/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Fiscio Edition

>Countdown to Canada GP:
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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 137
V. Bottas 120
S. Vettel 82
M. Verstappen 78
C. Leclerc 57

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 257
Ferrari 139
Red Bull 110
McLaren 30
Racing Point 17

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
162 (164 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
87

>Hund status:
In ze rot blatte ze rot auto vil have a zwanzig kilometre advantage uber us. Ze rote stier vil also be charging

>News:
Marko is HIDF
Digits confirm Vettel will never win another race

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youtube.com/watch?v=rpYjBG9ROt4
youtube.com/watch?v=sCv-dIFGcd0
theguardian.com/sport/blog/2019/may/30/renault-daniel-ricciardo-f1
racefans.net/2018/05/26/f1-manufacturers-drop-opposition-removing-mgu-h-2021/
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racefans.net/2018/07/10/no-porsche-no-new-f1-engines-fia-urged-to-keep-mgu-h/
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First for Bottas

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>Bahama genuinely fucking saved us

Dark timeline

/wsg/

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I forgot to update the previous thread oh fugg :DDD

You now remember Heikki Kovalainen won a Grand Prix.

Massa BTFO

Based diggins poster

It's been forever since we had a Baha bread

>dickins :D

>True Previous Thread:

pacey hobbit

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Dreamt of Brazil GP
KUB - RUS - VER

as.com/motor/2019/05/28/mas_motor/1559074467_392666.html
How mad will Gag be when Merc joins and starts new e-ra of MWL HWL in his championship?

>be me
>find /f1/ thread in catalog
>"That's a very homoerotic picture. I wonder which unironically literal homosexual poster made the thread"
>click thread
>check flag
>it was the manbumlicker
kek I was right

NEEKERI

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Safety Car(rie)

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great post, thanks for letting me read it

>p-pootas gonna beat Hamilton just like that nigo dude
>fuck ferrari for prioritizing Vettel, leshit is so much better than him

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but Leclerc is garbage and a rightful number 2 to Vettel.

NIPPON KAZAUWA :D

Thot

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RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF

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Y-yes my autism bag is in there somewhere m-miss

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BREHS....

Is that Hanna

nice

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Name?

What if she farts haha?

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imagine having such a low IQ to think that a driver has impact on how well a car can be developed

What's your favourite F1 cars?

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I always choose airlines based on the attendant uniform.
I'm not dead, so I consider this a win.

what are the top 3 airlines in your ranging system?

FOR GODS SAKE MAN PROVIDE INSTA NOW

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ranking system I meant

*ahem*

fuck ferrari

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They're getting fucked well enough as it is by Mercedes

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motorsport.com/f1/news/porsche-tested-compatible-engine-2021/4414564/
PWL was going to be a reality until Liberty and FIA shat the bed with not removing MGUH

Have the rules been finalized? I thought the FIA had been retarded about that.

Doubt the girl even knows the photo was taken

>HalfwheelGP is apparently considering of pairing rider-bike randomly for every race

No but the engine formula is looking 99% to be unchanging going forward.
I think Porsche would have been in gravely over their heads if they tried to join F1. We saw how much trouble Honda had joining late and Porsche would have even higher expectations with their LMP1 experience. That article says they had 50 people working on it, which is only a small fraction of what the current four manufacturers have working on the engines, and that's on iterative development not full ground up design.

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They were to be decided by last year.
Everything seemed it was going in Porsche's direction but when they retreat their commitment current manufacters sperged and said they want to keep the MGU-H since no one is willing to come in anyway.
So FIA decided to postpone the engine change to 2023, that meaning, if my calculations are correct, the decision on what will it be will need to be finalized next year.
FIA postponed it because they wanted someone else to come in but even right now it doesn't seem to be the case at all

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gp2 thread pace, gp2

miss the days of small, no hope eyetie teams on the grid

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>think Porsche would have been in gravely over their heads if they tried to join F1
lol no, their dominant LMP1 run was evidence enough of that.

