/cric/ World Cup Thread

sebbo worked into another seething shoot it seems

Alright bend over then

sweety boo...
you cant afford me

Embarrassing.

Please refrain from making any more threads

Don't worry lads, I'll make an officidl matchthread later.

Made a new thread cause fuck this one

not wise to make multiple /cric/ threads imo

just let this one die. it deserves death

>fat american making a thread
yikes no

@93073547
Cringe

A full strength Ryan Harris without knee injuries

a full strength adam milne

A full strength cock inside madoka

>sebbesity thread
Shant.
Also, stop this /cwc/ nonsense. If it doesn't say cric somewhere, no o w ca find it.

This is the correct format:

/Cric/ket World Cup Matchthread - PAK v WI

Anything else will be ignored. Further anime will be shunned.

Reminder of rules 1-3

ya N key busted or something lad?

o.

>capital c
yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

t. too thick to understand the Options function

yikes

YIKES

...

just got to work, another day of shitposting on /cric/ with the lads whilst pretending to be busy, is in order

Can you blow-in fucks stop making threads for fucks sakes cheers

was going to post in the other thread but fuck sebbo lol

all fucking weebs must fucking hang

Lets all make shit threads and make sure cric gets janny-bombed all fucking world cup good stuff lads

>based janny deleting threads
Autoshiggy next I'll warrant.

You leave madoka out of this you pajeet piece of shit

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based janny deleting sebum's thread

fuck new zealand

Stay mad fatguts lol

Can we retire from the world cup? Would save a lot of pain and embarrassment desu.

sadly you can not

safe to say that the cricket is on in 2 hours

*investigates for myself*
Yep

Blues first GAMON

there are 24 nz posts in this thread but only 17 posters, and at least 10 of the posters are not peewees.
grim.

I often have conversations with myself

>blow-in shitter realises NZ runs /cric/
Never gets old.

legs today

Yes but legs

Bit racist

The Duke of Sussex jokingly needled Australian captain Aaron Finch.

“You’re getting on a bit now, aren’t you? How long have you been playing?” — making the batsman laugh.

the rajibul begbeak

Kek

starting to hate yanks more and more

one thing I’ve noticed is that the good yanks hate all other yanks

Same. Honestly fed up of their stupidity.

*dabs on poo peeland*
australia RUNS /cric/

they seem to always swing wildly for a truthful and impactful statement but always end up hilariously off the mark every time and look like huge ignoramus

for me it’s high energy chillwave

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sgVqMKtUMsA

which thread is the thread

this is the thread

Haven't slept yet and have class in a few hours so gonna be missing 90% of the game lads but I'm actually excited for this world cup because I feel like >we actually have a chance
Holy shit please keep Windies as your back up team thankssss

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Truthbomb

TRINOBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based

So true. Tipping tonight to be the Andre Russell show

I remember that you were still studying back like 5-6 years ago. What the fuck are you studying trinibro?

CAM ON WINDIES

tell me about Andre Russell

any #palewave man in

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CAM ON BRAVO MAKE CSK PROUD

such a grim culture
I'd say they're bordering on being the antithesis of anglos in so many regards

not 2013 anymore I'm a SEXCORE man

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Wait nvm he retired and is on the reserve squad

who’s that wog

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you have skinny as hell to pull off Chelsea boots , that guy with his musculature would look ridiculous in them

that manlet fashion youtuber

you're not going to have sex with that attitude

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>two /cric/ threads up
>dunno which one to use

>loafers
Ah yes deano: the shoe
Grim stuff

sexcore is basically the deano look yeah
it's a meme

this is the thread I think

excited for the full strength Andre Russell show

cricket in an hour

got a cheeky 20 on west indies

Now that's what I call pure mogcore.

debugging our webapp on production. need the cricket to start so i can stop

personally I would haven’t parted with my cash without a West Indian coin toss victory taking place first but each to their own , you might be kissing goodbye to 20 quid

Based

today's pickups

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10 quid lad
AUD is fucking weak

literally can’t tell if parcquet courts are good or not , they’re not setting the world alight at least

This. I said it in the other thread that this match can come down to the coin toss. It could also come down to thin shit like bales not being knocked-off like it happened in the England vs RSA match. Or the fact Stokes managed a wonder catch despite being out of position.

