Hoc

go bruins

Sunqvist literally a good boy who Dindu Nuffin

Give me all your hate.

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>NBA championship: browns and fags vs browns and fags from the north
>NFL championship: browns and fags vs bostonniggers
>NHL championship: littoral niggers vs bostonniggers

Sports are for cucks now

>NBA Final is the two gayest cities in North America
Why are blacks so gay?

He's dabbing, deserved to get smoked

because it appeals to the cucks and bulls in the bay area

have sex

>apehoop finals
>getting this much attention cause a canadian team is in it
Why are Americans so obsessed with Canadians and the sports we invented? (hockey and basketball)

get a clue

>suspends player for routine check
The absolute state of refpuck

>getting this much attention because drake is in it
Fixed that for you

>your favorite NHL team
>the player you think that team will draft in the 1st round

I'll start

>wongs
>trevor zegras

this is the only place I post on Yea Forums and there's a lot of canadians here so it makes sense for it to come up a bit since we won't have to talk about a canadian team being in the stanley cup final for a very long time

Rapties gonna to win the final lads :)

I don't give a shit about basketball and I hate Toronto but this will get Yea Forums mad so I'm on board

>watching apehoop beyond the age of 12

>almost off season /hoc/
can't wait lads

why would it make Yea Forums mad? nobody likes commiefornia

Pretty sure Yea Forums doesn't want Golden State to win, In face I doubt anyone does outside Commifornia

>draft coming up

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my sources say that the devils will take kakko cap this post

Soon

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nah karlsson will want to sign with a team that has a chance of making the playoffs

>only around 20 posters in here
the absolute state of the shanty known as /hoc/

good I don't want any newfags here

it's just the meme appeal of it being Canada's only team

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But with based guys who are good in the room Canucks are confirmed for our year. Sutter will be healthy. Beagle has settled in. Schaller will be able to do the hard minutes. Roussel is a beast. They are doing it the right way and will be hard to play against.

Bruins win cup. Chara retires, and Karlsson signs on to the Bruins.

Shall be false flagging as a Torontoistani Raptors fan desu.

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I don't even watch hockey

Yeah sure thing about that. Karlsson also confirmed to tampa and rags because why not

they'll miss the playoffs by 6 points and fire the entire front office, miss the playoffs by 11 points the following season and trade all their players for draft picks

Two teams at once? Wow that's going to be one hell of a season for him

Projector.jpg

>all 7 canadian teams make the playoffs
>all canadian teams in the conference finals
>last two canadian teams in the final
>finally our year
>thisisit.jpg

>team planes crash into each other
>everyone dead
>gary cancels the final

Shut up Albortion, why don't you go jump in one of those forest fires.

Imagine /hoc/ if an all Canadian conference finals happened..

I couldn't imagine living in Can*da..

angry because you know it's true

>all 7 canadian teams make playoffs
>they all get knocked out in the first round

This is the meme canada needs.

And they wont even get half the attention that Humboldt got.

Missing the playoffs next year by 6 points next year would be a big improvement over last season. You're fucking stupid.

it's a lot like living in the states except if you get cancer you don't have to sell meth to pay for the treatment

I think we'd have to have five /hoc/s to keep the peace

It's like the USA but all the niggers are confined to one city so it's safe.

I think that the Canucks make the playoffs, win a round, and lose to, let’s say edmonton because all of canadas teams do well in the pacific next year and they keep improving. They got good hope in Vancouver at least, and petterson could be the best player in that draft besides suzuki and heiskanen

>3 points
>big improvement
the absolute state of nucks fans

I could say the same for calgary but you disappointed everyone. Same goes for both winnipeg and toronto. Montreal has cap space and a shit ton of good prospects, so I expect them to do well next year. Canuck fans also can be happy since petterson and boeser could be fucking lethal for years to come, thanks to the pure retardation of minnisoda

The only way Benning might get canned is if he makes another stupid free agent signing and the team bottoms out.

niggers are everywhere in ontario now

my sennies are making a HUGE comeback, cap this post

That's very grim to hear. You're lucky to spot one out west :^)

I miss Gasol on the Grizzlies.

maybe hamilton toronto area but everywhere else is still pretty whitewashed

Who and what team? This doesn't sound very hockey.

