/heem/ - Ladd Edition

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*pulses*

I invented Khabased

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based you

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>inb4 lost to pulsing
>inb4 lost to roided brazilian
>inb4 not impressive as a fighter

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This is a Brazilian.

They are la creatura filthy rats.

Press "S" to spit on Brazil.

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*heems your company*

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Grappling chads are
0 loses
0 roids

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S

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Guys I'm worried about him

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is it me or does he look like a black Lenin?

He looks like ryan gosling at the end of drive after he got stabbed

Only one

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beatles guy or russian guy?

fuck brasil

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s-sage?

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You guy think GSP was always natty?

new meme

(just invented this)

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Askren looks like a typical wrestling guy when he has a shirt on. What in the fuck goes wrong when he takes it off?

"S"

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nope

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*wins*

Lmao I never noticed

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Definitely not. It's no coincidence he left as soon as USADA came along and performed like shit against a bum like Bisping when he returned. And it had nothing to do with ring rust or old age.

I hear he's refusing to accept skin grafts

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Latifi pulled out. Fuck.

sub 250lb "men" BTFO

Day of the bone incoming

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crazy how you realise you've been watching porn stars that have no ass all this time

Obama on vacation

#
Surprised she wasnt gangraped and then had her brains eaten

tfw same physique as ben
should i give mma a shot ?

...

*loses*

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The featherweight Darren Till.

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its a work, Ben put him over so he can be pushed to the moon

Mandrama is for children

seething

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this is an MMA general bud Askren hasn't lost in MMA and that's all I care about

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>tfw robbed in the ring

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He lost to Lawler

KEK thought the same thing on the first crop

in many ways, Rose's neck is not kill

now that i've cut my hair i'm feeling kinda naked

weird

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Lawler won the story.

no

The ref stopped it early there was no tap and Lawler did more damage

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Marreta will fold Jones like a lawn chair

Ben Askren is an utter meme

it's hard to tap when you're unconscious bro

Post your walkout
youtube.com/watch?v=cPCLFtxpadE

Yet the W is still there next to Askrens name, while the L is next to Robbies. isnt that just funky

youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

Lawler won the fight
Benny won the decision

youtube.com/watch?v=UDYgGjFcmjI

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youtube.com/watch?v=CR3mrAKX6I4

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It's a shame they cut Elias, he was the only guy that old man Anderson could beat at MW

youtu.be/rpr_AnXCWus

>Andy beating Elias
you can't counter if your opponent isn't there

Silva KOd Bisping, the MW Champion. in many ways, Anderson is still champ.

*calncels the khabib*

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What about Adesenya and Canonier?

This is getting sad user

holy freakin based

THIS is supposed to be the man to stop Khabib?

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Anderson would've beat Adesanya if he had fought seriously

I literally thought you were talking about rose being an ugly freak until I saw you say hue kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=-h0IpjnByfs

yes, don't you see how tricky it is to actually KO him? he's slippery as fuck

This guy walks up to your car and robs you and your lesbian lover at gunpoint. What do?

He can't beat black men

>gets his face literally shattered into 1000 pieces
>still a 10/10 Chad

based

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>*Wins the fight*
Man what a can

You now remember Stephen Thompson

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>That eye
/punished/ sage will be a nightmare

I thought it was milo from the thumbnail lmao

embarrassing, that's only a $75 hair cut

Based absolute unit BRAPspen Ladd

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Thats not even the first time hes done that.

Not even the second time.

this hunchback hillbilly is built like a fucking fridge

This is considered bait in the US only because you get $5 haircuts but in Europe a $75 haircut is normal.

I oddly wanna fuck her

Tony "Beat their hands up with my face" Ferguson
Tony "if my enemies rattle me, I win" Ferguson
Tony "By the skin of my teeth" Ferguson

*roids and loses*

Tony "Lightweight Killer" Ferguson

Cringe

Max poolloway

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Connor heems Tony and prime schaub

instagram.com/p/ByGi4ZZiHhj/?igshid=19y8c4rt4iiz5

>KhaBALD

No u

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I bet she'd be a very caring mother

Khabeast
Khabased

Oof. He's really rocking the Khapoop look.

Who?

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am I really the only ex-ufc champ posting here? Are the rest of you really bums or cans?

Ladd is a werid case
there's nothing about her I find attractive and yet holistically I find her attractive

Based. Everytime I see her I just think about breeding with her.

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Yeah, Khajiit is a brawler my guy and Toe Knee has been knocked out so many times. Let's not furget that Toe knee has never showed any ground game either and the fight is a lawk fur shure

cute

Khablessed

Stop talking like a fucking retard Brendan.

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>Only win is a flushed LW
>State of Covington

FRIGGIN

It's your balls following their biological imperative and realizing she's perfect breeding material.

