/hoc/

not good finland

SHALL be posting in BASED rare flag thread

THIS is the thread in the name of our Prophet Shaw

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FUCK I just want to make some FUCKING webms is that so fucking hard?

Albany Devils > Binghamton Devils

based Gunnarsson bombs

fuck it I don't care anymore

albany rink rats and binghampton senators

test

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result: still gay

wow..

>teemu pulkkinen was less of a bust than pulju

>the league will suspend Sundqvist for at least one Stanley Cup finals game because some brainlet manlet bruins player cant skate and flattened his head against the boards and Bettman cant bear to see a small market team do well.

Cool league, im going to watch cricket instead.

...

what the fuck was he doing?

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they should just put the stop signs on the back of the jerseys like they do for kids leagues

And that’s a good thing!

But the Anderson hit was legit right?

not game ban worthy imo. Grlizzly blundered and got hit then, otherwise it would have been all good.

what hit was that?
I didn’t actually watch the game last night

Exactly. Sundqvist isn’t a repeat offender and he’s never been in this sort of situation. Gryz fucked up, so no repercussion needed

Referencing the hit on Josh Anderson in the second round Teds-B's. B's want to call Blues thugs during game threads blantantly ignoring the player crossing the ice and elbowing Anderson in the head.

Boston has more jews than St Louis so Gary favors them
>boston garys

Lads, who’s your favorite hokkei team?

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Literally this

Oh right

Kings and Islanders. My favorite team in Europe is HC Bern.

hello /hoc/

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Hurricanes

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he was trying to play the puck but forgot which hand was his dominant hand.

based penguins

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Kitties are my /lifelongs/
Avs are my second favorite
Never watched euro hockey

>no flow
fuckin nerds

business idea: no offseason

That’s what that league John Scott started is doing.

youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0

we all frens?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0HDM3eYp4KQ

yes :)

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Good !

what a diver

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unironically this. he doesn't blow a tire and lean back sundquist get all glass

how do we let gary know about this and get him to shut it down fellow echads

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Based Agent Dean was sent to tear it down

Anybody wanna be text buddies?

sure what's your number

Rofl gryzlyk looks like a D league player in a developmental learn-to-play program in that clip. What the fuck was he thinking? he deserves his brains scrambled for that embarrassment of a play

blues sweep in 5

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The hearing should have started about 20 minutes ago

*boards the safety board*

sundqvist did nothing wrong

Reminder that Kappo will be crappo

I don't think there's anyone here who thinks he did except bawston fangays.

AAAA PLAYER SAFETY HELP US
HEEELPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Lads

twitch.tv/nhl

Bruins in 5.

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Pass.

>It was Nikita Zaitsev who, for personal reasons, asked TOR today to try to facilitate a trade. He has five years remaining on a contract with an AAV of $4.5M. TOR will try to oblige Zaitsev but are not in a salary cap position to retain much, if any, salary.

Oh god
Would someone please take Zaitsev AND his contract?

do any of you actually care about this stanley cup final?

3 on a 1-10 scale

>denmark just shows up and starts posting twitch and twitter shit
fucking yurofaggots

The wild would bootyblast your shit team

new cod looks good lads might actually buy it

A link about a hockey game being played
And a quote by Bob McKenzie about a player asking for a trade
How dare I

Shant be doing any favors for the >laffs

sure bud my # is 911

>It doesn't deserve a suspension, but neither did McAvoy in the Columbus series. If McAvoy got one then, then this should get one.

