/copalib/ - perro barra edition

ningun perro nace chorro

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NEGRO DEL ORTO

i want a blonde gf

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HABBENIN

FUCK

perro socio adherente

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couldn't find it, sorry

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>tfw no bilinda gf

post the angry bonde please

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god i wish that was my mum

why are perros so based??

This is the thread

I'm not a NOB but curious what you guys think.

Do you guys think Messi will end his career at Barcelona or will return to Argentina and get NOB to the libertadores and possibly win it?

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I don't see River winning this desu

CIRINO

Parabains River

>CAT
>gato socio
hmmm

lol

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>I'm not a NOB
That's the sole proof that you're indeed a NOOB

perros are the physical manifestation of laziness coded DNA.

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Nah he's ending his career in Barcelona, he doesn't give a shit about newell's

> CAT
> it's a cat
top tier pr

>Raptors in 5

Explotar
Kerosene
That's my bet

those look like stock images

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B L A N C O

Prorroga or benultys?

I'm so lonely

> 2014
bandwagoners

how do you say prorroga in brasilero?

she looks more anxious than angry 2bh

for me, it's prorrogação

bros

prorrogação

prorroga

poronga

Sudden death, scoring from outside the box is worth two (2) points, corners count as goals, that's the proper catholic way.

Bought tickets to América x Coritiba but I'm not sure if I should go, shit's going to end late.

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dubs confirm

prorrogacao

What a fucking shit team OMG

pipi cucu

idea: multiball prorroga

wow fucking retards

yo mum is a multiball poronga

>Pathetico

gol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

6 minutos? juiz ladrão da poha

jaja

absolutely based pratto

>pratto is slow

faggot

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M E M E S
E
M
E
S

yeah i miss golden goal too

in what sense?

GOL DO LUCAS PRATTO
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>BRBRBRBR

HORRIBLEM
MUITA DESGRAÇA

that's for the shitcANO

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Hope it ends 2-1 and you cry home

This only makes them worse

>kek

How is this Pratto nigga so clutch

I can't believe Boca is fucking dead

the city of Athletico Paranaense

ohnononono

>this is not rigged i swear

lol bye

there's no away goal rules

OH NO NO NO NO NO
the disrespect

>Talking about daddy Boca at a time like this
rent free

muñeco
muñeco
muñeco

>the state of BR teams
What went wrong?

i dont understand how they have it in Libertadores and Sul-Americana but not in the Recopa

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but i thought plastico paranaense was a big historic team

Y va el tercero

[spoiler]QUE FEO SER BOSTERO Y BOLIVIANO[/spoiler]

a fucking palmtree

>3-0
O BRAZILEIRO

>90+2
>90+5

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>daddy

Señores yo onions del gallinero

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>Rent free
at least celebrate your titles before thinking about us, son

what about China, Qatar, USA

there's no away goal rules in finals, for all those competitions

small clubs like Alth. are no match for arg teams

good game
but fuck river

What will he say? Every single journalist said River was done for.

No se que hace borre de titular
Suarez es 10 veces mas jugador. Siempre me parecio recontra interesante como se mueve

so close.

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QUE SE TENGA EL MADRID

The actually did it, the absolute madmen

the real clutch is Gallardo desu

He is ending his career at Barcelona because Messi is seriously, unironically autistic, and hating change and wanting stability is a very strong defining trait in him.
He is the kind of person for whom being happy is having a routine he likes, doing the same thing every day, even eating the same thing every day.

Is there a most based DT in the history of time? Seriously there are people who critize him, but deep down we all know there is noone here that would not like to see him in his team, or atleast have a manager that could give out the same energy as him.

>people crying over this shitty cup
whats wrong with river fan wtf

>Atletico Plasticoense
Not even once

2 - 0

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>Another 3-1 cup
Now I know I bandwagoned the best team

Not here and not in China

Fuck LUCHO GONZALEZ

based gordo

Bilardo y Menotti

I agree, but I asked a gallina friend and he said he was injured or something

He will probably end his career at Barcelona
Newell's is at risk of relegation, btw, they could very well be a permanent B nacional team if they're not careful

3-1

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>get bullshit penalty call
>win

*sips*
Based

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Ikr for me, it's copa de la superliga

What are you even doing here?

