/afl/ Round 11

who drunk here

I wish Damien Barrett went out in public more so he could be spat on.

who /dabloos/ here

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monkey fella

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Basedbane tbqh lads

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afl.com.au/news/2019-05-31/iconic-tayla-harris-picture-wins-photo-award

powerful

fuck sake it's not even the best photo of her kicking

im fucking in tears lad, its fucking amazing

seriously the best work i have ever seen

link me a paypal or someshit i wanna buy u a beer

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Friendless incel reporting in
Sick of life, how do you lads cope?
Beer and footy isn't helping anymore

Might go to bunnings.

status of indian chick at dan murphy's?

I'll find out tomorrow when I go and let you know, she hasn't been there the last 5 weeks. I guess uni is busy.

Why don't you ask her out on a date?

because she hasn't been there in 5 weeks duh

Why didn't you ask her 5 weeks ago?

because he's a bitch duh

Why doesn't he stop being a bitch?

CONSPIRACY ALERT: Think the Lions Hawks game is rigged from the start. If you go on the AFL site you'll notice that there's a little bit of a > sign hidden behind that match on the fixture. Now doing an inspect element on it will reveal it's called ".el-icon-arrow-right:before" which is equal to $0. Lions have already won and there is NOTHING anyone can do about it.

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anxiety and obsessive, intrusive thinking. Hence the trips to Dan Murphy's.

Plus the co-worker at the till next to her (in earshot) was the guy I saw her in public together with and assumed they fuggin'

Is he white? Indian girls who date white guys are a big no no.

I'm 6ft and he was at least 6'6" but built like Straff. Like pic related but a bit slimmer through the chest, yes he's white.
>big no no
why do you say that mate?

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They are generally quite selfish and vapid.

t. went to uni with a bunch of em

tiges
pies
giants
cats
awks
dees
aints
bloos
iggs

any truth to the rumour that Beams moved back to Collingwood because he had a massive gambling debt lads?

doesn't seem the type, wasn't his old man dying or some shit

all the older Bane players thought he was a shitcunt so it wouldn't surprise me

His dad was dying which is why he went to Brisbane, he fucked off because his contract was front-loaded and Collingwood gets to big club outside the salary cap payments him. His brother still plays in the Queensland state league iirc.

GISS THA FUCKIN BAWL DOG

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I have to Ctrl f afl just to find the fucking thread these days

wish we could ctrl z you tbqh

You cant ask girl out when shes working the checkout you fucking idiots, you gotta sneak up on them in the carpark after their shift

My workplace has women-only parking, they catch me walking around there I'll get the sack. What do I do?

call them bigoted for assuming your gender in the current year.

>dead boong warning
wtf

beat me to it, what the fuck. I bet some uppity joog complained after last week.

Reminder to support your local ABOCORE bands

youtube.com/watch?v=UsWVkjHJQMI

i hope you all feel bad for booing adam goodes

I didn't then and I don't now

Still don't feel bad.

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>Hamish dropped from pre-game walk after 1 (ONE) game for BTR and Lingy
state of the shit tier McLachlan

this is named wrong. It's Petrol Powered Goonbag Holocaust - white c*nt

only reason I wish he still played was so I could boo the cunt again

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>be Poorth resident
>claim """"Best""""""""" Australiat
>illegal to own basically any gun and any "military style"""" gun
>Shittest landscape despite occcupying half the continent

>be Victorian
>best access to weapons in the land
>Also the most heavenly land in the land
>Living in the place to be
>the Home of football

Love Victoria. cheers

>WA living in Vic heads rent free
what's with their inferiority complex?

GOOD post, love Victoria as well.

ummm, acktually there's no such thing as "Docklands" and I think you'll actually find that tonight's game is at Marvel Stadium

>quite selfish and vapid
so they're women then. Gotcha.

why are they pushing coons again this round? give me a fucking spell

>in b4 they have "greatest immigrant players of all time

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>be cucktorian
>get stabbed by a bunch of sudies
>cops arrest you for carrying illegal an illegal weapon and confiscate your pen
>bleed out in a cell while getting culturally enriched by mohammed
truly the greatest state lads

>Want to shower and fap
>But the footy starts in 20 minutes
Good thing things only heat up in the 3rd and 4th quarters with these teams

based thredcunt fucking off sponsorship gypperz

What do you need a gun in Australia for?

