Tim Duncan's effay edition
Toronto wins the first game
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If I pray to God to lose my virginity do you think it would work? The only problem is I don't really want to waste is time since there are much bigger issues in the world.
fuck drayboon fuck cousins
both lazy n
just buy a hooker user
100% discreet
and its cheaper than a girlfriend
hand over the fucking Sonics franchise, NBA
Guys let's be honest here, Warriors are still going to win the series, I mean it was only one game.
Mathematically, Warriors are 3/1 favorites to win the series (That means if you flip a coin with the heads side bigger by 1/3rd weight, it'll land on heads more).
Sorry guys, Raptor's win is a fluke.
Warriors in 5.
We played like shit and still kept it close. Disregard the bullshit refereeing and it's at best a 3 or 4 point Warrior win. Plus that one guy isn't going to keep dropping 30 on 14-17 shooting. Just rediculous. Dubs in 5.
call me lil raptie
>shots fired after the game as Draymond was held back from using an AK 47 against drakes posse.
Per Brian windhorst
RAPTIES SWEEP IN 5
SAVAGE
I get that the NBA wants to increase it's popularity in Canada but this isn't the way to do it. At around 7 minutes when the Dubs were making a comeback, the refs called three quick fouls and a tech on them. It was so obvious. I hope they don't do this for the rest of the series. Is a new team in Vancouver really that important?
Go fuck yourself you junkie
BASED FUCKING DRAKE
DRAYMEME BTFO
No one expected the Warriors to sweep. Not worried at all. Also Drake is a fucking fag
>The 92nd Scripps National Spelling Bee ends in an unprecedented 8-way tie after the competition ran out of challenging words
People watched this shit instead of the Finals lmao what a fucking dumb meme
Fuck these kids
Early to mid 2000s fashion is the grossest fashion era in human history
A sweep in the warriors' favor simply won't do for the ratings. They have to make the finals as exciting as possible for the new horde of Canadian "fans".
The NBA knows dynasties rack up seethe, which in turn rack up profits, so they'll ease on the refball and let the warriors do their thing once the finals reach game 4.
At least don't make it obvious though. I mean come on, Klay Thompson got a tech. That should tell the average viewer all they need to know.
>t. buttmad poortlander
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Jesus Christ, are these actual people in the comments? Why the fuck are so many people trashing on incredibly smart children? They're brown?
Drake is no tough guy but that nigga has power. Someone tell draymond to relax before he fucks Ayesha and destroys this “dynasty”
This nigga hid a child for damn near over a year and he would still be hidden if not for pusha t
king
go to /pol/ sometime and see the fucking tragedy we have to live with
What’s crazy is the warriors kryptonite is exactly what they do, teamwork.
They were doubling kawhi but this raptors team just wants to win so bad you cannot risk doubling them at this stage.
Fucking Vanvleet flat out outplayed curry
don't remind me that we share a website with these people
>Fucking Vanvleet flat out outplayed curry
where's the stupid retard that said curry would dominate the Raptors itt this week
Bruh, it’s like bantz are Canadians super powers
lol
the actual post is better
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yeah but we also share a website with the dope peeps in Yea Forums and Yea Forums so thats pretty cool
This, it's warriors winning in 5.
too bad le hunger is a meme and this game was nothing but a fluke win
>Vanvleet flat out outplayed curry
>dope peeps in Yea Forums
only board i hate more than /pol/. every thread is just 'white' and 'underage' ad infinitum. also Yea Forums used to be good unironically in 2010ish. it's dogshit now.
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
I am that dope peep in Yea Forums. Everyone trashes Merriweather Post Pavilion for 'not being Animal Collective' but it's the most beautiful album ever made.
>it's dogshit now
This is true
It all went to shit with Death Grips and MBDTF
Absolute cope. Rent free.
Lmfao drake told draymond take that 23 off you wearing it wrong to his face
moo crew where we @?
rise up!
1. MBDTF
2. College Dropout
3. 808s & Heartbreak
4. YEEZUS
5. Life of Pablo
...
10. Everything else
>insecure low iq wh*toids can't deal with the fact there are intelligent brown people
what else is new
holy fucking based
1. Late Registration
2. TLOP
3. MBDTF
4. Yeezus
5. ye
draymond can single-handedly shut down siakam
danny green is no match for kevin durant
boogie can dominate the boards
warriors in 5
>Iggy limping around the court
How big does this impact the Warriors?
>buzzword
>buzzword
Eat my shit and die you fucking leaf
Why the fuck is it that leafs are either extremely based or extreme faggots
1. Late Registration
2. Graduation
3. Yeezus
4. Kids See Ghosts
5. MBDTF
6. College Dropout
7. WTT
8. 808s (inb4 >influential, you are so full of shit, you only listen to 5 songs on a 12 song tracklist, also pinocchio freestyle is the wackest shit on the planet)
9. ye
10. TLOP
this is the worst ranking I've ever seen
How the fuck can anyone unironically not rank MBDTF 1st on every list?
Are you being contrarian for fun?
wtf my top 3 is the same as urs
MBDTF > CD > 808s > KSG > Ye > Graduation > TLOP > LR > Yeezus
I like Ye because I am mentally ill :)
weak first half
Yeezus is unironically his best work as an artist. MBDTF is like his pop masterpiece, but 808's and Yeezus are a direct move away from the mainstream to push his own vision and ideas that we now take for granted because of how it influenced later generations.
Where would Drake be without 808s? Where is XXX without Yeezus
And of course TLOP man even that should be above MBDTF
meh. he's never dipped below a 7/10 for me.
1. Rodeo
2. Die Lit
3. At Long Last A$AP
4. Astroworld
5. Days Before Rodeo
based tier
CD
LR
good tier
808s
OK tier
graduation
yeezus
tlop
overrated but decent tier
mbdtfmdmw
not worth listening to tier
everything else
The west is fucking garbage...
The raptors actually played the best teams in the league already. Those were the sixers and the bucks... while the warriors were facing jobbers like the blazers.
