dollar
Aren't both Wojak and Perin got injured for a long time? Raiola might pull it off

unpopular opinion:suso isn't actually that bad

>comes to jj of all places to escape from it
>brings Piggy with him
>all hell breaks loose with Ronaldo

yeah, I can see that happening

post yfw Ronaldo is benched and Emre Can is played a a 10

dollar is one of the best young keepers around and sushit had a very productive season, shouldn't be too hard

idk i love Gattuso but he was very fortunate to finish that high in the table, i think Giampaolo would be an upgrade but I'm holding out hope for someone better

fucking raiola is there anyone who doesn't hate him?

d-don't joke about this

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Hate him sure but i do respect him
He's kind of good at his job

>Warm up for me, Ronaldo
Fuck I need pic related but with Sarri instead.

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the problem with dollar is raiola
although richester united and psg can afford everyone at this point lol

GIAMPAOLO HAS TO BE THE ONE SACCHI SAID SO AND MALDINI WANTS HIM RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>suso isn't actually that bad
I agree, it's just local milanfags hating him. I still don't think he's worthy of a world class team
Dollar costs too much, gets paid too much and is still kind of green. The deal only makes sense on the extreme long run, is Jj really going to do it? Also Raiola doesn't work for Milan, if only he will make their life harder trying to jew as much money as possible from Jj

>is there anyone who doesn't hate him?
Dollar

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...

>dollar is one of the best young keepers around
Yes, on a €6mil/year contract. Top clubs already have keepers and idk who else would invest that much in him (when you consider his salary, the agent fee, and the transfer fee)

totally not Raiola that made him write that lmao

I'd kill a bunch of puppies with my bare hands to have a free kick merchant in my team, BBilanfags don't realize how many games they stole with meme blooters

maybe he's not worthy of a world class team but still he was the one carrying us till the half of the season. I think we can keep on with him at least for next year since we only play europa league and I don't think he's the problem in our team

I like him. Would love him to be my agent and it's the best compliment one can give him. Actually, it's the only thing that matters.

Romagnoli has a better taste in women than dollar
Yeah Raiola totally held a gun to his head that entire summer and forced the poor kid to threaten his team and ask for a biggest salary and to give his brother a job

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Giampaolo bringing back the 4312 would be kino
Piatek, Paqueta, and some meme pace merchant upfront

I rate Giampaolo as a choach but he can't handle pressure for shit, i give him 5 games before running away in Milanello's woods just like that time at Brescia

need the pic without those white boxes desu

Neutralizing the pressure is the management's job and they fail at it.

that's a pretty tiny uglo you've got there gigio
There's normal managers and there's Giampaolo
He literally ran away from Brescia once. Like, he picked up and vanished. Nobody knew where he was.

She looks like Emma Watson desu

random instagram hoe milking at least half of donnie's wage vs classy mediterranean italiana who you go to the best theaters with

I met them together once, I definitively y i k e d

Romagnoli and his gf look like such a wholesome couple

tbf donnarumma is an ugly fuck

but Yea Forums told me if you have money you can get the finest girls in the world no matter if you're a ugly and dorky lanklet, user

You can also get hot girlfriends if you're ugly, poor but have great game.
Donnarumma is also only 20.
I think he could get a hotter gf but she'd prob be a golddigger.

>Gattuso:
“Milan will remain inside me, the club is in good hands, the fans shouldn't worry.

“When emotions and heart are in question I don’t like to speak about money. For me Milan’s history is incredible and it has given me way more than what I gave. I don’t want to be praised for a normal gesture towards people that I worked with for years.”