Porsche didn't commit to F1 because current teams sperged out about MGUH.

Very based my frens, some user from the uk sold me his book for 50 cents, I really enjoyed that reading

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WOW GUYS VERSTAPPEN SURE IS MATURE NOW, LOOK AT HOW MUCH HE HAS MATURED OVER ONE YEAR UNBELIEVABLE THIS GUY WILL BE WDC SO LONG AS HE GETS THE RIGHT CAR THEN HE'LL BE MEGA MATURE AND WIN THE MATURE WDC FOR MATURE RACING-HONDA

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WDC

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ded sport

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>censoring grooves

yes they are disgusting

those are ok
the abominations from 2007 with the white line in the middle are censor-worthy

look at these

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That whole car is an abomination

98-04 cars without grooves would look too good, people would die simply trying to understand the beauty

why do soiboys get triggered by manly groovy tyres

>in train
>read a book
>suddenly remember that American post about how 2007 ruleset in 2019 would cause the cars to be so chock full of spaghetti aero that team designers would ascend into godhood
>start chuckling uncontrollably
>girl facing me looks at me and raises an inquisitive eyebrow
>get embarrassed but can't stop kekking at the thought of F1 car being such a sight to behold it causes its designers to understand everything
>try to stifle
>manage
>she looks at me again
>face red from embarrassment
>bury face into book
>stop comes
>leave train
Thank for reading my blog :D

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she probably texted her friends "some freak sat in front of me is just laughing at nothing and grunting"

Or took a video to social medias :D

cringe but redpilled but also checked

at least you did not accidentally exhale hard firing mucus all over her

Wow you basically raped that poor girl, hope you’re proud of yourself

>girl facing me looks at me and raises an inquisitive eyebrow

That meant she wanted you to go to the toilet with you so she could play with your willy?

did you fug her? :D

>she wanted to hold hands while she took a shit

Finnish lad just split from his potential WÄGlad timeline

Normally LeCute shouldn't even be close to Vettel, he semi-exposed him

anyone know her name?

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bottas will unironically win the next three races

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based

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Gigantic if factual

Norn Iron are some fucking detractors

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wile craic sir

Minttu confirmed for being a bus.

How will Gimibabbys ever recover?

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Bused is the new based.

>president of daimler says merc will remain in f1 until 2025 at the very least
>6 more years of mwl
>6 more years of wolff
kill me.

Will the engine changes be pushed to 2023 or 2025?

>Lewis Hamilton will be an 11 time champion or some shit

I remember a time when people said that Schumi's 7 WDCs would never be beaten. Not 13 years after his (first) retirement and it seems not only possible that this record will be beaten, but that it seems inevitable that Hamilton will do it in the next couple of years. HWL is an unending hell that we will never escape from.

he can say what he likes, as soon as F1 doesn't represent value for money (i.e. when they no longer dominate) merc will sell the team to chinks

We're in the carbabby era. Of course a good driver matters, but when a team nails the regs, they're set for the next half a decade or so. The same with happened with VWL. I get that the car's always been an important part, but it wasn;t always as one-sided as this.

not based

Our Lord and Saviour Mick will come to grips with the F2 tyres soon, and so cement His place in F1 in the Scuderia, just like the prophesy proclaimed. And He will smite the hated Islander with great vengeance, and deliver us from the evil that lurks beneath the dog, and resurrect His father's record, for His father did sacrifice Himself so that we could be saved by Mick.

youtube.com/watch?v=rpYjBG9ROt4

If the FIA had the balls to fuck over Mercedes with rule changes like they did to Ferrari, Hamilton would have been stopped at 5 WDC, maybe less

Factual though

for me, it's Heidi

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By sniffing Minttu's pants

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>its 2008 (i know but forget about the last race of the season)
>canada gp is on
>hamilel and gimi crash
>kubica wins LOL
>baby's first win ever
>ON A FUCKING BMW-SAUBER
>it's the first time a german (swiss) constructor had won a formula one grand prix since the 1962 french grand prix
>46 fucking years

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youtube.com/watch?v=sCv-dIFGcd0

Bring back comfy Monaco

Good evening to Carrie :D

2025 now.