>his showers take longer than 90 seconds
wasteful cunt

>acknowledging the naming rights jew

t. seething DC cuck

>7 plays in days
>halftime auskicker interview
>roaming brian
>the emoji game

what are we looking forward to most lads?

the cold embrace of the grave

What's for dinner lads?

Having rice and stir fry.

cripes, he's going hammer and tongs on the red-pills

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scotch fillet and 3 scrambled eggs

very authentic burritos using a Maggi chili spice mix, lettuce and Coles wraps

>liking mainstream capeshit at all

lmoa at ur life tbqh

I'm confused, I thought Straffdog would be pro immigration.

300 mls Metho
.2 Meth
1 gram DXM
and Nulon "Start Ya Bastard"

is that the new "keto" fad ive heard so much about?

gold class ticket on the Trump Train apparently

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Dubs and BT calls Houli, Osama.

wasn't abo round last round? why the fuck even bother having a boong round if you run it over two rounds. may as well make every fucking round boong/LGBTQIAP+ round.

yes bro, get that shit in ya

>mainstream capeshit
>he made the distinction

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>all those straffpills became redpills
wew, no wonder he waddles a lonely road

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I wonder if us bullying him helped him see the light.

>cunnyton
Didn't know Richo was playing for the Roos.

>but mom its a graphic novel

some shit to do with jumper clashes, Eagles wore theirs the week before boong round because it clashed with Adelaide too much and I assume NORF's would have clashed with Fullwogs last week. Waste of fucking time.

Are the booing Dusty for not signing with them? Lol?

Do we even have one >norf supporter here?

Rhyce Shaw looks like the yellow bastard from sin city.

muzzie ded

I guess all that ramamadaing gave him weak bones.

get fucked Houli you cunt

looks like big brained Nathan Lyon

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mirin those forehead vains

>no prior genuine attempt :^)
jfc

RAZOR

rrrrrrrayzor ray

Jed Anderson legit looks like a woman out there.

razor ray loving the attention

wtf Idiocracy wasn't meant to be a documentary guys!

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>that's a free kick
weak as piss, fuck ben brown

lmao only realized just now they keep Shaw on screen is because he's caretaker coach

>got em on the ropes here

what

Got him on a string, that is to say

Could youse cunts post some more? These are /nrl/ type numbers.

>watch footy
>its just a shot away starts playing

All the good posters got chased away years ago.

how do we bring convict or reality check back?

saw how RC was chased away by the ATO

>ISP block
>mid season slump comes early because shit games
it happens

>convict
prison break
>reality check
Ouija board

only freshfellows who weren't here want those shitters back

^

I forgot all about the block, I thought it was meant to be temporary.

got nothing to do with the block brainlet, takes a second to change the dns

afaik Optus is standing firm, dunno about Telstra

not if the ISP is DNS poisoning you stupid mong cunt

maybe some people are watching the cricket instea-ahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha lmao jk ƒam nobody watches that boreDI shit

Nah I reckon there'd be a few posters at least who just never bothered or don't wanna be on a list or something.

umps definitely want the tigers to win

>thinks /afl/ posters are smart enough to get around it
sure mate

things like that are never temporary

Who are we barracking for in the worldc up?

>not if the ISP is DNS poisoning you stupid mong cunt
what does this mean? working for me with telstra
>who just never bothered
maybe
>don't wanna be on a list or something
why would changing your DNS do this

yeah same, they can't be fucked figuring it out so they get on with their lives

was off the 'ch0n for several months cos couuldnt be arsed getting around the block, til recently

Just heard of their "catch of the century", bit impressive but still nothing to make cricket more exciting youtube.com/watch?v=QCWbRWgFsAo

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based "don't blush baby" blackman for me

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why are you all pretending it's so hard to change the DNS? I literally just googled how to get around the block and followed a guide to change it, only took me minutes
your average Yea Forums user isn't technologically illiterate

Gonna make a Maccas run lads, what's good from there?