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for me its Rica Perrone

I cry because I would never be able to suck Gallardo's testicles

le shoulders too high man

Si recien esta volviendo de una lesion, nos falta el gordo y nacho todavia

3 - 0, Enzo punching the photographer

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Didn't Boca always put other teams' misfortunes before its titles?

>Is there a most based DT in the history of time? Seriously there are people who critize him, but deep down we all know there is noone here that would not like to see him in his team, or atleast have a manager that could give out the same energy as him.

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match is fixed as fuck

Based Azuchad also a Riverchad

Pratto is such a hard worker
Who the fuck was the retard that said he is slow and useless in the previous thread?

kek

No, that's River you're referring to.

>they keep varballing
how do i watch ucl finals tomorrow without thinking it's fixed?

>lmao just kick it at his hands bro

Based River Pl/a/te

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i was getting sad that we were not getting bennuldis, but 3-1 was nice too

imagine carying about this meme cup and injuring palacios right before copa america

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> no u
this is the high level arguments boca & river discussions provide

Que estan cantando?

all River fans thought that for half a year, he was terrible for the most expensive River transfer ever
I think the only issue is he was a bit overweight and out of form, when he got in shape he begun being good again

Is there a better result than a 3-1? And being a comeback also

EL MAS GRANDE SIGUE SIENDO RIVER PLAAATE, EL CAMPEON MAS PODEROSO DE LA HISTORIAAA

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no party?

he is shit, literally Kranevitter 2, now in the form of an 8

The good River kids are in the U20 World Cup

...

>no u
I didn't wrote that.

I wanted athletico to win this but for the sake of shitposting I'm a based Riverchad now

> carying
aprendete el idioma del pais al que te escapas chicano estupido

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>Being outpaced by Pratto
JUST

Who needs speed when you got the size to bully your rivals

retard
you're right boca/river is cancer for /copalib/

>EL MAS GRANDE SIGUE SIENDO RIVER PLAAATE, EL CAMPEON MAS PODEROSO DE LA HISTORIAAA

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>retard
Underage faggot.

LO QUE ES ESE OGT SENIORES

>la cara de culo de tapia

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This motherfucker runs funny, his legs are like they're gonna break.

Y DE QUE QUERES QUE HABLE LA GENTE PEDAZO DE GORDO? DE ALDOSIVI?

Reminder that for bosteros, brazucas and the chicano exiled to usa, this also was not a hand that should've been called.
They will always be salty, for the rest of the times.

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*ahem*
AGUANTE RIVER PLATE
(this flag confuses and enrages the porteño)

[spoiler]based[/spoiler]

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>not even Bolivia likes boca anymore

Ahora veo la felicidad de armani de haberse ido de narco.Anal, kek, los equipos colombianos son mierda.
Mucho pendejo el que vea nuestra liga, sabia decision mia que nunca la veo.

Based

They are fine, it's just the tourists that come to these threads and start 1:1 translating their taringa arguments whenever one of their teams play.
I mean, thanks for the laughs, but what are you genuinely looking for? A river/boca fan saying "tenes razon, tu equipo es mejor"? Good luck

B(ASED)oliviano

they probably are
he weighs like 95 kilos

> he doesnt rate alldosivi
plebs

Tampoco tan así

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Amazing post

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He saw the future and knew everything would go south incredibly fast

somebody take the taringuero ateo away pls

The moment Ath. Stoped defending with 8 men, they conceded 2 goals in four minutes. Really makes you think.

how can mouth ever recover?

This is not your bunker

Cringe, but, also redpilled

Borre is an ideal player to sell to a team like Deportivo Espanyol as soon as possible for 5 million dollars

Tibiaich solo putos y Orientistas siguen a Boca

I TRIED SO HARD

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well im a bocafag and im not flaming >no u like this retards
just talking about football and trying to keep it comfy

>Deportivo Espanyol
kek

a mi no me engaña, esas son bolas chinas

*and doggos

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lel

иди зaлив мoя кoнчa

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should've won sula miranda desu

Cuáles son las traducciones más usadas para "cum" en el hispanomundo?