*ahem*

fuck germany

>MWL until 2025

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kek what a bitch

>denies
kwab

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GET
IN
THERE

please explain kwabposting to me

Baha slurped male anus in the sweltering summer of '18

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Yea Forums made a meme that Kevin Nash was raped in 1992. It was posted to Facebook and someone posted it to Nash on Twitter. When the meme was made, someone posted kek what a bitch and it stuck.

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Whenever the Massa v. Hamilton discussion comes up, everyone conviently forgets that Hamilton couldn’t understand a stoplight but then the Hamilton semen slurpers are sure to remember that time Massa flatspotted his tires and therefore didn’t deserve the championship.

>discussion

You know there isn't one? Thats the beauty of sports, whoever has the most points wins.

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if anyone has gimi's reaction webm following that crash could you please bost it

theguardian.com/sport/blog/2019/may/30/renault-daniel-ricciardo-f1
>It’s frustrating,” he said. “I have to sit down with the team to understand the reasoning behind that. I’m upset but I’ll try and get an understanding before I lose my shit
Kek what a bitch.

>I have to work with the team for once
sheesh, red bull really has the comfiest atmosphere, huh?

Guys why can't I dive bomb lol all the time?

>The team I've witnessed the shittyness of for 3 seasons is actually shit for real, who would have thought?

>CHRISTIAN IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO LOL, SEE YOU AT THE BRIEFING IN CANADA YEA?

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Sorry, we're getting Hulk instead

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Ricky and renault will be fine.

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>falling for the go-to-a-small-team-to-"help"-it-grow meme

Is Ricky the new Damon Hill?
Except that Damon had success, of course.

based

>Their ambition cannot be faulted, nor can the steady, calculated, yet cost-effective way they are pursuing it as emphasised by Alain Prost last year when he noted: We are not going to spend money unless we know that it is worth it
So why pay Daniel £40 million?
Doubt.

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Fine as in average and unremarkable?

so what's their endgame?

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one or two cars running lots of fuel

Riccardio could never do this without crashing

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hello I am bored bye

I know that my memory is usually shit but wasn't Hamilton more error-prone in 2008 than in 2007? I remember him crashing in other cars as well.

Smol

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Yea I think thats right

I'd use her as a side table

You could store her on top of a side table desu

who is this t*rk right next to my Lena?

She had instagram stories of him singing and pictures, very disturbing,

>stacking tables

Disgusting taste in home styling to be honest

im not sure of her name but she will be my wife next year

he is tagged in the pic retard

>FIA decided to postpone the engine change to 2023
whoa what the fuck? when did this happen?

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I came to peace with it accepting Massa lost it because he's not a good driver in the wet

yikes

Sorry mr sharia police I will watch your show now. I didn't know this was the name of a person.

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>Carrie likes Naked Attraction
>If she was on it there would be a full body reveal way before all the other girls.

Nice.

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I can't believe she is 155 like she claims to be.

You misunderstand friend. There must be a market to produce a Carrie not unlike this

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#underbobtattoo

#underbuttocktattoo

You just know it is Daddy's Trophy in big letters

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i always have to close my eyes when i get stung during blood donations. Can't even imaging getting 1000s of them during a tattoo

i've seen lip tattoos, so how about labia tattoos?

don't think tattoo needle goes all the way through,

yikes

It'd be pretty mental if the tattoo needle was to pierce your veins

God I wish I could sniff her shoulder.

My Marta > midget

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Marta about to be interfered with

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Is a polish escort like Gosia expensive?
Asking for a real friend

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My turds > midget

god she's so FUCKING beautiful

I'm not even sure what this look conveys...but I like it

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OwO

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nonce
o
n
c
e

Unironically

It conveys that she is fatty

I agree, just look at him.