The worst GM now is the wilds. After both the coyle and nino trades, he is bar none retarded

>sports we invented
>never bringing Stanley O'Brien's home
Why do Canadacucks do this to themselves? Being the power bottom really tires you out

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Sorry lad, I meant to say I miss Marleau on the Shorks.

that's not lucky at all

i'll take blacks over chinks and poos any day

>been banned from uploading files but not posting
wtf

>right foot yellow, left hand blue
Is he playing fucking twister?
Lmao I really wanted to see this pic.
Fuck you shitters who claimed it was an illegal hit.
He is clearly in a suicidal position.

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I prefer it when people are white

like a ghost?

Maybe he is into necrophilia

ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzzZzZZZZZZZZZZzzZZZ

>ohio finally rangebanned

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Ghosts are see through

never watched floorsqueak before lads, this shit is fucking stupid

Anyone who watches apehoop is no longer welcome in /hoc/

Same desu. Boring as fuck. How do people watch a full game?

>every minute
SCAAAAAAAR
136-138

good post canada

my new coworkers seem into it so I'm trying to watch but it seems like nothing matters until the last two minutes unless you're being utterly blown out by 12 points

>76-82
based raptures

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right? it would appear that the final few minutes are literally all that matters. what's the point?

SCAAAAAAAR
GO RAPS
76-83

That blanket is fucking filthy. NOT comfy at all.

81-88 after 3rd

zoomers can't watch a sport where someone doesn't score every 5 seconds

SUNDQVIST SUSPENDED
>SUNDQVIST SUSPENDED
SUNDQVIST SUSPENDED
>SUNDQVIST SUSPENDEDSUNDQVIST SUSPENDED
>SUNDQVIST SUSPENDEDSUNDQVIST SUSPENDED
>SUNDQVIST SUSPENDED
fox2now.com/2019/05/30/blues-sundqvist-suspended-for-game-3-of-stanley-cup-final/

but zoomers are taking over hokkei

slowpoke.jpg

nuhl strikes again

what's icing?

delicious cake topping

>floorsqueak
>player gets grazed by someone's hand
>falls down like they've been shot
>awarded two free points

>hokkei
>player takes 100mph puck to the chest
>continues to defend
>limps off the ice and then goes back out two minutes later

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what kind of a pussy limps for getting hit in the chest?

gloria.mp3

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based

my reffies :)

hoc more like angry white virgins argue all day

a gay leaf after getting railed in the ass and taking the money shot on the chest

Chris Pronger almost died after getting a shot to the heart

it was terrible for hockey when his heart restarted

youtu.be/S9tKwSboJeg

watching the basketball and literally every single commercial has a black guy whats that about

NOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING ME TO HAVE SEX I AM SO LONELY AND SAD AND KISSLESS VIRGIN

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youtu.be/4S1Dfs8hgR4

how do vaginas feel?

hot

bags of sand I have been told. Can't confirm.

imagine not just giving up and self improving

good

i sure do love this game
and i hope you do too

based rapties

I had a raptors ball cap in 1997

*squeak squeak*
2 POINTS
*squeak squeak*
FOUL
* squeak SQUEAK SQUEAK*
2 POINTS

What a gay ass fucking sport

i'd love to see any of these guys take a full speed check

*dump puck*
chase puck
*dump puck*
chase puck

Doing this now lad and I've never felt better. Lost 30 pounds already. Exercising and eating right. It CAN be done lads, just give it a real go

How do nigger ball players not twist their ankles on that slick floor?

for real though why is everything a foul

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Implying all these cantskate faggots can even drag their fat asses on the ice

>take a full speed check
there's a "niggers on welfare" joke in there somewhere

funny that raptors have a 12 point lead atm
is it over? doubt that.

wtf is eminem doing there

based

yell defense more lmao

WE THE NORTH

how will this team do next season?