Leche

huasca

pipi cucu

vamos bahia mi waska

chele

Holy! Pratto with the bear mask! Based!

Pratto a cute.

espn?

What Pratto did with his first touch stopping the ball is the kind of stuff that in Messi is just Messi being a genius, and in someone like Pratto just luck

Gracias

>yfw da burr wins da libertad owls

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>this is considered a 10 in hungertina
lamo

Based Furry Animal Spirit Otherkin

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perro raro

>>>furry
wtf i hate river now

Polar Bear

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perro re raro

Todo de acuerdo al plan
Probably a 5-4 with mutiples comeback
Oso, buffalo, tigre, toro, rinoceronte. Wathever. Pratto it's just a beast.
Well, actually all boca's bolivian ppl comes to Argentina. While all River's bolivian ppl stays in Bolivia. Talking about immigrants, poor people without DNI and the high class in Bolivia simpatices with River.
There are coaches that dont understand you must cut off the playgame in midland against playfull teams. If you give them space actually you are putting in your back a letter saying "fuck me hard".
Leche, manteca, yogurt, queso cremoso, acabada, waska, chele, crema, gatillada
Pratto versión Alola

autism

>Probably a 5-4 with multiples comeback
Based, still one of the best games I've seen in local football.

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Copa Sudamericana Ro32 aftermath

> Teams eliminated
4 from Chile (out of 4)
4 from Colombia (out of 5)
3 from Uruguay (out of 5)*
2 from Paraguay (out of 2)
1 from Peru (out of 2)
1 from Venezuela (out of 3)
1 from Ecuador (out of 3)
0 from Bolivia (out of 1)
0 from Argentina (out of 3)
0 from Brasil (out of 4)

thoughts/predictions?

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Libertadores & Sudamericana stages are synchronized thanks to Copa America, last recount before the break.

There's 32 teams still left in international competitions
- 10 from Brasil (6 in Libertadores; 4 in Sudamericana)
- 7 from Argentina (4 in Libertadores; 3 in Sudamericana)
- 4 from Ecuador (2 in Libertadores; 2 in Sudamericana)
- 3 from Paraguay (all in Libertadores)
- 3 from Uruguay (1 in Libertadores, 2 in Sudamericana)
- 2 from Venezuela (all in Sudamericana)
- 1 from Bolivia (Sudamericana)
- 1 from Colombia (Sudamericana)
- 1 from Peru (Sudamericana)
- 0 from Chile

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Whoever wins out of Patetico vs Botafogo is pretty much in the finals

>The city of Chile

>Teams eliminated
>4 from Chile (out of 4)
>4 from Colombia (out of 5)

> these are the countries that get extra prelib teams

> cristal
> lamia
> argenchinos
> culon
One of these teams is going to reach semis....

based

Esta bien ver la liga, pero esta mal creerse toda la mierda que dicen los lamesuelas de la Dimayor, y lo peor es que los jornalistas lo dejan pasar como si fuera algo normal, son unos vendidos esos hijueputas.

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Lo cierto es que odio ser Colombiano, cuando crezca quiero ser ARGENTINO.

>finals
final* now

Tips on how to take better shits? I can't push a solid log out for the life of me

Translate this perro news now!

A dog who used to steal purses, his coach and and his accomplice were arrested last night by the police.

Drink more water

Mornin lads
Daily reminder that no era
Have a nice friday

Good morning bro

You're in a river thread btw why the fuck are you even here, you masochistic pepper gas thrower?

Not even this bomb ass indica helps me sleep bros
Should I just end it all and finally get some rest

Just have regular physical activity to get tired.

For me, it's ruining my life forever with a full chest tatoo

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Seriously, if you do that just kill yourself. Holy mother of cringe.