Both sides have good batters, though Gayle and Russell are in form and if they're removed early I think Pakistan will edge it. Again, depends on who is chasing.

They're shit.

There is no way Pakistan will lose this.

In'shallah m8

not an original band by any means but they've at least chosen good bands to copy

It’s literally coin toss: the game. oDis generally are but this one especially

just can't see Pakistan winning many games I'm sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=4X3hDrlc5I4

Thoughts?

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stick to the horses mate

Well I wouldn't say all ODI's are coin toss. It depends on your strengths. I'm sure bowler specialists would like to quickly take them out before possible weather turns and tiredness then chase a lower score, whilst good batters will want to rack shit up and put the pressure on others to meet it. However this match is literally the closest to a coin toss as they're both good batters and mediocre at best bowlers. It all comes down to whether their key lads rack it up. Chasers will probably be at the disadvantage but the teams are so similar in strengths that it could be a real meme match decided by minor calls.

Or it could be completely one-sided. That's ODI's for you.

awful

yikes

Delusional

Why is he so obsessed with india

craving the BIC

booking flight home back to based england on the cards today

some crumpets on the cards

>tfw you post a good song and you get no replies because everyone replies to some poo peelander re-posting a braindead cricketer's woeful instgram post

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recently single lads do people still use tinder at 25?

BASED

crumpets absolutely dripping with butter stomps even a full strength banitsa to be honest

All my tinder matches unmatch after a short conversation. What the fuck. My personality must be really shit.

He’s a Chennai lad

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kind of not as popular as it once was. Used to be kind of fun as everyone was kind of new and in it together, now it’s only bona fide chads and ‘seasoned’ female shaggers scoping out chads. I would say yes but the scene has changed definitely.

good morning everyone

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Desmond looks like an anorexic AIDS alien

>tfw you reply to the shit vinyl instead of the good youtube link and the posters aren't even the same person

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Watching super rugby until the cricket starts lads

BASED

There's a halogen inside you
It eclipses through me

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Grim

Are you ready

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the 20% full strength amir show

Shaheen looks white

Hello and welcome to the second game of this 2019 World Cup. It's the clash of the unpredictables - West Indies v Pakistan. Which version of which team will turn up? We'll know soon enough. I am Saurabh Somani and will be joined by Shashank Kishore.

Can't wait for Sarfraz to yell at his teammates again

I agree, he does look Afghanistani

Afghans are white under the definition of the US government. White is defined as 'People from the native groups of Europe, Middle East and North Africa'. The term should be 'West Asia' since that would include Georgia et al which aren't in Europe but are in West Asia. Anyway, Semitic people are white (until they don't want to be, with Jews anyway).

>West Indies win the toss and will bowl first

need to drop an absolutely massive kuldeep yadav but I don’t want to stink my little flat out so I’m gonna wait until I get to the pub and drop it there

Wouldn't blink if you said he was Albanian Tbh

I sleep about 12 hours a day. This spares me 50% of suffering-time while also reducing my lifespan in the long term. Every now and then I have a beautiful dream at night that recompenses me for weeks of apathy.

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Tipping a crushing victory for the West Tendies

We'll av a bowl mon

So true . Like a good ten hours at least myself . Also ‘reduces your lifespan’ is unironically a Jewish meme intended to keep you slaving away and awake all hours.’as if a long nights sleep is bad for your health fuck off

kek

A half-strength /cric/

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a full bucket of KFC

west indies will need to Holder on to Hope here

pakis wont make the final 4

A half-strength trim latte in a bowl

Fuck up Josh

May as well just kill yourself. At least save your poor parents the misery of watching you waste your life.

fuck up josh

>tfw your only defence against your brainletism is to sporadically spout "fuck up josh" to random posts on Yea Forums

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Rogan fuck up josh

@93075022
Fuck up Josh

fuck up josh

bit going on here

>pozz gaynolds

this is their time

WI to comfortably win

tipping josh starts the tranny porn dump in 10

i.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/113172929/air-new-zealand-flight-struck-by-lightning-dumps-fuel-returns-to-auckland

There's no escape lads

Up fuck Josh.