LR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CD
Blessed thread
Travis sucks bro, on god his songs all sound the same. First album and that's it
>gsw refball
>kawhi bad game
>still win
rapties got this
Wrong. Jesus Walks >>>>>>> LR
>First album and that's it
am i the only person who thought astroworld was far superior to rodeo
rodeo was great when it came out but it's just boring at this point
if they win 1 game in oakland, it's over
Man on the moon 2 is objectively better than any kanye album
if the warriors win this fag better not turn around and cry that he was a dpoy and an all star
It's boring because all his songs since then sound like Rodeo, that's the point.
I rate Rodeo higher because it was fresh and original back then but now the dude just keeps rehashing all his signature sounds and gimmicks with little additions or evolution
you deserve to be hung for putting Graduation so high and TLOP dead last, let alone below 808's
To me, Highlights is better than any song on MBDTF
Had to reverse search this picture to find out what album it was so that tells you all it should
i personally think graduation is his best work from a thematic and narrative standpoint
nights like this
i wish i could do the impossible
>Mathematically, Warriors are 3/1 favorites to win the series (That means if you flip a coin with the heads side bigger by 1/3rd weight, it'll land on heads more).
Goodnight raptiebros
this thread is unironically better than Yea Forums has been for the last 5 years
Teams that win the first game of the Finals have won the series 71% of the time
I don't get it
Fucking lel its true
Drakes thumb is so fat he must have a gigantic cock.
is the new denzel curry out yet?
>kpop general
>fantano threads
>scaruffi threads
>gusic
>chart threads
Fuck this world
This. The west is a meme.
wtf just don't go in the threads you don't like? fantano is based and chart threads are one of the most treasured things on the internet.
Patrician taste
dude i may sound crazy but i truly feel simmons and embiid would bully ball the fuck out of the warriors today
them niggas is just too little
>Implying it's not white people
Black people don't got the money to be wasting on this level of foolishness. They have jewelery instead
kino opinion
graduation's
flashing lights -> everything i am -> the glory -> homecoming -> big brother
run has never been matched.
and on the same album, he has good morning, champion, I wonder (best kanye song ever imo, maybe only devil in a new dress is close), good life, can't tell me nothing.... shit is like a greatest hits compilation.
TLOP is just ok. some really strong tracks but you will never catch me listening to facts or fade or saint or kendrick's lazy verse on no more parties in LA or WAVES or low lights lmao
rockets are unironically better than either the raptors or bucks
warriors vs rockets were the real finals
fagtano is a scum sucking faggot and chart threads are for lazy losers. you are the cancer that killed Yea Forums
I DONT WANT YOUR APPLE PIE MOMMA
I AINT TRYNA DAP UP NIGGAS BLOCKING ME
It finished the trilogy of the school-themed albums, and was his claim to being the hottest rapper in the game. He dethroned 50, and his use of creating anthemic songs for crowd involvement was nothing short of ingenious.
boogie lost us the game in that stretch in the 4th quarter
chart threads are wonderful i love finding a chart that has some albums i like and then listen to the albums they put at the top of their chart while i play video games
been out of the loop for awhile, but why is everyone mad at this faggot? I thought his show was loved by zoomers?
he shouldn't have played today
too rusty
>all these years thought Kanye was singing in Flashing Lights and Power
>it's some guy named Dwele
wew
>us
>brazil
Holy hell you're so wrong
Dark Fantasy -> Gorgeous -> Power -> All of the Lights + interlude -> Monster may legitimately be the best run of songs ever produced
bruh have you listened to weezer tho??????????????????????
How good is Siakam actually? is he legit or a fraud?
I'm not going to reply to this. Outside of this message of acknowledgement.
bro i forgot klay even was on the team
he disappears so casually
The run from Devil in a New Dress and onwards would have been the best if not for Hell of a Life.
he isn't a fraud, he works on his game constantly
dude couldnt even shoot 3 pointers last year
>if not for Hell of a Life.
pleb. "I think I just fell in love with a pornstar" is a kino first line that's supposed to shock you after just listening to Kanye pour out his soul in Runaway. It's intentional.
He's been hit or miss all playoffs, tending towards worse games later in the series. Plays well in games like tonight's where he asserts himself in the offense, drives, tries to draw fouls. Otherwise, he's a bit too content letting the offense run solely thru Kawhi, sitting waiting for corner threes he's only like 30% from.
Could be a legit star on a team like Orlando or Miami
doesn't at all compare to the first half imhotbqh
gsw unironically lost. iguodala is injured, draymond is exposed, kd is gone, boogie is a net negative, klay is missing, and the rest of their bench has nothing more to be said. Toronto won with Kawhi having an off game. Someone said GSW cursed themselves when they wore the throwback jerseys from 2007, that user was right. Their last game in Oracle will be a loss en route to a 4 game sweep for the Raptors.
Vanfleet is toronto's 3rd best player
These niggas legitimately only won one title without durant
GSW can easily take game 2 you guys are nuts
Iguodala is injured, they're running even thinner. Kawhi and Lowry aren't going to have stinkers like that for the rest of this series, and GSW has no answer for Gasol.
What is Durant thinking right now?
night losers
Literally who
Drake Bell, from Drake & Josh
Siakam is nice tho
He's not as good as he played tonight.
Further proof that game 1 was a fluke.
Dubs lmao
Raptors win in 5 with the gentleman's sweep.
This. Siakam is nice
Bro, i am watching old ai post game interviews and he constantly said hilarious shit and I don’t know if the media was paid to try and sabotage him but almost every interview one guy says some disrespectful shit to him.
A guy literally asked if he thinks he’s as important to his team as ray Allen and Vince were to theirs
favorite anime
Ping Pong The Animation
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Hyouka
FLCL
Aria
K-On!
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Cowboy Bebop
Monogatari Series
Revolutionary Girl Utena
favorite albums
MBDTF
In the Court of the Crimson King
good kid, m.A.A.d city
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
College Dropout
IGOR
The Queen Is Dead
Fantasma
Lonerism
Jagged Little Pill
He is a complimentary player, leaf. He knows Kawhi is #1 option...plus he's better suited waiting for corner threes, cutting to the basket or grabbing offense boards
jesus christ what a fucking unholy combination of tourist shit and Yea Forums-core (meme, by the way) your music taste is
Is this the sexiest duo?