Just boil some bananas and drink the banana water. I heard it helps. Better than any drug.

I like the bottom right corner. Any combination will result in a fun br/uru face off

Get some fiber bro, some oranges and an apple a day will go a LONG way, and eat more vegetables regularly ;)

How many shits a Day do you take, bros?
For me it's at least 4, maybe 3 in a bad day

For me it's 7

Two shits a day it's the proper christian way.
One after the morning coffee, one after the late night digestion mate.

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>hey user, what where you doing durning the match yesterday?

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>jaguares
What's he going to do when the team changes city and name?

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>no one cared who I was, until I put on the mask.

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Based

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ok frens i will try these
one, sometimes two, and sometimes none at all
send help

BASED STRONK ITALIAN GENES

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Reminder OUR TEAM will play next monday, 20:00 BRT.

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UNA

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Spooky

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go to a chiropractor you probably have a pelvic issue

2 or 3
when I was vegetarian it was up to 5 a day sometimes lel

How do we fix this?

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Fix what?

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FUCK Corinthians

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>o peruANO

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like 0.4-0.6

For me,

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between 3 and 6

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Based

Based chileboo

I should have gone to the La Calera game.

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me decis que river es copero y me da risa

Leproso mugriento

Judô, caratê, jiu-jitsu, taekwondô ou luta olímpica?

Congratulations Independiente Sorongo Bank Cup 2020 champions

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Briga de rua NO INDEPA

it's already fixed

based

Eat more fiber. Drink cranberry juice.

*blocks your path*

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What am I looking at?

tbqh, this looks really delicious.

Oh, it is. A shame you can't get it anymore inside Mineirão.

what's a tropeiro? I only know the feijao tropeiro, which desu is epic

As a word, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropeiro
But we call Feijão Tropeiro just as Tropeiro, if that was your confusion.

2 times, 3 if I drink alcohol or eat autistic food.

Drink more natural juices like guayaba and/or maracuya.

Don't be mean, hue.

>Don't be mean, hue.
How is that mean? Some bullshit laws made the true tropeiro banned inside Mineirão because the kitchens there aren't approved by sanitary inspection (they have to be bigger and closed, and the structure of the stadium won't allow it).

I want a tropeirão now, fuck you

two loveless milfs

For me it's

>Cerro

That's San Lorenzo.

>forgot picture

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It's sad, actually. I guess sanitary stuff goes first.

1 or 2 but i take really huge shits

>6
WTF? Thats diarrhoea to my standards

You still can get EXCELLENT tropeiro but always outside Mineirão.

Really sad tb.h
I miss the old mineirão experience:

>tropeirão na chapa
>cerveja liberada
>arquibancada tremendo
>torcida dividida

All that, and tickets prices at 10 reais

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>prices at 10 reais
No my friend, what you miss is
GERAL 5 ARQUIBANCADA 10 CADEIRA QUE SE FODA
ADEMG INFORMA: A DENGUE MATA
PAINEL DAQUELES ANTIGÕES COM PROPAGANDA DA COPASA
ITATIAIA NA IDA
ITATIAIA NA VOLTA
GALERA SURFANDO NO ÔNIBUS

The only true way of taking shits is to wait all day, and before you go to bed take a huge fucking dump, massive, one of those you stay like 30 minutes just struggling to have that small natural abortion, one of those you just start sweating, get red and start asking for forgivnes to the gods.
Then you take a nice shower and get to sleep two or three kilograms lighter.

he's got those shifty eyes

youtube.com/watch?v=T55ArHjeR1c

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He's just afraid of being jailed. Also please watch our leagues (all of them).

good old times lad

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imagine the cheirinho

I was asking because I see many things in that picture that aren't just feijao, so I thought 'tropeiro' was a whole dish with many ingredients

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Ah, that's the traditional tropeirão. It's rice, tropeiro (with torresmo), egg, pork steak with fried onions, tomato sauce and whatever couve is in english. It's a complete meal.

damn man hue food is really good, I miss it a lot
btw I cooked some farofa to put in my cold days' guisos

I'd kill for a farofa with bottled butter and bananas now.