Only nonce's wear those glasses.

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imagine having such a low IQ to post such a statement

the sort of man that visits public toilets late at night

Every series should do this. But not completely randomly. Riders are out of the pool for bikes they have been on previously. They won't be in the pool until the entire field has rotated through.

racefans.net/2018/05/26/f1-manufacturers-drop-opposition-removing-mgu-h-2021/
>On the 26th of May 2018 Toto said they were agreeing on dropping the MGU-H and the decision would have been finalized in a matter of months
it.motorsport.com/f1/news/motori-2021-la-porsche-si-defila-e-allora-restano-le-power-unit-con-la-mgu-h/3137532/
>On the strategy group on the 4th of July, after Porsche worked hard alongside with Liberty to push their own regs seemed not really interested in a commitment despite teams more or less agreed on the general lines asked by Porsche and Liberty, to the point of which Toto was already thinking about how dealing with 2019 and 2020.
racefans.net/2018/07/10/no-porsche-no-new-f1-engines-fia-urged-to-keep-mgu-h/
>On the 10th of July 2018 is reported that given Porsche's no further sign of interest on entering the sport current manufacters are pushing to keep the MGU-H

Porsche did backed out of the entry and therefore teams decided to keep the MGU-H, not the other way around; they did gave up on it.
The only one screwed over has been Cosworth that would have made the engine for Aston Martin

f1 is going to die

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death to mercedes

We need Bernie

miss me v10s

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Why are there so many turks in dat pic? Is that the state of current Germany?

107% percent of Germans under 25yo are of Turkish descent

'''''''''''''''''''''''randomly'''''''''''''''''''''''''

Will Vince McMahon be booking it?

If there is any proof that Bernie and Flavio are past it is that they haven't managed to hustle China into a government funded F1 team run by them.

Yet

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>yet

Bernie is dead soon

>the input from the guy driving the car is not relevant

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beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/04971827

Can anyone less of a brainlet than me explain this? Did it go back to being Bronze Fortune in September 2017 or just stopped being a company?

>implying sòyboys don't hate Verstappen

ok fuck it
/f1/ meetup next year in monaco

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Fuk yu
Guess it came back to Bronze

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brainlet here, why is mgu-h such a problem?

Next person to get trips has to bring the yacht

What's the dress code?

Hard to make.
Ferrari stated they spent 500M on developing it and current manufacters don't want to see it trashed after all the efforts they made.
Problem is that it has little to no applications yet in real world so they can't use it somewhere else and other manufacters have something like that developed already

butte naked and bow tie

How fast could a current car be if fuel flow was de-restricted, the MGUH & K unlimited in both harvesting and deployment, fuel load unlimited so it can be run on "party mode" at all times and the whole thing only had to last one weekend?

Bring back the grenade engines. One race is all a racing engine should have to last for.

Honestly I don't think they'd go astronomically faster than current quali times

Adquire some spanic boi and end a dominant era.

Currently playing Production Line, lads.
It's a lot of fun.

They had Sainz and he couldn't even beat Hulk. Kek what a bitch.

I suppose pirelli would be the biggest inhibitor. Not much point having 1200bhp if your tyres are bubblegum .

just want to see engines blowing up and some unpredictability again desu.

>Spanic girl
FTFme

user, it’s an entirely different animal... almost different universe

Gore pics belong on Yea Forums....

To be honest, that’s quite a save... could have been way worse...I might have accidentally vomited my spaghetti in your situation

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>Dad has bought even more gin
>Wants me to setup a G&T tasting session

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I FUCKING KNEW HE WOULD DO THIS

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Name each different G&T after a WAG

death to mana and carrie, but LIFE to WAGDad.

open.spotify.com/episode/0hY2xYTcNeUanVbDEGgykl?si=EQBERVw0TI2b1gtnyWaITw

F2 podcast
Alex&Rosanna molest Tatiana

/f1/ distillery and flour mil to supply wagdad when?