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will he ever fight again though

>Tony beats Kevin Lee
Baseld on what I sawl for sure Khabib merks him my guy
>Khabib beats Al
For sure Tony wins the fight 10 times out of 10

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I remember when Maia was gonna destroy Colby.

I just want the friendly whiskey merchant to fight again

In many ways he did

*wins*

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Brendan Schaub > Chase Gormley

Chase Gormley > Eric Pele

Eric Pele > Antonio Silva

Antonio Silva > Fedor Emelianenko

Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub > Crow Cop

Brendan Schaub > Matt Mitrione

Matt Mitrione > Derrick Lewis

Derrick Lewis > Francis Ngannou

Proof that Schaub heem Ngannou

Brendan Schaub > Gabriel Gonzaga

Gabriel Gonzaga > Konstantin Erokhin

Konstantin Erokhin > Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou

Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou > Matt Hamill

Matt Hamill > Jon Jones

Jon Jones > Daniel Cormier

Daniel Cormier > Anderson Silva

Brendan Schaub > Mirko Filipovic

Mirko Filipovic > Ikuhisa Minowa

Ikuhisa Minowa > Chris Lytle

Chris Lytle > Matt Serra

Matt Serra > Georges St-Pierre

Schaub heems all of the so called GOATS of the sport

holy based

WWE is for losers.

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Furgot Schaub heems Mighty meme too, don't consider a guy who is smaller than my gf to be a GOAT of anything, but Schaub still g.g.g.g.g.g Gadooshes him

Brendan Schaub > Mirko Filipovic

Mirko Filipovic > Hidehiko Yoshida

Hidehiko Yoshida > Kiyoshi Tamura

Kiyoshi Tamura > Hideo Tokoro

Hideo Tokoro > Brad Pickett

Brad Pickett > Demetrious Johnson

I can never decide which technique is worse in that fight, Schubert's footwork or their boxing

Not trying to rain on your parade b but if we're doing maths like that Elkins is lineal WFW champ

Rothwell KOs him with a slap

fucking gross

latifi the piece of shit

every Schaub KO loss is funny af

somebody post the one where his soul leaves his body

Good post. I like to trace who's the lineal champ of random belts

GPS is the Strikeforce mw champ
The WAMMA belt belongs to Jones

Ngannou is the lineal WBW champ

based tibia

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literally unheemable

>tfw too intelligent for the UFC

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That actress should be locked up

That wasn't a knockdown. It was dodging. With style.

worst chin in mma?

i think he should look up point fighting

>he unironically believes that he's a fighter

>I invented point fighting

what a faggot, it's a fucking fight, of course nobody is gonna like watching some poof running around the octagon and throwing shadow punchs and kicks

>muh western chad
>super saige!
>flippy flip flip
>karate heeee ya!
>so hansum
*heems your face back to the shadowrealm*

>out ways

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Too be fair it takes a very high IQ too understand his fighting style

Dana-tier brainlets

>Getting booed in your own country while fighting a black man

t. Elias Theodorou

justin bieber

I liked the cunt. created more discussion and ebin memes than the other homogeneous mass of tattooed brazo/braindead eastern bloc/god bless the usa dime a dozen fighters.

Should have kept him for entertainment value

>out ways
in many ways he's not wrong

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Jobless proxying LOSER

Lioncock started the Ladd meme

I'd beat this little fuckwagon's ass

Can Ladd secure the take down on GDR?

*solves mma*

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That's a big Ladd

maybe he can play roman reign's little brother

PVZ wishes she looked this good

Go to bed you fat zilch

They should've fed him to Yoel. That would've been fun.

no one gives a fuck

You sound like a mandrama loser

You mean they should've fed pooel to theodorou? He'd absolutely destroy soldier of piss

Obsessed

*faces utter bums and still barely wins*

>They should've fed him to Yoel. That would've been fun.

would be boring as fuck, they would throw the first punch with like 5 seconds before the end of the 1st round

Ironic post there breh

First they came for Starnes but I wasn't a Starnes fan.

Then they came for Fitch but I wasn't a Fitch fan.

Now they came for Elias, and I'm super depressed.

There are a dozen better Yes songs and you pick Roundabout. Fucking pleb.

Jojo is kino.

spammy got heem'd bros, are we in the based janny era?

lol definitely not

I keep seeing this word, what does it stand for?