>tfw you realize your biggest sport achievements in your country's history have nothing to do with football

what is it?

How do we fix this?

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Send them to Série B forever, bring back to Série A pic related.

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cockblocked

twitter.com/FOXSportsArg/status/1134586891863543809

E A PIPOCA QUE TEM 30% DE BACON?

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It's time.

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Vamos O Bento!

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MESSI CON EL POSHO

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FACT
This is the most powerful cursed image of the year

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>solves South American football

La Equidad is our savior

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Cute! CUTE!

CURSED IMAGE

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just

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>the presidents from Tolima, Cali and Junior are angery because the FCF didn't give permission to lend some players to the cuadrangulares for this weekend

get fucked, jews, do you want more matches? there you go, you fuckers.

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EL DOLAR BAJO 20 PESITO PAPU

GRACIAS MACRI

>tripping death flags so early
What a noob, I bet he hasn't cleared a single VN ever.

Nacional 1 - Youth 0
Gol de Bergedios
Nacional es familia

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Jefferson Perez’s gold medal in the Olympics
Andrés Gomez’s winning Roland Garros
Carapaz winning the Giro d Italia, not yet

Compared to that, the only somewhat relevant titles won by Ecuadorian teams are LDU’s Libertadores and the U-20 Sudamericano.

fuck america-mg

Why? They're shit

that fucking shill is making me hate them

And Miss Universe?

Renata Fan should've won in 1999

who /por Bravo/ here?

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>ostracized at Arsenal
>ostracized at United
>ostracized at Chile
Poor boss-man. He has all the money in the world but his only friends are two dogs.

For me, It's Gorosito's chevi.

I will never forget the Rosarinos comegatos del culo!
From now own this is personal!

Forgive*

Why doesn’t Boss-Man have any friends?

Sources say he's a total sperg when it comes to social interaction, even more than Messi.

I'm from the team /saynotoracism/

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amazing goal, dat cross pass and the way he numbed the ball and scored with a defender on while nonstop running is kind of similar to messi's against nigeria in last wc isn't it

lol

What is El Racismo's starting team? Who's the coach? What's the formation?

Holy fuck.

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cringe and redpilled

This cant be real

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I'm from team Broccoli.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafael_Trujillo
This guy is the manager.

does anyone have the webm

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is that a sãopaulino impression?

those are jojo poses

it's a kpop dance routine

post yfw they add you in the "3 sudacas" whatsapp group (with messi, neymar and suarez for the ones that don't know what i am talking about)

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so jiggly

based big phil

fucking kek, this pic is better than the webm

also, really love this guy, I want him to live forever.

This one might be a little easier to read?
I think it says Kerosene in the article
It says there but I can't read Spanish that well
But I think it is pretty clear. A 20 yo was making coffee for his gf of 19 when the kerosene powered coffee machine exploded and they received severe burns ?

>Cuando se hallaba calentando ??
>un poco de cafe para su novia, ?
>?? exploded? la cocina del kerosene
>y ambos resultaron con quemaduras generalidades(??) (generales?)
>al ser trasladados a Emergencia de Calia,
>se los indifico como Naomi de 19 anos y Pastor Alberto Logo de 20
Did they died? Hope not

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I fucking HATE simpsons memes. Dont get me wrong, I love simpsons una vela memes, but the normie simpsons memes FUCK THAT SHIT

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Today Is Bay Day

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And El Chavo del 8 memes?

I'm just happy that the simpsons are still relevant, it really was a masterpiece up to a point

Why it never catched on here in Brazil, I don't know. Maybe the shitty timeslots, the ever-shifting dub groups and the occasionally shoddy translated scripts?

Lads, I just got my first opportunity to see my team play in an away game in another state.
Any protips on how to improve my experience, e.g. How to change my Badoo account location to get matches there?

Those are more of a mexican thing, chavo memes are not so popular here, except for those little kids who watch "momazos".
Argentine normie memes are either simpsons or those tweets that try and copy the tumblr esthetic. So pure cancer

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Anything interesting today? We have ascensão here

Can't let this thread die.