Only black shoes and gloves, we'll do a meetup as the five of diamonds

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>f1 is non immigrant visa

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Sure thats not F2?

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Oh fug there's him too
I hope they won't kill him before he gets to do his episode

Remindurr

They spent something like 40 million a year on that LMP1 team. Mercedes and Ferrari spend more than ten times that amount, and Red Bull spends like 250 million, probably more with their Hondabux.

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Lmao sorry user, I didn't expect my post to elicit such a response from anyone.

>DURRRRRRR THIS YEAR I DID RACING HURRRRRRRRRRRRR

get fucked nigger.

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based, fuck haiti and fuck haitians
scum of the earth

t. haitian

Fuck you, Papa Doc was based

I don't think eating their salad will solve anything

not based
papa doc was based because he liked fucking over haitians but he was not based because he was a fucking haitian
your post is treading a thin line

Auntie Poulet is the greatest Haitian of all time

what did haiti do to you/your family/mates/cuntry, baha?

illegal entry, squatting on people's land, getting violent and rowdy when asked to leave someone's land, living in fucking massive hordes, stealing water and electricity, speaking an inferior version of an inferior language, unwillingness to show respect to the country they don't even belong in, the list goes on
The only reason anyone tolerates them is becuase you can pay them virtually nothing for menial labour lmao

Lena is live on the t*rk infiltration show, carrie coming on soon

Open Borders for the Bahamas

with that list of faults, it seems that paying them "virtually nothing" is still too much.

>Austria is calling

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CARRIE NOW

the things I would do to Lena....
Carrie looks and sounds like she's 12, I was worried the big guy was gonna do something

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Which big guy? The fat Turk or that badly camouflaged child molester holding up the three?

reminder

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...aaaaand we're applauding refugees already. Time to switch off, Carrie's moment is over anyway.

was talking about the fat
host, although #3 might also be a bit diddly (probably gay though so no danger)

Monaco GP was the first F1 race I watched in years. Was pretty fun, who are the elite drivers these days? Just Louie?

still Kubica and Räikönnen

>Yu no remebe 2018 monako GPeepee
Ricciardo unexposable then :]

bianchi

>one-armed plumber
>elite

they're all shit in different ways

Are we shit?

>we

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZNo7rIjSOUU
I can hear the old Inocent days

So no elites anymore? Was Alonso the last one?
The sport seems strange now, don't think it was a carbabby era when I last watched. (end of 2000s)

2007-2013 were severe carbabbying too with 2007 being an outlier because the main carbabbies stole each other's points

m8 he would have finished ahead of russell, both alfas and stroll on merit if the pasta nigger didn't ruin his race.

>finishing ahead of Strulovich, two god awful Aflas and his subpar teammate makes him elite

All eras were carbabby eras its a fucking car race

>You never gonna put ilegal rear suspension on a Ox

>You never gona spy your opponent's diet to improove your Ox

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Can an Ox driver be sniped?

>..for the first time in 6 races, when in the other 5 he was consistently dead last

Jamie SHAGwick

>Subpar teammate
Rate him higher than Goblando, Ocunt and maybe ladyboy aswell

lewd

You named two guys who were "good" enough to end up without a drive so that's hardly an argument

Pretty sure it is SHADwick m8

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Im sorry, do you think she posts here?

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who else would possibly bring her up?

>big dick chadwick is a /f1/ poster

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mouth's on fire, lads

eat a habanero did you?

Red Bull car for 2021 leaked.

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Only Emilia and Ruth posts allowed, other girl post would be a 5s penalty

>Hanna racing with another female driver in a saleen

Will that is nice

>Her teammate is a big titted half-Asian milf

Oh mama....

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Where?

Give me 5 seconds with Sophia please

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Saleen cup which runs with Blancpain GT World challenge

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I need to see Hanna suckling her older teammate. Like right fucking now.