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Shit the bed

cringe lad

Win the pacific because of how dogshit it’ll be next season

>literally stealing the logo design of a team from Atlanta
Canadians are not at all original or imaginative

same as this season then, got it

Hard to explain now that you ask

Is it we the north like black speak where you omit words or is we, the north like as in we, the people

it blends multiple cultures, that's what makes it so canadian

WE

both, that's why it's clever

remember that time smuk got absolutely blown the fuck out for being a horse fucker and was exiled from /hoc/

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portland is further north than toronto

I do. Very grim but namefags deserve it

Canada sucks you know

>over 200 points scored in every single game
>100 goals
>basically a goal every other time they run to the other side of the tiny court
why is this game so easy

if we can't win in hockey we'll win in memechuk fuck it

Blacks wouldn't play a sport if they had to work for goals

what race is steph curry

mutt i presume

i hope the toronto rapists loses 4 straight fuck toronto

Quintessential American

black

go to any mall in the ottawa area lol

my rapties :)

Just fell asleep, lads

toronto has a lot of canadians on their team

Who /Godzilla/ here

is this like a one off thing or are there more like him

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MY rapties :)

imagine having a corporate logo on your jersey

There's 365 million in America

lel they just won with a solid lead.
dayum raps, delivering last min daggers
and the atmosphere was amazing
hockey is not even close
as a hockey fan i feel bad lads
too bad i don't like basketball

i'd smash doris burke

wtf

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he looks like those computer generated images of "the future human"

TIL Steph Curry spent 2 years in Toronto as a teen and won multiple high school titles there

good ol Ontaria boy right there

>TIL

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Steph is a girls name lmao

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go worship niggers somewhere else

>furpuck finals
>general thread would rather talk basketball
kek always knew this """sport""" was poop

What else to talk about on an off day.

Cool photo I took

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where is this

who would win in hockey? Toronto Craptors or the Godlesstate Basedrriors

All right, back to /hoc/

which team looked the best while winning the cup?

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so they are not afraid to touch it?

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if you don't say maroons you're wrong btw

vegas knights (who won last year in my headcanon)

based

2017 pongs

based

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!

GO KNIGHTS GO! :D

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ducks

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alltime classic moment desu

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who is that american poster i get along with

so nice to see us /lifelongs/ out in force

Definitely not me you dumb faggot

>a fuckin leaf
lol

What if I told you your best friend posted hockey edits of frogs on the internet all day?

Probably me I’m a good guy all around

me

hey whats up

imagine arguing with strangers on a thai accounting forum

bootlicking butt nuggets

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Boundary waters canoe area wilderness in Minnesota

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it's true there's this one based american poster who usually replies to my stuff and i reply to his stuff and we get along

>1967
>1993
>2004
>2006
>2011

All my files are too big so I just screencapped my gal desu

>warriors drop game 1
>still favorites to win the series
Might be the best time to bet on Golden State before they sweep in 5

You forgot one, idiot.

hello friend. there is a game tomorrow

Game 3 is Saturday m8

>1980

is minnesota the last pure location on the planet

OH NOOOOOO shit
what are we going to do tomorrow then?

Right here buddy

same thing we did today

It’s randy isn’t it?

Your bedroom

scrabble??

>btfo predditors
>btfo >shorks
they really were the heroes we deserved

here's one i took

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today we watched the raptors

going to the bar tomorrow

>canada will have won a football, soccer, and basketball championship before a Stanley cup.

It should have been oilers in 2017 tho. Inb4 some ducks fan crawls out of the woodworks right now

Don't forget baseball.

>we

Based kiwi

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v nice

>years teams last won and teams that lost in the finals
Pick one you retard. And you can't even do it right because you forgot 2007.