Fuck this clown one “fight” was too many for him in the ufc

heem
everyone
even
midgets

Unemployed

If you don’t know you don’t need to know simple as

I work inside your head
>Being a hallway monitor on 4chins

God I love women with black hair. I'm so alone.

t. color blind

I dont think my head is big enough for someone as fat as you

>being a incomeless unemployed fat proxying sperg on Yea Forums
You only have a leg up on the spammer

You probably think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything, woulda gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything, woulda gave you everything
Oh-oh

I did not believe that it would end, no
Everything came second to the Benzo
You're not even speakin' to my friends, no
You knew all my uncles and my aunts though
Twenty candles, blow 'em out and open your eyes
We were lookin' forward to the rest of our lives
Used to keep my picture posted by your bedside
Now it's in your dresser with the socks you don't like
And I'm rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
With my brothers like it's Jonas, Jonas
Drinkin' Henny and I'm tryna forget
But I can't get this shit outta my head

You probably think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything, woulda gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything, woulda gave you everything
Oh-oh

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Tangled up in knots

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Obese proxying jobless loser.

>yfw he retires undefeated with a 50-0 record and people still call him a bum

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calm down bros

Any community managers here?

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I'm a huge fan of the MMA website "Sherdog"

you guys are all hot under the collar tonight

they wouldn't be wrong

What’s more pathetic, legless, and obese?

Being on here all day in lieu of a job?
Or being in Britain on here sunset to sunrise?
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Big Country KOs some Can.webm/image/DYHjBiKq4MikcJ6g-kMjrA/

just out of idle curiosity, how do
and
make you feel?

Couple games on UFC then to bed

who do you guys got for this weekends card? I think gus heems smif

Cuando estoy hablando necesito callate

Gus by decision.

you've lost your fuckn nut, Gus loses 100%

Yea Forums detective and hallway monitor

What a loser lol

ô vai se fuder cu de cachorro

It's the thinking man's source for MMA content.

how are you bro

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Big Country KOs some Can.webm,

JERRY: So this Da Vinci sleep is working out?

KRAMER: (enthusiastic) Oh, I'm percolating, Jerry. I'm telling you, I have
never felt so fertile. I'm mossy, Jerry. My brain is mossy. Listen to this
idea. (fetches a spoon from the drawer) A restaurant that serves only peanut
butter and jelly. (clicks tongue)

JERRY: What d'you call it?

KRAMER: P B and J's. What d'you think?

JERRY: (deadpan) I think you need more sleep.

KRAMER: (dismissive) Ahh.

Kramer picks up his bowl of cereal and heads for the door.

JERRY: So, how'd your date work out with the mysterious Connie?

Kramer stops, with the door open, and turns back to Jerry.

KRAMER: I am telling you, this woman is strange. She never wants to leave the
apartment. It's almost like she doesn't wanna be seen with me.

JERRY: Oh, now you're being ridiculous.

KRAMER: (laughing) He he, yeah.

Kramer begins to exit.

JERRY: (indicates the bowl of cereal) No milk?

KRAMER: Oh, I'll be back.

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>he's betting his hard-earned money on GUS

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What is the object of the spam posts I wonder

It's night, and Jerry lies in bed asleep. Kramer enters the room quietly and
sits on the edge of Jerry's bed.

KRAMER: (quietly) Jerry.

Jerry stirs slightly, but doesn't wake up.

KRAMER: (quietly) Hey Jerry.

Jerry still doesn't wake.

KRAMER: (prodding Jerry) C'mon buddy.

Jerry snaps awake, sitting up and recoiling from the figure on his bed.

JERRY: (startled) Kramer!

KRAMER: You awake?

JERRY: (confused) Wha..? What time is it?

KRAMER: W...It's four.

JERRY: (aghast) Four in the morning?!

KRAMER: Yeah.

JERRY: Well, what's wrong with you?

KRAMER: I'm bored. I got all this free time on my hands, I dunno what to do.
You wanna do something?

JERRY: No. Would you just get out?

KRAMER: You wanna rent a movie?

JERRY: No!

KRAMER: Well, what am I gonna do?

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Imagine having to explain youre a legless obese jobless loser here all day in America or one in Britain

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Untreated mental illness

I revved sperg wonder. If only he put this much effort into getting a job :(

He claims he's estonian lol

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>GUS
More like JUST, amirite?

JERRY: (to Kramer) Thanks for that four a.m. wakeup call last night.
(frustrated) Where the hell is that jacket?

KRAMER: Oh, the one with the crest.

JERRY: Yeah.

JERRY: Oh, well, that's at the cleaners.

JERRY: The cleaners? How did it get there?

KRAMER: Well, I, uh, I borrowed it last night and it got a little dirty.

JERRY: (irritated) Great.

KRAMER: (laughing to himself) Somehow I dozed off and woke up in a pile of
garbage.

JERRY: Somehow? You've had an hour and twenty minutes sleep in three days!

KRAMER: Well, so, look, the cleaner said you could pick it up tonight at six.

JERRY: Alright. I just hope I can get it to the Friars Club before the show.