Sneed

>chile
>ecuador
>japan
damn this group C is way too easy
would be a shame if >we choked and don't get our 20th title

every normie meme is annoying as fuck, not just simpson ones

CL final today bro, it will die eventually

clarin.com/zonales/insolita-iniciativa-club-temperley-asociar-mascotas_0_EGvD0XPKr.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1559398912

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D-Do you watch or follow LigaMX bros??

I don't watch football outside of sudacaland

If we don't survive the slipping this afternoon, gracias, chicos. It was a helluva ride

youtube.com/watch?v=W7Npdcv8qNs

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sneed
based

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I have no respect for you ArhenCHINOs as long as you put the virgin yankee S*Mpsons over based Chad Chavo.
Just saying.

No one respects you either, nigger.

My family respects me tho.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Its the truth. I'm sorry if that's not your case tho.

Have sex, with each other

Cuadrangulares, if mill8s wins today, they goes to the final.

My cock has been out of control lately. Fapped four times already, about to go for a fifth in the shower. Last Saturday I fapped at least 9 times

u mad?

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Pftt amateur. I've beaten my meat 26 times in a row and over 60 times in a 3 days period.

Have sex

tell ur mom to hurry up then

Why not just get an escort? I heard they are cheap in Brazil.

You're thinking cheap prostitutes.

why would i

Last time i checked cl was still in qf. I spent too much time here desu.

So what you will be eating for the UCL final ?
For me its picanha na chapa

>not watching flamengo - fortaleza

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Not watching but eating good ol asado

Watching in bed desu, probably going to take a siesta halfway through it.

Now i want asado

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Just like MLS, sometimes i catch a match in FS.

Literally >ynr leagues, but at least mx teams have more history

>not watching botafogo sp x criciuma

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>that macalister
>that fredy
based millos poster

After Liverpool x Spurs, Bahia x Grêmio

allez baie mon poutre

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she looks like she fucks white guys

Fox Sports or ESPN? I hate Latorre but Miguel Simón lacks hype

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I prefer Quique and Patron, rather than La Torre and Bati.

> San Telmo clasifico a la final del reducido
Based niggers going to the new primera

ESPN, Quique is still decent.

>tfw he is becoming forgetful

he is getting old

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TyC for muh boi lavecchia

For me its Magdalena - Millos

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recordatorio que este año se disputara formalmente la Intercontinental del 78, ya que al no haber mundial de clubes, y siendo Liverpool y Boca los campeones de ambas confederaciones Infantino metera manos para ganar $ extra y organizar la copa pendiente de ese año.

:]

>
>
>
It's decided, you can watch Flameme in peace now

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based c&t poster

Bumping because we'll need salvation

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it will die anyway, just let it bee

user wants to bump, just let him be

if i want to be gay will you let me be

Hola que tal amigas

>let

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>chick I like is returning from her vacations next week
>been cheery all week
>some other girl I've fooled around with in the walk-in freezer a few months ago but otherwise don't really care for has been increasingly angry as I'm getting more cheerful
>she's sitting on a chair, resting (she's like 4 months pregnant)
>calls for me
>"sup"
>"can you stand right there?"
>"sure lol"
>"now just lean over towards me a bit"
>"ok"
>kisses me
>"I'm just feeling emotional due to hormones, don't think anything of it"
>"k whatever"

A few months ago after blowing me in the walk-in freezer she didn't want anything to do with me and now she's going full tsundere because younger more desirable pussy is coming back
Why are women such a joke?

want to keep the thread bumped? why not doing so while doing something? why don't you provide some colourful commentary of these fifth division playoofs matches with these OFFICIAL LIVE STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS
> Real PIlar FC vs. Argentino de Rosario
youtube.com/watch?v=pLegDLJPPPw
> liniers vs centtro
youtube.com/watch?v=Re8J7Eo6kpI