>windies bowling
this is going to be kino. don't mind missing the second innings

We're over here lads

BIG STRONG WINDIES

*poos on your thread*

no we're not

cringe

Windies shook

OYE HOYE

just going to set the janny off mate

get this to bump limit so we can lose the anime as soon as possible

>0.1 Cottrell to Imam, wide

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Hmmmmmmmmm

flashes of Harmison there

Looking forward to the Pooran show

>Kiworm has already split the thread

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based world cup tourists

a maiden over at Trent bridge. wtf.

which thread are we in

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Kill yourself Josh you fucking fat ass pedo

Imam is probs shitin himself, they never tell you how they shit themselves the first time.

my community has been split up

Cuuuuuute

would engulf her hole

yikes

epic picture bro

'yikes'

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sick reaction image

going to make this the next op

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TODAY I WILL SHOW THEM

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noncey thread

I like this pub because it feels English and middle class
It’s always empty though and i’m Giving it three years tops

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This is SO fucking based

>all these pakis in the crowd
hmmmm

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stupid fucking Japs, that's not how you play cricket at all

isn't fucker kind of an unusual name?

all the pubs in Britain are dying
A quarter (25%) have shut down in the last decade.
When you go in there the only people you see are all 50 or over.

tragic

had a look at the kiwi containment thread and didn't much care for what I sae

fucker the man is quite good

>wtf! Why are there pakis in the crowd when Pakistan are playing a World Cup match?!

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in Perth we're in a pub equilibrium

no new ones open, none ever close

BASED FUCKING WINDIES

>Pakistan win toss
Windies to lose

>imam

Fuck

epic reaction image

HACK

cringe

FUCK OFF

Plebby B on another dire prediction watch

Oh wait windies won toss windies to win then

imam is such a useless shit

>this comparative silence from a pakistan wicket
hmm

the pub is probably England's greatest contribution to the world

cringe

windies the ultimate bat second team

amusing

Zachy on the ropes

yeah just like yesterday when i precited based england victory

the guitar guy is starting to grow on me

zachy losing it lads

>windies to win
That would give Baz a 100% accuracy

stream to the #cric?

I am STILL sick

/r/cricketstreams
read it carefully

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fbl.la/crcc/

BASED curries massively inflating the viewcount and making this sport seem more relevant than it really is
youtube.com/watch?v=95Ia6yBcnXI

*clears throat*

looks like a baseball ground
do NOT show this to /mlb/

fuck me I look youthful and cute today
something about not being in toil clothes props me up about by 2 points

Dogshit set up

was a good game
i went abit overboard with the celebrations

Baldy B

Still on the trending page here

They’ve gained like more than 100k subs since yesterday. Curries going crazy

Is this going to be the Babar show?

why are they just remaking Modern Warfare?

someone get a snap of Lieutenant Adolf Shitler ?

Inshallah

Does cricket not have slags?

Are Pakistan still going to play India

Bulgarians are weird

Paki cope

because people will buy it

OH NONONO

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Women can't appreciate high iq

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poor man's kohli

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think it's something like 80% male viewership in Australia or even 90%

Aussie rules is 60% for comparison

>zachy and his drivel

3 on trending here. Reckon no english speakers bother posting comments on cricket videos at this point

Why do all modern tournament trophies look so bad?

you now remember the icc champions trophy where I accurately predicted the number of wickets Sri Lanka would topple India by in the early stages of the tournament and a glorious redemption arc was fully realised for myself in a full throttle amir show in the final

BIG STRONG DRE RUSSELL AND TINGS

BASED

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>youthful and cute
nonce

perfect game to open the wc

Shut the fuck up you balding attention whore 5'3" manlet

is pooran a poor man's curran

West Indies run tings

hahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

reminder that Alchy B has already predicted Sri Lanka to win the World Cup. He is FINISHED

been waiting four years for the amir show which never came

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it appears you have been inflicted with a temperament most choleric

FUCKhar

grim

Pakistan will not win a single game this World Cup

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Cricket calypso

enjoying the Andre Russell show

How did Fakhar not die? Was Hughes just a bitch?

based

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=zTFd8dhUX8w

Where the fuck is Asif Ali

holy chad

'chabin bla

time for da cricket!

I’m going to have to work for 5 days out of 7 a week forever

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Because they're trying to look modern.