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>Comes with dirndl photos

We are almost at the point where I could make a role that you have to wear a Dirk to be in the club.

This was worth the penalty. Just give me a drive through.

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>Five seconds, a yolk!

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If only Bianchi hadn't died, then he could tell LeClerc the secret to finishing a race at Monaco

>tfw we didn't live in a timeline where Bianchi utterly destroys Vettel in 2015

I had dinner in the Ferrari trophy room this week

faggot

wow

So you had dinner in an empty shed?

I haven't LARPd for over a whole year

kek

they should draw lines on the sidewalls so they like make a design when the tire spins

Better idea: they should put lights in the sidewalls so they can actually put intricate designs on the sides of the tires like this youtube.com/watch?v=Ec25P3jn0KA

thats really neato :)

he signed for sauber, not ferrari

Welcome to 2001, zoomer.

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God that's even better than I could have hoped. Now we just need color and to extend it to the tires and we can turn the cars in to true art.

>Curry tits got lucky she had 3 drivers for 2 seats and not 4

well, all that mess happened precisely because bianchi got tractorcunt'd

I still wish she didn't cut her hair, but dat ass doe.

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>It was gimi's fault I blackmailed his team :(

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LOL

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On the one hand women drivers are a meme. 24 Hours of Nuerburging is badass though. Good luck to Carrie

God what birthing hips on the right

I like MILFs, lads.

don't want to hear about it

Maybe based Nurburgring will put an end to the Carrie menace. Death to Carrie!

Patrician taste.

This is pretty advanced satire

would you?

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probably, would she? no

This is a pretty advanced get

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post oopsies

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Fucking unreal banter

>taking your nan racing

>Isle of Man TT 2019 Qualifying Highlights ITV4HD 1080p50 smcgill1969

torrent/usenet
Enjoy guys
If you somehow can't find it, I may upload it.

fuck wrong thread
fuck F1
fuck waglad
fuck rakesh
fuck horses
fuck Sophia

4 me its salty toothpaste

You have to buy me dinner first

I, too, want to fuck Sophia

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High pace posting tonight lads.
Currently >we don't have a target but from last few days practices pace is too low

We are living through the most predictable and boring period of F1 EVER, death to Mercedes, death to Hamlelton, death to Liberty, death to Toto, death to them all.

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I'd prefer SCATwick

Piss>>>>>scat

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Good morning, you fucking nice individuals.

>Isle of Man TT 2019 Qualifying Highlights
They have highlights of six days of literally fucking nothing? They've only ran one session thus far, haven't they?

evening, fren

i wish current f1 races were filmed with more aesthetic angles.
also, it would be nice if there was a way to mute the commentary, and only have the sound of the race.

It's the barriers, those and the fences numb down every scenary.
Just think about the shot from Mirabeau to the hairpin, done nowadays it would have been shit looking.
Also Monaco becoming a tall buildings galore rather than a seaside town contribute to looking shit
As for the commentary I think F1TV allows you to do that

Just turn off the sound and make you own noises.

Short/medium hair >>>>>>> Long hair

Thats a strong nipon tyre suspension

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>t. hairlet

looks like kino is back on the menu
youtube.com/watch?v=QFKUtDQsk_4

Guten abend mein freund

Unironically letting my hair grow, I just like Girls with cute haircuts

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Here you go spain.

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Bizzy idizzy; wagmum in a dirndl if digits

what's in carrie's underwear drawer?

Nothing

>Flat tyre
>In the middle of nowhere
>Wearing that
>Airpods in

Oh no here I go again....

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her dad

Business idea, 2006/07 chassis and remove aero stuff, big slick tyres and some hybrid shit (no mguh tho)

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This is not worth it

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you don't HAVE to do everything asked of you, waggers

this
It's good to have a nice relationship with your dad but you needn't overwork yourself, WAGlad.

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>trying to create a timeline where Waglad rebels against and eventually overthrows Wagdad

u guys is wrong 4 dis

Wait, would WAGlad become his own father?