There's autists all over the place celebrating Liverpool goal wtf

FOX only because I have the app On my tv

Retards already made 5 different game-threads

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they are all awful, the only good ones are old farts from AM radios and zoomers doing amateur stuff in yt

God bless the radio
bump

esse é o tipo de merda que eu tenho que ler

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sorry for victim-shaming but
>facebook
the fault is yours for reading it in first place

got no choice, I have no tv and the facebook stream is the best one

thank god i have a whole perro caca emergency folder

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It feels very strange to watch a match when you don't care about the teams. I always watch football, or even tennis, preferring someone over the other one

>It feels very strange to watch a match when you don't care about the teams
it's a sign you're getting old

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Found the v7 Taringa user, neck yourself faggot

welcome to my world when I'm watching riBer - boca

>river
soul
>boca
soulless

I realized im not watching the match. It's Just turned On in the background while I play virtua tennis On my phone

River - Boca was unironically better

this but unironically

post more perros pls

perro vida

i only have perro rainbow

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post gatos instead

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elaborate

birbs are better

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have this birb attempting to kill a moth at a palmeiras game

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Lula-libre
Macri-gato

nice birb

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that's a weird perro

Es un tipo de zorrino común en Méjico

>zorrino
skunk?
thought it was an opposum

in brazil possums and skunks are usually called by the same name (gambá) so people get them confused sometimes

oh

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>virtua tennis
Ultimate Tennis or Top Seed are way better

this is the most semen slurping champions league final I've ever seen

unironically these

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proposal to FIFA: eliminate goalkeepers

there you go, it's ogre

>watching CL final with GF
>before the match begins, explain her what kind of piece of shit team Liverpool is and why Tottenham needs to win or the sake of football
>liverpool scores the second goal
>yell "FILHOS DA PUTA!" at the top of my lungs
>GF looks at me dumbfounded
>she says: "I thought Liverpool were the ones wearing white"
I almost beat her up then and there. How do we fix the women problem bros?

>watching CL final
disgusting
>with GF
kill yourself

>dear diary
Kill ys

this is EXACTLY how /copalib/ will end

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>tfw you fall for the yuropean soccer meme

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We have mercaposting and bondiposting. Can we have locroposting too?

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no pukeposting please

Back to Brasileirãoposting.

lol

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If someone told me this is the most delicious food on this planet, because of the color of it, I wouldn't eat it.

noooooo
cómo vas a decir eso boludo
locro con puchero es lo más

>alth. beating rivar
user, I...

Did you watch the recopa?

it lacks something, it's too pale. Yet I'd give it a go, locro is the goat argie meal

wish I had a white gf bros.. I can guarantee I've never been close to a blonde lady ever before, they're so rare in this country.

>meme competitions
>mattering

it's the camera, my phone is shit

> a la grande le puse cuca

Boca winning Libertadores incoming

What are we going to do in the final without Fariñez millosbros?

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*blocks Baka's path*

You? The weeb above you?

>inb4 a literally who team

Nacional y popular > Nacional y penarol

Allison will grab a cheeky Messi blooter and force him into NT retirement

it could be anybody

>winning against riBer

Vikonis les manda saludos.

nunca me gusto el locro
for me, it's soyo

explaing further

let me take that question
minced meat soup = so'o josopy in guarani = sojo (or soyo)

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F E I J O A D A

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what a SHIT match, superiority of Copa Libertadores is undeniable

Qualidade.

Libertadores? São Bento x CRB was better.

PORRA REI CHEGA DE POSTAR COMIDA VIADO EU TO AQUI FOM FOME E VC FAZENDO ISSO VAI SE FUDER

das it mane

Not him but I'd buy you a feijoada.

that's it
I'm going to boteco carioca
not now because I've no money, but once I get some

it's good too
video related
youtube.com/watch?v=IHXra2fmIHk

>c*rioca

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>carioca
Yikes!

GO BAY MY CUM

For me, it's Arsenal.

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Be sure to watch and support /ourguys/ Central Cordoba vs Sarmiento for a promotion to Superliga
NOW

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NEW THREAD

based perro CACO.