Gattuso is reinstated as BASED for me

>Sources close to Radja Nainggolan say he is interested in returning to AS Roma
good news desu

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'no'

>Regarding yesterday's article in La Repubblica, signed by Bonini and Mensurati, I intend to express all my indignation at the distorted, if not even false, picture of some facts and episodes concering me. I'll be forced to defend myself since I've been mentioned explicitly in some specific parts of the article, where episodes have been distorded and I have been attribuited with behaviours I never had and with sentences never spoken. To write that I, together with other extraordinary and loyal professionals who have given their heart for Roma's shirt, have put in place those behaviours is completely ridiculous, on top of clearly false.
>This article, which talks about the reasons of my removal, is even more grotesque if we consider that AS Roma, just a few days ago, has offered me a delicate and important managerial role, close to CEO, honoring me with an offer that I've declined for reasons known to all. In any case, since I believe that what has been written is gravely slanderous and damages my repution and image, I will send my trusted lawyers to ask for a monetary compensation in court, which i will be entirely donated to a well known pedriatic hospital in Rome.
>One last thing: it's not the first time that for reasons unknown to me, shadows are casts on the friendship between me and Francesco. I tell you: put more effort into it because this is not enough
>Daniele De Rossi

seems like we'll get that email once the trial starts.

Is that Kristen Scott?

yeah after stabbing him in the back and getting him sacked for getting you 1 point from 3'rd place with Suso & Borini. Can't wait for you to get Giampaolo and end 10'th next season lmao

>Sources close to Antonio Conte say he is in favour of exchanging Radja Nainggolan for Javier Pastore

he always played shit football though

if you think he shouldn't have been released you weren't paying attention
he was completely out of his depth and needs a few more seasons in a lower stress environment

I think fans have been too rude too but borini and suso are beasts compared to, say, masiello and gosens. Also they played really well the last matches.

>wahhhhhhhhhh
>my club doesn't have poop guardiola and 99999999 billion dollars to buy the best players and play the most beautiful football on earth
>sack the manager!!!!

double digit IQ genius

>new manager spent less than 24h on the job
>I already want him dead
Is this how Albania feels like?

Only a little bit on that picture. Unlike Emma Watson she's actually beautiful

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I was lying if it makes you feel any better

I wouldn't blame Abra desu. The fans turned and made the situation impossible.

cringe
It would be better finishing 8th and actually playing good football instead of 4th and anti football
typical riommanista philosophy showing

>It would be better finishing 8th and actually playing good football instead of 4th

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What TV Shows could be based around the other teams in Serie A for the /SerieA/-flix streaming service?

Juventus’ Next Top Manager: name speaks for itself
CrisInter: heart-wrenching drama on Spalletti's Inter spell
Roma (Name pending): Intense political thriller on Roma's locker room schemes
Baila Como El Champions: Feel-good buddy road comedy on Atalanta's debut season in the Champions League starring Zapata and Papu
Festa in Friuli: left-field sitcom focused on Udinese and their brand new team of multicultural hobos trying to escape relegation

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Milan could have a kino bachelorette type show except looking for an owner

Obligatory Pawn Stars remake starring Monchi

Speaking of papu, are meme armbands allowed in CL?

Ready to conquer Europe and Serie A once again.

Altought the circumstances I would put Ziyech instead of Chiesa.

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The end of the f***ing cycile: An introspective and emotinal Bojak the horseman type show about Milan menagement trying to cope with the end of the glory days and their struggle to bring the team back to its old status.

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Plot premise: he makes a living by acting as a forced persona that makes Crudeli appear catatonic in comparison, being a pundit for Serie B matches, with severe selfloathing

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And now that i think about it, Giampaolo has the perfect look for the leading role

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>back in the 90ies I was in a very famous champions leeeeague

>calciomercato reports there's a conference call between Totti, Pallotta, Baldini, and Petrarchi, and they're in the process of choosing a new coach
>Totti wants Gattuso, Baldini pushes for Fonseca
lmao

>portuguese reject that was only relevant in ukraine
>mostly famous for going around masked like Zorro
>sacked from Porto after one year.
>The last one suffering the same fate before Fonseca was fucking Del Neri

Based zorro man

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I actually rate him desu. He's the best coach of all the ones Roma is linked with (Giampaolo, De Zerbi, >Gattuso, Miha)

Napoli wins the scudetto 2019/2020
I want to believe

>Unlike Emma Watson she's actually beautiful
DELETE

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Serie A is a shithole

we need to get all of our players out of it to save our national team

Brozović to Manchester United for 180 million

why do people rate her? She peaked when she was 13 (no pedo) and she has declined sharply

I can bring myself to care about women who don't do porn. When someone posts a photo of a girl because she's good looking, it gets absolutely no reaction from me if there's no porn with her.

sounds like you have issues m8

what happened

he left because they didn't get him Iturbe and said "can't eat at the rich guys' table with just 100€"

i liked being teased a bit so if a girl has done porn i sorta lose interest

He basically did the same at Chelsea, he was just giving out about the club not buying better players for the entire season he'd also refuse to give any time to players he didn't want which ultimately led to him being fired. Maybe he was right though, since Chelsea is on their way to becoming a new Arsenal (while Arsenal is becoming a midtable team). But he'll run out of place to work quickly if he behaves like that everywhere.