GEORGE: Won't be a problem...(mumbles)

Kramer has closed his eyes and fallen asleep while leaning on the counter in
Jerry's kitchen.

JERRY: (to Kramer) Hey.

Kramer does not respond.

JERRY: (louder) Hey!!

Kramer snaps awake with a jerk.

KRAMER: Watch out, boy.

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92468700/#92470702

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91951163/#91959952

YIKES

You didn't rev anyone thats derek spamming not airplane
they're the same person anyways so who cares lol

Imagine being such a whiny loser you take notice of the images people post and being a Yea Forums detective who rations when people post

Imagine ironically calling people jobless when you're here all day making mental notes of who posts what and when lol

lmfao

GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET

WERE TAKING IT UP A NOTCH

ya wanna get nuts? LETS GET NUTS

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I knew he would like the OP image

my gf would heem rose

Imagine being such a fat jobless loser you’re literally here all day and even have a proxy to switch to make it seem like you aren’t

Imagine crying about getting bullied about it because this is the only place you have in life

Tomorrow I'll be posting with the British flag and I look forward to you whining even more about it LOL pathetic loser get a real job and hobby.

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Lol imagine being a brainlet

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did spammy got rapped as a child or something?

Bruh look at this DOOD oh no no no

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> to make it seem like you aren’t
Rofl this sperg really taking his Yea Forums detective role too seriously. Legitimately posted on Yea Forums 3 times this entire month while your obese self is here EVERYDAY friend simulating and taking mental notes of "personalities" cause you can't make any real life friends. What a dreadful existence. I almost feel bad for you. Almost.

>aspen will never come home sweaty from the gym and mess up your nice work clothes with a playful embrace

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>legitimately posted on Yea Forums three times this month

Yikes. This fat sperg thinks he has friends here to blatantly lie to.

Lads I just took a huge Klay and it has a strange odor

wrong general faggot

Heeminder not to reply to spammy or interact with it in anyways, it's bad for your health

Literally me.

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Let’s getthis thread black on track. Favorite Schaub stand up?

Realistically, how would he fare in the octagon?

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50% off your next order if you write a fake review
dear god amy schumer didn't sink that low

Crocop knockout for me.
Worst is you’d be surprised

those fajita jokes had me in tears b too true amirite

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Instant knowledge heem. Big brain James knows about the J Question. He quit waging to stay home and raise his family and became a pro bettor

I've known him personally for almost ten years, invited to his wedding (didnt go because i hate his cunt wife)
he's a surprisingly good athlete but also kind of a pussy. with some training and motivation he could be an okay amateur fighter

>ive only been here a couple days
>youre jobless
>your fat

These were all me btw

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It's tawwwlf, b.

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No you aren’t

Your favorite female fighter?

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no im not what

justine kish obv

I will keep posting these webms here everyday if possible knowing you WILL see them you're here EVERYDAY. ALL DAY. 24/7 with a heem™ tab always open. So far we have established that you are:

1)Jobless™
2)Obese™
3)Have no friends
4)Always online
5)/heem/ is all you have left

>Only posted it 6 times in May
Sad!™ I need to rev™ you up more! Get used to seeing this webm™ at least once in your sad!™ life

Looking forward to your reply cause I know you're *still* here LOSER™I'm making the next thread and I'm using this webm™ as the OP.

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Why would you reply to it

>leave a positive review get entered to win CBD oil

waterweevndoinheer, b?

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Any kikes(nonwhites) here?

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we all hate spammy but this post is garbage and you should unironically consider hanging yourself

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>inb4 Tugger leaves 100 reviews

Make me you seething slug

if you read it then by definition I already did so what do i win?

Ever eed peach fawljeetas my guy? Pawlpin like it's the fauwlth of july. Errbuddy lookin atcha like "what's that guy eedin?"

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Scatty told me he wants Coral in Coral Springs, Florida, I fucking love this kid

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You are permarevved lmao

Why can’t you keep this same energy to get off your fat ass and get a job, LOSER?

>Still here like I predicted
AYOOO point to the easy™work

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This “little” “man” got completely broken. God bless his parents

You now remember Hardcore Henry: A Revolutionary Movie Experience

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Show me ONE single post in this thread that's discussing MMA

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Who do you expect the winner of Aspen Ladd™ vs GdR™ to be?

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it''s tawlf b

Favorite Female Fighter™?

Now this is the type of work ethnic other calmediers don’t think of b

What do khabib, Askren, and I have in common?