Jay's won a series? Lmao
M8 it's been 2 full years
>choked a 3-0 lead
>allowed ducks to win a game 7 at home after leading 3-2

Looks newfie

Jays have 2. 92 and 93

Not to mention the oilels would have met the same fate losing to the predators as the ducks and oilers killed each other.

I wish albertans weren't so mad all the time

don’t we all

Redpill me on Medicine Hat. It is a funny name.
How come there is no NHL team there

I slept well but still tired

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No seriously, how come there is no NHL team in the entire Saskatchewan.

Apologize for Juolevi

>Jays haven't won a series since Montreal's last Stan lee
grim

small populations, prefer football

Because nobody fucking lives there???

because its largest city is 1/4 the size of the smallest market in the league

>imokaywiththis.jpg

>gary strikes again

small population for both.

i know some people who lived in medicine hat. i don't know tons about but i know all of them were happy to leave

gonna have a pb&j sando lads

kind of amazing they won back to back, as those teams weren't even that good, arguably not even as good as a few years before when george bell and fred mcgriff were there

never had one tbf

Can you make me one, please?

why is it called medicine hat

The lack of emojis is one of the best things about Yea Forums if I being honest with all of you

...

=)

:3

not with a pass

took this beauty while road tripping through BC
this was in Nakusp

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there is a small town in northern saskatchewan called Uranium City. That would be an awesome name for a hockey team, ex. Uranium City Isotopes.

>:~)

󠛡 󠛡

Oh ya looks real swell.

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i really want to skate on a lake like that
i want to experience something like that before i die

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Canes

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FUCK Yea Forums is so fucking gay

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Fuck off Randy

I can just tell this is BC if you didn't say.

Chernobyl?

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3rd in Pookcific, Rittich will struggle at times

HAHA WOW! FUCK YOU TOO

You could've at least been nice and said "Mornin' Rand"

lol wtf

Nice work user

rude post, unironically

Lake Louise, AB in the winter
absolutely beautiful and its like $15 to get into the park for a day

it's really a beautiful province. too bad about how leftist it is or i might want to live there.
Nakusp was really nice too, really small town and the people were very nice. i was sitting out on the pier looking at the lake and a guy comes up and starts fishing next to me offers me beer and darts and shit, we chilled for a bit then i carried on my way

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Not nice to talk about children like that

all O6 era minus >rags of course

>a 2hr drive from Calgary
is it even doable in the winter? how are the roads?

retard

Sharks fans still SEETHING

disgusting

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>rags

oh baby

D:

depends on the weather. folks commute in the winter all the time from calgary to lake louise for skiing. it's a fairly straight and easy drive to the mountains, then you just take it slow while youre there. if its a clear day its no problem. i did it in a FWD honda civic with all season tires

it is really left, but that's not a terrible thing.
I live in Victoria, where everyone and their dog votes NPD, and it's comfy as fuck.

can we play that scribble game? we can make all the answers /hoc/ related

>it's a pinterest emails me showing me new pins that cater to my fetishes episode

because the bc liberals (who arent associated with the federal liberal party) basically turned a blind eye to all those chinks laundering money and the ndp promised to make changes

That too, but everyone on the island votes NDP and Green. It's all hippies over here.

>chinks
>hippies
Preparing the gas lads

(づ｡｡)づ

with finns, you __________________

looks like a horror movie. i assume nothing but natives live there

win :-D

tell that to the >ruins

>rags

DO post >rags
>rags

feelin' pretty good lads

cheers lad

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is this worth watching?