>save our national team
Who gives a shit?

>I can bring myself to care about women who don't do porn

>I can bring myself to care about women who don't do porn
twitter.com/yiqinfu/status/1133215940936650754

Who would win in a Derby d'Italia standoff?

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You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

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INTERISTA CHIACCHIERONE
SOGNI SOTTO L'OMBRELLONE

>Sky says that Sarri is basically confirmed
>Same from UK the tabloids are confirming that

>Some other people instead say that Guardiola is confirmed but they have to wait after the CL final

I just wish that Juventus would give up already and announce their manager.

they're probably waiting to see if they can get Poch
if not just go with Sarri

>Always thought Harmonica was native American or something
>He's fucking Lithuanian

why? they probably have an open offer to Pep, Poch and even Klopp. And they could change their mind at any time.
still, i'd rather they go with an italian than full customer

guardiola won't go anywhere, sarri is basically confirmed, they're just waiting for the cl final to see if they can make an offer to pochettino or klopp

Klopp has as many reasons to leave as Guardiola.

Dude has had like 3 hair transplants respect the drive

here /seriea/, have a gorilla

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It's going to be Inzaghi, screencap my post

I see the shills went back in line pretending that Pallotta actually admitted making mistakes. Good dogs.

Cairovattene affanculo

Bronson was a Tatar

>It's all my fault I'm sorry
>I'm sorry Monchi made so many terrible decisions, the deal was I could have 0 input
>I'm sorry I couldn't give two fucks about keeping De Rossi, but actually I had to do it because there just wasn't enough space in the team
>I'm sorry I didn't come to Rome once throughout the entire year, I was just bummed out by what Monchi did
>I'm sorry about getting rid of all our best players but it's always FFP's fault
so basically none of it was his fault

>"I made some mistakes"
>"but selling those players was right"
>"Salah wanted to go!"
To a team that won as much as Roma in the last ten year. Must have been that league Cup win in 2012 that convinced Salah
>"we had to sell Alisson for the FFP"
He's literally on tape in Boston laughing at what a great businessman he is for selling a goalkeeper for 70m
>"I was right in not renewing DDR's contract"
> "it's the signings that were wrong. I gave full power to Monchi for the signings. It's all his fault!"
>"I was forced to kick EDF out"
Implying he wasn't constantly shitting on him from Boston lmao.
>"the club management isn't a mess. They're all great and they all have a great working relationship."
>"Baldini is just an advisor btw, he only takes care of the biggest signings and sales"
Wait I thought Monchi was responsible for that?

So he did everything right, everything is completely fine inside the club, the strategy of selling players is perfect and will keep going, nothing but Monchi will change.
Titles on newspapers:
>PALLOTTA MEA CULPA
Okay then

Raiola is apparently trying to move dollar to manure

James to Napoli

Based Moise Kean

>Roma, tutte le mosse di mercato che ha in mente Petrachi
>Il ds giallorosso in pectore sta già lavorando per rilanciare il progetto capitolino dopo la mediocre stagione appena vissuta. Si lavora allo scambio Perin-El Shaarawy e non solo
Fucking hell why
Perin is overrated garbage

messi to napoli

corrieredellosport.it/news/calcio/calcio-mercato/2019/06/01-57513059/allenatore_roma_corsa_a_tre_gattuso_a_detto_no_a_totti/
>Gattuso said no
>Mihajlovic would be insanity
>It's going to be between Fonseca and De Zerbi

Messi wears the Barca Catalan one and the official UEFA one so I guess so.