Ay come on guys you need to be humble™

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Good question my friend. I'm glad you asked. Me personally, I believe the fight is GDR's fight to lose. She's much longer than Aspen, more rangey and crisp with her boxing, very dynamic attacking on the feet. As long as she can keep the fight standing she's a shoe-in to win this fight. De Randamie doesn't have elite takedown defense, but I don't think that really factors in here. Aspen has great BJJ and a very strong top game and presence in mount. But her takedowns themselves are nothing to write home about. Aspen is has very poor footwork and striking technique, but she does throw her punches with good power and precision so a KO is possible, just unlikely. In conclusion, I'll take GDR by a very solid UD, but I wouldn't count out Ladd completely. I think Vieira vs GDR is a more competitive fight though. Would you like to hear my thoughts on that potential matchup?

of course the bong is a muzzie

everything makes so much more sense now

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I invented ™

belong six feet underground

How's Ramadhan treating you so far?

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holy based

>48:22
>49:23
This is what happens when you're a loser™ whose entire life is spent online

good old friend still only eating during daylight hours

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Canthony Shitpiss is getting flushed by Nate once and for all.

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absolute peach of a main event my guy

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Which Heem personality is this?

>Anthony Piss-Shit

ftfy

™

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is this ISIS?

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Look bro, I’m honestly confused I can’t keeo up anymore

it's the eternally revved muzzie-bong lehabibfanboiii

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I'll ankle pick u

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heem is a muslim safe-space

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lmao speak for yourself

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Bit gay to have that on your computer lad especially during ramadan.

You look dirty.
You need back scrub.
I will help.

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CORAL!!

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Actually, that was fake news. There's this Washington Post article that explains how Khabib is a bum.

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*wins*

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bit gay to advocate that image for what r/heeem/ should become?

I say you come get back scrub

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>is a cutbabby chinlet with WWE tier striking

Fresh JRE with Wiz Khalifa!

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTAPaHcLAhw

Wiz khalify

hold on brother im talking

@Australia

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back when i was like 15 and Textplus had chatrooms I used to go to religious chatrooms and send pics of gore and tell them god isn't real n shit

the jews/christians just took it but the muslims would get revved for hours on end it was pretty glorious

so why are muslims so prone to aggression and violence?

is it because they're inbred?

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out struck goobert who's praised for his superior boxing skills

Why are you asking me?

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it was one punch nd it was a shitty WWE tier overhand right

KHABIB

KHABIB

PUT HIM

TO SLEEP

Luke "The Gucci Model" Rockhold.

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I just re-watched Holloway Vs Dustin 2 fight and now I'm thinking that Holloway won that fight.

I would like to say thank you to the Janitors for making Yea Forums a pleasant place to browse. people who spamming offensive content should be imprisoned.

he was getting his ass firmly beaten.

no you aren't

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Looking good, champ!

My name is JON MOXLEY and make no mistake about it this is a declaration of WAR

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is racism now forbidden in this general

mudshit janny btfo with elite truth nuke

What's wrong with you?

praise

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He lost the 1st round sure but the he soundly won the 2nd the 3rd is a bit of a toss up but still with Max same with 4th. 5th you could give to poirer since he held him against the cage for the last minute of the fight without doing anything.

Mm, she's a thicc girl.

You need to watch more fights cause you're absolutely clueless

Not so tough now, are you?

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Rose would have shot herself t b f

khabib is a cutbaby

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Why didn't she just spike them on their heads?

based

*wins*

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Guess they can't all be as based as my waifu Polyana

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i hope so, it's fucking boring. just the crutch of people who aren't funny or insightful.

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I just watched the fight so I'm 100% on what I'm saying. Poirer lost.

Mexican user, please, stop this. I see you in every thread. I hate Khabib too but whining like this is just sad

*remains the best heavyweight of all time*

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Kebab is a paper champ, beating a real estate agent and an alcoholic.

Mcnuggets is beyond irrelevant

This is an El Cucuy board.

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t.not white
everyones racist, you just cant understand non english racism so the focus is always on whites.
Chinese are known throught Asia as 'locusts' by other asian countries and chinese call blacks 'wolves' and philipinos monkeys.

watch it before the mods ban it lads

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reminder that schaub donated his entire ufc 195 check to that one bum's kid who was injured. stop hating

>mud wave is overtaking Europe
welcome to the last 50 years of America you smug fucks

Clueless mong

Wake up Khabib

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>muslim

Rewatch the fight is all I'm saying. It might change your mind.

Best movie id seen in years

27 million bless, lad.

Watching holloway get hit hard with clean shots while he shook his head helplessly pretending not to be hurt was all the convincing I needed

i haven’t posted this one in a while bro

is height a big advantage?

frame is almost everything

i know reach is, but height?

i'm as white as it gets and have lived around the world; obviously there's racism everywhere but saying everyone is racist is just dumb

you ever try punching a tall guy it never works b

I knew Rose was crazy but damn

>Chinese are known throught Asia as 'locusts' by other asian countries
it's not "the Chinese", it's specifically the newly (illegally and quasi-illegally) rich Mainland Chinese.
I'm from Vancouver, no one knows about this like us, Singapore, and Hong Kong. pic related: from Hong Kong

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Did you guys watch Wiz Khalifi on JRE yet?

