In case you just missed it

I guess he will never play for Man Utd then

he looks like a regen in football manager

Good targetman on FM

It's already too late.

>norwegian
>wonderkid
>statpads against honduras
ah yes, the next odegaard

just w8, Ole Will bring in Eikrem, King, Håland, Forren and Dæhlie
First place confirmed

Odegaard is already the second best player in Eresdivisie after de Jong

brother?

Those are some nice dick sucking lips.

>eredivisie
yes but can he do on a cold night at Setubal? I will rate him only if he dominates a good league like liga nos.

WELCOME TO PORTIMONENSE S.C. | Best Goals & Skills | Martin Odegaard | 2019

...

that fucking face holy shit

this is actually a myth.

roy keane didn't injure him

You might say it was the other knee he destroyed, but he didn't play a single full match after that. He never recovered already having difficulties with the other leg

Come to Manure

Attached: 1529220360226.jpg (1200x900, 196K)

You Roy Keane cultists are worse than scousers.

telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11144315/Roy-Keane-insists-he-has-no-regrets-over-horror-tackle-on-Alf-Inge-Haaland.html

>Attempts to injure AIH
>Injures himself in the process like a complete mong
>Instead of taking responsibility for his own actions, he develops a seething hatred for an innocent man
>Knowingly and criminally sets about injuring said innocent man
>Succeeds
>Shows no remorse

And bitter deluded rags like yourself will still defend the sorry excuse for a thug masquerading as "footballer".

You really have no shame do you?

white nigger

*teleports beside you*
>pft...entirely personal, cunt!
*snaps leg*

Attached: 1554831176612.jpg (634x476, 100K)

N I N E
Even Sir Harry only managed 3

Arse kissers of Roy Keane and likeminded players must be the most beta people in sport

I sometimes wonder if we Nordics are more related to Asians than the mongs on the continent

lmao i wasn't defending keane you absolute loser, just stating that its a myth that the tackle ended his career. which it is.

i'm an arsenal fan, i hate keane. calm down you utter creep

Careful what you wish for.

Attached: 18d39a3b-4d5a-4665-8825-98d68d714d83.jpg (1900x1267, 297K)

Keane is just an irishman/scouser who took the wrong flight to england and ended up in manchester.

Go home, Reddit

Attached: praise.jpg (630x420, 268K)

There's speculation of match fixing in our media after this. That Honduras team was absolute shite to a degree I have never previously seen

I honestly think I could score 9 goals against a 9-man Honduras under-20 side

lel of course

you have no spirit when you're down 3-0. it just got worse from there

Well yeah I'm sure their average height is like 4'6" all you have to do is stand near the goal and you'd score every time

>9 goals against Honduras
>those are the only goals he scores in the tournament
>gets knocked out of the group by the the mighty new zealand
coom

*does absolutely nothing against new zealand and uruguay*
>"..."
*scores 9 goals against honduras with 9 men*
>"OH YES! What a sensational performance from the Norwegian Man Mountain"
>"Imperious work, Martin, he truly is the best player in the history of the U20 World Cup"

he did have one disallowed goal against Uruguay and nearly scored a couple against NZ

>lanky dude by the post
>hoof to him

damn did you just solve soccer?

Honduras players were mad at their coach and wanted extreme perjudice on him. It sometimes happens.

youtu.be/e9UE2Fn6IYA?t=20 what did he mean by this?

Mate, we've been doing this for years

Attached: Big Sam.jpg (214x317, 17K)

also scored a lot in the u19 quali

Attached: Skjermbilde.png (304x319, 11K)

Always felt bad for Alf-Inge Haaland that his career and legacy has been reduced to having Roy Keane try to cripple him for some petty reason. He was a decent player.

look at those lips

white people are so ugly lol

nothing personal kid

Attached: oh shit.png (1315x314, 19K)

BRAÜT :DDDD

For me it's a Adolfo

looks like de bruyne's son

>herskeren av honduras

>henretteren af honduras

>scoring against Honduras

>metiendosela a Honduras

>the holocaust of honduras

dont you have some chess thread to make, kid? you will never be relevant in football

Attached: 1522523035080.gif (200x250, 2.6M)

he belongs to Salzburg, hands off big clubs

i'm not seeing any dutch players on that list, piet.

Haaland sent your shitty NT out in the U19 qualifiers

>mfw nederland can't even reach the U19 euros because of norway

>superior vikang genetics

Highlights from the game, was it rigged?
youtube.com/watch?v=k13EltDN5cU

some people say it might have been "rigged" in the sense that the honduras players were playing badly on purpose to protest the management, not for betting purposes.

