What would you have picked as the Toronto Raptors' name in 1994?

What would you have picked as the Toronto Raptors' name in 1994?

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90's marketing was the biggest mistake of the late 20th century

how the fuck is Axis an option lmao

Mighty Dunks is hilarious

and stormtroopers. how redpilled is toronto?

wtf is a thunderduck or a whiskeyjack

For me, it's Toronto Wrecks

It's really hard to say out loud without laughing. I love it

For me, it;s the Ehs

Come on ya loyalists

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>He doesn't rate the Toronto John Candy's
shiggydiggy

Toronto Tarantulas.

For me, it’s the Toronto Timbits

>The Toronto Tehcumseh

tomcats and whiskeyjacks are probably the best non-meme answers on the list

yorks would be good but is kind of confusing. (grizzlies too, how is it even on the list?) sturgeons wouldn't be bad but "toronto sturgeons" doesn't have a ring to it

i have reconsidered and after confirming that sturgeon and sturgeons are both acceptable plurals, "toronto sturgeon" isn't bad

Tecumseh likely never traveled further than the Canadian bank of the Detroit River, why would he be relevant to Toronto?

>Toronto Saurus Rex

That’s the funniest fucking thing

Why the fuck do they even call them the Raptors? Is Toronto known for dinosaur fossils?
Just give the Raptors name to the Utah Jazz (whose name makes no sense since relocation).
Utah Raptors and Toronto Riot. Now those are names.

>toronto "Dons"

>"Pelicans" is so retarded it didn't even make a list that has "Kool Kats" on it

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If we're renaming teams the Oklahoma City Bombers needs to be the first correction

I think OKC Thieves is more appropriate

Tallboys

The Mighty Dunks made me laugh so I would picked that one

i missed that one. KEK

Thundercucks

For me, it's the Toronto Beagles

>Toronto Blue Basketballs
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I think that has to be the worst one on the list. That or Slivers, or the singular Tomcat

For me, it's Toronto Tecumseh

>timberwolves

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OKC Outlaws is one of the biggest misses in sports naming history

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trojans

The Toronto Kooooool Kats, like the cigarettes and the -aid

>The [city name] [animal/profession/object]s

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Some of those names...
Raptors isn't that bad

Toronto Domers...

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Toronto Thunder

toronto john candy

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The Name Game became one of the most popular such enterprises in league history, generating more than 2,000 entries. The final top-10 list was dominated by animal names: Beavers, Bobcats, Dragons, Grizzlies, Hogs (Toronto's nickname is Hogtown), Raptors, Scorpions, T-Rex, Tarantulas, and Terriers.

Wtf I hate the Raptors now, that name would have been so much better

how did the Toronto John Candy not win? he was based

>real sporting San Francisco city united fc

>he doesn’t rate the Canadian Eh’s