Who?

that's not how you greentext, newfriend

I was quoting someone newfriend.

oh, good. carry on

oh yeah i forgot this was a thing

Watching some reviewbrah vids lads

>his name is codplayer1

i made a poem for hoc:

cric suc dic
hoc suc coc
lets all be gay together :)

*honk*

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i would bootyblast both these nerds in nhl19

My kid’s best friends Japanese mom just texted me lads I think she wants to suck my cock off

post a pic of her

>@NHLPlayerSafety: St. Louis' Oskar Sundqvist will not be suspended for boarding and Bruin's Matt Grzelcyk has been fined $2,500 for being a faggot.
wtf they can post that

this tournament game is actually pretty funny

Based dane fren btfoing ther haters

I love you guys so much

She’s incredibly average

My drug dealer is not replying I'm getting worried

>Grzelcyk
how do you pronounce this esspee

that's not what he asked

grizzly

I don’t have any pics of her I’ve only met her at school functions

/hoc/ friends, you are my friends and I am very fucked up

my stomach won't quit

I am better after a nap, but for how long will this continue?

god I hope you die from this

what have you been eating?

its all those kebabs you eat

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sounds like you got food poisoning. when i had it shit lasted for 2 days

well,right now liquid rice, but when for two days I didn't wanna go shit and thought I was ok, after the two days I started eating normal again

I can smoke again, but this ordeal has been going on for 10 days

“HURRR I POSTED IT AGAIN”

autism

Except that's wrong nigger, said it last night it wasnt a dirty play. It's false flaggers tarnishing our stellar reputation and hockey knowledge

IT'S BEEN 90 MINUTES
WHAT IS THE VERDICT???

Shut the heck up nerd

>liquid rice
pay denbts

the verdict is that /cric/ is gay

let it be known

thinking

quit eating ass

Hey everyone, sweden's thinking about cock again!

>quiet eating ass*
ftfy

you think that's it eh?

eh, at least I'll go out like the Yakuza who consider it a point of pride to go because of malfunctioning liver.

Dubs confirms

Imagine getting BTFO by a southern accent. Bostonians confirmed huge pussies

most autistic think ive ever heard anyone say

>It looks like the Boston Bruins will be without Matt Grzelcyk for awhile due to a dirty hit by Oskar Sundqvist. If Sundqvist isn’t suspended it would be a travesty.
The absolute state

>If Grzelcyk is out for the rest of the series I believe that it is worthy of a 5 game suspension. The fact that Grzelcyk was injured has to play a role in the suspension even if the NHL doesn’t want to admit it.

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how could you hear me if it was written?

i read everything you post in a voice i made up for you in my head

off day reminder that hockey is for every one

based

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daily reminder that manitobans are the absolute worst

hockey is for white men who don't watch anime and are at least 6'0"

if hockey is for white men then why is it unpopular in the usa?

The USA is run by spics and niggers

ABOVE the mason dixon line

Demetra's laws, cited during the festivities of Thesmoforia (i.e. "institution bearing")

1.Honour your family
2.Offer to the gods a percentage of your first produce
3. Don't harm animals

EAST of the Mississippi

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if hockey is for straight people then why are boston fans obsessed with trannies?

Should’ve been caps jets tbqh. Fuck the knights for that whole “first season miracle” shit

/cric/ runs /hoc/

Day 7 of curing my porn addiction. Its been a week now, temptation is starting to grow but im willing to fight it. I must stay strong

does that include no fap?

you don't have to, it's not an addiction, it's a human need

Good job user!

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porn literally rots your brain

fapping 3 times a day because you're constantly looking up porn isn't a human need

No, but I can hardly get an erection without watching porn, which is why im doing this in the first place
Sex is fine, porn is not
Thanks fren

after doing no porn (not nofap, I didn't have the self control for that) all I can see here is a chubby bitch with big tits and an utterly fake face. I have no idea what this girl looks like in reality, and on that fact alone I wouldn't date her.

Before, yeah I'd have tried to get my dick wet and thus might have gotten into a relationship with a completely fake semi-landwhale.