They are going hard as fuck, no wonder Luke's chin is deleted. Does everybody at AKA spar that hard?

>Tiger's seejurs are gone

It's a bittersweet feel, lads.

What a sad little existence you've carved out for yourself. Stay off /pol/

I'm watching it right now. Not bad.

In summation: dude, weed.

That's not AKA and he's sparring with a WW

There's a small joke about if you go to aka you won't have knees anymore.

On another note T.Ferg says he doesn't spar which might be why his chin is not deleted.

I love it when some dumb newbie faggot tries to land a body kick on me and then I pull back and crack their chins with a full power right cross. Dumb motherfucker really tried to hit me with a body kick today in sparring and then whined about it when when I sat his ass down. Guess you learned not to fuck with me lmao

I think prime Gus wins, but Gus is done and should retire. Gus? More like Flush.

Gus will win. He's the most elite gatekeeper in the LHW Division

that's at Henri Hooft's gym in Florida

straight up m-m-munsters

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Glasshold isn't really doing himself any favors sparring like that

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Damn, You`re such a Psycho, DUDE.

I'd cross the street immediately if I saw you coming toward me.

I can't believe how toxic this mma community is. I mean, I know its not everyone, but you guys seriously have some bullies. I started at a new gym just a month ago and it seemed like they were the right family for me. But then, today, I found out that it actually is a very problematic group. We had just done some drills on kicks and were starting to spar. I was just trying to practice a body kick and the guy I was working with just dropped me. I mean, I know we're supposed to protect ourselves but who would just throw with conviction like that? The staff didn't even care that I was crying and I heard one of the girls laughing at me. I just wanted to find a place where I could grow as an individual and I end up getting a black eye. This is bullshit

same tb h

Uppity little manlet

that's the aztec in him

Joey Diaz said he knew it was over for him when he threw that little half a fag kick.

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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

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Running an MMA gym fucking sucks. It truly attracts the worst kind of people. Case in point, some new kid was sparing with one of our regulars who isn't good enough to beat any of the people with real talent, so he likes sparing with the newbies instead. The new kid tried to throw a body kick and got lit up. He complained to me about it, and sure it was a dick move and he didn't need to hit him that hard but what am I supposed to tell him? It's a fighting sport after all. Not like either of those faggots are ever going to make anything of themselves anyway. I don't get paid enough for dealing with this shit.

Shut up monkey. I bet you've never stepped foot in a gym in your life, you obese cunt.

yeah I’m thinking he’s back

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who da fok

Being a medic at an MMA gym really sucks. It truly attracts the worst kind of people. Case in point, some new kid came in running to me showing serious signs of a concussion and it was his first day here and he says he got dropped by the other guy just cause he threw a body kick. This happens all the time, a new guy will show up at the gym and the older dudes who have been here longer will rough him up and give him serious injuries just to overcompensate over how inadequate their lives are. Every hour some jabroni walks into my office complaining that someone hurt them during sparring, if it's not their joints being dislocated, it's their eyes being gouged...some of these guys have been here for barely a month and they're already showing serious signs of CTE. I really hate my job.

I want r/mma to go

Lead the way

I`m sure Smif will be A LOT more agressive after pussied out for 5 rounds against Jones.

Gus is more technical, but he is pillowfisted as fuck to finish Smif stiff with a counter.

I have a feeling that Smif will eventually connect something clean and win by tko.

say whatever you want Schaub is a good mogger of manlets

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Man having a business right next to an mma gym sucks just kidding this is unfunny fag shit lick my nuts

Huh? What's that? Watcha say fatboy? Yeah that's what I thought fatty. Lard boy. Sit your fat ass down before I pull a Matt Hughes on your bitch ass. Punk nigga.

Watchu sayin, white boi?

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heem? More like what do you mean

I've been training MMA for a few years now and today I saw something that turned my stomach. I was sparing with another guy that goes to the gym and I threw him in a headlock and tickled him a little as a joke, but for some reason he got really pissed and stormed off. An hour later, I see him talk to somebody from the beginner class and takes him to start sparing. The kid is just sparing like normal and and out of nowhere the guy decks him in the face full force. The owner and medic looked annoyed and the kid's eye was seriously injured which was causing him to cry. I talked to one of the girls there and she laughed and said that apparently the guy had recently found out that his son wasn't actually related to him. A little R&R won't fix that shit lmao

There are people who defend this shit while also condemning Malignaggi for his behavior.

>inb4 durr conor didn't spit at anyone

That's a really arbitrary and idiotic line to draw.