Have they actually improved the Quarter Pounder?

it was for most ISPs

been loving the penny pincher meal deals tbqh. best one probably the small big mac meal + cheeburg but the double bacie cheeburg meal was also good shit imho tbqh.

its like an adult happy meal.

nah mate, people are deadset retards, average 20yo is worse than the average boomer these days. They're used to everything "just works", never had to problem solve anything. try a bit of IT help desk work, it's astounding

It's not that it's hard, it's just something unfamiliar to most and they might not wanna mess with it.

have yet to try the improved Quarter Pounder, avoid the HJ's version the "Quarter Deluxe" a glib facsimile. Also the new onion ring suck shit. Won't be going there until they fix that issue.

I don't think you realise how many people on this site actually serve their bans.

But that would be breaking the rules. If I've broken a rule of Yea Forums/nel then I deserve to be punished via a ban of however long that a Mod deems necessary. I will pay my time and use it to reflect upon my poor behaviour.

So I walked under a bus
I got hit by a train

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Disposals more of a concern than the goals for once

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ANOTHER BENDER

I agree and I'm like that too, that's why I just googled it and found a step by step guide. that amount of initiative isn't extreme
how has it anything to do with Yea Forums rules

>two handed push in the back
>light touch
fuck BT and fuck umpires

yeah nice

nice, continuing our good form from last week

looks like the cricket will wrap up early enough for me to catch the fourth quarter

r8 the Norf coach's lolly gimmick

that abo dance looks like they're just copying the haka

gotta keep your blood sugar up to yell at cunts between quarters mate 5/10 very respectable

>"Sitting over there with the plebs"
Harvey still with "it"

reckon I could put a boot through that perspex, and fuck your marinated olives

>not liking roaming brian

What's with Bitchmond and F*rtnight?

>capeshit promos

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Are you threatening me?

Because that would be a bad idea!

Cringe.

Oh gee oh no this is so menacing and intimidating. I wonder what happens next? Now I have to watch *insert movie name*!

Think they do a mad tap water.

17 goals?! Incredible

fucking hell hamish get away from that child

haha that kids so dumb

That's a big oof for me chief. Yikes.

Over to you
...
...
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Neal and Teale

Think the kid is pro MND.

who the fuck is this mushmouthed boomer faggot?

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

anna meares is going down the slide lads

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Is it indigenous round again this week?

Every week is as they invented the country and the game. They're changing the national anthem too.

Hate this Location Superhero combination shit.
It's Brisbane, not Brisbane lions etc

Fucking childish and gay desu, that's why I don't follow Australian sport

>be muslim
>be named "bash her"

was it pottery?

t. toni materazzi

Now this is diverse

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see

Following foreign sports is the most childish and gay thing you could do tbqh.

I was referring to the centre circles too.

>bitchmond

resolution so shit only just realised norf is wearing the boong shirt

>using gay as an insult
How childish.

honestly don't mind norf's boong guernsey, it's no where near as ugly as most of the others

That was acting. Makes up for some the other way though.

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>mongs getlynched
far out what a name

meh, pretty bland, swans one was the pick for me. Looks different but is still discernible as a native swan

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Why do teams always play well after their coach gets sacked?

shitmond exposed

Butt to butt

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it's scripted that way so it makes the club look like they made the right decision.

Did multibet lad finally run out of money??

>pretty bland
that's why I like it, can't stand meme overdesigned shit. you're right tho the swans one is pretty aesthetic.

Aren't Richmond meant to be good? Aren't North meant to be shit?
Why the hell would a premiership calibre team in North sack their coach mid-season?

Ray Chamberlain talking to the players like they're children would piss me off.

ASS2ASS

I liked Carlton's and just about no one else's this year.

kek, was just about to comment on the lad of multifags itt

Shaw must have been a great understudy, this has the makings of a classic >NORF

Kek almost forgot, only had Dusty for 3 goals and 25 disposals tonight but that's kill

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How is our lowly group of rag tag posters so elite at getting digits?

Bruh

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IT'S A BENDER

>19-5 tackles in favor of Norf

the shanty town of Bitchmond

This is nicely set up for a classic NORF finish.

Sorry m8, new coach new era. Norf might be long gone if they keep this up.