But then I wouldn't be as kind as my primary school teachers said I was.

I obviously exaggerate for the thread, I don't actually mind doing this.

Getting mildly pissed with your dad on a Saturday afternoon is one of life's little pleasures.

>944
based digies

pinacle of motoracing

youtube.com/watch?v=mGJ6yP17IPE

Sophia & Carrie should have a street fight and the winner gets to be on /f1/ and the other gets banned.

Did you see his rage when he tried to do the Indy 500 and a troll took him out? Pretty funny

no

they don't want to be here

youtube.com/watch?v=H7GA2NSGq8s

Formula Renault

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>gets to be on /f1/
oh wow lucky her

Strange hobby

*Baha has been eating habaneros, has he?

MICHAEL POOMACHER

Mick is not quick

I like sweaty sophia.

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where do the airpods come into play?

>admitting to thievery on social media

It's a really shitty meme about people not being able to hear warnings of impending danger because they have their airpods in.

if a bike isn't chained down. it's fair game

Thought it might have been a kink

Does this count for other things?

He's Australian so yes.

tftp

God I wish I could pump her tyres full of air and womb full of semen.

had to lock me outdoor fridge in me last house because natives jumped the fence and helped themselves to a carton of piss when i was gone

>typing in an accent
yikes

nth for Hamilton taking it up the arse

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we won't survive tonight with this level of posting

>2021 rule changes come
>Ferrari 4th fastest
>Vettel retires at the end of 2021
>comes back with Porsche in 2025
>Dominates for 5 years

>Hamilton dies in Vietnam 2023

we wouldn't even if we were pumping in 3 threads a day

youtube.com/channel/UCHyrz_iFQGc-nntb4-F5_yw

how can she go biking around like that alone? What if some refugees come across her?

Gym video was interesting

>eternal era finally ends

>your mind on blacked

>Eternal
>Ending
Lmao imagine not knowing your own language

Bring back Mastercard Lola

I'm doing nothing this evening so will try and keep the thread alive.

There is a 24 hr race currently happening at Fuji for on topic posting.

>non f1 race on topic

Ahhh the good ol days

Bring back Vanwall

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When is Goodwood this year? Can't wait for Selfdrivingcars2.webm

>download a pic of an old F1 car
>poorly photoshop a current livery on it
>post on reddit with BIG watermark
>get thousands of u-boats
why do people do this?

go on reddit then post about it on Yea Forums? not a clue

youtube.com/watch?v=4_Pbx9mvWPY

m8 if this isn't on topic I don't know what is

youtube.com/watch?v=eYbgrP711uw

Every live race posted in /f1/ is on topic tho

youtube.com/watch?v=FdwtFgX8FFg
there's also this

/f1/ relents tonight faggot bitch boys

business idea: make /f1/ into CL Final gamethreads, threads wont die, and >we can expose people to /f1/ memes

I think no.

So you can post your bumlicking pictures and blame it on 'another' baha?

c&b
not based
Funnily enough one of them was posting about last night and earlier today. I was fucking around with him to see if he was the /nfl/ bahamian but he appeared to just be a rogue funposter who is drawn to "Joy Taylor" threads.

what if they follow us back here after the match, fall in love with carrie and co and never leave?

>refugees welcome
: - )

I hope one of them has a haitian flag

NO! UNLESS THEY. HAVE BEEN WATCHING F1 FOR 25 YEARS + THEY ARE NOT WELCOME

What was the >96 of F1?

motorsport.com/f1/news/williams-upgrade-plan-significant-performance/4414173/
>Willy
>Upgrades will bring significant performance
>-0.05s per lap

Probably Senna

Spain 1975.

Put this Williams car in F2 but with Rag and Calderon as the drivers. What happens?

KEK. Bahanig? KWAB.

2013 Silverstone
lest we forget

wonder if laughing train Finn is still alive

imola 94

almost a triple kill

The Monza one in the '50s who killed a big bunch of spectators

Ferrari are finished

Then F1 is finished

Merc is F1 now faggot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shit thread
where the vivien posters are ?