Like said, the newspapers are beyond retarded. What would JJ do with El Shaarawy, and why would Roma trade (currently) their best forward for a player who is worth half his value at best? This is one of those "haha supermercato, let's make up retarded rumours where literally everyone leaves to JJ/sfinter" they pull every transfer window

Fonseca is by far the better choice and wouldn't cost that much (compared to the coaches JJ, Napoli, and Suning have under contract)

I honestly am not too familiar with him or his style of play.
I guess winning 3 straight titles in a 2-team tournament is not completely worthless

>why would Roma trade (currently) their best forward for a player who is worth half his value at best?
because his contract runs out next year and El Sharaawy asked for 4m. Apparently only Pastore is worth that so Roma needs to sell him

i'd take El Sha over starting Borini or a le young black french prospect like Saint-Maximin

>I guess winning 3 straight titles in a 2-team tournament is not completely worthless
Watched some Ukranian league and Shakhtar don't just brute force their way to goals. He has spent 3 years there, has CL experience, etc, unlike De Zerbi who achieved ??? (not that he had a chance with Sassuolo). Since he's not that expensive, I'd say just sign him and let him work. If they couldn't get a better coach than De Zerbi, Giampaolo, and such, what was the point of not asking Ranieri to stay?

They can't be that cheap, can they? He improved a lot since he joined Roma and he's only 26 - clearly worth 4 mil a season

Since Džeko is leaving (€4.5mil/season), De Rossi retiring (3mil), and they will do their best to get rid of Pastore and Nzonzi (3.5 and 3.1 respectively), their highest paid player will be Florenzi at 2.8/year. Would it really be a problem extending the players they want to/should build on?

>what was the point of not asking Ranieri to stay?
Agree completely. And agree with the rest of your post. At least it would be betting on someone with credentials rather than some mediocre coach with potential

miss me yet?

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>They can't be that cheap, can they?
lmao
>what was the point of not asking Ranieri to stay?
can't have a charismatic manager that won't take the blame for your shit signings.
no Eusè, you're still shit

So are we going to watch together the CL finals lads?

Y'all know Miha at Roma would be a time bomb, right? I'd expect hot new drama before the end of the season
>watching a Premier League match
I'll go out with non-footie friends, I'll just shitpost here on bathroom breaks

jesus fucking christ

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Why do they want to sell Cancelo again?

more like porca madonna puttana

overrated

It's more likely Di Marzio having fun in making up complete bullshit to trigger juventini

He can't be worse than Trippier can he, besides he played well before the injury and before he got De Sciglio'd.
I sure hope so

>At least it would be betting on someone with credentials rather than some mediocre coach with potential
>can't have a charismatic manager that won't take the blame for your shit signings.
The real problem with this club is a total lack of vision. They legitimately do not know what they're doing or trying to achieve (I think the same is happening with Milan and Inter (to some extent, they profited off Milan and Roma being trash))

How hard would it be to decide what you want to look 3-5 years in the future (the way you want your team to play, etc), get a coach that will help you achieve that (someone with experience and actual results in building teams like Ranieri), single out the players you want to build on, get rid of everyone else, and have that as your starting point?

I'll forgot it was on. If I do, I'll probably turn on the TV and mute the sound

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it's probably bullshit but it's so random I almost believe it. There's absolutely no reason he wouldn't do well under Sarri and he looked pretty solid at the start of last season.

"juve ladrona l'inter non perdona" and magically padania gets independent

they know perfectly well what they're trying to do. Survive until they get a yes or no to the stadium, with some "anti romanism" sprinkled in from Baldini and Baldissoni.

>Actually testosterone is what accelerates balding in a lot of males.
Not testosterone. DHT, like the bosnian said. DHT stands for dihydrotestosterone, that is, test with two extra molecules of water. It is a more "potent" version of text. While it is not great at building muscles like normal test, it has a stronger "masculinizing" effect - deeper voice, thicker beard, body hair, dick size.
About 5% of your total testosterone is converted into DHT by the enzyme 5-alpha-reductase.

>this is why a lot of men who go to the gym a lot often lose a lot their hair.
They lose their hair not because of going to the gym, they lose their hair because they are using steroids. Steroids = more T = more DHT = hair and skin fucked up. You should notice that a lot of bodybuilder you see around have acne, even well into their 30s and 40s.