Their overly masculine energy makes them handsome
6 years on, what was her fucking problem?
Timmy d seemed like a nice genuine dude and doubt he was the type who would abuse her and shit
Yes. Not sure why you're posting these bros during the NBA Finals though
I was always get that nigga mixed up with Roman reigns and Jason mamoa
Shiiiiet muhfuggin shiiiet
>marry multimillionaire athlete who isn't a typical low iq hot head
>still cheat on him
Women, everyone.
Bruh them threads in here during this finals was amazing.
I believe that was the first time cuck was used in a thread more than 50 times. The heat tripfags were on a roll.
Fuck you tanne-ill I hope you dead trip faggot. Fuck you too Roy hibberts stone hands
Top 5 rappers alive:
J Cole
Logic
Childish Gambino
Tyler
Macklemore
When you're 2.11 meters it's hard to find clothes that are stylish
>As the ageless and unflappable Tim Duncan turns in another incredible playoff run, reports and court documents indicate the Spurs star has played this postseason while dealing with an ugly divorce from his wife of 12 years—and spent the regular season concerned about allegations of infidelity on her part.
And that's all I needed to read. Tim Duncan is probably the most down to earth, selfless guy in NBA history. Didn't even know this bitch existed until this post
>Ping Pong The Animation
>Neon Genesis Evangelion
>Hyouka
>FLCL
>Aria
>K-On!
>The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
>Cowboy Bebop
>Monogatari Series
>Revolutionary Girl Utena
Holy shit is this what you actually like? This seems like the most generic list of "good" anime ever
Very subtle
>Roy hibberts stone hands
that fag is btfo. Haven't seen him since 2016
>childish gambino
Look at his favorite albums too. Either really good bait or the most boring, touristy faggot that ever lived
Yes they are my favorites they are all really good. Ive seen 250 anime
>Revolutionary Girl Utena
How can anyone like this show. Literally nothing happens
Best characters in fiction
Bruh cowboy bebop is boring af
Niggas talk way too much only good episode was when the big guy went and found his ex wife
OH SHIT NIGGERS RAPTORS IN 4
It was obvious bait after he said J Cole
You need to die.
Nobody thinks you faggots are cool for listening to underground rap and obscure anime
Things are popular for a reason, because they’re the best
Beatles most popular band cause they’re the best
Death note is the most popular anime cause it’s the best
And Eminem is the most popular rapper cause he’s the best
>Nobody thinks you faggots are cool for listening to underground rap and obscure anime
>Things are popular for a reason, because they’re the best
>Beatles most popular band cause they’re the best
>Death note is the most popular anime cause it’s the best
>And Eminem is the most popular rapper cause he’s the best
>no hopsin
Mm...you must be from Detroit, user.
Nigga stfu
Death note is only liked because It’s openings are good. Who tryna watch some nerds run around with fake names practicing writing lessons
Don't know why I should die for liking good things?
Eminem is literally the undisputed GOAT no point in even arguing about it
It's comfy. Maybe Samurai Champloo is what you're looking for.
>tfw addicted to soundcloud Emo Trap, Anime trap, trap remixes, lo-fi, and Kingdom Hearts remixes
New Denzel Curry is lit btw
Das rite. There's a reason why these music videos are so popular, it's because they're THE BEST!
>Beatles most popular band cause they’re the best
>Death note is the most popular anime cause it’s the best
>And Eminem is the most popular rapper cause he’s the best
Not only are none of these 6 statements true, except maybe the Beatles being the most popular, but if you automatically believe that something is quote-unquote 'the best' because it is the most popular, you definitely need to get your brain checked.
> why yes Tokyo Ghoul is my favorite anime how did you know
Please stop. His best work is TLOP.
Despacito is the greatest song of all time since it's been streamed the most and viewed the most on YouTube. Right? Wait, where are my preschool classmates?
all of those anime are kino
I believe everyone’s opinion is equal, and therefore If most people have an opinion something is good then it’s objectively the best
>insecure low iq wh*toids
You rang?
Quick /nba/, prove you're a patrician with your 3x3 greatest of all time.
xsaardo.github.io
>I enjoy gundam wing
Despacito is quite literally the greatest pop song of all time and if you can't understand this you're literally a brainlet
Pop is mean to be music that reaches out and pleases the most people possible.
For it to serve this purpose and not even be English, and make it into the US and UK charts is a testament to how great of a song it is
From the beat, the groove, the flow, the change ups in musical and lyrical delivery in multiple parts of the song, the singing. It's all there.
It's the perfect pop song front to bottom.
It has the best Gundam designs though
lol all these losers criticizing others favorite media but are too scared to post their favorites
The part that turns into the two singers harmonizing is one of the most beautiful yet catchiest parts to a song I've ever heard and I don't understand a lick of Spanish.
Hey, go Detroit man I love the city lmao
>If most people have an opinion something is good then it’s objectively the best
Take 'objectively' out from that sentence. 'Objectively' would imply that music, anime, television, movies, video games, and plenty of other art forms and media can be quantifiably determined to be 'the best'. But it can't. The aforementioned media are all subjective and 'the best' can't ever mean one single thing. Again - if you believe something is the best, let alone automatically believing, simply because it's the most popular, you are childish and delusional.
>Drake, Dubs' Green exchange words after game
>“The NBA spoke to the Toronto Raptors during the Eastern Conference finals about Drake’s activity and presence on the sideline, a league spokesman told ESPN.
NBA commissioner Adam Silver issued a memo earlier this year reminding the league’s franchises to state and enforce their fan conduct policies.”
This was before Game 1. It's time to fucking do something about this, Silver, before Draymond decides to rock Drake's shit. Fans are not allowed on the fucking court.