Do no porn, at a minimum lads.

how far down the rabbit hole did you go?

it apparently is for you

don't forget it makes you blind and sends your sould to Hell

top kek

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addiction isn't a human need you dummy cokedup freak

Sometimes I see someone in a band shirt and think "lol babby's first punk band"
Aside from the adicts who else meets that description

I stopped going to punk shows when I turned 30 so I’m not sure

Got a into depression a year a go, quitted my job, gained weight, got addicted to porn because have nothing to do but fap all day. But now i'm better, I got over my depression, i'm unNEETing myself, started to workout again and realized my dick didn't work right anymore so I decided to quit watching porn until my dick heals and then use with moderation. Basically getting my life back on track

that sucks, but i meant how far down the rabbit hole of porn did you go

what the fuck is wrong with her tits?

When is the player safety department gonna announce a suspension or not?

i think user is wondering what u fap to

If you mean the freaky shit, not so much I didn't develop weird deviant fetish, I just watched A LOT of porn

>still dodging the question
I guess that means he's gay and it was to gay shit

liar

I mean I devolved into literal cannibalism by age 15 thanks to heavy porn use. Gay seems kind of light compared to that.

Although there is nothing wrong with being gay, there IS a problem with being gay and posting in /hoc/ see:

i believe you

nah it was definitely cuck shit

I love you guys so much

fuck where is the fucking verdict?

you should. im not going to name shit here because other people would find it but yeah, it exists.

just say you watched tranny porn and self inserted as the tranny its no big deal

freaky

What's your favorite cookie from Ikea
This one reporting

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it's probably fake, just like all the incest videos

I don't like cookies

I don't like Ikea

of course its fake

do you have to make them yourself?

Then why would you care if anyone found it?

FUCKING SUNDKVIST VERDICT WHENNNNNNN

I don't like cookies from ikea

I mean it was a lot of milf/gf and step mom vids. Also big fan of porn when people speak a language I can't understand so czech streets and such were big turn on for me. Other kind I like are the fake modelling audition type

He's going to get a game.
So if you feel like sperging out feel free to do it now.

Cause I don't want anyone hooked on it

hypocrisy

BULLSHIT HE SHOULD HAVE JUST GOTTEN A FINE
FUCKING REFPUCK

bro nobody is going to get hooked on cannibalism porn aside from maybe grease because he's a little weirdo

alright then

look up dolcett archives

3 GAMES SUSPENSION
LMAO LMAO LMAO

>simulated cannibalism
Christ, and I thought I was an absolute sick fuck for watching Resident Evil porn a few times

It's fucking drawings

I THINK THE TAKEAWAY WE CAN GET HERE IS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS

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Preach

That's why I only fap to instagram thots

oh, you meant 2D. that's par for the course

It's been 2 and a half hours now, what the fuck is taking so long?

I only fap to women kissing or instasluts, if you must fap you should never go beyond this threshold

pray to the gods for me

based royals management

He's appreciating the questions

SUNDQVIST BANNED FOR LIFE LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

the only porn i've been hooked on is anything mike adriano does. he has the pov hd 1080p shots, i basically recognize him just by his dick

>black fellow on the game cover
yeah nah

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thinking about this incredibly gay post

What's wrong brother

for me, it's anal vore
i'm debating coming out to my family about it

Why is abortion being outlawed

I'm sick, my stomach

Men don't like women

Because babies don't deserved to be killed just because some whore doesn't want to be responsible for their actions.

SUNDQVIST BANNED TO EDMONTON
LMAOOOOOO

abortion is a really simple it's like black and white. it should be legal for black babies and illegal for white ones

>tranny freak hates women
Who would have thought?

>actually knowing the names of male porn stars

>tranny freak

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was Mary, the mother of Jesus, raped by god?

Just watched a film directedby Craven Moorehead.

Notgonna forget his name desu

the eternal swede is gonna get away with it

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>not filtering every single tripfags
wew

What a softy

does Ron Jeremy count? I think everybody knows that fat fuck.

if only Yea Forums had a feature that filtered their IPs from posting

who would the buyer of these shirts cheer for?