>washing your hair with shampoo
>ever
Please don't do this.

Based
Padania being annexed by Austria when

lads, where do I find streams now that soccerstreams has been b&?

I'm going to be watching on a computer and I already know SkyGo is going to shit the bed

footybite

google.com

r/redditsoccercity and footybite

soccerstreams.net

cheers lads

He really won't give up

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>Please don't do this
This might come as a shock to you, but you don't have to use a shampoo that melts your scalp off. There are alternatives

>Survive until they get a yes or no to the stadium
If that's the case, do they really believe a new stadium will somehow make them better than they are?

>If that's the case, do they really believe a new stadium will somehow make them better than they are?
Of corse they don't, the point of the stadium is just to make Pallotta richer by speculating on the area he can bild around it

>Kolarov, Dzeko, Godin
are they trying to build a retirement home?

please icardi come to juventus so you can destroy the dressing room and napoli finally wins the scudetto

well yes but actually yes

>do they really believe a new stadium will somehow make them better than they are?
The investors behind Pallotta don't give a fuck about the team. Or the stadium itself. As soon as it's built (maybe even as soon as they start building it) they'll sell the team and the stadium in one comfy care package. Then they'll keep racking in money from everything they built around the stadium.
Only retards believe that suddenly with a stadium you'll be able to catch up to Juventus or, even worse, to english teams. They're not swimming in money because of their stadiums, but thanks to their TV rights (which incidentally is why Roma is broke, since Pallotta uses the TV rights to pay up is debt towards Goldman Sachs, made to buy Roma's shares from unicredit)

>haven't used shampoo in almost two years
>0 dandruff
>hair feels better than ever, not oily or stinky at all
It might not be the same for everyone, but it works for me. Shampoo is an indian trick brought to you by british colonisers. Also, original shampoo didn't have a billion chemicals in it.
And people should start realising that different races react differently to things. Natives in the americas are known to have extremely good hair, straight like asians and literally never going bald. There are colonial accounts of how they were surprised by the natives' love for bathing, how they would bathe in rivers up to 10 times a day.
If I wash my hair more than twice a day it just becomes absolute shit. I'm white with wavy hair, for reference.

>gattuso a detto no a totti
Based illiterate journos

>reyes dies
I mean it's clear whose fault it is, right?

>you now remember PES 06

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>not a single Juventus player
wew

>actual proof strootman is better than nzonzi

DAI DAI DAI

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Remember that game with Roma when, according to half-time stats, Pjanić had the average pace of a retiree dragging his corpse home from the green market in 35 degree weather?

I wish Milan management circus would be done so they could start selling players.

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According to Sky lelzio wants Gattuso too apparently.

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>new mattress
Goodnight /seriea/

Hope it's memory foam, I can't live without it any more

>tfw to intelligent to run
>just stop runnin bro lmao no wonder you don't win any scudetti

Hey you might be onto something fellow white wavy haired hue I should try abandoning shampoo too

How do you deal with flaking? I too see beyond the shampoo jews lies, but if I wash myself with just water in a few weeks it looks like a snowstorm whenever I move my head. My barber says it's because I keep my hair too long and the scalp doesn't "breathe", but desu I just have a shitton of them and I don't want to shave.

It's 3 a clock wtf

>he doesn't take his afternoon nap
I thought /seriea/ was patrician

>it looks like a snowstorm whenever I move my head
It's your scalp. Does it get itchy? If so, you'll need to treat it first, and then you can switch to something plant based which is good for your hair

Cristiano's shampoo failed me with preventing snowstorms, and I never tried a trick of mixing lemon juice and olive oil and spreading it on the scalp that a Chilean barber once told me about, so if the water only trick doesn't work either I don't know what could help there except never touching your scalp or moving your head

11am here and I just took my sleeping Jews

>How do you deal with flaking?
I don't have it. I'm blessed, thankfully. I've read that ketoconazole shampoo helps with flaking since it is sometimes caused by some bacteria fucking up your scalp.