>fatfuck denver fan goes up and shoves westbrook
>nothin is done
>drake talks shit to draymond
>league up in arms
fucking hilarious
You're allowed after the game, Drake didn't get on the court at any point in the game
You're of course allowed on the sides of the court when you have a courtside seat
Draymond went to Drake, not Drake to Draymond,
Cry harder
Drake has his logo on the raps practise facility. And designed jerseys. And ovo was in the T-shirts’ tonight. He’s part of the team. Not a fan.
the obvious solution is to not have courtside seats but silver wouldn't go that far to "enforce fan conduct policies". The NBA is literally the only sport that has courtside seats that puts the fans at literal arms-length from the players.
>Westbrook
>masculine
choose one
Though I have to say he was the dom / top during his relationship with Durcant
As a Blunder fan, believe me I was up in arms about that too. I think that fat fuck got banned from Denver games, which is obviously what he deserved. Drake is obviously getting preferential treatment because he's famous, which is horse shit.
Very doubtful. We have no camera angles of before they started talking, but Draymond looked like he was just walking off the court.
Sorry, how the fuck does being a media prop make you a part of the team?
The 'obvious' solution is to do something outright about the fans who are becoming problems during games. Sit down and watch the fucking game. Courtside seats means you can watch the game from the side of the court, not meander around and talk shit to the other's teams' players as you please
The problem is that Silver wants it enforced on a franchise-to-franchise basis, when it should be standardized league-wide.
I'm gonna have to ask what you mean by 'it' so I know we're talking about the same thing. What does Silver actually want when it comes to fan-conduct?
How do teams even enforce fan bans from games? I'd imagine someone could just buy a ticket for them, wait a few months to a year, and be back in the stadium like nothing ever happened. It's not like they're going to have a poster at the check-in or anything.
>He’s part of the team. Not a fan.
>has curry and kd tattoos
oh no no no no
So excited for the warriors to win in 5 so Kawhi can go to the lakers and we win a couple chips after we get AD and Kyrie to come too
Good question actually, I haven't been to an NBA game since I was like 14 so I don't know
we gon get kawhi
>warriors
>refball
Look at this COPE
He's right. No one expected the Warriors to sweep. Game 2 will prove that Game 1 was a fluke and scripted to increase viewership and media attention
meh should've bet on the raptors. had a feeling.
Raptors in 5.
desu the Warriors are FUCKED. It doesn't matter if they play their best, the Raptors are just a better all around team.
>NBR
into the trash it goes
C O P E
O
P
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bruh like one side of my beds spring thing snapped and now this motherfucker leaning.
It’s way too late at night for this
>socialist shitter faggot getting his licks in
Enjoy it before the Warriors stomp the shit out of the Raptors next game and at home
>>socialist shitter faggot getting his licks in
what does this even mean? the warriors are the commie socialist nuts
what does the national board of review have to do with anything
i meant non-blood related in regards to your photo
Anyone has started to believe the magnetic rims conspiracy theories...I have never seen a team win so many games with garbage bounces as the raptors. This vanvleet shot was suspect today as well.
it's a mild form of tourette. he can't think straight. don't bully the handicapped.
I got something for you please don’t run up on me got my fuckin rocket I feel like I’m harden
both the raptors and warriors are chink liberal shitholes. this is probably the most unbearable sports championship since the philly eagles vs the patriots.
idk man it's pretty nice here in the bay
they were patented in the late 80s
and being sold at toysrus as a gimmicky novelty thing
then the loval news did a major report on tmhow fun they are
then they disappeared completely
someone bought em out
more than likely an nba shell company
its not a conspiracy
its just basic business
on how to improve profit margin by controlling the quality of the end product
Then why are you here, faggot?
i like prog
the warriors are the lesser of two evils, and kawhi is a closeted conservative who left because of pop's bullshit cuck propaganda.
How does something bounce around multiple times if it’s magnets? Nigga magneto is not real.
This as stupid as my friend who believes the earth is a hexagon and that the sun and moon is cgi created by the government
>the warriors are the lesser of two evils
i meant the raptors FUCK
i'm sure it's nice to step on human shit everywhere you go
Are you sure about that user? You wanna take another minute to think it over?
you got me
That nigga is literally younger than kyrie
Hey there, Yea Forums!
Kyrie is old dude, haven't you watched Uncle Drew?
Mushroom Samba is one of the best bottle episodes of television. Agree with that Champloo might be more your jam.
Sorry user but this is not a good casting choice for spike, although it’s better than fucking Ching Chong Cho
My choice would be a younger Keanu desu
I cannot sleep like this
Nigga sleeping in a dip
FUCK DRAKE AND FUCK THE RAPTORS
>tfw sports fills me with rage and anger
>tfw project through my favorite sports teams because my life sucks and can only feel accomplishment through their accomplishments
I think I need to give this shit up. I'm pretty sure I get more upset over their incompetency than they do.
Fuck raptor fans are so cringey
yo FUCK milwalky
eat shit forever you racist losers
>1991 finals
>End of showtime lakers, start of bulls dynasty
>2019 finals
>End of warriors dynasty, start of raptors dinosty
Kawhi Jordan is real
>warriors dynasty
Yes, it's a shame about the timing of Keanu.
Yes, taking breaks from sports can be healthy if it's affecting you negatively. Sports will still be around if you feel like getting into it again.
>OG hasn't played a single game this playoffs
such a shame
But we're getting Kawhi on the lakers this off season bro
with the absolute greatest of respect, shut up you retarded fucking nigger.
Haruhi Suzumiya is the best anime.
Nothing that has happened in your lifetime is the worst or best of anything.
thanks, I didn't have the lakers one
bustlel worstbrick of the chokelahomo shitty blunder lmfao
my raptor :)
rapties finna boutta win all games until KD returns and carries GS to another chip
iggy gone rapties win
GSW has no championships without KD that didn't come against the cavs without their 2nd and 3rd best players anyway. This series was decided the moment KD went down.