Fuck up and die you cunt

GONE FUCK OFF

jk

GOTTEM

FUCK OFF

got a nice sushi platter for lunch

hes been russeling up some wickets here

might get to watch the conclusion of this match tonight

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Try getting a job you enjoy you fucking loser

I’m a cricketing genius.

Are we gonna see another Bob Woolmer if Pakistan don't make the finals?

fuck these short balls, cunts gotten away with so many. the unpires are compromised telling you right now

Gwarn Commonwealth

I’ll give it a go cheers

You're literally the worst personality on this board. Daniel-tier garbage and know nothing about cricket.

Woah

sarfaraz doesn't care enough to kill micky

think you mean blubbo

Australia will not lose to Pakistan

Blubbo is worse

if you genuinely believe I know nothing about cricket then you simply haven’t been paying enough attention

Based on the evidence I'd have to agree

yes that's what I said

tell me about the /cric/ lads

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t. Brainlet

>shitmeyer

t. Cricketlet

Oh right. Zach Bowel is the 2nd worst then

is there any proof that Spermot ever posted in /cric/? He could have just been an /Auspol/tard

Windies could win it all lads

i have the least amount of knowledge on cricket than anyone else on this board

he used to post here irregularly when >we'd fuck around in aus/pol/ last year

rampaging faggot who hasn't read the thread here.
Stream plz

here lad
*pisses on u*

/r/cricketstreams and never ask again

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Try this m8

*pisses on you*

chrome-extension://emnphkkblegpebimobpbekeedfgemhof/player.html#hls.goodgame.ru/hls/165441.m3u8

ah yes, the Greco med tier sun kissed slav paradise known as Bulgaria in late May

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he posted this though I guess poo peeland might have bled over there
think he did come here for a bit when we kept spamming /pol/

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Stop

Saj' u here?

looks quite moody

also be posted this

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>pakistan playing
Going to call my DTH operator and get star sports removed for a day.
I don't want inbreds running around on my TV.

we found him because he was posting /cric/ memes on facebook like saxon
the /pol/ shit came later

epic roast gottem good

Whoever their captain is, is a brainiac

He tried to defend his faggotry once

based

BASED

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*points and laughs at the tele*

GOTTEM

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET OFF THE PITCH

BACK TO LAHORE YOU DARKIE CUNT

ENGLAND

pakistan should just exploit the short deliveries by playing scoop/ ramp shots

>Pakistan's Kohli
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

fuck me this is shit batting

that kino dive from gayle

Ahaha I don’t give a fuck what you think you absolute nerd
I’ll always have memorised more of mo asif’s 106 test match dismissals than you go fuck yourself loser

Elite dive

Yeah thanks for that now I want a Pepsi

for the four? don't think that was gayle

hope you all betted big money on the toss winners

fuck off poo

>female commentator analyzing a big black guys action

certain man ITT moving most certainly in a certain World Cup blow in kind of way
Certainly man

Only a shit hole like Plovdiv would hire an alcoholic balding English teacher from Brighton. You're a fucking joke. You were born on April 1st right? That explains a lot.

Pakis must be seething the game is not in Birmingham or London hahaha.

oof

seething pakis kek

pakis seething at the short ball ONSLAUGHT

Get it into em

Really want my dick sucked

Savage

there is something not quite right about that pepes advert

Is it on gem?

Do fancy a peri Peri box now

I drink like two days a week. Actually also got hired by places in Estonia and st Petersburg but chose pengdiv

Yeah wtf that about. Literally lickn chikn tier establishment

>t.burger on proxy

thats not a very nice thing to say

These commentators always get so fucking awkward when the camera is on them

You now remember Shanon Gabriel

>score predictor: 278
what a load of bullshit

Doesnt ring a bell

You're a tosser and a loser. And a nonce

Disgrace that

holdGOD

DRS

OUT
U
T

Is this on gem

GONE

the fix is in

fuck this im going to sleep. see you guys in a couple hours

GET

THE

FUCK

OUT

Why does Pakistan always perform like shit when they're in England?