Perfect time for siesta

>Does it get itchy
It really does. I've hard that it can be fungi but I don't think it's something that serious as if I treat myself regularly it feels much better
I've hear the olive oil thing far and wide, I'll try it but I'm afraid of getting greasy hair. As of now my routine is getting frequent haircuts and using a special shampoo about once a week (a commercial one but still one of the expensive kind, the cheap ones rape my scalp like never before). I also use one of those haircombs with very narrow dents to remove the scales whenever the situation gets out of control. It all works, but it never really stops.

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>It really does
It's not fungi lmao, it's just your scalp. For starters, buy Neutrogena T/Gel. Once you've sorted out your dandruff/itchy scalp, switch to a silicone-free natural shampoo (you can get them online, in specialised stores, etc) which you need to use regularly. And don't use hair gel or anything like that (if you really want, there's active charcoal based stuff, which is top gucci)

When my hair was long and before shit genes kicked in and I took the buzzpill, also had issues with flaking and all that. Switching from fancy stuff down to the cheapest nettle shampoo fixed everything. Also those hair masks you can make out of honey, lemon juice,vinegar and yolk are the shit but time consuming.

Miss the hair fras desu

>balding cucks on /seriea/

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>Miss the hair fras
I live in fear of losing them. I have a giant head and without hair I'd look like a white bowling ball. Up until now it feels like I won the gene lottery unlike the rest of my family, but I'm afraid of the hybris.
Ty for the suggestions. I'll actually try using lemon and oil before I go out, I decided. Later /seriea/

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>, but if I wash myself with just water in a few weeks it looks like a snowstorm whenever I move my head
Water in Italy (especially in rome) is typically very hard. In general you should avoid washing your hair with water when you're not using shampoo. Water dries your skin and hair.
You should wash your hair with shampoo but no more than once a week.
It will take a while for your scalp and hair to adjust though. If you go a week without washing your hair straight from using shampoo often your hair will be greasy and dirty as hell.
Start gradually increasing the interval between the times you wash your hair. And absolutely don't get your hair wet if you don't intend on using shampoo.

I compensate with Froggy height

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Happening

That would be very kino indeed

kek
we truly dodged a bullet here

>send away the whiny idiot
>get another one
At least he doesn't cry in public

You can say all you want about Gattuso but he never complained once when he was coach

How exactly is Gattuso a whiny idiot? The only moaner in /seriea/ who comes close to Inzaghi's level of whinging is Mazzarri if anything

>waaah Piatek doesn't like meee

>I took the buzzpill
I might do the same. I'm a bit insecure because one of my ears is a bit deformed ever since I was a kid (I think it's from sports), but the buzzcut looked pretty good when I was forced to get one after a head injury

>Ty for the suggestions
Np, do what I told you and you'll be gucci

Tare is out of his fucking mind

I'm liking this /shampoo/ general. Also women got this right, don't stick to one shampoo and change brands run regularly. Stay away from "shampoos for men", the more girly the better.

I said mild shampoo fgt, nettle based ones are the best. Don't use H&S and similar crap.

Apply castor oil (smells less than olive oil) to your scalp every day for an hour, this moisturizes your skin and stops it from flaking. Also wash your hair afterwards with a mild shampoo, don't listen to retards who tell you washing your hair once a day is "too much". Also don't use expensive shampoos, the strong chemicals in them only irritate your skin and cause you to flake. Buy something nettle-based.

Based and nettlepilled

been using h&s most of my life lately and it works great for my long hair

What about baby shampoo? Is it better or worse?

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gattuso never cried and never whined at least to the public and I think he had good relationships with the team let alone bakayoko

>I'm liking this /shampoo/ general
I like you guys but I have to admit that the better convos I've ever had in this general weren't about football lol

I personally don't like them, but if your scalp gets irritated easily it can be an option. Also I got flaking due to greasy scalp, I solved the problem by actually washing my hair everyday.

>Stay away from "shampoos for men"
This, you might as well wash your hair with detergent lmao

Why
What am I not seeing in him

got you senpai

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he carried a team of shit players almost to CL. Unironically had a better season than Simone Inzaghi.