>richmond getting out pressurememed by fucking norf
wtf wasn't that the only thing the tigers could do?

imagine the smell of her bike seat

I can't work out which is bigger: her chin or her ass?

the thumbnail made it look like she had a massive patch of crotch sweat and I was EXTREMELY disappointed to see it wasn't.

just had an epiphany going to marry a track cyclist

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Richmond, as exemplified by D. Martin, have already gotten their payday, so they're just treading water and collecting their pay cheque.

imagine the braps

women who ride bikes have stronger pelvic floors too, so she could tense up her pussy like a vice grip on your dick
unfff

lives near me, or at least I've seen her at the local cafe a few times, very smol, but she could still beat me up

Too much upper body desu. Is a 3D Chun-Li too much to ask for?

imagine prone boning that and bouncing off her plush arse

brehs...

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have a gander at some speed skaters too, don't limit yourself

would like to give it a big squeeze haha

Lads I'm doing a poo and it smells really fucking bad in here. Help!

my word

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boi you done it now...

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so is Shaw a 200IQ coach or was Scott just that shit

Okay, this is much better.

her plain/meh face is really endearing, makes that lower body much more appealing

Anna is a 99.999 percentile pelvismogger, wash your mouth out

/afl/

awfully
fat
lardasses

she has a12 tooth smile shes extremely attractive lad

anyone pick norf? except RC

North going to win by 10+ goals.
Brad Scott was robbed of being a premiership coach.

Nope, you'd have to have been a madman to pick them against a supposedly in-form Richmond.

This is turning into a heavy hit to Richmond's percentage now.

>when brown can go up without being marked and just stretch there's no stopping him
such hard hitting commentary, also known as an uncontested mark

nice face, I agree, but obviously self conscious about her tits given that she's hiding them for some reason. They might be munted

the forehead acne scarring though

spot on lingy

W O W E E
O
W
E
E

RHYCED

The Hero the AFL needs, but does not deserve.

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dont care. cheers

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I didn't tip them but I put money on them. I thought it was close to a 50/50 game.

this is an old fashioned spanking

can't even do a JUST edit as it would significantly improve the situation

You've hit the post there Silk, not like you.

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How was there no Richmond player on the line when he's kicking from 50?

GOOD BT going to have a chat with the ump's proactive status this match

the mnd thing? would donate if she does it in a bra and gstring

iirc ray confirmed on an open mic or something that seven set his mic volume higher than the other umps

>29,000 crowd
What happened to the Richmond bandwagon? I thought they were the biggest club.

I find it funny that BT hates razor so much when they are both attention whores.

Docklands doesn't let pets in.

But that's precisely why he hates him.

The muzzy has 37 touches

Didn't they say they had 100,000 members lol.

Docklands is too far to travel.

*100k memberships not individual members

>BT
>Razor
reminder that using nicknames when you don't know the person is absolutely reddit

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It's only an hour by public transport for me, and should be easily accessible by those near a train station so really no excuse

Absolutely based opinion.

That facebook meme you posted doesn't even have a bong in it, embarrassed for you reddit.

his career best stats mean he's seeing more of the ball come his way due to the complete lack of midfield defensive efforts. Shitmond exposed.

*stands against racism again*

I'm not typing out their full names, get out of my face faggot.

wow powerful stuff at the end there
chills

made it myself m8, I understand that contributing to the /afl/ community in a positive way may be foreign and anathema to you

Imagine if they power stanced against racism.

>you aren't allowed to enjoy your win until you feel guilty first you racist cunts.

North choked the end away. Didn't even get triple figures.

anathema these balls you bitch boy

>Razor is shorter than Ray

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pretty pathetic contribution to this wonderful community lad, might want to work on that.

check out this drug addict with his encyclopedic knowledge of drugs

poodicting a st kilda victory in the orient

Most people won't know who Ray refers to, is this really the hill you want to die on? Sometimes I think you just look for arguments as a substitute for human contact.

you have no idea, chances are that you'd have my OC on your harddrive right now. That is if you weren't a freshie blow in

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so instead of contributing it here you decided to post it to ABC News fagbook first?
righto
(I know you didn't make it either mong cunt)

>Most people won't know who Ray refers to
There was an entire tv series about him.

>is this really the hill you want to die on?

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Roaming BT imminent

>people will recognise 'Razor Ray' by 'Razor' but not by 'Ray'
State of you.

Don't wanna get in between but I think we should all make a bit of an effort to provide some more OC.

doubt it mate, I don't tend to save low effort normie shit. can't imagine how pathetic your life must be to brag about creating that kind of garbage.

find me an earlier one then. Come on, now you're absolutely seething you might find that work ethic that's evaded you all these years

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haven't watched an afl match not involving me own side since 2015 lads.