Won as many World Cups as the Netherlands tbf

And how many World Cups does England have? (NOTE: Jules Rimet titles not included)

The absolute state of Honduran goalkeeping desu

How many World Cups has Scotland/Wales/Northern Ireland even qualified for?

dutchland btfo

Attached: oh no no no no no.png (1407x46, 6K)

Woah! Really?!?! That's on par with Wilt's 100!!!!!!!! GOAT!!!!

this t b h, with an actual goalkeeper he would have made 2 or 3

How is he Norwegian?

He has the typical Russian mongol face.

Early 2000s strategies Nibba

my sides lmao
you englishmen always make my day

his dad had kind of a strange skull/face shape but still scandinavian looking, and his son carried the strangeness to another level. can't find any pics of his mom.

He looks like an albino African

.

Attached: 5ae82a3b498e81c4e68c883c-1525213323744.jpg (940x529, 128K)

I’m Dutch living in the UK

>hakkeren av honduras

the mom i think

Attached: 12070813_1673127186237986_476561735_a.jpg (420x420, 25K)

Get back here before Brexit finally happens in 2054

Typical potato nosed inbred retards

The last good solo this hack wrote was unforgiven

Exactly he’s a mongol

The players chosen by the manager to go to the tournament were chosen as a favor between owners of the clubs they played for so, it's not much of match fixing, just outright corruption and incompetence.

whats up with the finn-look are they inbred or what?

That's what Northerners look like with little Germanic blood.

He might look funny now but when he fully develops he’ll look like dolph lundgren, already has the jaw

>the horror of honduras

El vivo ejemplo de la argolla

The theory that whites originated as black albinos suddenly got a lot stronger

cutest psycho

That's a Finn though.

It looks like a white person with black people's features. If you shopped his skin to black it would make more sense

Superior Mongol genes

can a god damned nigger get a gad damned webm up in this bitch?

youtu.be/k13EltDN5cU

my dad told me that back in the 70s in mexico ppl w down syndrome would be called "Mongolitos" (little mongols)

it now makes perfect sense

das rite

i learned a lot in this thread

The more and more I see the scoreboard the less I believe it was due to Honduras' incompetence and more because of a financial incentive. Even though they played terribly they didn't look this bad, this broken up until today. Central American Football associations already have a history of corruption and shady antics so it wouldn't surprise me. But because this is a 3rd world Concacaf country being humiliated by a somewhat good UEFA team it'll probably stay as it is and no one will look deeper into it. I just don't believe it. Not for a second

Now I know what white people look like if they have nigger-tier nostrils and lips.

Loco la corrupción y la incompetencia solo te llevan hasta cierto punto. 12 goles ya es otra cosa es de otro mundo. Es suficiente para cambiar de dt, cambiar de plantilla y reorganizar e reestructurar la asociación como tal pero tomando en cuenta el historial de la fenafuth nada se va a hacer porque les siguen pagando, no hay incentivo para que hagan algo y el mundo sigue girando. A menos que ocurra un cambio drástico el fútbol de tu país no tiene futuro. Lo mejor que puedes hacer es esperar que se estanque para que por lo menos, por lo menos, no empeore

For me it's the white ngubu

What the fuck is that creature and why does it look american

Attached: 1525651327237.jpg (560x590, 52K)

FIFA will investigate, witch means money will change hands and nothing will be heard

>tfw my Irish ancestors were raped, pillaged, and enslaved by dudes who looked like this

Attached: shame.jpg (200x301, 20K)

How do you know this?
Sounds insane

56 percent

Based

Believe me the Honduran FA (Fenafuth) has a history of this. Players are sometimes chosen less because of their skills and more because of their connection (e.j. if a player comes from a wealthy family associated with the fa, if he's the son or relative of a big player etc). The system is completely fucked and it's not gonna change because as long as the big players and the fa is happy then nothing else matters

he's also 6'4, he could probably have manhandled an entire monastery by himself

>the hitler of honduras

literally an orgasm at 1:48

How many times did England beat Spain 1 nil with ten men in Espania 82?

"Norwegian"

What did you mean by this?

El mongolo de Oslo...

to be honest we need more tackles like that in the game
its gone soft and its about time some prima donnas got their legs snapped

>Bjork Larsnar
Could become as good as Poocrapu I suppose.

probably that he wasn't born in Norway

I think he used to post in ylilauta (some finnish imageboard, similar to krautchan) under the name of Joonas. I'm sure I've seen his face before in that site, years ago.

>implying Estonians don't look exactly like Finns

I’m sorry, how many goals did he score again?

We are witnessing the return of BULJU but in football format.

What a silly question coming from a German