Kind of hard when you have a mongoloid kosovan and his retarded cheerleaders

CORRERE BENE E QUANDO SERVE

Thanks, had a laugh. Could also work with music and women

yeah shit players not like atalanta's champions

write "/seriea/ discussing anything else" in the bottom one

Heard you talkin shit

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Sacchi: 'Sarri to Juve a revolution'

>Arrigo Sacchi called Maurizio Sarri’s imminent Juventus move “a turning point” for Serie A, but backed FFP rules. “Winning when in debt is like match-fixing.” The former Milan legend spoke to the Corriere dello Sport about his views of the modern game and the importance of fairness.

>“Italian football cannot be revived by just one player. Our sport has not been kept up to date, apart from perhaps Napoli, who are one of the few clubs to have modernised. Aurelio De Laurentiis keeps a tight leash on his finances. It’s only right, because in my view, winning when in debt is like match-fixing, you are buying results.”

>Maurizio Sarri is rumoured to be heading back to Juventus after his experience at Chelsea. “I’ve always thought that a Coach must be both screenwriter and director, whereas others view the role differently. I have a predilection for those who give a specific style to their teams. There are only four or five of those in Italy, whereas the others are simply tacticians and all look the same. Carlo Ancelotti is an excellent strategist and he told me the other day ‘we need to be more courageous, run more risks.’

>“Sarri is a Coach who proved he can give his teams a specific identity. The world is moving fast and I think Sarri going to Juventus would be an important turning point in our football.

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funny coming from sugardaddy Berlu's pet

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Time to vote

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Vladivostok FM > anything else

they're both shit lol

This
youtube.com/watch?v=PM_C4VXSh0s

Only good part of GTA IV 2bh
San Andreas => VC > anything else

>tfw you wanted to play GTA IV again for that sweet melancholic atmosphere
>tfw you find out about the patch from last year that removed all the copyrighted music and basically killed Vladivostok FM
Fuck Rockstar

>There are people posting here who have receeding / thin / no hair

disgusting desu

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t. low test beta

might be old or a repost idk

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IV is the shittiest in the franchise imo and it's only overrated because of muh grimdark atmosphere

ay papu

Reminder that Roma gets extra money from bonusses if Liverpool win the CL because of the Salah and Alisson transfers, about 5-10 million

>IV is the shittiest in the franchise imo
That is V though. IV was fine, certainly not as good as the previous episodes, but the DLCs especially were nice

After Inter he will lose his hair again

IV is the comfiest, V is the worst hands down

what's your point? Gasperini brought a team of shit players to CL. Gattuso brought a team of shit players one point away from Atalanta. If you rate Gasperini you should also rate Gattuso

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thank fucking god

i do rate gattuso, i just wanted to say that milan's players aren't that shitty when compared to other teams. also i think even gasperini doesn't know how tf he managed to pull this off

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>Pepe
Ugh user that's the Italian Messi Simone Padoin

Imagine broadcasting the most important sporting event in the world and putting Fabio Caressa to comment it

The Nations League starts in a couple of days lad

No era reeeeeee
Pretty sure he's the one deciding

Just look who Atalanta hired in October. It's pretty clear how they did it

Allegri would already be winning 3-0.
This year was our year

Bonucci would have given up 3 goals already though

It would be Rugani's redemption arc desu

Thanks to injuries the back 4 would be Spinazzola, Rugani, Caceres and De Sciglio
Imagine that against Salah, Mane and Firmingo

Based I can't wait for Sarri to bench Bonucci for his boy Rugani

Caceres would be fine and have that one game out of ten where he is randomly world class clearing everything.

wew lads

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Somebody say post Rugani's?
youtube.com/watch?v=hcffph88lKg

>this is a 10 in england

Sissoko entered the area like he was greeting the Führer, what was he thinking?

instagram.com/kinsey_sue/?hl=sv
(You)

(You)
literally instagram vs reality

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If anything this game makes me want to see juve get pochetino

Skomina is so fucking biased in favour of Liverpool every time

Poch really has outcoached Klopp, but his players keep fucking the final ball up

This. It's blatant to everybody I'm watching this match with

He's the ref of last year Roma - Liverpool.
The one that did give this handball and two penalties and then pretended to be destroyed about his mistakes

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*is the best referee in Europe*

(and just happens to be Dutch)

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Literally a cuck(TM) team, supporting other so they can get sloppy seconds contract bonus

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Didnt*
You do realise Roma fans hate Liverpool, right?