I don't get what is has to do with reddit?

You're being a bit autistic m8 but we can keep going for a few more hours if you like.

Awww you seem really proud of it.

lmao cope harder Jimmy

freshies on the ropes, can't even recognise the meta Jimmy meme

why is every cunt tattooed to the eyeballs

lmao this cunt got a literal jared leto joker tattoo

got this autist on a string lads

rope all zoomers

self-evident that you "don't get" a lot. You're being a cringelord

Reckon we should all try to be a bit nicer to one another in here.

No idea what you're babbling about m8.

I'm not a nice person.

That's why you have to try.

nah, it's just venting 2017 tiger bandwagoners

Fuck you and your dubs.

>You're being a cringelord

cringe

>more of an nrl fan

do NOT let /nrl/ see this

lol

>BT patrolling old hags in the men's bathroom.
surreal

Foundation day weekend you cunts
youtube.com/watch?v=P7bDeQ4UJIU

redpill me on you constantly bullying us

>still watching the coverage
Oh dear.

emoji game is coming up soon

reminder that this spergout is brought to you by my unassailable truthbomb that using the nicknames of people you don't know is reddit.

he's a proxy faggot

heading alley gents see yas

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>Roaming bathrooms

bt said razor has a small willy

kek get fucked Razor

does roaming brian operate during afl W matches?

Margetts, now he was an umpire.

they aren't allowed to expose the lockeroom grooming techniques of the butch lesbians

in all honesty, they need to fix balding asap

Delete this NOW

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I can use Google image search too

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

okay :)

>BT rummaging through an ump's suitcase
Kek

Thanks, that was a terrifying image

MODS!

I bet you're that useless gypsy who had an aneurysm when Fed won AO'17 kek. I'd tell you to rope yourself but starvation will do the job.

does this make a difference to your ability to shitpost?

what the fuck is wrong with you?

DELETE THIS

not really, Yea Forums servers are shit anyway

>Dayne Beams in queensland
>$1.5M gambling debt
>Eddie steps in
>Dayne returns to collingwood

>Becomes more successful immediately
Don't see the problem here

I had no idea the internet speed numbers go up that high.

>$1.5M gambling debt
wait what?

Beams amassed a colossal debt to some shady gold coast based bookies and eddie paid it off for him. In exchange, beams moved back.

A few weeks ago at Sandown, he blew $57k. the cunt is a mess. Bryce gibbs isn't much better

Do you have a source?

How the hell do you even blow that much money.

with a front loaded contract and dealing with bookies who give you a line of credit because you're a degen that has loan shark tier interest on payments.

Not a reputable one

Check em

>Bartel with the white supremacist emoji
based

its le epic bigfooty rumours

do I need permanent residence if I want to buy a vacation house in australia?

We're full, sorry champ

?

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Hey if you wanna be the abos plaything be our guest. But don't say we didn't warn ya.

Based ScoMo will sell you a plot of land in northern WA

yangatjirrijijiirara land, matey. Not for sale (anymore)

ask the Chinese, they've been rorting the Australian housing market for almost 2 decades.

funny fact: the Jews were offered the Pilbara as a land to settle in after WWII, but they declined. They could've taken the entire Hancock iron fortune if they accepted and therefore taken the entire continent.

wot. that bad? I just wanna drive around in a i6 rwd shitbox for 2 weeks a year and maybe shoot some vermin
k what visa do I apply for

kek, poomania finna shoot! dropped the meme and on the defense! /AFL/ WINS

SOMEONE GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE FUCK

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/crows/ lads

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lol

based

lol

Hate these wintery temps

>he doesn't get max comfy during the cold months
sad 4 u

Geary's scar is pretty gnarly lads, he'll be getting mad puss.

lads im in melbourne next weekend, whats the best spot to drink?

Good morning my /afl/ family.

morning lad

based elite OC jimmy

fuck up cunt

best spot to drink's right here
*pisses on you*

Hello where is the pregame talk

hoping the dockers can pull the upset but I just don't see how

>not watching the plasticb owl
feel sorry for you

Main bet then meme multi. Also Himmelberg in the Giants game to score 2 or more is pretty generous considering his feat last week and the expected blowout potential

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i really, really, really like sympathy

BASED multiGOD

How do you have so much disposable income? What's your secret?