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No movies are worth watching

no. watch that johnny cash movie instead

I only watch Youngblood

I inspired Sam to start posting here full-time. AMA.

do u think ur cool by saying feelin' instead of feeling

feelin' pre' coo' rn lads

>zoomer speak

damn check out this cool cat

>game 3
>still 2 days away
Fuck you Gary you fucking dumb piece of shit

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yes, as long as you don't know anything about brie larson

i hate it already

i had the luxury of watching it before i had ever heard of her, and i quite enjoyed the film

based brie "fuck white masculinity" larson living in this simp's head rent-free

i wanna watch the new godzilla, lads

Me too m8 thinking about going Saturday

gay critics hate it already because it's just a monster royal rumble but that's what godzilla is all about, it doesn't need some dumb plotline involving humans

for me its future finnish bull ville heinola

literally who

drinking red wine but its pretty shit desu it was only 12 bucks might switch to something else

This means it’s going to be 10/10

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in his predraft year he scored 14 points in 34 games playing in the superior liiga. heiskanen only scored 10 points in 37 games during his predraft year in liiga. hes also bigger than heiskanen too.

i didn't like his scouting video, he's given way too much free space. nice shot though

seattle red bulls

Xheattle Dickgirls

would be nice if he's still in the 2nd round, but chances are he goes late 1st

collecting my (You)'s and cashing out for tonight

think too many people are hyping up soderstrom just because he is a right handed shot and thinking he is going to be significantly better than he will turn out

Seattle Ching Chang Chongs

yeah but too many people are also underhyping him because of his stats, i'm guilty of it as well

>standings

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go knights

cringe

well soderstrom wasnt even invited to swedens wjc team back in the winter. he didnt really do anything significant this season, i understand he is a 17 year old playing against men, but so is heinola and he showed a ton of improvement over the course of the year.

why's that bud?

yikes

yeah but heinolas scouting video wasn't that impressive. he has a great shot but all of his goals were the same
>no pressure on the blue line
>free to skate into the outside circle
>free to take a wrist shot

sure his shot is great but you don't have to be some pro nhl scout to see that this wouldn't translate into the nhl level

I dont get it

>:)

Mah nigga

>Boston Bruins

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>Caps
>please God...a Defenseman

jews shouldn't be allowed to play hockey

Don't want Blues to leave us desu

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these pro nhl scouts you are talking about watch the same youtube videos as you to form their opinions?

rph forever

well this topic is over i guess

rph is shit and gay

AAAAHH PLAYER SAFETY HELP US
SUSPEND THEIR PLAYERS AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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that means you're shit and gay

/are pee ach/

they've suffered enough

Potentially game 7 could be two Wednesday's from now. Why the fuck are they dragging this fucking shit out especially when its two teams no one even gives a fuck about.

gotta schedule around americas favourite tv show the bachelorette

Fuck Hannah I hate how she just awkwardly smiles and stares while she waits for a kiss it's SHIT tv FUCK ALABAMA

rip rph

Stupid fucking birds chirping and attacking each other and shit at fucking quarter after 3 in the morning.
Fuck off you stupid cunts, I'm trying to sleep, the sun doesn't come up until like 5, fuck off.
Almost as annoying as Blose bandwagoners.

maybe they are bats

Kaitlyn the "comedian" from Vancouver was easily the worse bachelorette she has fucking googly eyes and she chose a guy that looked like the Down syndrome version of Ryan gosling

FUCK

lets do movie night tomorrow :0

I'm not retarded enough to confuse bats and sparrows

Fuck bats they're just antisocial fucking birds that think they're tough because they wear black

if you're a nhl prospect, do the scouts have to inspect your penis?

youtube.com/watch?v=D16Mc4ku1YA
>nz hockey
how bad do you think their ice is

Holy FUCKING shit that's a god damn motherfucking EMBARRASSMENT

yes at the combine when the prospects get their final weigh-in they also have a penis inspection

but what about the russians. doesn't their country have strict laws against penis inspections

>tfw never had penis inspection day

Is it just me or is hockey soooo fucking boring to watch if I dont care which team wins? Man how I wish I was born in a nhl city

my benis and testicles have been inspected at least three times

Apparently, starting like next week, there’s not a SINGLE game for like 4 months. What kind of shit scheduling is that?
FUCK YOU GARY

>he's not looking forward to the draft bowl

post yfw Vancouver vs Buffalo Stanley Cup Finals.

reminder canada is a basketball nation.

Reminder that America is a Toronto Raptors nation

Does everyone hate Drack now?