>You do realise Roma fans hate Liverpool, right?
Yes but they're both owned by Boston group and the higher ups are chummy with each other. Roma is a feeder club to Liverpool after Liverpool cucked Roma out of their 2 best players, just like Sassoulo is a feeder club for Roma

>Liverpool 6
tick tock milan

Literally 99% of transfers include bonuses. Roma sells to Liverpool because they're willing to sell to literally everybody
>owned by a Boston group
Dont be fucking retarded. Nobody even fucking knows who Pallotta is in Boston. He's basically a front for other investors that have nothing to do with Boston, like Starwoods.

This is probably the most boring CL final of the past 5 years, damn.

>play like gods (BvB-Bayern)
>lose

>play like shit
>win

Woah...

Tottenham tried but they didn't know what to do up front. 'pool was just high pressing, simple football and nothing else

>Lelverpool won
The absolute state of this board lmao

Yeah, I expected a bit more from Eriksen desu

>ball hits chest
>gib penal
the absolute state of cl referees

>25 seconds in

epl is shit

>two men dressed in gym suits winning european titles
based

>90 minutes of Kane
Was this justified?

The match felt like when you go to your gf's place, bust a nut in her immediately, and then are forced to stay and watch some shitty romantic movie instead of going home and play video games.

Llorente and Moura deserved to start

Seems as though Max might be ahead of his time

IL BEL GIOCO
IL BEL GIOCO PORCA DI QUELLA TROIA
IL TERZINO CHE CROSSAAAAAAAAA
LA GARRA CHARRUUUUUUUAAAAAAA
IL BEL GIOCO PAGA

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>play like shit and lose
ultimate redpill

At least brainlets going "he haven't won anything" will shut up now. Same with Sarri.

bel gioco de sta ceppa, peggior finale dai tempi di Bayern Chelsea 0-1

Need to Inter to step up in Europe, JJ and Napoli are obviously cursed.

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Haha imagine staying in on a saturday night haha

*1-1

Uhhh... doesn't it hurt?

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>scousers will overtake milan in your lifetime
not if I kill myself first

I hate Tottenham more I think. I watched the last 25 min when I got home from work. I didnt miss anything it seems.

>Another UEFA refball
fuck this semen slurping sport

>I didnt miss anything it seems.
You missed the biggest CL Final refball since Heysel Disaster.

I would rather Milan never win another CL than pay refs.
This is the second time Livershit refballed their way into a CL victory, the last being the one where Gerrard dived vs us in 2005 for a bullshit PK.

If Milan ever does that in a CL Final I'll quit watching football.
I would have rather Real Madrid won again this year than this shit.

I won't reply to you, but there's no rule that says "if the ball touches another part of the body before the arm it's not a penalty".
The arm was too open, end of the story.

How mad are they in the background?

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So once again I have to turn around to binter
Binter and their unbelievable choke to fucking psv, allowing this fluke spurs final
Like jesus christ

haha imagine if no one even sent you a message to ask if you would like to watch the game with them haha

Nope, that's not how handballs work.
It's in the name "handball".

The ball hit Sissoko's right chest. Not a PK in a million years.

No it's Messi's fault for choking vs Livershit and Real Madrid's for choking vs Ajax.
Real Madrid winning their 14th title would have been preferable to this shit.

there's no rules saying that if the arm is too open it's a penalty either

Juvefags don't know the rules, really.
They see a different game compared to normal people who cheer for non-scummy non-referee teams.

Tbh I prefer to watch alone, with friends we always end up talking about something else and footy is just background noise

No but it's one of the biggest factors, Sissoko had no reason to keep the arm open that away

I'm not even a Juvefag and I didn't even care who was going to win this, everyone is confirming it was the right decision, but whatever makes you mad makes me glad so you do you

meant for

You're so distraught that you replied to the wrong post

>everyone is confirming it was the right decision
Who is this everyone? The UEFA officials?
Everyone but Livershit fans saw that it wasn't a PK in a million years.
The rate things are going UEFA will claim headers inside the box are handballs and you idiots will still defend them.