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ok, ok....what about this one though

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his tweets are cringe
and he's barely iterate

Based

>curry was a scrub til 24
WUT?

>ywn experience that tingly feeling after a long/deep conversation with a member of the opposite sex
incel
>iterate
kek

no playoff appearances till 24 check the stats
he was good, not generational like Lebron and Trey5

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>why wouldn't you talk shit online anonymously if you were a millionaire? i would
don't know what it's got to do with being a millionaire, also:
>anonymously
lol
i don't think that word means what you think it means

>tweeting this while already having won scoring titles
>high t high libido athletic male
he probably hit too
you saw the way amber rose was twerking for him?
female celebs can't help themselves in the presence of high t low inhib giant athletic men

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my man is making harry potter inspired recipes

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>no playoff appearances
no one is a one-man team
he was amazing at Davidson

talking about his burners you retard
almost every celeb has them anyways
lebron got exposed a few months ago accidentally posting from his main ig account instead of his burner

>amber rose
>twerking
two of the most vulgar things humanity has produced, in one sentence

>indulging in non-alcoholic beverages because he knows his body is a temple and he must always be in full control of himself and his surroundings
goat mentality
alcoholics are disgusting and deserve death
takbiir

>t.low t subhuman
if sluts don't turn you on, you're a fag

>laughing until you peepee

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don't get me wrong, he's an incredible player but if he were my little brother I'd be on the phone every night trying to convince him to stop posting this shit. he's like a no-filter 15-year-old

guess I'm a fag, then

again, expressing his immediate feelings without a care in the world
you keep proving my point
KD is based and you live in a shithole

Shut the fuck up leaf. KD tweets are harmless and pure. LEAVE KD ALONE.

based ruskie
KD's innocence must be protected

Durant is /ourguy/

lmaooo

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>98% on rotten tomato
>92% on metacritic
>8.3 on stingy ass IMDB
>the nostalgia factor (you wont get it)
up there in the disney animated movie mt.rushmore

a man with the proper goals in life
>multimillionaire
>one of the greatest of all time in his craft
>settling down with his future woman of his dreams
>planning on having multiple children with them
the american dream

Kevin is so pure

aight last one

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holy shit Kevin Durant posts on Yea Forums. This is pathetic

I once ran into KD at a club and I was coked out of my mind. Anyways he noticed and pulled me to the side and said ay man chill cus I was getting too crazy. Dude legit cares about people. Anwyays it was just cool as fuck.

>Warriors are in canada right now which means KD is also in canada
>Leaf keeps sucking kd off
>KD is injured so he as nothing to do right now besides shitposting
>he seems autistic enough to use a panda ejaculation instruction forum to shitpost anonymously
Kevin how long have you been shitposting in Yea Forums

>greatest scorer ever

Sweetie, Jordan won 10 scoring titles in 14 years. 8 of them were in a row. Both are NBA records.

>greatest scorer ever
Stick to curling you have no idea what you're talking about. Wilt, Shaq, Kareem, etc. all a million times better scorers.

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And he has a sense of humor too

I have felt that way many times Flippy.

no way

100% based.

Based. Shows real emotions on social media, then drops 40 on you.

Based.

Fuck Kevin Durant, bitch ass made of glass

Comedy gold. BTW, you live in a shithole. Necklace yourself, faggot.

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>I was smoking crack on the street and KD came up to me and said I should put down the glass dick. Dude legit cares about people

Jordan is a degenerate who got kicked out of the NBA for a season.

I was snorting meth in a park and KD came up to me and told me I need to stop. Dude legit cares about people.