>Magic in 7
>Sixers in 6
>Bucks in 4
>Warriors in 5
kys cuck
kys cuck
extremely based
based
ok this hard
I don’t get it. What’s the joke here?
if the warriors are losing like tonight until KD comes back this is their most pathetic ring
lets see the 73-9 warriors play these raptors there'd be so much more soul
...
nigga u still an americuck
rapties in 4
remember when lebron got the cramps
I screencapped every last post ITT
sweet revenge will be mine
don't bother with a reply I'll be long gone by then chillin with some bitches naked, having drinks with little umbrellas in them
screencap this post
>want the warriors to lose but at the same time don't want canadians to win
Sometimes when I go to bed I hope I don't wake up.
So Warriors lost by 9 and Siakam went 14-17. Honestly, all they really need to do is to not sag off of Gasol and play actual defense on siakam early on and not let him get a rhythm. That’s literally all they need to do.
Holy shit the craptors are real
i thought this before the game, and it happened. I was fun while it lasted.
Can we all now legit admit Kerr is a retard?
MJ only has championships against teams that:
- were way past their prime and had a HIV infected superstar
- did never win a championship since 1977
- their star players never won a championship with the sole exception of one guy signing with the reigning champion as a support character (Drexler)
- had a future alcohol, drug and sex addict as star player
- featured Greg Ostertag as starting center
Now that's what I call a fraud!
what did he do
where can i sign up to be the toronto raptors official fluffer
No KD + Home court advantage + unreal Siakam performance + awesome defense = a single digit win.
L O L
Eat shit and cope harder faggot
none of those are comparable to a team with two of its three best players injured.
>losing to the raptors
>mfw the Raptors will unironically be this generation's Pistons that destroyed the Lakers dynasty
it really doesn't matter what either team does because drake cursed the raptors
Niggas iffy huh Curry getting buried huh
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!! ;__;
I’m late but still
>Old Kanye was great (College trilogy)
>808’s was cool, stop hating
>Power is a quintessential hip hop single of the decade but MBDTF is a glorified Tabloid fodder masking a terrible half of the album. First half is good
>Yeezus is legitimately the most uncreative Kayne has ever been and annoying as fuck
>TLOP tried to justify what’s essentially the video game DLC-ifying of music and I don’t have any respect for that
>Ye’s pretty Damn good.
Raptors vs Sixers was the true Finals
I can't imagine the leaf shitshow this board will become if the Raptors actually pull this off. It's bad enough already.
Can my Rapties sign KD to the max if Kawhi decides to leave? He is a diehard Rapties fan.
/nba/, today I had a dream that Toronto Raptors were going to win Game 2.
Go's I fucking hate kd so much
I'm from the future, they do, but lose game 3, then win game 4, then blow a 3-1 lead and nothing was the same..
New Denzel Curry is legit
Old school vibes
Literally who can stop my Rapties?
Dwayne Casey
Wait.....
Fraud of the Year
>limping Iggy
>Cousins can barely play
>Durant questionable
>bench that lacks depth
>3-1 comeback
blessed image
Why don't other celebrities have the balls to support their team like Drake and Spike Lee?
I'd imagine it would be beneficial for both the team and celebrity, especially if a musician.
Haha yeah nigg-a....
In all seriousness, why would Kahwi want to leave Toronto at this point? I know Lowry and Gasol are getting up there in age, but Siakam and Fred VanElite are both young and only going to get better. The Raps will contend for a very long time if he stays.
Except Drake is a frontrunning faggot who didn’t support the raps until they got gud.
Our summers only last two months
>Warriors play one good team
>get swept
>Courtside seats means you can watch the game from the side of the court, not meander around and talk shit to the other's teams' players as you please
On the contrary, courtside seats are where fans should talk as much shit as possible to the opposing team.
>B-b-b-but heckling
Steph Curry is paid $35M a year. He should be able to handle bantz.
>Young Spike Lee talked shit and the. NBA did nothing
Fuck Adam Silver.
Post NBA players that you think fucked eachother during their times playing together
They would have to ban team employees from courtside because Drake is an employee. Might as well ban Global Ambassadors while theyre being retarded like that.
People are joking when they say Drake should be banned right? If they aren't PC culture has gone wayyyyyyyyy too far. No one would be bitching if a fan of their team did it.
>Silencing Drake
>PC culture
What the fuck am I reading here?
Kawhi is a total enigma. Have we ever seen a top 2 player like him before, personality wise?
Are you a woman?
Nobody will convince me otherwise
Canada is gay.
He want's to come home.
Timmy D was pretty similar but maybe never a top 2 player
Spike Lee did this years ago and no one whined because it was part of the game. Now pussy manginas like "Coach" Bud want to get offended about it because they don't do their jobs correctly
>past their prime
Blazers team were pretty much all in their late 20's when the bulls beat them.
Same goes for the Suns.
The Sonics were also a relatively young team.
Btw, Greg Ostertag would probably be a top10 fucking center in today's NBA. Centers suck now.
Tim Duncan was pretty autistic.
Also Drose before the injuries.
>putting astroworld over BTSM
imagine being this retarded
Yeah, but where does the "PC = Political Correctness" part fit the picture? It's just losers whining because Drake is doing his job, nothing to do with PC "culture" at all.
>Blazers team were pretty much all in their late 20's when the bulls beat them.
>Same goes for the Suns.
>The Sonics were also a relatively young team.
True, but I never said that all points apply to all teams. Btw it was just banter anyway, just wanted to point out that you can find flaws in almost every team's championship run if you only look hard enough. Of course that does not apply to the 2004 Pisons and the 2011 Mavs, because I loved those!
If GSW get swept will the team dismantle?
Blasians got next wh*Te bois
this twitrer shit is cringe. you already know everyone here thought the raptors would win, and warriors in 4 is probably some bogeyman, or it's from the same retards who said they were better without kd
No, it's simpler than that.
>Drake has a ticket to a game.
Drake should be able to say anything he wants to the professional millionaire players.
>If I you were a Warriors superfan would you heckle Kawhi with "I shot your dad," over and over to try and break Kawhi's emotionless armor?
You're goddamn fucking right.
