Reply if you're a straight male

Can't tell if this German humour or serious.

>assholes smell like shit
t. Virgin

I am a straight male actually!

haha

Straight white male here

I would but until I would be drained of all human fluids, I’d die shooting my organs right through my coch

>assholes smell like anything other than shit
>t. failed biology

women shouldn't exist

>tfw gf doesn't want to have sex while her grandma is visiting
fucking sucks

>porn on a blue board

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Don’t worry she only “saying” that she doesn’t mean it, get her horny and knock her vulva back a notch

My entire brain is now focused on thinking about how it wants to penetrate that brapper, why do they have so much control over us fras

Wanna know how I know you've never smelled a qt's asshole?

>shit sits directly on the other side of the asshole at all times
dumb ass

>no dick
cringing at your life m8

Unironically funny

maybe you'll start liking them once you start cleaning them with soap and using toilet paper

my dick wouldn't reach...

I'd cum for 30 minutes straight like a pig

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>why do they have so much control over us fras
Do you accept your demise?