It's not like you have to put money in all the time to have fun. Stake big on the winners and stake small on the cheeky ones so every time the cheeky ones lose you've still got money from the big ones. That's how last month all those bets came from just a $100 deposit at the start of the month. It's also good to hoard bookie offers when they come up. If it all gets lost then it's off to the wageslave money but rarely needs to happen if you stake your bets properly.

>indigenous round
>kevin koons tossing the coin

Where's Cox?

right here
*unzips dick*

deported

Mihocek trying to make a fool of multi bro.

Sunnas blue strip looks pretty good tbqh. Will look great when they're merged with Carlton.

heave ho you dog cunts

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hate blacks
hate poofs
hate tradies
love footy
love /afl/
simple as

You can tell Howe's seething about Ryan's mark the other round and trying to top it all the time

So much running back and forth in the Coll vs Fred game.

Poofs are alright, to be honest.

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disgusting

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looks like a lord of the rings character

Why do they let former players commentate on their teams?

looks like a wog/jew mix who works at the ATO malaka

easier transition to learning commentary because they know the players and aren't (shouldn't be) stumbling every 2 seconds with a team they aren't a full bottle on

Some manage to suppress their bias. Pav hasn't been that bad.

>pick ball up
>immediately tackled
>ball spills free
>holding the ball

yeah that was fucked, don't understand holding the ball anymore. no prior opportunity whatsoever

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That's a lot of soft serves

>ball bounces near the line and stays into field of play
>Pie elects to tackle the man who doesn't have the ball
>play on

umps are as shit as Fred

pie flogs
only
pie flogs

might go a value pack of tim tams with my winnings

Pie flogs? More like Pies flog.

>he isn't watching gws vs suns

but I am lad

Indian girl not at Dan's again for 6 weeks running lads, I think she got another job :(
such is life

Why didn't you ask her out 6 weeks ago?

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Lots of Indian girls in India, mate.

thought I'd have more time to warm up to her (be less autistic) she's been there as long as it's been open ~5 years

Business idea: don't start games at the same time so viewers can switch games at half-time.

>still higher than the average nrsmell crowd

>If there's ever a week where Hodgey should be mic'd-up within a match...
>then it's this one. Would love his - real - insights on how to get inside Clarko's head and unravel the Clarko gameplan (which the Lions did twice last year, once with him in the team, once without).
wind it in you facetious cunt

i once saw benny cuz irl off-field

was he directing traffic?

I was thinking the same thing

he was directing traffic in a way where directing means snorting and traffic means cocaine off the asscrack of a prostie

used to frequent garden city telstra for burner phones. once asked me what time all the stores shut. very soft spoken, yet obviously erratic. poor cunt tbqh

he was exiting subiaco coles just prior to a game v richmond, twilight '07 iirc. later saw him on tv suited up in the coaches box

kek they reviewed the wrong footage on the walters goal

RICHO UH
PEDO YUH
INCEL CUH

CAHM AWN YU FARKEN SUNNAS
KIK SUM FARKEN GOALS

heave ho motherfuckers

>megpis getting heave ho'd
yeah nice

based WABA

p-pie g-gods

wow I can’t wait for the megpiss to do the same storyline of “three mediocre quarters and a blistering last quarter” to win lads

It's Richmond's 2017 run all over again

THE FIX IS IN

HOGAN IS FUCKING SHIT GET FUCKED YOU MUTT FUCK OFF

>gws lead by 44
p-panic

GET YOUR
GET YOUR GOAT ON

give him a break m8, pretty sure he only has one ball

I don't give a flying fuck, stop turning up drunk to training, get your head in the game and get on TRT if you only have one ball. Useless cunt can't even put his fist to the ball for a fucking handball. Second most invisible player in the 22 after Conca

Conca is genuinely confusing, he's always been average at best and he still seems to get a game.

I know mate I've got no clue why they brought him over aside from him wanting to come home.

>GWS by 58
ffs sunnies KICK SOME FACKIN GOALS

no tim tams for me tonight fellas

>Mihochek
Ffs

Matera you fucking CUNT

How much time left in Collingwood vs Freo?