>Kyler Murray
>Rui
>That one female tennis player
>Tiger Woods coming back against the odds
How can we compete bros?
My Rapties did it bros. Pascal exposes a fatal flaw in the Warriors defense
holy shit. are the raptors actually not frauds?
>The Memphis Grizzlies have been rather open with their intent to select Ja Morant at No. 2, but they have been sending mixed signals of late.
>The Grizzlies have requested a private workout with RJ Barrett, but he has declined the invitation so far. Barrett could revisit the possibility over the next three weeks.
>Barrett will work out for the New York Knicks, who select No. 3 overall, on June 10.
Is this based or cringe?
He's... right you know...
Assuming it's before or after Runaway
>devil in a new dress
>blame game (outro was Def skippable)
>lost in the world
>terrible
Bad opinion, on an otherwise good post
Kawhi would have the same Finals appearances if he was in the East and not the West with prime Warriors, Thunder, Rockets, and Clippers instead of Old ass Celtics, fraud Hawks, and DeMar DePression's Craptors as the best competition
oh no no NO NO NO!
doesnt really matter
RJ is telling the world he doesn't want to go to memphis
Also Pistons to Giannis' Jordan
>Atleast win 2 chips
>late registration
>MBDTF
>college dropout
>ye
>TLOP
>Yeezus
>808s
>graduation
>Game 1 Of 2019 NBA Finals Draws 10.1 Overnight Rating, Down From 12.3 In 2018
OH NO NO NO NO NO
WARRIORS STAR POWER FADING!!!
>And of course TLOP man even that should be above MBDTF
kys
I'm doubting that pretty hard
Why the fuck are the games on at 9pm? Fuck the West coast, the East coast is where the majority of the market is
God is unpredictable at best, just put in the work
its cold nigga
God damn, 1992. When they hyped Drexler as the man to kill Jordan ... and Jordan got so pissed he refused any possession that didn't involved making Drexler look like a rookie freshman for Michigan State. That wasn't just cold; that was murder.
Japan will never succeed in basketball because they don't encourage innovation/creativity in sports. They're by the book as fuck, and while it works to an extent, the moment it goes down to a battle of wills and stamina, they fold. Just watch Kuroko no Basuke to see what they believe to be the sport ... and realize that there are kids trying to do these stupid things instead of being coached properly in the fundamentals of basketball.
>actually enjoying Kanye beyond a few party songs
Rap ran its course 10 years ago, it's gonna start splintering into shitty subgenres like rock did
My raptor :)
Your warrior >:(
I went to a missouri valley conference school. I watched Fred and fucking Ron Baker light up my school and destroy our tournament chances every single year. I always knew he was a baller, it's funny seeing everyone else realizing it now too
What are you, joking? Klay clearly did the push off and then threw the ball away from the ref which is always a tech. Dumb, dumb refbabby warrior fan thinking the league doesn’t desperately want your team to win so KD leaves
How is Drake flexing on the entire NBA rent free?
Rockets are trash and my raptor would sweep them
why do you faggots get caught up in nigger banter so often? arent most of you white? i bet you all buy into rap beefs too. you realize these faggot ball players all party with each other in the off season right?
>since there are much bigger issues in the world.
there's your problem right there: you think that if you are a "good" guy, a "nice" guy, you'll be rewarded in the end. If you went on a date, you'd ask her if you could kiss her and then not understand when she handed you a ticket to the friendzone.
look after yourself first.
and get your shit in order before you start saving the world, champ.
Top 5 Rappers Alive:
>Dye-lon
Dye-lon
>Dye-lon
Dye-lon
>Dye-lon
He spits hot fire
who cares about this shit
take it to the saddest board of all: Yea Forums
You know the series is over right? When was the last time the Warriors won a Game 1?
>i bet you all buy into rap beefs too
one of the most successful music marketing gimmicks of all time, so obviously some people believe them
When's the last time the Warriors beat the Raptors?
This is the raptors first game 1
Warriors in 5.
*lost
When was the last time the Warriors lost a G1
All of the Lights and Monster are overrated desu.
Devil in a New Dress is best song on the album, then Gorgeous.
Please don't @ me (You)'s give me panic attacks.
If Raps had Ron Baker, shot maker, instead of Jeremy Lin, cat eater, they would sweep.
>incredibly smart children
Poo in loos have always dominated spelling bees because it's part of their culture, not because they're smarter. They even made a film about this years ago.
This chart is awful even by KTT standards (go back there btw)
don't forget anunoby
it's a good dream.
What excuses are the warriors going to have for losing in the finals this time?
>hurrr KD was injured (even though we play better without him)
>hurrr it was rigged
>35 year old iguodala was injured
>curry was injured
>drake made draymond foul out
This is true, I saw it in a Full House episode where Stephanie went against some Indian kid with glasses.
It's no Monica Bellucci though.
>though we play better without him
What?
If KD doesn’t come back for this series or comes back and is Boogie-tier (I.e. shit) then my raptor will close this out in 6 easily. Splash brothers can’t handle our defense.
Mirror mirror never tell me the odds,
Who are the biggest nba final frauds?
Imagine thinking the Warriors will last 4 more games
they dominate spelling bees because memorizing how to spell a bunch of words isn't an actual skill, so much as a testament to how much free time and autism you have. India also has over a billion people so will simply have more autists due to sheer numbers, especially since a lot of them come from families that work 90 hour weeks at the 7/11 so spending 20 hours a week studying words doesn't seem that tedious by comparison.
what’s the excuse everyone in the world is gonna make when the warriors win a chip with 2 injured stars against a young hungry team?
Raps in 3, warriors will be too shook for a game 4
>Canada in charge of rhyming
>Canada in charge of meter
>Canada in charge of rhythm
Pathetic
Hahaha yeah nigg..aaa...
The klay push off being one of them? Along with drayboon foul?
Graduation is a banger. Still can hear that top hat starting good morning
Graduation is a sick album
so, how was the game
Spurms fans BTFO
Pretty great basketball. Lot of ball movement on both ends. Great defense by my raptor. Draythug goon got humiliated by our African so that was an added bonus
Raps in 5, possibly 4. It all depends on Siakam and KD.