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we can't have everything in life

a pennsylvanian team

They root for being a true patriot, lad. All for those shirts right there, they are super based

*salutes the flag*

Stors

>all of them x-large or xxxx-l
lmao

They probably wouldmt be watching a sport full of sjws and queers like hockey

since when is hockey full of queers and sjws? dumb albortion

You can get a full ride to college now for playing video games

Some female beatwriter for the Briuns is throwing a shit fit on twitter today about misogyny, just read the comments and youll see what the fanbase is turning into.

Who would the wearer of this backpack cheer for?

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The Washington Blue Star H.C.

post screencaps of her temper tantrum

Imagine watching porn instead of beating off to random russian instagram thots

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did he buy it like that or did the cool kids write it on there in sharpie as a prank

What team does san fran cheer for?

>some literal who on twitter with probably 200 followers is whining
who cares

me in the back

bought it like that, its merch from a cum podcast i like to listen too

shut the hell up chambers your taste in women is horrible

cum town?

I'm praying for all of you

ayyy

God can't save /hoc/

why isn't hockey on right now?

for me, it's using my imagination to beat my meat supplemented with the sex moans of a cute girl through my headphones

yeah, i like hearing takes on the hottest issues with impressions of a chinese down syndrome person or talkin about bustin and havin sex with the fellas

This guy red white and BLOOOOZ

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Oh shit how did I end up in /cric/

>and havin sex with the fellas
gay

>he doesn't wait until he can hear the neighbours in his apartment through the walls and a crudely drawn picture
filthy degen

its purely autism: the podcast

i put it in my friends ass once. but it wasn't gay because we didn't kiss

FUCK TORONTO
FUCK APEHOOP

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its not gay if there's no love

i live outside the city and my neighbours are 100m away and they're old boomers

Enjoy being the only loser at work tomorrow who didnt watch the game

We should go to sam's lake house and burn it down while we all take turns beating the shit out of him

God's plan

t. Jamal Xi Singh from Mississauga

the warm weather is giving me a foot fetish. all these chicks in sandals and flipflops and they all have pink or blue painted toenails, which for whatever reason my dick likes

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trannies are gay

Thats not a fetish you idiot

i honestly might be a slight golden state bandwagoning faggot if it means toronto getting anally annihilated.

Who will be the next commissioner and will he stop cucking players from playing in the olympics?

Lets go Bruins!

yes it is

the commissioners work for the owners so they will always try to cuck the players

Buttman will be commissioner for another 20 years.

The commissioner is entirely here to distract everybody with stupid bullshit while the owners jerk each other off in the corner

Thats impossible, look at him he can't even talk without bubbling his head. Dude is getting killed by stress. He has 5-6 years left TOP

No, you idiot. Finding parts of a womans body attractive is not a fetish. Why do you think they paint their toenails and show off there feet anyways? Because they know men like that shit. Women are attractive head to toe. Liking a certain part on any given day at any moment isnt a fetish.

Being unable to get your dick hard unless you are thinking about being shrunk down and stepped on by a females sweaty feet. Thats a foot fetish.

Lawyered

autism

Will the NHLPA do its job and stop letting the players get cucked from playing in the olympics?

sounds based

finding any part of a women that's not meant for sexual reproduction attractive is a fetish

any business ideas tonight, lads? looking to invest

bettman will be kept alive indefinitely Mr. House style

Build your own pizza bar

Business idea: /hoc/ buys the next expansion team

No you idiot. Women pretty up their feet to attract males in order to reproduce. Same with their face, hands, and show off their mid section and legs and tits by wearing revealing clothing.