I'm a girl and I've been training at this new MMA gym for a few weeks. Most of the guys there are real creeps are always asking for my number, this one guy once asked me if I wanted to roll with him and after I said no he said, "WMMA is a piss break anyway" and walked away angrily. A few days later I saw him sparring with one of the older guys in the gym, he threw a body-kick and ended up getting flat-lined on the canvas and pee'd all over himself and I could see it leaking on the mat. I felt really bad for him but I couldn't stop myself from laughing and thinking "who's the real piss break now"

Conor was quick witted and likable, Paulie's just annoying

Just got back from the free clinic, had to get checked up after I raw dogged this chick from my MMA gym. She's alright, maybe a 5/10 but she has a mean head game. We all call her "Joanna Zanella" cause she's a total whore that fucks everyone.

Lobov got the taste slapped out his mouth

Lame h8er.

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Fucking imagine getting beaten up by a girl lmao

RIP in piece Coral

?

More like Fartem Jackoff
(invented by me)

RIP (rip)

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I know haha can you imagine haha it works be so terrible. I'm imagining it right now and it definitely is not making me masturbate haha!

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copyright me 2019 invented by me

Fartem Jackoff

loser

h8er

>There are people who defend this shit while also condemning Malignaggi for his behavior.
Like who?

>Leaf
Heh,well I'll get it in America.
Fartem Jackoff. Copyright in a country that matters.

Thawltz on Jon Moxley?

Fartem Jackoff © 2019 all rights reserved

Lmao

Not valid in America sweetie :)
Have fun with your Canadian copyright

>takes over your division
Hah, nothing personal, dude.

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Toilet Till™

>238 next week
Holy shit I thought it was months away

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OG canadian pervert here, I unironically invented that

B A S E D

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I train at an MMA gym in SoCal, its pretty laid back and its a great environment for an aspiring fighter like myself. But there’s one weird dude who comes in every now and then, dresses like a homo in a midlife crisis, he used to fighr. He mostly just hits pads but sometimes rolls. He’s such a bumbling retard that fumbles all over his words like a drunk fuck. He’s really fucking stupid and flip flops all the time. I think he’s a comedian now too? He did one of his bits, something fucking stupid about fajitas and asian people, offensively unfunny material. Keeps talking about a “tuhtoo awrtist” with his wife’s son

No you didn't numb-nuts™

She could numb my nuts if you catch my drift

I love you Bigg Ladd

Somebody's been spending too much time around Dana

yo I need to hack Bigg Ladds period tracker app so I can find out when shes ovulating and put a baby in her

Pathetic post

*under

based post

Hope Ladd remembers to never drop her defense, even after a bell rings

Fag

Pathetic loser

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I'm the Thanos of heem

fuck off purple nigger

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There is literally nothing better than being Tony Ferguson.

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GDR is gonna end Ladd's career

Imagine Aspen Ladd headlocking you after á long hard hiking session haha imagine the smell and pressure of those sweaty pits disgusting right? Haha

KhaBEAST never stopped mogging cannor at that point

Why is he holding khabib?

I'm not attracted to Aspen Ladd

youtube.com/watch?v=7IwYakbxmxo

understandable

Would you throw away a valuable load by shooting it into the trash compactor that is a female fighter's vagina? Keep in mind, if a clump of cells miraculously forms in her once barren womb it would fall victim to a brutal heeming, developing CTE before a brain can even form. The Schaubunculus would suffer until the inevitable flushing.

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Steroid clitoral penises would kill my boner. Couldn't even if I wanted to.

theres not a single welterweight that can drop down and beat Khabeast at lightweight, but khabased can move up and dominate most ww if he wanted to

nice pic I will rob it

not the point bro, you will kiss her passionately with tongue and you will like it

She fucks dogs

fuck off CF you fucking beaner

yep this one goes to my tony folder

Conor pls come back

I think having a kid would be neat.

I'm 30 but I am a kid

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I think you'd be surprised

oh fer shore tyrone poodley is the goat ww

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Why did sleepy woodley throw this fight?

so Ladd vs GDR is in Sacramento which means Tuss will be in there, holy shit a 3some with Tuss and Bigg Ladd I would get them both pregnant in the same night

He just needed a lil nap

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Because he's looking to load up on his right hand and couldn't because Usman wouldn't allow him to so that threw everything out making him basically go back to the t.wood that lost to Rory.

If they could have gotten him to throw his title in the garbage they would've done it a long-ass time ago

Anyone else see Schaub's special? Jesus Christ.

heard he basically took a yuge schaub on stage

Do you feel better about yourself now?

shut up Coral honestly

You'll have to kill me.

you've been to heem heaven so many times bro

They still can't stop me. Even when I am gone, my influence will linger.