REAL sports
>soccer
>basketball

MEME sports
>hockey
>cricket

if you didn't play frees-bee baseball you know nothing about meme sports

how the fuck do you play that

we played pesäpallo

>frees-bee

soccer baseball was better, you could always HEEM the fuck out of the ball

you mean kickball?

i remember the one time we played cricket in gym class and it was fucking HORRIBLE. nobody knew the rules, and doing a home run meant nothing

name one good drake song. hardmode : no started from the bottom or hotline bling

youtube.com/watch?v=GPq6CIlk4No

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i unironically remember this too during elementary school.
nobody had any idea what was going on.
our P.E. teacher was literally in a wheelchair too.

youtube.com/watch?v=-JPGbFIjBOI

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if you're gonna play boston related songs at least play something good, like peace of mind

i thought everyone but normies always did

we never played it again, not even in highschool

well now the normies hate him apparently. something to do with a curse. idk. i guess he regularly makes an ass out of himself at basketball games as well

its high up in the alps so pretty good actually

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whats embarrassing about it? its an amateur league in new zealand for gods sake, get a grip on yourself m8

based /x/

like he gets drunk and pulls his dick out or what?

new zealander

How di i get to live in new zealand

new zealander

How do i move to new zealand

idk m8 i think its actually pretty hard youve gotta be quite skilled. you dont really want to move here permanently anyway. its nice to look at but once youve seen it youve seen it and everything is quite boring and generally shit. if you really want to come just apply for a working holiday visa and work in the ski fields or something with the other travellers and you can tour the country for a year or so, most people seem to have a good time

Post it a couple dozen more times maybe they'll respond

No you're dead on fuck these SHIT teams and fuck the SHIT cities and SHIT fans

Stupid BITCH

Holy FUCK I hate New Zealand FAGGOTS that don't know SHIT about hockey

New xealand needs to fuck off. Fuck your shit country. Fuck cricket. A foreigner did something bad in your country and your leader put on a costume and punished your citizens. Youre fucking faggot. You don't know anything about hockey so I'll teach you a quick lesson. You're too fucking gay for hockey and we all hate you.

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YES

shant be bullied desu

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>be me
>be bee
>fuck new zealand

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youll be happy to know that nz produces some of the worlds best honey, thank you bee

Islander 80-83

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

hello /hoc/

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Based

Comfy post

Dead /hoc/
Dead playoffs

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reminder that this is what happens when 8/9 of the only good teams were memed out of the playoffs in the first round

If they were good teams they wouldn't have lost in the first round

>tampa was good
>pissburgh was good
>vegas was good
>laffs was good
>jets were good
Look mang, shit happens. I’d rather deal with this armada of bruinfags than the fucking terrible bunch known as publixfags and the so called “gods chosen race” yinzers. Also post that fucking webm of the Tampa fans leaving

t. retarded hill billys

this is the dumbest fucking meme in all of /hoc/.

93077072
t. fan of a SHIT team that got bounced round 1

A я нaпoминaю, чтo лyчший клyб в миpe oмcкий Aвaнгapд

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seething that you backwoods sisterfuckers are being called out hill billy?
my team didn't even make the playoffs dummy that can't give (You)s
doesn't change the fact that all of the good teams except bombston were memed out in the first round

>his team didnt even make the playoffs
oh no no no

>he thinks im a hillbilly just because I think that those teams are shit
Im 100% sure that this whole shit was started by bruinniggers anyway

Hey Yankee. still playing your beat-run, huh? While in Russia, children in 5 years give a pass through two lines, with closed eyes. Your excuses?

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fapping lads

english is really easy you fucking retard

>make Yea Forums mad
There are like two niggers on Yea Forums that actually care about apehoop

maybe

seething cope etc etc

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What time is the game on today?

5pm pst

OMG I FAWKIN LAWVE BAWSTON!!

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REEEEEEFS
SAVE US!!!