Porn has broken your brain.

and draft finns but bury them in the minors

Never knew porn was such a disease

this is some next level cope, nothing wrong with having a fetish

4xannel Dickgirls

>hands

lol look at this faggot trying to justify his foot fetish

have sex
gain height
take a shower
hit the weights
get a clue

>he doesn't get turned on by soft pretty manicured hands

>what is nail polish

>he doesn't like feet
lol faggot

I have a raging clue right now

For me it’s rod stewart

Kevin Nas was raped in the Summer of '92

I was 300 lbs before going to the gym 5 straight weeks and eating only protein and potassium
I’m down to 250lbs and I’ve never felt healthier
I’ve also got a six pack again

Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990

>250lbs
>six pack

i was born in the spring of '93, fuck maybe he's my mom

I’m 6’10”

the whole stereotypical guy locked in his mom's basement fapping his life away is quite common in this day and age, some truly lost souls out there. exposed to porn young and knowing nothing else

I actually don't doubt this at all

thinking ted should stop hitting the bong and start hitting the gym

what

this LARP is so big i shan't be (You)ing it

Porn is the worst at one time I was spanking 3 times a day

I killed a man in nam, I'm not proud of it but that was in 2015 and I've changed now

anime is turning kids into trannies

I’ve been doing both

tranime

kids are turning into incels from being gay and lame and doing stuff like paying girls for nude photos like lmaooo nigga you can just fap with porn online thats free

i just saw this on Yea Forums. why are people spamming it everywhere?

probably not wrong, just why?

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*sips*
it's all the little girly shit, need to get these kids watching trigun or samurai champloo. that'll toughen em up

Hentai is a disease

this

Actual answer is: grizz-lick

Hentai. I remember being 12 and looking for pokemin fansites and finding all kinds of retard hentai where misty and jesse had dicks

Honestly im not much better than these zoomers cuz here I am as an adult male shitposting on a mongolian hockey forum about finnish busts and onion rings

This but unironically

>he reads all of /hoc/ before posting
heh... what a silly thing to do...

got some falafel lads

'bout to make bet w/ a qt grill.
Call team and number Bruins or Blues

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i always read the first 20ish post then scroll down. dont know why, its a habit

Dubs for blues and you also get to eat her ass

I feel like Yea Forums is one of the more boomer boards though for what it's worth

because every tranny watches anime, and they all think they can become as cute as anime girls

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you just KNOW

Is it safe to go outside?

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>he doesnt read every single post every single /hoc/ thread
....

I read the first 20 posts too and then remember they're hours old and I'm not mediterranean

Who here likes star wars

based

Blues, 9, eat her ass

what are the radon levels like?

>edmonton is so toxic even the air will kill you
grim

bruins
trips
suck her toes

Mom just undid her bra

Lots of details in this picture

this thread kinda smells bad now, not sure why, smells like debt and autism

please take a shot of the neck and clavicle

One time I was at the Bata Show Museum and security was kicking a guy out for sniffing a 200 year old Victorian era shoe.

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Ok be honest /hoc/, which one of you fuckers was this?

imagine the smell though

WHEAT

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what he look like

theres an 86% chance you're correct

Taking a wee

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I'm on the toilet bitch. Also, I read everything after I posted last.

what the fuck are they doing?

based
i literally never piss indoors

Any news about Sundqvist ?

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sentenced to death

you now remember alexei yashin

still nothing

HECK

HECK

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fuck you....
I wish that stupid fuck milbury never tampered with those picks. Chara, louongo, spezza and maybe heatley would have been amazing back then

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every bruins player gets to spank him once

Stuck at work lads.

Its been like 5 hours
legitimately how long does DoPS usually take?

one of them had a sneezing fit so it's taking a bit longer

sorry m8

dirty girl

I’m glad you suffer animefag just end it all

are you a tranny?

worth it

my rapties :)

BANNED FOR LIFE
LMAOLMAOLMAO

Whats the deal with Nikita Zaitsev?

This thread needs a fight

toronto media and "fans" claimed another victim

Jeremy Rutherford (media personnel) of the Blues stated the verdict will most likely be announced tomorrow.