Always felt great about myself, dummy

Showtime and UFC have hated each other since Strikeforce

Would jizz on those juicy legs

Glad to hear that.

Still love this webm. Halfway heemed and he still cuts Pettis up with that spinning elbow, followed by the tactical roll. How does he make his meme shit work?

Dana White was never my

goy

>two "knockout artists" fight
>commentators hype how this fight isn't going to decision
>proceeds to go to a decision
Never fails

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LMAO

Why do all of these Henri Hooft guys (aside from MJ) have shit striking technique?

I left a very detailed, accurate 1 star rating on Schaubs special that few dozen people marked as "found helpful" and I feel absolutely fantastic about saving potentially 30+ hours of people's lives from going straight down the drain

Schaub's special was not only unfunny at its core, but also poorly crafted. There's absolutely no way someone this unskilled at creating and punching up a stand up routine could make a special without his buttbuddies pulling strings.

Honestly its pathetic that Rogan and Callen let this steaming hunk of shit get put out without helping Schaub to improve it, there are plenty of spots in every joke that they could have punched up but I have to assume Schaub refused the help

In many ways, Conor won

>that main card start time
fuark

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>'So I told him I'd give him 50% off a topical CBD lotion if he gave my special a positive review'

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Meme

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what is this stance called

PJ Bennis would win

Solid co-main

It's like every american card for us europeeans

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Did she reverse-rape the thugs, Miko-style?

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hey dario, get a real timezone bitch

Yeah, I don't think that happened.

wtf does heem actually mean

Where the fuck has Leo Santos been hiding out

Marker's saturation - takedown defense percent (Darker better)

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1559279786929.webm

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How would he do against Gus?

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>Manvil the Anvil way up there at 1.2 attempted takedowns per minute
wew

Nice cherry picking, those were the only seconds in the fight that pettis actually made something

He would gas and get pieced up for TKO in round 3

Card just went from a 5/10 to a 4/10

Gonna enjoy watching this fuckhead get heemed in his first actual fight.

>in his first actual fight.
lmaoooo the absolute state of (You)

The people who defend and idolize Tony Ferguson need to have their tard wranglers disconnect their internet connection and lead them back to their kennels.

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Connie Walker would get mauled.

lads I just got one thing to say

I'm a lady!

>gets in your guard
>gets arm barred

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we know

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>Wake up Gus, it's all over.

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no u
based Alessio, I met him once. Humble and fun guy

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Is Schaubs special worth watching for the memes?

first half for lighthearted mockery second half will make u really uncomfortable unless your hatred for schlub is deeper than ironic memes

You should watch 10 minutes to understand just how terrible he is

Where the fuck is GSPs sextape

I bet he's a manlet.

I was more impressed with Gillespie defending zero takedowns throughout his carrer

>JAMAL was ASIAN
that's about it for memes

Phil "The New York Badass" Baroni
Link with sound below - includes his classic post-fight shouting
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1559282418800.webm

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You can tell that's old because he doesn't have his tramp stamp yet

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The Poet Phil Baroni

*Champ Stamp
Gray Maynard's was the worst though

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Daily reminder that this man has been in zero (0) real title fights.

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shit didnt even realise this was swedecard and have aussie sleep schedule atm

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Baroni with the ability to actually fight could have had a Tito-like career

Gonna need to snap myself into a Finnish sleep schedule for the event. Any tips?
i'm planning to cofe time it
youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

Meanwhile, at ONEfc...

Heemed my pic

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poor guy :(

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LHW landed x absorbed

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kek gian the schlub
Surprised by Volkan's numbers, always thought of him as a more deliberately paced fighter

Cofe time is good or maybe taking a small nap at some point

Why not a bar-plot with landed/absorbed as y?

Rakic confirmed better than Jones.

Huge fan of bangers

based paulie

youtu.be/PdTnWG_p6h4

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Thawlts?

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Paulie is such a retard. I don't know why he's going full heel on this one. Unless he actually really hates Artem this much, which I doubt.

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Elias always puts on a great show, one of my faves.

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If you try to heem me you're getting the ol' piggly wiggly rub n' tug. Get in my gaurd.

Based Smif

did the jon fight alone heem smifs stats

to be honest his stats are fucked up by his Jones fight.

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yeah volume strikers can really fuck your stats, holloway must mess with a lot of his opponents stats, like aldo and ortega

Champ Shit Only

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>that round 4

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Gay sport

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Smif roleplayed as a hedgehog that round. Pre event stats look much better for Smif

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...

Would you let gsp give you head in exchange for training on how to do the proper blast double ?

Personally for me I would let him jack me off but no head

keep coping

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bj would fucking heem punk

We could see him flushing VolCAN if only Queen Latifa had decided to get injuried a couple of days early.