Gasly tier post

Wish I was a cute girl race car driver so I could have /f1/ obsess over me then feel good reading the thread and posts about me.

>You now realize Gasly's best F1 result still is P4 in the Toro Rosso

Death to your cute female driver version

F1 2011-2018 are on sale for 75% off. Anybody know if one of them was better then the others? I feel like getting a racing game.

I wonder if famous people get off on sharing cropped nudes anonymously.

Because I think I would.

>"Ohhh WAGmum is gonna review my insta page. Bet she will be kind and thinks it is extra special"
>"It's just a girl with a bunch of cars"
>"........"

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Get F12018 if your pc can handle it.
Otherwise 2012

I think they may help

kek

Seconding 2018. It's the only one with realistic suspension and tires. 2017 is ok but each one is generally better than the last.

Guys just watch the Indy race during the CL final.

We will be fine.

I hope Sophia does a Q & A or something slutty during CL final so we have better content than Indy

for me, it's driving a pacific around oscar galvez on F1 95 game.

It's raining heavily in Detroit so the race is probably delayed as well.

If WAG leaked nudes right about now that would be great.

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Lets roll for Mintuu

Ok so if that seems to be the main topic right now then
>Most wanted WAG leak
Bonny
>Least wanted WAG leak
Seychelle
>Most wanted leak in 321 days
Patricija

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Check'd

>italians have a taste for british slags

>classic race usa 1987

sipppp

buckle up buckaroos

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reminder to dab on Yea Forums today

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Let's add another tick to the tally lads

gimi

>Head down. Head down.

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Tabi

for me it's changing threads at halftime

>t. prefers his women to look masculine

Hmm...

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How can you browse this trash general when the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL is on?

what browser do you use?

post the oldest pic of your /f1/ folder

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>tfw this came true in that red bull went with honda but the engine's been bulletproof
feels good to be honest

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>hairline better than vetlels

This is the bestest general with the biggest iq!
Highest rated! Other threads are JEALOUS and WEAK!
#M/SP/GA

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My PC is not helping, sorting puts a Piquet pick first but it's from the middle of last year.
But I do remember the first OC I made for this thread so you go with that

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>WAG legging it across the pitch

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Is Tabi in madrid?

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back in my day streakers were actual NAKED middle aged men with small willies

Just some stupid """prank""" website/insta page

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>Vitaly uncensored

DO NO WANT

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Still alright though.

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nice pusy

>20.10.2010

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>Falling into masculine-feminine meme for a partner.

mi gusta

Anyone know or remember what tire compounds have been used at each race so far? I know Spain was the 3 hardest, but drawing a blank for the others.

Monaco three softest

monaco is always softest always

Monaco was 3 softest and I think all the others have been the middle 3

moanco should be 3 hardest next year. give them a hard time warming them up and good luck keeping any heat in them.

It is all on the FIA/Pirelli website

Australia C2, C3, C4

Bahrain C1, C2, C3

China C2, C3, C4

Baku C2, C3, C4

Spain C1, C2, C3

Monaco C3, C4, C5

T-tha's a pretty good idea actually

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I miss hyperhards to be honest

and I miss Ted

better idea: give them the softest compound that cooks itself to pieces after three or four laps and then the hardest two compounds that would last hundreds of laps except that you scrub the hell out of them and make them blister because they have no grip.

Thanks, and nice dubs

>give them the softest compound that cooks itself to pieces after three or four laps
That was supposed to be C5, it lasted 50 laps

yeah we need even softer. We need a tire that is basically a liquid at 100 Celsius

business idea, tyres made of wood

Good luck convincing Pirelli doing those

buzinezz thoughts; no tyres just wheels

youtube.com/watch?v=TMNXpnAPb48

Is it accurate?

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Nope

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F1 Streakers are better

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ready

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It is

set

GO GO GO