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the world is yours. the world is yours

he's sick of pooronto, wants out. but his contract is horrible

What did you do to get banned for life?

boarded a little sissy faggot

they found out he was a discord tranny

He told a Russian newspaper that the media shits on Toronto defencemen no matter what and now they are going to trade him.

>tfw cannibal fetish, foot fetish, /cric/ /shit/, and constantly asking about a hit means /hoc/ needs a fight
Love you guys

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Fuck no

Suggest that in the modern NHL its better to take an offsides faceoff than dump it in when you have a forward in an offside position.

it's obviously ted

based

big thunderstorm overhead lads

Kitty always hides during storms

Call it "offsides"

ted just got banned for life for posting his dick. which means if he gets banned again they'll just start rangebanning ohio

holy fucking based

he's not wrong. toronto hockey media is the most toxic, critical and downright brutal sports media there is

>rangebanning ohio
about time

thinking about a girl lads... God I'm so lonely and autistic

failed to call a blatant handpass

no it doesn't

ban evaders eventually cause a certain parts to get rangebanned, happens all the time

last time I got permabanned the only range ban I got was one that prevented me from making threads but I could still post in them

How do you know Ted got banned for life?

based retard

>rags

is it that hard to connect two dots

based
ohio btfo

then you didn't get rangebanned

Working on a report lads. Don't have that much time to read all the posts.

albortions got rangebanned last year but it only lasted like a week

*cough cough*
>rags

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>rags

and there's no reason to think ted will

DUDE WEED LMAO HAHA EBIN XD

already did famalam

lil guy inhales every time i hover over

range bans don't do shit, especially if you've got a ma'fuckn pass

god women are so fucking dumb

business idea: state flags so slumbelt sand/swamp people cant keep pretending theyre from a hockey country

zaitsev very good defensemen you should trade for him??? you will happy

business idea: rangeban anyone that isn’t canada or usa, regardless of where they immigrated from

based midwest poster

but i like finlan

imagine unironically paying to use this shit website

they seriously haven’t released the fucking suspension for sundqvist yet?

eating a poppyseed bagel with jalapeno cream cheese

imagine being poor and slaving away for jewgle for fucking free

better than being a slave for google

no one cares loser

unironically watching niggerhoop
should i just kms?

some of the cream cheese squeezed out and got on my pants

No it was voluntary
God literally told her before he did it

yes please

imagine paying for this website and then not being able to post anyway when it goes down
>muh captcha
lmao

ok that’s kinda hot not gonna lie

pressure cooking up some chicken breasts

happens like twice a year oh no

learn to cook

why

i know how to cook i just don't wanna
i'll be buying a barbecue soon though and i plan to use that quite often

>pays for a car
>can’t drive it when it breaks down
LMAO what a cuck!

Just pan it lad

do you use propane or charcoal

do you mean a grill? learn english

its happened like twice already this month
cope more

one game lads
twitter.com/NHLPlayerSafety/status/1134265967889014786

Imagine not being able to repair your car yourself

works fine on my machine, check your wifi :^)

its your responsibility to take care of your own car.
are you some soiboi who cant even change his own oil?

Sounds fair

to eat

>pay for car
>have to fix it yourself
>meanwhile can’t drive it
hah

will be hooking it up to my natural gas line
might get a charcoal grill at some point later on

>owning a car
>in /currentyear/

yea im not some poor shitskin who relies on public transportation

should have been zero

Keep paying the autojew my friend

which is the superior implement for grilling your meat Yea Forums charcoal or propane

grill is a verb and it is something you do on a barbecue

cope more soiboi.
better you live in the bay area too, faggot.