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Nerves in front of a home crowd

Imad Wasim is actually a Welshman

Hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhshahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahwhhwhwhwhwhahhahahahuhuhuhuh

HOLDGOD

>Imad
more like Umad to play that shot

He mad

COLLAPSE

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

they mad they made the trip

This is disgusting

Oh nononononono pookis

On a serious note is it because it's Ramadan or something?

it's because of big chain pubs with massive buying power and ability to accept losses to gain customers long term
t. manager at a wetherspoons

I’m the loser yet you literally post me about every single kiwi nonce irrelevant Pacific time evening on the cricket page of an anime website
Holy mother of rent free you absolute cricketlet

this was must win for the pakis

Will Pakistan even make a century?

SHADABBED THE FUCK OUT

>201 short
KEK

Baldy b is psychologically cooked

Enjoying this lads

Pakistan are in trouble here

fucking pakis can't even keep the match going long enough for the footy to end

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCKING BASED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Cuckistan

disgusting innings from the pakis

stole my joke you vapid worm

Still in the game. Hafeez is a minnow basher.

kek

>umpballed

shouldn't the pakis be used to short bowling given all the drone strikes and cluster bombs they have to put up with

projection. Looking forward to your posts about me tomorrow evening. This must be a 20’day streak by now

try again

going to enjoy all the paki seethe in the next couple days from the short bowling

Big Strong Usman Khawaja

Imran Khan needs to allocate more resources to fixing Pakistan cricket. The economy, infrastructure and education can wait

are the tendies back or are pakis just shit?

Most blatant example of match fixing in this WC

Both

Moreso the latter

for me it's a doubled score from 30 overs

I thought you said you were leaving forever. Coward. You're just a poor man's Daniel

Thank you pakis for making our loss not look so bad

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NONONOONNONONONONONO

Tendies are back. Didn't you watch the series against England?

instagram.com/p/Bwm80_ihjZa/

Basically WI vs Pakistan

Question is, will they make it to 100?

HOLY FUCK PAKISTAN IS SO SHIT LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED BY BASED WINDIES

*inhales*

reminder that the score poodicter was unironically saying 340 at one point even when they were one wicket down early

MY FUCKING SIDES

thinking about this post

Have Windies gotten back their world beater status or is it Pookistan being utter shit?

I mean who the fuck is this Paki team. 82-8, wtf

Wahab to come in with the cheeky 75 off 38 to turn this game around. Windies on suicide watch already

kek

KEK

K E K

Guy on left looks shit

wonder how ramiz raja will spin this, 'deadly pakistan batting line up stifled by lucky dark skinned medium pacers'

Is this, dare i say it, the calypso collapso?

Reminder that they lost against Afghanistan too

I don’t like cricket

He’s usually always shitting on Pakistan if you watch his yt videos

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They're gonna make 100 Right?
...right?

I'll try to find it during the innings break (won't have to wait long)

Just happy that there is a team that will make us look good.

who can stop the black man?

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He rarely praises the Pakistani cricket team

how long since pakistan actually won an odi?

Business idea: short pitch practice in Paki schools

windies won the toss. I’m completely unscathed

these windies lads are dark horses

Based Pakistan, letting me go to bed before midnight after seeing a whole match.

absolute shit batting

>almost June and it is so cold that everyone is wearing sweater
What is considered summer in england?

wow are you an actual bengali

bit racist

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are the windies, dare I say it, back?

Still spring mate

OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>140 MILLION PEOPLE AND STILL FICKING GARBAGE
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

BASED GOAT WINDIES

The 8th of august. That’s the only day.

scenes

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bloody 18c out there
barbecue & shorts weather that

ITS KEEPS HAPPENING

a full strength white Zimbabwean party

What the fuck was that no ball. Amir tier

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What part of the West Indies you from lads? Antigua here.

A sorry sight, u hate to see it

high 20s is a heatwave unironically

HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG!

love vivvie's disgust

yikes

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Port of Spain lad

BASED VIV

Bridgetown

Jamaica and Tings

>Pookistan

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Montego bay

WALLOP

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Really need to increase that run rate.

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...

Are the players just hungry ?

*peaks at crunch time*

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the Wahab show

lmaoo state of this pakistan team

holy mother of wallops

>score was 45/2
>go for a nap
>wake up score is now 93/9

Wtf happened la

WE'RE MAKING 100 BOYS

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Jah bless.

500

Magia Record soon.

seething

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okay this is epic