2 mins

>R O B B E D

HABBIDING AGAIN

WALTERS
>WALTERS
WALTERS
>WALTERS
WALTERS
>WALTERS
WALTERS
>WALTERS
WALTERS
>WALTERS
WALTERS
>WALTERS
WALTERS
>WALTERS

WALTERS SAVES FREO AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PIE FLOGS BTFO

BLACK FELLA

WHITE FELLA

MICHAEL FUCKING WALTERS

GET UP YOU PURPLE CUNTS

based fred helping out the iggs

>collingwood loses from a goal in the final minutes against a worst australian team
why do they keep showing this episode

GET FUCKED PIES

PIE CUNTS EXPOSED

Is there any other clutch player in the AFL right now than Michael WaltGOD?

Walters is unequivocally elite

Pies on SUICIDE WATCH

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Aren't Collingwood meant to be premiership contenders? Why are they getting beaten at home by Ross the Boss?

This is Mihochek's fault, bring back COX

>2 weeks in a row
>both indigenous rounds

was gil in on this?

thanks for fucking up my multi collingwood

HEAVE FUCKING HO

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wait I thought this was Optus KEK even worse

>first win against Pies at the 'G in 13 years
>Fred

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If umps paid the touched-off-the-boot as a behind Pies would have won

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who 1/3 here

who drunk here

what part of Fremantle you from lads?
I live on Atfield street near the boat shop

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FRED OF HEAVING THE HO ON PIEFLOGS
THE PIEFLOGS WILL CHOKE TO WORST AUSTRALIAN TEAMS BUT ONLY IF YOU POST “PIE FLOGS [INSERT MEME] PIE FLOGS” ITT

HEAVE
FUCKING
HO

about to be after Fred

PIE FLOGS

NEVER BEATING DA WEST AT HOME

PIE FLOGS

>contentious goal review (2 sets of footage in question)
>mongrel punt into a Walters mark
>converts

based fucking Fred, nothing better than Megpis SEETHE. Collywobble fan wives on domestic violence watch, better cook the fuck out of that dinner.

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Coniglio on 202 SC points.

Unironically this

who's the big blond mong for the dockers

lol

>Collingmong fans sooking about the touched ball at the pub
>I tell them Matera would have converted after the siren anyway
>mfw I can visibly see them have a stroke as they process what I said

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luke "aryan" ryan

probably Luke Ryan, great intercept mark decided to go bleached blonde for some reason. Him, Hamling and Pearce (RIP) are >our new holy trinity down back

haha do you hate the pies too?

watch that they don't follow you to the toilets mate

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OH NONONONO
twitter.com/triplemfooty/status/1134706464197472257

sure

should I pick McLuggage or Lewis Taylor as anytime goal scorer?

Business idea: After each goal, the replay of controversial calls goes on the screens and umps have 30 seconds to adjust their decision and add/subtract from the scoreboard before starting again.
t. Totally not a Pies fan

pretty high IQ comments from twitter mongs honestly, love the Megpis hate.

luggage

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They say they review every goal so I don't understand what happened.

every score is reviewed regardless and 3rd umpire has the ability to speak to field/controlling umpire no? They need to stop burning money with zoomer bait like aflx and invest in ultra hi-def slow-mo cams or whatever.

UP THA FAKKIN DOCKA'S

>At least 3 St Kilda players, and coach Alan Richardson have fallen ill in China. 2 players are flying out tonight as further emergencies.

the chinese are trying to take us down bros

Lyon is gonna suck Walters' cock to completion in the presser harder than he wanted to suck the budding breasts of that preggo staffer lmao. I hope Pearce isn't a serious injury he's key for >us

never trust chink food, even Usain Bolt was smart enough to stick with what he knows best and eat maccas chicken nuggets before winning gold in Beijing

Shouldn't have been religious in a communist country lad.

At least they'll be shitting in the toilet tonight lol

multi: sorted
the automatic review is only from the goal line

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ahh didn't know that cheers.

I'm sure when they've reviewed goals, they have showed vision of the kick as well if it was potentially touched off the boot. I don't see the issue in taking a quick look at it anyway, especially as it was obvious in this case.

new

migrate when ready

Now that my multi is in the shitter I hope Geelong get flogged in their meme ground

>It's another Swans arsefuck the Cats in the first 10 minutes episode
REEEEEEEEEEEEE