Raps in 2
cool
Are you high as hell? Compare Rodeo to Birds, there are nothing alike. Birds is way darker and Astroworld is completely different in sound, less grimey/dark travis and more upbeat
oh no no no
Impeccable taste user
Drake is getting into the heads of GS.
Klay, Curry, Draymond...only Durant can save them at this point.
So this is what Canadians are like when they get a little power, when do we go to war?
Rookies can decline workouts with teams they don't prefer, just like the Celtics two years ago.
Why would you want to end up in Memphis instead of Jew York? Even if it meant you are merely trade bait and you'll be packing to Louisiana anyway.
heh
Pay them no attention them niggas are stupid
Only albums that sound similar are rodeo and days before
>Japan will never succeed in basketball
Japan doesn't care about basketball, they're a baseball country. They don't care about MLB either. It's basically baseball or soccer for them.
>probably likes the party songs off graduation
holy fuckin reddit
mashallah
Pascal went 14/17 on field goals?
Nigga wtf
11 makes in a row lol
draymond is a terrible defender
I'm pretty sure they won't succeed in basketball because they're all 5'8" manlets
Warriors overrated
California has more people than canada. West has all the ratings
Who's gonna stop the menace known as Kardashians? /nba/ and Yea Forums literally bleeding talent to these succubuses. Frigid, plastic, soulless fucking things ruining everything they touch.
Why is skip so disrespectful to kawhi now?
Shit is strange.
Salty ass SAS fan
You got a question about basketball?
>Just watch Kuroko no Basuke to see what they believe to be the sport
you're kind of a dumb fuck, user
What a terrible set of opinions
Warriors have got to stop falling in drakes trap
Canada was bullied for decades as the little brother to the US so they mastered the art of insults and bantz. This is not a war you can beat them
In, they’re just too good at bantz
Massai knew he didn't have to stop lebron this year so he built an anti warriors team right off the bat to go straight for the chip
Which one?
>25000 for a fucking basketball
The cheapest one
luka doncic wasn't even born the last time the spurs didn't make the playoffs
>It's an official gameball you dumb fucks, now give us your hard-earned money, goym
It's 250 you dumb leaf
Skip is a Spurs fan even though I only think he roots for them because they were supposed to stop Lebron back then
Can’t wait for Kawhi to run it back twice with my Rapties for his 3 peat
HE STAY
Kawhi being a new balance athlete is so kawhi it hurts
So basically the raptors need to win the next 2 games or it's over
>new balance
the plural is succubi my friend
They gotta force a game 7
Warriors are 0-1 in game 7s in the finals
Pretty much. Raptors can obviously beat the Warriors with out KD, but if he comes back and he’s even 75% of what he normally is it’ll be over for my Rapties
Realest nigga ever to leave Jordan and sign with NB
I’m driving from North Carolina to Atlanta
Gimme some podcasts
People forgot how good Siakam and were calling him inconsistent (even though he still averaged like 19ppg for the last two series) because he had two of the best defenders in the league guarding him, Embiid and Giannis.
There’s literally no-one on the Larriors who can guard Pascal. Draymond is their best defender and he got torched last night. Siakam MIP and FMVP inbound.
just listen to anime music desu
The number three pick isn't playing in nyc anyway so it doesn't matter
Boogie was fucking garbage why did they even play him?
Will Kawhi leave if Siakam wins FMVP?
whoa...
>India also has over a billion people so will simply have more autists
No, he doesn’t give a fuck about accolades
This is your brain on leaf education
If Raptors win, Kawhi will get the finals MVP, even if Siakam had a better run
NBA hates foreign players. When Manu deserved the FMVP they still gave it to Duncan. This season Doncic got the votes and also deserved to be an all star but he wasn't allowed just for not being American
He pulls for the spurs and Kawhi bailed on the team
look what my big broski brought for me :)
Kerr is a dumbass
Warriors are getting torched by vanvleet, siakam and marc gasol, Kerr thinks it’s a good idea to continue to double kawhi.
Bro, this isn’t those awful Cleveland teams where if Lebron isn’t on the floor shit just ain’t happening. This raptors is well rounded and they want to fucking win
If they don’t double Kawhi he’ll drop a hot 45 on them
This
Any smart coach would ask to double Kawhi, even more considering Gasol, Siakam and Lowry were shit at jumpshots for most of the playoffs
You have to take that chance. Again, this raptors team wants to fucking win badly and are extremely well rounded.
Shutting down kawhi is not going to work. He made 5 shots, steph and klay had 50 together and draymond had a triple double and they still got btfo.
This is prime San Antonio Spurs style of ball
And they've never come back from 3-0 either
Now that the Warriors got swept by the Raptors, who have no lottery picks on their roster, can we dismiss the "super teams run everything" meme? The Warriors only have one great player in KD, two good players in Curry and Klay and one good backup in Iggy. Everyone else is D league tier.
The only reason the Warriors win so much is good coaching and a winning mentality. They have the 12th best roster in the NBA player wise.
99percentinvisible.org
It's about how OKC the actual city came to be, and it ties into with the Sonics becoming the Thunder. It's some There Will Be Blood shit, and it's crazy.
You're retarded if you think two top 5 shooters of all time aren't great
Warriors in five.
Listen to coast to coast
>implying people dont do that heckling personal shit regardless
what is pacers fans
what is OKC fans
what is knicks fans
just stop whining about Drake you all sound like little babies
suddenly eveyone is a raptors fan. bandwagon faggots. have some respect
It’s more hating the Warriors and realizing the Eastern teams were a meme shit teams. After the Celtics were exposed and right after the Bucks got reverse swept, people kinda dropped the last mental gymnastics of thinking Toronto isn’t a legit championship team.
Beautiful desu.
I was here with you guys shitposting late 2014 when Lowry was shitting on every pg December of that year.