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Max pacioretty for tatar, suzuki and a second round pick in this draft lol. Imagine getting fleeced by fucking bergevin

last two digits is how many games he'll be out

>patches for a bust, a bust, and a 2nd (lmao who cares)

>"w-we didnt need a good player like tatar, and a promising young prospect and possibly another! s-stay mad as we have a regressing core and a dying MAF"
absolute state of the rusty peons

YEah Shann'ttttttttttttt

This

>5'
>11"
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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yeah oh no no no for one of the best players in the OHL and basically shat on teams in their playoffs and memorial cup.

>best player in the babby leage
OH NO WATCH OUT!
LMAO at this cope

imagine selling your youth just to choke a 3-1 series lead to the sharks.

>v-vegass has no p-prospects because I say so
>the absolute state of (you)

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Sundqvist did nothing wrong

What the fuck? This can't be right?

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it's true there's this one based Canadian an poster who usually replies to my stuff and i reply to his stuff and we get along

>losing your two best prospects to canadian markets
>one of which is still highly touted
>”b-but there’s others!”
Nigga you have the best bust ever in griffin reinhart lol. Your prospect pool sucks compared to a majority of the league

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TGIF boys

If you attach anime to your post I know that your opinion carries no weight and you know nothing about hockey.

Hey man how’s it going

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Vegas will regress next season. Proofs: my ass

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I have never bothered to read a single post with anime image attached

You're not missing much

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based

>isles weeb seething already
Were you sexually assaulted as a child?

Define seething

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Where is the yankee who wanted to be texting buddies

First you tell me why you have hundreds of cartoon pictures of little girls saved to your computer.

He’s a pedophile

Here but I changed my mind, I don't wanna be buddies with no stinking albertans.

islesweeb a good boy he dindu nuffin and shows up to practice every day

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Imagine being mad at anime lads

Never forget

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>best player on your team
>worst player on your team
>your favorite player on your team
>your favorite player not on your team

>guy plays the game the right way
>gets suspended for it
what did this fraudulent hockey league mean by this

Ive never met someone from boston that isnt a soiboy

>me
>you
>the towel boy
>you're mom

this dude is based as fuck you otherr niggers cannot deny that

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Let's all get a house together

fuck off I have my own already

>Avs
>Turcotte
>Lavoie

We could have a maid and everything

Well I'm moving in.

thinkin about game 3

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I'll take one for the team and be the maid

>tfw the jackets unfurled the red carpet for the broons to get to the final after tampa got swept the fuck out

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You better be a Montreal girl

Me too. Not all that excited for heartbreak.

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We'll be alright. Bruins really havent even played a good game yet and it's 1-1. Blose know they needed game 2

>We
what position do you play

7th man, obv

fan

fluffer

The fact that they haven't played a good game yet is the problem. Pastrnak-Bergeron-Marchand line is the biggest weakness. You really think they can keep depending on Coyle and Kuraly to win the cup?

this desu
i wouldnt worry. blose are better than given credit for but our top guys are playing like dogshit and most of it is unforced. pastrnak still had a great look to win the game though

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You say that now. When they enter that packed shithouse with that dying little pufferfish cheering on the blues... it's over.

Pretty much. When literal who's are scoring, that should mean the broons are running away with wins.
Instead their "best line in hockey" is -5 in those games and actively doing everything they can to lose the game.

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new thread better be on time
or else

What indicates to you that the first line is about to break out of the slump? Pastrnak has been playing like this all playoffs. Marchand is playing hurt and so is Bergeron. It's over, man. I gave up watching that overtime.

>my team is slumping now so that means they'll play better

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I want Marchand to be laid out on the ice

>What indicates to you that the first line is about to break out of the slump?
When I did say they were going to, you fucking asshole?
Why do you think I'M DRINKING SO MUCH I WILL KILL YOU.

on a bed of roses?

NEW
HA just fooling, gotcha

the fat diseased blues fan is the trump card in this series sorry bawston

hold up, putting the finishing touches on a new thread

why didnt you link the new hoc?