I'm currently at 5 times over 3 hours a day

ISHIGGY you're "trolling" and not actually this retarded

Cars bring chics tho

THEY FUCKING SUSPENDED HIM

GOD DAMN FUCKING BOSTON KIKES FUCK YOU

Dumb fuck shouldn’t have been doing such an awkward move on the boards.

sorry m8 leafs are just too ez pz

charcoal for summer party burgers, propane for precise stake cooking

Campbell looking out for his boy again lol

yes

Sundqvist is shit anyways they did you a favor

>one game for finishing a clean hit on a big market team

Basted and garypilled

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kek enjoy your fucking joke league pheasants

Called it 3 hours ago. It was obvious he was going to get a game.
Who cares anyways, he's a 4th liner, it's not going to kill the Bloos to lose him for 1 game.

realistically you only need to watch the last half of the fourth quarter because you know they will only be a few points apart and it could go either way

imagine not understanding what time is worth and how long you spend solving captchas

>i was just pretending to be retarded

What the fuck did he just call me..? A bird?

The league has to pretend like they are doing something

This but watch the baseball game up until then

>damage control and copepilled
>1993
cry more bitch nigga

REFS SAVE US PLEASE

reminder that it should've been the >shorks

imagine thinking that any time spent on this website isn't wasted either way

why didn’t grizz just keep his head up? literally what the fuck was he thinking?

if i had to solve captchas every post i would be wasting more time here

Then they should fire all the officials whenever there's a blown call

All of them. Keep them in line with fear.

>make it to the conference final on refpuck
>cry when that same refpuck can’t take you to the final

>shorks

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He lost his skates... He's also just a manlet.

>never even denied being a soiboi
>tries to change the topic instead
yikes

Isn’t that what they’ve been doing? Now all the refs are scared to call anything. Thanks pavelsgay.

what if canada wins an apehoop cup before a hockey cup lel

>let me just cry some more
>that will make the big strong burger give me some more (you)’s
well you were right about that at least

Forgot how to hokkei. Now he forgot his own name

is gary going to be bring lil nas x for another pregame? i feel like he really attracted the younger generation.

Is it country or rap
Lil nas x: yes

i was right about you being a soiboi faggot, yes.

I have a pass but I've never posted with the little icon thingy because I dont know how

I thought none of the officials were actually reprimanded, they just hand out a ONCE IN A LIFETIME apology to the new kids since they didn't want to bomb the newest market in their 2nd year

canada has won a shitload of hockey cups tho

did you just start watching hockey yesterday?

non salary cap doesn't count sorry

which year did team canada play for the cup again?

type :icon: in the name field

he should go for billie eilish

go bruins

>please daddy give me some more (you)s
>and maybe one of them stanley cups p-please?
literally howling right now lad

Sundqvist getting a game was extremely obvious. He's staring at Grzelcyk's numbers the entire time and still drives up into his high back/head.

How many times has one of these vids included the phrase "the onus is still on the player making the hit to avoid making a bad hit"? They literally say it in the Sundqvist video. 5 years ago its not a suspension, but the way the league has been the last few years it was clear this would be one.

cringe

Hologram Biggie Smalls

>calling yourself daddy
>living vicariously through the accomplishments of leaf players
just cringed so hard i hurt my neck

searched nhl dpos and this was one of the first images saved me a lot of time desu

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Had a Bacon Western Burger with Onion Rings and ready to take a massive toronto, lads

I bet you got this from the Canucks Bruins series in 2011 from a Canuck you laughed at.

All the reports I saw about the officials being banned from the playoffs were contradictory
>banned from playoffs!
>no punishment
>fined and that's that
So I don't know what actually happened to them, and honestly zebras aren't worth the research

>hurting your neck
Literally weak genetics
Feel bad for you son

laughing at cantpucks is always fun

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>he doesn’t get his news exclusively from /hoc/
why do I even bother with these newfags?

no it was on some dudes twitter

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Then it is confirmed they are more nigger than the usa

I bet they actually go on Yea Forums too

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they truly cannot puck

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Not sorry, neet

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get to work on the new thread cuck

making a new thread lads

no I am

...

wtf bro that's like half the reason you get a pass

How do you get that gay l little Canadian flag tattooed on your ass?

Delet system 32