I was called a nation trading cuck posting drake memes. Fuck you
t. Increasingly nervous Clippers fan
I know you buddy. I’ve seen you here all year rooting for my raptor as well and I won’t forget it
t. can't face reality and needs to delude himself
Already did in 1812.
Warriors out in 6
Stav?
Kill yourself. We're all Kawhi bandwagoners here, no one likes your shit team.
raptors are likable and warriors are easy to root against, deal with it.
>all these star spangled bannermen genuinely believe they are allowed to root for a canadian team
why am i not surprised. bunch of spineless faggots the lot of you
Friendly reminder that the raptors are undefeated in the finals, undefeated in game 1s of the finals and have only lost one quarter in the finals only by 3 (THREE) points
>Leave Aubrey to me
Bros? My Rapties?? Who can stop them???
Literally nobody
Masai is a genius man
>a canadian team
>none of them are canadian
Where would Toronto be right now if they stuck with Demar and Casey?
>win the beef against drake
>still irrelevant
lmao
Are we watching the media conference, lads?
>that white guy that has no business being there
if you do not don a canadian flag.. o we are laughin at u.
this will not be the first time you wished you were a leaf, nor the last. keep watching from the outside, larping faggots
Boucher is from Montreal
What about the sexpats?
Apologize.
when raptors win the finals they should convert all the flags to canada for a week
He's a literal who
mobile.twitter.com
Ummm.......... Warriorscucks?
"""""""""Canadian"""""""""""
Now that you mention it, he does look awfully Argentinian...
I guarantee Draymond is going to get a Flagrant 2 next game against Pascal
we aint that tall
1 more tech and Draybitch gets tossed for a game lmaoooo
Based Drake doing extra work for my rapties
Oh no no no no no ahahahahahahahaa my raptor really gonna win it all ahahahahahahaha
Warriors fans don't even exist. All of you lifelongs disappeared at the first sign of trouble
why would liberal chinkbugs post on evil Yea Forums? they're all contained in their hugbox on r*ddit
I guess I have to go to a subreddit for the meltdown when they get swept
Lowry vs Billups PER by age
Based
Lowry's skill floor would have been much higher if he didn't come into the league a fat fuck
But they gave Tony FMVP in 07
>(That means if you flip a coin with the heads side bigger by 1/3rd weight, it'll land on heads more)
Please use a foreign proxy whenever displaying typical American mathematical understanding. Thanks.
get fucked ya big bitch dubs in 6
Raptors in 5.
Warriors in 5.
Raptors in 4, screencap this.
>DUDE THE WARRIQUEERS ARE STILL GONNA WIN CUZ THEY ARE THE FAVORITES!
The oddsmakers are wrong. If you even watched the game you would know the Warriors are in deep shit. Their best player (KD) appears unlikely to play in this series, and they have close to nothing coming off the bench. They're fucked unless Curry and Thompson go for 40+ points each.
Raptors in 5.
Raptors in 3
Raptors in 2
Raptors in 1
Raptors in 0
Raptors in -1
Raptors in -2
quality content right there. good way to spend your time IMHO.
youtube.com
Not only Kayne's best song but also the most kino.
Pot calling the kettle.
Remember back in 2015 when everyone called GS a meme team and that they would be exposed? Congrats boys, it's finally happening. Now we can say they only won because Irving got hurt, and because Durant joined them. Splash Bros otherwise havent won anything. True memes
this
great general
only took half a decade you got em boys really showed em
remember user, no matter what anyone tells you, you are amazing and have unlimited potential.
oh man. oh man
not again
This is a bad argument bc it opens the door for GS fans saying they only lost bc of injuries too
>Kawhi didn't even go Super Saiyan on these hoes
>GSW's "fans" think they have a chance
>No watch the throne
>Ksg over tlop
Tlop is a top 5 Kanye album
i'm gonna rape you to death
wrong
like i said though they're all at least 7/10s
>larry nowhere to be found
Get out here and take your L, chimp
cringe
Man, I'm happy for Toronto and Canadians in general, but being so fucking cocky all of a sudden just because you've won 1 game is stupid and could easily backfire. Learn from Bucktards and Celtshits.
u mad
>took me two hours to do this shitty webm
>it's not even as good as what i wanted it to be
fuck me
>>Yeezus is legitimately the most uncreative
Wrong
>waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh how DARE you shitpost on this shitposting forum
Warriors will win both in Oakland, Kerr will adjust and shut Siakam down next game just like in the Philly and Bucks series. Kawhi is obviously playing through injury, he's slower, less explosive, and is missing shots he wasn't earlier.
Warriors in 5.
at least you make OC and don't just recycle shitty NBA twitter memes
good effort sport!
Does anyone have the “bully not so tough since getting raped” image with face on it?
>spent summer fighting off LAchicanos, explaining LeShit places on totem pole of forwards
>created this picture back in october
>never ever seen "a fucking leaf" helping
>now every second flag is canadian
Yeah, t-thanks bros. You totally right, fuck them bandwagoners!
NEW
I know you want to be the odd duck, but seriously check social media and talk to fans of the show/manga sometime. You'd be surprised how much they attempt to reconcile their fantasies with reality. Hell, read that manga yourself and see how ignorant they are about basketball tiers prior to university. It's a trainwreck, and towards the end it becomes a "NIPPON ICHI NAMBA WAN" trainwreck. You can even read the author's pages and how he brags about scouring streetball scenes for material. It's Eyeshield 21 all over again.
*with Curry’s face on it
Holy shit Danny Green really was a virgin. Look at that dude. Also look at those ugly ass uniforms good god.
you are literally a definition bandwagonner. created what image? that screenshot? holy cringe
Cope
He is respected in the rap community. Drake is not. Drake is known as a bitchboy pop rapper with no artistic substance. If you dont believe me just listen to his music, he has whined about it himself. Hes also whined about feeling like people dont think hes black enough. Pathetic desu
bandwaggon faggot
So true. they expoosed them in Oakland before, they would not be able to handle the size. As long as simmons is aggressive, then embiid feasts every night, easy series
Its completely repetitive, each song could be shortened by two or three minutes